Awful fucking terribad

For anyone reading this, seriously read this fucking part.
This was one of the first things I tried to write.
It's a fucking awful piece of shit and I didn't finish it.
I figured I might as well post this because just holy shit it's so bad.
Use this as an example of what not to do, okay?
Fuck.





>wake up
>smells weird
>this bed is pretty small
>sit up
How did I get here?
>look around
>in a tree house
>a literal tree carved into a house
>hear horse gallops
>look out the window
>like a damn kids movie
>freaky bright colored ponies everywhere
>some with wings
>some with horns
What in the world did I do last night?
>cant remember
>hear door open and close
>quickly slide off and under bed
>hooves trot up the stairs
>"*gasp* Where did it go?"
>oh good a person is with them
>Brain: wait stay down
>why should I?
>Brain: if they know you're here then they must have brought you here
>good point
>annoying and high pitched voice: "What if it went into town and is terrorizing the town with its scary powers and everyone gets sick and-"
>stomach decides to put his word in
*Gurgle*
>shit
>a more southern voice says: "It's alright to come out. We wont hurtcha."
>slowly slide out and stand up
>three ponies stand in front of you
>one pink
>one purple
>one orange
>pink one: "Oh my gosh its tall! Wheres its fur?"
>holy shit it just talked
>step back confused but amazed while showing a face of shock
>she takes a step forward: "I wonder if it likes swee-"
>purple one interrupts: "Pinkie! You're scaring it!"
I'm not scared I'm just...a bit confused.
>all stare at you speechless
Uh...was it something I said?
>purple one steps forward: "I'm sorry I...we just were shocked you could speak."
Well I'm not used to talking ponies either...
>awkward silence
>Purple speaks up: "So what are you then?"
I am a human.
>orange one in the back: "Is that some kinda monkey?"
Distantly evolved, yes.
>see quill, ink, and paper all covered in a thin outline of purple float in front of the purple one
>staring at it
>purple speaks: "Is something wrong?"
>snap out retard mode
I uh...how is that floating there?
>purple: "Well see this horn on my head? I can cast spells with it. One of which being a levitation spell."
Interesting. The ponies where I come from don't have horns or wings.
>purple writes stuff down
>pink talks: "Well whats your name?"
My name is Anonymous. Call me Anon.
>pink replies: "Hello Anon! My name is Pinkie Pie! This is Twilight and back there is Applejack!"
How did I get here?
>Applejack still staring: "Well ah found ya layin next to a tree when ah was out buckin apples. Then ah broughtcha to Fluttershy's cottage and she wasn't there, so ah broughtcha here to Twilight's."
>Twilight:"And I decided to let you stay and rest up until we could find Fluttershy."
Oh okay. Who's Fluttershy?
>Twilight: "Shes a shy pony who cares for animals. She can communicate with them."
I thought all animals could communicate.
>Twilight says: "No they cant. Fluttershy can talk to them and they understand but if I try...I look stupid."
>you chuckle
>Pinkie Pie tilts her head like a dog: "Where did you come from?"
I live in America.
>"That's a silly name for a town! Hahaha!"
>shes on the ground laughing
>son of a female dog
>Brain: where the fuck are you
>dunno trying to find out
>She continues: "Do you know how you got here? Like to Equestria?"
>da fuck is equestria?
What's Equestria?
>Twilight: "Equestria is this land ruled by Princess Celestia. We are in PonyVille. Back to my question."
I don't remember. I just know that I was working late last night, there was a flash, and then I woke up in that bed.
>continues to scribble into the paper
>Pinkie Pie bounces up to you: "What kind of food do you eat?"
I'm an omnivore.
>they give you a strange look
>Brain: shit! they think you're gonna eat them
>Brain: quick, lie!
But I'm not really a big fan of meat.
>they relax
>good fuckin work man
>Applejack speaks: "When will ya get back? To your real home ah mean."
I think the question is how, not when.
>She nods
Twilight?
>She looks up: "Yes Anon?"
How do you think I can get back?
>she looks at you concerned: "I don't know if thats possible."
>what.
>Brain: you're fucked
Um...why not?
>"Because I don't even know where you came from. You said "America" but I know nothing of that place."
>shit
Um...on Earth?
>"What's that?"
>not even on the same planet...
>Brain: Aliens.
>what?
>Brain: Obviously extraterrestrial work is at hand here
>the fuck makes you think that?
>Brain: talking, candy colored ponies.
>oh yeah
Um, nevermind.
>Brain: Well looks like were staying
>fuck man.
>Brain: you can start anew...
>I guess so
>Brain: ask for a place to sleep
So Twilight...if I'm stuck here, where should I sleep?
>Twilight stops writing and thinks
>"I guess you could stay here. Unless you want to stay with Pinkie or Applejack."
Oh...Okay I'll stay here.
>Applejack looks at the clock and says: "I'm sorry uh...Anon I have to get back to the farm. See ya around!"
>she walks down the stairs and the door shuts
>Pinkie bounces over to the stairs: "Gotta get back to making cakes for the cakes! Haha thats a good one!"
>she bounces down the stairs making a springy noise every time she bounces
>Brain: how is she doing that
>dunno
>door opens
>hear Pinkie: "Oh hey Spike!"
>boyish voice: "Hi Pinkie!"
>door closes
>a small purple lizard with green spikes walks up the stairs
>he speaks: "Hey Twi I got the-"
>he stops and puts his stuff down seeing you
>runs over and says: "Hi! I'm Spike! What's your name?"
My name is Anon.
>he puts out a scaly hand
>shake it in respect
>Achievement Unlocked: Earned a Bro
>Twilight walks over to the bag and looks in
>She says: "Spike. You forgot the eggs."
>Spike turns around and runs over
>he says: "Oh yeah! I was wondering why I had a couple extra bits. Be right back!"
>he runs out
>Twilight looks at you: "Well Anon...what do you want to do? I can take you on a tour of the town if you want."
Yeah I'd like that Twilight
>"Then it's settled." She levitates a paper and quill
Do you write everything?
>blushing she says: "Well not everything...just the important things."
Oh, alright.
>head to the door
>get off the second floor
>nopony walked the dinosaur
>Twilight says: "Hold on Anon."
Yes?
>"You can call me Twi."
>she blushes a little then magically opens the door
>shes pretty cute
>Voice: I'd hit it.
>woah what?!
>you make a shocked face
>Twilight notices and nudges you with her hoof
>"You okay Anon?"
Yeah...just thought I heard something.
>you head over to the farm first
>ponies stare at you as you walk, some drop their things
Why are we going all the way over here? We're passing most of the town.
>Twi says: "well I wanted to start out and head in."
Makes sense.
>at farm
Wow thats a lot of trees
>Twi: "Yeah thats where we get most of the food."
>you stop in front of the barn
>Twi puts her hoof out and stands up like shes a tour lady: "This is Sweet Apple Acres! Alright lets go."
>shes obivously tired so you don't question her wanting to leave so quickly
>half way back
Hey Twi?
>she looks at you while walking: "What's on your mind?"
Thats actually exactly what I'm curious about.
>you both stop walking
>you move to a bench
>"Go on?"
Well earlier I heard a voice in my head which I believed to be my conscious, but it said some things that I wouldn't think of.
>she looks confused
So...do all of you ponies have another voice in your head? Is this like an Equestrian thing?
>Twi shakes her head: "No...I've never heard of that. Are you sure you didn't hear it before?"
Never in my life.
>Twi: "Can you discribe what it was like? The voice I mean."
Uh...it was a male voice.
>"A what?"
Oh well a Stallion I mean. We just call them males as humans, and females for mares.
>"Alright. Keep going."
Well...it wasn't that deep and it had a certain tone to it. Was completely random with crazy things too. If that helps.
>Twi looks at the ground trying to piece together what your saying
>Voice: Well I guess you're trying to get rid of me huh?
Well trying to understand you more.
>Twi: "Who are you tal-"
>you shhh her by putting a finger on her lips
>Voice: Okay you have 6 questions
Why are you in my head?
>voice: I'm not.
Why is your voice in my head?
>Voice: Talking to you with magic.
Why me?
>Voice: You have interesting body parts.
What else can you do?
>Voice: See through your eyes.
Where are you?
>Voice: Stuck.
Who are you?
>Voice: Discord. Okay thats it talk to you later. Also, you have 4 days.
4 days? What does that mean?
>no answer
>Twi: "What did the voice say?"
It said that its not in my head its talking through magic, says hes stuck, can see through my eyes, and his name is Discord.
>Twi's face turns from one of curiousity to fear: "We need to get you to Princess Celestia right away."
>Theres a purple flash and you're standing in a castle
>fuckin magic
>turn to Twi
>she looks really tired
>kneel down
Are you okay?
>Twi looks up at you and starts walking: "We have to talk to you Celestia."
>Celestia: "What is it my faithful student? I see you have brought the human?"
>Twi looks at her confused: "How did you know it was a human?"
>"Well I'm basically a godess here..."
>Twi looks at her concerningly: "His name is Anon. And he hears a voice that called himself Discord."
>Celestia looks down at you
>look up
>whoops
>didn't even notice the Princess on the Throne
>kneel before her
>she smiles warmly: "Please stand, we have much to talk about."
>her mane moves on its own
>trippy
>Celestia takes you to a room on the side
>"Sit down."
>you sit
>"Discord...used to be an Alicorn, having both wings and a horn like me. But he began to see other creatures body parts were more interesting or had a better purpose."
I don't like the way this is sounding.
>"He found an old forbidden dark magic locked deep within a temple. It gave to him the power of Gods. He decided to use it for Chaos."
Oh my.
>"But it had a catch. In order to maintain the power, he needed to steal life from other creatures. But only by posessing their minds and stealing their souls. His love for other animals body parts made this a dream come true for him."
Go on.
>"The process starts and he is only a voice for the first 2 days. Then he will start to influence your decision making over the next day, increasing with each."
>a slight chill runs down your spine
>"Starting on the last you will feel something spreading across your body. It moves very slowly and does not stop. Starting from the tips of your limbs to your heart. Once it reaches there your body will be in his control."
>"However, you may still speak. But only for a day. So technically you have 5 days left. Once this day is up, your body (which you feel no pain for) will erupt. He will be there and what ever part he likes will stay."
>you are trembling
W-what does he look like? Do you have a picture?
>"Come, see."
>you stand and walk to her
>she teleports you to a statue
>the statue shows a creature with different animals body parts as limbs
Princess?
>"Yes?"
Why me?
>"You are a new species to this world. He is curious."
But it's MY body!
>Discord: Not in 4 days!
Fuck you Discord.
>the Princess teleports you back to where Twilight has sitting
>Celestia: "You should get some rest, you both look exausted."
>with that a banana yellow bubble forms around you and Twilight and you are now back in the tree house
Magic is so weird.
>Twi: "You get used to it. So...what did she say?"
She basically told me I'm going to die in 4 days.
>Twi gasps: "Anon! I'm so sorry!"
>you sit on the bed
Its just...I just got here and I'm going to die...
>Twi looks at you: "Look Anon. Live like you've always wanted to. If you're going to die you might as well die happy right?"
>Discord: Dude you should fuck her.
Damnit Discord shut up!
>Twi is scared with tears in her eyes
>damn these feels
>hold her
I'm sorry...he's just...rude.
>Twi jumps a little that you touched her but then relaxes
>She teleports into the bed
>shes on the right side so you have room to lay
Goodnight Twi.
>Twi: "Night...Anon."









Day 1




>you are anon
>wake up to the smell of food
>you are hungry as shit
>get up and go downstairs to the kitchen
>spike is cooking some vegetables into a soup
Soup for breakfast? Hell yes!
>Spike jumps a little: "You scared me Anon. How was last night?"
I got some well needed sleep.
>Spike turns to you with a shit eating grin: "How was Twi?"
>Discord: You know what he means.
>Discord: Ooh tell him you fucked her until she screamed!
Shes a pony. Not happening.
>"So you and Twi didn't..."
Nope.
>"But why did it smell like that then?"
What smell?
>"The smells she has when she gets hor-"
>his mouth is shut by a purple cloud
>turn around
Hey Twilight! How did you sleep?
>stops glaring at Spike and releases him: "Good Anon! You sure are warm to snuggle with."
>she gives you a smile and strange eyes
What was that face for?
>Discord: She obivously wants the dick.
>Twi: "Um happiness! Yes happiness. I was happy so I smiled."
>shes awkward
>Discord: No its how ponies act around other ponies when they like them.
I just met her yesterday Discord.
>Twi: "what did he say?"
That you and I should ya know...
>you show her the finger going into the hole
>she blushes mildy then says: "Well how rude of him!"




>you are Twilight
>no estrus cant be starting this early can it?!
>stop blushing Twi, just say something already!
Well how rude of him!
>yeah he looks convinced
>turn around
I'll be back later. I have to go ask Rarity something.
>head for Carousel Boutique
>maybe Rarity remembers when estrus is
>the one thing you thought you would remember, you forget
>arrive
>knock on door
>when you push on it, it opens
>its dark inside
>you hear something
>sounds like a voice
>walk over to the stairs
>Oh no its Rarity and its getting louder
>run up the stairs
>turn to the sound
>walk in Rarity's room
>Rarity is under the covers making strange noises
>what if shes hurt?!
>or worse, dying!
>you use your magic to throw off the blanket
>Rarity screams
>You scream because Rarity screams
>we all scream for ice cream
>you see Rarity with her hoof on her...oh dear
>Rarity: "TWILIGHT! HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE TO NOT EVEN KNOCK FIRST!"
>you try to glance everywhere but at her while saying
I needed to ask you something and the door was open and then I thought you were in danger because you were making noises so I came in and I thought you were hurt but...I guess you kinda answered my question.
>Rarity: "What is it?"
I needed to know if it was estrus yet.
>Rarity: "Well Duhh! If you paid attention at all you'd know that! Now please leave."
Bye.
>you teleport back to the kitchen of your house
>Spike is eating his soup
Where's Anon?
>"He went with Pinkie Pie to Sugarcube corner."
>shit
>gotta protect him
>Pinkie would fuck a new species
>anything to relieve herself
>what a slut
Okay thanks!
>start running to SugarCube Corner






>You are Anon
>Twi just left saying something about Rarity
>Spike brings over the soup for you and himself
Hey Spike, who is Rarity?
>"Only the finest pony ever! Her style, fashion sense, her eyes, her smell...her taste...all amazing!"
>her taste? what the shit. kinda creepy
>Discord: Ask him what she tastes like.
No Discord.
>"What did he say?"
Oh its nothing.
>suddenly the door opens and a canon fires
>you instinctly duck
>doesnt matter pink pony launched herself at you
>on the floor with Pinkie on your shest giggling
>"Oh hey Anon! Want to come over to my place?"
As long as you don't launch yourself at me again.
>you stand
>Pinkie: "Bye Spike!"
>you turn to wave bye to Spike but now see a counter with pastries on it
What the hell?
>Turn back around
>Pinkie tackles you
>push her off and stand
Can you stop doing that? It doesnt tickle!
>"Okie Dokie Lokie!" she says as she bounces up the stairs
>crazy ponies
>follow her up the stairs and into a room
>the room is dark
Pinkie?
>suddenly something hard hits you in the back of the head
>black out










>You are Fluttershy
>you have to come back from Canterlot because Twilight sent you a letter
>they discovered a new animal
>as exited as you are to leave, you will miss the animals here
>even though you scared the hell out of them the first time
>the train pulls in
Oh good!
>you walk on and take a seat away from everpony else
>what if they look at you?
>no dont think about that
>just think about this new species
>Twilight said it was distantly evolved from a monkey
>it must be friendly if she let it stay in her house
>you wonder how tall and what color
>while staring out the window
>train pulls into PonyVille
>thinking about the new animal made you exited
>so much so that you flew out of the train, bumping people as you did
>one falls over
>you speed down to him
O-oh my gosh I'm s-sorry I w-was in a h-hurry!
>you try to help him up but he smacks your hoof away
>"Crazy studdering freak!"
>hold back the tears Fluttershy
>you can do this
>just fly away
>flying back to your cottage
>you land and open the door
>close it
>Angel runs over and hugs you
>start crying
Why do ponies have to be so mean! I mean to me! The element of Kindness!
>Angel stomps on your hoof
>stop crying
Oh yes your dinner I almost forgot.
>fix his and all the other animals their dinner
>lay down on your bed
>stretch out your wings
So relaxing.
>fall asleep
>next morning your memory kicks back in
>you jump up and fly down the stairs quickly
Angel mommy will be right back I need to see this new creature that Twilight has been taking care of! Be good!
>fly full speed to Twilights
>stop at door
>its open?
>walk in
>Spike is eating soup
>theres a chair knocked over
>fly over and pick it up
Soup for breakfast Spike?
>"You know it Fluttershy! What brings you here?"
Um well the new animal that was staying here, Twilight told me and I rushed over as soon as I could!
>"Oh yeah, Anon! Twilight went to Rarity's so you can ask her about him."
>they already named it?
Okay I'll see you later.
>"Sure you don't want to stay for a bit? Theres more soup."
>your stomach makes a little gurgle
Okay I'll stay. I-if thats alright with you...
>"Sure no problem." He gets up and sits a bowl full of soup down at the table
>you slurp away happily








>You are Rainbow Dash
>wake up
>stretch out
>do 50 wing ups
>do 10 laps around your house
Alright! Time to start the day!
>fly down to SugarCube Corner
>walk in
>long line
>fuck that
>turn around and fly over to Sweet Apple Acres
>maybe Applejack wants to hang out
>flying pretty damn fast now
>maybe you should slow down
>nah fuck it
>suddenly a sharp pain hits your wing
>your wing locks up and you go spiraling to the Apple trees
>smack your face on one
>knocked out
>wake up in a bed
Huh? Where am I?
>Applejack walks in and says: "Ah was out buckin and found yah out cold. Thats the second time this week!"
Oh okay. How long was I here?
>"Its morning now so...a day maybe?"
Okay.
>think about what she said before
Second time? I don't come here that often.
>"Ah found this strange creature and brought it to Twilight's house. It turns out it can speak and is pretty smart! Cute too."
Uh Applejack? Thats kinda weird.
>she looks at you strangely
>"Do ya know what time it is?"
Like hour? No I just woke up in this bed.
>"No no...ah mean...its estrus Rainbow."
Is that why...
>"A little yes. Its just so big and its dick must be big too!" she says now drooling
Okay well I'm gonna go now.
>you stand up and trot out
>Applejack still standing lost in her own world
>your wing is still in pain
>wonder what happened
>maybe you can ask Twilight!
>walking in a park
>groan in anger
Walking is so boring!
>you shout at nothing
I should visit Fluttershy. Haven't seen her in a while.
>head over to her cottage
>take a short cut through some trees
>arrive at back of her cottage
>about to knock on back door when you see a yellow and pink streak fly straight into town
>wow she was going fast
Darn it!
>Angel runs over to you
>look at him
>he looks at you and points to the tree
You're on!
>get ready for a race
3
2
1
Go!
>both run really fast
>Angel is speeding up
>you try to speed up
>but trip
>and knock over Angel too
>both of you smack into the tree
>but you hit it first
HA! I win!
>Angel gets up and rubs dirt off himself while shout obscenities at you in his rabbit language
>you laugh and make your way to find Fluttershy






>You are Applejack
>wow that creature was big
>you just feel weird when around him
>you really have to get back to bucking
>trot back over to Sweet Apple Acres
>Big Mac sees you and says: "How about yah get back to work and stop slackin!"
Yeah Yeah I'm comin!
>buckin apples can get boring sometimes
>you're almost finished bucking when you hear a crack
>almost like a tree was chopped in half
>trot over to where the noise came from
>see Rainbow hair dangling from a tree
>look up
>shes out cold
>kick the tree
>she falls on to your back
I'm gettin tired of this shit.
>walk her to Big Mac
Hey ah found Rainbow knocked out in a tree, and she looks hurt. Can you take her to my room?
>"Eeyup."
>you lift her on his back
>and continue bucking
>its almost midday now
>start heading back for lunch
>hear a crash deep in the cluster of trees
What in tarnation...
>walk over to the crater
>its small and only took out one tree
>look down in it
>a huge rock
>against your better judgement, you kick it
>it breaks open and is filled with tons of Jewels
>big and small, all different shapes and colors
Wow! Ah wonder how many bits ah can get from Rarity for this?
>get down in the crater
>hoist the rock up and into the empty wagon
Boy ah better get a whole bunch of bits cause that feller was heavy.
>trot towards town
>see Twilight and Anon on a bench in the park
>about to say hello when they disappear in a purple flash
>oh well
>continue on
>arrive at Carousel Boutique
>knock on door
>the door opens and Sweetie Bell is standing there confused
>"Why do you have a big rock with you?"
>from the angle you cant see the jewels in it
>so it basically was a bigass rock
This is for Rarity.
>Sweetie Bell says: "Excuse me for a second."
>she shuts the door
>you hear her scream: "RARITY! YOUR FRIEND BROUGHT YOU A ROCK!"
>the door opens again
>Sweetie Bell: "Come on in. She'll be down in a sec."
>you pull the huge rock into the middle of the room
>Rarity comes downstairs: "Sweetie Bell my friends wouldn't get me a-"
>she stops and stares at the huge rock
>"I...um...hello Applejack. What is it you have there?"
Well ah was out buckin apples and there was a crash so ah went and checked it out and it found this.
>"And you thought of me when you got this...rock?"
>you now notice she cant see the jewels
Hold on a sec.
>you spin the rock around
>its filled with tons of jewels
>her jaw smacks the ground
>"Applejack...this is...I dont even...how much do you want for it?!"
I'd like 100 bits.
>she levitates a sack of bits to you: "Deal!"
>that was easier than you thought it would be
Well I'll see ya later Rarity, it's getting dark.
>no response
>shes still staring at all of them
>leave Carousel Boutique
>Big Mac is there: "Yah mind telling me whatcher doin here and not buckin?"
>show him the bag of bits
>he nods
>both walk home
>Rainbow is in your bed
Damn ah thought shed be up by now.
>curl up on the floor
>sleep
>wake up early as hell
>because you gotta get to work
>feel weird
>look at calendar
>oh no...
Its estrus...
>you mumble softly to not wake up Rainbow
>take a shower
>come back
>Rainbows waking up






>Be Rarity
>got way too much dress making to do today
>shouldn't have told the cakes you could make them matching outfits
>but you're the element of generousity
>you have to be generous
>Sweetie Bell comes home: "Rarity! Guess what I did today at school?"
>you walk down the stairs to see an exited and bouncy Sweetie Bell
What?
>she goes on about learning and crazy attempts to find her cutie mark during recess
>you are really too tired to care
>Sweetie Bell: "Oh and then-"
Sweetie Bell I really need to get back to working. Maybe your special talent is being quiet?
>she instantly shuts up
>you walk back upstairs
>too stressed, gonna take a bath
>while laying in a warm and bubbly bath you hear from downstairs: "RARITY! YOUR FRIEND BROUGHT YOU A ROCK!"
>you never get a break
>you stand up and dry off
>still drying off as you walk to the stairs
Sweetie Bell my friends wouldn't get me a-
>you see Applejack with a huge rock in a wagon
>mud tracks into the house
>not sure which you are more mad about
>not having relax time
>or the mud
>trying not to be mean you say
I...um...hello Applejack. What is it you have there?
>"Well ah was out buckin apples and there was a crash so ah went and checked it out and it found this."
And you thought of me when you got this...rock?
>she nods and then looks at the rock: "Hold on a sec."
>She spins it around
>suddenly you see all of these beautiful Jewels and Gems all different colors and sizes
>without thinking you say
Applejack...this is...I dont even...how much do you want for it?!
>without hesitation she says: "I'd like 100 bits."
>one hundred bits?!
>but look at those jewels!
>fuck it
>you levitate a sack of 100 bits to her
Deal!
>she says goodbye and leaves
Oh my goodness!
>Sweetie Bell is looking too: "They're so pretty!"
>you give her a death glare
They're MINE!
>she stares back and then goes upstairs
>you begin assorting them into different boxes and such
>you finish and now a big rock sits in the middle of the room
Oops. Didn't think of that
>you look out the window
>dark out
It's dark already! I'll miss my beauty sleep!
>you rush up to your bed and put on your eye cover
>fall asleep
>wake up pretty early
>considering how late you stayed up
>you do as you always do each morning
>pull out a picture of Big Mac
>and fantasize about you and him together
>Spike is your special somepony but sometimes you want something bigger
>today was different though
>its estrus
>you know because in your fantasy he not only wants to love you, he also wants to have his way with you
>you start rubbing yourself
>you moan quite loudly
>then the covers come flying off
>you scream in terror and throw the picture with the blanket
>Twilight is there
TWILIGHT! HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE TO NOT EVEN KNOCK FIRST!
>she desparately is trying to look away from you
>"I needed to ask you something and the door was open and then I thought you were in danger because you were making noises so I came in and I thought you were hurt but...I guess you kinda answered my question."
What is it?
>"I needed to know if it was estrus yet."
>you are furious
Well Duhh! If you paid attention at all you'd know that! Now please leave.
>she says bye and disappears in a purple flash
>Fucking Twilight







>You are Pinkie Pie
>you are making pastries in SugarCube Corner
>you cant stop thinking about Anon
>he was such a strange creature!
>so big!
>and he was furless!
>Mrs. Cake walks in to you day dreaming about Anon and what he likes to do
>Mrs. Cake: "Pinkie! We need three chocolate shakes."
>you jump up, spin around, and salute her saying
You got it Ma'm
>she smiles at your dumbness and turns back to taking orders
>you being a god of the sweets prepare them in 12 seconds
>you bounce to the counter and give Mr. Cake the shakes
>you go back
>repeat this with different pastries for about an hour when you see Rainbow walk in
>you throw off your apron to go talk to her
>but shes gone by the time you get out of there
>Mrs. Cake calls to you: "Pinkie! Can we speak to you?"
>you are back next to them in a flash
>Mr. Cake says: "We are going to talk to Rarity about making us some matching clothing for us when we go to the party."
Oh my gosh I forgot about the party! Alright go ahead I gotcha covered!
>they leave and you are there with a line of hungry ponies
>Pinkie Pie universe breaking speed initiated
>served all of them what they wanted before they even asked in 1 minute
>everypony is happy and eating
>decide to go for a walk
>bouncing along a pathway you see Anon in the park with Twilight
>you want to know whats going on
>Pinkie ninjamode activated
>now poking head out from behind the bench
>Anon is talking to himself while putting his finger on Twilights mouth
>then he says: "It said that its not in my head its talking through magic, says hes stuck, can see through my eyes, and his name is Discord."
>Discord?!
>didnt he die?
>while thinking this there is a purple flash and now all three of you are in Canterlot Castle
>you are behind a pot
>Super ninjamode on
>the Princess and Anon go into a room and you sneak in too
>you're hiding behind the Princess' leg when she explains the story of Discord
>your mouth is agape
>then she teleports you all to Discord
>you having no where else to hide, jump behind Discord
>they talk for a second and then teleport away
Whew. Almost got caught!
>"I noticed, Pinkie Pie."
Who's there!
>"Its me. Look up."
>you look at the Discord statue
>"The one and only!" It says to you
You better leave Anon alone you big meanie!
>you stick your tongue out at him
>it touches the statue
>you feel a hot prick on your tongue
Ouchie!
>"Pinkie Pie. I hope you like the present I gave you. Goodbye."
>suddenly you are back at home in bed
>you notice how tired you are now
>go to sleep
>you wake up
>something feels different
>bounce downstairs
>Mr. Cake is gone and Mrs. Cake looks at you
Good Morning! Whats wrong?
>Mrs. Cake looks at you with an 'are you fucking stupid' look: "Pinkie its estrus..."
Oh...
>you walk back upstairs
>close your door
>and take a shower
>when you're done your hair poofs back out
>it makes you giggle
>you look in the mirror
>suddenly you feel angry
>thoughts race through your head
>"Why don't people take me serious?" "Who are they to say I'm crazy?" "Did Rainbow run away from me today?" "Why would she do that?"
>then everthing goes white
>you come back to reality
>you are in your room
>it smells nasty
>you look behind you
>and see Anon sleeping
>but he's tied down
>he has a bruise on his head
>you untie him and nudge him
Anon? You okay?
>he awakes and jumps back pushing you away
W-whats wrong Anon?
>he picks you up and throws you across the room
>you smack against the mirror and black out







>you are Anon
>you wake up
>you are tied to a bed
>in a pink room
>then a light comes on to your right
>you look
>its Pinkie
Pinkie! Can you help me out of this?
>Pinkie looks different
>her mane is completely straight and her eyes are very small
>she stares at you
>like shes staring into your soul
>it scares you
>"Anon. I'm going to rut the hell out of you."
>Discord: Shit finally gets interesting!
>she jumps on you and shoves two socks balled up in your mouth
>as you gag on the socks trying to spit them out she takes off your pants
>damn why did you have sweatpants on
>she rips off your shirt
>then your boxers
>you try to scream out for anyone that is there
>its useless
>she puts your dick in her mouth
>as much as you dont want her to, it feels fucking great
>Discord: Thrust upwards.
>why would I do that?!
>Discord: Easy way or hard way man. Look at her. Shes fucking crazy.
>look at you taking advice from a chaotic god
>agree with him
>thrust into her mouth
>she pulls off with a pop
>and stares at you
>then smiles wickedly
>Discord: Now it begins.
>she takes your dick and swirls around it with her hoof
>then leaves
>is it over?
>Discord: Are you fucking stupid?
>she comes back with whipped cream
>and puts it all over her vag
>then grind it against your dick
>she puts your member inside of her
>and lets out a huge moan
>Discord: Damn she doesnt like foreplay!
>shes really pulling on you and moaning
>her insides warm and wet but mixed with a coldness of the whipped cream
>all while staring at you with her crazy eyes
>every once in a while her body makes a huge twitch
>shes demonic
>Discord: You arent even gonna try?
>try to what?
>you hear him facepalm
>Discord: Fuck her brains out or she'll rip out yours
>you see her reach back for some thing
>you lean so you can see
>its a knife
>fuck fuck fuck
>and thats what you do
>you thrust upwards as hard and as fast as you can
>she stops reaching and goes limp just moaning
>you feel a tight squeeze and Pinkie tenses up
>you blow your load into this pink thing
>she hops off of you and licks everything up
>then says: "I'll see you later Anon."
>then walks out
>you flail your arms and legs until you feel tired
>damn
>so much for escape
>you fall asleep for a few hours
>wake up
>Pinkie has untied you
>now looking at you she asks: "W-whats wrong Anon?"
>you throw her and run
>she smashes against something
>you dont care
>you just run
>you need clothes
>keep running
>suddenly you crash into a yellow and pink pony and fall in the dirt path
>she goes flying into a tree
>you get up and run over
>shes unconscious
>scoop her up
>look around
>theres a small house on the hill in the distance
>you run to it cradling the pony
>you knock on the door and a bunny opens it
>fuck logic
>he sees the pony and motions for you to come in
>you go in and lay her on the couch
>then sit next to her
>this is gonna be a long day







>you are Twilight
>how could you let Pinkie take him like that
>doesnt matter
>you have to get to SugarCube corner
>and stop her
>you arrive
>its empty
>door is locked
>teleport inside
>you smell something like sweat or musk
>you rush upstairs following the smell
>you walk into Pinkie's room
Sweet Celestia...
>you see clothes and trash all over the room
>you see a little bit of blood and ropes on the bed
>and then you see a shattered mirror and under it
>Pinkie Pie!
>you run over
>then levitate her to you
Pinkie! Get up!
>she blinks an eye open: "Oh...hey Twilight! How are-"
>she coughs up some blood
>"Oh my gosh..."
>you look at her completely livid
Did you rape him?!
>"WHAT?! RAPE ANON?! I'd never do that!"
>you slam her to the floor
I never asked who.
>you glow your horn to threaten her
>"Wait Wait Twilight! I'll explain!"
>you dim the horn
Okay. Start from the beginning.
>she tells her story after she went to your house earlier, leaving out the Ninjapinkie and Discord part
>you sit there trying to understand
>"And Twilight.."
Yes?
>"You're pushing the glass further into me..." she spits out more blood
>you loosen your grip on her
I'm sorry. But this still doesnt explain why you raped him!
>"I didnt! I just woke up and I was in here and then I untied him and he threw me away and ran!"
Pinkie...
>"What?"
Do you think it could be the same thing that happened to you when we all ignored you to make a suprise party?
>she stares at the ground for a few minutes
Pinkie.
>"I...Oh my gosh...I was looking in my mirror and I started thinking about bad things and then...I came back to that."
>you teleport her and yourself to the hospital
Hello, Pinkie Pie has been hurt. A mirror fell on her when we were moving things.
>the nurse nods and leaves
>Pinkie gives you a weak smile and says: "Thanks Twilight."
>the nurse comes back with another nurse and they have a stretcher
Pinkie.
>"Yes?"
We'll have a talk later.
>she nods and they take her back
>well shit
>no idea where Anon is
>but wait
>a lot of ponies havent even seen him yet
>somepony should speak up when they see him
>you need a rest
>you head home
>on the way you see Rainbow running up
>oh great
Hello Rainbow.
>she notices how tired you look
>"What's your problem?"
Its...just been a long day
>"Well I've got time."
>you sigh
>and explain your story up to now while walking
>she seems exited to meet the Human but angry at Pinkie
Rainbow. Dont take anything out on Pinkie.
>"But...okay. Oh hey Twi."
Yeah?
>"Have you ever heard of any kind of injuries to pegasi when they fly?"
Uh...not off the top of my head why?
>she shows you her bandaged wing
>"I was flying over to Applejack's when I felt so much pain in my wing that it caused me to crash."
Well did something hit you?
>"I dont think so because Fluttershy said she was having trouble flying too."
I'm sorry Rainbow I'm really tired can we talk about this some other time?
>"Oh alright." she says as she kicks the ground
See ya.
>you open the door to your house and go up to your bed
>time to take a nap




>you are Fluttershy
>after eating some soup with Spike you thanked him then went to find Twilight
>Spike said she went to Rarity's
>you fly for a little bit and then walk the rest of the way there
>that speed flying wore your wings out
>as you approach Carousel Boutique you hear someone scream
>"TWILIGHT! HOW COULD YOU BE SO RUDE TO NOT EVEN KNOCK FIRST!"
Great Twilight must be there!
>you fly up to the window only to see Twilight teleport away
>darn it
>you go back down to the ground and rest for a while
I need to find Twilight.
>maybe Applejack knows!
>start off to Sweet Apple Acres
>because you dont like people to see you, you went a different way
>while walking you hear some hooves behind you
>you turn around
>Rainbow bumps into you
>"Hey buddy! Watch whe-" she notices its you
>"Oh hey Fluttershy! How have you been?"
Oh um good! Yeah I'm just looking for Twilight.
>"Why don't you just fly up and look down?"
My wings have been aching today.
>"Thats so weird! When I was flying really fast there was a pain in my wing and I crashed!"
>she shows you the bandage
Oh my! Are you alright?
>"Yeah Yeah I'm fine. I'm looking for Twilight too. I'll tell you if I find her okay?"
O-okay.
>and with that she turned around and went the other way
>you arrive at the barn
>Granny Smith walks up to you
>"What can ah do ya for Fluttershy?"
W-well I was j-just looking for Applejack. If y-you could tell me where s-she is that would be n-nice.
>celestia you're studdering a lot
>"Sure. Shes up in her room. Shes been up there all day."
O-okay thank you.
>you walk to her room
>you hear a little bit of crying and sniffles
>you nudge the door open and see Applejack under the covers facing away
>she says: "Go away Granny, ah aint sick!"
I'm not Granny.
>she turns over and says: "Come in and close the door."
>you do
>and then you sit next to her on the bed
Whats wrong Applejack?
>"Ah...Fluttershy it's estrus..."
>okay that explains the strange feeling this morning
Okay...but why are you crying?
>"Well...do ya know Anon?"
Uhm...the new animal that you found?
>"Yeah. Hes more than an animal. He can talk, can understand us, is pretty smart, and cute too."
Applejack you just met this creature dont tell me you like it like that? Do you?
>She shifts away from you: "I knew you wouldnt understand..."
Applejack I'm so-
>"Fluttershy...please leave."
>you sigh
Alright AJ. Bye.
>you leave and hear her go back to crying
>you start heading back to your house
>so the creature can talk? that sounds absolutely wonderful!
>I wonder where it is?
>I wonder what it looks like?
>I wonder if-
>you get hit by something while walking and fly into a tree
>you get knocked out








>you are Rainbow Dash
>you just found Twilight so now you need to tell Fluttershy shes at home
If I was Fluttershy where would I be?
>you scan the area
>maybe she's at Rarity's
>and you're off to Carousel Boutique
>on the way there the school lets all the fillies out
>you see Sweetie Bell, Applebloom, and Scootaloo all wearing capes
So cute haha.
>then two fillies come over to them and start calling them "Blank Flanks."
>oh no.
>they didnt!
>are they gonna fight?
>you watch as the two fillies get closer and more annoying
>you cant take this anymore
>trot over
Excuse me! What do you think you're doing?
>the pink one turns around
>its Diamond Tiara: "Look at them, getting saved by a Pegasus that cant even fly!"
>she says as she points to your bandage
>oh its on now
And what makes you any better huh?
>death glare
>she death glares back
Why dont you and I race then? If I cant fly then I'll just have to show you my speed on the ground!
>she looks at you and says: "I'd rather not get my hooves dirty playing with a low class pony like yourself."
So what your saying is your a chicken?
>you immitate a chicken
cluck cluck cluck cluck! stop whining and lets race.
>she changes her stance: "Ok lets make a deal."
I'm listening.
>"If you win, I wont pick on them for a month. But if I win, you have to not use your wings for 3 months."
>3 months!
>hold on
>its a filly
You're on! To Carousel Boutique!
>"Okay."
3
2
1
GO!
>you take off in a streak of rainbow
>shes not even close to you
>you get there in 10 seconds flat
>you sit there for a while and then you finally see her running towards you
>shes sweating and looks like shes about to pass out
>she gets there and looks at you
>then falls over
>Silver Spoon comes from your other side and says: "You have to help her! She has asthma!"
>you lift her up and on to your back
>then run for the hospital
>you hear a slight noise on your back
>maybe shes okay
>you turn
>she blows some mysterious blue power at you
>you breath in accidentally and instantly fall
>you fall asleep









>you are Anon
>the yellow pony is starting to wake up
>you brace yourself for shock
>instead when she sees you she tilts her head to the side in curiousity
>starting from your eyes she looks down to your dick
>instinctly, you put your hands down to cover that
>"Are you Anon?"
Yes. How do you know me?
>"My name is Fluttershy."
Ohhh. Okay. Ironic.
>"How?"
Twi said that she kept me in her house until they could find you and now I find you and they're probably looking for me.
>she blushes and giggles
>"You're kinda cute."
>you stand up
I'm not comfortable like this.
>"What, you mean naked?"
Yeah...us humans dont have fur to protect ourselves so we wear clothes. Also it protects our more sensative parts.
>she stops looking at your crotch: "I'm sorry its just new to me. But I guess we could get Rarity to make you some clothes."
>she opens the door
>you thank her and exit
>she walks next to you
>"So um...what are you?"
I'm a human.
>"oooh a human..."
>all this attention would be better if you werent naked
>Discord: Fuck her in the ass.
What the fuck man. Uncalled for.
>Fluttershy looks at you confused: "Why did you just say that for no reason?"
>explain to her all the things Princess Celestia told you
>she looks at you with the saddest face in the history of all the saddest faces
>"Its alright Anon. You can live with me and I'll make your last days enjoyable."
>shes suprisingly comforting
>"Anon."
Yes?
>"We're here."
>look ahead
Thats a big Carousel.
>how did you not notice that before
>its so tall
>you approach the door and knock
>you smell something
>it smells like baby powder mixed with old spice
>you follow the smell around the building
>Fluttershy just watches
>the door opens and Fluttershy is talking to somepony
>you get all the way to the other side and see a little pink pony next to another light blue with a Rainbow mane
>you run up and hear the pink one saying: "It was only supposed to make her dizzy!"
Hey! Is she all right?
>the little pony screams and runs away from you
>you rush up to the blue one
>you kneel down
>nudge her
>see her breathing
Good. Shes still alive.
>you scoop her up in your arms and go back to Fluttershy
>the White pony classy looking pony with the beautiful mane and eyes stares at your dick
>Fluttershy sees that you have the pony in your hands and says: "What happened?!"
I...she was laying there next to a little pony and when I asked what happened she got scared and ran away!
>the white pony says: "Quickly come inside! Lets see whats wrong."
>you all go inside
>she points to the couch
>you go to put her down
>hear the white one talking to Fluttershy
>all you can make out are "What is that?" and "How can it talk?"
>sit next to the Rainbow maned pony
>she looks really cute
>start petting her
>the other two come over
>Fluttershy goes to check the Rainbow maned pony while the white one says: "My name is Rarity. I design clothing."
My name is Anon. Thank you for letting Fluttershy and I in.
>she blushes very slightly: "Don't mention it."
>Rarity turns to Fluttershy and says: "How does she look?"
>Fluttershy responds: "Shes just sleeping. Its alright."
Whew. I was scared for a second.
>Rarity looks at you confused: "How is it you know Rainbow Dash?"
Who?
>Rarity looks at the pony: "Her name is Rainbow Dash."
I didnt know her. But I didnt want her to die.
>Rainbow opens her eyes and screams
>everybody jumps
>Rainbow: "What is that thing?!"
Hello, my name is Anon.
>Rainbow now looks exited: "Oh you're so cool! You're the one that Twilight was talking about! The one with Discord in your head right?"
>you look down ashamed
Yes.
>Rarity trots over and sits in front of you: "Discord? I thought we killed him!"
>Fluttershy says: "No we just put him into a statue."
>Rainbow: "We should've killed him."
>Rarity: "Anyway, how did this happen?"
>you retell your story with the princess again
>Rarity's eyes are wide from the story
>she then looks at your member
>you quickly put your hands there
Um...yeah can you make me some clothing? Fluttershy said you would.
>Rarity shoots a glare at Fluttershy
>then says: "But of course darling Anon! Just let me get your measurements."
Can you make it something not dressy? Because I see a lot of dresses here.
>Rainbow giggles a bit
So ladies...what should I call you?
>Rarity looks at you: "What do you mean?"
Like for nicknames.
>all look around at each other and shrug
Ok then...Rainbow, Rarity, and Flutters.
>they all giggle except for Rarity
>she says: "Why don't I get one?"
Because your name means rare. You don't change the rare things you get in life.
>she blushes heavily, Flutters D'awwwws, and Rainbow makes a throw up gesture
>Discord: Kiss ass. You know you didnt mean that you just said it because you cant shorten her name.
Shut up Discord.
>Rarity looks to you: "What did he say?"
Something inappropriate.
>Rarity looks at you and then starts measuring your arms and legs with measuring tape
>she stopped a couple of times to look at your junk but a simple "ahem" or a cough got her to getting back to it
*yawn*
>Flutters: "Are you tired Anon?"
Yeah...the suns going down already. Its been a long day.
>Rainbow speaks to Flutters about something while you pet Rarity's head
>she smiles and moves closer
>you run your fingers through her mane up to her horn
>wonder what it feels like
>you grab it softy
>she drops the things she was levitating and lets out a moan
>thankfully not loud enough to alert the others
>but its enough to make you remember the things that Pinkie did
>your face gets white and tears form as you remember it in detail
>the others notice
>Flutters says: "Aww whats wrong honey?"
>she puts a wing around you and pulls you toward her
>Rainbow keeps her distance thinking about something
>Rarity is looking at you with eyes of lust and confusion
>"Yes what is the matter?" Rarity stands and moves closer
I...dont want to talk about it.
>then Rainbow Dash blurts out: "It was Pinkie. She always gets too crazy when estrus comes. She cant control herself."
>Rarity turns to Rainbow: "You mean Pinkie..."
>Rainbow nods slowly
How did you know that?
>Rainbow says: "TWilight told me. She said she went to find you and found Pinkie broken and cut up under a mirror. She forced Pinkie to tell her everything, but all she could remember was waking up and seeing you tied up."
>you look down at Rarity
>she looks back at you with tears in her eyes: "I'm...sorry Anon...your first day had to be like this."
I've had worse days.
>Discord: No you havent. I watched your memories and nothing has happened to you that severe.
Damnit Discord.
>Flutters gets off of you and walks over to the window
>she says: "We should get going. Its almost night."
>Rarity replies: "I have the measurements. I shall try to make clothes for you Anon."
Thank you.
>you pick up her hoof and kiss it
>she coos
>Classy bitches love that shit
>you stand and look to Rainbow
>she is crying
Whats wrong Rainbow?
>Rainbow looks at you and says: "Nothing I'm just a little sad by your story."
>you walk to her and kneel down
>you pet her mane
>this relaxes her
>you look to Fluttershy and she nods
Time for us to say goodbye. I'll be going with Flutters.
>She signals you to go
Goodbye ladies!
>Rainbow and Rarity: "Bye Anon!"
>make it back to Fluttershy's place pretty fast
>you open the door
>greeted by the bunny again
>he runs up and hugs Flutters
>she says: "His name is Angel."
Hey Angel. Whats up?
>the rabbit just makes weird movements as if hes trying to tell you something
>now back inside
>Flutters walks up to you and bites your hand softly to get your attention
>she says: "S-so um...would you like something to eat?"
Not really Flutters...if its okay with you I'd like go to sleep.
>"Oh okay. I'm gonna have a snack so the bed room is upstairs okay?"
Alright.
>you walk up the stairs
>get to the bed
>get under the covers
>so warm
>so nice
>fall asleep








>Day 2






>you are Twilight
>you wake up
>shit shower stretch
>Spike walks up to you and tugs on your mane
What Spike?
>"Can I go see Anon?"
You know where he is?!
>"Yeah hes with Fluttershy at her Cottage helping with the animals."
HOW DID YOU FIND THAT OUT?!
>"Twi, Rainbow came by earlier and explained what happened."
>earlier?
>look at the time
>its the middle of the day
Oh. Sorry for yelling Spike. Just let me get ready and we'll go see them together okay?
>"Alright."
>why did you sleep so long?
>must have been all the teleporting and stress
>you head downstairs to see Spike waiting right next to the door.
Alright alright calm down lets go.
>he jumps on your back and you start walking



>you are Fluttershy
>Anon is so nice to be helping me with the animals
>he looks so nice and strong and...
>you start drooling
>you snap out of it when you hear a knock on the door
>wipe the drool away
>the fuck happened
>knock again
>rush over and open door slowly
Oh its you Rarity!
>she levitates some clothes over to the couch
>she looks tired
Would you like to come in and have something to drink?
>"Yes please."
>she walks in and shuts the door behind her
>while you go and get her a drink she looks out the window at Anon
>hes wrestling with the bear
>"Uhh...you do see him right?"
Wrestling with the bear? Its alright they cant hurt each other.
>"Okay then..."
>you give her a glass of water
>she levitates it to her mouth still watching Anon
Um...Rarity? Are you okay?
>she snaps back to reality: "Oh yes! I'm sorry I havent been myself lately, you know with estrus and all."
>theres another knock on the door
>a lot of people must like you now!
>you open the door
>oh its just Applejack
>"Mind if Ah come in Fluttershy? I need to talk to ya about something."
I dont mind at all come on in.
>Rarity walks outside and sits in the grass
>"Listen Fluttershy, what you saw yesterday...I-"
I wont tell anyone. I promise.
>she gives you a warm smile
>"Thank ya kindly Fluttershy."
>she notices naked Anon, blushes, then quickly turns around
>another knock
Alright this is getting old...
>open it
Oh hi Twilight and Spike!
>Spike runs around to the back with Rarity and Anon
>Twilight walks in
>she could have asked
>"Thank you for watching him Fluttershy. I-"
>she stops talking when she sees him
>naked and wrestling with a bear
>Applejack laughs
Yeah we...sort of ran into a little trouble yesterday.
>"How so?"
>you explain everything that happened yesterday to Applejack and Twilight
And then Rarity came in to bring him his clothes. Oh speaking of which, Anon! Come inside!







>rewind time
>you are Anon
>wake up
>feel something really warm against you
>its Fluttershy
>she wakes up
>"U-um Anon?"
>she says while turning her head
Yeah?
>"Whats that p-poking me?"
Oh sorry. Thats just a human thing to get that in the morning.
>"Oh okay."
>Fucking Boner
>she gets up and does a cute stretch by unfolding her wings and laying flat on the ground
>she stands up: "I'll get breakfast started."
>Oh boy food!
>Discord: You are so boring.
Why?
>Discord: Because you slept with her and didnt fuck her and then when you woke up with morning wood you still didnt.
All you want me to do is fuck these ponies.
>Discord: No I would enjoy it too if you killed yourself. You'd make this process a lot faster.
>you sigh
>get up
>go to the bathroom
>shit shower
>ponies dont have razors
Damn.
>smells so good
>walk downstairs
>Flutters is in the kitchen making eggs
>"How do you like your eggs? Mashed or cracked?"
>wat.
>Discord: Mashed is scrambled and cracked is sunny side up. Dumbass.
Oh um mashed.
>"Alright. Anon honey?"
Yeah?
>"Did you sleep well?"
Yes how about you?
>"I couldnt really sleep..."
Why not?
>you feel like she set you up for this
>Discord: Well no shit
>"You kept kicking me in your sleep so I had to curl up next to your chest."
I'm sorry Fluttershy.
>you walk over and hug her
>she tenses up a little and then resets to normal
>fuck this you wanna do something
Fluttershy...
>"Yes?"
Whats there to do here?
>she starts going on about all the fun things to do in equestria
>you notice a bear out in the back
Woah is that a bear?!
>shes a little shocked at your outburst: "Well yes it is, I told you I care for a lot of creatures."
Is it...is it friendly?
>"Of course!"
>awesome
>run outside
>walk up to bear
>you put out your hand
>it stands up and puts out its paw
>shake like gentlemen
Lets wrestle!
>the bear gets back on all fours and growls while nodding
>you reach forward and grab the bear
>you thrust upward
>the bear goes flying up
>what the shit
>oh yeah you're in a magical town full of unreal shit
>the bear comes crashing down on you
>its dazed and so are you
>and stands up and kicks you
>you go flying
>well not really but it felt like flying
>try to stand up but it has you pinned on your stomach
>it holds your arm back and touches your thigh with it
>that didnt tickle
>with a grunt you roll back on top of him
>slug him in the chest
>shit just got serious
>he kicks you in the stomach
>you punch him in the face
>he claws at your chest
>you kick him in the knee
>then you both stop when you hear
>"Anon! Come inside!"
>you stand up and notice that Spike and Rarity were there making out
>huh
>so they are a thing
>come back inside from the back door
>now Applejack and Twilight are there too
>you walk to Fluttershy
Whats up?
>She points to the clothes
>oh yeah
>you're naked
>you quickly put on the clothes
>cause Applecreep was staring at your junk and licking her chops profusely
I'm gonna go to the bathroom.
>as you walk up the stairs you hear Rarity and Spike come back
>wonder if the others know about them
>fuck it doesnt matter
>heading towards bathroom when a bright light from the bedroom attracts your attention
>walk in the room
>see nothing
>Discord: Are you sure theres nothing there? I clearly saw that glare.
Damn...I thought I was just going crazy.
>Discord: Well stop standing here and go look you faggot.
>walk to the bed
>see a coin
Huh. Whats this?
>Discord: Its a bit. You know the currency in this land...
Oh.
>reach over to pick it up
>actually a huge ass fucking pile of them behind the bed
What the shit...
>Discord: You got this man I'm going to sleep.
Fuck.
>go back to bathroom
>shit
>come back to hallway
>you call down the stairs
Uh...Fluttershy can you come up here please?
>Twi responds: "Sorry but Fluttershy just left. She went to get Jewels for Rarity."
>strange
>but shrug it off
>you walk downstairs
>you look at Spike
Whats up bro?
>"Hey Anon! My names Spike."
I know your name.
>"Why did you call me 'bro' then?"
>you facepalm on the inside
Its something us humans call our friends.
>"Oh okay cool! Hey Bro!"
>he puts way to much emphasis on bro
>you sit
>Applejack is trying to avoid your eyes
Applejack, whats wrong?
>she looks up at you and says: "Anon...I'd like to speak to ya in private if ya'll dont mind."
>the others nod and go out back
>shit just got weird
So...uh...whats up?
>she walks over and hugs you
>like really hard
>so fucking hard that you cant breathe
>she releases you
>you inhale and exhale deeply
>she says: "Anon...do ya know what estrus is?"
>on the word 'estrus' your mind is flooded with memories of being tied to the bed and raped by Pinkie Pie
>as you think about it more you dont even know where she is
>she could be looking for you
>she could have done something to try to find you
>something like hurting somepony for answers
>Applejack notices you stare blankly as your face becomes more and more pale
>"Anon! Are ya alright?!"
>you snap out of it
Huh? Yeah I'm fine its just-
>the door slams open
>you are hit with something hard
>one hit KO








>you are Fluttershy
>Anon just went upstairs
>you being the element of kindness have to be kind
>so you decide to ask somepony how they've been
So Twilight how has your studies in magic been going along?
>shit
>you dun goofed
>Twi starts talking about magic and such
>Rarity interupts her and says: "Fluttershy."
Yes Rarity?
>"Do you have any Jewels?"
Uhhh.....no I only have food here.
>"Can you do me and little Spikey Wikey a favor and run to Carousel Boutique to get some? They should be on a table wrapped in tin foil."
>fuck being the element of kindness
>always being pushed around
>one day they'll see
>that you're the be-
>you are already half way there
>wow you are a pushover
>almost there when something trips you
>you fall flat on your face
>you stand up quickly to speculate the damage
>see Gummy
Hey Gummy! What are you doing here all by yourself?
>"He's not by himself."
>you turn around to see Pinkie Pie
>but she looks different
>her mane and tail are completely straight
Oh h-hey Pinkie. I'm just going to Rarity's to get some Jewels.
>"Can I come along?"
Sure I don't see why not.
>you walk together
>pretty awkward
>Pinkie isn't herself
>she isnt bouncing
>or even talking
>just...being normal
Pinkie...are you alright?
>"I'm just fine Fluttershy."
>she says with a nasty tone
W-well o-okay if y-you say s-so...
>you arive at Carousel Boutique
>both walk inside
>see the tin foil
>rush over to it
>about to grab it when the lights go out
>theres a thumping noise that keeps getting louder and louder
>getting closer to you
>then suddenly, all quiet
>you stare into the darkness
>you're about to move when the sound comes again
Pinkie! We have to get out of h-
>you run into the door
>who shut it?
>wheres Pinkie?
>you start to cry because you are afraid
>you hear Pinkie: "Now now Fluttershy...dont be afraid."
>a sharp sting hits your neck
>you fall over and try to crawl away
>your body is getting numb
>you black out








>you are Rainbow Dash
>you fell asleep on a bench last night
>because you cant fly up to your house
>life sucks not being able to fly
>you stand up
>look around
>holy shit not even dawn yet
>stretch out
>cant do wing ups
>cant do laps
>day already ruined
>you're pretty hungry
>remember what happened with Pinkie
Guess I cant go to Sugarcube Corner...
>maybe Sweet Apple Acres
>yeah they have apples!
>and they have lots
>woohoo!
>you stretch your legs again
>and take off for Sweet Apple Acres
>you make it there in...30 minutes
I'm so bad...
>you mope over to Granny Smith
>she smiles at you: "What can we do fer you today Rainbow?"
>Applebloom stands next to her
I...I dont want this to sound bad but I'm really hungry and was wondering if you had any food?
>Granny looks at Applebloom and nods
>Applebloom runs into the house
>Granny looks to you: "You just wait right here and you'll get yer food Rainbow."
Thank you so much you have no idea what this means to me.
>Granny smiles and then Applebloom comes out with a wagon full of all sorts of foods that have apples in them
>Applebloom grabs a slice of apple pie and says: "Dig in!"
>you pig the fuck out
>only leaving one piece of cake left
>you thank them and head on your way
>you get to Twilights tree and see if the egghead is home or not
>look in the window
>dark
>knock on the door
>no answer
>try it
>its locked
Darn...
>you look up and see some really slow pegasi doing your job
Hey! What do you think you're doing?! Thats MY job!
>Flitter flys down to you: "Sorry Rainbow its just orders. You have an injured wing and all so we'll cover you until then."
>that actually seems nice
>she flys back up
>stops and turns around to say: "And you should probably work out more. You're starting to look big around the torso."
>you are furious
>she leaves
>when no one is looking you turn to look at your midsection
Damn...must have been those apple foods.
>you're gonna kick her flank
>but first you need to fly
>you try to move your wing
>it aches like its sprained
>if only you had some medicine
Oh wait! Zecora!
>you rush off into the everfree forest to get to Zecora's
>but you fall off of a ledge and tumble down into a spiky plant
>you yelp out in pain
>"For running in the evertree you simply cant. Or else you may meet a prickly plant."
Oh great Zecora!
>you rip yourself out of the plant
>you're covered in blood
Zecora I need your help!
>"Come with me and you will see. What kind of troubles worries thee?"
>you explain the strange flying incident
>and your bandaged wing
>you step inside Zecora's hut
So can you help me get my wing fixed or no?
>"If health again is what you seek. I have a potion, it is not so weak."
What will it do?
>"It wraps your body with warming light. And heals you up until next night."
So I'll be back to full strength for a day?
>she nods
I'll take it!
>she walks over to a creepy looking yellow liquid
>"Here, drink."
>you look at her strangely because she didnt rhyme
>then you take the glass and down it
>the room starts to glow
>all around you
>you feel the bandage come off
>a numbing feeling is sent through your body and then you are back to normal
>but now you can fly
>you thank Zecora and fly back to Ponyville
>being back in the air feels great
>you zip past Flitter and all the other Pegasi doing your job
>you clear the sky in 5 seconds
All right! A new record!
>you fly back up to your house
>you lay in your bed just staring upwards
Ahhh...so relaxing.
>you start to wonder what your friends are doing
>you fly down to ponyville
>you see SugarCube Corner
Well I guess it wouldn't hurt to just see the crime scene right?
>fly up to Pinkie's window
>blacked out
>somepony painted over it
>walk through front door
>smell something strange
>walk up the stairs and into Pinkie's room
Oh my Celestia...
>there were clothes and shards of mirror on the ground, blood and ropes on the bed, and a pony mannequin facing the wall
>suddenly it starts to move
>NOPE
>turn to run
>Pinkie is sitting in front of you
>her hair is straight down
>like when you tried to get her to come to Sweet Apple Acres barn that one time
Pinkie whats wr-
>a purple smoke is blown down your throat
>you cant move but you can see Pinkie
>her smile grows wickedly
>"When you awake, you will become mine."
>she clops her hooves twice
>you pass out








>you are Pinkie Pie
>you wake up to the sight of a beautiful sunrise
>in a hospital bed
Oh...right.
>a nurse walks in: "How are you feeling Pinkie?"
I feel great! Can I leave now?
>"Sure!"
>you are escorted out of the hospital
Well! I have to do a lot of apologizing to do!
>you think to yourself for a couple seconds
I need to apologize to Anon, Fluttershy, Applejack, Rarity, Twilight, and Rainbow Dash. They'll never want me to be their friend if I don't say sorry for what I did!
>even if you cant even remember it
>you ponder this some more
>what did you do last time when you had to do multiple things at once...
The Legend of the Mirror Pool!
>you Pinkie speed to the everfree forest
>you remember where it was because of the huge rock in the ground
Well what do I do now?
>you look at the rock
>then the ground
Aha!
>you start digging down
>you fall into the path way
>hitting your head and ass all the way down
>you land in front of a pond
Okay...just gotta remember
>you search your thoughts
>oh right!
And into her own reflection she stared
>you say as you look at the pond
Yearning for one whose reflection she shared
And solemnly sweared not to be scared
>you start to step into the pond
At the prospect of being doubly mared!
>you walk through the pond
>now there are two of you
>one of you repeat the process
>there are three
>holy shit you know math?
Okay! So lets go to ponyville and apologize!
>something is different about the clones this time
>they arent all jumpy and want to have fun
>they are exactly like you
>kinda scares you
>"-What are we waiting for? Lets go!"
>"=Hold on I'm stretching. Alright ready? Set? GO!"
>all three of you race to ponyville
>get there in a matter of seconds
Okay. You two go to find Rainbow Dash. I'll go to Fluttershy's cottage! Got it?
>"=Okay but why do both of us have to go together?"
Actually you go back and make 2 more clones. Then meet me at here!
>the pinkie runs back into the everfree forest
>then comes back with two more
>holy tits that was fast
You! Go to Twilight's tree. But dont go too fast or you might not see her if she isnt there okay?
>"-Okie Dokie Lokie!"
>this plan is actually going okay
You two! Go to Fluttershy's cottage to apologize, I'm sure shes there!
>they nod and sprint off towards the cottage
And you! Come with me to SugarCube Corner. We have to get the mess cleaned up! We'll show them we can change!
>both of you set off to SugarCube Corner
>once there you both go upstairs
>you go into the bathroom to look at your mane, all poofy and nice
>clone goes into the room
>suddenly you feel the burning sensation you did before when looking in the mirror
>your clone makes a funny noise
Hey! You Oka-
>you stop as you see your clone with a straight mane and crazy eyes
>you white out
>instantaneously, the same happens to the clone sent to Twilight's
>also with the two headed for the cottage






>you are Applejack
>you were about to confess your love to Anon
>and then...
>the door slams open
>2 straight haired Pinkies burst through
>one hits Anon with a frying pan and whisks him away
>the other charges at you
>you ready up to buck her
>you look
>shes gone
What in the hay...
>you turn around
>Twilight has the Pinkie in a magical bubble floating
>go outside
Twilight! Are ya okay?!
>Twilight spits out some blood: "Yeah I'm fine. She just got a cheap shot at me."
>the Pinkie just sits there staring at the ground
Twilight another Pinkie took Anon!
>she looks at you, then to Pinkie
>she creates a magical crate and locks her in it
>"Alright lets go find the others!"
>Rarity and Spike come from the other side of the cottage
>Spike asks: "She use the pond again?"
>Twi responds: "Yup. But it'll be fine we just need Applejack to round them up to test again."
>Rarity looks at the Pinkie: "Uh Twilight...this is how Pinkie looked when we tried to make her a suprise party...I remember this mane."
>Twi looks over at Rarity: "We need to find the other Pinkies and save Anon."
>Spike jumps on Rarity's back and all of you go running into town
>You get to Twilight's Tree
>Twilight starts giving orders: "Rarity and Spike go to Carousel Boutique to hide and keep each other safe, Applejack lets go to SugarCube Corner and get back Anon!"
>Twi levitates a knife to Spike from the bushes: "In case of emergency Spike."
>Spike nods and they take off
>"Alright Applejack lets go get Anon!"
Hold up a sec!
>Twi stares at you
How do ya know he'll be there?
>Twilight looks as if shes trying to find the answer
>"Look Applejack...I know you care for him. So we should spend less time talking and more time trying to find him."
>you nod and both of you head to SugarCube Corner
>you arrive
>it is pitch black
>Twilight shines a purple light from her horn so you can see
>there are streamers and glitter all over the walls and floors
>and a huge cake in the middle of the room
Be wary Twi...I dont like the looks of this.
>"Shh."
>you smell something strange as you approach the cake
>its like nothing you've ever smelled before
>you poke the cake
>it slides the way you poke it
>you recoil in horror as Twilight shines the light on it
>it is 3 layers of cut up and molded flesh
>on the top is Gilda's head
>you throw up
>Twilight just stares at Gilda's head
>you both recover and head up the stairs
>the bathroom light is on
>"Split up, you go to the bathroom and I'll check in here."
Alrighty.
>you walk up to the bathroom
>the door slams shut
>you feel breathing on your neck
>you buck with all your strength
>turn around
>Pinkie's head is completely twisted around
>she could smell her asshole no problem now
>you suddenly feel awful
>what if that had been the real Pinkie?!
>then the body twitches
>it stands up
>its hooves grab hold of its head
>then pull and twist it back to place
>You see Twilight behind it giving you the 'its all clear'
>Twi traps the Pinkie in a bubble and zaps it to the cage
>you both rest for a few minutes
Thank ya Twi ah dont know what ah would have done without ya.
>you hear a loud boom sound, followed by the windows shattering
>"What the fuck just happened?!"
>you shrug and head over to the window
>you turn to Twi confused
Twi?
>"What?"
Why would Rainbow do a sonic rainboom at a time like this?
>"Why does that matter?"
Well that noise we heard was her doin one.
>Twilight thinks about it for a while
Twilight we dont have time for dilly dally lets try to find Anon!
>she nods and you both run out of SugarCube Corner
>"Lets go to Sweet Apple Acres!"
>oh no you forgot about Applebloom and Granny!
>you run in a burst of speed that leaves Twilight in the dust
>she teleports there instead
>when you get there about a minute later she says: "Applejack...I'm sorry."
Why ya saying that Twi? Ya aint done nothing wrong.
>"No...I'm sorry for your loss."
>your lip trembles
W-what?
>she points her hoof in the direction of the barn
>she starts crying
>you run over to the barn
>swing open the door
>to see Granny Smith holding Applebloom
>neither of them have skin on their torso
>Applebloom's eyeballs arent there
>you burst into tears
>Twilight comes over and puts a hoof on your shoulder
>you smack it away
Twilight...leave me be.
>she cocks her head to the side: "Applejack we need your help! Please I dont kno-"
>she stops talking
>you turn to see what shes looking at
>Carousel Boutique is on fire
>she pleads with you: "Please Applejack I dont want Spike to...to die!"
>the words hurt you
>they burn you
Why should I help you save your family if you never helped me save mine?!
>"The difference is that neither of us knew!"
I dont care Twilight.
>she stares at you
>blank stare
>she raises her hoof
>and strikes you across the head
Twilight I will END YOU!
>you look into her eyes
>they are filled with tears and pity
>that reminds you of yourself
>when you were growing up
>nopony liked you except for one
>if anything had happened to Braeburn you would have the same look
>you stand up
Lets go Twilight.
>you both take off running to the fire
>suddenly a rainbow streak goes past you
Rainbow! We need you-
>you are cut off when she high speed cracks you in the jaw
>you go tumbling backwards
>Twilight screams: "Rainbow! Whatever you're mad at her for, now is NOT THE TIME!"
>Rainbow ignores her slowly walking to you
>you can pick your head up and you see Twilight's mane turn to flames
>then her eyes start glowing a mysterious green with purple smoke
>she fires a blast of magic at Rainbow
>Rainbow hits the ground hard
>you struggle a little but you manage to stand
I...is she...
>"Dead? No. Shes going to be out for a while though."
>you two continue to run
>you get to Carousel Boutique and hear coughing
>Twilight teleports in and back out with Spike
>"I couldn't see Rarity."
>he manages to say between coughs
>you rush into the burning building
>a huge piece of burning wood smashes in front of you
>you jump over it and run up the stairs
>you make it to the top and something hits you in the side of the knee
>you stumble a bit but regain balance
>Pinkie stands there
>bloodied and holding a white, light green, and yellow coat
>"How do you like my mare coat AJ?"
>then you notice the two cutie marks
>one is Granny's and the other Rarity's
>you grit your teeth and snort
>then she looks at you and says: "Why so serious? You should learn to laugh!"
>she pulls out googly eye glasses that had been replaced with Appleblooms eyes
>you charge at her and headbutt her gut
>this sends her flying from one of the windows down to Twi who catches her with the magic bubble and sends her to the cage
>you run into Rarity's room
>you see her lying stomach down on the bed
>with her skin removed around her cutie mark and down her back
>you carefully hoisted her up onto your back
>and jumped out the window
>Twilight caught both of you with a magical slow gliding spell
>You stand up
>then there is another scream
>extremely high pitched
>Fluttershy crawls out from under a burning block of wood
>she only has 2 legs left
>the other two seemed to be sawed off
>you rush over and help her
>the fire seemed to have cauterized the wounds so she survived
>you all stay there as the building collapses
>after laying for a while Fluttershy motions for you to come closer
>you comply and she whispers in your ear: "Wheres Anon?"
Oh shit! Twilight we forgot about Anon!
>she jumps up and teleports everyone to her tree
>then teleports both you and herself outside
>"Applejack I dont know where to look...maybe something can tip me off in a book. Or-"
Hold on a second! Zecora!
>Twilight nods
>you both rush out into the everfree forest
>you see Zecora's hut
>"I hope shes home."
>burst through the door
>blood, glass, and zebra pieces everywhere
>Twilight throws up
Twilight...this doesnt look like something Pinkie could do. It might've been an accidental explosion.
>Twilight looks at you: "I dont know where to go now..."
Dear Celestia we're fucked.
>Twilight instantly beams at you
Uhh Twi? You okay?
>She excitedly says: "The Princesses! Celestia and Luna! They can help!"
>you nod and you both take off for the train station







>you are Spike
>you and Rarity left Twilight and Applejack to seek safety in Carousel Boutique
>the thought of riding Rarity would otherwise make you horny as fuck
>but you know considering...
>you make it there
>Rarity sighs
It'll be alright Rarity. I promise to protect you with all of my being.
>she faintly blushes and says: "Oh Spike..."
>you hop off of her and open the door
>its pitch black inside
>and smells like...copper?
Rarity...stay behind me.
>she nods and you both walk slowly into the main room
>you bump into something
>the couch
>you guide Rarity to the couch and whisper
Don't worry, I'm going to try to find a light.
>your eyes adjust faster to darkness because you are a dragon
>you turn and head towards the stairs
>the smell gets stronger
>you walk down the hallway
>suddenly a huge boom sound shakes the building and breaks some windows
>you run over to one of the undamaged windows
>you see what appears to be a rainbow explosion
>then there is a noise
>you slowly turn around
Whew.
>nothing there
>you use the light from the window to see a doorway
>you peek around the doorway and see a small light
>you walk closer gripping the knife
>you bump into a little table
>you breath a little fire above it to see it
>theres a book that says "My Diary."
Ooh this should be interesting.
>you mutter as you put it in your hidden dragon pocket
>you walk around it to the chair the light is shining on
>and a pony facing the opposite way sitting in the chair
H-hello?
>the figure makes some movement
>hear muffled screams
>run over to the front
>step in pool of blood
>its Fluttershy
>she is tied to the chair and her two hind legs have been cut off
>you drop the knife and take the gag out of her mouth
>"Spike! Help me get out of here!"
Fluttershy...you're losing a lot of blood. We need to stop the bleeding.
>you look around for something to wrap around her wounds and tighten them
>find a piece of cloth
>claw it in half
Okay Fluttershy...this may hurt some.
>you slowly push it against her
>she shrieks in agony
>"I cant...I just cant die...not now..."
>you stare into her eyes
>she looks really pale
Fluttershy...theres only one thing I can do.
>she looks at you accepting her own death
>tears begin flowing as she shuts her eyes
>then she opens one and notices you getting down to the side of her
>"What....What are you doing?"
>you grab the gag
Fluttershy, this is going to hurt.
>she nods and lets you put it on her
>she still has no idea whats going on but trusts you
>you inhale deeply
>then breath fire across the wounds
>even with the gag in she still manages an eardrum shattering screech
>you take off the gag
>she doesnt talk
>she just stares forward
>you stopped the bleeding
>but you now noticed another light
>your flame had set fire to one of the drapes and now was consuming the walls and fabric
>you hoist Fluttershy on your side and run back down the stairs
>you put her down softly on the couch
>the same couch where Rarity was supposed to stay
Rarity?! Where are you?!
>you rush over to the stairs only to be smacked by a burning slab of wood that caved in from the upper floor
>you cant move
>too hot everywhere
>you failed Rarity
>and Fluttershy
>tears filled your eyes as you whispered goodbye to this world
>suddenly there is a purple flash and Twilight is there
Twi!
>she smiles and teleports you back outside
>as you cough up ash you manage to say
I couldn't see Rarity.
>Applejack runs into the building
>a few seconds later one of the Pinkies flies out of a window
>Twi catches her
>then Applejack jumps out with Rarity
>she had her cutie marks sliced off along with some skin on her back
>she still wanted to snuggle up against you
>fuck you love this mare
>then there is a scream
>oh shit
>Fluttershy crawls out and Applejack helps her
>you sit and watch the building burn to the ground
>everypony was tired
>Applejack started to say something
>but you didnt care
>you just wanted to be with Rarity
>you failed to keep her safe
>you have to make it up to her
>there is a flash and now you are home
>at the tree
>Twilight teleports herself and Applejack somewhere else
>you stand up and pick up Fluttershy
>you bring her to Twilight's bed
>then you go back downstairs
>Rarity looks at you with tears in her eyes
>you have tears in yours as well when you embrace her with a hug
>suddenly something taps your shoulder
>you open your eyes
>Rarity still has hers closed
>turn around
>its Zecora
>you jump which scares Rarity
>she looks up too and sees Zecora
>Zecora isnt moving
>she says: "I am speaking to you from the afterlife and I only have so much time."
>you both nod
>"You have to save Anon from Pinkie Pie before he changes."
Wait changes? Whats that mean?
>"Listen to me. In my hut is a cabinet that contains an orange liquid and a purple one. The purple should heal you up Rarity. And Spike, the orange one will help you save Anon."
But how?!
>she fades out
>you and Rarity just stare at each other







>you are Corrupted Rainbow
>must obey Pinkie
>Pinkie said to protect her by getting rid of those damn elements...
>oh well
>time to get to work
>you fly Pinkie and unconscious Anon up to cloudsdale
>somehow she and him can stand here
>Pinkie looks at you and points to Twilight's tree
>you take off
>you get there and wait
>Twilight, Rarity, Spike, and Applejack arrive
>they talk about something
>you get ready to pounce at them
>then see Twilight give Spike a knife
>not yet
>you must wait for the right time
>second thing Pinkie told you
>"Get rid of Zecora! She poses too much of a threat. And make it look like an accident."
>zoom out to the everfree forest
>see Zecora picking some type of flower
>idea time
>you streak over to her hut
>you enter and search around
>you see it on the door
>the combinations for different potions
>see the one that is labled "Grinder."
>the definition says "Explodes when fumes are inhaled."
>you grin wickedly as you mix the correct potions
>they literally had different stickers on them that matched the chart
>you finally finish it
>you hear footsteps
>shit!
>she opens the door
>you stand there holding your breath
>"Well Rainbow I'm back from picking sting. How is that troubled wing?"
It's fine.
>you slowly walk out
>close door
>hear explosion
>open door
>glass and sticky bloodied zebra pieces are everywhere
>you smile, close the door, and head back to town
>you get to the town square
>and fly on top of a building to get a nice view so you can spot them out
>hear a scream
>turn
>see Pinkie falling
Pinkie!
>you fly as fast as you can over to catch her
>explosion of rainbow as you create a sonic rainboom
>you swing upwards and catch her
>still going up
>you both get up there and sit to catch your breath
What happened?
>"He woke up...and threw me off."
>you look around trying to see him
>no luck
>Pinkie gets an evil smile
>look to where she is looking
>see Applejack and Twilight at Sweet Apple Acres
>you look at Pinkie
>"Dont worry, Dashie." She pulls out a knife, "I got this under control."
>you nod and zoom down to hit Twilight
>except you miss
>you just fly between them both
>Applejack begins to say something
>you take this opportunity to speed in and hit her in the mouth
>she goes flying back some
>you land
>egghead is shouting something
>who cares
>time to finish this
>suddenly something hits your side
>it burns and freezes and applies a lot of pressure
>you black out






>you are Corrupt Pinkie
>Anon just tried to kill you
>you wont let him escape with his life
Hmmm...if I were a human in a cloud city where would I hide?
>you walk into a big factory like building
>the pegasi gasp as you walk through
>hear things like: "How is an earth pony here?!"
>one pegasus stops you: "Excuse me. What are you doing here?"
>you stare into his eyes
Back. Off.
>he moves out of the way trembling
>mumbling something about soulless eyes
>another pegasis stops you: "What do you want?"
>you pull her in close and hold the knife next to her neck
How about you let me be before the skies get a bit redder?
>you let her go ans she rushes over to the security
>they come at you
Oh well. I hope you dont mind a permanent tint on the clouds.
>the first one jumps at you
>you duck and drag the knife along his stomach as he went over you
>blood and intestines poured on you
Ooooh thats the way I like it!
>you lick the blood off of your face
>the other tries to fly away
>you throw your knife at his wing
>it slices the bone completely
>he comes down with a scream in terror
>you twist and rip out the knife
>you lick it
>and stab him in the head
>you turn to the pegasi who called them on you
You have 2 gaurds protecting this place? ONLY 2?! You all are fucking stupid.
>you rush her
>she tries ducking
>but you didnt jump
>you stab into her chest
>her breathing becomes irregular
I seem to have punctured your lung. Shame. You didnt last at all.
>you pull it out and she dies
>the intercom comes on and somepony says: "Code Red! Lockdown Imminent!"
>the doors close
>most all ponies are trapped in here with you
Well...its time to have some fun!
>you bounce over to a shivering dark blue pegasi
>you lift his chin
Whats wrong sweetie?
>he says: "My wife just died...you just killed my wife..."
>you pretend to be sad for him
I...I didnt know.
>he turns away from you
>you smile and spin him back around
I can make this better!
>he confusingly stares at you: "How?"
>you slash the knife across his neck
>blood pours out of him
Now you'll be together!
>you see an old pegasi
>she isnt scared or anything
>you walk up to her
>she reaches out and touches your face saying: "Cheryl? Cheryl is that you? I cant find my glasses!"
>you punch her in the gut
>she instinctly bends forward
Mr. Knife, meet Miss Spinal Column!
>you shout as you thrust it into her back
>her back arches upward and then goes limp
>there are 4 ponies banging on a door
>you get a wicked grin as you skin this old fart
>you walk up to them wearing her as a suit
>they dont notice
>one approaches you and says: "What are you doing out in the open Betty? Come with us an-"
>you cut her off with a knife to the stomach
>quickly you pull the knife out and watch as the stomach acids rip open a hole out of her body
>she dies
>the others notice
>you throw off the skin
Oh well! So much for playing.
>Pinkamena Diane Pie Super Dooper Mach Cupcakes Speed initiated
>bounce from pony to pony
>stabbing them in the heart
>last one tries running to the corner
>you run to him and throw him up
>and throw the knife up too
>it meets with his neck and cuts it in half
>his head dangles by half a neck as he falls down to you
>his blood rains down on you
It feels so good!
>you catch the knife
>all are dead
>you sigh
That was fun! But its time to find Anon.
>you cut a hole through the wall
>after all its only cloud
>you see a leg go into the house across from you as you came out of the wall
There you are...








>you are Anon
>you wake up on Pinkie's back
>although you want to run, you are terrified so you just wait
>she stops
>Discord: This is your chance!
>you slide off face forward and buck your legs back as you do so
>you catch her with the buck
>she goes flying off the cloud
Whew...Discord why are you helping me anyways?
>Discord: I want your body part to be alive and working when I get it.
Oh.
>wait cloud?!
How am I standing on a cloud?!
>Discord: You arent. I am. You are just my vessel. A vessel of-
Dont care.
>you start walking
>you see a pegasus
>she looks at you and her wings poof out
>dafuq
>she stares at you and approaches
>she says: "My name is Flitter. I heard about you. Anon right?"
Yes. I somehow got carried here...
>"Come with me! I have a lot of questions."
>there is a loud boom
What was that?!
>Flitter: "Oh thats just a sonic rainboom, Rainbow does them all the time."
Oh okay.
>you follow her to a cloud bar
>lots of ponies stare but none really say anything
So um...Flitter, how is it you know me?
>"Well I'm friends with Rainbow Dash so I get told most of the gossip stuff."
>huh. Rainbow doesnt seem like the gossipy type
>then again you have only been here for about 2 days
>after an annoying amount of questions are asked, a siren goes off
>everypony in the bar flys out to somewhere
>Flitter looks at you: "Something happened! Follow me!"
>she flies out the door
>you run after her
>she flies all the way to the other side of the city
>holy shit this place is big
>she stops and walks to a house
>she opens the door and walks in
>you enter too and close it behind you
>cloud feels weird man
Okay can you explain this to me?
>she sits down and looks out the window toward a big building
>"Whenever we hear that alarm that means that something has gone wrong in the factory. They have told us since we were fillies that you are to get back to your homes as soon as you hear it."
So what like a melt down or an explosion could happen?
>she nods
>you sit down on her couch
>she looks over at you with tears in her eyes
>"I dont want to die Anon..."
>Discord: Go hold her...
>you whisper to him
What? I thought you were the bad guy here.
>Discord: You cut me off. Go hold her so you can taste those delcious tears of hers
Oh.
>you scoot over to her and put an arm around her
>she nuzzles into your side and starts sobbing
>then the door slowly creaks opens
>she gets her face off of you and darts to the door
>"Oh my gosh do you know whats-"
>her voice is silenced by knife in her head
>as she falls over dead you look behind her
Pinkie Pie...
>"Didja miss me?"
>she pulls the knife out of Flitter's head
>and slowly walks towards you
>brain initiates fight or flight mode
>choose flight
>you jump out the window
>you take off with the speed of a kenyan being chased by dogs
>you reach an end of the cloud
>you look behind you
>Pinkie is just walking
>she pretty far away though
>you look off the side of the cloud
>no mountains
Shit!
>Discord: Jump.
Are you fucking crazy?!
>Discord: Why would I want you dead you fucking idiot?
So you have a plan?
>Discord: Not me.
>you turn around
>Pinkie is six feet away from you
>Discord: JUMP!
>you jump off backwards
>you see Pinkie's reaction go from sadistic to shock
>Suddenly you hit something
>you look next to you
>see Rarity
>whattheshit.jpg
>look down
>holy fucking shit






>you are Spike
Rarity! We have to do what she said!
>she slowly stands up: "You're right...its just..."
>she looks at her back
>you nod and say
I know Rarity. But the potion there can heal you. Do you think you could teleport us there?
>she motions for you to come here
>you do and then theres a light blue flash
>you are outside of Fluttershy's house
Rarity?
>she looks up: "I'm sorry...this is as far as I could..."
>you stop her with a passionate kiss
>it calms her
So lets get going then.
>you both head off into the everfree forest
>about 10 minutes of walking and you see it
>you run over excitedly
>Rarity lags behind
>you swing open the door and walk in
>Rarity gets to the front and you walk out gagging
Rarity...dont...go in there...
>she still does
>and throws up on the floor
>great
>now you have to walk through blood, zebra parts, throw up, and glass
>you make your way to the single cabinet in the corner
>you open it and grab the glowing purple and orange vials
>you leave, shutting the door behind you
>you walk to Rarity and open her mouth
>pouring the purple liquid into it
>she swallows
>a small light appears where her slice marks are
>it starts from the edges and makes its way to the middle, completely covering the wounds
>it stops glowing
>and you see all of her skin back on and it looks whiter than ever
>she looks happier too
>she jumps at you and wraps her arms around you: "Oh Spike! My hero!"
>she kisses your cheek and then composes herself
>you raise the orange liquid
>and both of you look at it
What do you think it will do?
>"I dont know Spike...but the purple one helped me so what she said must be true."
>you are so nervous your legs start shaking
>she puts a hoof around you and says: "Its okay Spikey..."
>she kisses your forehead and says: "Because no matter what happens...I'll always love you."
>you look at her
>she smiles warmly
>it calms you
>you lift the orange stuff up and take a drink
>nothing happens
>you and Rarity just stand there
>then your foot starts tingling
Rarity! I dont know whats happening so move away!
>she steps back a little
>your foot grows the size of Rarity
>then the other
>then your legs and the rest of your body go to match your feet
>your mouth was forced open and long sharp teeth pushed out the old baby ones
>then your head became long and thin
>just like the other dragons
>you sat there for a little bit
>looking at how big your claws were
>then you feel a tingle on your sides
>it goes quickly from a tingle to a burn
>then huge wings sprout from your body
>you move them
This is so cool!
>Rarity just stands there
>not sure if shes afraid or just shocked
Rarity! How is this going to help us?
>she still stares at you
>you bend down to her
>she says: "Spikey...is that still you?"
Yes Rarity.
>her eyes become excited and she looks up at you
>then her eyes move past your head and she looks confused
>you turn too
>you see cloudsdale
>but in the middle its a hot pink color
What in the world?
>Rarity speaks: "Spike! That must be where Anon and Pinkie are!"
>you look back to her and present a hand to her
>she walks on it and you lay down letting her get on to your back
Hold on! I dont know how to fly!
>she screams: "Just flap your wings!"
>you do and are shocked when you get really high
>dragon wings are strong as shit
I'm going over there Rarity!
>she says: "Okay Spike." And holds on to one of your spikes
>you flap your wings behind you and now you are flying to Cloudsdale
>Rarity screams: "SPIKE CATCH ANON!"
>you look ahead and see Anon falling from the city
>you flap as hard as you can and make it to him
>he lands on your back
>you stop moving and slowly come down to the ground
>unfortunately you dont realize that you are right above some houses
>you land on the houses smashing them instantly
>ponies run away as you let Anon and Rarity slide down your tail







>you are Anon
>spike just saved your shit!
Hey Spike! Thanks!
>he gives you the thumbs up and says: "I'm gonna try to find Twilight. Just whistle if you need me."
>you nod
>he takes off leaving you and Rarity alone
>you look at her and say
So...strange day huh?
>"You have no idea..."
>you both sit on a bench
>now that shes here alone you might as well ask
So are you and Spike like...together?
>she quickly looks at you and makes a really bad poker face
>"Anon! What ever do you mean?"
You are a terrible liar Rarity. Besides I saw you two making out after I was done fighting that bear over at Fluttershy's.
>she looks at the ground: "Oh...well yes we are together."
Speaking of which, how is Fluttershy?
>"Um...I think its best if you saw her."
>she steps off the bench and so do you
>she guides you to Twilight's tree thing
>awkward because you arent talking
>you open the door and walk in
>she says: "Fluttershy is upstairs."
Why is she here and not at her home?
>"I'll explain when she wakes up."
>you walk up the stairs, Rarity following behind
>then you see her
>under the covers
>she looks so cute
>your footsteps wake her up and she stares at you unblinking
>"Oh ANON!"
>she tries to move but winces
>you walk over to her
Whats happened Fluttershy?
>she points to her legs
>you remove the blanket
>you recoil in shock
What happened to your legs?!
>"Pinkie...she of knocked me out when I went to get Rarity some jewels from Carousel Boutique. I woke up and was strapped to a chair. The bitch tortured me and cut off my legs. I was on the verge of death when Spike found me and burned the wounds."
>Rarity stands next to you and says: "Fluttershy...I'm so sorry...I caused this to happen. If I hadnt asked you to get them this would have never happened."
>Fluttershy looks at Rarity: "I dont even care Rarity."
>she looks confused: "What do you mean?"
>Flutters looks at you: "Anon...I'm so glad I get to see you again."
>she smiles as she leans forward for you to hug her
>you hug her and she whispers in your ear: "I am so pissed at her right now. But thats okay. Because I know that she helped you escape in some way so I owe her that much."
You're too kind.
>you whisper back
>she lets go
>you lower her back onto the bed
>Rarity looks at you and then Flutters
Rarity...could we have some alone time? Just me and Flutters?
>Fluttershy blushes at the nickname
>"Oh of course darling! Just come down when you are done. We have a lot to do."
>she leaves
Fluttershy...Thank you.
>"What do you mean?"
You were kind enough to let me stay in your home with you...and I need to know how I can repay you.
>she smiles faintly and says: "Come closer."
>you lean in
>"I just want you...to be...happy."
>you feel her hot breath on your ear stop
>you look to her
Fluttershy?
>you push her a little
Fluttershy no!
>you shake her by her shoulders
FLUTTERSHY WAKE UP!
>she is completely limp
>tears stream across your face
>Discord: You pussy.
FUCK YOU FAGGOT!
>Rarity heard the screaming and came running up the stairs
>"Anon! What happened?!"
>she stops as she sees you over Fluttershy's body
She...Shes passed on.
>Tears swell up in Rarity's eyes as well
>she puts a hoof on your shoulder
>"Anon...We need to go."
No.
>"What?"
We cant just leave her here.
>she is shocked as you lift Fluttershy's corpse cradling it
>you walk down the stairs and out the door
>Rarity follows
>you go to her cottage
>go to her shed
>Rarity levitates the shovel to you
>you lay her on some grass next to a tree
>and dig a hole
>you lower her into it with tears of depression and anger
>you stand looking down to her corpse
Why couldnt it have been me?
>Rarity looks shocked: "Anon...why would you say that?"
I have 2 days to live anyways...and because of me now Fluttershy is dead...she couldve had a happy life...she couldve-
>you burst into tears
>sobbing as you sit on the ground
>Rarity sits next to you and wraps her hoof around you
>"Its alright Anon...shes in a better place now."
>after 13 minutes of crying you notice the magical cage with the pinkies in it
What in the world?
>Rarity explains to you basically all of "Too many Pinkie Pies"
>you walk up to them
>they all look at you and jump at the sides of the cage
>you walk back to Rarity who is looking down with her eyes closed
>you pick up the shovel and walk back over
>"Anon? What are you doing with that?"
>you stand in front of the Pinkie's with the shovel
>and stab one in the head with the pointed end
>it explodes into mist that flies off to the trees
>Rarity is beyond angry when she says: "ANON! THAT COULD HAVE BEEN THE REAL PINKIE! AND IF YOU KILL THE REAL PINKIE THEN...THAT MAKES YOU NO BETTER THAN HER!"
>you drop the shovel and look Rarity dead in the eye
But it wasnt.
>you walk back to ponyville not caring if Rarity was there or not
>you walk to Sweet Apple Acres
>Rarity nudges your arm attempting to get your attention
>you ignore her
>she says: "Anon? Please talk to me what are you doing?"
>you stop and look at her
I...I dont know what to do anymore.
>you sit down
>she rubs your back a little bit
>"There there...you'll be fine."
>she stops rubbing and stares out into the field
>then takes off running
What the fuck?
>you run after her
>you see Rainbow Dash passed out on the ground
>Rarity tries to levitate her but a spark just comes from her horn
Whats wrong?
>"Twilight...Twilight did this. She put a magical lock on Rainbow. She must have done it in self defense."
What does that mean?
>"I dont know."
>well shit
>you see the sun setting
We should go somewhere to rest.
>she nods and you follow her to Applejack's house
>you lay in bed with Rarity and fall asleep








>you are Twilight
>you and Applejack are on a train to Canterlot
>you could just teleport the both of you there
>but you dont want to risk passing out
>Applejack cant stop pacing back and forth
Applejack...you need to rest.
>she stops and sits on a chair
>she stares at the floor
>tears run down her face and drop on her floor
>"T-twilight?"
Yes?
>she looks up and says: "Why dont stallions like me?"
>oh shit
>quick think of something!
Stallions love you! What are you talking about?
>that sucked
>"B-but I cant get stallions like you or Rarity..."
Hold on. I cant get a stallion even if I wanted one. You know that...I'm just too awkward.
>"Oh okay sorry...how does Rarity do it?"
>you shudder
You dont want to know...
>the train comes to a stop
>Canterlot is right there
Lets go.
>she nods and wipes her tears away
>you both start walking
>trying to look for Celestia
>you see her in a garden
Come on Applejack!
>you run over to her
>she looks down: "Ahh my faithful student Twilight? Come to report what you have-"
>she notices Applejack and your faces
>"Whats wrong?"
Pinkie cloned herself and went crazy and now she has Anon and she could be hurting him or-
>Applejack cuts you off with a hoof: "Can you help us find him? We'd greatly appreciate it."
>Celestia turns and walks to the edge of the garden
>the edge goes off the mountain
>there is a full view of PonyVille
>"I will search for him here. You two go get washed up. You look like a mess."
>you and Applejack look at each other
>you both are covered in cuts and dirt from running through the everfree forest
Haha...alright. Come on Applejack, we can go to my parents house.
>you head off








>You are Princess Celestia
>obvious best pone
>you watch over PonyVille hoping to see a glimpse of Anon anywhere
Come on hes a monkey in a pony town this shouldnt be that hard...
>you look all around the streets
>nothing
>the giant Carousel isnt there anymore
Strange.
>you see a faint blue flash towards the trees of everfree
What in the...
>it is Spike and Rarity
>they walk into the everfree forest
Hmm...wonder what they're doing there?
>you look around again
>something pink catches your eye
>you look at the pink and slowly reddening cloud
Huh? Did someone spill someth-
>you are cut off as you see a huge purple and green dragon in the everfree
SPIKE?! How did he...?
>he bends down for a bit and then takes off flying
>he flys to the cloud
>then she tremendously speeds up
>you look ahead of him and see Anon falling
>you are basically on the edge of the edge
>Spike catches Anon goes back down to the ground, crushing the buildings there
Clumsy fool.
>Anon and Rarity slide off of him
>he flies up high and turns around, facing you
Is he looking at me? No he couldnt see me from there...
>he starts flying towards you
Oh shit shit shit!
>he flies to the edge where you are standing
>"Princess Celestia! Can you help me find Twilight?"
>you stare at him
>he snaps his fingers
How dare you snap at me!
>he stares at you and screams: "LOOK JUST HELP ME FIND TWILIGHT INSTEAD OF STANDING THERE!"
>you are taken back by this
>no one has ever talked back to the almighty Sunbutt
>you...like it
She went to her parents house.
>Spike thanks you and flies over there









>you are Twilight
>you just finished your shower after Applefack
>you dry off and go to her
Applejack?
>she turns to you
>she looks different without a band in her mane or a hat
>"Twilight we should get going now. Ah dont want to-"
>Suddenly there is a strong wind that blows the windows open
>"What in tarnation is going o-"
>you turn to see what shut her up
>A huge purple and green dragon is in front of your house
>you hear a knock
>answer it slowly
>the dragon flicked the door to knock
>it speaks: "Twilight! I'm so glad I found you."
>thats Spike!
What happened to you Spike?!
>"Look I'll explain later just get on my back."
What?
>"Rarity and I found Anon and saved him. Shes with him now."
>Applecrack jumps with joy behind you: "Ohmygarshyesyesyes!"
>both you and Spike stare at her
>she stops and heavily blushes
Wait Spike...what about Pinkie?
>he points to cloudsdale
>you see the huge bloodstain in the middle
How did she...this doesnt...she didnt have the cloudwalk spell!
>"We dont have much time! Now please get on."
Tell me how you got like this!
>"Twilight and Applejack. Get on."
I demand answers!
>Spike roars into the air unleashing a huge green fireball into the sky
>then looks at you: "GET THE FUCK ON NOW!"
>you and Applebutter got on fast as shit and shut up
>damn Spike is different
>it kinda turns you on...
>NO! dont think like that! you're like his mother
>Applesmack sees the internal battle on your face
>"Yah alright sugarcube?"
Yeah...I think.
>Spike is flys you to the tree and says: "You two get some sleep. Its been a long day. I'll find Anon and Rarity."
Excuse me?!
>he looks at you: "What?"
Do you think we did all this work for you to just step in and say with your big and attractive dragon self 'Oh I got this' ? I dont think so! Spi-
>Applegack interrupts: "Twilight. You're tired. Its late. Lets go to sleep."
>you look at the sky
>its just becoming night
>you yawn
We'll have this talk later Spike. Be careful.
>he nods and flies off
>you head to your room with Applerack
>and pass the fuck out as soon as you hit the bed







>you are Spike
>you are tired as shit
>you fly up to Cloudsdale to see what happened
>you cant see shit its night time
Damn.
>"Thou shallst not tread upon these lands foul creature!"
>you turn and see Luna
Hey Luna! I'm sorry. I didnt mean to make you mad.
>"How does thou knowst our name? Art thou some kind of spy?!"
>she charges up her horn at you
Luna stop! Its me Spike!
>she stops and flys over to you
>circles you 4 times
>"Our apologies Spike...how did this happen?"
I drank a potion. Then I saved Anon.
>"Our sister told us much about this 'Anon'. We have not seen the creature yet so we await for it to show itself."
He's not an "It" Princess.
>"Right...sorry"
>you fly to the top of the mountain and Luna follows
>you lay and stretch your wings out
So Luna.
>"Yes?"
>she sits right next to you rubbing against you a little
What is it you exactly do? I know you can raise the moon but is that it?
>she thinks for a while
>"Well we can enter the dreams of sleeping creatures in Equestria."
Thats pretty cool...Luna I'm going to sleep now.
>"We shall accompany you."
>Luna eventually falls asleep
>you check your dragon pocket
>the diary is still there
>you pull it out and read some
>you feel betrayed when you read that she does that with a picture of Big Mac
Gotta talk to her about that tomorrow.
>you mutter to yourself
>you fall asleep with a snuggly Woona







>You are Corrupt Pinkie
>Anon just fucking jumped off the cloud
FUCK! I was so close too! How am I going to get down now...
>you hear a voice: "I can help you."
Huh? Who are you? Show yourself!
>a faded blue form appears in front of you
Discord? What do you want?
>"I hear you want Anon correct? I can help you."
Why should I trust you?
>"I've already given you my alicorn abilities. No flight but you can use magic by thinking about it. Thats also why you can stand here."
Go on...
>"Well as you know, in two days Anon will be ripped to shreds by me."
>you nod
>"I can halt the process so you have a longer time. But only on one condition..."






Day 3



>You are Anon
>yesterday was rough
>Rarity is snuggled next to you and you are in Applejacks bed
>what a night
>Rarity wakes up: "Oh...did I happen to kick you in my sleep?"
What makes you say that?
>you feel your face and your body
>"Oh no its just something I do instinctively when sleeping."
Oh okay.
>you both get up
>she doesnt bother with her hair
>its straight and a little frizzy at the ends
>"Anon..."
>you look out the window
Yeah Rarity?
>"Do you like Applejack?"
>you turn around
What do you mean?
>"I mean like her."
Yeah shes a good friend. Honesty is a good friend quality.
>"No...I mean could you see the both of you...um...together?"
Rarity this is only my third day here.
>"Why does that matter? Have you not heard of true love at first sight?"
No Rarity I dont like her like that.
>"Is it that you dont like ponies?"
I like ponies but not like that.
>"So you dont like ponies."
I'm not saying that! I'd rather fuck a human than a horse! Just saying.
>"Anon! How dare you be so rude as to swear in front of a lady! And we are not horses we are ponies. Common courtesy Anon."
Sorry Rarity. But I am not attracted to ponies.
>"Maybe we can find someone to explain to you that its okay to have interspecies relationships Anon."
>you shake your head
>she frowns: "All I'm saying is that you two would make a cute couple. I mean she already likes you..."
She what?!
>"You havent noticed? Every time someone said your name she would blush slightly and freak out trying to find you!"
That must have been what she was trying to tell me earlier then...
>you sit on the bed
Well...where is she now?
>"Well I dont know, we'll just have to find her."
Alright.
>you head out of Applejacks house
>you are walking down a path to ponyville
>something moves
Rarity wait.
>"What is it?"
>there is soem shuffling in a bush
Right there in that bush!
>she looks at the bush
>sher turns around to you and says: "It is not moving Anon...are you feeling okay?"
>suddenly Pinkie jumps out from the bush
>Rarity turns back around
>you feel something fling you back
>not very far but far enough away
>you sit up and see Rarity staring face to face with Pinkie
>Rarity's fight or flight mode activated
>a light blue ingulfs Pinkie and she is trapped in a cage with bars made of electricity
>Rarity sits down
>you get up and run over to her
Are you okay?
>"I'm fine...just a little tired."
How did you do that?
>"Twilight taught me. In case Pinkie clones herself again."
Woah hold on. She can clone herself?
>Rarity explains to you the legend of the mirror pool
So...how many are there?
>"We dont know yet. We have to find Twilight."
I know!
>you whistle
>there is a strong wind coming towards you
>Spike lands: "Hey Anon, Rarity. Whats up?"
Werent you supposed to be looking for Twilight?
>"I found her and brought her home with Applejack. Then I fell asleep. I can take you there if you want."
>you and Rarity climb onto his back
>he flies over to her tree
>you get off and Spike says: "Rarity I need to talk to you."
>they fly off
>you open the library door
>its dark
>you walk up the stairs
>Applejack and Twilight are sleeping in the bed
>you sit on the ground next to Applejack's face and kiss her on the cheek
>she stirs a bit but doesnt wake up
>Discord: DO SOMETHING FUNNY ALREADY!
>you whisper
Okay man.
>Discord: Really?! Show me what you got.
>you reach over and flick Twilight as hard as you can on the ear
>then you slide under the bed
>you feel the bed move and then Twilight: "Fuck you Applejack."
>she bucks her on the floor
>the bed sheets cover your face from hers
>she stands up and says: "Now what are ya goin off doin that fer?!"
>"You shouldnt have bit me in my sleep!"
>"Ah didnt bite ya! Thats a loud of shit!"
>Discord: Oh my god this is fucking hilarious!
>you try to hold back your laughter
>you slowly slide out Twilights side
>shes still on the bed screaming at AJ
>you whisper to Discord
Watch this.
>you jump up and scream
>both of them scream
>you burst into laughter and so does Discord
>"That wasnt funny Anon! You made me think Applejack bit me!"
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
>Applejack: "Ah dont find it funny getting bucked in mid sleep."
>you finally stop laughing
>Discord doesnt
I'm sorry Applejack. And you too Twilight.
>Twilight still looks pissed
>AJ calmed down and is now blushing
>you stand up
So how are you two?
>Twi: "Well you know besides a stinging pain in my ear, awful."
Why awful?
>She looks at you like your retarded: "You know after searching for you all day yesterday...so stressful."
>Applejack nods and then says: "We've been searching for ya mighty hard Anon. And now ya show up here."
Spike saved me.
>Twi: "Spike? Saved you?"
>she starts laughing
Thats not very nice. He's a huge dragon now and he swooped down and caught me when I jumped off of cloudsdale.
>she shuts up and stares at you: "Oh...right."
>Applejack interjects: "Why did ya jump off cloudsdale? How did ya even get there? Better yet how could you stand?"
I jumped off because Pinkie was chasing me, I dont know I just woke up there, and I could stand there because I have Discord in me.
>Discord: Fuck did you see Twilight's face when you jumped up? HAHAHAHAHA!
He's laughing at what I just did.
>Twi looks pissed again
>Applejack: "Um...Twilight Ah need to talk to Anon in private."
>she doesnt say anything she just walks out
>"Anon Ah...do you l-"
I know Applejack. I know how you feel for me. It's love. But I dont know if I feel the same way about you.
>she looks heartbroken
I dont know it might just be because it's only my third day here.
>she starts crying
>Discord: Look at you smooth with the mares.
Discord...not now.
>you walk over and hold her
>she cries into your shirt
>"Ah just thought...that...I've never felt like this before Anon! It's weird."
>she stops crying
>"Why dont you like me? What did Ah do to make you hate me?!"
Hold on I dont hate y-
>"Fuck you Anon!"
>she runs out the library
>Twilight walks up the stairs
>"Nice going. I heard it all. You sure know how to handle the ladies."
Why were you listening?
>"The house is empty. I could hear you talking from the kitchen."
Oh. Twilight I just don't like her like that. Do you understand that?
>"That you're a heartless monster yeah."
>she walks over to you
>"Well you're fucked now Mr. Monkey."
>you smell alcohol on her breath
Have you been drinking?
>Discord: I so want to slap you in the face right now you dumb bitch...
>"What does that matter to you? It's not like you care about us ponies."
What do you mean?
>"I know you don't like ponies like that."
>you stand up
I don't know what your talking about.
>you leave the library