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- SCP-3740: -and there I was, standing alone on the battlefield, and over the river is Adam El Asem. He’s all worked up, see, because I was waving the goods at him, and-
- Researcher Kale: Goods?
- Agent Ivers: He means his dick.
- Agent Allen: His “God Rod”.
- (The whole room laughs)
- SCP-3740: That’s the one! So I’m waving the business at him, and he- hang on, Xenu, you want another drink? Who am I kidding, of course you do! Let me just get-
- (SCP-3740 manipulates the wind in the room to move Agent Allen's mug over to a cask and pour him another drink, returning the cup when finished. Agent Allen nods in approval.)
- SCP-3740: Anyway, he- he tries to throw the whole river at me! Can you believe that? After I’d offered him the courtesy of taking the high ground, he decides he wants to- to give me the ole one-two-dunk-a-roo!
- Dr. Vickers: The scoundrel!
- Researcher Kale: So what did you do?
- SCP-3740: Smacked him in the face with the God Rod, of course!
- ***
- SCP-3740
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