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- 18:02 - [Dango]Yuno: Hiya!
- 18:02 - Oxo Cuboid: Hellooo
- 18:02 - Oxo Cuboid: How can I help you?
- 18:02 - [Dango]Yuno: :D
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: You a friend of a friend :3
- 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: Ok?
- 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: :P
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: I wanted to add you D;
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: If thats okay with you :l
- 18:03 - Oxo Cuboid: Haha that's fine, yeah
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: :D
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: Yay!
- 18:03 - [Dango]Yuno: ;3
- 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: xD
- 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: sure thing buddeh
- 18:04 - [Dango]Yuno: Thats miss buddeh to you ;P
- 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: orly
- 18:04 - Oxo Cuboid: Fair enough
- 18:04 - [Dango]Yuno: yushrly
- -------This is when the good bit starts-------
- 18:06 - [Dango]Yuno: Hey Oxoooooh....
- 18:06 - Oxo Cuboid: Sup
- 18:06 - [Dango]Yuno: Could you help me out perhaps?
- 18:07 - Oxo Cuboid: Depends on the request :P
- 18:07 - [Dango]Yuno: :P Alright alright
- 18:07 - [Dango]Yuno: I wanna try and get my very first TF2 key
- 18:07 - Oxo Cuboid: alright
- 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: All the metal in my inv is reserved for a friend who's inv is full atm
- 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: But I wanna make my first ever key
- 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: But the proiblem is I don't have any items to make into metal so I can get a key D:
- 27 July 2013
- 18:08 - [Dango]Yuno: and me being as poor as an orphan kitten on the side of the road I don't have any money to get metal
- 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: I was wondering if you have any dupes or anything
- 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: To help me out D:
- 18:09 - [Dango]Yuno: I feel like such a whore for asking you
- 18:09 - Oxo Cuboid: sorry
- 18:09 - Oxo Cuboid: i'm not a charity :3
- 18:10 - [Dango]Yuno: You can't even give away dupes? D:
- 18:10 - Oxo Cuboid: i dont have any
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: *looks at all your Phlogistinator's*
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Yeah...
- 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: they are not "dupes"
- 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: they are a collection
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Too many collected if you ask me D;
- 18:11 - Oxo Cuboid: Yeah well that's none of your business
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: Well sorry
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: D;
- 18:11 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not trying to be mean
- 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: There's begging and then there's being rude
- 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: To be honest I don't particularly enjoy meeting people who do either
- 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: Good day madam.
- 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: :C
- 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not trying to be rude
- 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: and what else am I supposed to do
- 18:12 - [Dango]Yuno: How does one beg but not beg
- 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: ...not beg
- 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: and legitimately trade up
- 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: Or just not deal with keys
- 18:13 - Oxo Cuboid: And just enjoy playing a free game
- 18:13 - [Dango]Yuno: I can't because everyone is like you.
- 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: Like me how?
- 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: Not even sparing any kind of weapons to help people out
- 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: It's not like you'll use them with you being so high and mighty with your fancy keys
- 18:14 - [Dango]Yuno: I got nothing :~;
- 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: I have 0 keys
- 18:14 - Oxo Cuboid: You've clearly looking in my backpack
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: So look again
- 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: Atleast you have cool things though
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: I have 0 keys.
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: But it's a game
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: It doesn't matter if I have a shitton of stuff
- 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: and I like this game a alot
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: or I have literally 3 crates
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: It's a game
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: That you are playing FOR FREE.
- 18:15 - [Dango]Yuno: Which has now banned idling so I can't get items easily
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: Then play legitimately
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: That's how I get my items
- 18:15 - Oxo Cuboid: I actively PLAY the game
- 18:16 - [Dango]Yuno: You also are an active jerk
- 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: Heh
- 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: Think what you want
- 18:16 - Oxo Cuboid: I'm not here to preach and change your opinion of me
- 18:17 - Oxo Cuboid: But begging doesn't exactly make you look high on the social ladder yourself.
- 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not high in the first place :~;
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: It doesn't matter
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: It's the internet
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: But pit for pat mate.
- 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: I'm not your mate
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Clearly
- 18:18 - [Dango]Yuno: Not after you've been a dick to me
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Mates don't ask me for stuff
- 18:18 - Oxo Cuboid: Mates don't beg.
- 18:19 - Oxo Cuboid: 18:12 - Oxo Cuboid: Good day madam.
- 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Mates aren't self entitled little twats like yourself.
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: self entitled?
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: Do explain
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: What do you seem to think I am entitled to?
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: What exactly am I asking for?
- 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Nothing at this point in time
- 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Your entitlted to nothing.
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: Well then what makes me self entitled.
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: I'm entitled to nothing
- 18:20 - Oxo Cuboid: And I've asked for nothing
- 18:20 - [Dango]Yuno: Since you act like a degenerate low-life, you get nothing.
- 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno: I hope you step on lego
- 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno: <3
- 18:21 - [Dango]Yuno is now Offline.
- -----------HUEHUEHUE------------------
- 18:25 - bun: Eh, clearly they're just going for people with unusuals haha
- 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: probably
- 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: being called a degenerate low-life was pretty weird though
- 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: does that mean i start on low hp and low health slowly over time?
- 18:26 - bun: Ah yes, you must always make it clear you are female. Always.
- 18:26 - Oxo Cuboid: or do i degen hp so i hit low?
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: well yes that's why i thought i would not mention that
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: i didn't want to make it into some sex plot
- 18:27 - bun: You're like a Pokemon that evolves backwards
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: where she abuses her feminity
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: xD
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: To be fair
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: It was easier when I had the flower in my name
- 18:27 - Oxo Cuboid: Everyone thought I was a girl too
- 18:28 - bun: It's a hard knock life.
- 18:28 - Oxo Cuboid: And probably just assumed I dangled in-real-internet for unusuals
- 18:28 - bun: Pffft
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