oxocuboid

Good day madam.

Jul 27th, 2013
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  1. Never tell your password to anyone.
  2. 18:02 - [Dango]Yuno: Hiya!
  3. 18:02 - Oxo Cuboid: Hellooo
  4. 18:02 - Oxo Cuboid: How can I help you?
  5. 18:02 - [Dango]Yuno: :D
  6. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: You a friend of a friend :3
  7. 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: Ok?
  8. 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: :P
  9. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: I wanted to add you D;
  10. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: If thats okay with you :l
  11. 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: Haha that's fine, yeah
  12. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: :D
  13. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: Yay!
  14. 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: ;3
  15. 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: xD
  16. 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: sure thing buddeh
  17. 18:04 - [Dango]Yuno: Thats miss buddeh to you ;P
  18. 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: orly
  19. 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: Fair enough
  20. 18:04 - [Dango]Yuno: yushrly
  21. -------This is when the good bit starts-------
  22. 18:06 - [Dango]Yuno: Hey Oxoooooh....
  23. 18:06 - Oxo Cuboid: Sup
  24. 18:06 - [Dango]Yuno: Could you help me out perhaps?
  25. 18:07 - Oxo Cuboid: Depends on the request :P
  26. 18:07 - [Dango]Yuno: :P Alright alright
  27. 18:07 - [Dango]Yuno: I wanna try and get my very first TF2 key
  28. 18:07 - Oxo Cuboid: alright
  29. 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: All the metal in my inv is reserved for a friend who's inv is full atm
  30. 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: But I wanna make my first ever key
  31. 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: But the proiblem is I don't have any items to make into metal so I can get a key D:
  32. 27 July 2013
  33. 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: and me being as poor as an orphan kitten on the side of the road I don't have any money to get metal
  34. 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: I was wondering if you have any dupes or anything
  35. 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: To help me out D:
  36. 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: I feel like such a whore for asking you
  37. 18:09 - Oxo Cuboid: sorry
  38. 18:09 - Oxo Cuboid: i'm not a charity :3
  39. 18:10 - [Dango]Yuno: You can't even give away dupes? D:
  40. 18:10 - Oxo Cuboid: i dont have any
  41. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: *looks at all your Phlogistinator's*
  42. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Yeah...
  43. 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: they are not "dupes"
  44. 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: they are a collection
  45. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Too many collected if you ask me D;
  46. 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: Yeah well that's none of your business
  47. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Well sorry
  48. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: D;
  49. 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not trying to be mean
  50. 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: There's begging and then there's being rude
  51. 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: To be honest I don't particularly enjoy meeting people who do either
  52. 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: Good day madam.
  53. 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: :C
  54. 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not trying to be rude
  55. 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: and what else am I supposed to do
  56. 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: How does one beg but not beg
  57. 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: ...not beg
  58. 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: and legitimately trade up
  59. 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: Or just not deal with keys
  60. 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: And just enjoy playing a free game
  61. 18:13 - [Dango]Yuno: I can't because everyone is like you.
  62. 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: Like me how?
  63. 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: Not even sparing any kind of weapons to help people out
  64. 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: It's not like you'll use them with you being so high and mighty with your fancy keys
  65. 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: I got nothing :~;
  66. 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: I have 0 keys
  67. 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: You've clearly looking in my backpack
  68. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: So look again
  69. 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: Atleast you have cool things though
  70. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: I have 0 keys.
  71. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: But it's a game
  72. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: It doesn't matter if I have a shitton of stuff
  73. 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: and I like this game a alot
  74. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: or I have literally 3 crates
  75. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: It's a game
  76. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: That you are playing FOR FREE.
  77. 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: Which has now banned idling so I can't get items easily
  78. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: Then play legitimately
  79. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: That's how I get my items
  80. 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: I actively PLAY the game
  81. 18:16 - [Dango]Yuno: You also are an active jerk
  82. 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: Heh
  83. 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: Think what you want
  84. 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: I'm not here to preach and change your opinion of me
  85. 18:17 - Oxo Cuboid: But begging doesn't exactly make you look high on the social ladder yourself.
  86. 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not high in the first place :~;
  87. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: It doesn't matter
  88. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: It's the internet
  89. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: But pit for pat mate.
  90. 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not your mate
  91. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Clearly
  92. 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: Not after you've been a dick to me
  93. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Mates don't ask me for stuff
  94. 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Mates don't beg.
  95. 18:19 - Oxo Cuboid: 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: Good day madam.
  96. 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Mates aren't self entitled little twats like yourself.
  97. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: self entitled?
  98. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: Do explain
  99. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: What do you seem to think I am entitled to?
  100. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: What exactly am I asking for?
  101. 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Nothing at this point in time
  102. 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Your entitlted to nothing.
  103. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: Well then what makes me self entitled.
  104. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: I'm entitled to nothing
  105. 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: And I've asked for nothing
  106. 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Since you act like a degenerate low-life, you get nothing.
  107. 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno: I hope you step on lego
  108. 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno: <3
  109. 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno is now Offline.
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  115. 18:25 - bun: Eh, clearly they're just going for people with unusuals haha
  116. 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: probably
  117. 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: being called a degenerate low-life was pretty weird though
  118. 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: does that mean i start on low hp and low health slowly over time?
  119. 18:26 - bun: Ah yes, you must always make it clear you are female. Always.
  120. 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: or do i degen hp so i hit low?
  121. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: well yes that's why i thought i would not mention that
  122. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: i didn't want to make it into some sex plot
  123. 18:27 - bun: You're like a Pokemon that evolves backwards
  124. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: where she abuses her feminity
  125. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: xD
  126. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: To be fair
  127. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: It was easier when I had the flower in my name
  128. 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: Everyone thought I was a girl too
  129. 18:28 - bun: It's a hard knock life.
  130. 18:28 - Oxo Cuboid: And probably just assumed I dangled in-real-internet for unusuals
  131. 18:28 - bun: Pffft
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