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- I turned this into a Nicolas Cage simulator very quickly:
- "My name is Duck Newton," you say. "And this is my friend".
- He nods and walks over to you.
- "This is John Wilkes Booth," he says. "We're going to rob the Treasury Building".
- Booth smiles and waves at you
- > Summon nicolas cage
- You call Nicolas Cage to you and he appears in front of you. He holds his hands
- out to you and you grab them both. Cage grins and takes the offer.
- > Ask John Wilkes Booth "whats in it for me"
- "Nothing," he replies. "Just be careful".
- > Throw nicolas cage at him
- You toss Nic Cage's pistol at Booth. The gun flies through the air and hits Booth
- square in the chest. He falls backwards as if shot.
- > Run away with nicolas cage
- You run off with Nic Cage in hand. You run up an alleyway and duck down behind
- some barrels. Suddenly Nic Cage grabs you by the arm and throws you into the
- wall. You hit the ground hard and scream.
- > Go get ice cream with nic cage
- You head back to the Treasury Building where you find Nic Cage sitting on a bench
- eating ice cream. He gives you a look that tells you its not worth getting mad
- about.
- > Attempt to steal the declaration of independence
- You try to take the Declaration of Independence from Nic Cage but he catches
- you and shoves you against a barrel.
- > Steal nic cage's ice cream
- You take Nic Cage's ice cream and leave. You don't know why you're doing it,
- but you feel like you should do something. You think about how you could use
- this declaration of independence to get revenge on the Redneck Rebellion
- > go to town
- You decide to go to town and see if there's any trouble. You walk around town
- and see nothing. You also notice that the people here seem to be more friendly
- towards you than they used to. You wonder if all the violence has died down.
- > Steal something
- You decide to steal something. You grab a can of beer and run out of the bank.
- You hear a lot of noise outside so you hide in a dumpster. When you emerge you
- realize that the town isn't nearly as bad as you thought it would be
- > start a noise band
- You decide to start a noise band. You pick up a guitar and begin playing. People
- stop talking and just listen to you play. They're really enjoying themselves.
- Soon you have a crowd of fans. You even get a few girls singing along to your
- songs
- > Drink the beer
- You decide to drink the beer. You put the can in your mouth and suck on it. You
- enjoy the taste and the feeling of alcohol in your system. You continue drinking
- until you pass out.
- > Dream about nicolas cage
- You wake up to a very familiar voice. It's Nic Cage.
- > Invite nic cage to my noise band show
- You agree to Nic Cage's request and set up a show for him. You tell the audience
- that they'll meet Nic Cage later, but first they need to buy tickets to the
- concert.
- > Practice making noise
- You practice making noise for hours every day. Eventually you get good enough
- that Nic Cage invites you to join his noise band.
- > Accept offer
- You accept Nic Cage's invitation and become part of his noise band. You soon
- learn that Nic Cage is a bit of a loose cannon. His shows often end in chaos
- and he doesn't care one way or another about the people he's hurting. But he
- sure does love music
- > Thank nic cage
- You thank Nic Cage for giving you a job and telling you to follow your dreams.
- Then you kiss him goodbye and walk away.
- > Perform noise band with nic cage
- You perform a noisy show with Nic Cage. Everyone loves it and you even get a
- couple of girls dancing to your songs. A week passes and you receive a letter
- from Nic Cage. It says that he wants to marry you.
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