I archived a lot of these articles for you, enjoy my autism.

Washington Post Doesn't know what to do about Hillary's health (SAME AUTHOR)
We need to stop talking about her health! - http:// archive.is/iuhVe
But now we do, a week later?- https://archive.is/AvvB1


Philly.com Author is confused about white outfits (SAME AUTHOR)
Melania Trump is in a KKK WHITE POWER suit - https://archive.is/sKlK1
But Hillary is in a powerful, white, suit - https://archive.is/ByFEl

Wall Street Journal is confused on what byline to run:
https://archive.is/UAsf9

Salon is confused on if health issues are importantHillary in 2016: https://archive.is/Tytes
McCain in 2008: https://archive.is/YfH8R

Clementine ford is confused if stereotypes are ok. (SAME AUTHOR)
ALL WHITE MEN ARE SEXIST: https://archive.is/sjnBd
NOT ALL MUSLIMS: https://archive.is/z1D3j

MSNBC author is confused if inviting family of a dead person to talk is exploitation. (SAME AUTHOR)
RNC manipulates a grieving mother! https://archive.is/g6JQ4
But it's okay when we do it https://archive.is/tVo3K
AP got drunk when they decided to ((fact check)) https://archive.is/bQI6R

Washington Post is confused if hillary said bernie was unqualified
Hillary Questions if Bernie is Qualified to be president: https://archive.is/yeAV8
BErnie's incorrect claim hillary called him unqualified: https://archive.is/Qg3rf

Washington Post doesn't know if they like Comey or not.
Republicans attack Comey for doing his job: https://archive.is/LHpdy
Comey is harming our democracy: https://archive.is/WukOG

Huffington post is confused on what thanksgiving means. Is it a national genocide or a refugee day? Refugees lead to genocide?
https://archive.is/DGGMf - national genocide day!
https://archive.is/VZCDE - This thanksgiving, WE WUZ REFUGEES

Slate is confused on if they like the electoral college or not
WE LOVE THE EC WITH OBAMA - https://archive.is/VK19q
WTF I HATE THE ELECTORAL COLLEGE NOW? ? - https://archive.is/JY1Xr

Huffington Post is confused about judging steak preferences
Trump eats his steak the worst way - https://archive.is/lX7wC
Judging how people eat steak makes you a Trump Supporter! - https://archive.is/eyiZU

Salon is confused by shootings
White people are starting a race war - https://archive.is/K9NO2
We need to stop blaming muslims for terrorism - https://archive.is/wZKxj
Still need to blame everyone for terrorism: https://archive.is/U9VTw
Hillary Campaign is confused if questioning elections is an attack on democracy.
Hillary "Direct Threat to Democracy"- https://archive.is/pEwn2
But her campaign recounts? - https://archive.is/XC8SW

Facebook really likes suppressing conservative views- https://archive.is/NUcwH

Cosmo is confused if ojectification is bad or not
When men do it, it's horrible - https://archive.is/ZpJPY
ITS OK WHEN WE DO IT - https://archive.is/ceo2E

Slate isn't sure if Trump is a moderate republican or a nazi.
Trump is a moderate - https://archive.is/tchV8
(SAME AUTHOR) America Fürst [get it, german makes him hitler!) - https://archive.is/sy09L
(different author) TRUMP IS A FACIST - https://archive.is/Fl7RI

New York Times is confused about wiretapping.
Trump has no evidence! - https://archive.is/IRcHb
But they ran a headline that says he does? - https://archive.is/1Zie5 [in editor notes at bottom of page]

CNN is really confused if they like family leave or not.
WE LOVE FAMILY LEAVE - https://archive.fo/95N8h
Trump's Budget includes family leave - https://archive.fo/3w6ZL
WTF I HATE FAMILY LEAVE NOW? IT HURTS WOMEN!! - https://archive.fo/uH6yn

Philly.com is really confused on if their homicide rate is going up or down.
Trump said Philly's murder rate is 'terribly increasing.' It's not. - https://archive.is/hemUJ
Why is homicide going up? https://archive.is/K1ZO0

Politico is confused about black unemployment
Bernie says-https://archive.is/R1GEJ
Trump false- https://archive.is/N9Bwy

NYT is confused about fake news
Fake news is spreading, shrug at truth - https://archive.is/ntm68
Time to retire Tained "fake news" - https://archive.is/3gu15

Salon is confused if all of a group must answer for violence
The violence white America must answer for - https://archive.is/Q2ZOb
Twitter- https://archive.is/zS7K9
Muslims don't need to apologize for Tsarnaevs- https://archive.is/67OjI
Twitter- https://archive.is/3ZPhD

Elizabeth Warren is confused if Washington is rigged - https://archive.is/WPF0p
Washington IS rigged - https://archive.is/cRzzB
Trump, Washington is NOT rigged - https://archive.is/J2L4p

CNN and Fake news again.
https://media.8ch.net/file_store/e09c5c1e5b3b1a4630f48c47a04c8a76aea9dbd7c20798fe932b7d80cf71b234.png
Rolls alone - https://archive.is/gEfdA
Bloomberg reporter disagrees- https://archive.is/0HAYP

Salon author doesn't know if he wants guns, or wants white people to not have guns (SAME AUTHOR)
(no guns for evil white people) - https://archive.is/zR8Z0
I need a gun tho - https://archive.is/tkxQZ

Huffingtonpost is confused if race matters for judges
Race matters in judicial decisions - https://archive.is/sjeqx
Trump is racist for wanting a non hispanic judge on his border wall - https://archive.is/bsoYI

Salon is confused about rioting (GAME DROP)
Burning and rioting is a legitimate political strategy- https://archive.is/ynxfR
Gamergate is about terrorism - https://archive.is/AyORU

Daily Kos can't decide if they like Comey or not
Obama needs to fire comey - https://archive.is/K1Ulk
Trump is Nixonian for firing comey - https://archive.is/cKyL4

National post is confused if they want more people, or less people.
WE NEED REFUGEES to have more population-https://archive.is/9jQFD
If you want to stop climate change, have less kids - https://archive.is/D0eRJ

CNBC is confused by rioting and dates
Trump is wrong about overnight riots on feb 20 - https://archive.is/hE7yK
But they report about it on the 21st?? - https://archive.is/pxsvE