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- - Most of this is not important, it's just here to add to the length of the story.
- - TLDR, a kid wants [insertweirdthinghere] and asks for it for every major event \ birthday in life. At his father\mother's deathbed they ask him what it is; "oh it was the only thing I ever wanted, simple really... it's..." and they die.
- A man and a woman had a child, they named him [insertnamehere].
- They loved [insertnamehere], much like any other parents love their firstborn. And they vowed he would be the happiest child ever, they often bought him presents and showered him with affection.
- The first words that came out of the child's mouth were Momma! Shortly after that the child spoke it's first sentence, and mentioned black marshmallows. Parents didn't really heed much thought to it, thinking of it as baby talk.
- For his first day of school, his father asked him for any one thing he would like that would make his first big day wonderful. [insertnamehere] asked for black marshmallows. The father searched all around the candy stores, but couldn't find any, so he bought regular marshmallows. [insertnamehere] was happy, but the father could see it was not what he wanted.
- [insertnamehere] was a good student, he graduated elementary school with straight A grades. And again, his father asked what would he like as motivation to keep his grades up in highschool? [insertnamehere] answered simply; "Dad, could you get me black marshmallows now?"
- The parents scoured to the Interwebs, all the stores and asked everyone! But alas, nothing could be found, so they bought him a game console that he had his eye on for a while. [insertnamehere] was happy, but still, it was not what he wanted.
- All through highschool...
- blah blah i really don't wanna go on. Highschool same shit, college same shit. He grows up gets a job same shit, gets married same shit has kids, baby shower same shit. Father on deathbed asks what it was;
- Son, tell me just one thing. It has bothered me my entire life... What are black marshmallows, son?
- Oh, dad. It's simple! Black marshmallows are..
- and the father dies.
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