King woke up one day and discovered that he was goth. His parents had come to him and told him that he was really adopted and was in fact the decadent of the fallen angel!

So now knowing that King was the relative of the great duke of the night, King saw that he had to change everything about him because he was not really what he thought he was.

But luck would have it that King's best friends Becky and Pussy destroyer had heard the news of King's parents and that they had arranged to accompany King on his journey to find himself. First stop....the shopping centre!

At the shoppingcenter King went to all the cool black clothes stores. Now that he was really a half vampire, or as his parents told him, a dhampire (a/n: really, that's what they're called!), his parents had given him a credit card with ulminited funds to become his true self!

But King was really actually very drepssed. It was really hard to suddenly discoger that your parents had lied to you all those yaers and it wasn't made it any better by King suddenly remembering a horrible thuing of his past. King was sexkually abused! And now King also remembered by who but he didn't dare to tell Becky and Pussy destroyer because he was afraid that thye would discover what had happened to King and why King was depressed!



So while they were picking out black and red clothes and nail polish, King tried to fight his tears by listening to Evanessence. Because for the first time in King's life, he had the feeling someone understood his pain. So King listened to the songs in one ear while using his other ear to follow Pussy destroyer's story.

But it was so difficult because King.... really loved Pussy destroyer!

King knew these were wrong feelings to have because... younknow, it's Pussy destroyer and their love would make life very difficult because King also remembered a prophecy that someone had told him in the past (before he was rapped) and that said that if King would ever fall in love with Pussy destroyer, that then CrazyDolphinGamer would find them and kill them!

And as King was putting on some new blood red ankle spikes that went well with the dark black studded dog collar that Becky had recommended, King suddenly saw a glint in the distance and he knew instantly what it was: it was the diamond cock ring of CrazyDolphinGamer! He had come to haunt King and destroy Pussy destroyer!