Lucid Learns Alternian!

LC: Uh, Kamila, could you /not/ {"play up my ass-n-tits too much?"} It would be embarrassing.
ES: [wheezing laughter]
LC: Hey, could you check if I can understand Alternian {when it's in your sultry voice and not mine?}
ES: Y-yeah, yeah. {So, what kind of bitches were you thinking of macking on?}
LC: {...macking on, who do I /want/ to mack on...} Wait, what? {I'm confused now. Can't we just cuddle?}
ES: [Giggling] {Okay, let's try another thing. Uh. Hey, babe, my name is Kamila, what's yours?} [Laughter.]
LC: {Aelfra? I've been thinking about Wirelash Panspark, though.} ...I had a lot of time in presession, OK?
ES: [Chirping] {That name is sexy as hell, nothin' to be ashamed of, pretty.}
LC: {Oh, come on, it's /nothing/ next to your adorable --}
ES: {My adorable what?}
LC: {... Face? ...I don't /think/ I like anyone like that, though.}
ES: {Your face is damn fine, too} [Chirping]
LC: {No, it's white as a dinner plate and twice as breakable.}
ES: {It is a dead sexy face, and any person'd be fucking blessed to have it.}
LC: ...am I being Smithy again? I'll stop, I'll stop. {Let's just go with 'I'm fucking fabulous, bitches' and get on with it.}
ES: [giggling] {Fuckin' fabulous is okay by me.}
LC: [A loud thunk.]
ES: Let's stop practicing Alternian for now. Though you are fucking fabulous. That's still true as hell!