Smogoon's Kill Stories

[18:49] Smogoon: The first, the not so loved TheGameNinja.
[18:49] Smogoon: TheGameNinja was a villager.
[18:50] Smogoon: The second, Captain Skywalker, the whore.

[19:10] +Smogoon: The first, dadeemasta. He was walking in the woods in the middle of the night because he's a lil stupid, and tried to sell kids to a man in the woods. However, that man said "no" and ate him. rip dadeemasta the mafia.
[19:10] +Smogoon: DRUGS*
[19:10] +Smogoon: I meant drugs not kids
[19:10] • +Smogoon facepalms
[19:10] +Smogoon: anyway
[19:11] +Smogoon: The second, Major ZeZangoose was in his home sleeping when he started farting uncontrollably. All his doors were locked, and the room was filled with gas. Killing him.

[19:16] +Smogoon: Hammer.
[19:16] +F~F~Firemblem: I'd show a timestamp if I wasn't on a phone
[19:17] +Smogoon: RIP Stir the cop.
[19:17] +F~F~Firemblem: Kwk
[19:17] +Smogoon: jk!!
[19:17] +F~F~Firemblem: We win
[19:17] +Smogoon: RIP Stir the mafia.

[19:21] +Smogoon: Once upon a time, there lived a Bug Maniac named Ilikebugz (obv). She was walking through the woods in the middle of the night to collect the rare shiny 360noscope bug. But, instead she found a werewolf. The werewolf chased her to her grandma rip Ilikebugs the villager.
[19:21] +Smogoon: fuck i hit enter b4 i was done :(
[19:21] +Smogoon: The werewolf chased her to her grandma rip Ilikebugs the villager.
[19:22] +Smogoon: FUCK again
[19:22] +Smogoon: gdi
[19:22] TheGameNinja: :o
[19:22] Leafeon: LOL
[19:22] +Smogoon: anyway, she was chased to her grandma's hous where she was killed rip
[19:22] +F~F~Firemblem: GG
[19:23] +Smogoon: The second, snackismybae (no he's mine btch fite me 1v1 irl). He was worshiping Snaquaza at a reallllly freaky altar thing when he was knifed in the back. A note was found stating "no fuck you he's mine". RIP snackismybae the doctor.

[19:33] +Smogoon: Once upon a time a little bitch named Kevin was talking to her friends in the hallway were discussing what team they were on, #TeamEduardo or #TeamJacob. She was saying "#TeamEduardo, he's so hot!!
[19:34] +Smogoon: But then Jacob was like "hell naw puta" and ate her alive. However, Smogoon is on team #FuckTwilight, so he squirted the WW with a squirt bottle. RIP Kevikevkev the mafia.

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