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(DITF) BULLYANON CRASHES EPISODE 18

Aug 22nd, 2018
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  1. >every P13 member is busy trying to make the best wedding possible for the two lovebirds
  2. >hiro and 02 talking and dancing around the garden
  3. >futoshi trying to learn the words to say
  4. >ikuno, ichigo and 02 helping the bride to be
  5. >goro and mitsuru making the rings
  6. >miku and zorome going retard with some bells
  7. >meanwhile
  8. >somewhere on the edge of the huge dome where mistleteinn is placed
  9. >ground is moving
  10. > a huge, muscly arm pierces the earth, a hulking figure comes out from grass and mud, like a zombie
  11. >no one noticed it
  12. >the hulking figure is now standing up, covered in earth and leaves
  13. >lake
  14. >completely empty, everyone is busy helping with the wedding
  15. >huge hulking figure slowly sinks itself under the water
  16. >without earth and leaves, he's now ready to dress
  17. >opens a big fucking suitcase
  18. >some clothes, nothing more
  19. >bullyposter is now ready to make his majestic entrance
  20. >huge noise
  21. >APE army moving
  22. >9's leading the troops
  23. >alpha notices a hulking figure waiting at the entrance of the mistleteinn house
  24. >he recognizes his shirt and girth
  25. >he suddenly orders the troop to retire
  26. >bullyposter can be a nice diplomatic asset himself
  27. >alpha knows that bullyposter likes his prey untouched
  28. >and he knows he can be very persuasive, in his way
  29. >you enter the house
  30. >completely empty
  31. >they are celebrating outside
  32. >you eavesdrop, waiting for the right moment
  33. >you hear futoshi's strangely painful voice reciting the final words
  34. >you decide to crash the wedding
  35. >wedding is interrupted by huge *thud* near a wall
  36. >everyone stops, and turns behind
  37. >*thud*
  38. >*thud*
  39. >*THUD*
  40. >*THUD*
  41. >*CRASH*
  42. >a huge leg is now sticking out of a wooden wall
  43. >a laugh is heard from the hole this mysterious figure just made
  44. >huge scream
  45. >*WOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHH*
  46. >Hiro and 02 understood what is happening
  47. >"RUN" Hiro screams "RUN NOW, EVERYONE"
  48. >as he screams, 02 tries to handhold Mitsuru and Kokoro away
  49. >"RUN! INTO THE WOODS! SPLIT UP! HIDE! HURRY!"
  50. >Mitsuru rushes near Hiro, asks what's happening,
  51. >Hiro telling they don't have time, they must run away
  52. >*CRASH*
  53. >wooden wall is now completely destroyed
  54. >bullyposter makes his entrance
  55. >this starts playing
  56. >https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I9ZNzCcPx5Y
  57. >bullyposter is now walking through the chairs, trying to catch some parasite
  58. >Zorome an Miku are the first ones to run away in the woods
  59. >futoshi staying behind, tries to help Mitsukoko as a distraction
  60. >Ikuno, Ichigo, Goro and Hiro are trying to escort them out
  61. >02 throwing some chairs at you
  62. >you manage to grab futoshi by an arm
  63. >you pick him up and throw him away
  64. >he crashes on some chairs, fainting
  65. >02 is getting closer, she starts kicking you on the ankles and ribs
  66. >she's fast, so you can't catch her or hit her
  67. >you growl and roar as your frustration builds up, trying to hit her to no avail
  68. >you decide to move your focus on Hiro
  69. >as he shouts orders to his peers
  70. >you manage to wrap your left arm around his neck
  71. >02 stops, she knows what you want to do with him
  72. >as she's pure anger because of darling being in peril, you blast her, stamping your foot on her face, propelling her on the door
  73. >you turn your back, everyone managed to get away except for futoshi, spilling blood between some chairs, 02 knocked out and Hiro on your arms
  74. >you decide to incapacitate Hiro, so that he can't escape
  75. >you throw him on the floor
  76. >as he tries to talk you interrupt him
  77. >"yeah, i know hiro, you were going to say something incredibly deep about what should i do, but i'm in a hurry"
  78. >as you're talking, you stomp his right foot until you hear a loud crack
  79. >he doesn't even scream, he instantly passed out
  80. >02 screaming and attacking you, she's pure rage
  81. >she manages to hit you on your face, clawing out your right eye
  82. >a beast like cry is heard in all the mistleteinn, as you push your hands on your blood covered face
  83. >you are pure rage now
  84. >you charge 02 head on
  85. >she manages to dodge you
  86. >like a rhino, you charge through your target, crashing on mistleteinn
  87. >the old house is now crumbling
  88. >you manage to get away
  89. >you see 02 trying to pick up Hiro
  90. >"OH NO YOU DON'T"
  91. >you manage to grab her leg
  92. >you squeeze your hand like you never squeezed before
  93. >as you grabbed her by her leg, you start swinging her around, letting her crash on the chairs and the altar
  94. >you start laughing, the only one that could've been some kind of problem was KO
  95. >you notice that Hiro is still unconscious
  96. >but you notice some kind of glow on his forehead
  97. >what the hell is that
  98. >you inspect him
  99. >suddenly hiro, faking unconsciousness, attacks you, biting your forearm like a wild beast
  100. >you slap him hard
  101. >he has the same signs that 02 has in her eyes
  102. >he became a monster like that girl
  103. >he starts roaring at you
  104. >they are both in their feet, looking at you menacingly
  105. >you are mildly concerned
  106. >you start cracking your knuckles
  107. >they start attacking you
  108. >Hiro digging your neck with his fangs
  109. >02 trying to gut you
  110. >you manage to stop Hiro, as he hisses you punch him on his face
  111. >you try to hit 02 too, but she's too fast for you sluggish hits
  112. >you had it enough of this dino jumping
  113. >you grab Hiro, start punching him like a gorilla
  114. >you punch him on the ground so hard that you pushed down the ground around him
  115. >02 on your back, she's ripping your back with her claws
  116. >you manage to hit her on the shoulder with a chop, and give her a series of headbutts, grabbing her head, her horns cracked a bit
  117. >you are now scared as you see their wounds healing back
  118. >you contemplate on your options
  119. >you can decide to fight them again, but them healing themselves is a problem
  120. >you decide for PLAN B
  121. >you scream at the top of your lungs
  122. >"MOVE YOU IDIOTS! ATTACK!"
  123. >9'S and a small group of soldier show up from the doors
  124. >you point your finger at the dino couple
  125. >soldiers start moving around them
  126. >the 9's trying to fight them
  127. >they could hold the fight for a bit
  128. >you move further, talking with alpha
  129. >"You and your group think about that couple of rabid animals, i'll search the others. I WANT BOTH OF THEM ALIVE. Don't disappoint me blondie, or you and your multicolored group of friends will have some problems with me later."
  130. >It's p13 season for you
  131. >after some minutes, you easily find some blood and some pieces of white clothes leading through a path down in the woods
  132. >"Bingo"
  133. >you start singing the wedding march as you get more and more excited for your hunt
  134. >there's a tiny series of tool sheds near mistleteinn
  135. >full of gardening tools, sacks, and so on
  136. >you start exploring this part
  137. >you hear someone crying, coming inside a tiny box
  138. >you open it slowly,
  139. >miku and zorome were hiding together
  140. >miku was in tears, zorome trying to calm her
  141. >they don't even care about you, they are just hugging each other and shaking
  142. >2 lonely desperate pups
  143. >they are in complete shock, too scared to do anything else
  144. >you decide to pick up Miku like picking a kitten by the scruff of the neck
  145. >she just grasps for zorome, bawling like a newborn
  146. >you try to calm both of them down
  147. >you just tell them that you're gonna kill them here and now if they don't tell you where the rest of the group is
  148. >"t-the lake.... the lake...." she mutters miku while sobbing
  149. >you drop her and start marching there
  150. >meanwhile at the lake
  151. >Ichigo and Ikuno are tending to Kokoro's injured leg
  152. >she did it while running away with Mitsuru
  153. >meanwhile the latter and Goro are talking about what's to be done
  154. >they ask themselves where futoshi is
  155. >Goro tell the others that he tried to stop bullyposter to no avail to buy some time
  156. >goro saw how futoshi has been lifted and crushed on a wall without mercy
  157. >they can't figure out what to do
  158. >Ichigo proposes to talk with the invading 9's, so that some damage can be averted
  159. >Mitsuru just clench his fists and teeth in frustration
  160. >they all decide to do so
  161. >meanwhile Kokoro is resting her feet on the water
  162. >suddenly water is moving
  163. >something is moving closer
  164. >they stand up, don't know where bullyposter is coming from
  165. >suddenly
  166. >*SPLASH*
  167. >bullyposter makes his entrance surfacing out of the water
  168. >they are terrified
  169. >you tell them you heard everything about their plan
  170. >you are happy they decided to surrender themselves to the situation
  171. >you escort them back to their home
  172. >everyone is now at the yard near the old house
  173. >P13 at their knees
  174. >you see some soldiers dragging some corpses somewhere
  175. >Hiro and 02 did a number on some soldiers, Gamma, Beta, and the triplets
  176. >Alpha and Delta are slightly wounded
  177. >Epsilon is in a near death situation
  178. >"oh well..."
  179. >Hiro and 02 are now tied up, with the P13
  180. >what to do now
  181. >what to do what to do
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