the bos baby eps 5eng

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[grunts]

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Hold all my calls.

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[giggling]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪

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♪ I'm the boss, Boss Baby
Boss boss, Boss Baby, boss boss ♪

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♪ Watch a itty-bitty kid get large
I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ Stroller rolling
Up and down the boulevard ♪

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♪ I'm the big Boss Baby in charge ♪

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♪ I run this house, I rule this crib
Change my diaper, son, where's my bib? ♪

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♪ Don't pacify, you just got to pay me ♪

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-♪ Who's in charge? ♪
-♪ Me, the Boss Baby ♪

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[Boss Baby] Next item,
the Little Dumpling Pageant.

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Baby Corp runs
the Little Dumpling Pageant?

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No. That's exactly the problem.

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May I infer from that voluminous spit take
that you're a fan of the pageant?

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I wouldn't say I'm a fan.

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More like a former winner and champion.
But I don't like to brag about it.

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So, what's up?
Something wrong with the pageant?

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The pageant itself, no.

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Little Dumpling is the crown jewel
of the baby pageant circuit.

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A whole town coming together
to celebrate its cutest baby?

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That's solid gold dynamite for baby love!

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Look at these historical charts!

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-Outstanding charts, sir!
-What am I looking at?

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Doesn't matter. It's the past, garbage!

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Because the problem
is our reigning Little Dumpling champion,

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last year's winner...

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Jarreau McIntosh. [spits]

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You really are super into this pageant,
aren't you?

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I care about honor.

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That crown used to mean something
when I was a champion, which I was,

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-but I don't like to brag about it.
-Yes, Jarreau McIntosh.

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Please refer to slide one in your dossier.

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[Boss Baby] Cute, sure, but Jarreau really
killed it in the talent competition.

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Pot-and-pan drumming.

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He could bang those wooden spoons
like Zeus slinging lightning from Olympus.

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[Jimbo] I got his poster.

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We all got his poster, Jimbo.
And then the wheels fell off the tricycle.

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Next slides. Jarreau wasn't cut out
to be a Little Dumpling winner.

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When he put on that crown, the fame
went straight to his cherubic head.

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He's an embarrassment to baby-kind.
I can't even look. Stop clicking! Stop it!

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[sighs] Bottom line,

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we can't let another Jarreau McIntosh
win the pageant this year.

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Sir, couldn't we just shut
this thing down?

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Cutest dimple, softest bottom. How do you
even decide who wins something like that?

46
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Competition is what made
this country great, Staci.

47
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Exactly. So why not do it
like we did in day care?

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Twenty babies crawl into the ball pit,
one crawls out.

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Come get some, Brayden! [grunting]

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Thank you
for considering my proposal, sir.

51
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We're not shutting the pageant down
for some bare-knuckle baby free-for-all.

52
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We just need to make sure this year's
winner is someone Baby Corp can trust.

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A ringer from our very own field team.

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Oh, I, uh... [chuckles]

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I know I'm a proven champion,
but do they let non-babies enter?

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Move out of the way.
You're blocking Jimbo. It's Jimbo.

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-Our ringer is Jimbo.
-Yay!

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Oh, sure. That makes sense.

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It's a slam dunk.

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Look at that specimen
of adorable babyhood.

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Thirty-six vertical inches

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-of solid plump and snuggles.
-[giggling]

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Most importantly, someone who knows
how a baby should behave.

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Say something inspiring, Jimbo.

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-Marbles go in hands, not in noses.
-See? He's a role model.

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-I'm gonna be like Jarreau McIntosh.
-Oh! No, not like Jarreau!

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The exact opposite of Jarreau!
We literally just talked about this!

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[sneezes, sniffles]

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-[chuckles]
-It's a solid plan. He'll be fine.

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Let's hit that pageant!

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[chattering]

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Why does your brother look like Halloween
just threw up on his face?

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You want someone to recognize me?

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My famousness could blow
this whole operation.

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I like the enthusiasm, Templeton.
Registration table's over there.

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-Ooh, snacks!
-Good thinking, Jimbo.

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Plump up those jiggly, giggly tummy rolls.
We'll scout the competition.

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[sputters]

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Wipe yourself off.
You're embarrassing us all.

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I don't get this.

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Babies just act like babies,
and some judge says,

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"Uh, this one's the winner"?

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Jimbo's got this in the bag. [chuckles]
That one thinks his toes are food.

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[gasps] Whoa! We have a contender.

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That's the booger-free princess to beat.

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-You can say that again.
-I never repeat myself.

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[train horn blowing]

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[both gasp]

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-[train horn blowing]
-[rock music playing]

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[music stops]

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-[rock music resumes]
-[squeals]

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[babies giggling]

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Jarreau McIntosh. [spits]

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-He's an actual train wreck.
-Come on.

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Let's talk strategy. The sooner
they pass that crown to a new champion,

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-the sooner my migraine goes away.
-[gasps] It's him! [chuckling]

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Jarreau! [chuckling]

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I love your drumming. It's so loud.

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[coos, sputters]

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Me? Be your bodyguard?

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[coos, giggles]

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With you?

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Yes, I would love to get out of here!

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-Huh?
-[mimics deeper voice] Adult hello.

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[chuckles] Aren't you just adorable?

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[chuckles]
Not like a former pageant winner.

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Nope. I'm just here
to register my son, Jimbo.

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Okey-doke... sir. Last name?

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-Jimbosdad?
-Uh-huh. And how would I spell that?

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Uh...

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-J... imbo mustache boomerang!
-[screams]

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Solid work, kid. Jimbo, it's showtime.

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-Uh... Jimbo? [gasps]
-[train horn blowing]

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[babies cooing]

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-Choo-choo!
-[chuckles]

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[Staci] Jimbo's leaving with Jarreau!

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No. No, no, no!
They're about to start the pageant!

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[sighs] Jarreau McIntosh.

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Templeton, you want to salvage
the dignity of this pageant?

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More than anything ever.

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They literally can't crown a new winner
without the crown.

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-What new winner? Jimbo's gone too.
-Forget Jimbo.

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Looks like I'm gonna have to win
this pageant myself...

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-by delegating.
-Whoa!

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-[yells, grunts]
-[babies babble]

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Get that crown back, Templeton,
by any means necessary.

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On it!

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-[growls]
-[audience applauding, cheering]

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Thank you, thank you. [laughs]

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Oh, please, stop.
We're here for the babies.

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They are the future. But not the present.
The present's still me.

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Marsha Krinkle, Channel 8 News.
You all know me. Am I right?

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I'm on billboards on the highway.

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[laughing] But enough about me
for a few minutes.

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Let's crown this year's Little Dumpling!
Come on! Yeah!

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Let's see which of these happy,
bouncing babies

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isn't attractive enough to continue.

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My money's on you, overbite.

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[growls]

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-[cooing]
-[man] Aw!

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-[audience] Aw!
-[giggles]

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[squealing, babbling]

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-[giggling]
-[audience] Aw!

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[coughs]

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Come on, Staci. Pull it together.

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[giggles]

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Second rounder.

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Well, it ain't much,
but it's a step up from that kid.

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[gurgles]

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[buzzing]

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As a reminder,
all babies are beautiful in their own way.

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There are some we don't want
to look at anymore.

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-The rest of you are moving on!
-[audience cheering]

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[man] Wonderful! Congratulations!
You can still go to college.

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Better get your head in the game, Stace.

156
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You were one snot-blowing overbite kid
away from elimination.

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-You won't get that lucky again.
-Sir, I told you,

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-I don't even like this pageant!
-[monitor beeps]

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I need to requisition
a makeover specialist, priority one.

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Since when are you make-up specialists?

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-We got a promotion.
-I draw pictures.

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Makeover attack!

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[grunting]

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Huh?

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Hmm...

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[groans] Jarreau McIntosh.

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-[rock music playing]
-[cooing]

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We have a new plan. I'm going to take
Jarreau's crown, and then-- Ow!

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-Sorry.
-That's okay. I just... Hey!

170
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I meant, sorry,
you can't take Jarreau's crown.

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-I'm his bodyguard.
-What?

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Don't worry, Jarreau. [grunts]
I will never let anyone hurt you.

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-Hi!
-I'm not trying to hurt Jarreau.

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But if you take his crown,
he is gonna hurt, on the inside.

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Give it! [growling]

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[grunts, groans]

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[both grunting]

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What the...?

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Run, Jarreau!

180
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-[grunting] Oof!
-[Jimbo] Sorry, Tim. I'm so sorry!

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[grunts, groans]

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[Staci] Ow! Ow! Ow!

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-Ta-da!
-[gasps] You're a vision.

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-[shrieks]
-Um, maybe lose the stickers.

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[all groan]

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[Staci screaming]

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-All right. Feel like a winner yet?
-Sir, I am a winner. I like to win.

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Put me in a ball pit, and I will crawl out
right over Brayden's stupid face!

189
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Give the executive summary.
Clock's ticking.

190
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How am I supposed to win something
that's totally pointless?

191
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Pointless? The point is baby love.

192
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Win this pageant,

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and you're the new face of babies
everywhere.

194
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We need you, Staci.
Your company needs you.

195
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Now, get out there
and you find the way to win.

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-[babies cooing]
-[audience] Aw!

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Ha! They think their reflection
is another baby.

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Isn't that just so simple
and precious, folks?

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-[all] Aw!
-Take a good look while you can, kids.

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All glory fades.

201
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[screams]

202
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-[shrieks]
-[buzzer]

203
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Mirror, mirror, on the floor,
show that kid the door. [laughs]

204
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And just like that,
one more baby goes down.

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Yes! Another lucky break.
Stay in this, Staci!

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[cackles] Game on.

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-[squeals]
-[whimpers]

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-[audience gasps]
-[buzzing]

209
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Whoa! Talk about a fall from grace!

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[chuckles] Get it? Seriously,
someone check and see if that baby's okay.

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Uh, maybe too far.

212
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-[Tim grunting]
-[Jimbo] Look at him.

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-That crown is all he's got.
-But we need it.

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-We're supposed to be fixing the pageant.
-We need to fix Jarreau.

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He's a broken baby. If he felt better,

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-I bet he'd give you the crown.
-[sighs] Fine. How do we fix Jarreau?

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Through open, constructive dialogue.

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[blabbers incoherently]

219
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-That's it. Let out all your feelings.
-You know I don't speak baby, right?

220
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-I can translate.
-[continues blabbering]

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[Jimbo] "I guess maybe
it all went wrong right after the pageant.

222
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Mommy and Daddy bought me a new toy
as a reward for winning.

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It was real shiny,
with a hand crank on the side.

224
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I turned the crank... and bang!"

225
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[cackling]

226
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[Jimbo] "It spooked me so bad,
I decided life is short.

227
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I gotta hold on to everything I've got,
you know?"

228
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[blabbers incoherently]

229
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"I'm not a bad baby. Just scared."

230
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He said all that?

231
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-I added some color.
-[blabbering continues]

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Stupid jack-in-the-box.
I wish I could show it what's what.

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[gasps] I think I know
how to help him give up that crown.

234
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This next round will test how cute
these little nuggets can be

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when faced with the unexpected.

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A sour lemon.

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Or, as they say in Sweden, a "sur citron."
I know facts. I'm a journalist.

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[babies babbling]

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Who keeps sugar straws in a diaper?

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-[slurps, groans]
-[audience] Aw!

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[whimpers]

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[all] Aw!

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-[sputters]
-[grunts, spits]

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[Staci] Enjoy the sweetness, baby.

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[Marsha gasps] Oh, my!

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[all groan]

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[burps]

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-[buzzing]
-Guess not everything babies do is cute.

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Tone it down!

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[Marsha] And now, the singing competition.

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[singing incoherently]

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[audience] Aw!

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-[singing incoherently]
-[mimics farting]

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[all groan]

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-Ugh!
-[buzzing]

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Only three babies left.

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Let's see what they're made of
in the dancing competition.

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I was a triple threat back
in my sorority days. Dancing and math.

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-[both giggling]
-[squealing]

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-[sobbing]
-[buzzing]

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-[woman] That baby!
-Why are they doing this?

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-[monitor beeping]
-[gasps]

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It's backfiring. The crowd is turning.
We're losing baby love.

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And another one bites the dust.

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Uh... oh.

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[cooing, giggling]

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[whispering] You're next.

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-Staci.
-[fingers cracking]

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Hey, I'm standing right here.

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-Sorry, didn't see ya.
-You're not exactly helping the cause.

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The whole point of this pageant
is to make people love babies.

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Sir, you told me

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I had to find a way to win, so I did,
by making everyone else lose.

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You're worse than Jarreau McIntosh!

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I am a winner! [grunting]

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Staci!

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Plan B is a disaster. We need a plan C.

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-Whoa!
-[crashes]

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Uh... maybe we let plan B ride it out.

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[blabbering]

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Is this a good idea?

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If he can stand up to my jack-in-the-box,
he can conquer his fears.

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Then he'll be all better
and give us the crown, right?

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-[giggling]
-[music playing]

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Easy. Don't get scared all over again.
[screaming]

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[giggling]

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He's not scared anymore.
Let's get that crown.

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What now?

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-[music playing]
-[giggling, blabbering]

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I don't wanna say
this is what he just said, but...

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it's possible the story was fake
and he just wanted a free jack-in-the-box.

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[groans] Jarreau McIntosh, that is it!

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Hold him down, Jimbo!
We are taking that crown!

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It's not his fault!
He was a simple drummer!

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He was unprepared
for this go-go celebrity lifestyle!

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I was a baby when I won,
and I handled it fine. Look.

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I'll show you
what a winner's supposed to be like.

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Mom and Dad must've taken tons
of photos of my victory tour.

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All the ceremonies and ribbon-cuttings.

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-Hang on, I'll be right back.
-[dishes clattering]

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-Hey, Timbo.
-Your baby brother still down for his nap?

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Sure. Anyway, for no reason,
I was looking at my photo albums.

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I can't find any pictures of when I won

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-the Little Dumpling Pageant.
-Oh, Timmy,

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I'm surprised you even remember us
telling you that.

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-Total lie, by the way.
-What?

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Oh, yeah. You never even made it out
of the first round.

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-You were so excited.
-[baby burps]

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You kept gulping down bottle
after bottle after bottle.

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And when you toddled out on that stage...

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-it all came back up.
-[stomach rumbling]

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-[Tim vomiting]
-[all gasp]

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They called you "Spit-uppleton."

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[both laugh]

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Oh, pretty funny name. But also, cruel.

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-Pageant parents are monsters.
-We didn't want it to scar you,

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so we called you
our own champion Little Dumpling.

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-Even made you a tiny toilet paper crown.
-Why would you do that?

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-I've been living a lie!
-Sorry, Tim. I guess we're your parents.

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No matter what happens,

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we want you to feel like a winner
because you are a winner.

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[chuckles] I mean, not in the pageant,
obviously. [mimics vomiting]

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[laughs] Just more of being
the best Tim Templeton in the whole world.

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-I gotta go.
-My spoon!

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-[music playing]
-[giggling]

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Jarreau,
I've learned in the last few minutes

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that the crown doesn't mean anything.

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What matters is what makes you
feel like a winner. So...

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what makes Jarreau McIntosh
feel like a winner?

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[blabbers]

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-[rock music playing]
-[giggling]

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What do you say?

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-Ready to pass on that crown?
-[coos]

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-[laughs]
-Take care of Jarreau.

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-I'll run the crown back.
-[Marsha] It's the final finger paint-off!

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Can you feel the excitement
and lack of actual artistic talent, folks?

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-We got the crown. How's it going?
-Staci's winning,

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but she's gone full McIntosh!

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[Boss Baby gasps] She's got glue!

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Don't do it, Staci.

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Staci, freeze!
I know you can hear me, Staci.

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I learned several minutes ago
the crown doesn't mean anything.

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What matters is what makes you
feel like a winner.

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-Good speech.
-I practiced.

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She sure is a little something.

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[cooing]

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[whimpering]

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-[all gasp, groan]
-[man] Oh, wow.

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-[buzzing]
-[chuckling]

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[man] This pageant is the worst!

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I can't be expected to reward this, right?
Judges?

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-[man] Nah.
-Right on. Well, I think we can all agree,

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if there's one thing we've learned
from this pageant,

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it's that babies are disgusting, clumsy,
mucus-filled disasters.

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But I guess this girl in the tutu
is somehow the least disgusting.

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Probably. Whatever.

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So, by default,
your Little Dumpling winner is...

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Uh... Jimbo... Jimbosdad!

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[audience murmuring]

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00:20:22,070 --> 00:20:25,870
Okay, then.
Do we have a crown for this kid?

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No, no, no, no, no! [gasps]

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[crying]

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-No.
-Don't make it worse, Staci.

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00:20:43,800 --> 00:20:46,550
[crying continues]

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00:20:46,840 --> 00:20:48,430
Honey, call the police.

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[audience applauding] Aw!

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[giggles]

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[laughs]

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[babies giggling, cooing]

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00:21:05,200 --> 00:21:08,410
The stuff I said worked!
I'm a real winner! Finally!

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Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah!

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00:21:16,960 --> 00:21:20,040
Brilliant, Staci!
I've never felt so much baby love.

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This couldn't get any better.

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[rock music playing]

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00:21:31,510 --> 00:21:37,730
It's Jarreau McIntosh! [screams, laughs]

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00:21:38,190 --> 00:21:40,860
Why did we ever make babies compete
against each other?

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00:21:40,940 --> 00:21:43,820
We're awful! This pageant is awful!

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By the power vested in me
as a celebrity with a microphone,

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I hereby declare this pageant
canceled forever.

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00:21:51,620 --> 00:21:55,710
All babies are winners.
Or, at least, most. Some.

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Jimbo, you've proven that you can
never be left unsupervised.

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-Yay! I will always have a friend.
-Templeton, on the other hand,

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-way to drive it home.
-[chuckles]

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00:22:06,170 --> 00:22:09,680
I'm sorry, did I hear you say,
"Tim saved the day"?

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00:22:09,760 --> 00:22:12,930
Well, Tim and whatever brought on
your emotional 180.

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00:22:13,010 --> 00:22:17,190
Honestly, Staci, I've never seen you
display so much heart. Or any.

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00:22:17,270 --> 00:22:18,390
Pssh!

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00:22:18,480 --> 00:22:23,520
What heart? I told you I wanted
the pageant shut down, and I shut it down.

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00:22:25,650 --> 00:22:29,820
Don't... ever... cross... me!

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00:22:30,490 --> 00:22:33,490
Next year, bare-knuckle baby free-for-all!

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Ring the bell, Brayden!

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-I'm just glad she's on our side.
-I'm still scared.

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[theme song playing]

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♪ Boss Baby ♪