Is there something wrong with going after Zuikaku[untypeset]

Is there something wrong with going after Zuikaku in the Naval District?
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>Zuikaku senpai!
>I like you!
>[I said it....I finally said it...]
>[But I can't suppress this feeling anymore...this desire....!]
>Thanks!
>I feel blessed to be praised by my cute kouhai.
>Arehhh/ehhhhhhh
>It's not like that, Senpai!  I don't mean like in terms of our relationship as Senpai and kouhai....!
>Ahh, good point.  On the battlefield we're just comrades...not senpai and kouhai.
>That's not it----!!
>Sorry, it's time for exercises/PvP.
>Ehh--.....
>Hmhmhm....so naive.
>THat sound is...!

>Possessing the mighty 46 top slot, the guardian diety of the carriers!....!
 >Kaga-senpai!
 >Her sister's unfortunate decoy, the Dyson with a certain Unlucky allure...!
>Shoukaku-senpai
>Let's meet later at the Naval District's back door.
>Could it be that you senpai also like Zuikaku-senpai....
>Your instincts are impressive.
>Also, welcome to the club.
>The club....?!
>Zuikaku is really, really, really, really dense...!
>I have already found this out just now--!!
>Until now, we have repeatedly tried to show our affections to Zuikaku in various ways...
>But she has yet to notice even once...
>I feel as if your situation is mostly because of your mouth.

>Maah/Well, if my level was high enough
>I could naturally hug her or take baths with her.  It'd be the best.
>Your naivete is even sweeter than Mamiya-san's sweets.  Mutual friction, mutual assistance, these actions of mutual growth and reciprocation
>are the vital building blocks to establishing a deeper and enduring bond, no?
>Compared to us, Katsuargi's just been designated as a Kouhai.
>Compared to us, Katsuragi, you still have a very very long road ahead.
>Uguu....
 >...Ah
>Ah?
>Well....although it's nothing huge...I....
>got from her....
>a headrub.

>[A headrub--?!]
>As a Senpai and an elder sister....this is a sweet experience I could never experience....!
>So envious! I'm so envious.........!
>Maah/Well...given the situation, I don't really mind if a new competitor appears. >DIdn't i tell you, white-hair from the 5thCarDiv...?
 >Huuh?
>When it comes down to it, the conditions of battle can change in an instant.  Overconfidence will lead to destruction....!
 >How about this?

>Given that our situation is the same, shall we call a ceasefire....?
>Indeed, I was just thinking the same thing....
>the goal is....
>of course, that would be
 >[with Zuikaku...]
>[doing that kind of thing!]
>Oy oy, that picture!
>We'll show you
>[the true power of us standard carriers...!]

>Whew....drills sure were tiring.
>Thanks for your work there, Zuikaku.
>Shoukaku-nee!
 >Are you tired?  Do you want some tea?
>Thanks!  My throat's a desert right now!
 >What the hell....
 >[For Zuikaku to grow to be such a straightforwards child....I, your sister, am overjoyed.]
 >Now's the moment...Kaga!

>Physical assault?!
>[You were just a twerp fond of butting heads with me at first. But seeing you grow everyday]
>[my feelings have been shaken...!]
>[You are now an existence without which the fleet could not survive...!]
>[And within that unfortunate, flat, inconcievably-carrier-level body of yours lies potential...!]
 >[And it is all mine...!]
>[I will not give you]
>[to anyone else!]
 >Ah, a hundred yen.

>Ah, someone littered.
>Owowow, I'm so stiff.
>What good weather.
>Ahh....wait a minute....
>W...what?!
>Hang on, don't move for a sec.
>[This situation...don't tell me!]

>You've got Bauxite
>in your hair.
>[reality]
>Kaga senpaiiiiiiiii!!!
>Shou....SHoukaku-senpai!  Kaga-senpai, she....
>She became the decoy!

>Really now...what happened?
>You guys weren't even in the fleet exercise and yet both of you are medium damaged....
>Given, Shoukaku-nee's always been like that...but for you to be chuuha'd too, what the hell happened....
>Maah/well.... maah maah/ well well.....
 >Zuikaku-senpai didn't even notice....
>Even the senpai have admitted their loss....
>they haven't?!
 >What good fortune is this...!
>Right now, a completely naked Zuikaku is right in front of us.
>I'm ready for battle...!
>I won't let this chance get away like this...!
>No repentance at all...!

>[If we can just make it real!]
>[If this is the case, I guess I'll just go along!]
>[That's so lowbrowwwww!]
>[At this moment, something amazing happened.]
>[Zuikaku just happened to step on a weak spot in the ground]
>[sending a shock wave]
>[that just happened to awaken a water source underneath the dockyard.]
 >[and so...!]

>The blast of water that came out just happened to strike Kaga and Shoukaku!
>[Is this real life...]
>Was there just a really loud sound?
>Ehh...well....
>Harming Zuikaku is impossible.
>Speaking of which, where's Shoukaku-nee and Kaga?
>Katsuragi has already come to understand this fact.

[Postface]
>[long time no see, everyone, I'm (Ren kon an?)! Due to various circumstances, I haven't released a kancolle doujin for a while. This time around I just managed to scrounge up the time for this.  I'll also be stumbling into C88, so this doujin is notably thin, I wonder how you feel about that?]
>[Thankfully, my booth in C88 will be against a wall.  I have to do my best and create a fun doujin with Ikazuchi as the MC.  But for that I'll really need to step up the pace.  Recently I've just been doing what I like.]
>[but well, the next time wil lbe C88!  As of now it should be a Ikazuchi doujin, and also one of my recent obsession, Granblue Fantasy's Kariostro!  Let's go!]
>[Also I have to watch out not to get consumed by squid ink...!]