026 ronaldo.eli

///C
Eli:
Mister Ronaldo? I can't believe you're fighting on the front lines...
Ronaldo:
Hyeh, ain't that the truth. I'm no good in all-out battles. But sometimes you gotta use every option you got, you know?
Eli:
Yes... I understand.
Ronaldo:
Then I hope you don't mind covering me.
Eli:
Huh?
Ronaldo:
What, you expect me to do the fighting here? You're the knight, I'm just a thief.
Eli:
I-I'm an archer though. I can't just take point. My job is for supporting other soldiers...
Ronaldo:
Eh, you'll do fine.
Eli:
B-But...!
Ronaldo:
Uh oh, hostiles, right over there! They're coming right for us, kid!
Eli:
A-Ah...
Ronaldo:
Well, don't just stand there, do something!
Eli:
...
Ronaldo:
...
Eli:
Alright, where the hell are they!? I ain't seeing 'em!
Ronaldo:
Right over there, ya mook.
Eli:
Mmm? Ah, yeah...! HEY, YOU ROTTEN BASTARDS! AHAHAHAHA! WHERE DO YOU THINK YOU'RE GOING!? GET SOME! GET SOME!!!
Ronaldo:
Heh, that freak gets me every time. Well, time to clean up the mess!

///B
Ronaldo:
Feeling a little under the weather, kiddo?
Eli:
Agh... It really sucks, Mister Ronaldo! The bastards keep coming, no matter how many I pin down! It's really pissing me off!
Ronaldo:
Well, there seems to be a lull in enemies, now. Chill out.
Eli:
... ... Sorry. I think this war is really getting to me. I've never felt so stressful in my life...
Ronaldo:
Yeah, I get what you mean. You've only really put down bandits before this, and normally you'd get to rest the next day. We got no time for it now since we're always on the move.
Eli:
My normal way of venting by going berserk only helps me so much... How do you do it, Mister Ronaldo? I've never seen you break your composure once.
Ronaldo:
Well, my upbringing was pretty rough. I'm used to living on nothing with enemies around every corner. But I'm gonna be real with you though, kid. I'm at my nerve's end too. Life as a thief still is nothing compared to this chaos. I may act like a calm and cool joker,
but I'm stressing just as much as you are.
Eli:
Hmm, I see. To know we're both having a hard time relaxes me a bit.
Ronaldo:
Right? Now, let's get back on that horse.
Eli:
Yes, sir!

///A
Eli:
Hmph... That's the last of them! What a waste of our goddamn time.
Ronaldo:
You know, you aren't going crazy as much as you used to.
Eli:
Perhaps I've become better at handling my emotions...
Ronaldo:
Maybe. That might be a problem though...
Eli:
You think so? I would of thought it would be better for me.
Ronaldo:
Hey, the novelty of a screaming psycho does wonders.
Eli:
It does!?
Ronaldo:
You're really good at hyping the other soldiers up. Some think you're invincible when you start yelling. The enemy also is intimidated by you.
Eli:
Hmm...
Ronaldo:
Not to mention you're grabbing all the enemy's attention. Gives me enough time to zip in and finish 'em off. It's one of the reasons why I've been hanging with you, kid. You rough them up, and I clean up the mess!
Eli:
I thought maybe becoming a bit more stoic might help... But I knew in the back of my head, that ain't me! I guess going all out is just my style, eh?
Ronaldo:
Oh, it definitely suits you.
Eli:
Well, alright! I'm tired of holding back! Let's go kill some suckers!
Ronaldo:
Lead the way, kid.