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- 1
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- ...so surprised
- when he saw all those presents
- 2
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- under the Christmas tree,
- and she was one of them.
- 3
- 00:02:38,300 --> 00:02:42,179
- Now, this house was originally owned
- by Herbert Flackshaw,
- 4
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- who started this tradition
- on Candy Cane Lane.
- 5
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- He even hired his nephew Otis
- to play Santa Claus for many years,
- 6
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- until he was arrested
- for child endangerment in 1992.
- 7
- 00:02:51,730 --> 00:02:54,229
- Ooh, you guys got to look at this house.
- 8
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- This house is the site...
- 9
- 00:02:55,650 --> 00:02:57,650
- Are you having fun?
- 10
- 00:02:58,660 --> 00:02:59,989
- â Are you having fun?
- 11
- 00:02:59,990 --> 00:03:01,909
- Yes, I think this is cute.
- 12
- 00:03:01,910 --> 00:03:03,329
- â It is. Yeah.
- 13
- 00:03:03,330 --> 00:03:05,539
- â Oh, God, you hate it.
- 14
- 00:03:05,540 --> 00:03:07,329
- No, I don't hate it.
- 15
- 00:03:07,330 --> 00:03:09,249
- Baby, I'm just not
- a huge Christmas person.
- 16
- 00:03:09,250 --> 00:03:11,459
- I know, I know, but...
- 17
- 00:03:11,460 --> 00:03:13,999
- How can you not like the lights
- and the decorations
- 18
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- and the Christmas trees?
- 19
- 00:03:15,800 --> 00:03:20,089
- â Fun fact: did you know
- that Christmas trees are responsible
- 20
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- for an annual average of four deaths,
- 21
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- 15 injuries
- 22
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- and a loss of $12 million?
- 23
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- Okay, I get it.
- 24
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- I think you made your point.
- 25
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- Thank you for trying to get me
- to like Christmas.
- 26
- 00:03:34,270 --> 00:03:35,729
- I love that you love it.
- 27
- 00:03:35,730 --> 00:03:37,819
- I'm just so content taking care
- of other people's pets
- 28
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- when they're away for the holidayââ
- 29
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- Come with me.
- 30
- 00:03:42,660 --> 00:03:44,450
- â Wait, where are we going?
- 31
- 00:03:46,450 --> 00:03:47,999
- Do you know these people?
- 32
- 00:03:48,000 --> 00:03:50,000
- What are you doing?
- â No. Come here.
- 33
- 00:03:54,250 --> 00:03:57,089
- Still not clear on the plan.
- 34
- 00:03:57,090 --> 00:03:59,589
- â Will you shut up and follow me, please?
- 35
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- Come on.
- 36
- 00:04:13,650 --> 00:04:15,610
- Well, does this do anything for you?
- 37
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- â This is beautiful.
- 38
- 00:04:23,620 --> 00:04:25,989
- I hate that you're gonna
- be alone on Christmas.
- 39
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- I'm gonna miss you.
- 40
- 00:04:27,830 --> 00:04:29,829
- â Hey, I'm gonna miss you, too.
- 41
- 00:04:29,830 --> 00:04:31,790
- â We could just stay up here.
- 42
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- I'd do that.
- 43
- 00:04:37,960 --> 00:04:39,879
- Hey! I hear you up there.
- 44
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- I'm calling the police.
- 45
- 00:04:41,220 --> 00:04:42,679
- Um...
- 46
- 00:04:46,010 --> 00:04:47,719
- â Abby?
- â Harper!
- 47
- 00:04:47,720 --> 00:04:50,229
- Oh, my God.
- 48
- 00:04:50,230 --> 00:04:51,979
- Are you okay?
- â Um...
- 49
- 00:04:51,980 --> 00:04:54,309
- I don't know. Uh, what do I do?
- 50
- 00:04:54,310 --> 00:04:56,269
- â Stay there. I'm gonna get you down.
- 51
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- â Okay. Yeah.
- 52
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- â Shit.
- â Uh...
- 53
- 00:05:00,650 --> 00:05:02,449
- Oh.
- 54
- 00:05:02,450 --> 00:05:04,109
- What are you doing out there?
- 55
- 00:05:04,110 --> 00:05:05,909
- â Harper!
- â Are you peeping?
- 56
- 00:05:05,910 --> 00:05:07,489
- Don't you peep at me.
- 57
- 00:05:07,490 --> 00:05:08,579
- Oh, God!
- 58
- 00:05:08,580 --> 00:05:09,869
- Abby?
- 59
- 00:05:11,830 --> 00:05:13,619
- â Oh, my God. Are you okay?
- 60
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- â I'm so great.
- 61
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- â Here, here. Yeah, yeah, come on.
- 62
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- We got to go. Come on.
- 63
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- She's coming. Go. Run.
- â Oh. Hey.
- 64
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- Yeah, you better run.
- 65
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- Pervert.
- 66
- 00:05:22,300 --> 00:05:24,299
- â Who said you could come downstairs?
- 67
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- Giddyap.
- 68
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- Come with me.
- 69
- 00:05:48,990 --> 00:05:50,539
- â Where?
- 70
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- â To my parents' house for Christmas.
- 71
- 00:05:53,120 --> 00:05:55,749
- â Oh, really?
- 72
- 00:05:55,750 --> 00:05:57,669
- I've got the pets to sit.
- 73
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- â Oh, my God, get someone
- to cover for you.
- 74
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- I want to...
- 75
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- wake up with you on Christmas morning.
- 76
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- And if that doesn't
- convince you to love Christmas,
- 77
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- I'll never bring it up again.
- 78
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- â Deal.
- 79
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- Yeah.
- â Mm.
- 80
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- â Hi.
- 81
- 00:07:00,560 --> 00:07:01,769
- â Hey.
- 82
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- Sit down.
- 83
- 00:07:02,940 --> 00:07:05,069
- â What's going on in here?
- 84
- 00:07:05,070 --> 00:07:08,739
- â I just woke up thinking about
- going home with you and got...
- 85
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- very excited about Christmas.
- 86
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- â Oh... baby, you don'tââ
- You don't have to come with me.
- 87
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- â Well, I want to.
- â No.
- 88
- 00:07:16,250 --> 00:07:18,039
- No, no, no, no, Iââ
- 89
- 00:07:18,040 --> 00:07:20,209
- I feel like I really put you
- on the spot last night,
- 90
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- and I understand how you feel
- about Christmas
- 91
- 00:07:22,750 --> 00:07:24,839
- because you lost your parents,
- and you just don't haveââ
- 92
- 00:07:24,840 --> 00:07:26,969
- â No, no, no, IâI genuinely want to go.
- 93
- 00:07:26,970 --> 00:07:28,879
- â Uhâhuh.
- 94
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- â I get to go meet the people
- that made my favorite person.
- 95
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- â Okay.
- 96
- 00:07:33,640 --> 00:07:36,389
- But who's gonna look after all those pets?
- 97
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- â John's gonna cover for me.
- 98
- 00:07:42,860 --> 00:07:45,069
- I know why you're worried.
- 99
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- But don't be.
- 100
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- I'm all in on Christmas.
- 101
- 00:07:50,990 --> 00:07:52,989
- â Hmm?
- â Good.
- 102
- 00:07:52,990 --> 00:07:54,580
- Yeah.
- 103
- 00:07:56,700 --> 00:07:58,329
- So, for the cat,
- you can go every other day,
- 104
- 00:07:58,330 --> 00:08:00,459
- but the dog and the fish need
- to be seen morning and night.
- 105
- 00:08:00,460 --> 00:08:01,879
- â Mmâhmm. Okay.
- â Oh, and the apartment on Butler
- 106
- 00:08:01,880 --> 00:08:03,749
- has this weird lock, so if you jiggle it,
- 107
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- it will lock, but you have to
- make sure that you do that.
- 108
- 00:08:05,920 --> 00:08:07,709
- â Yes.
- â What are you doing on your phone?
- 109
- 00:08:07,710 --> 00:08:10,259
- â I'm sorry, I left a gentleman
- alone in my apartment,
- 110
- 00:08:10,260 --> 00:08:12,259
- so I'm tracking him
- to make sure he leaves.
- 111
- 00:08:12,260 --> 00:08:14,179
- â You're tracking him?
- â Yeah. I track everybody.
- 112
- 00:08:14,180 --> 00:08:16,599
- If the NSA can do it, so can I.
- 113
- 00:08:16,600 --> 00:08:18,270
- And he's gone.
- Sorry, what were you saying?
- 114
- 00:08:19,310 --> 00:08:20,769
- â I wrote it all down.
- 115
- 00:08:20,770 --> 00:08:22,269
- They're really specific directions,
- 116
- 00:08:22,270 --> 00:08:24,109
- but if you need anything,
- you can obviously call me.
- 117
- 00:08:24,110 --> 00:08:25,319
- â Abigail, don't worry.
- 118
- 00:08:25,320 --> 00:08:28,399
- I'm responsible for the careers
- of dozens of authors.
- 119
- 00:08:28,400 --> 00:08:31,069
- I am more than capable of taking care
- of a few pets for two days.
- 120
- 00:08:31,070 --> 00:08:33,199
- â It's... it's five days.
- 121
- 00:08:33,200 --> 00:08:34,200
- â Five days. That's what I said.
- 122
- 00:08:34,200 --> 00:08:35,200
- â Refill?
- â Hi.
- 123
- 00:08:35,201 --> 00:08:38,369
- And I sort of think I made
- the right decision, but at the same timeââ
- 124
- 00:08:38,370 --> 00:08:39,579
- â What is Ultrasuede?
- 125
- 00:08:39,580 --> 00:08:42,829
- â Ultrasuede is, like,
- a waterâresistant fabric.
- 126
- 00:08:42,830 --> 00:08:44,249
- â Hello.
- 127
- 00:08:44,250 --> 00:08:45,789
- â What are we doing here?
- 128
- 00:08:45,790 --> 00:08:47,249
- â Hi. Can I help you?
- 129
- 00:08:47,250 --> 00:08:48,919
- â Yeah, I'm picking up.
- My name's Abby Holland.
- 130
- 00:08:48,920 --> 00:08:50,759
- â Oh, yes, of course.
- Um, just wait right here.
- 131
- 00:08:50,760 --> 00:08:52,929
- I'll be right back.
- Oh, enjoy some champagne.
- 132
- 00:08:52,930 --> 00:08:54,719
- â Oh.
- 133
- 00:08:54,720 --> 00:08:55,849
- Thank you.
- 134
- 00:08:55,850 --> 00:08:57,720
- I love champagne.
- 135
- 00:08:58,970 --> 00:09:00,640
- â Here we are.
- 136
- 00:09:01,600 --> 00:09:02,850
- May I?
- â Yeah, of course. Thanks.
- 137
- 00:09:08,610 --> 00:09:10,439
- There it is.
- 138
- 00:09:10,440 --> 00:09:12,070
- â No.
- 139
- 00:09:13,780 --> 00:09:15,699
- Abby, you and Harper have
- a perfect relationship.
- 140
- 00:09:15,700 --> 00:09:17,489
- Why do you want to ruin that
- 141
- 00:09:17,490 --> 00:09:19,909
- by engaging in one of
- the most archaic institutions
- 142
- 00:09:19,910 --> 00:09:22,119
- in the history of the human race?
- 143
- 00:09:22,120 --> 00:09:23,869
- â Because I want to marry her.
- 144
- 00:09:23,870 --> 00:09:26,669
- â Okay, you say that,
- but what you're actually doing
- 145
- 00:09:26,670 --> 00:09:28,919
- is tricking the woman you claim to love
- 146
- 00:09:28,920 --> 00:09:31,459
- by trapping her in a box
- of heteronormativity
- 147
- 00:09:31,460 --> 00:09:33,339
- and trying to make her your property.
- 148
- 00:09:33,340 --> 00:09:35,799
- She is not a rice cooker or a cake plate.
- 149
- 00:09:35,800 --> 00:09:37,179
- She's a human being.
- 150
- 00:09:37,180 --> 00:09:38,559
- â No, it's not about owning her.
- 151
- 00:09:38,560 --> 00:09:40,099
- It's about building a life with her.
- 152
- 00:09:40,100 --> 00:09:44,690
- She is my person,
- and I really want everyone to know that.
- 153
- 00:09:46,020 --> 00:09:49,109
- â I suppose that's one way
- of looking at it.
- 154
- 00:09:49,110 --> 00:09:51,110
- So, when are you gonna ask her?
- 155
- 00:09:52,690 --> 00:09:54,609
- â I was thinking of doing it
- on New Year's,
- 156
- 00:09:54,610 --> 00:09:56,739
- but now that I'm going home with her...
- 157
- 00:09:56,740 --> 00:09:58,779
- I understand this is very oldâfashioned,
- 158
- 00:09:58,780 --> 00:10:00,869
- but I'm probably gonna ask
- her dad for his blessing
- 159
- 00:10:00,870 --> 00:10:02,870
- and propose on Christmas morning.
- 160
- 00:10:04,250 --> 00:10:07,999
- â I'm sorry, ask her dad for his blessing?
- 161
- 00:10:11,380 --> 00:10:13,209
- Way to stick it to the patriarchy.
- 162
- 00:10:13,210 --> 00:10:15,179
- Really well done.
- 163
- 00:10:27,980 --> 00:10:29,359
- God, I'm so excited.
- 164
- 00:10:29,360 --> 00:10:32,479
- I can't believe I'm finally
- gonna meet everyone.
- 165
- 00:10:32,480 --> 00:10:36,279
- I mean, I haven't had
- a family Christmas in ten years.
- 166
- 00:10:36,280 --> 00:10:38,699
- Also, a fact you don't know about me:
- 167
- 00:10:38,700 --> 00:10:41,449
- I am actually very good with parents.
- 168
- 00:10:41,450 --> 00:10:44,159
- â Okay, there's something
- that we should talk about
- 169
- 00:10:44,160 --> 00:10:45,749
- before we get to my parents' house.
- 170
- 00:10:45,750 --> 00:10:46,829
- â What is it?
- 171
- 00:10:46,830 --> 00:10:48,829
- â Do you remember this summer
- 172
- 00:10:48,830 --> 00:10:53,049
- when I came out to my parents
- and told them we were together
- 173
- 00:10:53,050 --> 00:10:55,259
- and they took it really well?
- 174
- 00:10:55,260 --> 00:10:56,969
- â Yeah.
- 175
- 00:10:56,970 --> 00:11:01,389
- â Okay, well, that wasn't
- entirely accurate.
- 176
- 00:11:01,390 --> 00:11:03,809
- â They didn't take it well?
- 177
- 00:11:03,810 --> 00:11:05,849
- â No. No, no.
- 178
- 00:11:05,850 --> 00:11:08,349
- Um...
- 179
- 00:11:08,350 --> 00:11:10,360
- I didn't tell them.
- 180
- 00:11:12,820 --> 00:11:15,149
- I was going to, and then Dad told us
- 181
- 00:11:15,150 --> 00:11:16,949
- that he was running for mayor,
- 182
- 00:11:16,950 --> 00:11:19,279
- and it just didn't feel
- like the right time,
- 183
- 00:11:19,280 --> 00:11:22,119
- and then now he's trying to get
- the support of this donor,
- 184
- 00:11:22,120 --> 00:11:24,579
- and our whole Christmas is
- about impressing this person,
- 185
- 00:11:24,580 --> 00:11:27,709
- which is stressing my mom out
- even more than usual, and I justââ
- 186
- 00:11:27,710 --> 00:11:30,079
- I know that if I tell them now,
- 187
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- their reaction is gonna be colored
- by all this other stress,
- 188
- 00:11:33,420 --> 00:11:35,919
- and IâI'm sorry,
- I don't think that's fair.
- 189
- 00:11:35,920 --> 00:11:37,669
- To you or to us.
- 190
- 00:11:37,670 --> 00:11:39,339
- â Then why did you invite me?
- 191
- 00:11:39,340 --> 00:11:43,759
- â Because we were just having
- such a special night, and...
- 192
- 00:11:43,760 --> 00:11:47,599
- and, fine, I got carried away,
- but it's because I love you
- 193
- 00:11:47,600 --> 00:11:51,269
- andâand I want to give you
- such a great Christmas.
- 194
- 00:11:51,270 --> 00:11:53,689
- â You're off to a really great start.
- 195
- 00:11:53,690 --> 00:11:54,859
- â I'm so sorry.
- 196
- 00:11:54,860 --> 00:11:56,899
- â So, who do they think I am?
- 197
- 00:11:56,900 --> 00:11:58,359
- â My roommate.
- 198
- 00:11:58,360 --> 00:12:00,319
- â They don't think it's weird
- that you're bringing
- 199
- 00:12:00,320 --> 00:12:02,069
- your roommate home for Christmas?
- 200
- 00:12:02,070 --> 00:12:04,829
- â No, because I told them that
- you had nowhere else to go
- 201
- 00:12:04,830 --> 00:12:08,909
- because your parents
- are no longer with us.
- 202
- 00:12:08,910 --> 00:12:10,249
- â I'm not going.
- 203
- 00:12:10,250 --> 00:12:14,249
- â Look, this is actually
- a really good opportunity
- 204
- 00:12:14,250 --> 00:12:19,509
- for them to see how amazing
- and kind and smart you are.
- 205
- 00:12:19,510 --> 00:12:21,509
- You said it yourself,
- you're great with parents,
- 206
- 00:12:21,510 --> 00:12:24,549
- so they're gonna meet you,
- they're gonna fall in love with you,
- 207
- 00:12:24,550 --> 00:12:27,810
- and then that'll make it so much easier
- when I do tell them.
- 208
- 00:12:29,680 --> 00:12:31,690
- Look...
- 209
- 00:12:34,020 --> 00:12:37,149
- I get it, okay?
- 210
- 00:12:37,150 --> 00:12:40,239
- I am asking a lot of you.
- 211
- 00:12:40,240 --> 00:12:42,909
- But I promise I will tell them everything
- 212
- 00:12:42,910 --> 00:12:44,910
- after the holidays.
- 213
- 00:12:52,540 --> 00:12:54,170
- â Okay, we can do this.
- 214
- 00:12:57,250 --> 00:12:58,919
- It's five days.
- 215
- 00:12:58,920 --> 00:13:00,759
- How bad can it be?
- 216
- 00:13:12,940 --> 00:13:15,189
- Should I have some sort
- of cover story or something?
- 217
- 00:13:15,190 --> 00:13:16,359
- Oh, no, no.
- 218
- 00:13:16,360 --> 00:13:17,979
- Just be you.
- â Okay.
- 219
- 00:13:17,980 --> 00:13:19,729
- â I mean, but don't, you know,
- 220
- 00:13:19,730 --> 00:13:22,319
- say that we're together,
- obviously, and, um...
- 221
- 00:13:22,320 --> 00:13:26,699
- you know, maybe don't mention
- that you're, um...
- 222
- 00:13:26,700 --> 00:13:28,239
- â Gay?
- â Yeah.
- 223
- 00:13:28,240 --> 00:13:31,159
- Yeah, I think, actually,
- it might be better just to avoid it.
- 224
- 00:13:31,160 --> 00:13:32,459
- But don't lie.
- 225
- 00:13:32,460 --> 00:13:34,419
- You're a very bad liar.
- 226
- 00:13:34,420 --> 00:13:35,670
- â No, I'm not.
- 227
- 00:13:37,290 --> 00:13:39,629
- â Hi!
- â Hi.
- 228
- 00:13:39,630 --> 00:13:41,129
- â Wait.
- 229
- 00:13:41,130 --> 00:13:42,509
- Mom, what are you doing?
- 230
- 00:13:42,510 --> 00:13:45,259
- â I started an Instagram feed
- 231
- 00:13:45,260 --> 00:13:49,059
- for your father to give voters
- a peek behind the curtain.
- 232
- 00:13:49,060 --> 00:13:50,849
- Your mother's going viral!
- 233
- 00:13:52,480 --> 00:13:53,599
- Hi!
- 234
- 00:13:53,600 --> 00:13:55,189
- Aw.
- 235
- 00:13:55,190 --> 00:13:57,149
- â Look at you.
- 236
- 00:13:57,150 --> 00:14:01,529
- You get more and more beautiful
- every single time I see you.
- 237
- 00:14:01,530 --> 00:14:03,949
- Mom, stop.
- 238
- 00:14:03,950 --> 00:14:05,449
- â Did you bring concealer?
- 239
- 00:14:05,450 --> 00:14:07,159
- â Yeah. This is Abby.
- 240
- 00:14:07,160 --> 00:14:08,579
- â Hi, Abby.
- 241
- 00:14:08,580 --> 00:14:10,199
- It is so nice to meet you.
- 242
- 00:14:10,200 --> 00:14:11,619
- â It's so nice to meet you, too.
- 243
- 00:14:11,620 --> 00:14:12,869
- Thank you for having me here.
- 244
- 00:14:12,870 --> 00:14:14,289
- â It is nothing.
- 245
- 00:14:14,290 --> 00:14:18,669
- Harper's father and I are always happy
- to open our doors to those in need.
- 246
- 00:14:18,670 --> 00:14:20,089
- â Where is Dad?
- 247
- 00:14:20,090 --> 00:14:22,459
- â Uh, he's on a call.
- â Oh, okay. Wellââ
- 248
- 00:14:22,460 --> 00:14:24,169
- Harper!
- 249
- 00:14:24,170 --> 00:14:26,429
- Oh, Jane.
- 250
- 00:14:26,430 --> 00:14:28,179
- Oh, I have asked you not to do that.
- 251
- 00:14:28,180 --> 00:14:29,679
- â I know. I didn't listen.
- 252
- 00:14:29,680 --> 00:14:31,509
- - Oh. Yay!
- - Oh.
- 253
- 00:14:31,510 --> 00:14:33,269
- I didn't think you'd be here,
- but here you are.
- 254
- 00:14:33,270 --> 00:14:34,849
- â Oh, I didn't want to wait
- one more second
- 255
- 00:14:34,850 --> 00:14:36,229
- to see my little sis.
- â Oh, what's this?
- 256
- 00:14:36,230 --> 00:14:37,769
- â Oh, I was changing the air filters.
- â It's sticky.
- 257
- 00:14:37,770 --> 00:14:39,769
- â Thank you, Jane.
- 258
- 00:14:39,770 --> 00:14:41,479
- â Yeah, hi. You must be Abby.
- 259
- 00:14:41,480 --> 00:14:44,239
- â Yeah. Nice to meet you.
- â You, too.
- 260
- 00:14:44,240 --> 00:14:45,860
- Um...
- 261
- 00:14:47,280 --> 00:14:50,069
- I'm so sorry about your parents.
- 262
- 00:14:50,070 --> 00:14:51,489
- Oh, no.
- 263
- 00:14:51,490 --> 00:14:53,490
- â Uh, itâit haââ
- It happened a long time ago.
- 264
- 00:14:54,870 --> 00:14:56,459
- â You're so brave.
- 265
- 00:14:56,460 --> 00:14:57,959
- - Oh.
- - You don't need to be.
- 266
- 00:14:57,960 --> 00:14:59,419
- â Jane.
- â Mom, can you justââ
- 267
- 00:14:59,420 --> 00:15:00,959
- Okay. That's enough, Jane.
- 268
- 00:15:00,960 --> 00:15:03,549
- â Jane, too much. Too much.
- â You're always safe withââ
- 269
- 00:15:03,550 --> 00:15:06,129
- â So, this is our living room.
- 270
- 00:15:06,130 --> 00:15:08,009
- â Wow, that's a beautiful piano.
- 271
- 00:15:08,010 --> 00:15:09,339
- â Isn't it?
- 272
- 00:15:09,340 --> 00:15:11,389
- Of course, I wish
- my daughters had bothered
- 273
- 00:15:11,390 --> 00:15:13,559
- to learn to play it,
- but it does look nice.
- 274
- 00:15:13,560 --> 00:15:15,519
- â I took lessons for eight years.
- 275
- 00:15:15,520 --> 00:15:17,189
- And this is the den.
- 276
- 00:15:17,190 --> 00:15:19,019
- â You're sure Harry will be there
- tomorrow night, right?
- 277
- 00:15:19,020 --> 00:15:20,059
- Perfect.
- 278
- 00:15:20,060 --> 00:15:21,729
- Oh, uh, Carolyn, I'll call you later.
- 279
- 00:15:21,730 --> 00:15:23,359
- My daughter just arrived.
- 280
- 00:15:23,360 --> 00:15:25,189
- There she is, my perfect girl.
- 281
- 00:15:25,190 --> 00:15:27,319
- â Hi, Dad.
- â Oh, look at you.
- 282
- 00:15:27,320 --> 00:15:29,909
- Oh!
- 283
- 00:15:29,910 --> 00:15:32,329
- â Hi, Dad.
- â Jane, glad you're here.
- 284
- 00:15:32,330 --> 00:15:34,619
- The Internet has been a little spotty.
- 285
- 00:15:34,620 --> 00:15:36,619
- â Ugh, not again.
- 286
- 00:15:36,620 --> 00:15:39,249
- â Oh, and this is Harper's orphan friend.
- 287
- 00:15:39,250 --> 00:15:40,999
- â Oh.
- â This is Abby.
- 288
- 00:15:41,000 --> 00:15:42,749
- â Yes, of course.
- â Hey, sir.
- 289
- 00:15:42,750 --> 00:15:44,379
- Terrible.
- 290
- 00:15:44,380 --> 00:15:46,509
- There, there.
- 291
- 00:15:46,510 --> 00:15:48,299
- Harper, I read your piece
- about that senator.
- 292
- 00:15:48,300 --> 00:15:49,719
- He's got to resign, right?
- 293
- 00:15:49,720 --> 00:15:51,509
- Yeah, I think it's just a matter of time.
- 294
- 00:15:51,510 --> 00:15:53,969
- â That was a good piece.
- â Aw.
- 295
- 00:15:53,970 --> 00:15:54,970
- Thanks, Dad.
- 296
- 00:15:54,971 --> 00:15:56,599
- â You know what was really good?
- 297
- 00:15:56,600 --> 00:15:58,979
- Um, the speech that you made
- at the food bank on Thanksgiving.
- 298
- 00:15:58,980 --> 00:16:01,399
- â Oh, thank you. Youâyou know,
- that speech wasn't scripted.
- 299
- 00:16:01,400 --> 00:16:02,979
- I juââ It just came to me.
- 300
- 00:16:02,980 --> 00:16:04,609
- â You could tell. I mean, you were veryââ
- 301
- 00:16:04,610 --> 00:16:06,439
- â Okay, enough shoptalk. Let's continue.
- 302
- 00:16:06,440 --> 00:16:08,529
- â Okay. Bye.
- â See you later.
- 303
- 00:16:08,530 --> 00:16:11,069
- â And this is Sloane's room.
- 304
- 00:16:11,070 --> 00:16:13,319
- She's my eldest.
- 305
- 00:16:13,320 --> 00:16:14,739
- â That's a lot of trophies.
- 306
- 00:16:14,740 --> 00:16:16,079
- â Yes.
- 307
- 00:16:16,080 --> 00:16:17,749
- She was brilliant.
- 308
- 00:16:17,750 --> 00:16:19,459
- She and her husband Ericââ
- 309
- 00:16:19,460 --> 00:16:22,329
- he graduated top of his class at Yaleââ
- 310
- 00:16:22,330 --> 00:16:25,039
- were very successful attorneys,
- 311
- 00:16:25,040 --> 00:16:28,799
- but they gave it all up
- to raise their beautiful twins,
- 312
- 00:16:28,800 --> 00:16:32,590
- and now they make gift baskets.
- 313
- 00:16:35,140 --> 00:16:36,679
- Which is great.
- 314
- 00:16:36,680 --> 00:16:38,139
- Mmâhmm.
- 315
- 00:16:38,140 --> 00:16:40,730
- What'd I miss?
- 316
- 00:16:44,110 --> 00:16:45,769
- â Wow.
- 317
- 00:16:45,770 --> 00:16:48,189
- I know, right?
- 318
- 00:16:48,190 --> 00:16:50,029
- Ugh, is it hot in here,
- 319
- 00:16:50,030 --> 00:16:51,779
- - or is it just him?
- - Okay.
- 320
- 00:16:51,780 --> 00:16:53,449
- â Yummy, yummy, yummy.
- â Okay.
- 321
- 00:16:53,450 --> 00:16:55,779
- â No. Jane. No.
- â Num, num.
- 322
- 00:16:55,780 --> 00:16:57,289
- Mom, I thought you were gonna
- 323
- 00:16:57,290 --> 00:16:58,999
- turn this room into your office.
- 324
- 00:16:59,000 --> 00:17:01,249
- â Men need offices, dear.
- 325
- 00:17:01,250 --> 00:17:05,669
- Oh, that is Harper's old
- high school boyfriend Connor!
- 326
- 00:17:05,670 --> 00:17:08,669
- I asked you to put this away.
- 327
- 00:17:08,670 --> 00:17:10,549
- You know, he's still single.
- 328
- 00:17:10,550 --> 00:17:12,509
- - Okay, Mom, stop, please.
- - Mm.
- 329
- 00:17:12,510 --> 00:17:14,259
- Do you have a boyfriend, Abby?
- 330
- 00:17:14,260 --> 00:17:15,339
- â No.
- 331
- 00:17:15,340 --> 00:17:16,639
- But I have.
- 332
- 00:17:16,640 --> 00:17:18,719
- 'Cause... I have had many.
- 333
- 00:17:18,720 --> 00:17:22,519
- Um, butâbut not too many;
- anâan appropriate amount.
- 334
- 00:17:22,520 --> 00:17:24,559
- I actually just went through a breakup.
- 335
- 00:17:24,560 --> 00:17:26,939
- â Oh, no.
- â Abby.
- 336
- 00:17:26,940 --> 00:17:28,609
- Yeah, with, um...
- 337
- 00:17:28,610 --> 00:17:31,189
- He was aââ He was a milk... man.
- 338
- 00:17:31,190 --> 00:17:34,069
- â Okay, and I think
- we'll just settle in now.
- 339
- 00:17:34,070 --> 00:17:37,739
- â Okay. Well, we'll just
- show Abby to her room.
- 340
- 00:17:37,740 --> 00:17:40,659
- â What, is she not gonna
- stay up here with me?
- 341
- 00:17:40,660 --> 00:17:44,919
- â Harper, I would never ask
- two grown women to share the same bed.
- 342
- 00:17:44,920 --> 00:17:46,829
- Harper.
- 343
- 00:17:46,830 --> 00:17:50,169
- â No, AâAbby will stay in Jane's old room.
- 344
- 00:17:50,170 --> 00:17:51,629
- â Oh, oh, I could show it to her.
- â Okay.
- 345
- 00:17:51,630 --> 00:17:52,839
- â I could take her down. Yeah, let's go.
- 346
- 00:17:52,840 --> 00:17:55,179
- â Settle down.
- â I'm settled!
- 347
- 00:17:55,180 --> 00:17:57,760
- Okay.
- 348
- 00:17:59,930 --> 00:18:01,309
- â Oh.
- 349
- 00:18:01,310 --> 00:18:02,809
- Your room's in the basement.
- 350
- 00:18:02,810 --> 00:18:04,309
- â Oh, yeah. I had night terrors.
- 351
- 00:18:04,310 --> 00:18:07,649
- They put me down here so I wouldn't
- wake everyone up.
- 352
- 00:18:07,650 --> 00:18:09,940
- Behold.
- 353
- 00:18:12,150 --> 00:18:13,779
- Cool, huh?
- 354
- 00:18:13,780 --> 00:18:15,029
- â It's very cool.
- 355
- 00:18:15,030 --> 00:18:17,109
- â It's my room.
- 356
- 00:18:17,110 --> 00:18:18,829
- â Is everything okay?
- 357
- 00:18:18,830 --> 00:18:20,199
- â Yeah. Yeah. Really good.
- 358
- 00:18:20,200 --> 00:18:21,949
- â No, not you. No.
- â Oh.
- 359
- 00:18:21,950 --> 00:18:23,449
- â Yeah.
- â Thank you, Jane.
- 360
- 00:18:23,450 --> 00:18:27,039
- Why don't you go on home and rest up
- a little bit before dinner?
- 361
- 00:18:27,040 --> 00:18:28,629
- Okay.
- 362
- 00:18:28,630 --> 00:18:30,799
- Don't have any fun
- without me.
- 363
- 00:18:30,800 --> 00:18:33,169
- â Yeah.
- â Bye.
- 364
- 00:18:33,170 --> 00:18:35,509
- â I'm sorry about all this mess.
- 365
- 00:18:35,510 --> 00:18:37,339
- â What? No, this is so nice.
- 366
- 00:18:37,340 --> 00:18:39,929
- â Better than your room at the orphanage?
- 367
- 00:18:39,930 --> 00:18:42,269
- â Oh, IâI wasn't in an orphanage,
- 368
- 00:18:42,270 --> 00:18:44,979
- 'cause IâI was 19 when my parents died.
- 369
- 00:18:44,980 --> 00:18:47,229
- â Oh. One of the lucky ones.
- 370
- 00:18:47,230 --> 00:18:48,399
- â Well...
- 371
- 00:18:48,400 --> 00:18:50,309
- I'll let you settle in.
- 372
- 00:18:50,310 --> 00:18:52,479
- We leave for dinner at 6:45.
- 373
- 00:18:52,480 --> 00:18:53,689
- â Okay.
- 374
- 00:18:53,690 --> 00:18:55,779
- â Oh, there's no lock on this door.
- 375
- 00:18:55,780 --> 00:18:58,029
- We had it removed
- because Jane was always scared
- 376
- 00:18:58,030 --> 00:19:00,529
- that we would lock her in.
- 377
- 00:19:00,530 --> 00:19:02,699
- But don't worry,
- you'll have total privacy.
- 378
- 00:19:02,700 --> 00:19:04,499
- Okay. Thank you.
- 379
- 00:19:04,500 --> 00:19:06,000
- â Okay.
- 380
- 00:19:14,340 --> 00:19:15,760
- - Milady.
- - Thank you.
- 381
- 00:19:16,800 --> 00:19:18,179
- Is this all right?
- 382
- 00:19:18,180 --> 00:19:19,759
- â This is perfect, Colleen. Thank you.
- 383
- 00:19:19,760 --> 00:19:22,309
- â Oh, actually, I think we're
- gonna need one more chair.
- 384
- 00:19:22,310 --> 00:19:23,599
- I'll have one brought over.
- 385
- 00:19:23,600 --> 00:19:25,309
- â Oh, who else is joining us?
- 386
- 00:19:25,310 --> 00:19:27,059
- â Hey, guys. How's it going?
- 387
- 00:19:27,060 --> 00:19:29,899
- â Connor!
- How funny to see you here.
- 388
- 00:19:29,900 --> 00:19:31,149
- You told me to be here at 7:00, right?
- 389
- 00:19:31,150 --> 00:19:32,769
- Shh. Oh, wow. JANE:
- Hey. - How you doing?
- 390
- 00:19:32,770 --> 00:19:34,359
- Great to see you, Connor.
- 391
- 00:19:34,360 --> 00:19:35,399
- â Hey, Ted. How you doing?
- â Great.
- 392
- 00:19:35,400 --> 00:19:37,149
- â Hi, Connor.
- â Hi, Jane.
- 393
- 00:19:37,150 --> 00:19:38,449
- Hi. It's been a minute.
- â Hi.
- 394
- 00:19:38,450 --> 00:19:39,609
- â How are you?
- â Yeah. Hey.
- 395
- 00:19:39,610 --> 00:19:41,619
- â Connor, this is Harper's friend Abby.
- 396
- 00:19:41,620 --> 00:19:43,239
- â Oh, hey. Connor.
- â Hey. â She's an orphan.
- 397
- 00:19:43,240 --> 00:19:45,159
- â Oh, um, I'm so sorry.
- â Jane.
- 398
- 00:19:45,160 --> 00:19:46,409
- â Iââ â What?
- â What are you doing?
- 399
- 00:19:46,410 --> 00:19:47,579
- â She is.
- â No, it'sâit'sââ
- 400
- 00:19:47,580 --> 00:19:48,580
- â It's all we have.
- 401
- 00:19:48,581 --> 00:19:49,789
- All right.
- 402
- 00:19:49,790 --> 00:19:51,419
- Thank you. Let's all take a seat.
- 403
- 00:19:56,010 --> 00:19:58,009
- Do you want to switch?
- â No.
- 404
- 00:19:58,010 --> 00:20:00,179
- No, this is perfect.
- â Okay.
- 405
- 00:20:00,180 --> 00:20:02,179
- And then in the third chapter,
- the Shadow Dreamers
- 406
- 00:20:02,180 --> 00:20:05,179
- discover that the gemstone
- that they thought was inside the gork
- 407
- 00:20:05,180 --> 00:20:08,349
- was actually stolen by an evil floam,
- which is sort of like a maggel
- 408
- 00:20:08,350 --> 00:20:10,139
- but with less arms and more powers.
- 409
- 00:20:10,140 --> 00:20:11,439
- â Oh, wow.
- 410
- 00:20:11,440 --> 00:20:12,859
- That's amazing. It really is.
- 411
- 00:20:12,860 --> 00:20:15,019
- â Jane, I just can't believe
- you're still working on that book.
- 412
- 00:20:15,020 --> 00:20:16,069
- It's been like ten years.
- 413
- 00:20:16,070 --> 00:20:17,689
- â Takes a long time to build a world.
- 414
- 00:20:17,690 --> 00:20:21,199
- â You know what I was
- thinking about the other day?
- 415
- 00:20:21,200 --> 00:20:23,739
- I was thinking about that trip
- 416
- 00:20:23,740 --> 00:20:26,289
- that we took to our old house
- in Jackson Hole
- 417
- 00:20:26,290 --> 00:20:28,619
- - when Harper got chicken pox.
- - Oh, yeah.
- 418
- 00:20:28,620 --> 00:20:29,829
- Oh, God.
- 419
- 00:20:29,830 --> 00:20:31,209
- â Harper told me this story.
- 420
- 00:20:31,210 --> 00:20:35,339
- â Then you must know that
- she very quickly gave it to Connor.
- 421
- 00:20:35,340 --> 00:20:36,629
- Yes, she did.
- 422
- 00:20:36,630 --> 00:20:38,129
- - Very quickly.
- - The two of them
- 423
- 00:20:38,130 --> 00:20:40,089
- didn't leave the cabin for the whole trip,
- 424
- 00:20:40,090 --> 00:20:41,549
- â if I remember correctly.
- No. â Oh, my goodness.
- 425
- 00:20:41,550 --> 00:20:43,719
- â Literally in a cabin running a fever.
- 426
- 00:20:43,720 --> 00:20:44,969
- â Yeah.
- â Together.
- 427
- 00:20:44,970 --> 00:20:46,809
- â Together. Yep, yep.
- â Really laughing a lot.
- 428
- 00:20:46,810 --> 00:20:48,559
- It was ground zero for chicken pox.
- 429
- 00:20:48,560 --> 00:20:50,389
- Yeah. God, that was fun.
- You know, I really,
- 430
- 00:20:50,390 --> 00:20:51,939
- really loved going on those trips.
- â Fun.
- 431
- 00:20:51,940 --> 00:20:53,809
- â Well, we loved having you, son.
- â That was lovely.
- 432
- 00:20:53,810 --> 00:20:55,269
- â Should we go to the ladies' room?
- 433
- 00:20:55,270 --> 00:20:58,029
- â Oh, IâI would hate to miss
- some of these stories.
- 434
- 00:20:58,030 --> 00:21:00,110
- â No, we'll be quick.
- 435
- 00:21:03,360 --> 00:21:05,989
- I am so sorry.
- 436
- 00:21:05,990 --> 00:21:07,949
- I had no idea he was gonna be here.
- 437
- 00:21:07,950 --> 00:21:09,409
- I swear.
- 438
- 00:21:09,410 --> 00:21:11,369
- â It's funny, I remember you
- telling me that story.
- 439
- 00:21:11,370 --> 00:21:13,209
- I think you just forgot
- to mention that Connor
- 440
- 00:21:13,210 --> 00:21:15,039
- â was also there.
- â I know.
- 441
- 00:21:15,040 --> 00:21:18,959
- IâI don't know, he didn't seem like
- an important part of the story.
- 442
- 00:21:18,960 --> 00:21:22,629
- Look, I'm gonna talk to my mom,
- and I'm gonna make sure that
- 443
- 00:21:22,630 --> 00:21:25,470
- nothing like this happens
- for the rest of the trip, okay?
- 444
- 00:21:27,010 --> 00:21:29,139
- â You can be totally honest with me.
- 445
- 00:21:29,140 --> 00:21:30,559
- Like, about anything.
- 446
- 00:21:30,560 --> 00:21:32,270
- Seriously, I can take it.
- 447
- 00:21:33,310 --> 00:21:35,020
- â Okay.
- 448
- 00:21:36,610 --> 00:21:39,109
- Then you should know that
- it is very difficult
- 449
- 00:21:39,110 --> 00:21:42,110
- to sit next to you at dinner
- and not be able to kiss you.
- 450
- 00:21:47,160 --> 00:21:48,870
- â Yeah.
- 451
- 00:21:49,910 --> 00:21:51,749
- â No more surprises.
- 452
- 00:21:51,750 --> 00:21:53,370
- I promise.
- 453
- 00:21:57,790 --> 00:22:00,169
- - Riley.
- - Mm.
- 454
- 00:22:00,170 --> 00:22:01,960
- Harper.
- 455
- 00:22:02,970 --> 00:22:04,929
- â Mm. Uh...
- 456
- 00:22:04,930 --> 00:22:06,589
- â Sorry, um...
- 457
- 00:22:06,590 --> 00:22:08,099
- Riley, this is Abby.
- 458
- 00:22:08,100 --> 00:22:09,969
- Abby is myââ â Orphan.
- 459
- 00:22:09,970 --> 00:22:11,389
- Roommate. Weââ
- 460
- 00:22:11,390 --> 00:22:13,349
- I am an orphan, but we live together.
- 461
- 00:22:13,350 --> 00:22:14,639
- As friends, um, like acquaintances.
- 462
- 00:22:14,640 --> 00:22:16,399
- â Oh, please stop.
- â Yeah.
- 463
- 00:22:16,400 --> 00:22:18,109
- â Nice to meet you.
- 464
- 00:22:18,110 --> 00:22:20,189
- So, I'm just gonna sneak on by you guys.
- 465
- 00:22:20,190 --> 00:22:21,399
- â Oh, God. Sorry.
- 466
- 00:22:21,400 --> 00:22:23,320
- Sorry. Just...
- 467
- 00:22:25,320 --> 00:22:26,949
- â Was that the Riley?
- 468
- 00:22:26,950 --> 00:22:30,029
- â Okay, that one really wasn't my fault.
- 469
- 00:22:30,030 --> 00:22:31,659
- â Well, who knows, maybe...
- 470
- 00:22:31,660 --> 00:22:34,289
- maybe another one of your exes
- will bring out dessert.
- 471
- 00:22:34,290 --> 00:22:36,669
- â Okay.
- â Oh, my God.
- 472
- 00:22:36,670 --> 00:22:39,749
- â Harper, did you see
- that the Bennetts are here?
- 473
- 00:22:39,750 --> 00:22:40,880
- Uh...
- 474
- 00:22:42,420 --> 00:22:44,009
- Yeah. We just ran into Riley.
- 475
- 00:22:44,010 --> 00:22:45,929
- â Did you hear she's doing
- her residency at Johns Hopkins?
- 476
- 00:22:45,930 --> 00:22:47,799
- â I should have her look at my mole.
- 477
- 00:22:47,800 --> 00:22:50,549
- â No, um, I hadn't heard that.
- 478
- 00:22:50,550 --> 00:22:52,099
- â It's very impressive.
- 479
- 00:22:52,100 --> 00:22:53,809
- Her parents must be proud.
- 480
- 00:22:53,810 --> 00:22:55,349
- And relieved.
- 481
- 00:22:55,350 --> 00:22:57,189
- â I know. That lifestyle choice.
- 482
- 00:22:57,190 --> 00:22:59,559
- Mm. Such a shame.
- 483
- 00:22:59,560 --> 00:23:00,649
- â Abby, what do you do?
- 484
- 00:23:00,650 --> 00:23:05,569
- â Oh, I'mâI'm working on my PhD
- in art history over at Carnegie Mellon.
- 485
- 00:23:05,570 --> 00:23:07,239
- My parents were professors there,
- 486
- 00:23:07,240 --> 00:23:09,699
- so I kind of wanted to follow
- in their footsteps.
- 487
- 00:23:09,700 --> 00:23:11,779
- â You know, before law school,
- 488
- 00:23:11,780 --> 00:23:15,499
- I took all the money I had
- and went to Paris for a month.
- 489
- 00:23:15,500 --> 00:23:17,789
- Spent every day in museums.
- 490
- 00:23:17,790 --> 00:23:20,579
- That experience made me the man I am.
- 491
- 00:23:20,580 --> 00:23:22,089
- â Thatâthat must have been incredible.
- 492
- 00:23:22,090 --> 00:23:23,249
- What a dream.
- 493
- 00:23:23,250 --> 00:23:25,339
- â It was.
- 494
- 00:23:25,340 --> 00:23:27,879
- Boy, Carnegie Mellon, huh?
- 495
- 00:23:27,880 --> 00:23:29,799
- Bet you could teach me a thing or two.
- 496
- 00:23:29,800 --> 00:23:31,259
- Should I go over there?
- 497
- 00:23:31,260 --> 00:23:32,389
- No, darling, no.
- 498
- 00:23:32,390 --> 00:23:33,719
- I do think it's getting bigger.
- 499
- 00:23:33,720 --> 00:23:35,220
- - No.
- - Stay at the table, Jane.
- 500
- 00:23:42,110 --> 00:23:44,649
- â Oh. You settling in okay?
- â Hey.
- 501
- 00:23:44,650 --> 00:23:46,069
- Yeah. Yeah.
- 502
- 00:23:46,070 --> 00:23:49,659
- You're such a wonderful host,
- so I'm great.
- 503
- 00:23:49,660 --> 00:23:51,279
- â Thank you, Abby.
- 504
- 00:23:51,280 --> 00:23:52,529
- Thank you.
- 505
- 00:23:52,530 --> 00:23:53,829
- â Hi.
- â Hi, sweetie.
- 506
- 00:23:53,830 --> 00:23:55,239
- Do you need something?
- 507
- 00:23:55,240 --> 00:23:57,199
- â No, just to say good night to Abby.
- 508
- 00:23:57,200 --> 00:23:58,910
- â Oh.
- 509
- 00:24:00,620 --> 00:24:02,249
- â Mom, do you mind?
- 510
- 00:24:02,250 --> 00:24:04,039
- Oh.
- 511
- 00:24:04,040 --> 00:24:05,799
- I get it. Girl talk.
- 512
- 00:24:05,800 --> 00:24:07,549
- Okay, when you finish, um,
- 513
- 00:24:07,550 --> 00:24:09,629
- I want to give you
- a little early Christmas present.
- 514
- 00:24:09,630 --> 00:24:10,839
- â Ooh, okay.
- 515
- 00:24:10,840 --> 00:24:12,430
- â Night.
- â Night, Abby.
- 516
- 00:24:18,480 --> 00:24:20,479
- Tonight wasn't the best.
- 517
- 00:24:20,480 --> 00:24:22,059
- â Yeah.
- 518
- 00:24:22,060 --> 00:24:23,609
- But we got through it.
- 519
- 00:24:23,610 --> 00:24:25,229
- â You know, you're right.
- 520
- 00:24:25,230 --> 00:24:27,229
- You are really good with parents.
- 521
- 00:24:27,230 --> 00:24:28,939
- â You think they like me?
- 522
- 00:24:28,940 --> 00:24:30,649
- â Definitely.
- 523
- 00:24:30,650 --> 00:24:33,699
- â You think they like me
- as much as they love Connor?
- 524
- 00:24:33,700 --> 00:24:36,079
- â Oh, no. No, no.
- 525
- 00:24:36,080 --> 00:24:38,449
- But they don't even really
- like me that much, so...
- 526
- 00:24:38,450 --> 00:24:40,119
- Oh.
- 527
- 00:24:45,460 --> 00:24:47,460
- I love you.
- â I love you.
- 528
- 00:24:49,670 --> 00:24:51,680
- Stop it.
- 529
- 00:24:52,840 --> 00:24:55,049
- The hell did it go?
- 530
- 00:24:55,050 --> 00:24:57,889
- Cheap freaking puzzle.
- 531
- 00:24:59,890 --> 00:25:02,229
- Yeah, Abby, I'm in the middle
- of something right now.
- 532
- 00:25:02,230 --> 00:25:03,849
- - Is everything okay?
- - Yeah.
- 533
- 00:25:03,850 --> 00:25:04,899
- I'm just checking on the animals.
- 534
- 00:25:04,900 --> 00:25:05,900
- Oh, they're all good.
- 535
- 00:25:05,901 --> 00:25:07,019
- I walked the dog.
- 536
- 00:25:07,020 --> 00:25:08,279
- Fed him, fed the cats.
- 537
- 00:25:08,280 --> 00:25:10,280
- - All are well.
- - What about the fish?
- 538
- 00:25:11,320 --> 00:25:12,859
- â Uh, the fish areââ Yeah.
- 539
- 00:25:12,860 --> 00:25:15,239
- Theâtheâthe fish areâareââ Yes. Yeah.
- 540
- 00:25:15,240 --> 00:25:16,409
- But enough about me.
- 541
- 00:25:16,410 --> 00:25:17,410
- Have you managed
- 542
- 00:25:17,411 --> 00:25:21,959
- to get a man's permission to take
- ownership of an adult human woman yet?
- 543
- 00:25:21,960 --> 00:25:23,369
- â Not exactly.
- 544
- 00:25:23,370 --> 00:25:24,789
- â What's going on? You sound tense.
- 545
- 00:25:24,790 --> 00:25:26,289
- No, I'm not tense. I'm great.
- 546
- 00:25:26,290 --> 00:25:28,299
- There's just one tiny thing.
- 547
- 00:25:28,300 --> 00:25:29,960
- Um...
- 548
- 00:25:31,760 --> 00:25:34,129
- Harper isn't out, and her parents
- don't know we're together.
- 549
- 00:25:34,130 --> 00:25:37,299
- â Okay, you know what,
- I always felt like something was off.
- 550
- 00:25:37,300 --> 00:25:39,219
- You can't go over a year without meeting
- 551
- 00:25:39,220 --> 00:25:40,469
- your significant other's parents.
- 552
- 00:25:40,470 --> 00:25:41,639
- Trust me, I have tried.
- 553
- 00:25:41,640 --> 00:25:43,059
- â I know, but it's not that big of a deal,
- 554
- 00:25:43,060 --> 00:25:45,399
- 'cause she does plan on telling them
- immediately after the holidays.
- 555
- 00:25:45,400 --> 00:25:48,269
- â So, what, her parents are believing
- that their straight daughter
- 556
- 00:25:48,270 --> 00:25:51,439
- brought home her lesbian friend
- for Christmas?
- 557
- 00:25:51,440 --> 00:25:52,739
- No.
- 558
- 00:25:52,740 --> 00:25:56,159
- No. They also think that I'm...
- 559
- 00:25:56,160 --> 00:25:58,279
- that I'm straight.
- 560
- 00:25:58,280 --> 00:26:00,039
- â Have they ever met a lesbian?
- 561
- 00:26:00,040 --> 00:26:01,329
- â It's not so bad.
- 562
- 00:26:01,330 --> 00:26:03,249
- It's kind of fun having a secret.
- 563
- 00:26:03,250 --> 00:26:04,869
- â Yeah, I mean,
- there's nothing more erotic
- 564
- 00:26:04,870 --> 00:26:06,709
- than concealing your authentic selves.
- 565
- 00:26:06,710 --> 00:26:09,879
- â I know it's not ideal. Iââ
- 566
- 00:26:09,880 --> 00:26:12,420
- But IâI know that it's what
- she needs right now, so...
- 567
- 00:26:22,680 --> 00:26:24,139
- â Who are you?
- 568
- 00:26:24,140 --> 00:26:26,229
- â I'm Abby.
- 569
- 00:26:26,230 --> 00:26:27,939
- â Do you work here?
- 570
- 00:26:27,940 --> 00:26:29,569
- â No, I'm HâHarper's friend.
- 571
- 00:26:29,570 --> 00:26:31,569
- Kids?
- 572
- 00:26:31,570 --> 00:26:33,149
- Where are you?
- 573
- 00:26:33,150 --> 00:26:35,149
- Hey.
- 574
- 00:26:35,150 --> 00:26:37,240
- What are you doing in here? Out.
- 575
- 00:26:38,820 --> 00:26:40,739
- But that's our room.
- 576
- 00:26:40,740 --> 00:26:42,289
- â Sorry about them. I'm Sloane.
- 577
- 00:26:42,290 --> 00:26:44,119
- Why does she get to sleep in there?
- 578
- 00:26:44,120 --> 00:26:46,869
- â Hi. I'm...
- â Because she's a grownâup, sweetie.
- 579
- 00:26:46,870 --> 00:26:48,539
- â ...Abby.
- 580
- 00:26:48,540 --> 00:26:50,880
- Come. We're having breakfast.
- 581
- 00:27:04,890 --> 00:27:06,479
- â Are you tired?
- 582
- 00:27:06,480 --> 00:27:08,099
- Not me. I like the morning.
- 583
- 00:27:08,100 --> 00:27:11,359
- But then I have something meaningful
- to get out of bed for, so...
- 584
- 00:27:11,360 --> 00:27:13,609
- Thank you, Mommy.
- 585
- 00:27:13,610 --> 00:27:15,109
- â Snowman pancakes.
- 586
- 00:27:15,110 --> 00:27:18,319
- God, that's a lot of work for something
- that's just gonna turn to shit.
- 587
- 00:27:18,320 --> 00:27:20,159
- Oh, but that's kind of like
- your law degree.
- 588
- 00:27:20,160 --> 00:27:22,239
- â It must be freeing
- to be so selfâinvolved
- 589
- 00:27:22,240 --> 00:27:24,239
- you don't realize that's actually
- not appropriate language
- 590
- 00:27:24,240 --> 00:27:25,449
- to use in front of children.
- 591
- 00:27:25,450 --> 00:27:26,830
- We got everything out of the van.
- 592
- 00:27:27,870 --> 00:27:29,169
- â Thank you, honey.
- â Mmâhmm.
- 593
- 00:27:29,170 --> 00:27:31,249
- â Oh, this isââ
- â Abby. I'm Eric.
- 594
- 00:27:31,250 --> 00:27:32,709
- â Nice to meet you.
- â Mmâhmm.
- 595
- 00:27:32,710 --> 00:27:36,299
- A teaspoon of coconut oilââ
- add some nice moisture to those hands.
- 596
- 00:27:36,300 --> 00:27:37,879
- â Oh.
- 597
- 00:27:37,880 --> 00:27:39,220
- Yeah, thank you.
- 598
- 00:27:42,390 --> 00:27:45,469
- So, you and your sister
- are pretty intense.
- 599
- 00:27:45,470 --> 00:27:47,849
- â What do you mean?
- 600
- 00:27:47,850 --> 00:27:49,019
- â Freeze!
- â Ooh.
- 601
- 00:27:49,020 --> 00:27:52,689
- â Don't move one more muscle
- before I hug you!
- 602
- 00:27:52,690 --> 00:27:54,439
- â Hi, Jane.
- â Oh. Oh, hi.
- 603
- 00:27:54,440 --> 00:27:55,899
- Oh. Yay.
- 604
- 00:27:56,990 --> 00:27:58,949
- - Hi, Eric. Hi.
- - Hi, Jane.
- 605
- 00:27:58,950 --> 00:28:01,819
- â Hi, you guys. Hi.
- 606
- 00:28:01,820 --> 00:28:03,079
- Um...
- 607
- 00:28:03,080 --> 00:28:04,739
- Gosh, you're so big.
- 608
- 00:28:04,740 --> 00:28:06,699
- What are you, college students?
- 609
- 00:28:06,700 --> 00:28:09,159
- â We're in elementary school.
- 610
- 00:28:09,160 --> 00:28:11,289
- â Yeah. No, IâI know. I'm justââ
- 611
- 00:28:11,290 --> 00:28:13,379
- You're just so tall, you know?
- 612
- 00:28:13,380 --> 00:28:14,920
- â Here they are.
- â My babies.
- 613
- 00:28:16,630 --> 00:28:19,049
- Aw...
- 614
- 00:28:19,050 --> 00:28:21,089
- â Hi, Daddy.
- â Did you get Harper's article I sent you?
- 615
- 00:28:21,090 --> 00:28:22,969
- - I did.
- - Good, right?
- 616
- 00:28:22,970 --> 00:28:24,139
- â Mm. Mmâhmm. Mm.
- â Uhâhuh.
- 617
- 00:28:24,140 --> 00:28:25,889
- â Ted.
- â Eric.
- 618
- 00:28:25,890 --> 00:28:27,349
- - Good to see you.
- - Hi, Mom.
- 619
- 00:28:27,350 --> 00:28:28,519
- Hi.
- 620
- 00:28:28,520 --> 00:28:30,309
- â Morning.
- â Morning, Abby.
- 621
- 00:28:30,310 --> 00:28:32,859
- Hey, girls, come here.
- I'm good. ERIC: Hi.
- 622
- 00:28:32,860 --> 00:28:34,309
- â Justâjustâjust come over here.
- 623
- 00:28:34,310 --> 00:28:36,019
- - Just move a bit.
- - I cannot believe
- 624
- 00:28:36,020 --> 00:28:39,279
- I've got all my daughters under one roof.
- 625
- 00:28:39,280 --> 00:28:41,239
- Mm, mm.
- â This is great content.
- 626
- 00:28:41,240 --> 00:28:42,699
- â Oh.
- â Hold it. Hold it.
- 627
- 00:28:42,700 --> 00:28:43,700
- â And smile.
- â Hold on.
- 628
- 00:28:43,701 --> 00:28:45,489
- Daddy. â
- Uhâhuh. Uhâhuh. â Got it.
- 629
- 00:28:45,490 --> 00:28:47,159
- â Okay. I got to shower.
- 630
- 00:28:47,160 --> 00:28:49,159
- Hey, big night tonight, girls.
- â That's too much.
- 631
- 00:28:49,160 --> 00:28:50,829
- â We're meeting a major donor
- at the party.
- 632
- 00:28:50,830 --> 00:28:52,669
- Harper, I need you to bring your A game.
- 633
- 00:28:52,670 --> 00:28:54,749
- â Got it.
- â Dad, do you need me to do anything?
- 634
- 00:28:54,750 --> 00:28:56,169
- â Honey, no.
- 635
- 00:28:56,170 --> 00:28:59,089
- You just bring that beautiful family
- and show them off.
- 636
- 00:28:59,090 --> 00:29:00,509
- Who knows?
- 637
- 00:29:00,510 --> 00:29:02,799
- These might be the only
- grandchildren we ever have.
- 638
- 00:29:02,800 --> 00:29:05,349
- And it is crucial that we take
- 639
- 00:29:05,350 --> 00:29:08,519
- the family holiday photo
- for the Instagram tonight,
- 640
- 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:12,229
- so don't wear anything
- that will strobe, Jane.
- 641
- 00:29:16,860 --> 00:29:18,479
- Okay.
- 642
- 00:29:18,480 --> 00:29:21,569
- Who's ready to go iceâskating?
- 643
- 00:29:21,570 --> 00:29:23,779
- â Are you ready?
- â No.
- 644
- 00:29:30,290 --> 00:29:32,499
- â Let me know if you guys
- need any more room.
- 645
- 00:29:32,500 --> 00:29:35,040
- I can make myself real small.
- 646
- 00:29:36,080 --> 00:29:39,299
- â So, Sloane and Eric,
- you guys make gift baskets, right?
- 647
- 00:29:39,300 --> 00:29:40,629
- â No.
- 648
- 00:29:40,630 --> 00:29:43,219
- We create curated gift experiences
- 649
- 00:29:43,220 --> 00:29:45,639
- inside of handmade reclaimed wood vessels.
- 650
- 00:29:45,640 --> 00:29:47,219
- â Yeah, the vessels are gorgeous.
- 651
- 00:29:47,220 --> 00:29:48,220
- She has impeccable taste.
- 652
- 00:29:48,221 --> 00:29:50,219
- â Oh, no, honey, you have the eye.
- 653
- 00:29:50,220 --> 00:29:51,599
- â Aw.
- â Mm.
- 654
- 00:29:51,600 --> 00:29:52,939
- â That sounds great.
- 655
- 00:29:52,940 --> 00:29:54,349
- Yeah, Gwynnie seems to think so.
- 656
- 00:29:54,350 --> 00:29:56,149
- Paltrow. Goop picked us up,
- 657
- 00:29:56,150 --> 00:29:58,110
- and sales have been
- through the roof ever since.
- 658
- 00:30:06,950 --> 00:30:08,119
- Hey.
- 659
- 00:30:08,120 --> 00:30:09,489
- â Hey.
- 660
- 00:30:09,490 --> 00:30:11,449
- â Are you sure you're okay?
- â Yeah.
- 661
- 00:30:11,450 --> 00:30:13,039
- No, this is so fun.
- 662
- 00:30:13,040 --> 00:30:14,409
- â Whoa.
- 663
- 00:30:14,410 --> 00:30:16,789
- â Sloane, do you need a helper?
- 664
- 00:30:16,790 --> 00:30:19,419
- â Please. I've always
- skated circles around you.
- 665
- 00:30:19,420 --> 00:30:21,759
- That was in your youth.
- 666
- 00:30:21,760 --> 00:30:23,589
- I mean, I've lapped you
- like 12 times today.
- 667
- 00:30:23,590 --> 00:30:26,429
- â Like I'm even trying.
- â Like it would even matter.
- 668
- 00:30:26,430 --> 00:30:28,679
- â 20 bucks says I can do
- two laps in under a minute.
- 669
- 00:30:28,680 --> 00:30:30,259
- â 50 bucks says I can do three.
- 670
- 00:30:30,260 --> 00:30:31,849
- â Let's do it. Jane, time us.
- 671
- 00:30:31,850 --> 00:30:33,269
- â Oh, I'm actually having fun justââ
- 672
- 00:30:33,270 --> 00:30:36,059
- â Jane.
- â Okay, fun. Yeah.
- 673
- 00:30:36,060 --> 00:30:37,849
- No problem.
- 674
- 00:30:41,400 --> 00:30:42,400
- Ready?
- 675
- 00:30:43,440 --> 00:30:45,399
- Set.
- 676
- 00:30:45,400 --> 00:30:46,700
- Go.
- 677
- 00:30:51,240 --> 00:30:52,659
- â Move!
- â No!
- 678
- 00:30:52,660 --> 00:30:54,500
- â I love it when they do this.
- 679
- 00:30:55,660 --> 00:30:57,039
- â What are they doing?
- â They're racing.
- 680
- 00:30:57,040 --> 00:30:58,329
- â Ah, yeah.
- 681
- 00:30:58,330 --> 00:31:01,129
- â Jane, time!
- â Oh, I forgot to press start.
- 682
- 00:31:01,130 --> 00:31:03,129
- How long do you guys thinkââ
- â Don'tâdon't tell them that.
- 683
- 00:31:03,130 --> 00:31:04,759
- â You need to take a break yet, Sloane?
- 684
- 00:31:04,760 --> 00:31:05,879
- â Huh, maybe you should just
- 685
- 00:31:05,880 --> 00:31:07,510
- worry about yourself.
- â Oh, yeah?
- 686
- 00:31:09,760 --> 00:31:11,009
- â Oh!
- â Ooh.
- 687
- 00:31:14,270 --> 00:31:15,729
- â Mm.
- â Ow.
- 688
- 00:31:15,730 --> 00:31:17,059
- Should we stop them?
- 689
- 00:31:17,060 --> 00:31:19,269
- No, they'll
- tire themselves out eventually.
- 690
- 00:31:19,270 --> 00:31:20,309
- Yeah. That's right.
- 691
- 00:31:20,310 --> 00:31:21,479
- â That's the way it goes.
- â Whoo!
- 692
- 00:31:21,480 --> 00:31:22,899
- Get off me!
- 693
- 00:31:22,900 --> 00:31:24,319
- â I love you guys. I love you.
- 694
- 00:31:24,320 --> 00:31:25,779
- No! You're such a cheater!
- 695
- 00:31:25,780 --> 00:31:27,699
- â Stop it!
- â You stop it!
- 696
- 00:31:27,700 --> 00:31:29,029
- â ...a little restless.
- â They're gonna need to turn around.
- 697
- 00:31:29,030 --> 00:31:30,619
- â Look, some of us were here
- when you said to be here.
- 698
- 00:31:30,620 --> 00:31:32,529
- â Jane, is thatââ That's what
- you're wearing, right? â Yeah.
- 699
- 00:31:32,530 --> 00:31:34,409
- All right. Harper!
- 700
- 00:31:34,410 --> 00:31:36,789
- Eric, can you make them be still?
- 701
- 00:31:36,790 --> 00:31:38,619
- â Wow.
- 702
- 00:31:38,620 --> 00:31:40,379
- â It's my early Christmas present.
- 703
- 00:31:40,380 --> 00:31:42,539
- Harper, please come here.
- 704
- 00:31:42,540 --> 00:31:43,799
- â Honey, we're very late.
- 705
- 00:31:43,800 --> 00:31:45,759
- â Ted, the family holiday photo
- 706
- 00:31:45,760 --> 00:31:48,179
- is an essential element
- of every candidate's feed,
- 707
- 00:31:48,180 --> 00:31:51,009
- and if we cannot manage to post one,
- 708
- 00:31:51,010 --> 00:31:53,719
- we do not deserve to have
- that account at all.
- 709
- 00:31:53,720 --> 00:31:55,059
- â All right. Up, up, up, kids.
- â That is so true.
- 710
- 00:31:55,060 --> 00:31:56,269
- â Jane, get out of the middle.
- â Come on, Matilda.
- 711
- 00:31:56,270 --> 00:31:57,639
- â Oh.
- â You have to stand, honey.
- 712
- 00:31:57,640 --> 00:31:59,599
- Abby, would you mind taking that?
- 713
- 00:31:59,600 --> 00:32:01,269
- â Yeah, not at all.
- â Oh, thank you.
- 714
- 00:32:01,270 --> 00:32:04,069
- â Okay, here we go. Here we go.
- â Around and face this way.
- 715
- 00:32:04,070 --> 00:32:05,479
- Thank you.
- â Okay.
- 716
- 00:32:05,480 --> 00:32:07,819
- â Everyone say, "Christmas."
- 717
- 00:32:07,820 --> 00:32:09,239
- â No, don't say that.
- 718
- 00:32:09,240 --> 00:32:10,569
- Just smile.
- 719
- 00:32:12,570 --> 00:32:14,279
- Okay.
- 720
- 00:32:14,280 --> 00:32:16,329
- Ah, good. I can't wait.
- 721
- 00:32:16,330 --> 00:32:19,249
- Blurry. Boring.
- 722
- 00:32:19,250 --> 00:32:20,959
- Nope. Nope. Nope.
- 723
- 00:32:20,960 --> 00:32:22,879
- Okay, none of these will do.
- 724
- 00:32:22,880 --> 00:32:25,749
- Uh, we will try again tomorrow.
- 725
- 00:32:25,750 --> 00:32:27,839
- - Thank you.
- - Where's Abby?
- 726
- 00:32:46,230 --> 00:32:48,609
- Ted, Tipper.
- 727
- 00:32:48,610 --> 00:32:50,699
- Oh, I'm so glad you made it.
- 728
- 00:32:50,700 --> 00:32:52,909
- Oh, mwah. Oh.
- â Carolyn, you are a vision.
- 729
- 00:32:52,910 --> 00:32:54,699
- - Gorgeous dress.
- - Mwah.
- 730
- 00:32:54,700 --> 00:32:57,289
- Uh, you remember my daughters
- Harper, Jane and Sloane.
- 731
- 00:32:57,290 --> 00:32:58,539
- Sloane's husband Eric.
- 732
- 00:32:58,540 --> 00:33:00,539
- Their children Matilda and Magnus.
- 733
- 00:33:00,540 --> 00:33:02,869
- And this is Harper's friend Abby.
- 734
- 00:33:02,870 --> 00:33:05,169
- Charmed. This is my assistant Levi.
- 735
- 00:33:05,170 --> 00:33:08,799
- Though, truth be told, in a few years,
- we'll probably all be working for him.
- 736
- 00:33:08,800 --> 00:33:10,339
- Oh, you're too kind.
- 737
- 00:33:10,340 --> 00:33:11,839
- â Oh.
- â Is the white whale here?
- 738
- 00:33:11,840 --> 00:33:13,259
- â Ah, indeed. Let me take you over.
- 739
- 00:33:13,260 --> 00:33:15,389
- â Oh, Harper, come with us.
- 740
- 00:33:15,390 --> 00:33:16,809
- Uh, Jane, uh, uh, keep Abby company.
- 741
- 00:33:16,810 --> 00:33:18,519
- â You got it.
- â Dad, should I come, too?
- 742
- 00:33:18,520 --> 00:33:20,269
- I'll come right back. â
- Okay. â NâNo, honey.
- 743
- 00:33:20,270 --> 00:33:22,349
- Just, uh, enjoy yourself.
- â Great.
- 744
- 00:33:22,350 --> 00:33:23,729
- Now, Harry's tough.
- 745
- 00:33:23,730 --> 00:33:24,979
- Don't let her throw you.
- 746
- 00:33:24,980 --> 00:33:26,819
- â I'm gonna take the twins
- to the kids' club.
- 747
- 00:33:26,820 --> 00:33:28,149
- Please order me several drinks.
- 748
- 00:33:28,150 --> 00:33:29,189
- â Yeah.
- 749
- 00:33:29,190 --> 00:33:30,489
- â Come on, you guys.
- 750
- 00:33:30,490 --> 00:33:32,069
- Let's go play.
- 751
- 00:33:32,070 --> 00:33:34,199
- Okay. Well...
- 752
- 00:33:34,200 --> 00:33:36,449
- looks like it's just us ladies.
- 753
- 00:33:36,450 --> 00:33:38,869
- Now, I don't know about you,
- but I am single
- 754
- 00:33:38,870 --> 00:33:41,460
- and ready to mingle, so...
- 755
- 00:33:42,870 --> 00:33:45,129
- Harry.
- 756
- 00:33:45,130 --> 00:33:47,789
- This isââ â Ted Caldwell.
- 757
- 00:33:47,790 --> 00:33:50,049
- Ms. Levin, it is an honor.
- 758
- 00:33:50,050 --> 00:33:51,839
- â I am gonna leave you two
- to get acquainted.
- 759
- 00:33:51,840 --> 00:33:52,969
- â Okay. Thank you.
- 760
- 00:33:52,970 --> 00:33:54,629
- This is my husband Scott.
- 761
- 00:33:54,630 --> 00:33:56,679
- - We met on Bumble.
- - Pleasure.
- 762
- 00:33:56,680 --> 00:33:58,309
- And, uh, this is my wife Tipper.
- 763
- 00:33:58,310 --> 00:34:00,019
- My daughter Harper, who writes for theââ
- 764
- 00:34:00,020 --> 00:34:01,429
- â Pittsburgh PostâGazette.
- 765
- 00:34:01,430 --> 00:34:02,809
- â Yes.
- â Yes, I'm familiar.
- 766
- 00:34:02,810 --> 00:34:04,309
- â You've read her work?
- 767
- 00:34:04,310 --> 00:34:06,270
- â Yes.
- 768
- 00:34:11,280 --> 00:34:13,949
- â Hey, could I get a vodka neat?
- 769
- 00:34:13,950 --> 00:34:15,660
- Thanks.
- 770
- 00:34:19,030 --> 00:34:20,040
- â You're new.
- 771
- 00:34:21,790 --> 00:34:24,869
- â Yeah, I'm just visiting.
- â From where?
- 772
- 00:34:24,870 --> 00:34:27,039
- â I'm really not interested
- in meeting anyone tonight, soââ
- 773
- 00:34:27,040 --> 00:34:28,340
- â I am.
- 774
- 00:34:29,540 --> 00:34:31,379
- Oh, I'll have to check out Goop.
- 775
- 00:34:31,380 --> 00:34:33,379
- Was thatââ When was that one, again?
- 776
- 00:34:48,440 --> 00:34:50,069
- â Are you enjoying the party?
- 777
- 00:34:50,070 --> 00:34:52,229
- â Yeah.
- 778
- 00:34:52,230 --> 00:34:53,859
- That's great.
- 779
- 00:34:53,860 --> 00:34:56,739
- If my friend ditched me at a party
- where I didn't know anyone,
- 780
- 00:34:56,740 --> 00:34:58,529
- I probably wouldn't have a good time.
- 781
- 00:34:58,530 --> 00:34:59,699
- â Oh, no, shâshe didn't ditch me.
- 782
- 00:34:59,700 --> 00:35:00,989
- No, she's just helping your dad.
- 783
- 00:35:00,990 --> 00:35:03,290
- â Yeah, she's very helpful.
- 784
- 00:35:04,790 --> 00:35:07,499
- So, how long have you
- and Harper been roommates?
- 785
- 00:35:07,500 --> 00:35:09,749
- â I moved in like six months ago.
- 786
- 00:35:09,750 --> 00:35:11,339
- â You moved in to her place?
- 787
- 00:35:11,340 --> 00:35:12,459
- â Mmâhmm.
- 788
- 00:35:12,460 --> 00:35:14,299
- â Isn't it a oneâbedroom?
- 789
- 00:35:14,300 --> 00:35:16,009
- â Technically, yes.
- 790
- 00:35:16,010 --> 00:35:17,469
- Yeah, well, it was a oneâbedroom,
- 791
- 00:35:17,470 --> 00:35:20,299
- andâand now that we have
- converted the pantry
- 792
- 00:35:20,300 --> 00:35:23,009
- Iâinto my bedroom, it's a twoâbedroom.
- 793
- 00:35:23,010 --> 00:35:25,229
- Um, it's really spacious
- in there, and it'sââ
- 794
- 00:35:25,230 --> 00:35:27,099
- â I don't want to have
- this conversation anymore.
- 795
- 00:35:27,100 --> 00:35:28,730
- â No problem.
- 796
- 00:35:30,110 --> 00:35:32,149
- â Being mayor is no small task.
- 797
- 00:35:32,150 --> 00:35:35,779
- However, it's a task I am not only up for
- but eager to take on.
- 798
- 00:35:35,780 --> 00:35:37,399
- I'm gonna stop you right there.
- 799
- 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,319
- I have a perfect record.
- 800
- 00:35:39,320 --> 00:35:40,739
- And do you know why?
- 801
- 00:35:40,740 --> 00:35:42,529
- Because I do my homework.
- 802
- 00:35:42,530 --> 00:35:44,539
- Last election, I almost backed Dave Grady.
- 803
- 00:35:44,540 --> 00:35:46,789
- â Dave Grady? Didn't his sonââ
- 804
- 00:35:46,790 --> 00:35:48,669
- â Get arrested
- for exotic animal smuggling?
- 805
- 00:35:48,670 --> 00:35:49,789
- Yes.
- 806
- 00:35:49,790 --> 00:35:54,129
- I'm telling you this
- because I'm not just looking at you.
- 807
- 00:35:54,130 --> 00:35:55,459
- This is a family affair.
- 808
- 00:35:55,460 --> 00:35:57,549
- â Well, I can assure you,
- 809
- 00:35:57,550 --> 00:36:01,220
- this family has nothing to hide.
- 810
- 00:36:11,940 --> 00:36:13,609
- â Hey.
- â Hey. Hey.
- 811
- 00:36:13,610 --> 00:36:15,439
- â Hi. Can I have a sip of your drink?
- 812
- 00:36:15,440 --> 00:36:17,440
- â Yeah, of course.
- â Thank you.
- 813
- 00:36:18,740 --> 00:36:20,029
- Mm.
- â You okay?
- 814
- 00:36:20,030 --> 00:36:21,239
- â Mmâhmm.
- 815
- 00:36:21,240 --> 00:36:23,239
- I just needed a bit of a breather.
- 816
- 00:36:23,240 --> 00:36:24,579
- Thank you.
- 817
- 00:36:24,580 --> 00:36:25,829
- Harper?
- 818
- 00:36:25,830 --> 00:36:27,119
- Mm!
- 819
- 00:36:27,120 --> 00:36:28,579
- Hi!
- 820
- 00:36:28,580 --> 00:36:29,959
- Hi.
- 821
- 00:36:29,960 --> 00:36:31,669
- You look incredible.
- 822
- 00:36:31,670 --> 00:36:33,749
- â As always.
- â Oh, my God.
- 823
- 00:36:33,750 --> 00:36:35,799
- You, too. God, guys.
- 824
- 00:36:35,800 --> 00:36:38,799
- Oh, um, this is my roommate Abby.
- 825
- 00:36:38,800 --> 00:36:40,759
- And this is Kelly and Ashley.
- 826
- 00:36:40,760 --> 00:36:42,339
- â Oh, lovely to meet you.
- â Yes.
- 827
- 00:36:42,340 --> 00:36:44,299
- - Nice to meet you, too.
- - Hey, you guys.
- 828
- 00:36:44,300 --> 00:36:45,889
- Wow.
- 829
- 00:36:45,890 --> 00:36:48,139
- God, sorry, just seeing the three of you
- standing next to each other
- 830
- 00:36:48,140 --> 00:36:49,679
- takes me right back to high school.
- 831
- 00:36:49,680 --> 00:36:51,979
- Minus the bad cafeteria food.
- 832
- 00:36:55,820 --> 00:36:57,689
- You're so funny.
- 833
- 00:36:57,690 --> 00:36:59,529
- â Uh, Harper, can I talk
- to you for a second?
- 834
- 00:36:59,530 --> 00:37:01,529
- Um, yeah.
- 835
- 00:37:01,530 --> 00:37:03,779
- I'll just be a sec.
- 836
- 00:37:03,780 --> 00:37:06,159
- â Am I crazy, or did you have
- absolutely no idea
- 837
- 00:37:06,160 --> 00:37:07,659
- I was coming to dinner last night?
- 838
- 00:37:07,660 --> 00:37:09,579
- â It was a surprise.
- â Yeah.
- 839
- 00:37:09,580 --> 00:37:11,209
- Yeah, I thought so.
- 840
- 00:37:11,210 --> 00:37:13,959
- Um, sorry about that.
- â It's not you.
- 841
- 00:37:13,960 --> 00:37:16,339
- â But, actually,
- I'd love to do... that again.
- 842
- 00:37:16,340 --> 00:37:19,129
- Like, hang out again, if you got time.
- 843
- 00:37:19,130 --> 00:37:22,549
- â That sounds so nice, and, um...
- 844
- 00:37:22,550 --> 00:37:26,049
- and I just don't know, uh,
- 'cause it's so busy andââ
- 845
- 00:37:26,050 --> 00:37:27,099
- â Yeah. Totally got it.
- â Mmâhmm.
- 846
- 00:37:27,100 --> 00:37:28,139
- â No pressure.
- â Yeah.
- 847
- 00:37:28,140 --> 00:37:30,479
- â But that being said, if you, you know,
- 848
- 00:37:30,480 --> 00:37:32,979
- andâand your roommate want
- to get out and hang out,
- 849
- 00:37:32,980 --> 00:37:34,399
- that'd be great.
- â Abby. Yeah.
- 850
- 00:37:34,400 --> 00:37:36,059
- Abby. Yeah. Absolutely.
- 851
- 00:37:36,060 --> 00:37:38,819
- â Hey, if she doesn't
- sleep with him, then I will.
- 852
- 00:37:41,860 --> 00:37:44,279
- I'm just kidding. I would never.
- 853
- 00:37:44,280 --> 00:37:46,659
- â He's definitely still into her.
- 854
- 00:37:46,660 --> 00:37:48,279
- â I know.
- 855
- 00:37:51,410 --> 00:37:53,539
- I should...
- 856
- 00:37:53,540 --> 00:37:55,499
- take this.
- 857
- 00:37:55,500 --> 00:37:56,669
- Hello?
- 858
- 00:37:56,670 --> 00:37:58,089
- Did you know that you're standing
- 859
- 00:37:58,090 --> 00:37:59,919
- in a country club
- that didn't let women have
- 860
- 00:37:59,920 --> 00:38:02,259
- their own memberships
- until the early 2000s?
- 861
- 00:38:02,260 --> 00:38:03,929
- â How do you know that?
- 862
- 00:38:03,930 --> 00:38:05,889
- â Um, I might be tracking you,
- 863
- 00:38:05,890 --> 00:38:07,889
- but it's for your own safety, clearly.
- 864
- 00:38:07,890 --> 00:38:08,890
- â Whatâwhat do you want?
- 865
- 00:38:08,891 --> 00:38:11,639
- I want you to break out of that closet.
- 866
- 00:38:11,640 --> 00:38:13,099
- â I am not in the closet.
- 867
- 00:38:13,100 --> 00:38:14,689
- I told you, Harper's gonna
- tell her parents everything
- 868
- 00:38:14,690 --> 00:38:15,690
- right after the holidays.
- 869
- 00:38:15,691 --> 00:38:17,609
- â You deserve to be with someone
- 870
- 00:38:17,610 --> 00:38:21,109
- who shouts their love for you
- from the rooftops.
- 871
- 00:38:21,110 --> 00:38:22,529
- That's very sweet.
- 872
- 00:38:22,530 --> 00:38:24,239
- â So stop being a doormat, you fool.
- 873
- 00:38:24,240 --> 00:38:26,489
- â Did you need something,
- or did you just call to shame me?
- 874
- 00:38:26,490 --> 00:38:27,779
- â I'm not shaming you.
- 875
- 00:38:27,780 --> 00:38:29,079
- I just think the choice
- you're making is dumb
- 876
- 00:38:29,080 --> 00:38:30,659
- and you should feel bad
- about it and yourself.
- 877
- 00:38:30,660 --> 00:38:33,660
- Also, I am loving these fish.
- 878
- 00:38:34,710 --> 00:38:38,039
- If I wanted to buy
- the exact same one for myself,
- 879
- 00:38:38,040 --> 00:38:40,799
- whereâwhere do you think I would do that?
- 880
- 00:38:40,800 --> 00:38:42,009
- â What?
- 881
- 00:38:42,010 --> 00:38:43,839
- You know what, I think I should Google it.
- 882
- 00:38:43,840 --> 00:38:45,130
- I'm gonna Google it. Thanks.
- 883
- 00:38:51,970 --> 00:38:53,639
- â Hey.
- 884
- 00:38:53,640 --> 00:38:55,770
- â Oh, hey. Hey.
- 885
- 00:39:00,480 --> 00:39:02,529
- â How's it going?
- â Great.
- 886
- 00:39:02,530 --> 00:39:08,029
- â I was just taking a break from
- diagnosing everyone's mystery illnesses.
- 887
- 00:39:09,780 --> 00:39:12,329
- â Hey, I wasn't trying
- to eavesdrop or anything.
- 888
- 00:39:12,330 --> 00:39:14,449
- I was out there before you came out.
- 889
- 00:39:14,450 --> 00:39:17,120
- You didn't see me, but, um...
- 890
- 00:39:18,580 --> 00:39:20,879
- I can relate.
- 891
- 00:39:20,880 --> 00:39:22,880
- â Like, to what?
- 892
- 00:39:27,050 --> 00:39:28,299
- â Nothing.
- 893
- 00:39:29,390 --> 00:39:31,099
- Nothing.
- 894
- 00:39:31,100 --> 00:39:33,220
- Okay. I'm gonna go back inside.
- 895
- 00:39:34,600 --> 00:39:39,019
- I'm sure my mother's hairdresser
- wants to show me her weird finger again.
- 896
- 00:39:39,020 --> 00:39:41,020
- So...
- 897
- 00:39:42,150 --> 00:39:43,900
- I like your jacket.
- 898
- 00:39:44,900 --> 00:39:47,200
- Okay.
- 899
- 00:39:49,320 --> 00:39:52,579
- Thank you. Thank you so much.
- 900
- 00:39:52,580 --> 00:39:55,909
- Will you all please join me in welcoming
- 901
- 00:39:55,910 --> 00:40:00,539
- my dear, dear friend,
- Councilman Ted Caldwell.
- 902
- 00:40:04,090 --> 00:40:06,129
- Thank you so much. Thank you.
- 903
- 00:40:06,130 --> 00:40:08,049
- Isn't this the best time of year?
- 904
- 00:40:08,050 --> 00:40:09,509
- I mean, really.
- 905
- 00:40:09,510 --> 00:40:11,469
- I know we're all having
- a great time tonight,
- 906
- 00:40:11,470 --> 00:40:13,299
- so I will be brief.
- 907
- 00:40:13,300 --> 00:40:15,679
- I've accomplished a lot in my life,
- 908
- 00:40:15,680 --> 00:40:18,099
- and serving you on the city council
- 909
- 00:40:18,100 --> 00:40:22,859
- is right up there
- with my most rewarding life experiences.
- 910
- 00:40:22,860 --> 00:40:25,149
- But I'm ready for more.
- 911
- 00:40:26,360 --> 00:40:29,319
- These are turbulent times,
- 912
- 00:40:29,320 --> 00:40:33,369
- and the way I can ensure
- depravity doesn't seep in
- 913
- 00:40:33,370 --> 00:40:35,949
- through the cracks of our community
- 914
- 00:40:35,950 --> 00:40:40,039
- is by making sure there are no cracks.
- 915
- 00:40:40,040 --> 00:40:42,040
- No cracks!
- 916
- 00:40:44,290 --> 00:40:48,759
- Look, our foundation is built
- on family, tradition and faith,
- 917
- 00:40:48,760 --> 00:40:54,219
- and that is the only way
- we will keep safe and strong.
- 918
- 00:40:54,220 --> 00:40:56,309
- I have loved being your city councilman,
- 919
- 00:40:56,310 --> 00:40:58,469
- and I can't wait to be your mayor.
- 920
- 00:40:58,470 --> 00:40:59,769
- Merry Christmas.
- 921
- 00:41:44,060 --> 00:41:47,069
- ...the way I can ensure depravity
- 922
- 00:41:47,070 --> 00:41:50,319
- doesn't seep in through
- the cracks of our community
- 923
- 00:41:50,320 --> 00:41:53,489
- is by making sure there are no cracks.
- 924
- 00:41:57,990 --> 00:41:59,789
- Look, our foundation is built
- 925
- 00:41:59,790 --> 00:42:03,209
- on family, tradition and faith,
- 926
- 00:42:03,210 --> 00:42:08,290
- and that is the only way
- we will keep safe and strong.
- 927
- 00:42:15,970 --> 00:42:17,759
- Um, for the chicken breast,
- 928
- 00:42:17,760 --> 00:42:22,019
- we were looking at a quarter cup of honey,
- and remember to use local honey...
- 929
- 00:42:47,170 --> 00:42:49,129
- Whoa.
- 930
- 00:42:49,130 --> 00:42:50,250
- Shit. Shit!
- 931
- 00:42:51,090 --> 00:42:52,589
- Come on. Come on.
- 932
- 00:42:52,590 --> 00:42:54,670
- Nope. Shut up, shut up. Oh, no.
- 933
- 00:42:59,050 --> 00:43:00,559
- Oh!
- 934
- 00:43:00,560 --> 00:43:04,229
- Abby, what are you doing in the closet?
- 935
- 00:43:04,230 --> 00:43:07,519
- â Iââ Well, I guess
- I must have been sleepwalking.
- 936
- 00:43:07,520 --> 00:43:09,519
- â Oh, that is very dangerous.
- 937
- 00:43:09,520 --> 00:43:11,519
- I once took too many Ambien,
- 938
- 00:43:11,520 --> 00:43:13,649
- and I bought a racehorse online.
- 939
- 00:43:13,650 --> 00:43:15,029
- - Oh.
- - Okay.
- 940
- 00:43:15,030 --> 00:43:16,609
- You need to go back downstairs, Abby.
- 941
- 00:43:16,610 --> 00:43:18,109
- â Okay.
- â Carefully.
- 942
- 00:43:18,110 --> 00:43:19,569
- â Yeah, uhââ
- â Are you all right to do that?
- 943
- 00:43:19,570 --> 00:43:21,279
- Yeah. Oh, gosh, my phone, too.
- 944
- 00:43:21,280 --> 00:43:23,829
- â God, IâI was in such a daze.
- â I'll get all this.
- 945
- 00:43:23,830 --> 00:43:24,869
- â Okay.
- â Go on.
- 946
- 00:43:24,870 --> 00:43:25,870
- Um, IâI wasââ
- 947
- 00:43:25,871 --> 00:43:27,419
- â Do you want me to come with you?
- 948
- 00:43:27,420 --> 00:43:28,499
- No, thank you.
- 949
- 00:43:28,500 --> 00:43:29,630
- I'm sorry about this.
- 950
- 00:43:32,630 --> 00:43:35,129
- Oh, my God.
- 951
- 00:43:35,130 --> 00:43:37,429
- How did you get down here?
- 952
- 00:43:37,430 --> 00:43:39,389
- â When I saw that mess upstairs,
- 953
- 00:43:39,390 --> 00:43:41,889
- I knew my mom would be busy
- for the next two hours.
- 954
- 00:43:41,890 --> 00:43:43,559
- â What do you want to do for two hours?
- 955
- 00:43:43,560 --> 00:43:45,520
- â I don't know.
- â Hmm.
- 956
- 00:44:05,500 --> 00:44:07,120
- Mm.
- 957
- 00:44:12,340 --> 00:44:14,299
- â Abby?
- â Shit.
- 958
- 00:44:14,300 --> 00:44:15,709
- Fuck.
- 959
- 00:44:15,710 --> 00:44:17,169
- Abby, honey, are you okay?
- 960
- 00:44:17,170 --> 00:44:19,129
- â Uhâhuh. I'mâI'mâI'm okay.
- 961
- 00:44:19,130 --> 00:44:21,049
- I can't believe I fell asleep.
- 962
- 00:44:21,050 --> 00:44:23,809
- Um, I think there's
- something against the door.
- 963
- 00:44:23,810 --> 00:44:25,809
- Um, I'm just moving it right now.
- 964
- 00:44:25,810 --> 00:44:27,020
- Sorry. It's heavy.
- 965
- 00:44:28,100 --> 00:44:29,139
- Morning.
- 966
- 00:44:29,140 --> 00:44:31,099
- â Why did you block the door?
- 967
- 00:44:31,100 --> 00:44:33,610
- â IâI didn't want to sleepwalk again.
- 968
- 00:44:35,110 --> 00:44:37,279
- â Well, sorry to barge in.
- 969
- 00:44:37,280 --> 00:44:39,399
- The twins usually stay down here.
- 970
- 00:44:39,400 --> 00:44:41,319
- I'm just getting them Jane's old Game Boy.
- 971
- 00:44:41,320 --> 00:44:42,449
- â Morning, kids.
- 972
- 00:44:42,450 --> 00:44:44,619
- â Morning.
- â Abby.
- 973
- 00:44:44,620 --> 00:44:46,909
- Uh, honey, I'm headed to the office,
- but I wanted to let you know
- 974
- 00:44:46,910 --> 00:44:50,540
- I have invited Harry Levin and her husband
- to our Christmas Eve party.
- 975
- 00:44:51,580 --> 00:44:52,629
- â What?
- 976
- 00:44:52,630 --> 00:44:53,709
- Well, you heard what she said.
- 977
- 00:44:53,710 --> 00:44:56,629
- It's not just about me.
- 978
- 00:44:56,630 --> 00:44:58,459
- It's about our whole family.
- 979
- 00:44:58,460 --> 00:45:01,049
- And what is a better
- representation of our family
- 980
- 00:45:01,050 --> 00:45:04,350
- than your Christmas Eve party?
- 981
- 00:45:05,390 --> 00:45:07,220
- â It is legendary.
- 982
- 00:45:08,720 --> 00:45:09,979
- Mwah!
- 983
- 00:45:09,980 --> 00:45:11,889
- â Have a good day.
- â You know I will.
- 984
- 00:45:11,890 --> 00:45:13,149
- Can't even believe that.
- 985
- 00:45:13,150 --> 00:45:15,309
- That is two more people on the guest list.
- 986
- 00:45:15,310 --> 00:45:18,069
- I basically have to reimagine
- the entire party.
- 987
- 00:45:18,070 --> 00:45:19,739
- Man.
- 988
- 00:45:19,740 --> 00:45:21,359
- â Found it.
- 989
- 00:45:21,360 --> 00:45:23,949
- Okay, come on, you two.
- 990
- 00:45:23,950 --> 00:45:25,870
- Let's look at it.
- 991
- 00:45:28,200 --> 00:45:29,949
- That was very, very close.
- 992
- 00:45:29,950 --> 00:45:31,459
- â We shouldn't have done that.
- 993
- 00:45:31,460 --> 00:45:34,579
- â Harper, we've been up since 5:45 a.m...
- â This is the last batch.
- 994
- 00:45:34,580 --> 00:45:36,919
- â ...and the twins already made
- their own batch of cookies
- 995
- 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,089
- and decorated them.
- â No.
- 996
- 00:45:38,090 --> 00:45:40,919
- We're making these for the party.
- 997
- 00:45:40,920 --> 00:45:42,179
- â Okay, I'm off.
- 998
- 00:45:42,180 --> 00:45:43,589
- â What? Where are you going?
- 999
- 00:45:43,590 --> 00:45:45,509
- â Uh, Levi has a connection
- with a local potpourri vendor.
- 1000
- 00:45:45,510 --> 00:45:46,719
- He's gonna introduce us.
- 1001
- 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:48,389
- â Great. Right.
- â Yeah.
- 1002
- 00:45:48,390 --> 00:45:49,390
- Bye, babe.
- 1003
- 00:45:49,391 --> 00:45:50,559
- It just runs everywhere.
- 1004
- 00:45:50,560 --> 00:45:51,639
- â Bye, kids.
- â That's right. That's right.
- 1005
- 00:45:51,640 --> 00:45:52,809
- Bye, Daddy.
- 1006
- 00:45:52,810 --> 00:45:54,019
- â Jane. Oh, my God.
- 1007
- 00:45:54,020 --> 00:45:55,519
- â I'm just gonna do a button. Can Iââ
- â No, no.
- 1008
- 00:45:55,520 --> 00:45:57,019
- â You can't decorate these.
- â But they have buttons.
- 1009
- 00:45:57,020 --> 00:45:58,729
- â And can you not?
- I'm trying to have an even number.
- 1010
- 00:45:58,730 --> 00:46:00,359
- â Mommy, when are we gonna see Santa?
- 1011
- 00:46:00,360 --> 00:46:01,819
- â Honey, I don't know
- if we're gonna have time
- 1012
- 00:46:01,820 --> 00:46:03,699
- to see him this year.
- Jane, can you not? I justââ
- 1013
- 00:46:03,700 --> 00:46:05,529
- â Oh, take them to see Santa Claus.
- 1014
- 00:46:05,530 --> 00:46:07,829
- This could be the last year
- that they see him.
- 1015
- 00:46:07,830 --> 00:46:09,119
- â Why? Is Santa dying?
- 1016
- 00:46:09,120 --> 00:46:10,829
- â No.
- â Are we dying?
- 1017
- 00:46:10,830 --> 00:46:13,119
- â No. Fine, I will take you.
- 1018
- 00:46:13,120 --> 00:46:15,289
- I still need to get
- a white elephant gift anyway.
- 1019
- 00:46:15,290 --> 00:46:17,629
- Did you guys get yours?
- â Yes.
- 1020
- 00:46:17,630 --> 00:46:20,249
- Yeah, I'm making
- something very special.
- 1021
- 00:46:20,250 --> 00:46:21,629
- â Uh, what is white elephant?
- 1022
- 00:46:21,630 --> 00:46:23,549
- Oh, it's a gift exchange game we do
- 1023
- 00:46:23,550 --> 00:46:25,969
- every year at our Christmas Eve party.
- â Oh.
- 1024
- 00:46:25,970 --> 00:46:27,929
- â And I guess you don't know what it is
- 1025
- 00:46:27,930 --> 00:46:30,469
- because Harper forgot
- to tell you about it.
- 1026
- 00:46:30,470 --> 00:46:32,389
- â I'm sorry.
- â That's okay.
- 1027
- 00:46:32,390 --> 00:46:33,809
- IâI can run out and grab one today.
- 1028
- 00:46:33,810 --> 00:46:37,649
- â Great. So, you girls can tag along
- with Sloane to the mall.
- 1029
- 00:46:37,650 --> 00:46:40,189
- â Oh. Actually, I told Dad
- that I'd go to his office
- 1030
- 00:46:40,190 --> 00:46:42,439
- and help him write his speech
- for Carolyn's dinner tonight.
- 1031
- 00:46:42,440 --> 00:46:44,359
- â Yeah, I wish I could go,
- 1032
- 00:46:44,360 --> 00:46:46,159
- but, um, I have to put
- the finishing touches
- 1033
- 00:46:46,160 --> 00:46:48,369
- on my Christmas gifts.
- 1034
- 00:46:48,370 --> 00:46:50,239
- â Guess it's just gonna be
- you and me. Fun.
- 1035
- 00:46:50,240 --> 00:46:52,199
- Well, just make sure
- you're all back here by 4:00.
- 1036
- 00:46:52,200 --> 00:46:53,579
- â That's okay?
- 1037
- 00:46:53,580 --> 00:46:56,579
- â We are going to get
- that Christmas photo tonight
- 1038
- 00:46:56,580 --> 00:46:57,879
- before we leave for dinner.
- 1039
- 00:46:57,880 --> 00:46:59,039
- â Yes.
- â Yes.
- 1040
- 00:47:09,640 --> 00:47:11,309
- â Oh. Hey.
- 1041
- 00:47:11,310 --> 00:47:14,019
- Hey. Can you watch them for a bit?
- 1042
- 00:47:14,020 --> 00:47:16,139
- I have to run an errand.
- Um, Santa promised them
- 1043
- 00:47:16,140 --> 00:47:19,359
- the complete works of Sylvia Plath, so...
- 1044
- 00:47:19,360 --> 00:47:20,649
- Is that all right?
- 1045
- 00:47:20,650 --> 00:47:21,769
- â Yeah.
- 1046
- 00:47:21,770 --> 00:47:23,279
- Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1047
- 00:47:23,280 --> 00:47:25,029
- â Okay. Thank you.
- 1048
- 00:47:25,030 --> 00:47:27,109
- Be good, you two.
- 1049
- 00:47:30,070 --> 00:47:34,159
- â Hi, guys.
- Do you, um, want to come overââ
- 1050
- 00:47:34,160 --> 00:47:35,579
- Want toââ Come on.
- 1051
- 00:47:41,880 --> 00:47:44,710
- â Why was Aunt Harper hiding
- in your room this morning?
- 1052
- 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:48,299
- â Uh, we were playing a game.
- 1053
- 00:47:48,300 --> 00:47:49,969
- â Like hideâandâseek?
- 1054
- 00:47:49,970 --> 00:47:51,599
- â Yeah, like hideâandâseek.
- 1055
- 00:47:51,600 --> 00:47:53,179
- We love that game.
- 1056
- 00:47:53,180 --> 00:47:55,179
- â What do you guys think about
- this white elephant game?
- 1057
- 00:47:55,180 --> 00:47:57,019
- What gift should I get? Can you help me?
- 1058
- 00:47:57,020 --> 00:47:58,769
- â How about this?
- 1059
- 00:47:58,770 --> 00:48:00,399
- â That is nice.
- 1060
- 00:48:00,400 --> 00:48:03,729
- I was thinking maybe
- something everyone might like.
- 1061
- 00:48:03,730 --> 00:48:05,609
- Like, um...
- 1062
- 00:48:05,610 --> 00:48:08,279
- I don't know, a scarf
- might be good, actually.
- 1063
- 00:48:08,280 --> 00:48:10,699
- Someone might want to have that.
- 1064
- 00:48:10,700 --> 00:48:13,120
- Seems Christmassy.
- 1065
- 00:48:14,740 --> 00:48:16,579
- Oh.
- 1066
- 00:48:16,580 --> 00:48:18,409
- Hey, come on. Um...
- 1067
- 00:48:18,410 --> 00:48:20,369
- Hey, Carolyn.
- 1068
- 00:48:20,370 --> 00:48:21,880
- Hey, it's good to see you.
- 1069
- 00:48:23,210 --> 00:48:25,209
- I'm Abby. We met last night.
- 1070
- 00:48:25,210 --> 00:48:27,209
- I'm Harper Caldwell's friend.
- 1071
- 00:48:27,210 --> 00:48:29,719
- Oh! Oh, yes.
- 1072
- 00:48:29,720 --> 00:48:31,969
- Yes, of course.
- 1073
- 00:48:31,970 --> 00:48:33,260
- Mm.
- 1074
- 00:48:34,760 --> 00:48:37,310
- It's lovely seeing you.
- 1075
- 00:48:38,350 --> 00:48:40,350
- â Hey, I'mâI'm really looking forward
- to dinner tonight.
- 1076
- 00:48:41,400 --> 00:48:43,440
- â Okay.
- â Okay.
- 1077
- 00:48:46,440 --> 00:48:48,319
- Haveâhave a nice day. I'll see you later.
- 1078
- 00:48:48,320 --> 00:48:50,359
- Hey! Ma'am!
- 1079
- 00:48:50,360 --> 00:48:51,779
- Oh, ma'am! CRYSTAL: Ma'am,
- we're gonna stop you right there.
- 1080
- 00:48:51,780 --> 00:48:53,819
- â Ma'am, put the bag on the floor.
- â Okay.
- 1081
- 00:48:53,820 --> 00:48:54,989
- - Miss, put it down.
- - Ma'am!
- 1082
- 00:48:54,990 --> 00:48:57,579
- Put the bag on the floor
- and slide it to me.
- 1083
- 00:48:57,580 --> 00:48:58,909
- â You want to explain that?
- â AâAs I've said,
- 1084
- 00:48:58,910 --> 00:49:01,369
- I did not put that in my bag.
- There mightââ
- 1085
- 00:49:01,370 --> 00:49:03,379
- â Oh, you didn't put it in your bag...
- â Oh.
- 1086
- 00:49:03,380 --> 00:49:06,499
- â ...but it ended up in your bag, so this
- is probably just a big misunderstanding.
- 1087
- 00:49:06,500 --> 00:49:09,009
- â Maybe it grew legs
- and then it walked into her bag.
- 1088
- 00:49:09,010 --> 00:49:10,549
- Did you check it for legs, orââ
- 1089
- 00:49:10,550 --> 00:49:11,879
- â I haven't checked it for legs.
- â You haven't done that.
- 1090
- 00:49:11,880 --> 00:49:13,799
- â I'm not suggesting that it grew legs.
- 1091
- 00:49:13,800 --> 00:49:15,759
- â It's not looking good, sweetie.
- 1092
- 00:49:15,760 --> 00:49:16,969
- â Pittsburgh, huh?
- 1093
- 00:49:16,970 --> 00:49:18,269
- â Yeah.
- 1094
- 00:49:18,270 --> 00:49:19,979
- â What are you doing down this way?
- 1095
- 00:49:19,980 --> 00:49:21,349
- â You pulling a job?
- 1096
- 00:49:21,350 --> 00:49:22,689
- Jacking a roost?
- 1097
- 00:49:22,690 --> 00:49:24,309
- â What was that?
- â Yeah, hocking crank
- 1098
- 00:49:24,310 --> 00:49:25,649
- and breaking bad?
- 1099
- 00:49:25,650 --> 00:49:27,689
- â I'm not doing any of those things.
- â Smash and grab?
- 1100
- 00:49:27,690 --> 00:49:29,739
- â IâI didn't take this necklace.
- â Wow.
- 1101
- 00:49:29,740 --> 00:49:31,699
- I'm sure that you could
- review some footage.
- 1102
- 00:49:31,700 --> 00:49:32,700
- Aren't there cameras in malls?
- 1103
- 00:49:32,701 --> 00:49:34,699
- â Are you telling me how to do my job?
- â There are cameras everywhere.
- 1104
- 00:49:34,700 --> 00:49:35,909
- â You're gonna regret it.
- â No.
- 1105
- 00:49:35,910 --> 00:49:37,029
- â You know what? Fine.
- â No, I'm not doing anyââ
- 1106
- 00:49:37,030 --> 00:49:38,989
- â Why don't you go ahead and do
- my job, hotshot? â Good freaking luck.
- 1107
- 00:49:38,990 --> 00:49:40,409
- - You're in charge now.
- - Yeah.
- 1108
- 00:49:40,410 --> 00:49:41,909
- â Can you believeââ
- â No, I'm gonna get her to sing, okay?
- 1109
- 00:49:41,910 --> 00:49:43,669
- - Go ahead.
- - I'm gonna make this little birdie
- 1110
- 00:49:43,670 --> 00:49:45,920
- go tweet, tweet, tweet, becauââ
- â Go ahead.
- 1111
- 00:49:47,420 --> 00:49:49,049
- Eugene.
- 1112
- 00:49:49,050 --> 00:49:50,459
- â Goddamn it. We'reââ
- â What are youââ
- 1113
- 00:49:50,460 --> 00:49:51,879
- â I heard there were Cruffins in here.
- 1114
- 00:49:51,880 --> 00:49:52,969
- â No.
- 1115
- 00:49:52,970 --> 00:49:54,429
- â There aren't any Cruffins.
- 1116
- 00:49:54,430 --> 00:49:56,429
- There's not, or there were? Were there?
- 1117
- 00:49:56,430 --> 00:49:58,429
- No, we stopped
- keeping food in here. - No.
- 1118
- 00:49:58,430 --> 00:49:59,769
- Dad, Abby would never do this.
- 1119
- 00:49:59,770 --> 00:50:00,979
- Go get ready quick, quick, quick,
- 1120
- 00:50:00,980 --> 00:50:02,139
- because we're late now.
- 1121
- 00:50:02,140 --> 00:50:03,309
- This isn't a conversation, Harper.
- 1122
- 00:50:03,310 --> 00:50:04,310
- Please, Dad, just beââ
- 1123
- 00:50:04,311 --> 00:50:05,809
- Shh! Quiet.
- 1124
- 00:50:05,810 --> 00:50:07,439
- - Okay. I'm sorry.
- - Oh, I know. I know.
- 1125
- 00:50:07,440 --> 00:50:09,190
- I'm sorry. I'm sorry.
- 1126
- 00:50:14,530 --> 00:50:16,569
- â I didn't do it.
- 1127
- 00:50:16,570 --> 00:50:17,909
- â Baby, I know.
- 1128
- 00:50:17,910 --> 00:50:21,699
- But Carolyn thinks it would just be better
- if you weren't at the dinner.
- 1129
- 00:50:21,700 --> 00:50:23,789
- Look, it's gonna be so boring anyways.
- 1130
- 00:50:23,790 --> 00:50:25,419
- You're lucky you don't have to go.
- 1131
- 00:50:25,420 --> 00:50:27,420
- Come here.
- 1132
- 00:50:31,460 --> 00:50:35,129
- Can we hang out tonight after the dinner?
- 1133
- 00:50:35,130 --> 00:50:37,599
- My friends want to go out,
- andâand we can go with them
- 1134
- 00:50:37,600 --> 00:50:40,009
- or we can not go with them, but...
- 1135
- 00:50:40,010 --> 00:50:42,639
- I just think weâwe need a break
- 1136
- 00:50:42,640 --> 00:50:44,729
- from the family.
- 1137
- 00:50:44,730 --> 00:50:46,150
- Yeah, sââ
- 1138
- 00:50:47,730 --> 00:50:49,859
- â Harper, we have got to go.
- 1139
- 00:50:49,860 --> 00:50:51,359
- Come on, we're gonna be late.
- 1140
- 00:50:51,360 --> 00:50:53,069
- Okay.
- 1141
- 00:50:53,070 --> 00:50:54,489
- â I'll see you later?
- â Mmâhmm.
- 1142
- 00:50:54,490 --> 00:50:55,609
- â Okay.
- 1143
- 00:50:55,610 --> 00:50:56,949
- I'm sorry.
- 1144
- 00:50:56,950 --> 00:50:59,369
- We weren't able to get the photo again.
- 1145
- 00:51:36,650 --> 00:51:37,819
- â Hey.
- 1146
- 00:51:37,820 --> 00:51:39,869
- â We meet again.
- 1147
- 00:51:39,870 --> 00:51:41,449
- Yeah.
- 1148
- 00:51:41,450 --> 00:51:43,079
- â No Harper?
- 1149
- 00:51:43,080 --> 00:51:45,909
- â No, she's, um, with her family.
- 1150
- 00:51:45,910 --> 00:51:47,869
- IâI'm gonna meet up with her in a bit.
- 1151
- 00:51:47,870 --> 00:51:49,329
- What'd you get?
- 1152
- 00:51:49,330 --> 00:51:51,999
- â Um...
- 1153
- 00:51:52,000 --> 00:51:56,049
- Oh, I can't tell you, because it's for
- the white elephant party.
- 1154
- 00:51:56,050 --> 00:51:58,009
- â Ah, you're going to that, too?
- 1155
- 00:51:58,010 --> 00:51:59,389
- â Oh, yeah.
- 1156
- 00:51:59,390 --> 00:52:01,219
- Yeah, my family goes every year.
- 1157
- 00:52:01,220 --> 00:52:03,139
- It's, um...
- 1158
- 00:52:03,140 --> 00:52:05,219
- God, it's the best party of the year.
- 1159
- 00:52:07,480 --> 00:52:10,059
- You know, I'mâI'm glad I ran into you,
- 1160
- 00:52:10,060 --> 00:52:13,229
- 'cause I'm having this thing where
- if I stick my finger in my eye,
- 1161
- 00:52:13,230 --> 00:52:14,979
- it, like, really hurts.
- 1162
- 00:52:14,980 --> 00:52:18,609
- â Yeah, I mean, that's
- a classic case of, um,
- 1163
- 00:52:18,610 --> 00:52:20,869
- contact stupiditis.
- 1164
- 00:52:20,870 --> 00:52:23,119
- Um, because it's a stupid thing to do.
- 1165
- 00:52:23,120 --> 00:52:24,909
- â Yep.
- â Once you get to
- 1166
- 00:52:24,910 --> 00:52:26,789
- the fingerâpoking stage,
- you'reâyou're pretty much dead.
- 1167
- 00:52:28,210 --> 00:52:31,539
- I'd really like to drink some alcohol.
- 1168
- 00:52:31,540 --> 00:52:33,250
- Do you know where I could do that?
- 1169
- 00:52:34,920 --> 00:52:36,590
- â Yes.
- 1170
- 00:52:56,860 --> 00:52:58,609
- â Yes, you are.
- â I wish.
- 1171
- 00:52:58,610 --> 00:53:00,449
- â Just tell me.
- â I wish I had a story, likeââ
- 1172
- 00:53:00,450 --> 00:53:02,069
- â Did you steal it?
- â No.
- 1173
- 00:53:02,070 --> 00:53:05,739
- And I still don't have
- a white elephant gift, on top of it all.
- 1174
- 00:53:05,740 --> 00:53:07,829
- â You've got to get one.
- â I'm trying.
- 1175
- 00:53:07,830 --> 00:53:09,409
- â I will help you with this.
- 1176
- 00:53:09,410 --> 00:53:11,789
- I know a lot of places that aren't malls.
- 1177
- 00:53:11,790 --> 00:53:13,079
- â That would be great.
- 1178
- 00:53:23,720 --> 00:53:26,929
- â What did you mean last night
- when you said you could relate?
- 1179
- 00:53:26,930 --> 00:53:30,139
- â That was just a comment
- based on an assumption
- 1180
- 00:53:30,140 --> 00:53:33,060
- that I was making about you and Harper.
- 1181
- 00:53:35,980 --> 00:53:38,730
- â I think it's probably
- an accurate assumption.
- 1182
- 00:53:40,990 --> 00:53:43,159
- You don't have to talk to me
- about this stuff.
- 1183
- 00:53:43,160 --> 00:53:44,529
- I know it's weird, likeââ
- 1184
- 00:53:44,530 --> 00:53:46,409
- â So, what has she told you?
- 1185
- 00:53:46,410 --> 00:53:48,619
- â That you dated in high school.
- 1186
- 00:53:48,620 --> 00:53:50,869
- That you were her first girlfriend.
- 1187
- 00:53:50,870 --> 00:53:52,790
- That's about it.
- 1188
- 00:53:54,170 --> 00:53:55,920
- â Is there more?
- â Mmâhmm.
- 1189
- 00:53:56,960 --> 00:53:57,960
- Yeah, a little.
- 1190
- 00:54:00,920 --> 00:54:02,930
- I mean...
- 1191
- 00:54:05,640 --> 00:54:07,639
- Yeah.
- 1192
- 00:54:07,640 --> 00:54:10,139
- Yeah, growing up,
- we were totally inseparable.
- 1193
- 00:54:10,140 --> 00:54:11,849
- We were best friends.
- 1194
- 00:54:11,850 --> 00:54:15,020
- And then, freshman year,
- we became more than friends.
- 1195
- 00:54:16,270 --> 00:54:18,270
- We started dating.
- 1196
- 00:54:20,030 --> 00:54:23,449
- But nobody knew that, obviously.
- 1197
- 00:54:23,450 --> 00:54:26,489
- And we would, like,
- leave these little love letters
- 1198
- 00:54:26,490 --> 00:54:28,279
- inâin each other's lockers.
- 1199
- 00:54:28,280 --> 00:54:31,409
- And one day, one of Harper's friends
- found one of the letters,
- 1200
- 00:54:31,410 --> 00:54:34,709
- and she asked Harper whâwhat it was about,
- 1201
- 00:54:34,710 --> 00:54:39,499
- and Harper basically just said
- that I am gay
- 1202
- 00:54:39,500 --> 00:54:41,339
- and that I wouldn't leave her alone.
- 1203
- 00:54:41,340 --> 00:54:44,299
- And then within a couple days,
- like, everybody in school found out,
- 1204
- 00:54:44,300 --> 00:54:47,340
- and everybody was so awful to me.
- 1205
- 00:54:48,390 --> 00:54:50,430
- â I'm sorry, that'sââ I'm sorry.
- 1206
- 00:54:51,470 --> 00:54:54,559
- â Yeah, so the thing that
- I can relate to is just
- 1207
- 00:54:54,560 --> 00:54:58,269
- being in love with somebody that is...
- 1208
- 00:54:58,270 --> 00:55:01,070
- too afraid to show the world who they are.
- 1209
- 00:55:07,990 --> 00:55:09,700
- But that was a long time ago.
- 1210
- 00:55:10,740 --> 00:55:12,289
- â Yeah.
- 1211
- 00:55:14,290 --> 00:55:16,289
- â Thank you!
- 1212
- 00:55:16,290 --> 00:55:19,040
- All right, that's enough.
- 1213
- 00:55:20,090 --> 00:55:23,879
- And with this next song,
- we're gonna need a little help from you.
- 1214
- 00:55:23,880 --> 00:55:26,469
- â We're gonna ask you a...
- 1215
- 00:55:26,470 --> 00:55:28,089
- â Question.
- â ...question.
- 1216
- 00:55:28,090 --> 00:55:30,349
- And you are going to...
- 1217
- 00:55:30,350 --> 00:55:31,929
- â Give us the answer.
- â ...answer.
- 1218
- 00:55:31,930 --> 00:55:34,059
- â Yeah.
- â It's simple.
- 1219
- 00:55:34,060 --> 00:55:35,639
- Here we go.
- 1220
- 00:55:40,150 --> 00:55:42,609
- We're gonna
- sing. Ready? â Mmâhmm. Yeah.
- 1221
- 00:55:53,580 --> 00:55:54,999
- â Everybody!
- â Whoa.
- 1222
- 00:56:04,130 --> 00:56:05,919
- â No. No, what? Oh, my God, no.
- â What?
- 1223
- 00:56:05,920 --> 00:56:07,879
- â Oh, we're gonna get
- a little more intimate now.
- 1224
- 00:56:07,880 --> 00:56:09,219
- Yes!
- 1225
- 00:56:11,600 --> 00:56:13,389
- Oh...
- 1226
- 00:56:13,390 --> 00:56:16,019
- Come on, you want to hear her sing, right?
- 1227
- 00:56:16,020 --> 00:56:19,689
- Yeah. Yeah, we
- want to hear her sing. â
- 1228
- 00:56:53,970 --> 00:56:56,809
- â Um, I shouldââ I should close out.
- 1229
- 00:56:56,810 --> 00:56:58,849
- It'sââ Harper texted me.
- 1230
- 00:56:58,850 --> 00:57:01,189
- â Oh.
- â Yes.
- 1231
- 00:57:06,190 --> 00:57:07,569
- ...of the square.
- 1232
- 00:57:07,570 --> 00:57:09,189
- The guy at the top of the square.
- 1233
- 00:57:09,190 --> 00:57:10,399
- That's the business model.
- 1234
- 00:57:10,400 --> 00:57:12,029
- It's brilliant.
- 1235
- 00:57:12,030 --> 00:57:14,069
- â Hi.
- 1236
- 00:57:14,070 --> 00:57:15,579
- â Oh, Abby's here.
- â Shots, shots, shots.
- 1237
- 00:57:15,580 --> 00:57:17,619
- You guys ready?
- â How wasââ How was tonight?
- 1238
- 00:57:17,620 --> 00:57:19,159
- â Shots! â Oh, shots. ABBY:
- It was great. It was good.
- 1239
- 00:57:19,160 --> 00:57:20,959
- - All right, I think I'm gonna grab a beer.
- - Shots, shots, shots, shots.
- 1240
- 00:57:20,960 --> 00:57:22,499
- â No, no, no, no.
- â No, Abby, Abby, hey.
- 1241
- 00:57:22,500 --> 00:57:23,629
- Cannot be at this place sober.
- 1242
- 00:57:23,630 --> 00:57:24,839
- It's aââ Ready? Cheers.
- ASHLEY and KELLY: Cheers.
- 1243
- 00:57:24,840 --> 00:57:26,169
- â Eyes, eyes.
- â Eyes, eyes.
- 1244
- 00:57:26,170 --> 00:57:28,419
- â Eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes,
- eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes, eyes.
- 1245
- 00:57:28,420 --> 00:57:29,550
- One, two, three. Go.
- 1246
- 00:57:30,590 --> 00:57:32,549
- Oh!
- 1247
- 00:57:32,550 --> 00:57:34,259
- â Okay, I need some music.
- â Did you have dinner?
- 1248
- 00:57:34,260 --> 00:57:35,679
- - Come, come, come, come, come.
- - Yeah.
- 1249
- 00:57:35,680 --> 00:57:37,510
- â Wait. Okay, I'll come right back.
- 1250
- 00:57:41,310 --> 00:57:43,399
- Are you having the most terrible time?
- 1251
- 00:57:43,400 --> 00:57:44,479
- â No.
- 1252
- 00:57:44,480 --> 00:57:46,319
- No, I'mâI'm just tired.
- 1253
- 00:57:46,320 --> 00:57:47,569
- â Okay.
- â I'm really tired.
- 1254
- 00:57:47,570 --> 00:57:49,479
- I think I'm gonna go.
- 1255
- 00:57:49,480 --> 00:57:51,029
- â Oh, no.
- 1256
- 00:57:51,030 --> 00:57:52,529
- Uh...
- 1257
- 00:57:52,530 --> 00:57:54,779
- I kind of want to stay
- a little bit longer.
- 1258
- 00:57:54,780 --> 00:57:56,700
- Is that okay?
- 1259
- 00:58:02,250 --> 00:58:04,119
- â Yeah, you shouldââ Yes, of course.
- 1260
- 00:58:04,120 --> 00:58:05,379
- Yeah. Yeah, I'm justââ
- â Yeah?
- 1261
- 00:58:05,380 --> 00:58:06,709
- Are you sure?
- â Mm.
- 1262
- 00:58:06,710 --> 00:58:08,419
- â Okay.
- 1263
- 00:58:08,420 --> 00:58:10,009
- And you'll get home okay?
- 1264
- 00:58:10,010 --> 00:58:11,589
- I won't be out late.
- 1265
- 00:58:11,590 --> 00:58:12,969
- Okay.
- 1266
- 00:58:12,970 --> 00:58:15,719
- Text me when you get home.
- 1267
- 00:58:15,720 --> 00:58:17,099
- Hey.
- 1268
- 00:58:17,100 --> 00:58:18,259
- How about you?
- 1269
- 00:58:18,260 --> 00:58:19,769
- You won't. You won't.
- 1270
- 00:58:19,770 --> 00:58:22,310
- - She will. You won't. You won't.
- - You won't.
- 1271
- 00:58:56,890 --> 00:58:58,349
- Well, that was fun.
- 1272
- 00:58:58,350 --> 00:59:00,099
- Whew. Yeah.
- 1273
- 00:59:02,180 --> 00:59:04,599
- â I'm glad you came out.
- â Yeah.
- 1274
- 00:59:04,600 --> 00:59:06,849
- â It's been a minute, you know,
- since we've gotten to do this.
- 1275
- 00:59:06,850 --> 00:59:09,560
- Like, since weââ
- 1276
- 00:59:10,610 --> 00:59:11,899
- Well, you know.
- 1277
- 00:59:11,900 --> 00:59:13,989
- I've missed you.
- 1278
- 00:59:13,990 --> 00:59:15,739
- â No, it's nice to catch up.
- 1279
- 00:59:15,740 --> 00:59:17,199
- â Yeah.
- 1280
- 00:59:19,830 --> 00:59:22,119
- â Well, I'm that way.
- 1281
- 00:59:22,120 --> 00:59:23,659
- â Oh, darn.
- â Where are you?
- 1282
- 00:59:23,660 --> 00:59:25,159
- I'm that way.
- 1283
- 00:59:25,160 --> 00:59:26,669
- â Good night.
- â Good night.
- 1284
- 00:59:26,670 --> 00:59:28,249
- It was great seeing you.
- 1285
- 00:59:32,250 --> 00:59:34,260
- Hey, Harper, was there someone else?
- 1286
- 00:59:36,630 --> 00:59:38,050
- â What do you mean?
- 1287
- 00:59:39,090 --> 00:59:41,140
- â Is that why we broke up?
- 1288
- 00:59:42,180 --> 00:59:44,269
- â No.
- 1289
- 00:59:44,270 --> 00:59:46,979
- No, I mean, IâI told you
- that the long distance
- 1290
- 00:59:46,980 --> 00:59:48,809
- just got too hard andââ
- 1291
- 00:59:48,810 --> 00:59:50,309
- â The distance. Yeah, I know, I know.
- 1292
- 00:59:50,310 --> 00:59:51,610
- I know.
- 1293
- 00:59:54,280 --> 00:59:56,109
- I don't know. Just...
- 1294
- 00:59:56,110 --> 00:59:58,990
- kind of always felt like
- there was something...
- 1295
- 01:00:00,780 --> 01:00:04,040
- Kind of felt like there was
- something you weren't telling me.
- 1296
- 01:00:11,170 --> 01:00:13,170
- â There wasn't someone else.
- 1297
- 01:00:33,860 --> 01:00:35,280
- Hey.
- 1298
- 01:00:37,320 --> 01:00:39,319
- â What's wrong?
- 1299
- 01:00:39,320 --> 01:00:40,659
- â Just making sure you're okay.
- 1300
- 01:00:40,660 --> 01:00:42,279
- â Why wouldn't I be?
- 1301
- 01:00:42,280 --> 01:00:44,869
- â I don't know, you weren't
- answering me, so I wasââ
- 1302
- 01:00:44,870 --> 01:00:47,909
- â IâI know, but youâyou knew
- I was out with my friends.
- 1303
- 01:00:47,910 --> 01:00:49,289
- â Yeah, but, I mean, I didn't know that
- 1304
- 01:00:49,290 --> 01:00:50,999
- you were gonna be out
- till 2:00 in the morning,
- 1305
- 01:00:51,000 --> 01:00:52,209
- so I'm just checking on you.
- 1306
- 01:00:52,210 --> 01:00:54,499
- â Okay.
- 1307
- 01:00:54,500 --> 01:00:56,799
- I'm sorry.
- I didn't know I had a curfew.
- 1308
- 01:00:56,800 --> 01:00:58,589
- â What is going on with you?
- 1309
- 01:00:58,590 --> 01:01:00,589
- â Nothing. Iââ
- 1310
- 01:01:00,590 --> 01:01:02,299
- Nothing.
- 1311
- 01:01:02,300 --> 01:01:06,139
- I just don't know why
- you're keeping tabs on me.
- 1312
- 01:01:06,140 --> 01:01:08,099
- â Keeping tabs on you?
- â Yeah.
- 1313
- 01:01:08,100 --> 01:01:09,729
- It justââ
- 1314
- 01:01:11,310 --> 01:01:12,899
- â What?
- 1315
- 01:01:12,900 --> 01:01:16,479
- â It just feels a little... suffocating.
- 1316
- 01:01:16,480 --> 01:01:17,859
- â I'm suffocating you?
- 1317
- 01:01:17,860 --> 01:01:19,859
- â Or not, but justââ
- 1318
- 01:01:19,860 --> 01:01:21,819
- â Well, I feel really suffocated
- in the closet
- 1319
- 01:01:21,820 --> 01:01:23,239
- that you shoved me back into.
- â Shh!
- 1320
- 01:01:23,240 --> 01:01:24,699
- You agreed to this.
- 1321
- 01:01:24,700 --> 01:01:25,949
- â Yeah, we were practically already here.
- 1322
- 01:01:25,950 --> 01:01:27,199
- â Can you shââ
- 1323
- 01:01:27,200 --> 01:01:28,619
- Please be quiet.
- 1324
- 01:01:28,620 --> 01:01:30,620
- â I was gonnaââ Iââ
- 1325
- 01:01:32,420 --> 01:01:34,669
- If I knew that part
- of what I was agreeing to
- 1326
- 01:01:34,670 --> 01:01:36,709
- was you hanging out
- with your exâboyfriend all night,
- 1327
- 01:01:36,710 --> 01:01:39,710
- â maybe I wouldn't have.
- â God, Abby.
- 1328
- 01:01:42,260 --> 01:01:45,349
- I justââ I feel like
- we just need some space.
- 1329
- 01:01:45,350 --> 01:01:46,640
- â You need some space?
- 1330
- 01:01:48,470 --> 01:01:50,270
- Okay.
- 1331
- 01:01:51,440 --> 01:01:52,849
- â Abby.
- 1332
- 01:01:52,850 --> 01:01:54,309
- Oh.
- 1333
- 01:01:54,310 --> 01:01:57,479
- She is very heavyâfooted.
- 1334
- 01:01:57,480 --> 01:02:02,489
- Honey, I have a list of party errands
- that Jane has volunteered to run,
- 1335
- 01:02:02,490 --> 01:02:04,699
- but I don't trust her
- to do them on her own,
- 1336
- 01:02:04,700 --> 01:02:07,159
- so I need you to supervise.
- 1337
- 01:02:07,160 --> 01:02:09,080
- â Okay.
- 1338
- 01:02:13,420 --> 01:02:15,580
- â It's a long list.
- 1339
- 01:02:18,710 --> 01:02:20,509
- Okay.
- 1340
- 01:02:32,020 --> 01:02:33,770
- No, no.
- 1341
- 01:02:38,230 --> 01:02:41,109
- - Hey.
- - Okay, so...
- 1342
- 01:02:41,110 --> 01:02:44,489
- I might have been a little judgmental
- when we last spoke.
- 1343
- 01:02:44,490 --> 01:02:48,159
- You are in an unusual situation,
- and as your friend,
- 1344
- 01:02:48,160 --> 01:02:50,489
- I should have created
- a safe space for you to share
- 1345
- 01:02:50,490 --> 01:02:52,909
- without the threat of criticism, so...
- 1346
- 01:02:52,910 --> 01:02:54,579
- I'm sorry.
- 1347
- 01:02:54,580 --> 01:02:56,249
- I am here.
- 1348
- 01:02:56,250 --> 01:02:57,879
- No judgment.
- 1349
- 01:02:57,880 --> 01:02:59,419
- What is going on?
- 1350
- 01:02:59,420 --> 01:03:00,999
- Well, let's see.
- 1351
- 01:03:01,000 --> 01:03:03,129
- I was arrested by mall security yesterday,
- 1352
- 01:03:03,130 --> 01:03:05,299
- and now Harper's entire family
- thinks I'm a criminal.
- 1353
- 01:03:05,300 --> 01:03:07,759
- And after spending her entire night, like,
- 1354
- 01:03:07,760 --> 01:03:11,679
- until 2:00 in the morning,
- with her exâboyfriend Connor,
- 1355
- 01:03:11,680 --> 01:03:14,019
- she's acting like someone
- I barely even recognize.
- 1356
- 01:03:14,020 --> 01:03:16,599
- And I want to just get out of here,
- but it would cost me
- 1357
- 01:03:16,600 --> 01:03:18,769
- like a thousand dollars
- to get a ride, andââ
- 1358
- 01:03:18,770 --> 01:03:21,359
- This is why I avoid Christmas.
- 1359
- 01:03:21,360 --> 01:03:23,029
- It brings out the worst in everything.
- 1360
- 01:03:23,030 --> 01:03:26,069
- IâI know this isn't about me.
- I just feel crazy, likeââ
- 1361
- 01:03:26,070 --> 01:03:28,739
- Do Iââ It'sââ
- Do I stick it out for two days?
- 1362
- 01:03:28,740 --> 01:03:30,739
- It'sâit's not that long.
- 1363
- 01:03:30,740 --> 01:03:32,830
- But I don't know. Iââ
- 1364
- 01:03:34,040 --> 01:03:35,909
- What would you do?
- 1365
- 01:03:35,910 --> 01:03:37,079
- Uh...
- 1366
- 01:03:37,080 --> 01:03:38,539
- Uh... uh...
- 1367
- 01:03:38,540 --> 01:03:39,669
- I...
- 1368
- 01:03:39,670 --> 01:03:41,799
- Thank you.
- 1369
- 01:03:41,800 --> 01:03:44,759
- I'm gonnaââ I'm gonna need
- to give this a think.
- 1370
- 01:03:44,760 --> 01:03:46,510
- I think.
- 1371
- 01:03:47,760 --> 01:03:49,590
- â Hello?
- 1372
- 01:04:14,540 --> 01:04:16,159
- Hey, um...
- 1373
- 01:04:16,160 --> 01:04:17,909
- Hey, it's Abby.
- 1374
- 01:04:17,910 --> 01:04:20,039
- Are youââ Are you doing
- anything right now?
- 1375
- 01:04:20,040 --> 01:04:22,289
- Who's really gonna want
- a mini doughnut factory?
- 1376
- 01:04:22,290 --> 01:04:23,839
- Uh, this family.
- 1377
- 01:04:23,840 --> 01:04:25,879
- I saw two of their cousins
- get in a fistfight
- 1378
- 01:04:25,880 --> 01:04:27,719
- over a quesadilla maker
- at this party once.
- 1379
- 01:04:27,720 --> 01:04:29,800
- Oh, yikes.
- 1380
- 01:04:36,930 --> 01:04:38,389
- â Everything all right?
- 1381
- 01:04:38,390 --> 01:04:39,690
- â Yeah.
- 1382
- 01:04:42,690 --> 01:04:45,859
- Thank you so much. It looks so good.
- 1383
- 01:04:45,860 --> 01:04:47,939
- I mean, itâit looks good.
- 1384
- 01:04:52,910 --> 01:04:54,369
- This is all for me.
- 1385
- 01:04:54,370 --> 01:04:55,869
- It's not. It's not.
- 1386
- 01:04:55,870 --> 01:04:57,039
- I'm just kidding.
- 1387
- 01:04:57,040 --> 01:04:58,749
- It's for myââ
- 1388
- 01:04:58,750 --> 01:05:00,830
- And yes, we'll haveââ
- 1389
- 01:05:06,090 --> 01:05:08,209
- Ready to go?
- 1390
- 01:05:12,470 --> 01:05:14,470
- â It's probably okay.
- 1391
- 01:05:29,440 --> 01:05:31,909
- â Oh, do not put that there.
- 1392
- 01:05:31,910 --> 01:05:34,659
- What do you think this is, a barn party?
- 1393
- 01:05:34,660 --> 01:05:37,579
- Hey, everyone, please come down!
- 1394
- 01:05:37,580 --> 01:05:41,249
- We are getting this photo
- as soon as Jane gets here.
- 1395
- 01:05:41,250 --> 01:05:42,959
- â Honey, are you sure
- this is the best time?
- 1396
- 01:05:42,960 --> 01:05:44,419
- People will start arriving any minute.
- 1397
- 01:05:44,420 --> 01:05:45,999
- â It's the only time.
- 1398
- 01:05:48,960 --> 01:05:50,509
- Hi, Abby.
- â Hi.
- 1399
- 01:05:50,510 --> 01:05:53,009
- Oh, where should I put
- this white elephant gift?
- 1400
- 01:05:53,010 --> 01:05:54,839
- â I don't know. In the oven?
- 1401
- 01:05:54,840 --> 01:05:56,469
- Jesus, Abby, where do you think it goes?
- 1402
- 01:05:56,470 --> 01:05:58,009
- Under the damn tree.
- 1403
- 01:05:58,010 --> 01:05:59,639
- I'm sorry.
- 1404
- 01:05:59,640 --> 01:06:01,309
- I'm sorry.
- 1405
- 01:06:01,310 --> 01:06:03,649
- You probably never even
- had a Christmas tree.
- 1406
- 01:06:03,650 --> 01:06:06,109
- We do this party every year,
- 1407
- 01:06:06,110 --> 01:06:09,279
- and every year,
- no matter how early I start planning,
- 1408
- 01:06:09,280 --> 01:06:11,989
- I just feel totally unprepared.
- 1409
- 01:06:11,990 --> 01:06:15,779
- And I can't find my Christmas brooch.
- 1410
- 01:06:15,780 --> 01:06:17,329
- Have you seen it?
- 1411
- 01:06:17,330 --> 01:06:18,909
- You can tell me.
- 1412
- 01:06:18,910 --> 01:06:20,329
- I won't be mad.
- 1413
- 01:06:20,330 --> 01:06:22,210
- I just want to know it's safe.
- 1414
- 01:06:23,670 --> 01:06:25,130
- â I haven't seen it.
- 1415
- 01:06:26,630 --> 01:06:28,039
- â Okay.
- 1416
- 01:06:28,040 --> 01:06:32,509
- Well, if it should magically
- appear on my dresser,
- 1417
- 01:06:32,510 --> 01:06:34,509
- there will be no questions asked.
- 1418
- 01:06:34,510 --> 01:06:35,760
- â Okay.
- â Okay.
- 1419
- 01:06:43,810 --> 01:06:46,309
- Um...
- 1420
- 01:06:46,310 --> 01:06:47,520
- Hey, Ted.
- 1421
- 01:06:48,610 --> 01:06:51,739
- I just wanted to mentionââ
- 1422
- 01:06:51,740 --> 01:06:54,989
- everything that happened yesterday
- was a complete misunderstanding.
- 1423
- 01:06:54,990 --> 01:06:56,489
- You know, I would never, everââ
- 1424
- 01:06:56,490 --> 01:06:58,739
- Youâyou don'tââ You don't have to explain.
- 1425
- 01:06:58,740 --> 01:07:01,159
- Let's just avoid
- any further incidents, yes?
- 1426
- 01:07:01,160 --> 01:07:02,909
- â Yeah. Yes.
- â Okay.
- 1427
- 01:07:02,910 --> 01:07:05,459
- â Ho, ho, ho. Merry Christmas Eve.
- â Oh.
- 1428
- 01:07:05,460 --> 01:07:07,459
- â Hey, Abby.
- â Hey.
- 1429
- 01:07:07,460 --> 01:07:09,459
- â Look at what this little elf brought in.
- 1430
- 01:07:09,460 --> 01:07:11,299
- Wow. What is that?
- 1431
- 01:07:11,300 --> 01:07:13,049
- â This is my masterpiece.
- 1432
- 01:07:13,050 --> 01:07:15,549
- Whoever picks it is gonna be very pleased.
- 1433
- 01:07:15,550 --> 01:07:16,969
- â Oh, Jane, I'm so glad you're here.
- 1434
- 01:07:16,970 --> 01:07:18,299
- The printer's jammed again.
- 1435
- 01:07:18,300 --> 01:07:20,310
- â Oh, okay. I'm on it.
- 1436
- 01:07:32,320 --> 01:07:34,939
- â Hey.
- â Hey.
- 1437
- 01:07:34,940 --> 01:07:36,739
- What'd you do today?
- 1438
- 01:07:36,740 --> 01:07:40,069
- â I just went and got
- a white elephant gift.
- 1439
- 01:07:40,070 --> 01:07:41,409
- â Oh.
- 1440
- 01:07:41,410 --> 01:07:42,869
- In town?
- 1441
- 01:07:42,870 --> 01:07:44,199
- â Yeah.
- 1442
- 01:07:44,200 --> 01:07:45,619
- â How'd you get there?
- 1443
- 01:07:45,620 --> 01:07:46,709
- â Has Jane arrived yet?
- 1444
- 01:07:46,710 --> 01:07:49,539
- â Yeah, Jane's in Ted's office with him.
- 1445
- 01:07:49,540 --> 01:07:51,419
- Jane, Ted, now!
- 1446
- 01:07:51,420 --> 01:07:54,049
- Nice of you two to join us.
- Where are the twins?
- 1447
- 01:07:54,050 --> 01:07:56,759
- â They don't feel like having
- their picture taken tonight.
- 1448
- 01:07:59,300 --> 01:08:01,810
- Harper, come with me.
- 1449
- 01:08:07,940 --> 01:08:09,439
- It's really a break from
- 1450
- 01:08:09,440 --> 01:08:12,569
- traditional gifting
- and a move into the extraordinary.
- 1451
- 01:08:12,570 --> 01:08:15,239
- The vessels are curated
- for each individual.
- 1452
- 01:08:15,240 --> 01:08:17,859
- â We'd be happy to mindfully assembleââ
- â Uh, SâSloane was
- 1453
- 01:08:17,860 --> 01:08:21,569
- on track to make partner at her firm
- before she left to start a family.
- 1454
- 01:08:21,570 --> 01:08:22,739
- She's our super mom,
- 1455
- 01:08:22,740 --> 01:08:27,159
- Harper is our powerhouse, and, uh, Jane...
- 1456
- 01:08:27,160 --> 01:08:29,869
- Iâis the only reason
- the Internet ever works in this house.
- 1457
- 01:08:29,870 --> 01:08:31,329
- Aw.
- 1458
- 01:08:31,330 --> 01:08:33,170
- I have a way with routers.
- 1459
- 01:08:35,050 --> 01:08:36,799
- Excuse me, all.
- 1460
- 01:08:36,800 --> 01:08:38,969
- Uh, the twins have prepared
- a little song for you.
- 1461
- 01:08:38,970 --> 01:08:40,259
- Oh.
- 1462
- 01:08:53,520 --> 01:08:55,609
- â What are you drinking?
- 1463
- 01:08:55,610 --> 01:08:57,819
- â Oh, it's a spiced... alcohol.
- 1464
- 01:08:57,820 --> 01:09:00,239
- â Gross. Can I have some?
- â Yeah.
- 1465
- 01:09:03,370 --> 01:09:05,869
- âMmâhmm. â So, Plort is the
- leader of the Shadow Dreamers.
- 1466
- 01:09:05,870 --> 01:09:07,909
- He's half human, half Quazzle.
- â Mmâhmm. Mmâhmm.
- 1467
- 01:09:07,910 --> 01:09:10,329
- â He's got the eyes of a Verg
- but the heart of a Zengle.
- 1468
- 01:09:10,330 --> 01:09:12,249
- The Verg comes from his mother's side,
- generations back.
- 1469
- 01:09:12,250 --> 01:09:14,039
- If you want the spa package vessel,
- 1470
- 01:09:14,040 --> 01:09:15,879
- you could do edible bubble bath.
- â Excuse me, Sloane.
- 1471
- 01:09:15,880 --> 01:09:18,009
- Uh, Harry wants to meet the twins.
- 1472
- 01:09:18,010 --> 01:09:19,379
- â I'll find them.
- â Okay.
- 1473
- 01:09:19,380 --> 01:09:20,719
- â Excuse me.
- 1474
- 01:09:20,720 --> 01:09:23,599
- â You know?
- Thing is, my parents were so attached
- 1475
- 01:09:23,600 --> 01:09:28,059
- to me believing in Santa Claus
- that even after years go by
- 1476
- 01:09:28,060 --> 01:09:30,099
- and I stop believing in Santa Claus,
- 1477
- 01:09:30,100 --> 01:09:32,269
- and they knew that I stopped
- believing in Santa Claus,
- 1478
- 01:09:32,270 --> 01:09:34,269
- we just kept that charade going.
- 1479
- 01:09:34,270 --> 01:09:37,479
- Their investment in it just made me feel
- so bad for them, you know?
- 1480
- 01:09:37,480 --> 01:09:39,030
- â Mmâhmm.
- 1481
- 01:09:40,070 --> 01:09:42,409
- Yeah.
- 1482
- 01:09:42,410 --> 01:09:44,449
- â Like, so bad for them that...
- 1483
- 01:09:44,450 --> 01:09:47,739
- you know, that I eventually
- just murdered them.
- 1484
- 01:09:47,740 --> 01:09:48,909
- â That sounds fun.
- â Mm.
- 1485
- 01:09:48,910 --> 01:09:50,370
- Okay.
- 1486
- 01:09:51,410 --> 01:09:53,039
- What is happening?
- 1487
- 01:09:53,040 --> 01:09:54,499
- Hey, you guys.
- 1488
- 01:09:54,500 --> 01:09:56,169
- Connor, you made it.
- 1489
- 01:09:56,170 --> 01:09:57,879
- - Hi. Merry Christmas. Hi.
- - Hey, guys. Merry Christmas.
- 1490
- 01:09:57,880 --> 01:09:59,709
- Good to see you. Hi.
- 1491
- 01:09:59,710 --> 01:10:02,130
- â Merry Christmas.
- â I don't know.
- 1492
- 01:10:04,180 --> 01:10:05,969
- Yesterday, I'd never felt closer
- 1493
- 01:10:05,970 --> 01:10:08,349
- to another person
- in my entire life, and now I...
- 1494
- 01:10:08,350 --> 01:10:11,059
- I don't know her.
- 1495
- 01:10:11,060 --> 01:10:14,479
- And I thought she loved me
- and was happy, but I...
- 1496
- 01:10:14,480 --> 01:10:18,519
- IâI see her here, and she's so terrified
- of what everyone thinks,
- 1497
- 01:10:18,520 --> 01:10:20,859
- and it's just making me wonder
- who the real Harper is.
- 1498
- 01:10:20,860 --> 01:10:22,899
- You know?
- 1499
- 01:10:22,900 --> 01:10:24,950
- â Well, maybe they both are.
- 1500
- 01:10:28,240 --> 01:10:30,240
- â I was gonna ask her
- to marry me tomorrow.
- 1501
- 01:10:37,130 --> 01:10:40,129
- â Um, I'm gonna get you a real drink.
- 1502
- 01:10:40,130 --> 01:10:41,970
- Okay?
- 1503
- 01:10:45,390 --> 01:10:46,639
- Abby.
- 1504
- 01:10:46,640 --> 01:10:48,429
- Abby!
- 1505
- 01:10:48,430 --> 01:10:50,470
- Sorry. What?
- 1506
- 01:10:51,470 --> 01:10:52,640
- Um...
- 1507
- 01:10:53,850 --> 01:10:55,099
- How are you here?
- 1508
- 01:10:55,100 --> 01:10:56,519
- â When are you gonna get this?
- 1509
- 01:10:56,520 --> 01:10:58,269
- I have been tracking you.
- 1510
- 01:10:58,270 --> 01:10:59,649
- Mm, mm, mm, mm.
- 1511
- 01:10:59,650 --> 01:11:00,859
- â Hello.
- 1512
- 01:11:00,860 --> 01:11:01,860
- â Hi.
- 1513
- 01:11:01,861 --> 01:11:02,899
- I'm Tipper.
- 1514
- 01:11:02,900 --> 01:11:04,489
- - This is my home.
- - Oh.
- 1515
- 01:11:04,490 --> 01:11:06,240
- â Are you the exâboyfriend?
- 1516
- 01:11:10,910 --> 01:11:13,749
- YâYes. I am John,
- 1517
- 01:11:13,750 --> 01:11:16,369
- Abby's heterosexual exâboyfriend,
- 1518
- 01:11:16,370 --> 01:11:19,459
- and I have come to get her back.
- 1519
- 01:11:19,460 --> 01:11:20,999
- Mm. I see.
- 1520
- 01:11:21,000 --> 01:11:24,839
- Well, it would've been nice
- to have known you were coming,
- 1521
- 01:11:24,840 --> 01:11:28,339
- but since you are here, enjoy.
- 1522
- 01:11:28,340 --> 01:11:30,350
- Thank you so much.
- 1523
- 01:11:31,810 --> 01:11:34,139
- Okay, I nailed that, and she is fabulous.
- 1524
- 01:11:34,140 --> 01:11:35,389
- â What are you doing?
- 1525
- 01:11:35,390 --> 01:11:38,189
- â That phone call earlier
- was a cry for help.
- 1526
- 01:11:38,190 --> 01:11:40,649
- I'm here to rescue you.
- Please get your things.
- 1527
- 01:11:45,320 --> 01:11:46,489
- â Is that the exâboyfriend?
- 1528
- 01:11:47,950 --> 01:11:49,410
- Oh, my God.
- 1529
- 01:11:50,580 --> 01:11:52,579
- â I mean, I guess he's handsome. Iââ
- 1530
- 01:11:52,580 --> 01:11:54,580
- Can we please go?
- 1531
- 01:11:59,670 --> 01:12:01,209
- â Harper.
- 1532
- 01:12:01,210 --> 01:12:02,669
- It's over.
- 1533
- 01:12:02,670 --> 01:12:04,210
- I'm done.
- 1534
- 01:12:10,300 --> 01:12:12,310
- â I'm just gonna...
- 1535
- 01:12:13,390 --> 01:12:16,059
- â Everybody, please take your seats.
- 1536
- 01:12:16,060 --> 01:12:18,900
- We're ready to begin white elephant.
- 1537
- 01:12:20,650 --> 01:12:22,109
- Abby. Hey.
- 1538
- 01:12:22,110 --> 01:12:23,439
- Can we just talk for a second?
- 1539
- 01:12:23,440 --> 01:12:25,229
- â No. I got to go. IâI can'tââ
- 1540
- 01:12:25,230 --> 01:12:26,819
- I can't do this for you anymore.
- 1541
- 01:12:26,820 --> 01:12:28,569
- But, uh, merry Christmas.
- 1542
- 01:12:28,570 --> 01:12:32,029
- Enjoy your family, and enjoy Connor.
- 1543
- 01:12:32,030 --> 01:12:35,159
- â What? What?
- No, I don'tââ I don't want him.
- 1544
- 01:12:35,160 --> 01:12:36,749
- I don't want Connor.
- 1545
- 01:12:36,750 --> 01:12:37,909
- I want you.
- 1546
- 01:12:37,910 --> 01:12:39,079
- â Then what was that?
- 1547
- 01:12:39,080 --> 01:12:40,789
- â I don't know.
- 1548
- 01:12:40,790 --> 01:12:43,629
- Why are you huddled
- in a corner with Riley?
- 1549
- 01:12:43,630 --> 01:12:45,959
- â None of this has anything
- to do with Riley.
- 1550
- 01:12:45,960 --> 01:12:48,379
- This is all happening
- because of you, Harper.
- 1551
- 01:12:48,380 --> 01:12:51,969
- You not telling your parents about us
- is a choice that you made.
- 1552
- 01:12:51,970 --> 01:12:53,929
- â It is not that simple.
- â Do you know how painful
- 1553
- 01:12:53,930 --> 01:12:58,389
- it's been to watch the person
- that I love choose to hide me?
- 1554
- 01:12:58,390 --> 01:13:00,900
- â I am not hiding you. I am hiding me.
- 1555
- 01:13:01,940 --> 01:13:03,769
- Okay?
- 1556
- 01:13:03,770 --> 01:13:06,859
- Our entire life,
- we have been expected to be
- 1557
- 01:13:06,860 --> 01:13:10,820
- these perfect, golden children.
- 1558
- 01:13:11,990 --> 01:13:15,539
- I mean, love in our house wasn't
- something we just got for free.
- 1559
- 01:13:15,540 --> 01:13:17,119
- It is something that we competed for,
- 1560
- 01:13:17,120 --> 01:13:19,540
- and if we veered
- off their course, we lost it.
- 1561
- 01:13:21,040 --> 01:13:23,289
- IâI know it's messed up, okay?
- 1562
- 01:13:23,290 --> 01:13:24,959
- I get it.
- 1563
- 01:13:24,960 --> 01:13:26,629
- But they're my parents,
- 1564
- 01:13:26,630 --> 01:13:29,129
- and I am scared that if
- I tell them who I really am,
- 1565
- 01:13:29,130 --> 01:13:31,299
- I will lose them.
- 1566
- 01:13:31,300 --> 01:13:34,930
- And I know, if I don't tell them,
- I will lose you.
- 1567
- 01:13:36,970 --> 01:13:38,980
- I don't want to lose you.
- 1568
- 01:13:41,230 --> 01:13:42,559
- â Hey, come here. Come here.
- 1569
- 01:13:42,560 --> 01:13:44,309
- â No, I don't want to lose you.
- â No, no.
- 1570
- 01:13:44,310 --> 01:13:46,269
- Look at me. Come here.
- Look at me. It's okay.
- 1571
- 01:13:46,270 --> 01:13:48,360
- â I don'tââ â Hey, stop.
- 1572
- 01:13:50,030 --> 01:13:52,410
- - I don't want to lose you.
- - You're not.
- 1573
- 01:13:57,410 --> 01:13:59,790
- Matilda and Magnus...
- 1574
- 01:14:03,330 --> 01:14:05,249
- If you want a present...
- 1575
- 01:14:05,250 --> 01:14:07,249
- You better have a number.
- 1576
- 01:14:07,250 --> 01:14:08,629
- 'Sup?
- 1577
- 01:14:08,630 --> 01:14:10,009
- â 'Sup?
- 1578
- 01:14:10,010 --> 01:14:11,549
- Anybody else?
- 1579
- 01:14:12,840 --> 01:14:14,840
- â You pump?
- 1580
- 01:14:15,970 --> 01:14:18,509
- â I'm sorry?
- â Weights.
- 1581
- 01:14:18,510 --> 01:14:20,390
- â Oh.
- â Yeah.
- 1582
- 01:14:21,520 --> 01:14:23,479
- â Yeah.
- 1583
- 01:14:23,480 --> 01:14:25,900
- You?
- â Yeah. Yeah.
- 1584
- 01:14:27,020 --> 01:14:29,030
- What do you bench?
- 1585
- 01:14:30,110 --> 01:14:32,109
- Thousand. ThouâThousand, plus.
- 1586
- 01:14:32,110 --> 01:14:34,159
- All right. Everybody have your numbers?
- 1587
- 01:14:34,160 --> 01:14:35,779
- â Kids?
- â Sloane, Sloane, Sloane!
- 1588
- 01:14:35,780 --> 01:14:37,369
- â Hmm? Yeah?
- â Can we just talk for a sec?
- 1589
- 01:14:37,370 --> 01:14:39,369
- â Oh, what's there to talk about?
- You and Abby are in
- 1590
- 01:14:39,370 --> 01:14:41,199
- a romantic relationship,
- and you've been lying
- 1591
- 01:14:41,200 --> 01:14:42,959
- to the family about it
- for God knows how long.
- 1592
- 01:14:42,960 --> 01:14:44,539
- Does that sound about right, orââ
- 1593
- 01:14:44,540 --> 01:14:48,249
- â Just, uh, please don't tell
- Mom and Dad yet.
- 1594
- 01:14:48,250 --> 01:14:50,549
- Please, Sloane.
- 1595
- 01:14:50,550 --> 01:14:52,880
- I'm telling them after the holidays.
- 1596
- 01:15:01,470 --> 01:15:02,809
- Just rip it.
- 1597
- 01:15:02,810 --> 01:15:04,689
- Please promise me you won't say anything.
- 1598
- 01:15:04,690 --> 01:15:07,099
- Now is just very bad timing,
- 1599
- 01:15:07,100 --> 01:15:09,189
- and I'm telling them everything
- after the holidays anyways.
- 1600
- 01:15:09,190 --> 01:15:10,729
- â Honestly, I feel sorry for you.
- 1601
- 01:15:10,730 --> 01:15:12,359
- Mom and Dad are gonna be so heartbroken
- 1602
- 01:15:12,360 --> 01:15:14,359
- when they find out you've
- been lying to them.
- 1603
- 01:15:14,360 --> 01:15:16,569
- â Sloane, if youââ
- â Wait. Kids?
- 1604
- 01:15:16,570 --> 01:15:18,909
- Found you!
- 1605
- 01:15:18,910 --> 01:15:20,119
- Oh.
- 1606
- 01:15:20,120 --> 01:15:21,329
- â Are you kidding me?
- 1607
- 01:15:21,330 --> 01:15:23,659
- No one's supposed to know yet.
- 1608
- 01:15:23,660 --> 01:15:25,409
- We had an agreement.
- 1609
- 01:15:25,410 --> 01:15:26,919
- â I'm sorry.
- 1610
- 01:15:26,920 --> 01:15:29,590
- â I guess I'm not
- the only one with a secret.
- 1611
- 01:15:33,130 --> 01:15:34,549
- â Wow.
- â Yeah.
- 1612
- 01:15:34,550 --> 01:15:36,429
- â Yeah, that isââ That'sâthat's good mass.
- 1613
- 01:15:36,430 --> 01:15:38,049
- That is solid.
- â Yeah. Thanks, man.
- 1614
- 01:15:38,050 --> 01:15:40,299
- Oh, my God. They all look so nice.
- 1615
- 01:15:40,300 --> 01:15:42,139
- Just choose, Jane.
- 1616
- 01:15:42,140 --> 01:15:43,929
- â Eeny, meeny, miââ
- 1617
- 01:15:43,930 --> 01:15:45,479
- I'm just kidding.
- 1618
- 01:15:46,481 --> 01:15:48,899
- â You have no idea what goes on
- in other people's families,
- 1619
- 01:15:48,900 --> 01:15:50,979
- so you need to just keep your mouth shut!
- 1620
- 01:15:50,980 --> 01:15:53,439
- You keep your mouth shut, psycho!
- 1621
- 01:15:53,440 --> 01:15:55,360
- â I should run. Yeah.
- â Yeah.
- 1622
- 01:15:57,410 --> 01:15:59,159
- Levi. We shouldââ
- 1623
- 01:15:59,160 --> 01:16:01,240
- Huh. I wonder what this one is.
- 1624
- 01:16:02,660 --> 01:16:05,289
- Abby, get the Santa.
- 1625
- 01:16:05,290 --> 01:16:07,119
- â I meanââ
- â You stay out of this, Sappho.
- 1626
- 01:16:07,120 --> 01:16:08,169
- â I wouldââ
- 1627
- 01:16:09,880 --> 01:16:12,169
- â I don't know what this is.
- 1628
- 01:16:12,170 --> 01:16:14,459
- It's big.
- 1629
- 01:16:14,460 --> 01:16:16,010
- Oh!
- 1630
- 01:16:18,510 --> 01:16:20,259
- Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 1631
- 01:16:20,260 --> 01:16:21,799
- â Oh, gosh.
- 1632
- 01:16:21,800 --> 01:16:23,810
- Here, help me out here.
- 1633
- 01:16:25,310 --> 01:16:27,519
- Whatâwhatâwhatââ WhâWhat is this?
- 1634
- 01:16:27,520 --> 01:16:29,849
- â It's a painting of Main Street.
- 1635
- 01:16:29,850 --> 01:16:30,770
- I made it.
- 1636
- 01:16:30,771 --> 01:16:32,359
- â I love that.
- 1637
- 01:16:35,940 --> 01:16:37,739
- No! No, no, no!
- 1638
- 01:16:37,740 --> 01:16:40,159
- I'll kill you!
- 1639
- 01:16:40,160 --> 01:16:41,199
- I'll kill you!
- 1640
- 01:16:41,200 --> 01:16:42,699
- - What are you doing?
- - Girls!
- 1641
- 01:16:42,700 --> 01:16:44,949
- What is going on?
- 1642
- 01:16:44,950 --> 01:16:46,409
- â Yeah, what is going on?
- 1643
- 01:16:46,410 --> 01:16:48,459
- Harper, do you want
- to tell them, or should I?
- 1644
- 01:16:48,460 --> 01:16:49,959
- â Don't, Sloane!
- â Why?
- 1645
- 01:16:49,960 --> 01:16:51,129
- It's not good timing?
- 1646
- 01:16:52,210 --> 01:16:53,919
- â Girls, stop that this instant!
- 1647
- 01:16:53,920 --> 01:16:55,499
- â Come on, guys. Just hug it out.
- 1648
- 01:16:55,500 --> 01:16:56,669
- Shut up, Jane!
- 1649
- 01:16:56,670 --> 01:16:58,379
- â Don't do this, Sloane.
- 1650
- 01:16:58,380 --> 01:17:00,839
- â All this because you're scared
- to not be the favorite.
- 1651
- 01:17:00,840 --> 01:17:01,889
- Pathetic.
- 1652
- 01:17:01,890 --> 01:17:03,049
- â Sloane, you're making a scene!
- 1653
- 01:17:03,050 --> 01:17:04,099
- I am?
- 1654
- 01:17:04,100 --> 01:17:06,470
- You think she's so innocent?
- 1655
- 01:17:07,600 --> 01:17:10,639
- All of this is happening
- because Harper isââ
- 1656
- 01:17:15,320 --> 01:17:17,439
- â Harper is a lesbian.
- 1657
- 01:17:17,440 --> 01:17:19,450
- Abby's her girlfriend.
- 1658
- 01:17:31,790 --> 01:17:33,000
- â She is lying.
- 1659
- 01:17:35,000 --> 01:17:36,299
- I am not a lesbian.
- 1660
- 01:17:36,300 --> 01:17:40,090
- Sloane is the one that has this bigââ
- 1661
- 01:18:07,620 --> 01:18:09,579
- No!
- 1662
- 01:18:11,790 --> 01:18:13,749
- Harper!
- 1663
- 01:18:13,750 --> 01:18:15,879
- â Stop it! Goddamn it, stop it!
- â Oh, my.
- 1664
- 01:18:15,880 --> 01:18:16,999
- No!
- 1665
- 01:18:17,000 --> 01:18:18,999
- Enough!
- 1666
- 01:18:20,340 --> 01:18:25,139
- â I put 100 hours
- into that painting, and you...
- 1667
- 01:18:25,140 --> 01:18:28,390
- you just destroyed it like it was nothing.
- 1668
- 01:18:30,560 --> 01:18:31,980
- It was something.
- 1669
- 01:18:33,350 --> 01:18:35,860
- I am something.
- 1670
- 01:18:37,110 --> 01:18:38,609
- And guess what.
- 1671
- 01:18:38,610 --> 01:18:39,979
- I like myself.
- 1672
- 01:18:39,980 --> 01:18:44,450
- And maybe you all don't
- because I'm not fancy.
- 1673
- 01:18:45,660 --> 01:18:48,869
- But whether you like it or not,
- I'm a part of this family,
- 1674
- 01:18:48,870 --> 01:18:51,409
- and I will not be left out anymore!
- 1675
- 01:18:51,410 --> 01:18:52,709
- No!
- 1676
- 01:18:56,580 --> 01:18:57,919
- â Stop it, girls!
- 1677
- 01:18:57,920 --> 01:18:59,919
- Stop this right now.
- 1678
- 01:18:59,920 --> 01:19:01,089
- Guys, you keep ripping it more!
- 1679
- 01:19:01,090 --> 01:19:03,549
- Kids, what are you doing back there?
- 1680
- 01:19:03,550 --> 01:19:06,220
- Playing hideâandâseek
- like Abby and Aunt Harper.
- 1681
- 01:19:22,780 --> 01:19:24,199
- Abby?
- 1682
- 01:19:29,740 --> 01:19:31,620
- â Want to go for a walk?
- 1683
- 01:19:32,660 --> 01:19:33,910
- Okay.
- 1684
- 01:19:34,960 --> 01:19:36,749
- Okay.
- 1685
- 01:19:36,750 --> 01:19:38,829
- Come on.
- 1686
- 01:19:38,830 --> 01:19:40,750
- My parents loved Christmas.
- 1687
- 01:19:41,840 --> 01:19:43,169
- We would do all the stuff.
- 1688
- 01:19:43,170 --> 01:19:45,469
- We would decorate and...
- 1689
- 01:19:45,470 --> 01:19:47,890
- do the tree and watch, like,
- every Christmas movie.
- 1690
- 01:19:52,470 --> 01:19:56,229
- After they died, IâI couldn't really
- bring myself to acknowledge Christmas.
- 1691
- 01:19:56,230 --> 01:19:57,770
- Hmm.
- 1692
- 01:19:59,650 --> 01:20:03,319
- â The holidays were just
- a huge reminder of...
- 1693
- 01:20:03,320 --> 01:20:05,860
- them not being here.
- 1694
- 01:20:08,030 --> 01:20:10,319
- So I really thought
- maybe this year with...
- 1695
- 01:20:10,320 --> 01:20:14,909
- with Harper and meeting
- her family, you know,
- 1696
- 01:20:14,910 --> 01:20:16,790
- that it would just feel different.
- 1697
- 01:20:24,510 --> 01:20:27,589
- I don'tââ I don't think that she...
- 1698
- 01:20:27,590 --> 01:20:29,589
- loves me as much as I thought she did.
- 1699
- 01:20:29,590 --> 01:20:31,260
- â Hey.
- 1700
- 01:20:32,350 --> 01:20:37,349
- Harper not coming out to her parents
- has nothing to do with you.
- 1701
- 01:20:37,350 --> 01:20:40,350
- How could it not?
- 1702
- 01:20:42,310 --> 01:20:46,110
- â Remind me, what did your parents say
- when you told them you were gay?
- 1703
- 01:20:47,320 --> 01:20:51,200
- â Um, that they loved and supported me.
- 1704
- 01:20:52,370 --> 01:20:54,580
- â That's amazing.
- 1705
- 01:20:58,000 --> 01:21:00,419
- My dad...
- 1706
- 01:21:00,420 --> 01:21:02,249
- kicked me out of the house
- 1707
- 01:21:02,250 --> 01:21:04,960
- and didn't talk to me
- for 13 years after I told him.
- 1708
- 01:21:06,880 --> 01:21:09,300
- Everybody's story is different.
- 1709
- 01:21:10,680 --> 01:21:12,969
- There's your version
- 1710
- 01:21:12,970 --> 01:21:17,020
- and my version and everything in between.
- 1711
- 01:21:19,640 --> 01:21:22,939
- But the one thing that
- all of those stories have in common
- 1712
- 01:21:22,940 --> 01:21:27,439
- is that moment
- right before you say those words,
- 1713
- 01:21:27,440 --> 01:21:30,529
- when your heart is racing
- 1714
- 01:21:30,530 --> 01:21:32,820
- and you don't know what's coming next.
- 1715
- 01:21:35,780 --> 01:21:37,790
- That moment's really terrifying.
- 1716
- 01:21:39,460 --> 01:21:41,619
- And then once you say those words,
- 1717
- 01:21:41,620 --> 01:21:44,039
- you can't unsay them.
- 1718
- 01:21:44,040 --> 01:21:48,419
- A chapter has ended,
- and a new one's begun,
- 1719
- 01:21:48,420 --> 01:21:52,589
- and you have to be ready for that.
- 1720
- 01:21:52,590 --> 01:21:54,800
- You can't do it for anyone else.
- 1721
- 01:21:56,720 --> 01:21:59,639
- Just because Harper isn't ready,
- 1722
- 01:21:59,640 --> 01:22:02,189
- it doesn't mean she never will be,
- 1723
- 01:22:02,190 --> 01:22:04,099
- and it doesn't mean she doesn't love you.
- 1724
- 01:22:09,900 --> 01:22:13,449
- IâI want to be with someone who is ready.
- 1725
- 01:22:13,450 --> 01:22:15,370
- â Mm.
- 1726
- 01:22:28,050 --> 01:22:30,589
- You look great in this coat.
- 1727
- 01:22:30,590 --> 01:22:32,509
- - Merry Christmas. Thank you.
- - Thank you.
- 1728
- 01:22:36,140 --> 01:22:37,890
- Just wait for me in the car.
- 1729
- 01:22:44,480 --> 01:22:45,690
- Great party.
- 1730
- 01:22:46,730 --> 01:22:48,319
- â Yeah.
- 1731
- 01:22:48,320 --> 01:22:49,440
- â You okay?
- 1732
- 01:22:53,070 --> 01:22:54,910
- â I'm so sorry.
- 1733
- 01:23:02,120 --> 01:23:04,290
- Merry Christmas.
- 1734
- 01:23:05,870 --> 01:23:07,630
- â Merry Christmas.
- 1735
- 01:23:12,550 --> 01:23:14,379
- â She's a really good one.
- 1736
- 01:23:14,380 --> 01:23:16,220
- Yeah.
- 1737
- 01:23:20,260 --> 01:23:21,470
- â Riley.
- â Sloane.
- 1738
- 01:23:27,650 --> 01:23:29,520
- â I'm sorry.
- 1739
- 01:23:30,730 --> 01:23:32,900
- Okay, come on. Let's get you two to bed.
- 1740
- 01:23:34,990 --> 01:23:37,239
- â Thank you, Ms. Levin, for coming,
- 1741
- 01:23:37,240 --> 01:23:41,489
- and again, my apologies for the spectacle.
- 1742
- 01:23:41,490 --> 01:23:43,250
- â I'll call you.
- 1743
- 01:23:50,460 --> 01:23:52,459
- â What the hell happened tonight?
- 1744
- 01:23:52,460 --> 01:23:54,969
- Even as children,
- you never behaved this badly.
- 1745
- 01:23:54,970 --> 01:23:57,889
- I expected more from you,
- especially you, Harper.
- 1746
- 01:23:57,890 --> 01:23:59,929
- You know how this world works.
- 1747
- 01:23:59,930 --> 01:24:04,349
- Reputation is everything,
- and tonight you jeopardized mine.
- 1748
- 01:24:04,350 --> 01:24:07,189
- Jane, I know youâyou just
- wanted to be included.
- 1749
- 01:24:07,190 --> 01:24:08,479
- â It was really nice.
- 1750
- 01:24:08,480 --> 01:24:12,439
- â Sloane, making up lies
- about your sister.
- 1751
- 01:24:12,440 --> 01:24:13,819
- You're better than that.
- 1752
- 01:24:13,820 --> 01:24:16,280
- At least you used to be.
- 1753
- 01:24:18,860 --> 01:24:20,989
- â Sorry, I'mâI'm just getting my stuff.
- 1754
- 01:24:20,990 --> 01:24:23,079
- â Wait, Abby.
- 1755
- 01:24:23,080 --> 01:24:24,700
- Wait.
- 1756
- 01:24:27,160 --> 01:24:29,170
- Sloane wasn't lying.
- 1757
- 01:24:30,750 --> 01:24:32,250
- I'm gay.
- 1758
- 01:24:36,840 --> 01:24:39,760
- And I am in love with Abby.
- 1759
- 01:24:41,970 --> 01:24:43,969
- I'm sorry I didn't tell you guys sooner,
- 1760
- 01:24:43,970 --> 01:24:47,519
- but I know how much appearances
- and reputation matter to you,
- 1761
- 01:24:47,520 --> 01:24:50,809
- and me being gay just didn't...
- 1762
- 01:24:50,810 --> 01:24:53,229
- fit into the plan.
- 1763
- 01:24:53,230 --> 01:24:57,149
- But I...
- 1764
- 01:24:57,150 --> 01:25:00,360
- let myself hurt Riley...
- 1765
- 01:25:02,160 --> 01:25:05,159
- ...because I was so scared
- that you would find out
- 1766
- 01:25:05,160 --> 01:25:07,410
- I wasn't who you wanted me to be.
- 1767
- 01:25:08,500 --> 01:25:10,289
- And...
- 1768
- 01:25:10,290 --> 01:25:12,880
- I still regret it.
- 1769
- 01:25:14,170 --> 01:25:17,880
- I can't do that to Abby...
- 1770
- 01:25:19,930 --> 01:25:21,720
- ...and throw away...
- 1771
- 01:25:23,100 --> 01:25:24,680
- ...our life together.
- 1772
- 01:25:27,640 --> 01:25:32,399
- So I am done being scared,
- 1773
- 01:25:32,400 --> 01:25:34,900
- and I am done keeping secrets.
- 1774
- 01:25:37,070 --> 01:25:38,820
- I love you.
- 1775
- 01:26:03,050 --> 01:26:05,470
- â Eric and I are getting a divorce.
- 1776
- 01:26:06,720 --> 01:26:09,680
- We separated a few months ago.
- 1777
- 01:26:10,930 --> 01:26:12,979
- And the truth is I didn't tell you
- 1778
- 01:26:12,980 --> 01:26:15,230
- because without my family
- I'm worthless to you.
- 1779
- 01:26:16,900 --> 01:26:22,149
- We've spent our entire lives
- trying to earn your love,
- 1780
- 01:26:22,150 --> 01:26:24,160
- and I'm done, too.
- 1781
- 01:26:30,870 --> 01:26:34,370
- â I don't have any secrets,
- but I am an ally.
- 1782
- 01:26:49,060 --> 01:26:51,599
- â I'm gonna go.
- 1783
- 01:26:51,600 --> 01:26:54,189
- â Wait. No, no.
- 1784
- 01:26:57,980 --> 01:26:59,900
- I did it.
- 1785
- 01:27:00,900 --> 01:27:02,610
- â Mmâhmm.
- 1786
- 01:27:04,320 --> 01:27:06,869
- I'm sorry.
- 1787
- 01:27:06,870 --> 01:27:09,490
- Uh, it's just too late.
- 1788
- 01:27:52,620 --> 01:27:56,749
- I have always wanted to try karate,
- 1789
- 01:27:56,750 --> 01:27:58,749
- even though I know it's not elegant.
- 1790
- 01:27:58,750 --> 01:28:01,039
- I hate flowers.
- 1791
- 01:28:01,040 --> 01:28:02,709
- â I see what you're doing.
- 1792
- 01:28:02,710 --> 01:28:07,380
- â We have been so worried
- about seeming perfect.
- 1793
- 01:28:09,050 --> 01:28:13,020
- But maybe we don't even know
- what perfect is.
- 1794
- 01:28:14,060 --> 01:28:16,389
- We have one daughter
- 1795
- 01:28:16,390 --> 01:28:20,399
- who has been unhappy in a marriage
- and felt like she couldn't tell us,
- 1796
- 01:28:20,400 --> 01:28:23,689
- and another daughter who...
- 1797
- 01:28:23,690 --> 01:28:27,359
- just had her heart broken
- 1798
- 01:28:27,360 --> 01:28:30,279
- because she was afraid
- 1799
- 01:28:30,280 --> 01:28:33,039
- we wouldn't love her
- if she told us the truth.
- 1800
- 01:28:33,040 --> 01:28:35,039
- And...
- 1801
- 01:28:35,040 --> 01:28:38,669
- The only reason that Jane is okay
- is because we gave up on her
- 1802
- 01:28:38,670 --> 01:28:41,079
- after she wouldn't stop
- biting in preschool.
- 1803
- 01:28:43,130 --> 01:28:45,209
- That is...
- 1804
- 01:28:45,210 --> 01:28:49,430
- very far from perfect, if you ask me.
- 1805
- 01:28:57,100 --> 01:28:59,019
- â Thanks.
- 1806
- 01:28:59,020 --> 01:29:01,189
- â I'm really sorry.
- 1807
- 01:29:01,190 --> 01:29:02,689
- â I know.
- 1808
- 01:29:02,690 --> 01:29:04,440
- Me, too.
- 1809
- 01:29:05,820 --> 01:29:08,199
- And, Jane, I...
- 1810
- 01:29:08,200 --> 01:29:11,659
- I'm so sorry about your painting.
- 1811
- 01:29:11,660 --> 01:29:13,449
- It was really beautiful.
- 1812
- 01:29:13,450 --> 01:29:15,699
- â It was.
- 1813
- 01:29:15,700 --> 01:29:17,870
- â Thanks, guys.
- 1814
- 01:29:23,710 --> 01:29:26,710
- â He just needs a little time.
- 1815
- 01:29:31,340 --> 01:29:33,969
- Okay, listen to these ingredients:
- 1816
- 01:29:33,970 --> 01:29:35,309
- maltodextrin,
- 1817
- 01:29:35,310 --> 01:29:38,019
- autolyzed yeast extract,
- 1818
- 01:29:38,020 --> 01:29:40,889
- artificial colorsââ Red 40 Lake,
- 1819
- 01:29:40,890 --> 01:29:44,149
- Yellow 6 Lake, Yellow 6, Yellow 5.
- 1820
- 01:29:44,150 --> 01:29:46,859
- Because all of the yellows
- taste so different.
- 1821
- 01:29:46,860 --> 01:29:49,609
- You know, I am disgusted at the poison
- 1822
- 01:29:49,610 --> 01:29:52,410
- these corporations
- try to pass off as food.
- 1823
- 01:29:54,240 --> 01:29:56,119
- â Who's watching the animals?
- 1824
- 01:29:56,120 --> 01:29:58,329
- â My therapist is taking care of them,
- but we should have
- 1825
- 01:29:58,330 --> 01:30:01,290
- a conversation about the fish
- at some point.
- 1826
- 01:30:02,580 --> 01:30:04,750
- â What happened to the fish?
- 1827
- 01:30:06,880 --> 01:30:08,880
- â Let's look at gum.
- 1828
- 01:30:12,970 --> 01:30:15,179
- Okay, so I just want to
- preface this by saying that
- 1829
- 01:30:15,180 --> 01:30:17,099
- nobody would disagree
- that fish belong in the ocean.
- 1830
- 01:30:17,100 --> 01:30:18,600
- Correct?
- 1831
- 01:30:21,230 --> 01:30:23,059
- â Abby.
- 1832
- 01:30:23,060 --> 01:30:24,559
- â HâHow did you evenââ
- 1833
- 01:30:24,560 --> 01:30:27,019
- â I tracked you. John taught me.
- 1834
- 01:30:27,020 --> 01:30:28,479
- â I just want to go home.
- 1835
- 01:30:28,480 --> 01:30:30,779
- I know. I justââ
- 1836
- 01:30:30,780 --> 01:30:33,160
- Please, let me say this.
- 1837
- 01:30:34,200 --> 01:30:36,449
- You are my family.
- 1838
- 01:30:36,450 --> 01:30:40,449
- I mean, you are the love of my life.
- 1839
- 01:30:40,450 --> 01:30:41,999
- I was terrible.
- 1840
- 01:30:42,000 --> 01:30:44,459
- Andâand I wish that
- I could undo everything,
- 1841
- 01:30:44,460 --> 01:30:46,839
- but I promise you
- I will make it up to you.
- 1842
- 01:30:46,840 --> 01:30:50,209
- I will spend the rest of my life
- making it up to you.
- 1843
- 01:30:50,210 --> 01:30:52,880
- And I won't hurt you like this again.
- 1844
- 01:30:55,010 --> 01:30:57,639
- But please...
- 1845
- 01:30:57,640 --> 01:30:59,469
- give me another chance.
- 1846
- 01:30:59,470 --> 01:31:01,930
- IâI want to build a life with you.
- 1847
- 01:31:03,980 --> 01:31:05,810
- Please.
- 1848
- 01:31:07,810 --> 01:31:09,399
- â And what about your parents? Iââ
- 1849
- 01:31:09,400 --> 01:31:11,439
- â No, no, I...
- 1850
- 01:31:11,440 --> 01:31:14,149
- I don't care what they think.
- 1851
- 01:31:14,150 --> 01:31:16,530
- I only care about you.
- 1852
- 01:31:17,870 --> 01:31:20,490
- If I have you, that's all I need.
- 1853
- 01:31:22,790 --> 01:31:24,500
- Be with me.
- 1854
- 01:31:54,360 --> 01:31:55,779
- So, the Shadow Dreamers
- 1855
- 01:31:55,780 --> 01:31:58,239
- were compelled to rise up against Flanks.
- 1856
- 01:31:58,240 --> 01:32:00,409
- Because of the blatant
- Thorfian rights violations.
- 1857
- 01:32:00,410 --> 01:32:01,789
- â Exactly.
- 1858
- 01:32:01,790 --> 01:32:02,869
- â Good morning.
- 1859
- 01:32:02,870 --> 01:32:04,159
- â Hey, morning. Merry Christmas.
- â Hi.
- 1860
- 01:32:04,160 --> 01:32:06,119
- â Morning.
- â Hey, Mom.
- 1861
- 01:32:06,120 --> 01:32:07,999
- â Hi.
- â Hi.
- 1862
- 01:32:08,000 --> 01:32:09,209
- How'd you sleep?
- 1863
- 01:32:09,210 --> 01:32:11,169
- â Did he come down?
- 1864
- 01:32:11,170 --> 01:32:12,919
- â No, not yet.
- 1865
- 01:32:12,920 --> 01:32:14,339
- Everyone.
- 1866
- 01:32:14,340 --> 01:32:15,549
- Go ahead, kids.
- 1867
- 01:32:15,550 --> 01:32:18,339
- â We put the necklace in Abby's bag.
- 1868
- 01:32:18,340 --> 01:32:19,969
- We're sorry.
- 1869
- 01:32:19,970 --> 01:32:21,299
- â Thank you.
- 1870
- 01:32:21,300 --> 01:32:23,389
- â Can we open our stockings now?
- 1871
- 01:32:23,390 --> 01:32:25,229
- â Yes.
- â Let's go.
- 1872
- 01:32:33,900 --> 01:32:38,239
- â Uh, I have sunk
- almost all of our savings
- 1873
- 01:32:38,240 --> 01:32:40,239
- into this campaign.
- 1874
- 01:32:40,240 --> 01:32:44,039
- Because I thought, if I won,
- 1875
- 01:32:44,040 --> 01:32:46,039
- you'd all be proud of me.
- 1876
- 01:32:46,040 --> 01:32:48,119
- â We're already proud of you.
- 1877
- 01:32:48,120 --> 01:32:50,379
- â We don't care if you win.
- 1878
- 01:32:50,380 --> 01:32:51,539
- â Yeah.
- 1879
- 01:32:51,540 --> 01:32:53,459
- And the money doesn't matter.
- 1880
- 01:32:53,460 --> 01:32:56,050
- When I sell my book,
- I'll take care of all of us.
- 1881
- 01:32:59,430 --> 01:33:02,219
- â I love you, girls.
- 1882
- 01:33:02,220 --> 01:33:05,019
- And I'm sorry for making you think
- 1883
- 01:33:05,020 --> 01:33:08,100
- that anything could ever
- get in the way of that.
- 1884
- 01:33:09,100 --> 01:33:10,769
- I want to do better,
- 1885
- 01:33:10,770 --> 01:33:14,069
- and it will take time,
- but all I want for you
- 1886
- 01:33:14,070 --> 01:33:16,189
- is to find the same joy and happiness
- 1887
- 01:33:16,190 --> 01:33:20,819
- that you have given me,
- no matter where it comes from.
- 1888
- 01:33:24,910 --> 01:33:26,699
- Aw.
- 1889
- 01:33:26,700 --> 01:33:29,579
- Mm.
- 1890
- 01:33:41,430 --> 01:33:42,839
- â Whoa!
- 1891
- 01:33:42,840 --> 01:33:44,139
- â Smile.
- 1892
- 01:33:44,140 --> 01:33:45,509
- Smile.
- 1893
- 01:33:45,510 --> 01:33:46,809
- Aw.
- 1894
- 01:33:46,810 --> 01:33:48,849
- â You didn't think I knew
- how to do that, did you?
- 1895
- 01:33:48,850 --> 01:33:49,850
- â Iââ It's impressive.
- 1896
- 01:34:07,370 --> 01:34:09,159
- â Hello?
- â Merry Christmas, Ted.
- 1897
- 01:34:09,160 --> 01:34:10,749
- â Merryââ
- â I'll get right to it.
- 1898
- 01:34:10,750 --> 01:34:13,289
- I like you. I think you can win, too,
- 1899
- 01:34:13,290 --> 01:34:15,249
- and not just this election.
- 1900
- 01:34:15,250 --> 01:34:17,629
- â Thank you, Ms. Levin.
- â Hold on. There's an "if."
- 1901
- 01:34:17,630 --> 01:34:21,339
- Now, I don't know if Sloane's
- revelation last night was true,
- 1902
- 01:34:21,340 --> 01:34:23,549
- but if it is...
- 1903
- 01:34:23,550 --> 01:34:27,219
- And Harper can adopt
- a "don't ask, don't tell" policy
- 1904
- 01:34:27,220 --> 01:34:29,889
- regarding her private life,
- 1905
- 01:34:29,890 --> 01:34:31,679
- I think we could be in business.
- 1906
- 01:34:31,680 --> 01:34:33,690
- What do you say?
- 1907
- 01:34:45,740 --> 01:34:47,329
- â Well?
- 1908
- 01:34:47,330 --> 01:34:49,290
- â It's not gonna work out.
- 1909
- 01:34:50,330 --> 01:34:51,579
- â Oh.
- 1910
- 01:34:51,580 --> 01:34:53,250
- â We'll figure something out.
- 1911
- 01:34:57,790 --> 01:34:59,589
- Great, soââ Wait, come over here.
- 1912
- 01:34:59,590 --> 01:35:01,919
- - Okay. Where am I? Here?
- - You move there.
- 1913
- 01:35:01,920 --> 01:35:04,089
- - Yeah, okay. Okay.
- - Hi, honey. Right.
- 1914
- 01:35:04,090 --> 01:35:06,139
- Um, Jane, you get in the middle.
- 1915
- 01:35:06,140 --> 01:35:07,140
- â Yeah.
- 1916
- 01:35:08,180 --> 01:35:09,599
- Right there.
- 1917
- 01:35:09,600 --> 01:35:11,349
- John, would you mind?
- 1918
- 01:35:11,350 --> 01:35:13,439
- â Oh, I would be delighted.
- 1919
- 01:35:13,440 --> 01:35:15,559
- Okay.
- 1920
- 01:35:15,560 --> 01:35:17,899
- â Abby, what are you doing way over there?
- 1921
- 01:35:17,900 --> 01:35:19,519
- Get in here.
- â Come on.
- 1922
- 01:35:23,950 --> 01:35:26,319
- â Okay. Everyone say, "Christmas."
- 1923
- 01:35:26,320 --> 01:35:28,199
- No, don't say that.
- 1924
- 01:35:38,040 --> 01:35:40,089
- "Once they cross Corvall Chasm,
- 1925
- 01:35:40,090 --> 01:35:42,259
- "they will enter floam territory.
- 1926
- 01:35:42,260 --> 01:35:45,679
- "The Shadow Dreamers know
- they might not all make it out
- 1927
- 01:35:45,680 --> 01:35:47,469
- "with their Krindoll intact,
- 1928
- 01:35:47,470 --> 01:35:51,509
- "but the entire Thorfian race
- rests on their shoulders.
- 1929
- 01:35:51,510 --> 01:35:56,019
- "They look to each other
- and then into the darkness.
- 1930
- 01:35:56,020 --> 01:35:59,479
- It is Glank who takes the first step."
- 1931
- 01:36:07,570 --> 01:36:09,369
- â Here you go.
- Thank you so much for coming.
- 1932
- 01:36:09,370 --> 01:36:10,409
- Thank you.
- 1933
- 01:36:10,410 --> 01:36:11,989
- â Bye.
- â Hi.
- 1934
- 01:36:11,990 --> 01:36:13,159
- â Hi.
- â We'll meet you there?
- 1935
- 01:36:13,160 --> 01:36:14,160
- â Yes. Yeah, yeah, yeah.
- 1936
- 01:36:14,160 --> 01:36:15,160
- â Okay.
- â Yeah, you bet.
- 1937
- 01:36:15,161 --> 01:36:16,369
- â That was awesome.
- â Bye.
- 1938
- 01:36:16,370 --> 01:36:17,419
- â Hi.
- â Hi.
- 1939
- 01:36:17,420 --> 01:36:18,579
- â Oh. Two at a time.
- â Oh.
- 1940
- 01:36:18,580 --> 01:36:19,789
- â Aah! â Oh, my word.
- â It's an onslaught.
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