Assassin's Kang ver1

Assassin's Creed

Augustus Gloop (from Tim Burton's Charlie and the Chocolate Factory):
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=seyFh0kFz04 Original

Instrumental: https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Cr7o_wmU7Y8 Instrumental

Assassins creed, assassins creed,
A long winded series indeed
Assassin's creed, came out each year,
But Syndicate did fuck our rear
Now is the time for our rebound,
Redo this series from the ground
But don't, dear fans, be filled with dread
Desmond miles will still be dead
Desmond miles will still be dead
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Now first, of course
We must agree
What era will our setting be?
No pirate ships, and no japan
No killing Archduke Ferdinand
Can’t be obscure or go too deep
Not with sales and dates to keep
And then it struck,
I know our place!
A new setting that we can waste
A new setting that we can waste!
Put in bosses and then a bow
And ruin Caesar’s Cameo
For who would pan, our biggest bang!
Assassin’s Creed where we was kaaaangs