Kumbha the Sleeping Giant - A Christmas Story

You know Agni and Isis and Janus and Raijin,
Scylla and Thoth and Nu Wa and Aphro,
But do you recall
The most broken midlaner of all

Kumbha the Sleeping Giant
Had some very mighty throws
And if you ever saw it
You would even say it mows
All of the other midlaners
Used to laugh and call him names
They never let poor Kumbha
Join in any high elo games

Then one foggy Christmas Eve,
Father Chrishmas came to say,
Kumbha with your Groggy Strike,
Won't you carry my team tonight

Then all the bm'ers loved him,
As they shouted out with glee,
Kumbha the Sleeping Giant
You'll go down in esportswiki

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