Episode 32

Episode 32) Ghost Wars Part 2 Night of the Villains:

	Welcome back my homies to another exciting episode of Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles tonight Raph will not be joining us unfortunately but for what reason he would not say! All we know is that working on some type of Top Secret Project but what could it be? Hoyl thinks he is secretly hold up in some type of Resident Evil Lair engineering his army of mutants and zombies to take over the world, or he could be doing something for Resident Roleplay that also makes sense I guess…

	Anyways last time on Faction Chronicles Docs has placed a Doctopian War Blimp above Loryn’s Mafia Casa this does not bode well for Loryn, he must do something to neutralize the Doctopian War Blimp this is a National disgrace but he also needs to consider retaliation against my Son but how will he do it?

	While working on his Mansion Loryn decided to take a visit to my Son after traveling the vast distance he lands in the middle of Doc’s Lair but Lorny was not alone for Kori the Cat Girl himself was there he was on top of a coal tower, looking up Lorny was amazed that was no Battle Station that was a circular moon! As Lorny stared Kori was taking down the coal tower downtown by demolishing it, reaching the ground Kori was impressed with the pickaxe Doc’s gave him.

	Far away hidden in a mountain is a miniature fortress surrounding it are bluish phantoms that flicker in the darkness above them the full moon shines it’s light on the mountain face, inside the multilevel fortress Raph is tied to a table he slowly rouses from his sleep his head pounding he looks up there a bunch of lights his vision was blurred but they quickly go back to normal he looks around he notices the straps he tries to break free but his body won’t move. He tries to speak but he is also gagged looking around he notices an IV needle in his arm but he soon hears someone laughing it sounded distorted. He turned his head to the source of the sound and there it was a figure standing in the doorway the person wore a black and grey cloak the being walked up and began to fiddle with its gauntlet, to the left next of it a table appeared the being took off its helmet her long blond hair flowing over her shoulders she placed the helmet on the table, she glanced at him and smiled she walked up to him asking if he was comfortable she laughed once more sitting on a chair her smile quickly left she took a scalpel and stabbed him in the gut he moaned in pain, she asked him if he recognized her…

	Back at Loryn’s Mansion Lorny had begun to take down Doc’s Statue this saddens Hoyl it was a good statue it perfectly captured his Son plus it was cool, but as Lorny was tearing down the Statue Members of the Church of the Mankini appeared seeing the Statue of the Prophet being desecrated enraged them the two loyal Zombies charged Loryn one of them picked up a piece of the statue to use as a weapon! Seeing this Loryn was aghast with horror! He quickly jumped down and engaged the two after slaying them he went back to work destroying the remains of the once great Statue, far away in the Far East the Far East Yakuza had finished repairing the basics foundations of the Pagoda about 2 weeks ago there was a terrorist attack by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas sworn enemies of the Yakuza thanks to the humanitarian effort of Doctopia, the SSS, and the Conspiracy Mafia Kori was able to begin the rebuilding process.

	30 miles away three fully armored armies of Baby Knights march towards the Mansion their mission was clear to burn it to the ground led by Sir Walter Snub, using the Nonexistent Force taught to them by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas the Nonexistence Force create a shroud of nonexistence around the person making them nonexistent, for hundreds of years the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas have been the worlds greatest’s assassins for how can you counter an enemy that doesn’t exist? Also as a challenge take a drink for every time you read nonexistent Kappa…

	We interrupt this program for a new segment of Planetary News I am Supremacy Tim and I am your Host for tonight on the top left the usual Now Live announcement has been replaced with the Pre-Recorded message, tonight we have 3 different stories for you to hear! Tonight we will speak about the demolishing of the Doc Statue in front of the Mafia Mansion, not only that but we will speak about the relief effort for the Kori and the Far East Yakuza and finally, we will talk about our findings on the Sigil.

	Today is a dark day for the Statue of Doc has been demolished by Loryn many followers of the Church of the Mankini weep as they watch the once mighty and KappaPride Statue fall, some attempted to stop Loryn and have launched an attack many have been killed by the Mob Bosses Soldiers but a few were able to get through and have challenged the Mafia Boss to a duel to the death one even used a piece of the Statue as a weapon we have a statement from Pope Kevin the Head Pope of the Church of the Mankini.

	“This is a travesty to our religion which worships the KappaPride nature of the Prophet Doc the one True Mankini wearer, every day we thank the Prophet for the creation of the Mankini and when we learned the Prophet creating the Statue in front of the Mafia Mansion we soon began a pilgrimage to the Holy Site but once we reached the Promised we saw in horror as the statue was taken down by the Mafia Boss Loryn, this is blasphemous to our fair and kind religion of peace has now declared a Bikini Jihad on the Mafia our followers won’t stop until the Mafia is DEAD!”

	Our reporter has taken photos of armored Church of the Mankini members taking up arms many have left to enlist in the Doctopian Army, over the course of a week over 7,000 members joined the Doctopian Army while 4,500 formed the Bikini Coalition of Very Pissed off People a Terrorist organization whose goals are to destroy the Mafia! Their leader Pope Kevin now leads this group of very pissed off people against the Mafia.

	It’s been 2 weeks since the destruction of the Pagoda by the Nonexistent Baby Ninjas and the world still mourns its loss, but the Factions came together in a monumental sign of hope and peace the SSS, Doctopia and the Conspiracy Mafia have spent millions of credits and have sent many tons of resources to the Far East Yakuza as a sign of friendship and compassion.

	The rebuilding has been going according to plan much of the foundation has been rebuilt it shouldn’t take long for the Pagoda to rebuilt, Kori the Cat Girl herself was happy to know there were factions out there that had big hearts she purred lightly she was very Kawaii!

	And finally our researchers have crossed the world to reach the Library of the Forbidden one and for weeks have researched any clues to the Sigil and what we found will shock you! After losing it’s humanity to Millennium the Sigil travelled the world in search of her for 100 years it searched the globe but to no avail, every day it lived in constant pain with each passing day more of it fades away no matter what it did it could not stop the fade, it didn’t matter how many people he possessed he could feel his strength vanish he feared once he found millennium he would not have the strength to kill her but he couldn’t she was now immortal he couldn’t kill her even if he tried floating above a valley the being tried of the search, tried of the constant pain wanting to finally rest finally killed itself…

	The Sigil finally died that day but the legend continued throughout the years many took the name of the Sigil but the original being has been dead for over a hundred years…

	And with that the broadcast ended back at the studio the Enlightened Ones hold the cast and crew hostage for the last hour they were destroying any evidence they collected during their journey to the Library of the forbidden One on the floor Supremacy Tim is bloody and beaten, Supremacy Tim was a Spec Ops Soldier in the old People’s Republic even with his training and augments he couldn’t beat them…

	Back at the Hidden Fortress, the woman continues to torture Raph she berates and insults him reminding him of the deaths of Projecto and his Wife, with the gag off he asked how would she know them and why she looked familiar? She walked up to him and yelled into his face she was Projecta the Daughter of Projecto and Dr. Jennifer Parker the Lady Diamond Raph eyes opened that wasn’t possible he thought he murdered the Parker Family he thought he got them all…

	Next time on Planet^2 the Faction Chronicles with the identity of the Sigil revealed how will Raph escape her clutches, and with the armies of King Charlie the Finger Bitter so close to Loryn’s Base can he protect his home their attack? Find out next time in Ghost Wars Part 3!