Spoit Hate Copypasta

I genuinely hated Spoit before this. I’m happy that I finally have something to hate him publicly for. I hate the way that he plays and creates content and what his influence does to the community, I hate his weird accent that just ends up sounding like a cartoon nerd mixed with a British teenager mixed with a discord moderator talking to their kitten, I hate the way that he wears the same type of sweat absorbing esports compression shirt, that doesn’t compress any muscle because he doesn’t have any, every single day and in every single video, I hate the fact that he’s genuinely built like a WW2 POW that the Japanese took in Indonesia and forced to run the train lines, I hate the toxic behaviour he exhibits and how terrible he is as a role model, despite the popularity he has as a creator and pro league money that gives him access to resources that could help him to be a good role model, I hate his lack of insight ever in his life, I hate his success, I hate how much money he has, I hate the way he carries himself as the “#1 siege player” despite the fact that Beaulo is 110% better than him and prime Kixstar would wash him.

I am praying 24/7, 365 days, on Spoit’s downfall. I attend church and recruit pastors to join my cause, then go to a mosque and ask the same thing of the religious experts there. I attend Jewish service and ask rabbis to provide me with the goat sacrifice method, just to appease God so He can smite Spoit down where he stands if he ever goes outside (obviously a tall order). I called up FriendlyJordies to see if he could get me in contact with the firebomber that burned his house, just so I can fly him to Spoit’s residence and watch in eternal joy and whimsy as he gets turned into ashes. I pay off mafia members to tip the leader of the gang that Spoit’s team loses everything and say that their source was his teammate, just in hopes that he wins and the mafia boss gets pissed off enough that he kidnaps Spoit and breaks his elbows with a lead pipe.

TLDR Spoit is a bitch