gigahertz.txt

14:08 <+ijon> you better watch out Jenova
14:08 <+ijon> I'm gonna hack your subnets
14:08 <@Jenova> i am my subnet
14:09 <+ijon> with my ping injection trojan
14:09 <+ijon> I'll bypass all your firewalls
14:09 <+ijon> all
14:09 <@Jenova> your ping injection trojan cant do shit against my hardware IP changer
14:09 <+ijon> dammit
14:10 <+ijon> but I bet you haven't secured your UDPs
14:10 <+someoneelse> i'll hax your external MAC IP
14:10 <+ijon> yep
14:10 <+ijon> your UDPs are wide open
14:10 <+ijon> watch as they get infected by my worms coded in visual basic
14:11 <@Jenova> you didnt even make a gui in visual basic
14:11 <+ijon> I don't need to
14:11 <@Jenova> its very unlikely that you can do anything
14:11 <+ijon> oh yeah
14:11 <@Jenova> my UDPs are on lock
14:11 <+ijon> well you say that while I
14:11 <+ijon> dammit!
14:12 <@Jenova> i have 3 TCP packets to protect every UDP packet
14:12 <+ijon> hmmm
14:12 <+ijon> I'll DDoS your packets then
14:12 <@Jenova> each packet has 10Gbit dedicated filtering
14:12 <+ijon> then perl through your UDPs
14:13 <+ijon> your filtering won't stop my perling
14:13  * ijon smashes my keyboard widlly
14:13 <+ijon> wildly*
14:14 <+ijon> little do you know that'll start a butterfly effect that will bring your django to its knees
14:14 <+ijon> leaving your iptables wide open for an all-out rootkit flood
14:14 <@Jenova> lol
14:15 <@Jenova> i'm going to buffer overflow your attack and secure my network with super strong salted MD5 hashes all over
14:16 <+ijon> I can brute force your hashes
14:16 <+ijon> with my gigahertz
14:17 <@Jenova> no way man
14:17 <@Jenova> they're salted
14:17 <+ijon> nope
14:17 <+ijon> I have THAT MANY GIGAHERTZ.