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- from /hhg/ Helluva Hotel general #670, #671
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- >keenie was originally anons guardian angel but thanks to a bureaucratic fck up she was moved away from that position
- >Now that she's fallen and may or may not be working for I.M.P she goes to earth on a semi regular basis
- >This trip to earth she sees anon across the street
- >Talking to their target
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- >"Hey goat btch how do you know that guy?"
- "When you've watched someone sleep for years you'll know them anywhere."
- >"Okay that's not creepy at all."
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- Guardian angels as a concept kind of fall apart under scrutiny in the traditional "always there, waiting for when you need them most" sense. It's akin to a privateer; they do something blatantly fcked up but they have a piece of paper saying its okay from some higher authority.
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- This gave me a funny, at least to me, idea
- >In heaven guardian angels are glorified baby sitters
- >Nothing exciting except for saving their charges from dangers
- >All you get to do is sit around and watch your charge
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- I wonder what my guardian angel thinks when they see me laughing like a dumbass to some guys playing UNO on YouTube or stuff like that.
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- probably pic related
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- >keenie used to watch over anon in his youth
- >Now with her kicked out of heaven she doesn't have anything to do
- >So she decides to hang out at a now grown up anons home
- >And me oh my she's thinking impure thoughts for once
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- >She was Anon's Guardian Angel for a while
- >She eventually ends up in Hell after getting fired
- >She ends up spotting Anon
- >Anon is silently wondering why that small Sheep woman is staring at him
- >She's on the verge of tears
- Man... now I feel bad.
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- >>Anon is silently wondering why that small Sheep woman is staring at him
- >>She's on the verge of tears
- >She feels familiar somehow
- >Like he knew her a long time ago
- >Anon goes up to her and asks a question that makes her break down into tears
- "Are you alright?"
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- >tfw no guardian angel keenie gf
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- >tfw Fallen Angel gf is never getting continued
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- >Anon i cant save your soul if you don't fck my throat
- >Of course its what you need to do!
- >No im not lying!
- >Just do it!
- >Do it faot!
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- (CHERUB WAS EVICTED FROM HEAVEN FOR THIS TERMINOLOGY)
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- KEK
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- "Your honor, my client has claimed in its statement that didnt say "Fck my throat,anon"
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- >Meanwhile at the trial keenie is making the bjob gesture at anon
- >"You honor, my client has not said, to quote, "Pin me down and use my face like a Flhlight, you sin filled fck." End quote."
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