Epiczilla

Trolling like a Cod among Men

Oct 22nd, 2012
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  1. 87654321: continue to insult and troll and ill bring a higher power into this room simple
  2. Epiczilla: continue to insult and troll and you'll QQ and quit? gotcha
  3. Mzr01: What a great comeback, you must got them OUT OF A BOOK FOR DUMMIES!
  4. Epiczilla: theres plenty of books for dummies
  5. 87654321: dude just beat it your ****ing with the wrong retired troll
  6. Epiczilla: auto parts for dummies
  7. Epiczilla: cameras/photography for dummies
  8. Epiczilla: kongregate for newfags, even
  9. Epiczilla: i advvise you pick up a copy
  10. Mzr01: Learning how to fuk Epiczilla's mom for dummes..
  11. Mzr01: My favorite...
  12. Epiczilla: that comeback was offishally carp. fin-ish with the bad jokes please
  13. 87654321: well epic you should pick up a dictionary and define what "newfag" means or you can start using real english
  14. Epiczilla: come on. don't be koi wwith me.
  15. Mzr01: Plz Epiczila, you're not funny...
  16. Mzr01: Just stop trying to be
  17. Epiczilla: you're pretty shellfish, aren't you
  18. Mzr01: How am I selfish when I'm not being greedy about my own posession..
  19. Epiczilla: you are sardinly the most tough-skinned newwfag i'vve evver seen
  20. Mzr01: You make no senc...
  21. Epiczilla: you sure are cod-awwful aren't you
  22. 87654321: epic beat i could newbtube you on cod easy
  23. Mzr01: Now you're just making up words! Listen. My mass intelligance, that doesn't include spelling at times, is too strong to be trolled..
  24. Epiczilla: you have a prawwn-blem i see
  25. Alec0000000009: DEUD STOP HARDSKOPEN
  26. Epiczilla: eel just wwait until you QQ
  27. Epiczilla: alec, shut your hole
  28. Epiczilla: nobody loves you
  29. 87654321: alec your the millionth alec account ive seen
  30. Mzr01: Noboby loves a troller either...
  31. jymz13Free: Hey Alec, you still a big fat pussy?
  32. 87654321: and epiczilla do you own ps3?
  33. Epiczilla: holy mackerel, it's jymz
  34. Epiczilla: i totally owwn a ps3
  35. Epiczilla: and unlike you im good at it
  36. Mzr01: NOT
  37. Epiczilla: i'm the offishal master of mzr by noww
  38. 87654321: ok then asshole mw2 me vs you epic
  39. Mzr01: How so...
  40. jymz13Free: You know me epiczilla?
  41. Epiczilla: bro stop floundering around
  42. Epiczilla: yeah i remember you
  43. Epiczilla: alwways spawwning pointless things
  44. EternalFrisson: Mzr, stop trying.
  45. EternalFrisson: Epic won't give up.
  46. jymz13Free: I'm such a legend.
  47. EternalFrisson: Just quit now.
  48. Mzr01: Neither shall I...
  49. 87654321: hey everyone epic cant take a challenge xD what a pussy xD
  50. EternalFrisson: Go home and be a family man
  51. Epiczilla: numbers
  52. Epiczilla: unlike you i don't conform
  53. AlecDay0014: jymZ is a troll (reply)
  54. Epiczilla: thus i dont play ovver rated video games
  55. Epiczilla: and alec
  56. jymz13Free: You conform by not conforming.
  57. Epiczilla: nobody loves you
  58. Epiczilla: gtfo
  59. Mzr01: I'm going to knock some common sence into the man, he needs it..
  60. jymz13Free: Alec is a loser.
  61. 87654321: no epic your balls just turned into overies
  62. Epiczilla: oh cod mzr
  63. Epiczilla: cry me a rivver
  64. Epiczilla: build me a bridge
  65. Epiczilla: and get over it
  66. Mzr01: No thanks
  67. 87654321: epic has no balls
  68. Epiczilla: wwater you evven wwaiting for
  69. Epiczilla: wwhy are you still here
  70. Epiczilla: getting slammed into the ground
  71. Epiczilla: by yours truly
  72. Epiczilla: eridan ampora
  73. Mzr01: Y should I do your dirty work, either. You'd make a horrible owner of anyone
  74. 87654321: epic has no balls
  75. Epiczilla: sounds a little fishy to me
  76. Mzr01: You use so much ridiculos phrases from the 90s...
  77. Epiczilla: reely, mzr? you stoop that loww?
  78. 87654321: i should hell make a song out of that ill call it epiczilla is a little bitch xD
  79. Mzr01: It's the 21st century now, grow a pair, would you?
  80. Epiczilla: don't take itw wrong, mzr, you're a real catch. its nothing about the fact you're a throwback, a cast off anyway
  81. Mzr01: ...Exactly...
  82. Epiczilla: you're just wwaiting with baited breath for me to confess my lovve to you
  83. Mzr01: I'm NOT a homosexual..
  84. Epiczilla: you're such a bottom feeder
  85. shadowgirl211: ROUDN 3
  86. shadowgirl211: DINHGIN DGING DIGN
  87. EternalFrisson: Epiczilla: Endless Container of Fish Puns
  88. Mzr01: I am NOT a fish...
  89. 87654321: w/ EternalFrisson the coward named epic muted me or somethin?
  90. Sinnicorps: ECCO THE DOLPHIN DEFENDER OF THE FUTURE
  91. Sinnicorps: BEST
  92. Sinnicorps: GAME
  93. Epiczilla: making fish puns all the day long
  94. Sinnicorps: EVER
  95. Sinnicorps: EVEREVEREVER
  96. Sinnicorps: MY CHILDHOOD EXPLAIN IN ONE GAME: ECCO
  97. Sinnicorps: ONLY REASON I'D EVER OWN A PLAYSTATION
  98. Sinnicorps: ECCOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO
  99. Mzr01: Fish Puns expired 50 years ago! Get updated!
  100. Epiczilla: mzr, are you mad on porpoise?
  101. Epiczilla: because you really
  102. Epiczilla: really
  103. Epiczilla: sound a little butthurt here
  104. Epiczilla: i'd call the sturgeon, get that tail fin examined.
  105. Mzr01: How do I "sound"? This is the internet...
  106. Epiczilla: there's other fish in the sea, mzr. movve on
  107. Mzr01: Epic stop with the fish puns, they're out-dated!
  108. Epiczilla: please, stop sea-horsing around
  109. Miltonman: ok
  110. rann13: Brought to you by fish. it swims, is tasty in sushi, and smells terrible in select chinatown markets.
  111. jymz13Free: And smelly in pussy, too.
  112. Mzr01: Epic, go bak and get breasted feeded by that whore in your "MOMMY'S" bedroom.
  113. Epiczilla: jump in a lake you little wwhore. you're a fish outta wwater anyway. i got other fish to fry
  114. Mzr01: Then go fry 'em, I'm obvously just an Eye-Sore...
  115. Epiczilla: could you be more pacific about what you're mad about, please
  116. Epiczilla: you're my wworst anemone by now
  117. Mzr01: ...That was just weak..
  118. rann13: wwhat
  119. Mzr01: Now get your nose out of that Fish-Book...
  120. Epiczilla: mzr, you're making a bass out of yourself
  121. Mzr01: Not as much of a bass as you. You can kiss my ass, but you'll have to wait in line!
  122. Epiczilla: so in other wwords, you're making a desperate cry for kelp.
  123. 87654321: and team troll be in motion -.- oh god
  124. Mzr01: I'm not crying for help...
  125. Epiczilla: i'm having a wwhale of a time with you, mzr, besides the fact you're a sponge
  126. Mzr01: ^GAY!
  127. Epiczilla: clam up man
  128. 87654321: you ould have to be monsteously fat to have a whale xD
  129. Mzr01: Epic, go get a real life
  130. Mzr01: I have a father, and you know nothig about my family tree
  131. Epiczilla: i already havve a life.
  132. Mzr01: That arguement is cancled out...
  133. jymz13Free: Mzr, your family tree has no branches you inbred fu­ck.
  134. jymz13Free: hated*
  135. jymz13Free: Stupid.
  136. megaultraninja: *blows up da ****
  137. megaultraninja: i
  138. megaultraninja: ng world
  139. Mzr01: My dad still lives with me and my mother and my older brothers, stop making these retared assumtions...
  140. jymz13Free: assumptions*
  141. megaultraninja: *kills everyone?
  142. jymz13Free: You just proved you are stupid.
  143. rann13: Anyone seen bibl lately?
  144. megaultraninja: people Role Play or leave
  145. Mzr01: You are a horrible troller, Dogie, plz leave
  146. Epiczilla: mzr you cant fin-ish your limpet performances anyway. your pretty green around the gills
  147. 87654321: well this iscool? jymz and megalult never seen either you two before nice to meet you ^-^
  148. jymz13Free: You've seen me before.
  149. Epiczilla: i'm krillin ya with evvery joke
  150. Mzr01: All of my brothers have soul-mates
  151. morner5747: mega:*turns into a trex* yeah what he said.
  152. Mzr01: Even I have a girlfriend..
  153. 87654321: no i havent actually jymz
  154. Mzr01: No..
  155. rann13: mega
  156. rann13: how long did the change take
  157. jymz13Free: Yes you have, fu­ckhead.
  158. 87654321: no i havent troll
  159. Epiczilla: im done with ya anywway
  160. Epiczilla: tired of trollin' the sea
  161. jymz13Free: Yes. You. Have. Pussy.
  162. 87654321: jymz your account is three days old if that how the hell would i seen you if your three days old to kong aye?
  163. Epiczilla: little beach
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