azure/molly rp: john/slobska 1, movie night

azureangelic: you are now imagining john visiting vriska on a warm night and being engulfed in her sweaty bare flab as she hugs him into her bosom
lobster: oh
lobster: i am very ok with this
azureangelic: you're welcome
azureangelic: i was thinking more late night as slobskas house
azureangelic: maybe its just my personal preferences but i kind of see slobby!vriska as being more like
azureangelic: not super megafats
azureangelic: just enough to actually be considered fats
azureangelic: just like
azureangelic: vriska lying around at night watching tv
azureangelic: in a bra and too-tight jeans
azureangelic: no air conditioner working so she's all hot and sweaty
azureangelic: just letting her flabby rolls hang freely
azureangelic: guzzling milk from the carton
azureangelic: john comes over to vriskas and she doesnt even bother getting cleaned up
azureangelic: she hugs him and he just gets smushed into her rolls
azureangelic: they sit on the couch together and vriska just lazily drapes one fat arm over john
azureangelic: just leaning on him watching tv together
azureangelic: maybe they order pizza and they're sitting eating together
azureangelic: vriska just dripping cheese and grease onto her bare chest
azureangelic: belching lazily during commerical breaks
lobster: YES.....
lobster: vriska is the type to not care if she looks like a slob while eating out or getting pizza or something by how much she eats
azureangelic: and john doesnt mind because they're being brorails
lobster: yesss and he totes has a why boner
azureangelic: he thinks its because vriska is clammy and rugged looking like a fat female nic cage with tits
lobster: and she just stuffs herself silly until she's all bloated and leans back onto the couch and belches freely and john is like aw yis
lobster: hahahaha
azureangelic: she lies back on the couch and complains to john about how her bra is itchy
azureangelic: and suddenly john realizes THIS IS HIS CHANCE TO TOUCH A BOOB
lobster: OMG
azureangelic: and he just
azureangelic: leaaaans over
azureangelic: and slips and falls headfirst into her clevage
lobster: and the impact makes her release a deep burp and john has no idea what to think with his face full of boob
azureangelic: vriska just tussles his hair and sardonically asks if he's comfortable
azureangelic: but makes no motion whatsoever to actually move him
azureangelic: and that was the night john egbert discovers titty pillows
lobster: heehehee
lobster: also vriska licks her fingers really noisily
azureangelic: at one point john gets away with licking stray crumbs from her cleavage
azureangelic: and they're just watching nic cage movies together
azureangelic: "woooooooow, his hair is really messy in this scene! ::::o"
azureangelic: "yeah, like yours hehe"
azureangelic: "i could totally be nic cage if i wanted to!"
azureangelic: "i just need to find a wifebeater that fits ::::("
azureangelic: (she has at least eight wifebeaters upstairs of steadily increasing sizes, each stained with food and stretched to uselessness)
azureangelic: (john totally thinks its romantic)
lobster: hahaha oh gosh
azureangelic: they would totally wear matching dirty wifebeaters during nic cage moviethons
azureangelic: except vriska has toomuch belly to fit into one
azureangelic: so she settles for a white bra that usually ends up various shades of red and orange after the pizza arrives
lobster: she just shoves all she can into her mouth and wipes the grease on her bra and the couch
lobster: and smacks her lips and licks her fingers
lobster: and john is like
lobster: hehe are you enjoying yourself? and he doesn't even care that he's getting a boner from this now
azureangelic: of course not
azureangelic: dave said this was totally normal for manly bros like nic cage to do
azureangelic: and dave is an extremely reliable source of information at all times
lobster: yes obviously
lobster: eventually vriska catches on and is like w8 don't you humans think this is gross?
azureangelic: john is just
azureangelic: y.......ma.......ybe?
lobster: haha
lobster: she'd like get to him somehow and try to get him to confess that he liked it
lobster: and you john, what do you personally think? and burps right in his face
lobster: he he he
azureangelic: john tries to play it cool
azureangelic: and vriska just slowly leans closer to him
azureangelic: closer and closer
azureangelic: and closer
azureangelic: until she's literally on top of john
azureangelic: with his head in her belly
azureangelic: and she just looks down and boner
lobster: yessss
lobster: and he has no idea what to say
lobster: and john is like
lobster: you got me
azureangelic: vriska eventually realizes john does not have belly-penetrating x-ray vision and gets off him so he can see nic cage jump out of the helicopter or whatever nic cage does
azureangelic: john is very very hot at this point
azureangelic: in fact the entire room is exceedingly humid
lobster: and she's like come on john, don't 8e shy!!!!!!!!
lobster: and leans in toward him
lobster: and he is like
lobster: omg what do
azureangelic: vriska grabs him by the collar and shoves his face into her gut and gives him a noogie
lobster: and he presses his face into her belly and squeezes it and his breathing gets a little heavy
lobster: and there's still some pizza left so she tries to get to him
azureangelic: john reaches over and grabs a piece of leftover pizza
azureangelic: holds it gently up to her face
azureangelic: she gives him this "wtf" look
azureangelic: he shrugs and rams it into her mouth
azureangelic: vriska gives him a thumbs up through a mouthful of sloppy cheese
lobster: and the pizza sauce is dripping all over her chest
lobster: and she's chewing with her mouth open all noisily
lobster: takes the rest and crams in as much as she can, strings of cheese hanging out of her mouth
azureangelic: john literally has a piece of pizza in each hand and hes literally pushing it into her mouth
azureangelic: and shes got sauce and cheese strings and little bits of drool dribbling out
azureangelic: and shes swallowing it as fast as her and john can replace it
lobster: and he's getting off so hard on this and she's eating it as sloppily as she can just to please him, smacking her lips when she gets the chance and slurps all the grease around her mouth
azureangelic: and she reaches down to rub her increasingly full belly and leaves a big handshaped sauce stain on it
azureangelic: by the time the last piece is gone she's just a complete mess of grease and cheese and sauce
azureangelic: full to bursting and just panting for air since she was so busy stuffing her face she kind of forgot to breath properly
lobster: and john is just staring at her not knowing what to do next and practically shaking from being so horny and once she remembers how to breathe she brings him up to her face, patting her belly a few times before releasing a hot, deep rumbling burp in his face that lasts at least a few seconds that ends with just a soft moan
lobster: and john is like
lobster: i need to fuck her right this second holy shit
azureangelic: john would never admit it to anybody but when the belch ended he was pretty sure he either came in his pants a little or peed a bit
lobster: yes yes yes
lobster: and she's like
lobster: how'd you like that, john?
lobster: and he's just stuttering and mumbling
azureangelic: and trying to find the clasp on his pants
lobster: and while she waits she's licking her fingers noisily and making loud slurping noises, and hiccuping and releasing softer belches, and is grinning at how frustrated his is as he tries to get his pants the fuck off already
azureangelic: he finally gets his pants and underwear off and turns to vriska
azureangelic: and vriska just leans back a bit and gives him a sultry look
azureangelic: tells him she's ~far~ too full to get her pants off herself and smacking her gut for emphasis
azureangelic: and john just flies straight for her waistband and starts peeling her jeans off
azureangelic: barely able to keep his hands steady
azureangelic: and the fact that his knuckles keep brushing the underside of her gut is not helping
azureangelic: he finally peels her jeans off her sweaty thighs and looks down and
azureangelic: oh she isnt wearing underwear
azureangelic: vriska just grins at him
lobster: and her whole belly seems to expand outwards and she sighs with relief and grins deviously, patting her belly which is a bit sweaty and covered in grease
lobster: john is still shaking and mumbling
lobster: well, what are you w8ing for?
azureangelic: vriska leans onto her back on the couch
azureangelic: spreads her legs with her belly sticking straight up and looks john in the eye
azureangelic: "weeeeeeeell? i'm much too f8t to be doing all of the physical work, aren't -burrrraap- i, john? :::;D"
azureangelic: john can literally feel sparks and smoke coming from his brain
lobster: "y-yeah i..." and he leans in, trying to steady himself and gazing at her body, finally managing to calm down enough to ease into her, pushing into her fully without hesitation, her walls nearly immediately ensnaring his entire throbbing shaft and he grabs onto her lovehandles tightly
lobster: and he's holding his breath not even knowing what to do
azureangelic: he tries to start off slowly but he's so hot and wet and her hands are gripping her rolls and sliding from the sauce and sweat and he starts thusting harder
azureangelic: every time he pushes in it shove sher entire belly forward
azureangelic: and vriska is at least trying to sound sexy to encourage him but all the rapid movement is making her gas flare up again
azureangelic: and it just comes out as "ahh, john, jo-rrrrp! y-yes, faster, yes, i-braaaap- oooh, john, yessssssss-"
azureangelic: john speeds up and vriska's entire body is slick with sweat and grease and she keeps belching rhythmatically, mouth dangling open in ectasy and droplets of spittle falling onto her neck fat
lobster: and john is grunting and whining, the curt belches she releases every time he slams into her encouraging him greatly, and his eyes are closed and hear soaked with sweat, driving his hips forward and back and going faster each time and her body is wobbling and shaking and dripping with grease and sweat
lobster: and then he finds a position comfortable enough to lean down and kiss her sloppily and tastes all the crumbs and grease and slight hint of pizza on her lips, and without warning he thrusts into her hard enough to dislodge another gassy, gurgling burp in his face, smelling of pizza and fogging up his glasses for a moment and holy fuck he was sure he was in heaven
lobster: nic cage had never been more ignored
azureangelic: and finally john just rams her with all of his energy and vriska orgasms, and she lets out a scream of sheer ectasy that starts off highish-pitched but tapers into a single, drawn-out and slobbery belch
azureangelic: and john gives a cry of sheer bliss and just collapses onto her sweaty flab, and blows his load into her as her burp slowly dies down into a moan
azureangelic: he just lies there, both of them covered in sweat, gasping for air and smiling dreamily as he listens to her stomach bubble and churn
azureangelic: and vriska is so utterly spent she just lolls her head off the arm of the couch, occasionally letting quiet and drawn-out belches free
azureangelic: they fall asleep nude on the couch, drenched in sweat, john using vriska as an aftersex pillow and vriska snoring open-mouthed as nic cage is completely forgotton
lobster: this was the hottest thing ever
azureangelic: the next afternoon, dave asks john if he touched a boob the previous night
azureangelic: the look john gives dave instantly fills his prankster's gambit
lobster: yeah, you could say that.
lobster: //winku
azureangelic: before he can explain vriska calls him on her cell phone
azureangelic: tells him after he left she fell asleep again
azureangelic: and that she hasn't bothered showering until john's there to help clean all the grease and sweat and sauce from her rolls :::;)
lobster: and john is like no boner not in public
azureangelic: john eventually does get her cleaned up
azureangelic: in time for them to make a total mess of her again that night
azureangelic: and thus begins the fabled egbert-serket cycle
azureangelic: the end~ <3
lobster: yes......yes perf
lobster: one last thing
lobster: vriska's signal for sex sometimes is she walks up to him and burps in his face and the look on his face never changes and it's priceless
azureangelic: she probably has a photo album
azureangelic: literally titled john egbert post-belch reaction images
lobster: hahahaha
lobster: it's all the same thing
azureangelic: even the one at disneyworld when vriska burped as they passed the camera on the roller coaster