Mario Versus Asteroids

Asteroids. The most evil of evil. The most arcadic... umm... is arcadic even a word?

"No," Said a random black-colored Bo-Bomb that turned around, who exploded due to being hit by a lone Bullet Bill, whose cannon shortly ceased activity shortly afterwards. Anyway, our main story is at little old Mario's house, where he's...

"DAMN FRICKIN' ASTEROIDS!"

Mario furiously tapped his keyboard as he tried to get the asteroids zapped. He wasn't doing so well, quite pathetically actually, as his high score only was a meager...

"Eighty seven!? D'oh..." Mario muttered as he once more furiously typed, angrily stating afterwards, "Why must I always be put in the crappiest situations in one-shots that are better off not being made, even if it's for the sake of writing and having fun and having a weird imagination-"

Just as he continued muttering to himself, his spaceship got attacked by the asteroids. And it exploded.

Not just regularly. It exploded. Exploded.

"NOOOOOOO!" Mario cried out in horror and anger as he grabbed his hammer and started smacking the crap out of his personal computer, up to the point where he even broke it. Sweatdropping, mario shrugged and laughed his head off as he tossed the hammer aside, a loud crash being heard in the background.
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Mario sighed in frustration as he was still playing Asteroids on his computer in his house. Toadette came in, wondering if she could help Mario calm down as she noticed that the door was open.

"Hey Mario, need any help?" Toadette asked as she moved her hands about, moving towards Mario.

"No-a." Mario grunted as he was still playing on his keyboard.

Toadette frowned as she held her hands together. "Well, that's not very nice."

"Neither is this-a friggin' stupid game, but life's not-a fair, Toadette." Mario grunted as he then saw his spaceship explode, screaming with rage as his face turned read. "ARE YOU-A KIDDING-A ME!? ALL THAT CRAP-A FOR-A NOTHING!?"

The red capped Italian plumber began exclaiming Italian curses as Toadette gasped in shock, placing her hands over her mouth as she blinked in astonishment.

Later, back at Seaside Hill, Toadette was explaining Mario's whole situation to Dry Bowser, Silver The Hedgehog, and Petey Piranha, with Dry Bowser simply chuckling.

"That idiot plumber just can't catch a break," Dry Bowser stated as he had his skeletal arms crossed.

Silver rubbed the back of his head with his left hand sheepishly. "Sheesh... that sounds totally cheap. Poor Mario."

Petey grunted as he moved his big leaves about, adding in his two cents.

Toadette nodded as she frowned, placing her hands behind her back. "Yeah. Between him getting frustrated at the game screwing him over, and the fact that the author updated an incredibly old fanfic, I feel totally bad." She cleared her throat as she blinked. "Bad for Mario, I meant."

Silver and Petey nodded in agreement as Dry Bowser continued chuckling, enjoying Mario suffering.

And lo, Mario was still playing Asteroids, much to his annoyance and dismay...