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<i>Dear Lewis:</i>

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<i>Enclosed, please find
one bus ticket</i>

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<i>and two silver dollars
for your trip to Michigan.</i>

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<i>I'm really sorry about the loss
of your parents.</i>

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<i>Your mom was my sister,
so that makes you family.</i>

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<i>And I'll do my best to make you
feel right at home.</i>

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<i>As Einstein said,
life is like a bicycle.</i>

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<i>To stay balanced,
you got to keep moving forward.</i>

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<i>And so will we.</i>

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<i>I look forward to meeting you.</i>

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<i>Your Uncle Jonathan.</i>

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<i>P.S. Sorry for the stain
on the letter.</i>

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<i>That's chocolate.</i>

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Mom, Dad, are you there?

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Am I gonna be okay?

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"Cannot say."

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Gonna buy Charlie
a bike for his birthday.

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Oh, he's gonna love it.

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Emma Jean, bus is here.

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Last stop: New Zebedee.

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Oh, come on.

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Don't kill yourself before
I've had a chance to meet you.

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Lewis?

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I'm your Uncle Jonathan.

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Are you wearing a robe?

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It's a kimono.

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Oh.

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Here, let me help you
with that.

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Oh! Good Lord, what do you got
in this thing, encyclopedias?

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Dictionaries.

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Oh, you're serious.

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I like new words.

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I think they're very
pulchritudinous.

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Well, welcome to New Zebedee.

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Or should I say "salutations"?

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You can look that one up.

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I know what
"salutations" means.

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Oh. Smart kid.

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Uh, do you think
that we're gonna be home soon?

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'Cause the <i>Captain Midnight</i>
show's almost on.

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Uh, you don't have to worry
about that. I don't have a TV.

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But I do have a big poker game
tonight, if you want to join.

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Do you play?

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Uh, no. I'm ten.

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Duly noted.

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Ah. Here we are.

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Excuse me.

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The Muggins Simoon.

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Temperamental door handle.

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Hop in.

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Here we go.

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Watch your tootsies.

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All right, here we are.

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You can get out here.

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Here we go.

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Home, sweet home.

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Do you like...

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- Halloween?
- Hmm?

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Oh, no, I keep those up
year round.

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Mr. Barnavelt!

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Come on, darling.

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Yes. Good puppy.

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Mr. Barnavelt!

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Ah, Mrs. Hanchett.

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Marmalade.

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Is that a robe?

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It's a kimono.

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You've been playing
your saxophone again.

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Madame, not everyone
can appreciate the intricacies

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of a free-form jazz odyssey.

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I don't care what you play.

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You're playing at 3:00
in the morning,

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so I'm begging you...
Who is this?

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Oh, this is Lewis, my nephew.

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He'll be living with me.

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You're responsible

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for keeping
a human child alive?

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That's right.

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Good evening.

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This way, Lewis.

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I'll try to keep it down

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around 3:00 a.m., but, uh...

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them's my best jammin' hours.

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And here we are.

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Wow. You've...

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That's a lot of clocks.

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Well, what constitutes "a lot"

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is really a matter
of personal taste.

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For me, it's a perfect amount
of clocks.

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Oh, sorry.

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There's a deranged cuckoo
in there.

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Your ratchet wheel's shot,

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and the click spring's
not far behind.

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Hello. You're Lewis, I presume.

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How was your trip?

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This old hag
is my next-door neighbor,

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Mrs. Florence Zimmerman.

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I am relieved to see
you didn't inherit your uncle's

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- freakishly oversized head.
- Huh.

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Says the woman who literally
looks like a Q-tip.

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Oh, look,
the giant head is angry.

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My God, did that withered

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purple skeleton just speak?

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It's nice to meet you.

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- Lewis, are you hungry?
- Yes, please.

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Florence, I'm gonna
show Lewis to his room.

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For once in your life,
could you

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make yourself useful
and whip up a batch

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of those chocolate chip
cookies?

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And how would you
like them, sir?

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Stuffed down your throat
one by one

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or crumbled up
and shoved into your pants?

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Ignore her, Lewis. She thinks
she's smarter than me

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because she's got more
college degrees.

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No, I think I'm smarter
than you

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because I'm smarter than you.

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Shh!

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But, Uncle Jonathan?

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- Hmm?
- Don't I have to have dinner

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before I'm allowed
to have cookies?

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Well, why not just
eat cookies for dinner?

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They're far more delicious.

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I know. It's just,
we had these house rules.

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Well, not in this house.

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There's no bedtime,
bath time or mealtime.

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You can eat cookies till you
throw up, for all I care.

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You'll see... things are...

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quite different here.

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- All mine?
- All yours.

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Although, why this is yours,
I have no idea.

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You know it's about
the complete opposite

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of real magic.

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Well, it's the last thing
my parents gave to me

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before the...

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...the car crash.

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I'm... sorry.

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Uh, here.

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Yeah, take that back.

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Um, I have a tissue...

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around here somewhere.

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Ah.

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Here you go. No, hold on.

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Sorry. I didn't mean to, uh...

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I didn't realize the ball
was of emotional significance.

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Almost there.

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Feel free to grab
any color tissue.

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They're all the same.

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Hey, gorilla groin.

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Are we playing poker,
or am I playing solitaire?

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Hold your horses,
you scarecrow.

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Right?

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Calling that a poker face
is an insult to faces.

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Sore loser, frumpy.

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Well, beat that.

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Ugh.

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- He wins... again.
- You're hustling me.

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You've played before.

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I haven't.

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I swear.

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Beginner's luck, I guess?

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Well, I'm gonna drown
my sorrows in some hot cocoa.

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- You want some?
- Yes, please.

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- Florence?
- Delighted.

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- Get your own.
- Choke and die.

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So, how long have you lived
next door to Uncle Jonathan?

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Oh, we've been friends forever,
ever since I came here.

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Ran here, actually.

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From Paris.

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After the war.

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And no, to answer that look
you're giving me,

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your uncle and I
aren't anything kissy-faced.

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- Gross!
- Ugh.

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The word's "platonic."

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That's right.

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Look, your uncle
drives me nuts.

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And he doesn't always smell
so terrific,

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but he's gotten me out
of more tough scrapes

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than I care to mention.

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You know, I've found
that all one really needs

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in this world
is one good friend.

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Oh, but I'm sure
you've got lots.

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Yeah.

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Tons.

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All my friends are...
really great.

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Hmm.

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Good night, Mom.
Good night, Dad.

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I really miss you guys.

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Love you.

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Uh, Uncle Jonathan?

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You've got to go
into the wall.

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I am going in the wall.

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You did not go into the wall
yesterday.

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- I saw you. You did not go into...
- Hello?

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Lewis, didn't see you there.

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Big day. First day of school.

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- How'd you sleep?
- Uh... fine.

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How did you sleep?

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Peachy. Like a baby.

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Like a big, peachy baby.

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Okay, off you go.
Knock 'em dead.

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I played it perfect.

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He suspects nothing.

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43rd New
Zebedee Blue Ribbon Bake-Off...

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Hold the door!

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Clark, let's make a decision.

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Herman.

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Good hustle, Herman.

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Thanks, Coach.

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Woody.

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We're even teams now.

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Let's play ball.

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Maybe next time, ankle biter.

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Coach.

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Come on, just pick him.

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- No. No.
- Just pick him.

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Come on.

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Fine. All right.

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You're with us.

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You can play, right?

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S-Sure.

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I'm open! I'm...

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Goggles, get up!
Come on, guys!

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Down the court, down the court!

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You all right?

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- You good?
- Open your space up.

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Come on, guys.
Open the space.

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All right, get it.
Let's go, go, go!

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Pass the ball!

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- Goggles, what's going on?
- Come on!

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Come on, let's go!

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Defense, look alive!
Come on, look alive, guys!

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- Shoot it!
- Goggles, make the shot!

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- Come on! Make a shot!
- Oh!

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Make a...
Not at me. The basket.

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- Pass the ball!
- You gotta pass the ball, Goggles!

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Goggles! Goggles, I'm open!

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I'm sorry.

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Guard your guys.
Guard your guys. Let's go.

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- I'm open!
- Shoot!

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- Shoot!
- Shoot!

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- Nice shot, speedy.
- Thanks, Coach.

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Attention, students.

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Hi!

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There he is... star forward
for the Minneapolis Lakers.

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- How you doing, buddy?
- I'm good.

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A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop

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- in the drinking fountains.
- Thank you.

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Hey. A vote for Tarby Corrigan
is a vote for pop

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- in the drinking fountains.
- Please.

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How is he gonna carbonate
the drinking fountains?

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Whoa.

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Don't just stand there.

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- Can you pitch?
- Uh...

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no, not very well.

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I'll take what I can get.

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Come toss me one.

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Come on.

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What are you doing here?

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Where are all your friends?

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Football practice.

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00:15:45,421 --> 00:15:47,621
Can't play.
Can't do anything.

263
00:15:47,623 --> 00:15:50,593
My butt is just
warming the bench.

264
00:15:52,762 --> 00:15:55,429
So, you're new in town.

265
00:15:55,431 --> 00:15:57,398
- Where do you live?
- Kind of this big,

266
00:15:57,400 --> 00:15:59,234
old place on the end
of High Street.

267
00:16:00,470 --> 00:16:01,769
Wait.

268
00:16:01,771 --> 00:16:03,871
You... you live
in the slaughterhouse?

269
00:16:03,873 --> 00:16:05,573
I'm sorry.

270
00:16:05,575 --> 00:16:06,774
The what?

271
00:16:06,776 --> 00:16:08,375
Some old guy died there.

272
00:16:08,377 --> 00:16:09,744
Now it's haunted.

273
00:16:09,746 --> 00:16:10,878
Well, everyone says so.

274
00:16:10,880 --> 00:16:12,413
Have you seen anything creepy?

275
00:16:12,415 --> 00:16:13,781
No.

276
00:16:13,783 --> 00:16:15,883
Well, last night,
I thought I heard something,

277
00:16:15,885 --> 00:16:18,452
but it wasn't anything;
it was just my uncle.

278
00:16:18,454 --> 00:16:19,453
What was he doing?

279
00:16:19,455 --> 00:16:21,722
I don't know.
Just sort of wandering around.

280
00:16:21,724 --> 00:16:23,624
I think he was looking
for something.

281
00:16:23,626 --> 00:16:25,593
Maybe he was looking for an ax.

282
00:16:25,595 --> 00:16:27,394
It's his house.

283
00:16:27,396 --> 00:16:29,396
Why wouldn't he know
where his own ax is?

284
00:16:29,398 --> 00:16:32,335
Maybe he hid it from the police
after the last murder.

285
00:16:33,836 --> 00:16:36,637
Look, I'm just trying
to help us both out.

286
00:16:36,639 --> 00:16:39,408
You can't vote for me
if you don't have arms.

287
00:16:40,676 --> 00:16:42,712
Come on.

288
00:16:54,690 --> 00:16:56,459
Lewis.

289
00:16:58,394 --> 00:16:59,729
Lewis.

290
00:17:03,633 --> 00:17:04,799
Lewis.

291
00:17:04,801 --> 00:17:06,667
Sweetheart.

292
00:17:08,471 --> 00:17:09,670
Hey, kiddo.

293
00:17:09,672 --> 00:17:11,707
I missed you so much.

294
00:17:13,843 --> 00:17:16,644
I miss you, too, Mom.
A lot.

295
00:17:16,646 --> 00:17:20,481
Your dad and I,
we'd give anything

296
00:17:20,483 --> 00:17:22,149
to be with you again.

297
00:17:22,151 --> 00:17:24,785
You know that, right?

298
00:17:24,787 --> 00:17:26,620
So...

299
00:17:26,622 --> 00:17:28,722
how are you making out?

300
00:17:28,724 --> 00:17:30,591
How do you like Uncle Jonathan?

301
00:17:30,593 --> 00:17:32,459
He seems nice.

302
00:17:32,461 --> 00:17:33,863
Just...

303
00:17:34,931 --> 00:17:36,597
What?

304
00:17:36,599 --> 00:17:37,965
Hey.

305
00:17:37,967 --> 00:17:40,501
It's okay. You can tell me.

306
00:17:40,503 --> 00:17:43,470
This house is scary.
And-and old and scary.

307
00:17:43,472 --> 00:17:45,739
And there's all these clocks,
and I see weird stuff

308
00:17:45,741 --> 00:17:47,608
out of the corner of my eye,
and...

309
00:17:47,610 --> 00:17:50,444
I feel like...
I almost feel like

310
00:17:50,446 --> 00:17:52,479
that Uncle Jonathan's
hiding something.

311
00:17:52,481 --> 00:17:55,482
That's because he is...

312
00:17:55,484 --> 00:17:57,453
hiding something.

313
00:17:58,521 --> 00:17:59,622
From you.

314
00:18:00,756 --> 00:18:02,857
I'm sorry, sweetheart,

315
00:18:02,859 --> 00:18:04,024
but you're in danger.

316
00:18:04,026 --> 00:18:05,993
Danger? Wh...

317
00:18:05,995 --> 00:18:07,595
What danger? What do you mean?

318
00:18:07,597 --> 00:18:10,197
You're gonna have to be brave.

319
00:18:10,199 --> 00:18:11,966
But I... But, Mom, this is me.

320
00:18:11,968 --> 00:18:13,467
I'm not brave.

321
00:18:19,008 --> 00:18:21,609
First, you get the book.

322
00:18:21,611 --> 00:18:23,577
Then you get the key.

323
00:18:23,579 --> 00:18:25,746
Book.

324
00:18:25,748 --> 00:18:27,650
K-Key...
What are you talking about?

325
00:18:31,854 --> 00:18:34,588
Do you hear the ticking?

326
00:19:06,923 --> 00:19:09,556
Brave.

327
00:19:09,558 --> 00:19:11,894
Brave. Brave.

328
00:20:33,843 --> 00:20:36,010
Come out, come out,

329
00:20:36,012 --> 00:20:37,813
wherever you are.

330
00:20:39,015 --> 00:20:41,749
You can't hide forever.

331
00:21:04,607 --> 00:21:05,806
Help!

332
00:22:01,263 --> 00:22:02,896
Help! Let me out!

333
00:22:02,898 --> 00:22:04,131
Help, please!

334
00:22:04,133 --> 00:22:05,732
Help me! Let me out!

335
00:22:05,734 --> 00:22:08,102
It's me.

336
00:22:08,104 --> 00:22:09,937
Down, boy!

337
00:22:09,939 --> 00:22:11,105
I said down.

338
00:22:11,107 --> 00:22:12,739
Go. Go on, go to your room.

339
00:22:12,741 --> 00:22:13,941
Go on, get.

340
00:22:15,678 --> 00:22:17,144
I'm sorry you had to see that.

341
00:22:17,146 --> 00:22:18,745
No. No.

342
00:22:18,747 --> 00:22:20,114
No, houses don't attack you.

343
00:22:20,116 --> 00:22:21,882
And if they do attack,
you're definitely not

344
00:22:21,884 --> 00:22:23,884
supposed to say,
"Sorry you had to see that."

345
00:22:23,886 --> 00:22:25,119
Is this place haunted?

346
00:22:25,121 --> 00:22:27,688
- Are you gonna ax-murder me?
- What? No.

347
00:22:27,690 --> 00:22:29,022
You're gonna ax-murder me,
aren't you?

348
00:22:29,024 --> 00:22:30,691
I'm not gonna ax-murder you.

349
00:22:30,693 --> 00:22:32,027
Then what is going on?

350
00:22:33,129 --> 00:22:34,728
Well, one thing's for sure.

351
00:22:34,730 --> 00:22:36,096
The house likes you.

352
00:22:36,098 --> 00:22:38,033
Houses don't like anything.
They're houses.

353
00:23:19,509 --> 00:23:21,808
Do you know what
a warlock is, Lewis?

354
00:23:21,810 --> 00:23:23,344
It's...

355
00:23:23,346 --> 00:23:25,212
a boy witch.

356
00:23:25,214 --> 00:23:27,080
Well...

357
00:23:27,082 --> 00:23:30,784
I think they're a little more
than boy witches.

358
00:23:30,786 --> 00:23:31,885
"Warlock.

359
00:23:31,887 --> 00:23:33,754
"Noun.

360
00:23:33,756 --> 00:23:36,223
A man who practices magic."

361
00:23:36,225 --> 00:23:37,927
A boy witch.

362
00:23:41,830 --> 00:23:45,132
Are you saying that...
you're a warlock?

363
00:23:45,134 --> 00:23:47,203
Would it scare you if I was?

364
00:23:50,072 --> 00:23:54,274
Well, are you a good warlock
or a bad one?

365
00:23:54,276 --> 00:23:57,110
Ah. Depends on what
you mean by "bad."

366
00:23:57,112 --> 00:24:00,247
I'm nice, but...
I'm not that good.

367
00:24:00,249 --> 00:24:02,849
I'm just a parlor magician,
really, but, uh,

368
00:24:02,851 --> 00:24:06,853
Mrs. Zimmerman, now,
she's nice <i>and</i> good.

369
00:24:06,855 --> 00:24:08,222
Damn good.

370
00:24:08,224 --> 00:24:10,023
Got a Doctor Magicorum degree

371
00:24:10,025 --> 00:24:12,092
from the University
of Göttingen.

372
00:24:12,094 --> 00:24:14,795
Why are you always
wandering around at night?

373
00:24:14,797 --> 00:24:16,230
What is that ticking
in the walls?

374
00:24:16,232 --> 00:24:17,900
You've heard that?

375
00:24:20,803 --> 00:24:24,271
This house used to be owned
by another warlock,

376
00:24:24,273 --> 00:24:28,141
Isaac Izard,
and his wife Selena.

377
00:24:28,143 --> 00:24:30,043
He, uh...

378
00:24:30,045 --> 00:24:31,379
passed away

379
00:24:31,381 --> 00:24:34,248
and left a magic clock
in the walls.

380
00:24:34,250 --> 00:24:35,350
Why?

381
00:24:35,352 --> 00:24:37,219
Because he's a terrible...

382
00:24:39,288 --> 00:24:40,887
Joker.

383
00:24:40,889 --> 00:24:42,889
He's a practical joker.

384
00:24:42,891 --> 00:24:45,225
Put a clock in the walls
to drive me nuts.

385
00:24:45,227 --> 00:24:47,428
I try to drown it out
with all those other clocks,

386
00:24:47,430 --> 00:24:49,162
but it doesn't really work,

387
00:24:49,164 --> 00:24:51,031
so at night, I...

388
00:24:51,033 --> 00:24:53,200
go around the house and...

389
00:24:53,202 --> 00:24:55,135
search for the damn thing.

390
00:24:55,137 --> 00:24:56,306
With an ax?

391
00:24:59,074 --> 00:25:01,277
Sometimes I get over-enthused.
I'll admit that.

392
00:25:06,383 --> 00:25:08,915
Do you have to be born
a boy wi...

393
00:25:08,917 --> 00:25:10,318
a warlock?

394
00:25:10,320 --> 00:25:12,252
No. Anyone can learn.

395
00:25:12,254 --> 00:25:14,288
If they study,
practice hard enough.

396
00:25:14,290 --> 00:25:16,391
- Can I learn?
- No.

397
00:25:16,393 --> 00:25:18,058
- But you just said "anyone."
- Grown-up anyone.

398
00:25:18,060 --> 00:25:19,460
There's charts and hieroglyphs

399
00:25:19,462 --> 00:25:21,362
and stuff that would stump
a Harvard professor,

400
00:25:21,364 --> 00:25:23,196
- and I don't have time to teach a...
- Please.

401
00:25:23,198 --> 00:25:26,301
Please, please teach me.
Please, please,

402
00:25:26,303 --> 00:25:28,135
please, please, please.

403
00:25:28,137 --> 00:25:30,873
Okay! Have it your way.

404
00:25:36,011 --> 00:25:37,944
Oh.

405
00:25:48,358 --> 00:25:51,224
Let me know
when you've read all those.

406
00:25:51,226 --> 00:25:52,928
Just for a start.

407
00:26:06,343 --> 00:26:08,275
- Jack-o-lanterns.
- They scare away evil.

408
00:26:08,277 --> 00:26:09,943
And iron does, too.

409
00:26:09,945 --> 00:26:11,446
Well, it repels evil,
like bug spray.

410
00:26:11,448 --> 00:26:13,348
And that is why we have
iron horseshoes,

411
00:26:13,350 --> 00:26:15,450
and that's why cemetery gates
are made of iron.

412
00:26:15,452 --> 00:26:17,385
Mm-hmm, mm-hmm, mm-hmm.

413
00:26:17,387 --> 00:26:20,253
And how does one become
a full-fledged warlock?

414
00:26:20,255 --> 00:26:22,089
You have to defeat
an evil spirit

415
00:26:22,091 --> 00:26:24,291
by using your own magic.

416
00:26:24,293 --> 00:26:26,396
That is absolutely right.

417
00:26:30,400 --> 00:26:32,435
What smells of rancid sulfur?

418
00:26:36,138 --> 00:26:37,338
Bad kitty!

419
00:26:39,108 --> 00:26:42,075
Am I gonna have to defeat
an evil spirit one day?

420
00:26:42,077 --> 00:26:44,277
Oh, don't worry.
Not for a long, long time.

421
00:26:44,279 --> 00:26:46,246
You're perfectly safe.

422
00:26:48,551 --> 00:26:50,016
That's safe?

423
00:26:53,088 --> 00:26:54,322
As long as it's fed.

424
00:26:56,024 --> 00:26:57,525
It used to be Florence's
pet garter snake,

425
00:26:57,527 --> 00:26:59,126
William Snakespeare.

426
00:26:59,128 --> 00:27:01,094
She tried to turn it purple.

427
00:27:01,096 --> 00:27:02,262
The spell backfired.

428
00:27:02,264 --> 00:27:03,498
Between you and me,

429
00:27:03,500 --> 00:27:05,433
most of her spells
backfire these days.

430
00:27:05,435 --> 00:27:07,134
- Why?
- Ah, you'll have to

431
00:27:07,136 --> 00:27:09,136
ask her that one yourself.

432
00:27:09,138 --> 00:27:11,104
What's all that?

433
00:27:11,106 --> 00:27:15,175
Charms, hexes, wards, spells.

434
00:27:15,177 --> 00:27:17,311
Evil can't come within 20 feet
of that cabinet,

435
00:27:17,313 --> 00:27:19,313
much less open it.

436
00:27:19,315 --> 00:27:21,116
What's in it?

437
00:27:22,485 --> 00:27:25,420
You know how I said
there were no rules?

438
00:27:25,422 --> 00:27:27,455
Actually, there's one rule.

439
00:27:27,457 --> 00:27:30,391
Don't open that cabinet. Ever.

440
00:27:30,393 --> 00:27:33,160
Or I'll toss you out
on your ear.

441
00:27:33,162 --> 00:27:34,227
You understand?

442
00:27:35,765 --> 00:27:37,398
This is pretty much
the only thing

443
00:27:37,400 --> 00:27:41,034
I'm serious about,
so I need to hear you say it.

444
00:27:41,036 --> 00:27:43,238
I understand.

445
00:28:02,525 --> 00:28:04,191
JONATHAN and FLORENCE
<i>Isaac!</i>

446
00:28:04,193 --> 00:28:06,226
Isaac!

447
00:28:06,228 --> 00:28:07,262
- Isaac, don't do this!
- Stop!

448
00:28:13,135 --> 00:28:14,635
Please! Isaac, don't do it!

449
00:28:14,637 --> 00:28:17,307
Isaac!

450
00:28:19,576 --> 00:28:21,274
Isaac, please!

451
00:28:29,552 --> 00:28:31,253
Isaac.

452
00:28:38,361 --> 00:28:40,293
<i>The beginning...</i>

453
00:28:40,295 --> 00:28:41,531
and the end.

454
00:28:43,600 --> 00:28:45,098
The alpha

455
00:28:45,100 --> 00:28:46,336
<i>and the omega.</i>

456
00:28:48,671 --> 00:28:50,538
Do you hear the ticking?

457
00:28:56,178 --> 00:28:59,179
Well, I have scoured
the crawl space.

458
00:28:59,181 --> 00:29:01,415
I found a dead mouse, but...

459
00:29:01,417 --> 00:29:03,252
no clock.

460
00:29:05,220 --> 00:29:07,187
You think reading that
for the millionth time

461
00:29:07,189 --> 00:29:09,089
will turn up something new?

462
00:29:09,091 --> 00:29:10,525
No, not really.

463
00:29:10,527 --> 00:29:12,158
So...

464
00:29:12,160 --> 00:29:14,194
you've told Lewis everything?

465
00:29:14,196 --> 00:29:16,096
Well, not everything.

466
00:29:16,098 --> 00:29:18,566
I think you should.

467
00:29:18,568 --> 00:29:21,435
Isaac may be dead,
but he is still dangerous.

468
00:29:21,437 --> 00:29:23,571
- If Lewis knew the truth...
- Well, we don't know the truth.

469
00:29:23,573 --> 00:29:25,306
We don't know
where the clock is

470
00:29:25,308 --> 00:29:28,342
or what it does,
except something horrible.

471
00:29:28,344 --> 00:29:31,111
No, we gotta do
the responsible thing:

472
00:29:31,113 --> 00:29:32,448
lie to the kid.

473
00:29:49,499 --> 00:29:50,731
Hey, Lewis.

474
00:29:50,733 --> 00:29:52,333
Hmm?

475
00:29:52,335 --> 00:29:53,701
Why do you wear those goggles?

476
00:29:53,703 --> 00:29:56,537
Captain Midnight wears a pair
just like these.

477
00:29:56,539 --> 00:29:58,171
You ever seen his show?

478
00:29:58,173 --> 00:29:59,373
He's indomitable.

479
00:29:59,375 --> 00:30:01,207
He's what?

480
00:30:01,209 --> 00:30:02,343
"Indomitable.

481
00:30:02,345 --> 00:30:05,145
Adjective.
Impossible to defeat."

482
00:30:05,147 --> 00:30:06,514
That's what they call him.

483
00:30:06,516 --> 00:30:08,484
The Indomitable
Captain Midnight.

484
00:30:10,152 --> 00:30:12,285
I just think it might be
easier for you if you...

485
00:30:12,287 --> 00:30:13,554
lost the goggles.

486
00:30:13,556 --> 00:30:16,924
Acted a little more...

487
00:30:16,926 --> 00:30:19,294
you know, normal.

488
00:30:20,496 --> 00:30:22,430
Oh.

489
00:30:22,432 --> 00:30:24,498
You think?

490
00:30:24,500 --> 00:30:27,070
I'm just telling you
as a friend.

491
00:30:29,171 --> 00:30:30,638
Right.

492
00:30:30,640 --> 00:30:33,374
Friends. We're friends.

493
00:30:34,644 --> 00:30:36,242
Lewis!

494
00:30:38,348 --> 00:30:39,680
Lewis!

495
00:30:39,682 --> 00:30:41,649
Can't you see me?

496
00:30:41,651 --> 00:30:43,517
Over here! Right here!

497
00:30:43,519 --> 00:30:44,652
Lewis!

498
00:30:44,654 --> 00:30:46,654
It's your Uncle Johnny!

499
00:30:46,656 --> 00:30:48,254
I should go.

500
00:30:48,256 --> 00:30:49,757
Probably.

501
00:30:49,759 --> 00:30:51,525
Come on! Let's go!

502
00:30:51,527 --> 00:30:53,361
Get in. Where's your goggles?

503
00:30:53,363 --> 00:30:54,629
What are you doing here?

504
00:30:54,631 --> 00:30:56,964
Oh, we gotta get some supplies.

505
00:30:56,966 --> 00:30:58,566
Got a harvest moon tonight.

506
00:30:58,568 --> 00:31:00,601
- It's perfect.
- Perfect for what?

507
00:31:00,603 --> 00:31:02,570
For your first big-time,
serious spell.

508
00:31:02,572 --> 00:31:04,237
Should I punch it?

509
00:31:04,239 --> 00:31:05,673
You won't believe
what this thing can do.

510
00:31:05,675 --> 00:31:07,273
Can we just go, please?

511
00:31:07,275 --> 00:31:08,676
Well, doggone, that moon

512
00:31:08,678 --> 00:31:10,711
will be gone next week
with the lunar eclipse coming.

513
00:31:10,713 --> 00:31:12,546
Till then, let's keep on rocking.

514
00:31:12,548 --> 00:31:15,650
"From Saturn to the sun,

515
00:31:15,652 --> 00:31:18,386
"from the base to noble one,

516
00:31:18,388 --> 00:31:20,554
"like the alchemist of old,

517
00:31:20,556 --> 00:31:24,625
turn this dross lead
into gold!"

518
00:31:24,627 --> 00:31:26,694
Wow.

519
00:31:26,696 --> 00:31:28,696
That was really,

520
00:31:28,698 --> 00:31:30,466
really...

521
00:31:31,668 --> 00:31:33,266
...terrible.

522
00:31:33,268 --> 00:31:35,436
I mean, just awful.

523
00:31:35,438 --> 00:31:36,437
Hey.

524
00:31:36,439 --> 00:31:38,572
You're reading it
like it's a Buick manual.

525
00:31:38,574 --> 00:31:41,342
It's not what you say, Lewis.

526
00:31:41,344 --> 00:31:43,444
It's how you say it.

527
00:31:43,446 --> 00:31:47,280
You're the only you
in the whole universe.

528
00:31:47,282 --> 00:31:48,816
That makes your style of magic

529
00:31:48,818 --> 00:31:50,751
just crazy unique.

530
00:31:50,753 --> 00:31:53,286
One in a hundred million
kajillion.

531
00:31:53,288 --> 00:31:55,288
So I can give you
the right books,

532
00:31:55,290 --> 00:31:58,025
teach you the right spells,
but that last one percent...

533
00:31:58,027 --> 00:31:59,395
that's up to you.

534
00:32:00,463 --> 00:32:02,463
So...

535
00:32:02,465 --> 00:32:05,666
how do I find my magic style
or whatever it is?

536
00:32:05,668 --> 00:32:07,702
It's in there somewhere.

537
00:32:07,704 --> 00:32:10,473
You just have to quiet down
and listen.

538
00:32:13,710 --> 00:32:16,510
Now it looks
like you're pooping.

539
00:32:16,512 --> 00:32:17,778
Well, I don't know!

540
00:32:17,780 --> 00:32:19,480
This all feels weird.

541
00:32:19,482 --> 00:32:21,382
What's wrong with weird?

542
00:32:21,384 --> 00:32:23,317
Weird's like the nuts
in my cookies.

543
00:32:23,319 --> 00:32:25,753
It's the nuts
that make things interesting.

544
00:32:25,755 --> 00:32:29,056
Let me show you
what a little weird can do.

545
00:32:40,770 --> 00:32:42,503
Be a dear.

546
00:32:42,505 --> 00:32:44,772
Fetch a knife
and stab me in the ears.

547
00:33:44,767 --> 00:33:46,801
Well, for a boy
who loves words,

548
00:33:46,803 --> 00:33:49,837
you're sure at a loss for them.

549
00:33:49,839 --> 00:33:51,872
Uncle Jonathan?

550
00:33:51,874 --> 00:33:55,444
You're way more than just
a parlor magician.

551
00:33:57,547 --> 00:33:59,446
Have a look around.

552
00:34:44,861 --> 00:34:46,026
Finally.

553
00:34:46,028 --> 00:34:47,628
A smile.

554
00:34:47,630 --> 00:34:50,499
I was starting to think
you were incapable.

555
00:34:54,904 --> 00:34:56,470
Bad kitty!

556
00:34:56,472 --> 00:34:57,738
You use the litter box!

557
00:34:59,508 --> 00:35:02,042
All right.
I'm going to bed.

558
00:35:02,044 --> 00:35:05,546
You're welcome to stay up
as long as you like, of course.

559
00:35:05,548 --> 00:35:06,614
Uncle Jonathan?

560
00:35:06,616 --> 00:35:08,515
- Hmm?
- Tonight,

561
00:35:08,517 --> 00:35:09,917
that was the most splendor...

562
00:35:09,919 --> 00:35:11,619
s-splendortas...

563
00:35:11,621 --> 00:35:14,655
splendorific...

564
00:35:14,657 --> 00:35:16,993
I don't know the word yet,
but thank you.

565
00:35:19,862 --> 00:35:22,897
I just wish that I met you
a long time ago.

566
00:35:22,899 --> 00:35:24,932
Yeah. Me, too.

567
00:35:24,934 --> 00:35:26,767
Good night.

568
00:35:26,769 --> 00:35:28,671
Why didn't I?

569
00:35:29,972 --> 00:35:31,906
How come you left home?

570
00:35:33,709 --> 00:35:35,542
Well...

571
00:35:35,544 --> 00:35:39,079
truth is, my father...
your grandpa...

572
00:35:39,081 --> 00:35:40,915
didn't like magic.

573
00:35:40,917 --> 00:35:43,617
And he sure didn't like me
messing around with it.

574
00:35:43,619 --> 00:35:47,821
We fought about it,
and we fought some more

575
00:35:47,823 --> 00:35:49,990
until finally I just...

576
00:35:49,992 --> 00:35:51,527
took off.

577
00:35:53,095 --> 00:35:55,631
I was the black swan
of the family.

578
00:35:57,033 --> 00:35:59,700
It's "black sheep."

579
00:35:59,702 --> 00:36:03,671
Mmm... pretty sure it's "swan."

580
00:36:03,673 --> 00:36:07,576
Is that why you didn't go
to Mom and Dad's funeral?

581
00:36:11,013 --> 00:36:13,749
I don't really think
she would have wanted me there.

582
00:36:16,519 --> 00:36:17,718
I don't know.

583
00:36:17,720 --> 00:36:18,788
She missed you.

584
00:36:20,022 --> 00:36:21,924
She talked about you
all the time.

585
00:36:26,862 --> 00:36:28,798
Uh, good night.

586
00:36:33,035 --> 00:36:34,804
Uncle Jonathan?

587
00:36:36,005 --> 00:36:37,671
I think...

588
00:36:37,673 --> 00:36:40,676
I think that I might be
a black swan, too.

589
00:36:43,012 --> 00:36:45,881
Well, then I guess
we're a flock of swans.

590
00:36:46,983 --> 00:36:48,582
A bevy.

591
00:36:48,584 --> 00:36:50,117
It's called "a bevy of swans."

592
00:36:50,119 --> 00:36:52,019
Right.

593
00:37:27,790 --> 00:37:29,089
Whoa!

594
00:37:29,091 --> 00:37:31,125
Guys! Guys! I'm floating.

595
00:37:31,127 --> 00:37:33,060
- Oh, uh, uh...
- I don't know.

596
00:37:33,062 --> 00:37:34,695
Levitaius dominungus!

597
00:37:34,697 --> 00:37:36,163
- Uh, um... No, just...
- Put me... Chair!

598
00:37:36,165 --> 00:37:38,198
- No, I...
- Chair! Guys!

599
00:37:38,200 --> 00:37:40,667
Uh, uh...

600
00:37:40,669 --> 00:37:42,803
- No, no, that's not right.
- Fiddlesticks.

601
00:37:42,805 --> 00:37:44,204
Just get the...

602
00:37:44,206 --> 00:37:45,873
Um, just one... just...

603
00:37:51,814 --> 00:37:53,847
Seriously, are you almost done?

604
00:37:53,849 --> 00:37:55,383
Please hurry up!

605
00:37:55,385 --> 00:37:57,718
Water to the face
at a very high-speed pace.

606
00:38:03,092 --> 00:38:05,225
Shut up. Shut up.
Stop laughing.

607
00:38:05,227 --> 00:38:06,760
It's not funny.

608
00:38:11,634 --> 00:38:14,134
You can control the energy

609
00:38:14,136 --> 00:38:16,937
if you focus and channel it.

610
00:38:16,939 --> 00:38:19,173
- Won't it kill me?
- Not if you focus.

611
00:38:19,175 --> 00:38:21,241
Then you are the conductor.
Watch.

612
00:38:25,415 --> 00:38:26,914
Show me what you got.

613
00:38:32,822 --> 00:38:34,121
Oh! Chair!

614
00:38:34,123 --> 00:38:36,023
Sorry, chair!

615
00:38:36,025 --> 00:38:38,725
Ooh.

616
00:38:38,727 --> 00:38:39,960
Not bad.

617
00:38:49,839 --> 00:38:51,105
Oh.

618
00:39:24,940 --> 00:39:26,740
Three gongs, Florence.

619
00:39:26,742 --> 00:39:28,809
Last time, it was four;
now it's three.

620
00:39:28,811 --> 00:39:31,011
What happens
when it gets down to one?

621
00:39:31,013 --> 00:39:32,779
We'll hide in the basement,
like sensible people.

622
00:39:32,781 --> 00:39:34,482
Okay, this is no time
for jokes.

623
00:39:34,484 --> 00:39:36,850
Things have changed.

624
00:39:36,852 --> 00:39:38,051
I know.

625
00:39:38,053 --> 00:39:41,889
Lewis.

626
00:39:41,891 --> 00:39:43,924
What happens if he's here
when it goes off?

627
00:39:43,926 --> 00:39:47,227
He won't be, because we
are going to find it.

628
00:39:47,229 --> 00:39:50,130
We just have to hold it
together.

629
00:39:51,233 --> 00:39:52,801
Okay.

630
00:39:57,072 --> 00:39:58,941
Sorry.

631
00:40:00,109 --> 00:40:01,944
Let me get some butter.

632
00:40:16,792 --> 00:40:19,295
Plaid button-down, please.

633
00:40:25,234 --> 00:40:27,234
And will the Indomitable

634
00:40:27,236 --> 00:40:28,802
Captain Midnight

635
00:40:28,804 --> 00:40:30,837
defeat the dastardly
Comrade Ivan?

636
00:40:30,839 --> 00:40:32,741
Maybe later, okay?

637
00:40:34,944 --> 00:40:37,911
Come on, I'm gonna be late!

638
00:40:37,913 --> 00:40:39,347
- See ya.
- Toodles.

639
00:40:39,349 --> 00:40:41,248
I'm getting out of here.

640
00:40:41,250 --> 00:40:43,183
No, stop!
Stop! You ain't going anywhere.

641
00:40:43,185 --> 00:40:45,252
I foolishly walked into a trap.

642
00:40:45,254 --> 00:40:46,787
Why, you double-crossing hound.

643
00:40:46,789 --> 00:40:47,888
Stay.

644
00:40:47,890 --> 00:40:50,057
I'll have your life for this!

645
00:40:56,899 --> 00:40:58,867
Yes!

646
00:41:00,869 --> 00:41:02,403
Chair!

647
00:41:02,405 --> 00:41:04,171
And the winner of the

648
00:41:04,173 --> 00:41:06,273
fourth grade
class president election is...

649
00:41:06,275 --> 00:41:08,141
- Tarby Corrigan!
- Yeah!

650
00:41:11,581 --> 00:41:13,080
Thank you.

651
00:41:14,417 --> 00:41:16,149
Tarby. Excuse me.

652
00:41:16,151 --> 00:41:18,051
Tarby. Congratulations, Tarby.

653
00:41:18,053 --> 00:41:20,020
- Thanks, Lewis.
- If you want,

654
00:41:20,022 --> 00:41:22,022
I can bring some cookies
tomorrow to celebrate.

655
00:41:22,024 --> 00:41:23,358
Yeah, Tarby.
Go have a cookie picnic

656
00:41:23,360 --> 00:41:25,025
here with the little runt.

657
00:41:25,027 --> 00:41:26,860
Woody.

658
00:41:26,862 --> 00:41:28,161
Just...

659
00:41:28,163 --> 00:41:29,898
I'll catch up later.

660
00:41:31,601 --> 00:41:33,401
Hey, you got your cast off.

661
00:41:33,403 --> 00:41:34,935
Do you want to go hit
some balls?

662
00:41:34,937 --> 00:41:36,304
Sorry.

663
00:41:36,306 --> 00:41:38,038
The boys and me...

664
00:41:38,040 --> 00:41:39,906
we're gonna explore
Wilder Creek.

665
00:41:39,908 --> 00:41:42,109
Maybe another time.

666
00:41:42,111 --> 00:41:44,213
I've got something
way better than that.

667
00:41:46,148 --> 00:41:47,848
Oh, yeah?

668
00:41:47,850 --> 00:41:49,016
My house.

669
00:41:49,018 --> 00:41:50,351
Everyone's wrong, you know.

670
00:41:50,353 --> 00:41:52,152
It's not haunted.

671
00:41:52,154 --> 00:41:53,889
It's magic.

672
00:41:56,892 --> 00:41:58,060
Magic?

673
00:41:59,028 --> 00:42:00,927
Magic's not real.

674
00:42:00,929 --> 00:42:02,195
It is real.

675
00:42:02,197 --> 00:42:04,131
My uncle...

676
00:42:04,133 --> 00:42:05,265
he's a warlock.

677
00:42:05,267 --> 00:42:06,900
That's a boy witch. And...

678
00:42:06,902 --> 00:42:09,404
I could teach you spells
to throw a curveball

679
00:42:09,406 --> 00:42:11,938
or-or hit a home run

680
00:42:11,940 --> 00:42:14,908
or throw a touchdown
every single time.

681
00:42:14,910 --> 00:42:16,311
Cross my heart.

682
00:42:16,313 --> 00:42:18,348
You can see for yourself.

683
00:42:55,984 --> 00:42:59,188
So, where is it already,
you evil old coot?

684
00:43:08,163 --> 00:43:10,065
The arm.

685
00:43:42,399 --> 00:43:44,299
Blasted pigeons.

686
00:44:34,417 --> 00:44:36,417
Got you.

687
00:44:36,419 --> 00:44:38,419
I'll find you
that curveball spell.

688
00:44:38,421 --> 00:44:40,356
Just give me a sec.

689
00:44:43,025 --> 00:44:44,226
Whoa. What's in there?

690
00:44:45,395 --> 00:44:47,062
Oh, I...

691
00:44:48,197 --> 00:44:50,096
We're not allowed to open it.

692
00:44:50,098 --> 00:44:52,232
Oh, yeah? Why not?

693
00:44:52,234 --> 00:44:54,502
I don't know,
but it's my uncle's only rule.

694
00:44:54,504 --> 00:44:56,539
Besides, it's locked.

695
00:45:00,108 --> 00:45:02,378
No... it's not.

696
00:45:07,249 --> 00:45:09,284
Tarby, I mean it. We can't.

697
00:45:11,387 --> 00:45:14,388
Don't be such a scaredy-cat.

698
00:45:14,390 --> 00:45:17,625
Maybe it's the spell
you're looking for.

699
00:45:17,627 --> 00:45:19,261
No!

700
00:45:37,447 --> 00:45:39,145
What's...

701
00:45:39,147 --> 00:45:40,548
necromancy?

702
00:45:40,550 --> 00:45:43,083
"Noun. The practice
of communicating with the dead

703
00:45:43,085 --> 00:45:44,452
or raising them to life."

704
00:45:44,454 --> 00:45:46,420
Put it back.

705
00:45:46,422 --> 00:45:48,121
Raising the dead?

706
00:45:48,123 --> 00:45:49,557
Now, <i>that</i> would be a trick.

707
00:45:56,466 --> 00:45:59,165
- Put it back! We have to put it back right now!
- Stop.

708
00:46:02,104 --> 00:46:03,236
Fine.

709
00:46:03,238 --> 00:46:04,505
None of it's real anyways.

710
00:46:04,507 --> 00:46:06,139
It's all just weird.

711
00:46:06,141 --> 00:46:07,443
You're just weird.

712
00:46:16,218 --> 00:46:17,552
Was that the Corrigan boy?

713
00:46:17,554 --> 00:46:19,353
He was just leaving.

714
00:46:19,355 --> 00:46:20,588
What were you two doing?

715
00:46:20,590 --> 00:46:22,188
Nothing.

716
00:46:22,190 --> 00:46:23,658
Uncle Jonathan, do you want to

717
00:46:23,660 --> 00:46:25,326
- play ball with me?
- I can't right now.

718
00:46:25,328 --> 00:46:28,194
There's something
I need to look into.

719
00:46:28,196 --> 00:46:29,597
- Later, okay?
- Okay.

720
00:46:36,339 --> 00:46:38,204
Isaac hid the room with a hex

721
00:46:38,206 --> 00:46:39,440
so no one would find these,

722
00:46:39,442 --> 00:46:41,409
but I can't make
heads or tails of this.

723
00:46:41,411 --> 00:46:43,578
I know about every
magic language there is...

724
00:46:43,580 --> 00:46:46,347
the Alberti cipher,
the Enochian glyphs...

725
00:46:46,349 --> 00:46:48,148
but this...

726
00:46:48,150 --> 00:46:49,750
Really?

727
00:46:49,752 --> 00:46:51,452
Well, at least I lived to see

728
00:46:51,454 --> 00:46:52,720
the purple pachyderm
get stumped.

729
00:46:52,722 --> 00:46:54,355
I don't know how much longer

730
00:46:54,357 --> 00:46:56,357
any of us will be living,
weird beard.

731
00:46:56,359 --> 00:46:57,658
- Cranky old crone.
- Mush brush.

732
00:46:57,660 --> 00:46:59,594
- Hag face.
- Oh, go braid your back hair.

733
00:46:59,596 --> 00:47:01,929
I'd give you a nasty look,
but you've already got one.

734
00:47:01,931 --> 00:47:03,764
Okay, okay.

735
00:47:03,766 --> 00:47:06,201
You old yeti. Now, look.

736
00:47:09,505 --> 00:47:11,472
What does this mean to you?

737
00:47:11,474 --> 00:47:12,940
The omega.

738
00:47:12,942 --> 00:47:15,376
Isaac talked about it
when he died.

739
00:47:15,378 --> 00:47:18,211
The last letter
of the Greek alphabet.

740
00:47:18,213 --> 00:47:21,384
And in early Christianity?

741
00:47:23,285 --> 00:47:25,521
It means Judgment Day.

742
00:47:39,369 --> 00:47:41,269
You all right, kiddo?

743
00:47:42,505 --> 00:47:44,172
I'm okay.

744
00:47:45,708 --> 00:47:48,143
You always were a lousy liar.

745
00:47:53,349 --> 00:47:55,983
You're lonely, huh?

746
00:47:55,985 --> 00:48:00,521
I just wish Jonathan
wasn't so busy.

747
00:48:00,523 --> 00:48:02,492
I wish he could spend
more time with you.

748
00:48:04,427 --> 00:48:06,496
It's okay.

749
00:48:08,296 --> 00:48:09,563
What about Tarby?

750
00:48:09,565 --> 00:48:11,432
Tarby hates me.

751
00:48:11,434 --> 00:48:13,834
Oh, you can fix that.

752
00:48:13,836 --> 00:48:15,670
Easy.

753
00:48:15,672 --> 00:48:17,571
Just show him some real magic.

754
00:48:17,573 --> 00:48:19,473
I can't do any real magic.

755
00:48:19,475 --> 00:48:20,775
Yes, you can.

756
00:48:20,777 --> 00:48:22,777
With the book, silly.

757
00:48:22,779 --> 00:48:25,680
The one I told you to find.

758
00:48:25,682 --> 00:48:28,382
Well, you found it, didn't you?

759
00:48:28,384 --> 00:48:29,650
Book?

760
00:48:29,652 --> 00:48:31,719
You mean the necromancy book
in the library?

761
00:48:31,721 --> 00:48:34,422
Uncle Jonathan told me
never to even touch it.

762
00:48:34,424 --> 00:48:36,457
Oh, he won't mind.

763
00:48:36,459 --> 00:48:38,594
He's too busy anyways.

764
00:48:40,530 --> 00:48:41,796
Take the book.

765
00:48:41,798 --> 00:48:44,565
Show Tarby a real trick.

766
00:48:44,567 --> 00:48:47,568
He's gonna be
your friend again.

767
00:48:47,570 --> 00:48:49,570
I know it.

768
00:48:55,277 --> 00:48:57,277
Tarby's a jerk, you know.

769
00:48:57,279 --> 00:48:58,746
He runs for president
every year,

770
00:48:58,748 --> 00:49:02,383
and he's always nice
until the election.

771
00:49:02,385 --> 00:49:03,818
- After that...
- Hey! Over here!

772
00:49:03,820 --> 00:49:07,354
...he goes back to being him.

773
00:49:07,356 --> 00:49:09,356
You don't need him.

774
00:49:09,358 --> 00:49:11,692
We could go look for spiders.

775
00:49:11,694 --> 00:49:13,694
If you want.

776
00:49:15,598 --> 00:49:17,767
Just leave me alone, okay?

777
00:49:24,607 --> 00:49:26,375
Tarby!

778
00:49:28,811 --> 00:49:31,445
Okay. You want to see
some real magic?

779
00:49:31,447 --> 00:49:32,646
I'll show you.

780
00:49:32,648 --> 00:49:33,781
Yeah?

781
00:49:33,783 --> 00:49:36,717
You gonna saw a lady in half?

782
00:49:36,719 --> 00:49:38,853
I'm gonna raise the dead.

783
00:49:38,855 --> 00:49:40,421
You're a liar.

784
00:49:40,423 --> 00:49:41,655
No one can raise the dead.

785
00:49:41,657 --> 00:49:42,890
Watch me.

786
00:49:42,892 --> 00:49:44,792
Unless...

787
00:49:44,794 --> 00:49:46,460
unless you're scared.

788
00:49:47,930 --> 00:49:49,597
You need a babysitter?

789
00:49:49,599 --> 00:49:51,532
Fine, but this whole thing

790
00:49:51,534 --> 00:49:53,803
is just gonna be
a big waste of time.

791
00:49:55,404 --> 00:49:56,937
When?

792
00:50:26,569 --> 00:50:28,736
Tarby!

793
00:50:28,738 --> 00:50:30,673
Tarby?

794
00:50:46,589 --> 00:50:47,888
Boo!

795
00:50:49,158 --> 00:50:51,826
Tarby, that's not funny.

796
00:50:51,828 --> 00:50:53,729
It is from here.

797
00:50:54,964 --> 00:50:57,667
Well, come on, smart guy.

798
00:51:00,636 --> 00:51:03,504
Who are we gonna wake up?

799
00:51:03,506 --> 00:51:05,573
How about this one?

800
00:51:05,575 --> 00:51:07,474
The lamb means
that it's a kid's grave,

801
00:51:07,476 --> 00:51:10,411
and I don't want
to raise up a kid.

802
00:51:10,413 --> 00:51:12,782
It's creepy that you know that.

803
00:51:17,720 --> 00:51:20,456
This way, I think.

804
00:51:23,726 --> 00:51:25,659
Nice trick
with the book, Lewis.

805
00:51:25,661 --> 00:51:27,962
- I know that's you.
- No, it's not.

806
00:51:29,932 --> 00:51:31,832
Is that it?

807
00:51:31,834 --> 00:51:33,701
Yeah.

808
00:51:33,703 --> 00:51:35,471
I think so.

809
00:51:36,906 --> 00:51:38,708
Come on.

810
00:52:12,074 --> 00:52:14,241
Okay.

811
00:52:17,947 --> 00:52:21,815
"For thou who sleeps
in stone and clay,

812
00:52:21,817 --> 00:52:24,919
"heed this call...
rise up and obey.

813
00:52:24,921 --> 00:52:27,554
"Trek on through
the mortal door.

814
00:52:27,556 --> 00:52:30,891
Assemble flesh
and walk once more."

815
00:52:34,630 --> 00:52:36,964
So, what now?

816
00:52:36,966 --> 00:52:38,699
That's it.

817
00:52:38,701 --> 00:52:40,634
That's all it says.

818
00:52:41,637 --> 00:52:43,570
See, I told you all this was...

819
00:52:51,747 --> 00:52:52,848
Tarby?

820
00:52:53,916 --> 00:52:55,751
Tarby!

821
00:54:08,057 --> 00:54:10,526
Could you put those back,
please?

822
00:54:14,797 --> 00:54:16,663
He's coming home!

823
00:54:16,665 --> 00:54:19,033
- He's free.
- He's back!

824
00:54:19,035 --> 00:54:21,802
He's awake.

825
00:54:21,804 --> 00:54:23,737
He's coming home!

826
00:54:26,108 --> 00:54:28,042
Coming home!

827
00:54:28,044 --> 00:54:29,710
- He's coming home.
- He's awake.

828
00:54:29,712 --> 00:54:31,078
Coming home. He's coming home.

829
00:54:31,080 --> 00:54:33,113
- He's coming home.
- Coming home.

830
00:54:33,115 --> 00:54:34,915
- He's back!
- He's coming home.

831
00:54:34,917 --> 00:54:37,684
- He's awake.
- He's back!

832
00:54:37,686 --> 00:54:40,854
He's coming home.
He's coming home.

833
00:54:43,092 --> 00:54:45,127
That's not creepy.

834
00:54:58,240 --> 00:54:59,973
<i>Who'd be crazy enough</i>

835
00:54:59,975 --> 00:55:01,775
<i>to bring Isaac Izard back?</i>

836
00:55:01,777 --> 00:55:03,644
Someone suicidal.

837
00:55:07,016 --> 00:55:08,682
The house knows he's back.

838
00:55:08,684 --> 00:55:10,117
Can you feel that?

839
00:55:10,119 --> 00:55:12,119
Like a dog with rabies.

840
00:55:12,121 --> 00:55:14,688
Knows his master's coming home.

841
00:55:14,690 --> 00:55:16,924
I'm gonna need your help
on this one, Florence.

842
00:55:16,926 --> 00:55:18,092
My magic won't be enough.

843
00:55:18,094 --> 00:55:19,760
I'm barely qualified as it is.

844
00:55:19,762 --> 00:55:22,062
I can't.
I'll-I'll just mess it up.

845
00:55:22,064 --> 00:55:24,098
- I can't do this alone.
- Well, you won't have to.

846
00:55:24,100 --> 00:55:25,732
- Lewis.
- What about Lewis?

847
00:55:25,734 --> 00:55:27,101
He's stronger than you know.

848
00:55:27,103 --> 00:55:29,269
And one and a half warlocks
is better than nothing.

849
00:55:29,271 --> 00:55:31,805
- Just tell him the truth.
- No! He's just a boy.

850
00:55:31,807 --> 00:55:33,140
You're the smartest witch
I've ever known.

851
00:55:33,142 --> 00:55:34,942
You can cast spells
I can't even pronounce.

852
00:55:34,944 --> 00:55:36,645
I said I can't.

853
00:55:40,883 --> 00:55:42,618
I can't.

854
00:55:44,120 --> 00:55:46,019
I'm sorry.

855
00:55:46,021 --> 00:55:47,688
Look...

856
00:55:47,690 --> 00:55:48,989
Isaac is coming back,

857
00:55:48,991 --> 00:55:50,893
and we can't let him
get inside.

858
00:55:52,228 --> 00:55:54,027
Well...

859
00:55:54,029 --> 00:55:57,264
if your magic is off-limits,
then what's the plan?

860
00:55:57,266 --> 00:56:00,069
I can still swing a hammer.

861
00:56:16,785 --> 00:56:19,253
These are crazy people,
Marmalade.

862
00:56:19,255 --> 00:56:20,923
Crazy people.

863
00:56:23,259 --> 00:56:25,292
Do you think these are enough
to keep Isaac out?

864
00:56:25,294 --> 00:56:27,294
Oh, yes.

865
00:56:27,296 --> 00:56:28,896
Maybe.

866
00:56:28,898 --> 00:56:30,666
I'm gonna get some more.

867
00:56:51,187 --> 00:56:52,953
Uncle Jonathan?

868
00:56:52,955 --> 00:56:54,888
Don't come up! I'm, uh...

869
00:56:54,890 --> 00:56:56,959
I'm coming down.

870
00:57:02,532 --> 00:57:03,931
Listen.

871
00:57:03,933 --> 00:57:05,366
I-I need to talk to you.

872
00:57:05,368 --> 00:57:07,100
Not a great time, Lewis.

873
00:57:07,102 --> 00:57:09,136
I'm working
on a heavy-duty spell.

874
00:57:09,138 --> 00:57:10,938
I want you to stay at Mrs. Z's

875
00:57:10,940 --> 00:57:12,373
- for a few days.
- Come on.

876
00:57:12,375 --> 00:57:14,841
I see the horseshoes.
I know something's wrong.

877
00:57:14,843 --> 00:57:16,243
What are you talking about?
There... Everything's fine.

878
00:57:16,245 --> 00:57:17,545
No, it's not.

879
00:57:17,547 --> 00:57:19,179
You're right, Lewis.

880
00:57:19,181 --> 00:57:21,148
Something is wrong.

881
00:57:21,150 --> 00:57:23,016
- Something is very wrong.
- Florence.

882
00:57:23,018 --> 00:57:25,152
He's got eyes, Jonathan.

883
00:57:25,154 --> 00:57:27,287
It's our friend, Isaac Izard.

884
00:57:27,289 --> 00:57:29,022
Except he's not our friend.

885
00:57:29,024 --> 00:57:30,791
He's very wicked,
very powerful,

886
00:57:30,793 --> 00:57:33,361
and I'm afraid he's back
from the great beyond.

887
00:57:33,363 --> 00:57:36,063
Yeah, uh, that's what
I wanted to talk...

888
00:57:36,065 --> 00:57:38,799
And when we find out
who's raised him from the dead,

889
00:57:38,801 --> 00:57:41,969
they are going to be sorry...
very sorry.

890
00:57:41,971 --> 00:57:43,404
Oh. Mmm.

891
00:57:43,406 --> 00:57:45,872
Yeah, they... they sure will.

892
00:57:45,874 --> 00:57:47,140
Look.

893
00:57:47,142 --> 00:57:49,009
The truth is,

894
00:57:49,011 --> 00:57:50,877
it's not safe for you here.

895
00:57:50,879 --> 00:57:52,112
At least not now.

896
00:57:52,114 --> 00:57:55,215
So go next door
with Florence, okay?

897
00:57:55,217 --> 00:57:57,851
Everything's gonna be fine.

898
00:58:13,869 --> 00:58:15,269
Come on.

899
00:58:15,271 --> 00:58:16,437
Mrs. Zimmerman?

900
00:58:16,439 --> 00:58:18,905
Uh, I'm sorry, dear?

901
00:58:18,907 --> 00:58:20,308
What are you doing?

902
00:58:20,310 --> 00:58:23,143
I'm just trying...

903
00:58:26,915 --> 00:58:28,284
Nothing.

904
00:58:34,324 --> 00:58:35,924
Wait.

905
00:58:37,327 --> 00:58:39,893
Isaac and Uncle Jonathan
used to perform together?

906
00:58:39,895 --> 00:58:42,365
They did everything together.

907
00:58:43,966 --> 00:58:45,932
They were best friends.

908
00:58:45,934 --> 00:58:46,969
They were?

909
00:58:48,103 --> 00:58:50,039
Once.

910
00:58:55,312 --> 00:58:58,145
Isaac was an orphan,

911
00:58:58,147 --> 00:59:00,881
and Jonathan a runaway.

912
00:59:00,883 --> 00:59:03,917
Neither of them had family.

913
00:59:03,919 --> 00:59:06,356
All they had was magic.

914
00:59:09,492 --> 00:59:11,426
And each other.

915
00:59:11,428 --> 00:59:15,095
Then Isaac went away to war.

916
00:59:15,097 --> 00:59:17,998
He was fighting in Germany,
when he went M.I.A.

917
00:59:18,000 --> 00:59:19,667
Months passed.

918
00:59:19,669 --> 00:59:22,838
Then, suddenly,
Isaac came back home.

919
00:59:23,972 --> 00:59:26,376
But it wasn't the same Isaac.

920
00:59:28,243 --> 00:59:30,977
He was different.

921
00:59:30,979 --> 00:59:33,046
And angry.

922
00:59:33,048 --> 00:59:37,117
And more powerful than any
warlock had the right to be.

923
00:59:37,119 --> 00:59:38,388
How?

924
00:59:39,489 --> 00:59:41,422
What happened to him?

925
00:59:41,424 --> 00:59:43,290
We don't know.

926
00:59:43,292 --> 00:59:47,528
All he said was he was lost
in the Black Forest.

927
00:59:47,530 --> 00:59:51,231
Now, that is a very old place

928
00:59:51,233 --> 00:59:53,501
with very old magic.

929
00:59:53,503 --> 00:59:56,169
It's where the Brothers Grimm
wrote their histories.

930
00:59:56,171 --> 00:59:57,474
You mean their fairy tales.

931
00:59:59,409 --> 01:00:02,175
Now, we think that Isaac

932
01:00:02,177 --> 01:00:04,512
met a dark warlock
in those woods,

933
01:00:04,514 --> 01:00:07,013
a teacher who gave him

934
01:00:07,015 --> 01:00:10,150
some terrifying,
forbidden books.

935
01:00:10,152 --> 01:00:12,487
One of which is so dangerous

936
01:00:12,489 --> 01:00:16,156
that your uncle keeps it
locked up in his cabinet.

937
01:00:16,158 --> 01:00:20,395
Then Isaac abandoned
poor Jonathan.

938
01:00:20,397 --> 01:00:21,729
No explanation.

939
01:00:21,731 --> 01:00:25,232
And he found himself
a witch, Selena.

940
01:00:25,234 --> 01:00:28,569
So spiteful and mean,
he married her.

941
01:00:28,571 --> 01:00:31,140
And they locked themselves away
in the house.

942
01:00:32,308 --> 01:00:34,742
Until one night last year...

943
01:00:34,744 --> 01:00:37,545
Isaac performed
a blood magic ritual

944
01:00:37,547 --> 01:00:39,246
that killed him.

945
01:00:39,248 --> 01:00:40,548
What was the ritual for?

946
01:00:40,550 --> 01:00:43,049
To make a key.

947
01:00:43,051 --> 01:00:45,051
A clock key.

948
01:00:45,053 --> 01:00:46,456
Of human bone.

949
01:00:47,557 --> 01:00:50,360
We think his wife's bones.

950
01:00:52,060 --> 01:00:55,297
We think Isaac killed Selena
to make it.

951
01:00:59,134 --> 01:01:01,602
Uncle Jonathan said that you
were a really good witch...

952
01:01:01,604 --> 01:01:03,604
even better than him.

953
01:01:03,606 --> 01:01:05,475
I was.

954
01:01:06,576 --> 01:01:08,210
Once.

955
01:01:10,313 --> 01:01:12,547
My magic was the toast
of Paris.

956
01:01:12,549 --> 01:01:16,016
You should have seen me
before the war.

957
01:01:16,018 --> 01:01:18,218
I melted Salvador Dalí's watch
one time,

958
01:01:18,220 --> 01:01:19,489
right off his wrist.

959
01:01:21,123 --> 01:01:22,459
Then why can't you help us?

960
01:01:29,164 --> 01:01:32,368
You know how magic comes
from the inside?

961
01:01:33,470 --> 01:01:35,135
Well...

962
01:01:35,137 --> 01:01:37,638
I got hurt one time.

963
01:01:37,640 --> 01:01:39,640
Pretty badly.

964
01:01:39,642 --> 01:01:43,511
And even though my outsides
got better,

965
01:01:43,513 --> 01:01:46,614
my insides never did.

966
01:01:46,616 --> 01:01:51,652
And so now, every time I try
to work any real magic,

967
01:01:51,654 --> 01:01:54,555
it just comes out...

968
01:01:54,557 --> 01:01:56,426
broken.

969
01:01:59,662 --> 01:02:01,562
Now...

970
01:02:03,232 --> 01:02:06,467
There's very few problems
in the world

971
01:02:06,469 --> 01:02:08,669
that can't at least be helped

972
01:02:08,671 --> 01:02:12,040
by a good
chocolate chip cookie.

973
01:02:17,580 --> 01:02:20,314
Tarby. Tarby!

974
01:02:20,316 --> 01:02:22,115
Not now, Lewis.
I'm late for gym.

975
01:02:22,117 --> 01:02:23,684
- No, now. We gotta talk now.
- What?

976
01:02:23,686 --> 01:02:25,419
- Let go!
- Where do you think you're going, huh?

977
01:02:25,421 --> 01:02:27,622
The other night,
what we did in the cemetery,

978
01:02:27,624 --> 01:02:29,323
we did something awful.

979
01:02:29,325 --> 01:02:31,459
My uncle's in trouble.
We all are, and...

980
01:02:31,461 --> 01:02:32,493
See, see, there's this clock.

981
01:02:32,495 --> 01:02:35,630
Lewis, just stop.

982
01:02:35,632 --> 01:02:37,665
Nothing happened
in that cemetery.

983
01:02:37,667 --> 01:02:39,165
Look, I get it... you're scared.

984
01:02:39,167 --> 01:02:40,301
I am, too. We're...

985
01:02:40,303 --> 01:02:42,168
Woody!

986
01:02:43,439 --> 01:02:45,406
- Let's get out of here!
- Let's go!

987
01:02:49,211 --> 01:02:50,578
- Good morning, Miss Fisher.
- Woody.

988
01:02:50,580 --> 01:02:52,245
I'm not scared.

989
01:02:52,247 --> 01:02:54,214
And if you tell anyone
I was there,

990
01:02:54,216 --> 01:02:56,184
I'll break both your arms.

991
01:03:01,457 --> 01:03:03,256
You're just a weirdo.

992
01:03:15,137 --> 01:03:16,539
"Indomitable."

993
01:03:37,427 --> 01:03:39,225
Uncle Jonathan?

994
01:03:39,227 --> 01:03:41,196
You in here?

995
01:03:54,377 --> 01:03:55,578
No way.

996
01:04:20,803 --> 01:04:23,269
Help me! Help, please!

997
01:04:23,271 --> 01:04:25,573
Help! Uncle Jonathan!

998
01:04:25,575 --> 01:04:27,408
Uncle Jonathan! Help!

999
01:04:27,410 --> 01:04:29,977
Help me, please!

1000
01:04:31,681 --> 01:04:33,583
Get those papers!

1001
01:04:37,420 --> 01:04:39,587
Get, get, get. Get!

1002
01:04:39,589 --> 01:04:41,522
Are you all right?

1003
01:04:41,524 --> 01:04:42,690
What are you doing here?

1004
01:04:42,692 --> 01:04:45,326
I told you it's not safe.

1005
01:04:45,328 --> 01:04:47,162
I was being indomitable.

1006
01:04:48,564 --> 01:04:50,665
I suppose you were,
weren't you?

1007
01:04:50,667 --> 01:04:52,299
You can't do this alone.

1008
01:04:52,301 --> 01:04:53,534
You need help,

1009
01:04:53,536 --> 01:04:55,268
- and I can help you.
- No, you can't.

1010
01:04:55,270 --> 01:04:57,774
Actually, I can,
'cause I know how to read this.

1011
01:05:00,343 --> 01:05:03,276
But I'm gonna need
some Ovaltine.

1012
01:05:03,278 --> 01:05:04,578
Wait, I-I don't understand.

1013
01:05:04,580 --> 01:05:06,380
- You've seen this code before?
- Yes.

1014
01:05:06,382 --> 01:05:08,281
Comrade Ivan uses one
just like it

1015
01:05:08,283 --> 01:05:09,717
to send commands
to his Red Brigade.

1016
01:05:09,719 --> 01:05:12,319
- Comrade who?
- Comrade Ivan from the TV show.

1017
01:05:12,321 --> 01:05:15,589
But Captain Midnight always
stops him and decodes it...

1018
01:05:15,591 --> 01:05:17,758
with, uh...

1019
01:05:17,760 --> 01:05:20,262
this, the Captain Midnight
Secret Decoder Pin.

1020
01:05:21,330 --> 01:05:22,730
I don't believe it.

1021
01:05:22,732 --> 01:05:24,398
I don't
believe it.

1022
01:05:24,400 --> 01:05:26,669
Three Ovaltine shakes, please.

1023
01:05:36,746 --> 01:05:38,813
"With this clock, Selena and I

1024
01:05:38,815 --> 01:05:41,317
shall wipe
this filthy world clean."

1025
01:05:43,553 --> 01:05:45,722
It's a doomsday clock.

1026
01:05:47,657 --> 01:05:50,357
In a way,
it destroys everything,

1027
01:05:50,359 --> 01:05:52,626
but not by ending the world,
but sending it back

1028
01:05:52,628 --> 01:05:54,294
to the beginning.

1029
01:05:54,296 --> 01:05:55,863
If the planet
is one giant clock,

1030
01:05:55,865 --> 01:05:57,631
then this damn thing
is the winder.

1031
01:05:58,801 --> 01:06:00,501
He's winding it back

1032
01:06:00,503 --> 01:06:01,435
to the very beginning of time!

1033
01:06:01,437 --> 01:06:02,903
So everything goes

1034
01:06:02,905 --> 01:06:04,638
in reverse...
we grow younger and younger

1035
01:06:04,640 --> 01:06:06,674
until we vanish,
until there's no one left.

1036
01:06:08,478 --> 01:06:11,812
I knew Isaac was strong,
but this goes beyond anything

1037
01:06:11,814 --> 01:06:14,515
I ever thought
he was capable of.

1038
01:06:14,517 --> 01:06:15,651
When's it happen?

1039
01:06:16,753 --> 01:06:19,920
"When night's at its blackest."

1040
01:06:19,922 --> 01:06:22,590
The total lunar eclipse...
tonight.

1041
01:06:22,592 --> 01:06:24,925
All those moons painted
in my bedroom...

1042
01:06:24,927 --> 01:06:26,460
what if Isaac was studying them

1043
01:06:26,462 --> 01:06:27,928
and waiting
for the right moment?

1044
01:06:27,930 --> 01:06:29,766
That's what the gongs
are counting down to.

1045
01:06:39,509 --> 01:06:41,711
We'll take the gumballs, too.

1046
01:06:50,620 --> 01:06:52,686
Isaac's been here.

1047
01:06:54,557 --> 01:06:56,690
Isaac pulled all
the horseshoes off?

1048
01:06:56,692 --> 01:06:58,926
Burned 'em off, one by one.

1049
01:06:58,928 --> 01:07:01,695
Like ants
with a magnifying glass.

1050
01:07:01,697 --> 01:07:03,964
Ooh, just how powerful
is he now?

1051
01:07:03,966 --> 01:07:05,866
Death's been good to him.

1052
01:07:05,868 --> 01:07:07,403
Wait here.

1053
01:07:20,449 --> 01:07:22,683
Chair! It's okay, it's okay.

1054
01:07:22,685 --> 01:07:24,985
I'm here. I'm here to help.

1055
01:07:24,987 --> 01:07:27,454
It's okay.

1056
01:07:27,456 --> 01:07:28,722
You're okay.

1057
01:07:28,724 --> 01:07:31,725
He's torn the place to pieces.

1058
01:07:31,727 --> 01:07:34,528
He must have been looking
for something.

1059
01:07:34,530 --> 01:07:36,632
And I think I know what.

1060
01:07:38,734 --> 01:07:40,634
Well, what are we waiting for?

1061
01:07:40,636 --> 01:07:41,904
Let's get rid of it.

1062
01:07:46,943 --> 01:07:49,610
Uh, shouldn't this
be melting right now?

1063
01:07:49,612 --> 01:07:51,946
Too much
John the Conqueror root?

1064
01:07:51,948 --> 01:07:53,547
No.

1065
01:07:53,549 --> 01:07:55,482
Not enough goofer dust.

1066
01:07:55,484 --> 01:07:56,684
Oh.

1067
01:07:56,686 --> 01:07:57,685
Grains of paradise.

1068
01:07:57,687 --> 01:07:59,453
We don't have
any grains of paradise.

1069
01:07:59,455 --> 01:08:00,454
You know what?

1070
01:08:00,456 --> 01:08:01,755
- Maybe a pinch of motherwort.
- Uncle Jonathan?

1071
01:08:01,757 --> 01:08:02,957
How about some lotus root?

1072
01:08:02,959 --> 01:08:04,191
Yeah, yeah, more lotus root.

1073
01:08:04,193 --> 01:08:06,727
- Uncle Jonathan.
- Hmm?

1074
01:08:06,729 --> 01:08:08,562
This is my fault.

1075
01:08:08,564 --> 01:08:10,631
Lewis, you helped us.

1076
01:08:10,633 --> 01:08:12,666
You're the one
who decoded the blueprints.

1077
01:08:12,668 --> 01:08:13,703
No.

1078
01:08:15,438 --> 01:08:17,840
I mean I'm the one
who brought Isaac back.

1079
01:08:18,908 --> 01:08:20,040
Lewis?

1080
01:08:20,042 --> 01:08:22,645
What are you talking about?

1081
01:08:24,580 --> 01:08:25,846
I opened the cabinet.

1082
01:08:25,848 --> 01:08:27,448
I used your book.

1083
01:08:27,450 --> 01:08:29,850
I-I'm so, so, so sorry.

1084
01:08:29,852 --> 01:08:31,785
No, you couldn't have.
You don't know enough magic

1085
01:08:31,787 --> 01:08:33,220
to pull off a spell like that.

1086
01:08:33,222 --> 01:08:36,523
I just followed the directions.

1087
01:08:36,525 --> 01:08:38,058
I bled onto the book.

1088
01:08:38,060 --> 01:08:40,663
Oh, Lewis.

1089
01:08:41,797 --> 01:08:43,831
Blood magic?

1090
01:08:43,833 --> 01:08:46,767
That was my one rule.

1091
01:08:46,769 --> 01:08:48,903
I-I know. I'm sorry.

1092
01:08:48,905 --> 01:08:50,838
- And you broke it?
- I didn't mean to.

1093
01:08:50,840 --> 01:08:53,574
So you opened
a forbidden cabinet

1094
01:08:53,576 --> 01:08:55,743
and performed an unholy ritual

1095
01:08:55,745 --> 01:08:57,511
- on accident?
- Jonathan.

1096
01:08:57,513 --> 01:08:58,679
I didn't know Isaac was evil.

1097
01:08:58,681 --> 01:08:59,813
You never told me.

1098
01:08:59,815 --> 01:09:00,848
Oh, so this is my fault?

1099
01:09:00,850 --> 01:09:01,849
I didn't say that.

1100
01:09:01,851 --> 01:09:03,083
Then what are you saying?!

1101
01:09:04,553 --> 01:09:05,753
What the hell
were you thinking?!

1102
01:09:05,755 --> 01:09:09,623
I just wanted Tarby
to be my friend again.

1103
01:09:09,625 --> 01:09:10,925
And I want my parents back.

1104
01:09:10,927 --> 01:09:12,559
And I figured,
if it worked here,

1105
01:09:12,561 --> 01:09:14,261
I could go home
and try it on them.

1106
01:09:16,732 --> 01:09:17,833
I just want my mom.

1107
01:09:21,704 --> 01:09:23,837
I'm sorry.

1108
01:09:23,839 --> 01:09:25,873
It was a mistake.

1109
01:09:25,875 --> 01:09:27,808
You coming here.

1110
01:09:27,810 --> 01:09:30,544
Now, hold on, Jonathan.

1111
01:09:30,546 --> 01:09:31,812
No. No, please, please.

1112
01:09:31,814 --> 01:09:33,013
I'll-I'll make it up to you.

1113
01:09:33,015 --> 01:09:34,982
Please.

1114
01:09:34,984 --> 01:09:38,118
No. This is no place for a kid.

1115
01:09:38,120 --> 01:09:40,754
It's not safe for you here.

1116
01:09:40,756 --> 01:09:42,856
I was wrong to ever think
that it was.

1117
01:09:42,858 --> 01:09:44,058
But...

1118
01:09:44,060 --> 01:09:46,727
we're a bevy of swans.

1119
01:09:46,729 --> 01:09:48,030
I'm sorry.

1120
01:09:50,733 --> 01:09:52,833
You stay here.

1121
01:09:52,835 --> 01:09:54,637
Let me talk to him.

1122
01:10:04,146 --> 01:10:06,613
I know I've got
a Malleus Maleficarum

1123
01:10:06,615 --> 01:10:08,549
around here somewhere.

1124
01:10:08,551 --> 01:10:10,486
Should help with the key.

1125
01:10:11,988 --> 01:10:13,587
Go ahead, yell at me.

1126
01:10:13,589 --> 01:10:14,888
Call me some names.

1127
01:10:14,890 --> 01:10:16,092
No names.

1128
01:10:17,593 --> 01:10:19,095
Not this time.

1129
01:10:20,730 --> 01:10:22,029
Jonathan.

1130
01:10:22,031 --> 01:10:24,631
That little boy needs you.

1131
01:10:24,633 --> 01:10:25,899
But what he did...

1132
01:10:25,901 --> 01:10:27,768
He's a child.

1133
01:10:27,770 --> 01:10:30,137
Children make mistakes.
They get in trouble.

1134
01:10:30,139 --> 01:10:31,772
That's why they're children.

1135
01:10:31,774 --> 01:10:34,775
No, this is not swiping
a comic book, Florence.

1136
01:10:34,777 --> 01:10:36,777
This is... I-I...

1137
01:10:36,779 --> 01:10:38,679
I-I... I don't have
a choice here.

1138
01:10:38,681 --> 01:10:40,348
Of course you do.

1139
01:10:40,350 --> 01:10:42,783
You could stick it out.

1140
01:10:42,785 --> 01:10:45,085
No, no, when the going
gets tough,

1141
01:10:45,087 --> 01:10:47,788
you get going
right for the exit.

1142
01:10:47,790 --> 01:10:50,157
Like how you ran away
from your family.

1143
01:10:50,159 --> 01:10:52,026
Ran away? My dad threw me out!

1144
01:10:52,028 --> 01:10:53,927
And what about
your little sister?

1145
01:10:53,929 --> 01:10:55,662
She looked up to you.

1146
01:10:55,664 --> 01:10:57,965
She needed you,
and now she's gone.

1147
01:10:57,967 --> 01:11:00,000
And you're going to abandon
her only child.

1148
01:11:00,002 --> 01:11:02,202
Look, I don't know
how to take care of a kid.

1149
01:11:02,204 --> 01:11:04,605
How to talk to him,
how to keep him safe.

1150
01:11:04,607 --> 01:11:05,939
Especially now.

1151
01:11:05,941 --> 01:11:07,674
- I'm just...
- You're scared.

1152
01:11:07,676 --> 01:11:08,942
Yes, all right?

1153
01:11:08,944 --> 01:11:10,811
I'm scared... for Lewis.

1154
01:11:10,813 --> 01:11:12,046
Scared he'll get hurt.

1155
01:11:12,048 --> 01:11:13,549
Well, guess what, genius.

1156
01:11:14,617 --> 01:11:16,083
That is the whole point.

1157
01:11:16,085 --> 01:11:19,787
Having a child means
being scared for them 24-7

1158
01:11:19,789 --> 01:11:21,755
and doing it anyway.

1159
01:11:21,757 --> 01:11:24,992
It's the whole damn
job description.

1160
01:11:24,994 --> 01:11:27,961
And I would give everything
to have that job again.

1161
01:11:27,963 --> 01:11:30,666
To have my little girl
back to...

1162
01:11:33,769 --> 01:11:35,769
You know what?

1163
01:11:35,771 --> 01:11:38,138
I do have a name for you.

1164
01:11:38,140 --> 01:11:41,610
Jonathan Barnavelt,
you're a coward.

1165
01:12:04,867 --> 01:12:07,803
Mrs. Hanchett! Mrs. Hanchett!

1166
01:12:09,038 --> 01:12:10,737
- Lewis.
- He's free.

1167
01:12:10,739 --> 01:12:12,039
He's in there.
We gotta go now!

1168
01:12:12,041 --> 01:12:13,273
Well, who?
What are we talking about?

1169
01:12:13,275 --> 01:12:14,274
There is someone in your house!

1170
01:12:14,276 --> 01:12:15,776
- Please hurry!
- Who?

1171
01:12:15,778 --> 01:12:17,111
- Come on!
- Oh, take Marmalade.

1172
01:12:17,113 --> 01:12:18,712
Wait.

1173
01:12:18,714 --> 01:12:19,847
- Come on! Hurry! Please!
- Hold on.

1174
01:12:19,849 --> 01:12:21,882
- We don't care about the door!
- What? Lewis, it's cold.

1175
01:12:21,884 --> 01:12:23,250
- He's upstairs! I saw him!
- Oh, my God.

1176
01:12:23,252 --> 01:12:24,985
- He's in your house right now!
- Lewis!

1177
01:12:24,987 --> 01:12:28,021
- Please! Hurry! Hurry!
- Lewis! Lewis!

1178
01:12:28,023 --> 01:12:29,022
- Come on!
- Wait, hold on, Lewis.

1179
01:12:29,024 --> 01:12:30,791
- It's slippery, Lewis!
- Come on, run! Hurry!

1180
01:12:30,793 --> 01:12:31,925
- Mrs. Hanchett, hurry!
- Hold on!

1181
01:12:31,927 --> 01:12:33,794
It's slippery, Lewis! Stop!

1182
01:12:33,796 --> 01:12:35,195
You're not making any sense.

1183
01:12:35,197 --> 01:12:37,231
- What bad man?
- His name is Isaac.

1184
01:12:37,233 --> 01:12:38,299
- Isaac Izard.
- Isaac Izard?

1185
01:12:38,301 --> 01:12:39,900
Lewis, he's dead.

1186
01:12:39,902 --> 01:12:41,770
He died last year.

1187
01:12:42,838 --> 01:12:44,071
Stay here.

1188
01:12:44,073 --> 01:12:46,874
Uncle Jonathan! Mrs. Zimmerman!

1189
01:12:50,112 --> 01:12:51,647
It's locked.

1190
01:12:54,049 --> 01:12:55,849
It must be Isaac.
Out of the way.

1191
01:13:02,191 --> 01:13:04,258
Mrs. Hanchett,
get away from the door.

1192
01:13:04,260 --> 01:13:06,662
- Don't be ridiculous.
- No!

1193
01:13:22,878 --> 01:13:25,279
Hello, Lewis.

1194
01:13:31,820 --> 01:13:32,986
Mmm.

1195
01:13:32,988 --> 01:13:35,090
Stay away from her.

1196
01:13:37,092 --> 01:13:39,527
Why should I stay away

1197
01:13:39,529 --> 01:13:43,766
from my beautiful wife?

1198
01:13:52,174 --> 01:13:54,143
You're Selena Izard?

1199
01:14:31,013 --> 01:14:33,847
In the flesh.

1200
01:14:33,849 --> 01:14:35,015
Uncle Jonathan!

1201
01:14:35,017 --> 01:14:36,351
Lewis!

1202
01:14:36,353 --> 01:14:38,319
But... but you died.

1203
01:14:38,321 --> 01:14:40,854
Whoever said I died?

1204
01:14:40,856 --> 01:14:42,923
- Isaac!
- Isaac!

1205
01:14:42,925 --> 01:14:44,191
Isaac?

1206
01:14:45,362 --> 01:14:47,160
Isaac!

1207
01:14:55,338 --> 01:14:57,338
Is that bone?

1208
01:14:57,340 --> 01:14:59,374
Human.

1209
01:14:59,376 --> 01:15:02,943
He killed her
to make some sort of key.

1210
01:15:02,945 --> 01:15:04,412
I thought it was made from...

1211
01:15:04,414 --> 01:15:06,880
Not my bone, no.

1212
01:15:06,882 --> 01:15:09,883
That was a chunk
from the real Mrs. Hanchett.

1213
01:15:09,885 --> 01:15:11,251
Lovely woman.

1214
01:15:11,253 --> 01:15:13,287
That is, before I killed her
and took her place.

1215
01:15:13,289 --> 01:15:15,224
My wife.

1216
01:15:16,959 --> 01:15:19,293
She has a talent for disguises.

1217
01:15:20,929 --> 01:15:22,996
- I learned from the best.
- Aw.

1218
01:15:34,209 --> 01:15:36,109
Come give your mommy a kiss.

1219
01:15:36,111 --> 01:15:37,277
You.

1220
01:15:37,279 --> 01:15:39,647
It was you in my dreams.

1221
01:15:39,649 --> 01:15:42,082
I couldn't get near
that locked cabinet.

1222
01:15:42,084 --> 01:15:43,950
The charms were too strong.

1223
01:15:43,952 --> 01:15:48,255
But you... you could get
that nasty old book for me.

1224
01:15:48,257 --> 01:15:50,223
Raise Isaac for me.

1225
01:15:50,225 --> 01:15:53,126
You could do everything
I wanted.

1226
01:15:53,128 --> 01:15:55,396
And now...

1227
01:15:55,398 --> 01:15:59,667
you are going to get us
that clock key.

1228
01:16:09,078 --> 01:16:10,977
No, no, not... ah, not there!

1229
01:16:18,253 --> 01:16:19,986
Hmm.

1230
01:16:22,392 --> 01:16:25,225
Well, come on!

1231
01:16:25,227 --> 01:16:27,528
- Now you're just showing off.
- Lewis!

1232
01:16:29,031 --> 01:16:30,999
- Lewis!
- Lewis, where are you?

1233
01:16:34,103 --> 01:16:36,136
- Isaac took him.
- Yes, but where?

1234
01:16:36,138 --> 01:16:38,138
I think I know.

1235
01:16:53,490 --> 01:16:55,021
Uncle Jonathan!

1236
01:16:55,023 --> 01:16:56,990
- Lewis!
- We're coming.

1237
01:16:56,992 --> 01:16:58,293
Mrs. Zimmerman,
I'm over here! I'm over here!

1238
01:17:01,263 --> 01:17:03,364
Uncle Jonathan, over here!

1239
01:17:03,366 --> 01:17:05,299
Here! No, over here!

1240
01:17:05,301 --> 01:17:06,501
Help me!

1241
01:17:12,274 --> 01:17:16,176
Barnavelt and Izard,
masters of prestidigitation,

1242
01:17:16,178 --> 01:17:19,313
beloved by the crown heads
of Europe,

1243
01:17:19,315 --> 01:17:21,181
together again.

1244
01:17:21,183 --> 01:17:25,986
I'm sure you'll remember
my next trick.

1245
01:17:29,592 --> 01:17:31,426
- No! -FLORENCE: No!
- Uncle Jonathan!

1246
01:17:31,428 --> 01:17:34,094
Isaac, don't do this.

1247
01:17:34,096 --> 01:17:36,464
I like the boy.

1248
01:17:36,466 --> 01:17:38,466
An orphan with a love
for <i>Captain Midnight?</i>

1249
01:17:38,468 --> 01:17:40,033
Mmm.

1250
01:17:40,035 --> 01:17:42,070
Warms my dead heart.

1251
01:17:43,339 --> 01:17:46,206
Please don't make me
butcher him.

1252
01:17:46,208 --> 01:17:48,074
Give me the key.

1253
01:17:48,076 --> 01:17:49,510
You don't have to hurt anyone.

1254
01:17:49,512 --> 01:17:52,179
Just tell us...
where is the clock?

1255
01:17:52,181 --> 01:17:55,081
The clock is under
a witch's hex.

1256
01:17:55,083 --> 01:17:56,451
You'll never find it.

1257
01:17:56,453 --> 01:17:59,320
- This is over.
- Isaac, please.

1258
01:17:59,322 --> 01:18:01,789
There must be some part of you
that doesn't want this,

1259
01:18:01,791 --> 01:18:04,525
that isn't completely dead.

1260
01:18:04,527 --> 01:18:07,093
I was dead long before I died.

1261
01:18:07,095 --> 01:18:09,029
We know you went through

1262
01:18:09,031 --> 01:18:10,498
something awful during the war.

1263
01:18:10,500 --> 01:18:11,799
We all did.

1264
01:18:11,801 --> 01:18:14,067
Oh, on the contrary.

1265
01:18:16,238 --> 01:18:19,105
It's where I met my teacher.

1266
01:18:19,107 --> 01:18:21,509
My unit had been caught
in an ambush.

1267
01:18:21,511 --> 01:18:23,078
Everyone slaughtered.

1268
01:18:24,112 --> 01:18:25,446
I'd been left for dead.

1269
01:18:25,448 --> 01:18:28,483
I stumbled through
the Black Forest for days.

1270
01:18:28,485 --> 01:18:32,487
I chanted every spell I knew,
with one thought only:

1271
01:18:32,489 --> 01:18:36,557
"Make me powerful enough
to end this."

1272
01:18:36,559 --> 01:18:40,128
<i>To erase the horrors
I had witnessed.</i>

1273
01:18:42,465 --> 01:18:45,133
<i>When I opened my eyes...</i>

1274
01:18:46,235 --> 01:18:47,202
<i>I saw him.</i>

1275
01:18:49,472 --> 01:18:51,572
<i>He offered me
something to drink.</i>

1276
01:18:53,376 --> 01:18:56,078
<i>For a small price, of course.</i>

1277
01:19:02,552 --> 01:19:05,622
Suddenly, I had it.

1278
01:19:07,089 --> 01:19:09,089
<i>The blueprints for the clock.</i>

1279
01:19:10,158 --> 01:19:12,194
<i>In my mind.</i>

1280
01:19:16,198 --> 01:19:18,568
Clear as day.

1281
01:19:19,636 --> 01:19:21,268
That wasn't a warlock.

1282
01:19:21,270 --> 01:19:22,570
It wasn't even a human.

1283
01:19:22,572 --> 01:19:24,338
It was a demon,
you reckless idiot!

1284
01:19:24,340 --> 01:19:25,473
You summoned a demon!

1285
01:19:25,475 --> 01:19:27,642
Yes, yes.

1286
01:19:27,644 --> 01:19:30,444
Azazel, to be exact.

1287
01:19:30,446 --> 01:19:32,212
The fourth prince of hell.

1288
01:19:32,214 --> 01:19:34,382
Oh, he gave me
a wonderful gift.

1289
01:19:35,885 --> 01:19:38,452
The greatest magic trick ever.

1290
01:19:38,454 --> 01:19:41,589
I'm going to make people
disappear.

1291
01:19:41,591 --> 01:19:45,326
Spin the world back
until the dawn of time.

1292
01:19:45,328 --> 01:19:48,295
All that will be left...

1293
01:19:48,297 --> 01:19:50,398
- Selena and I.
- But...

1294
01:19:50,400 --> 01:19:52,600
if you go back
to the beginning,

1295
01:19:52,602 --> 01:19:55,336
history, humans, it will all
just start over again.

1296
01:19:55,338 --> 01:19:56,904
No.

1297
01:19:56,906 --> 01:19:59,740
I'll make sure people
are never born this time.

1298
01:19:59,742 --> 01:20:03,143
<i>With the help of a friend.</i>

1299
01:20:03,145 --> 01:20:06,581
Lewis's parents won't die
in that awful crash.

1300
01:20:06,583 --> 01:20:09,483
Your husband and sweet
little girl won't be killed.

1301
01:20:09,485 --> 01:20:11,919
They'll never have existed.

1302
01:20:11,921 --> 01:20:15,188
No people, no war.

1303
01:20:15,190 --> 01:20:16,392
Now, Jonathan...

1304
01:20:17,694 --> 01:20:19,627
The key.

1305
01:20:21,731 --> 01:20:23,598
Florence?

1306
01:20:23,600 --> 01:20:25,666
Now would be a good time...

1307
01:20:25,668 --> 01:20:27,437
for a little... magic.

1308
01:20:29,237 --> 01:20:30,671
Of all people, Florence,

1309
01:20:30,673 --> 01:20:32,473
I thought you'd want this.

1310
01:20:32,475 --> 01:20:35,241
I know what losing
your family did to you.

1311
01:20:35,243 --> 01:20:37,545
You're too sad and broken...

1312
01:20:37,547 --> 01:20:40,383
...to work any real magic.

1313
01:20:42,619 --> 01:20:44,387
Maybe I was.

1314
01:20:45,755 --> 01:20:48,188
But now...

1315
01:20:48,190 --> 01:20:50,791
I'm indomitable.

1316
01:21:01,471 --> 01:21:04,270
Marmalade, now!

1317
01:21:32,402 --> 01:21:34,735
- Where are they?
- They're gone.

1318
01:21:34,737 --> 01:21:37,237
Mind your step.
There's a tongue.

1319
01:21:37,239 --> 01:21:38,708
- I've got it.
- There's a big tongue.

1320
01:21:54,590 --> 01:21:57,493
So... creepy.

1321
01:22:03,733 --> 01:22:05,399
Oh, oh!

1322
01:22:09,706 --> 01:22:10,805
Uncle Jonathan!
Uncle Jonathan!

1323
01:22:11,774 --> 01:22:14,742
Lewis, don't freak them out!

1324
01:22:14,744 --> 01:22:17,311
Unhand me.
Let me go!

1325
01:22:17,313 --> 01:22:19,547
- Mommy. Mommy.
- Put me down! Stop!

1326
01:22:29,358 --> 01:22:30,858
Why won't you talk to me?

1327
01:22:30,860 --> 01:22:32,626
Why won't you talk to me?

1328
01:22:34,464 --> 01:22:35,830
Oh, my God! Oh, my God!

1329
01:22:37,700 --> 01:22:39,734
Hey, wait! Help us!

1330
01:22:39,736 --> 01:22:41,902
Jonathan!

1331
01:22:41,904 --> 01:22:44,505
- Let me go!
- Let go of me! Let go of me!

1332
01:22:44,507 --> 01:22:46,375
- Jonathan!
- Jonathan! Jonathan!

1333
01:22:50,446 --> 01:22:51,912
- Lewis, you okay?
- I'm okay.

1334
01:22:51,914 --> 01:22:53,881
Would you look at that?

1335
01:22:53,883 --> 01:22:55,716
Okay, let's get back in there.

1336
01:22:55,718 --> 01:22:57,585
What, with those
creepy metal monsters inside?

1337
01:22:57,587 --> 01:22:59,587
- They'll tear us to shreds.
- Florence, we have to find

1338
01:22:59,589 --> 01:23:00,654
Isaac and Selena.

1339
01:23:05,094 --> 01:23:06,927
You heard Isaac.
He's using a witch's hex!

1340
01:23:06,929 --> 01:23:08,529
I understand that.
So, should we just

1341
01:23:08,531 --> 01:23:09,864
sit around and try
to figure out the hex?

1342
01:23:09,866 --> 01:23:11,532
- No. We need a plan!
- We don't have time!

1343
01:23:11,534 --> 01:23:13,334
Guys!

1344
01:23:20,777 --> 01:23:23,410
Oh, my giddy aunt.

1345
01:23:23,412 --> 01:23:24,779
Don't worry. Their teeth
are made of pumpkin.

1346
01:23:24,781 --> 01:23:25,913
They can't really hurt us.

1347
01:23:32,355 --> 01:23:34,488
Okay, I made that up.

1348
01:23:41,697 --> 01:23:43,831
Some kind of ungodly adhesive.

1349
01:23:43,833 --> 01:23:46,367
I'm stuck!

1350
01:23:46,369 --> 01:23:47,701
Me, too.

1351
01:23:47,703 --> 01:23:48,869
You know, I didn't think

1352
01:23:48,871 --> 01:23:50,604
this is how I was gonna die.

1353
01:23:52,441 --> 01:23:53,941
Look! Mrs. Zimmerman,
grab my shirt.

1354
01:23:53,943 --> 01:23:55,376
I got you.

1355
01:23:56,846 --> 01:23:58,145
- Just chop!
- Lewis, hurry!

1356
01:23:58,147 --> 01:23:59,747
Chop! Chop!

1357
01:24:05,721 --> 01:24:06,856
God, I hate pumpkins.

1358
01:24:12,595 --> 01:24:14,495
Did you see that, Florence?

1359
01:24:14,497 --> 01:24:16,864
I exploded it with a psychic
energy blast. It worked!

1360
01:24:16,866 --> 01:24:19,600
Yes, Jonathan.
We're all very proud of you.

1361
01:24:19,602 --> 01:24:21,535
Did you see that I now
have the power?

1362
01:24:21,537 --> 01:24:23,470
Yes, I understand. Gold star.

1363
01:24:28,444 --> 01:24:29,543
<i>Uncle Jonathan.</i>

1364
01:24:29,545 --> 01:24:31,412
<i>Uncle Jonathan, it's me.
Please wake up!</i>

1365
01:24:31,414 --> 01:24:32,713
- Jonathan.
- Uncle Jonathan.

1366
01:24:32,715 --> 01:24:33,881
Jonathan, you've got to get up.

1367
01:24:33,883 --> 01:24:35,449
You've got to get up right now!

1368
01:24:35,451 --> 01:24:36,951
Uncle Jonathan!

1369
01:24:36,953 --> 01:24:39,787
What are you looking at,
you shriveled old prune?

1370
01:24:39,789 --> 01:24:43,023
I'm looking at you,
you dumb baby orangutan.

1371
01:24:43,025 --> 01:24:44,992
Aw, Lewis.

1372
01:24:44,994 --> 01:24:46,760
Oh, Florence,
you missed a spot.

1373
01:24:46,762 --> 01:24:48,963
Lewis...

1374
01:24:48,965 --> 01:24:51,632
I'm sorry, Lewis.
I'm sorry about everything.

1375
01:24:51,634 --> 01:24:53,000
It's okay.

1376
01:24:53,002 --> 01:24:55,469
- Me, too.
- Don't get me wrong.

1377
01:24:55,471 --> 01:24:57,905
Uh, this is lovely,
but there's only 18 minutes

1378
01:24:57,907 --> 01:24:59,640
till the eclipse.

1379
01:24:59,642 --> 01:25:00,908
And they've got the key.

1380
01:25:00,910 --> 01:25:02,710
How do we find the clock?

1381
01:25:02,712 --> 01:25:04,211
We can't.

1382
01:25:04,213 --> 01:25:05,880
It's got a witch's hex on it.

1383
01:25:05,882 --> 01:25:07,915
That means it's hidden
from every witch or warlock,

1384
01:25:07,917 --> 01:25:09,450
no matter how powerful.

1385
01:25:09,452 --> 01:25:10,651
Not even Florence
could find it.

1386
01:25:10,653 --> 01:25:12,519
There must be something

1387
01:25:12,521 --> 01:25:14,521
we're not thinking of.

1388
01:25:18,928 --> 01:25:20,596
Maybe I could find it.

1389
01:25:21,664 --> 01:25:23,664
I'm not a witch or warlock.

1390
01:25:23,666 --> 01:25:25,599
Well, not-not yet anyways,
but...

1391
01:25:25,601 --> 01:25:27,835
maybe if I tried some magic,

1392
01:25:27,837 --> 01:25:29,572
would that work?

1393
01:25:34,911 --> 01:25:36,076
Okay.

1394
01:25:36,078 --> 01:25:37,711
I'm ready.

1395
01:25:37,713 --> 01:25:40,047
Lewis, I don't know
about that 8 Ball.

1396
01:25:40,049 --> 01:25:42,082
Hey, this is my magic,
not yours.

1397
01:25:44,654 --> 01:25:46,055
Let's go.

1398
01:25:49,959 --> 01:25:51,825
"Locate. Verb.

1399
01:25:51,827 --> 01:25:55,262
To discover the exact place
and position of."

1400
01:25:55,264 --> 01:25:56,964
"Secret. Adjective.

1401
01:25:56,966 --> 01:25:58,966
Something that is kept
unknown or unseen."

1402
01:25:58,968 --> 01:26:01,268
"Clock. Noun.

1403
01:26:01,270 --> 01:26:03,737
"A mechanical device used
for measuring time.

1404
01:26:03,739 --> 01:26:04,905
"A timepiece.

1405
01:26:04,907 --> 01:26:07,708
A horologe!"

1406
01:26:07,710 --> 01:26:09,543
Wow.

1407
01:26:09,545 --> 01:26:11,645
- He is weird.
- Isn't he, though?

1408
01:26:11,647 --> 01:26:13,847
Locate the secret clock.

1409
01:26:14,917 --> 01:26:17,853
Locate the secret clock!

1410
01:26:19,922 --> 01:26:22,022
Please, Mom and Dad.

1411
01:26:22,024 --> 01:26:25,594
Tell me where the clock is,
please.

1412
01:26:35,738 --> 01:26:37,071
"Under the boiler."

1413
01:26:37,073 --> 01:26:39,875
Lewis, you genius.

1414
01:26:52,054 --> 01:26:53,620
Shall we?

1415
01:27:17,847 --> 01:27:19,749
Trick or treat!

1416
01:27:35,031 --> 01:27:37,698
- Mrs. Zimmerman?
- Hmm?

1417
01:27:37,700 --> 01:27:38,899
What is that?

1418
01:27:41,170 --> 01:27:43,070
Jonathan.

1419
01:27:43,072 --> 01:27:44,938
Open the door.

1420
01:27:44,940 --> 01:27:46,073
Working on it.

1421
01:27:46,075 --> 01:27:48,208
Jonathan.

1422
01:27:50,079 --> 01:27:51,712
Jonathan!

1423
01:27:51,714 --> 01:27:52,813
That's not helping.

1424
01:28:04,927 --> 01:28:05,995
Lewis.

1425
01:28:07,096 --> 01:28:08,929
Crack it open.

1426
01:28:22,711 --> 01:28:27,748
Even in death, so creepy.

1427
01:29:14,029 --> 01:29:16,029
Florence, I really have to pee.

1428
01:29:16,031 --> 01:29:18,000
Not the time, Jonathan.

1429
01:29:47,229 --> 01:29:48,795
Snakespeare!

1430
01:29:48,797 --> 01:29:50,898
- Mrs. Zimmerman!
- Florence!

1431
01:29:50,900 --> 01:29:53,267
Go! Go!

1432
01:29:53,269 --> 01:29:55,903
It's okay. She knows how
to handle Snakespeare.

1433
01:29:55,905 --> 01:29:58,073
Come here. Quickly.

1434
01:29:59,141 --> 01:30:00,176
Isaac!

1435
01:30:01,944 --> 01:30:03,143
Stop!

1436
01:30:08,217 --> 01:30:10,217
Please.

1437
01:30:10,219 --> 01:30:13,820
I taught you everything
you know, Jonathan.

1438
01:30:13,822 --> 01:30:16,225
I didn't teach you
everything I know.

1439
01:30:37,947 --> 01:30:40,149
My darling.

1440
01:30:42,117 --> 01:30:44,851
No!

1441
01:30:55,297 --> 01:30:57,197
Wait there, Lewis.

1442
01:30:57,199 --> 01:30:58,999
- No, I have to come with you.
- No!

1443
01:30:59,001 --> 01:31:00,301
There may be traps.

1444
01:31:00,303 --> 01:31:02,271
I have protection.

1445
01:31:18,153 --> 01:31:19,253
I feel something.

1446
01:31:19,255 --> 01:31:21,188
I got it!

1447
01:31:25,894 --> 01:31:27,830
Uncle Jonathan!

1448
01:31:45,382 --> 01:31:47,382
Uncle Jonathan?

1449
01:31:47,384 --> 01:31:48,982
Uncle Jonathan!

1450
01:31:51,186 --> 01:31:52,387
Shh, shh. It's okay.

1451
01:31:52,389 --> 01:31:54,054
It's okay. It's okay.

1452
01:31:54,056 --> 01:31:55,922
Shh. It's me, Lewis,
your nephew.

1453
01:31:55,924 --> 01:31:57,325
Shh, shh.

1454
01:31:57,327 --> 01:31:58,992
Lewis!

1455
01:31:58,994 --> 01:32:01,194
Come with us to the turret.

1456
01:32:01,196 --> 01:32:03,196
It's a special turret.

1457
01:32:03,198 --> 01:32:04,965
It'll protect us.

1458
01:32:04,967 --> 01:32:06,266
I like you, Lewis.

1459
01:32:06,268 --> 01:32:08,068
I like being your mom.

1460
01:32:08,070 --> 01:32:09,470
Forget about your uncle.

1461
01:32:09,472 --> 01:32:11,104
Soon, he'll be gone.

1462
01:32:11,106 --> 01:32:13,408
Like everyone else.

1463
01:32:13,410 --> 01:32:14,975
Uncle Jonathan?

1464
01:32:14,977 --> 01:32:16,477
Uncle Jonathan!

1465
01:32:23,085 --> 01:32:24,086
Huh?

1466
01:32:25,154 --> 01:32:26,354
Hey. I got you.

1467
01:32:59,489 --> 01:33:01,322
What?

1468
01:33:08,365 --> 01:33:10,433
Mom, Dad, what should I do?

1469
01:33:14,269 --> 01:33:15,703
"Say good-bye."

1470
01:33:15,705 --> 01:33:17,270
Say good-bye? I don't get it!

1471
01:33:17,272 --> 01:33:18,972
What do you mean?

1472
01:33:25,315 --> 01:33:27,147
Okay. Good-bye, guys.

1473
01:33:28,217 --> 01:33:29,486
I love you.

1474
01:33:37,560 --> 01:33:39,259
Look, my darling.

1475
01:33:39,261 --> 01:33:41,061
It's beginning.

1476
01:33:43,232 --> 01:33:46,467
The sands of time are shifting.

1477
01:34:13,396 --> 01:34:15,195
Quickly!

1478
01:34:15,197 --> 01:34:17,498
- Something is wrong.
- What is it?

1479
01:34:17,500 --> 01:34:18,999
Help me.

1480
01:34:22,338 --> 01:34:23,337
No.

1481
01:34:27,410 --> 01:34:29,211
Yes!

1482
01:34:41,591 --> 01:34:45,326
I'm gonna show you
what a little weird can do.

1483
01:35:12,622 --> 01:35:15,288
What?

1484
01:35:23,366 --> 01:35:25,366
Uncle Jonathan.

1485
01:35:25,368 --> 01:35:27,502
I'm back.

1486
01:35:27,504 --> 01:35:29,169
You did it.

1487
01:35:29,171 --> 01:35:32,138
You stopped the clock!

1488
01:35:32,140 --> 01:35:35,108
Do not tell Florence
about the baby body.

1489
01:35:35,110 --> 01:35:36,611
She'll never let me
live it down.

1490
01:35:36,613 --> 01:35:38,579
- I won't.
- You promise?

1491
01:35:38,581 --> 01:35:39,647
I swear.

1492
01:35:39,649 --> 01:35:41,516
- No baby body.
- Warlock secret?

1493
01:35:41,518 --> 01:35:43,384
Never happened.

1494
01:35:43,386 --> 01:35:44,585
You're the best.

1495
01:35:44,587 --> 01:35:46,320
You did it.

1496
01:35:46,322 --> 01:35:48,090
Toss me my trousers.

1497
01:35:50,493 --> 01:35:52,225
Not a word to Florence.
I'm serious.

1498
01:35:52,227 --> 01:35:54,160
Well, well, well.

1499
01:35:54,162 --> 01:35:56,263
Look what the cat threw up.

1500
01:36:00,135 --> 01:36:01,502
Whew!

1501
01:36:01,504 --> 01:36:03,203
Oh, you fixed Snakespeare!

1502
01:36:03,205 --> 01:36:05,238
Well, you stopped the clock?

1503
01:36:05,240 --> 01:36:07,207
Nah, I just wet my pants.

1504
01:36:07,209 --> 01:36:08,476
Literally.

1505
01:36:08,478 --> 01:36:10,645
Lewis stopped the clock.

1506
01:36:10,647 --> 01:36:12,713
Lewis.

1507
01:36:12,715 --> 01:36:15,451
You are indomitable.

1508
01:36:18,354 --> 01:36:19,556
Mrs. Zimmerman...

1509
01:36:21,324 --> 01:36:23,189
I'm sorry you lost your family.

1510
01:36:23,191 --> 01:36:25,495
I'm sorry you lost yours.

1511
01:36:27,330 --> 01:36:30,165
But maybe, would you want to be
a black swan with us?

1512
01:36:36,171 --> 01:36:37,705
Can I be a purple one?

1513
01:36:37,707 --> 01:36:39,540
Deal.

1514
01:36:39,542 --> 01:36:42,345
I would like that very much.

1515
01:36:50,587 --> 01:36:52,620
I don't want
the creepy little runt.

1516
01:36:52,622 --> 01:36:54,322
Think I want him?

1517
01:36:54,324 --> 01:36:55,656
You know what, fellas?

1518
01:36:55,658 --> 01:36:58,361
I don't really want to play
anyways.

1519
01:36:59,495 --> 01:37:00,695
Ball to the face

1520
01:37:00,697 --> 01:37:02,498
at a very high-speed pace.

1521
01:37:04,934 --> 01:37:06,634
What?!

1522
01:37:09,339 --> 01:37:10,404
Lucky shot.

1523
01:37:10,406 --> 01:37:12,340
We want Lewis on our team.

1524
01:37:12,342 --> 01:37:14,240
- No, we want him.
- No!

1525
01:37:23,519 --> 01:37:24,785
Rose Rita, right?

1526
01:37:24,787 --> 01:37:26,252
Mm-hmm.

1527
01:37:26,254 --> 01:37:27,955
Can I see your bug book?

1528
01:37:27,957 --> 01:37:29,657
I've seen you
with your dictionary.

1529
01:37:29,659 --> 01:37:32,326
You know the word is "insect."

1530
01:37:32,328 --> 01:37:34,162
But sure.

1531
01:37:38,768 --> 01:37:40,534
Wow.

1532
01:37:40,536 --> 01:37:42,202
You drew these?

1533
01:37:42,204 --> 01:37:43,439
These are really good.

1534
01:37:46,476 --> 01:37:48,476
You look like an insect.

1535
01:37:48,478 --> 01:37:50,580
I mean that as
the highest compliment.

1536
01:37:53,683 --> 01:37:55,451
That's how I take it.

1537
01:38:02,290 --> 01:38:04,257
- Bye.
- Bye.

1538
01:38:04,259 --> 01:38:05,493
Who was that?

1539
01:38:05,495 --> 01:38:07,395
Rose Rita Pottinger.
She's a friend.

1540
01:38:07,397 --> 01:38:08,562
She is?

1541
01:38:08,564 --> 01:38:10,431
- Is it kissy-faced?
- No, platonic.

1542
01:38:10,433 --> 01:38:13,434
Look at him playing it cool...
James Dean all of a sudden.

1543
01:38:17,540 --> 01:38:19,507
Uncle Jonathan, punch it.

1544
01:38:19,509 --> 01:38:21,509
Let's see
what this baby can do.

1545
01:38:35,257 --> 01:38:36,757
- Hi! We're home!
- Oh!

1546
01:38:39,696 --> 01:38:41,429
- You ready?
- Oh, yeah.

1547
01:38:41,431 --> 01:38:43,664
Stay.

1548
01:38:43,666 --> 01:38:46,333
You know, Jonathan,
you drive like an old grandma.

1549
01:38:46,335 --> 01:38:47,768
Oh, that's funny.
You look like one.

1550
01:38:47,770 --> 01:38:50,471
Guys, stop.
You're both super old.

1551
01:38:50,473 --> 01:38:52,272
Nice one, Lewis.

1552
01:38:52,274 --> 01:38:53,710
Gold star.

1553
01:38:59,882 --> 01:39:01,682
Bad kitty!

1554
01:39:01,684 --> 01:39:03,551
Use the litter box!

1555
01:44:49,700 --> 01:44:54,700
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