How Jesus Got His Name

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* Chat gives voice to Bob21121

<Bob21121>hi.....

<virginmary> hi Bob21121

<Bob21121> virginmary are you really a virgin?

<virginmary> why, yes, Bob21121, I am

<Bob21121> why are you in a chatroom? are you looking for sex?

<virginmary> no Bob21121, I'm already pregnant.

<Bob21121> What? how can you be pregnant virginmary? you said you're a virgin!

<virginmary> it's a rather long story Bob21121 and at the moment I'm tired and

waiting for my husband

<Bob21121> you're married and you're a virgin but you're pregnant? that doesn't make

any sense! what does your husband say about that?

<virginmary> he thinks it's great, Bob21121.

<Bob21121> virginmary I don't believe you!if you're pregnant why isn't your husband

with you?

<virginmary> he's looking for a place for us to spend the night, Bob21121

<Bob21121> you mean you're homeless??? you sleep outside and you're pregnant?!! you

will be a terrible parent virginmary!!!  i know!!!

<virginmary> Bob21121, we've been traveling. we're not homeless.

<Bob21121> you've been traveling?

<virginmary> yes Bob21121. we're from nazareth.

<Bob21121> Where are you going and why? does your husband even know??? i'll bet he

has no idea!!! i'll bet you're not even married!!

<virginmary> We've come to Bethlehem, Bob21121, the city of David.

<Bob21121> Why?

<virginmary> I don't know, you'll have to ask my husband. I believe we were ordered

to come by the Romans.

<Bob21121> when will he return? how could he leave you alone? does he even know

you're pregant with someone else's child?

<virginmary> Yes, Bob21121, he knows. An angel explained it all to him in a dream.

<Bob21121> An angel?!!!?  A dream!!!??? you're crazier than i am!!!!! If your

husband isn't the father then it has to be someone else's baby!! I think you're

lying virginmary. And I bet your husband left you and isn't coming back!! you're

screwed!!

<virginmary> You should have faith Bob21121. Everything will work out.

*Chat gives voice to Joseph

<virginmary> Joseph! I've been worried and waiting so long! And I've had to remain

here in case you came.

<Joseph> I am sorry. The city is full up. But I found a place to stay. It's not

fancy. In fact, it's a stable.

<Bob21121>A stable? You're going to let your pregnant wife stay in a stable? With

lambs and donkeys? What kind of husband are you, Joseph??!!

<virginmary> Joseph, meet Bob21121. Bob21121 this is my husband, Joseph.

<Joseph> Hi Bob21121. Sorry to be rude but I need to take my wife to the stable.

<Bob21121> .... you people are unbelievable!??!! you don't deserve to be parents!!

you should give the child up for adoption!!!

<Joseph> mary, nomads told me three elderly men with walking sticks will arrive soon

after you give birth. they come from the east to meet us, crossing the desert,

following the brightest star in the sky. they bring presents and tidings of joy.

<Bob21121> OMG!!! Nomads! Wise men! Be careful!!! They sound like a gang!! Jesus #

$@#!

*Chat-Bot kicks Bob21121, bad word detected #$@#.

<virginmary> He was an odd person.

<Joseph> Yes, but I liked the name he used, Jesus. Perhaps we should name our son

Jesus.

<virginmary> I agree, in honour of troubled souls like Bob.

*Information: Merry Christmas to all and to all a good night.


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