Script: Thesea and the Minotaur

Thesea and the Minotaur
by Smutomancer
Rule 63 Theseus has a very different method for dealing with pesky, labyrinth-dwelling minotaurs.


(pronunciation note: *hetairai: http://www.howjsay.com/index.php?word=hetairai&submit=Submit  the hetairai were high classed prostitutes in Ancient Greece. They were independent and allowed to own property.)

Let's see, it was left, right, left, left, straight, right, left, straight, left, left, straight, right. That means I should I should find him right through here.
Ah, speak of the devil. Sleeping like a baby.
Woe, bit smelly. Would it have hurt Daedalus to put a bath or two in this thing?
Awww, he's kicking. Chasing someone down in your sleep, big guy?
You know, for a giant, muscly mass of man-eating terror, you're kinda... cute.

Well, no sense putting it off. Let's see what you've got hidden under that tabbard.
Woah-oh-oh! Inherited this bad boy from your daddy, didn't you?  Hades, I may need to rethink my plan a bit.
Let me just... man, even flaccid it's hard to get a grip.  This thing is massive!
[tentative lick]
Hmm... a bit salty. Can't quite fit you in my mouth, but maybe I can-
[loosens her toga/robe/whatever]
Now, just place you between these and let's see what we can do!
[some rubbing sound]
Hot damn, you're a grower, too?  I know some *hetairai that would flip over this thing!
[tentative sucking sound]
[as though mouth is almost full] You know, it's, it's actually not -that- bad.
Oh? Finally up?
[amused chuckle]
Settle down, fella. You want this wake-up to last you better settle right back down.
I said settle down!
You asked for it, mister!
[biting sound]
[as though mouth is full] Thee whu I mee? (see what I mean?) 'Ow, oo the'ew 'own! (Now, you settle down!)
That's a good boy! Now, stay a good boy and you'll get a reward.
[intimate rubbing]
[amused chuckle] See? Isn't this better?
[sing-song] Up and down, up and down, up and down and
[licking sound]
[continued sexy sounds[
[happy chuckle] Oh, wow! Gods be good, have you been saving up or are you always this [chuckle] potent?

And look at that! Your spear is still ready and rearin' to go!
Let's see if I can-
What in the...
Are, are you... blushing?
Oh my gods, that is priceless!  How does a cow even even DO that?
[playful laugh]
Oh, come now. I'm sure you've been called worse than that, big guy.
I know I have.
[move to straddle him]
Slut
[wet fapping]
whore, bitch, cock-tease, cocksucker, termagant, skank
[giggle]
And I earned every- single- one-
Wanna see me prove it?

By the titans! Look at that! Ha!
You like the dirty talk, don't you big guy?
Even more than last time, too. Holy shit.

I am so taking you home.