how to tie a noose

#include <iostream>
using namespace std;

int main()
{
	int dog = 0;
	int cat = 0;
	if (dog && cat)
		cout<<"you have a dog and a cat"<<endl;
	if (dog || cat)
		cout<<"you have either a dog or a cat"<<endl;
	else
		cout<<"you aint got shit nigga"<<endl;

	return 0;

}