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- 00:00:59,001 --> 00:01:03,293
- <i>♪ Whatever your ship
- And wherever your sea ♪</i>
- 2
- 00:01:03,710 --> 00:01:07,543
- <i>♪ Keep haulin', keep haulin' ♪</i>
- 3
- 00:01:07,626 --> 00:01:11,293
- <i>♪ Whatever your storm
- Or your rocks may be ♪</i>
- 4
- 00:01:11,751 --> 00:01:15,376
- <i>♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪</i>
- 5
- 00:01:15,835 --> 00:01:19,501
- <i>♪ Hold your course and don't let go ♪</i>
- 6
- 00:01:19,918 --> 00:01:23,876
- <i>♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪</i>
- 7
- 00:01:23,960 --> 00:01:28,001
- <i>♪ Hold your course and don't let go ♪</i>
- 8
- 00:01:28,085 --> 00:01:34,376
- <i>♪ Keep haulin', boys ♪</i>
- 9
- 00:01:34,460 --> 00:01:37,668
- <i>South-westerly,
- veering north-westerly, six to gale eight.</i>
- 10
- 00:01:37,751 --> 00:01:39,585
- <i>Perhaps severe gale nine.</i>
- 11
- 00:01:39,668 --> 00:01:42,001
- <i>Later moderate or poor becoming good.</i>
- 12
- 00:01:42,835 --> 00:01:46,085
- <i>Biscay south-westerly six
- to gale eight, occasional rain.</i>
- 13
- 00:01:46,168 --> 00:01:47,876
- <i>Moderate or poor.</i>
- 14
- 00:01:47,960 --> 00:01:49,376
- Granfer?
- 15
- 00:01:49,460 --> 00:01:51,835
- - Yeah?
- - Can I come out on the boat with you?
- 16
- 00:01:52,460 --> 00:01:55,626
- You got school today, my love.
- Lessons to learn.
- 17
- 00:01:55,710 --> 00:01:58,126
- They can't teach me
- how to bait a lobster pot.
- 18
- 00:01:58,210 --> 00:02:01,876
- I think your mother might use me as bait
- if I let you play hooky.
- 19
- 00:02:02,460 --> 00:02:04,335
- Now, here.
- 20
- 00:02:04,418 --> 00:02:06,418
- I'll take you out on Saturday. All right?
- 21
- 00:02:07,085 --> 00:02:08,085
- Go on.
- 22
- 00:02:13,626 --> 00:02:16,210
- <i>What the bloody hell's
- going on down here, Jago?</i>
- 23
- 00:02:17,001 --> 00:02:20,126
- I can't find her.
- 24
- 00:02:21,710 --> 00:02:24,460
- A grown man... wandering around...
- 25
- 00:02:25,376 --> 00:02:28,501
- with a pixie in his pocket
- needs his head examining.
- 26
- 00:02:28,585 --> 00:02:31,793
- Hey, you won't say that when
- I'm dragged down to Davy Jones' locker.
- 27
- 00:02:31,876 --> 00:02:34,210
- Well, at least
- I'll get a decent night's sleep. Here!
- 28
- 00:02:38,376 --> 00:02:41,793
- Have a good day, my darlin' maid.
- 29
- 00:02:42,626 --> 00:02:44,418
- 'Tis still the middle
- of the bleedin' night.
- 30
- 00:02:44,501 --> 00:02:46,585
- - Ahh.
- - Oh, no!
- 31
- 00:02:54,460 --> 00:02:56,300
- Here, let me give you a hand with that,
- Father.
- 32
- 00:02:56,626 --> 00:02:57,626
- All set, Jim.
- 33
- 00:02:57,710 --> 00:02:58,835
- Good lad.
- 34
- 00:03:00,251 --> 00:03:03,918
- Here he is, just like clockwork.
- Turns up when all the work's done.
- 35
- 00:03:04,668 --> 00:03:07,668
- - What time do you call this then?
- - Ungodly!
- 36
- 00:03:12,460 --> 00:03:14,500
- <i>Here. Dad and I
- found another song last night.</i>
- 37
- 00:03:14,543 --> 00:03:15,543
- - Yeah?
- - Yeah.
- 38
- 00:03:15,626 --> 00:03:17,710
- - What's that, then?
- - "Nelson's Blood."
- 39
- 00:03:17,793 --> 00:03:20,751
- - Love song, is it?
- - Oh, no. Not quite.
- 40
- 00:03:21,251 --> 00:03:24,418
- So, apparently,
- at the Battle of Trafalgar,
- 41
- 00:03:25,085 --> 00:03:29,626
- they had to put Lord Nelson's corpse
- in a big, bloody barrel of brandy.
- 42
- 00:03:29,710 --> 00:03:32,126
- What did they use? Martell or Courvoisier?
- 43
- 00:03:32,210 --> 00:03:35,001
- A big word for this time of day, innit?
- 44
- 00:03:35,085 --> 00:03:36,418
- Well, how's the song go, then?
- 45
- 00:03:37,001 --> 00:03:40,710
- <i>♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 46
- 00:03:40,793 --> 00:03:44,543
- <i>♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 47
- 00:03:44,626 --> 00:03:48,251
- <i>♪ And a drop of Nelson's blood
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 48
- 00:03:48,335 --> 00:03:51,460
- <i>♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪</i>
- 49
- 00:03:51,543 --> 00:03:56,043
- <i>♪ Come on and roll the old chariot along ♪</i>
- 50
- 00:03:56,126 --> 00:03:59,876
- <i>♪ We'll roll the old chariot along ♪</i>
- 51
- 00:03:59,960 --> 00:04:03,668
- <i>♪ We'll roll the old chariot along ♪</i>
- 52
- 00:04:03,751 --> 00:04:07,126
- <i>♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪</i>
- 53
- 00:04:07,460 --> 00:04:11,335
- <i>♪ And a damn good flogging
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 54
- 00:04:11,710 --> 00:04:15,376
- <i>♪ And a damn good flogging
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 55
- 00:04:15,460 --> 00:04:19,418
- <i>♪ And a damn good flogging
- Wouldn't do us any harm ♪</i>
- 56
- 00:04:19,501 --> 00:04:22,293
- <i>♪ And we'll all hang on behind ♪</i>
- 57
- 00:04:22,376 --> 00:04:27,126
- <i>♪ Come on and roll the old chariot along ♪</i>
- 58
- 00:04:27,210 --> 00:04:29,668
- <i>♪ We'll roll the old</i>... ♪
- 59
- 00:04:42,918 --> 00:04:44,358
- What's going on?
- 60
- 00:04:44,418 --> 00:04:45,769
- It's going straight to voice mail.
- 61
- 00:04:45,793 --> 00:04:48,460
- - Let's just leave without him.
- - Totally. You snooze, you lose.
- 62
- 00:04:48,543 --> 00:04:50,644
- There is no way he's getting out
- of your stag do that easy.
- 63
- 00:04:53,793 --> 00:04:56,293
- Yeah.
- 64
- 00:04:56,376 --> 00:04:57,585
- <i>I'm on my way, Troy.</i>
- 65
- 00:05:00,793 --> 00:05:03,918
- See, what I don't get,
- is why a smart-arse lawyer
- 66
- 00:05:04,001 --> 00:05:05,460
- wouldn't insist on a prenup.
- 67
- 00:05:05,543 --> 00:05:07,085
- It's called trust, Danny.
- 68
- 00:05:07,168 --> 00:05:09,418
- Is that why Abigail
- didn't trust you to go to Vegas?
- 69
- 00:05:09,501 --> 00:05:11,960
- She did. She just didn't trust you guys
- to take care of me.
- 70
- 00:05:13,335 --> 00:05:15,793
- No, sailing a yacht
- out into the wide blue yonder.
- 71
- 00:05:15,876 --> 00:05:17,085
- That's much more of a buzz.
- 72
- 00:05:17,168 --> 00:05:18,328
- If you ever hear me say that,
- 73
- 00:05:18,376 --> 00:05:21,418
- fly me to Switzerland and check me
- into the euthanasia clinic, pronto.
- 74
- 00:05:21,501 --> 00:05:23,293
- With pleasure, mate.
- 75
- 00:05:23,376 --> 00:05:26,096
- You're just cynical because
- you've not met the right girl yet, Danny.
- 76
- 00:05:26,126 --> 00:05:29,543
- No. It's because monogamy...
- It isn't natural.
- 77
- 00:05:29,626 --> 00:05:31,543
- That is... That is right. That is right.
- 78
- 00:05:31,626 --> 00:05:33,668
- In mammals,
- it is practically non-existent.
- 79
- 00:05:34,876 --> 00:05:36,501
- What about penguins?
- 80
- 00:05:36,585 --> 00:05:38,936
- They mate for life. I saw it
- on a documentary on <i>Animal Planet.</i>
- 81
- 00:05:38,960 --> 00:05:42,418
- Penguins live on the South Pole, Henry,
- where it's a hundred below zero.
- 82
- 00:05:42,501 --> 00:05:45,501
- No way they're gonna get their
- crown jewels out for a bit on the side.
- 83
- 00:05:46,085 --> 00:05:48,876
- For them, monogamy is all about
- keeping their bollocks warm.
- 84
- 00:05:50,293 --> 00:05:52,126
- - <i>♪ Ooh ♪
- - ♪ I'm gonna get me some ♪</i>
- 85
- 00:05:52,210 --> 00:05:54,251
- <i>♪ Sippin' all day on Coke and rum ♪</i>
- 86
- 00:05:54,876 --> 00:05:56,168
- <i>♪ Somebody tell the sun ♪</i>
- 87
- 00:05:56,251 --> 00:05:58,335
- <i>♪ I'm ready to burn and have some fun ♪</i>
- 88
- 00:05:58,418 --> 00:06:00,960
- <i>Come on. We're gonna be late.</i>
- 89
- 00:06:01,043 --> 00:06:02,335
- <i>Coming, Mam.</i>
- 90
- 00:06:03,876 --> 00:06:05,335
- - Got everything?
- - Yup.
- 91
- 00:06:16,918 --> 00:06:19,293
- - Two times two.
- - Four.
- 92
- 00:06:19,376 --> 00:06:21,335
- - Three times three.
- - Nine.
- 93
- 00:06:21,418 --> 00:06:25,626
- <i>When possible, make
- a U-turn. When possible, make a U-turn.</i>
- 94
- 00:06:25,710 --> 00:06:27,335
- Stop repeating yourself, woman!
- 95
- 00:06:27,418 --> 00:06:30,352
- Henry, you better get used to it.
- That's what marriage sounds like.
- 96
- 00:06:30,376 --> 00:06:32,710
- - Four times four?
- - Sixteen.
- 97
- 00:06:32,793 --> 00:06:34,876
- - Five times five?
- - Mmm.
- 98
- 00:06:36,043 --> 00:06:39,085
- Hey.
- 99
- 00:06:39,168 --> 00:06:41,728
- - You have to reverse.
- - You gonna have to back up, mate.
- 100
- 00:06:41,793 --> 00:06:44,876
- - Any damage is coming out of your bonus.
- - No pressure, mate.
- 101
- 00:06:46,085 --> 00:06:48,543
- One of you's gonna have to get out
- and help me. Please?
- 102
- 00:06:49,460 --> 00:06:50,876
- I'll deal with it.
- 103
- 00:06:57,501 --> 00:06:58,543
- Sorry, love.
- 104
- 00:07:01,210 --> 00:07:03,210
- Um, would you mind backing up?
- 105
- 00:07:03,293 --> 00:07:07,335
- Only it's a bit tight down this end,
- and my friend's only just passed his test.
- 106
- 00:07:07,418 --> 00:07:10,418
- Yeah, I'm amazed he got a licence
- considering he's visually impaired.
- 107
- 00:07:10,501 --> 00:07:12,376
- - It's a one-way street.
- - What?
- 108
- 00:07:14,126 --> 00:07:18,835
- Sorry about that.
- We're from out of town.
- 109
- 00:07:18,918 --> 00:07:21,960
- Yeah, you don't say. Only an idiot
- would bring that thing down here.
- 110
- 00:07:22,043 --> 00:07:24,352
- Oh, nothing to do with the bright spark
- who designed a road system
- 111
- 00:07:24,376 --> 00:07:25,602
- that's too narrow to drive down.
- 112
- 00:07:25,626 --> 00:07:28,126
- Yeah, how short-sighted
- of the 17th century town planner
- 113
- 00:07:28,210 --> 00:07:30,835
- not to account for that cock extension.
- 114
- 00:07:36,960 --> 00:07:38,626
- You're gonna have to back up.
- 115
- 00:07:39,126 --> 00:07:40,876
- What a tosser.
- 116
- 00:07:41,793 --> 00:07:43,543
- What's a... tosser?
- 117
- 00:07:44,626 --> 00:07:45,960
- Well...
- 118
- 00:07:46,043 --> 00:07:48,251
- <i>So let's have a toast, ay?</i>
- 119
- 00:07:48,335 --> 00:07:50,710
- <i>To-To the newest resident of Port Isaac.</i>
- 120
- 00:07:51,626 --> 00:07:54,168
- - To Kenwyn.
- - To Kenwyn.
- 121
- 00:07:54,251 --> 00:07:58,501
- May he bring as much joy, laughter
- and wisdom to our world as...
- 122
- 00:07:58,585 --> 00:07:59,626
- as his granfer did.
- 123
- 00:08:00,751 --> 00:08:01,751
- Thanks, Jim.
- 124
- 00:08:03,960 --> 00:08:05,835
- I'll be there in a minute.
- 125
- 00:08:05,918 --> 00:08:07,376
- Who's Sir Walter Raleigh?
- 126
- 00:08:07,460 --> 00:08:09,751
- Some wanker from London.
- 127
- 00:08:09,835 --> 00:08:11,811
- Apparently, they're staying up
- at Charles Montegue's place.
- 128
- 00:08:11,835 --> 00:08:14,293
- Huh? Damn bloody emmets.
- 129
- 00:08:14,876 --> 00:08:17,835
- Coming down here like they own the place
- with their second homes,
- 130
- 00:08:17,918 --> 00:08:20,876
- and... only visit twice a bloody year.
- 131
- 00:08:20,960 --> 00:08:23,960
- Gives us two chances to take their money,
- son.
- 132
- 00:08:24,043 --> 00:08:25,311
- If it were down to me,
- 133
- 00:08:25,335 --> 00:08:29,126
- we'd have toll booths on every road
- crossing the River Tamar.
- 134
- 00:08:29,210 --> 00:08:30,418
- That's what they do in Wales.
- 135
- 00:08:30,501 --> 00:08:32,710
- Charge the buggers
- for the privilege of coming in.
- 136
- 00:08:32,793 --> 00:08:36,835
- Hey, you get any more militant, my son,
- 137
- 00:08:36,918 --> 00:08:39,460
- you'll have to join
- the Cornish National Liberation Army.
- 138
- 00:08:39,543 --> 00:08:41,085
- - I never left, Father.
- - Good boy.
- 139
- 00:08:43,376 --> 00:08:45,460
- - Hello, gentlemen.
- - How are you?
- 140
- 00:08:45,543 --> 00:08:47,918
- - Four pints of lager, please.
- - Lager?
- 141
- 00:08:48,001 --> 00:08:51,460
- I'm afraid we don't have much call
- for fizzy drinks this time of year.
- 142
- 00:08:51,543 --> 00:08:56,126
- We've got Tribute, Proper Job
- and guest ale, Bishop's Finger.
- 143
- 00:08:56,210 --> 00:08:57,585
- Do we know where it's been?
- 144
- 00:08:57,668 --> 00:09:00,543
- That was good, man. That was good.
- 145
- 00:09:01,251 --> 00:09:05,210
- No. But I got a pretty good idea
- where he could stick it.
- 146
- 00:09:16,585 --> 00:09:19,585
- Oh, here he is. Captain Pugwash.
- 147
- 00:09:19,668 --> 00:09:21,251
- - Don't shout.
- - Morning, chaps.
- 148
- 00:09:21,835 --> 00:09:23,626
- Slight change of plan, I'm afraid.
- 149
- 00:09:23,710 --> 00:09:26,168
- We won't be casting off
- or trimming the jib today.
- 150
- 00:09:26,251 --> 00:09:27,519
- Is that a euphemism?
- 151
- 00:09:27,543 --> 00:09:30,210
- No, the boat's stuck in Milford Haven
- with a ripped sail.
- 152
- 00:09:30,751 --> 00:09:33,085
- - Where's Milford Haven?
- - Wales.
- 153
- 00:09:33,168 --> 00:09:35,210
- - How we gettin' there?
- - We're not, Driss.
- 154
- 00:09:35,293 --> 00:09:38,460
- You're telling me I gave up a seat
- at the roulette table in the Bellagio
- 155
- 00:09:38,543 --> 00:09:39,626
- for a weekend yachting,
- 156
- 00:09:39,710 --> 00:09:40,960
- and we don't have a yacht?
- 157
- 00:09:41,418 --> 00:09:42,418
- Correct.
- 158
- 00:09:42,501 --> 00:09:44,293
- Well, what are we gonna do instead?
- 159
- 00:09:48,168 --> 00:09:50,710
- Whoa!
- 160
- 00:09:50,793 --> 00:09:54,585
- It's last man standing!
- 161
- 00:09:56,835 --> 00:09:58,543
- Hey, guys. I'm getting the hang of this.
- 162
- 00:09:58,626 --> 00:10:00,585
- Oh, oh, New York, here I come!
- 163
- 00:10:01,585 --> 00:10:04,210
- - No sign of those numpties?
- - No.
- 164
- 00:10:04,293 --> 00:10:06,668
- - When were they due back?
- - About two hours ago.
- 165
- 00:10:10,793 --> 00:10:13,113
- - We've gotta get those boards.
- - I am staying on dry land.
- 166
- 00:10:13,168 --> 00:10:15,210
- Another 20 minutes,
- and there won't be any!
- 167
- 00:10:15,293 --> 00:10:17,251
- Hey, hey. You can get that one.
- Get that one.
- 168
- 00:10:17,335 --> 00:10:18,710
- I'm not sure. I'll try.
- 169
- 00:10:18,793 --> 00:10:20,769
- Henry, no.
- He's gonna fall and crack his head open.
- 170
- 00:10:20,793 --> 00:10:22,602
- - Danny, he could get that one.
- - I'm gonna fall...
- 171
- 00:10:22,626 --> 00:10:25,168
- - No, he can get it.
- - Help!
- 172
- 00:10:26,210 --> 00:10:30,085
- Jago, I need you to come
- and help me get these sheets off the line.
- 173
- 00:10:30,168 --> 00:10:32,876
- He's a fisherman, Maggie,
- not a bloody chambermaid.
- 174
- 00:10:34,793 --> 00:10:37,585
- This has to be
- the worst stag do of all time.
- 175
- 00:10:40,501 --> 00:10:42,460
- Christ, we've got a shout!
- 176
- 00:10:42,543 --> 00:10:43,668
- Where's me pager, Maggie?
- 177
- 00:10:43,751 --> 00:10:48,501
- Don't ask me. I'm a barmaid,
- not a Lifeboat Operations Manager.
- 178
- 00:10:49,168 --> 00:10:52,001
- - What we got?
- - Three men in the water off Tag's Pit!
- 179
- 00:10:52,085 --> 00:10:53,085
- Dig! Dig!
- 180
- 00:10:58,876 --> 00:11:01,501
- - Over here!
- - Boat! Help!
- 181
- 00:11:03,918 --> 00:11:06,751
- All right now. Stay calm. Wait.
- 182
- 00:11:07,876 --> 00:11:09,710
- - One at a time!
- - Move. Move.
- 183
- 00:11:09,793 --> 00:11:12,376
- - One at a time!
- - Careful. Get up. Get up.
- 184
- 00:11:13,210 --> 00:11:15,418
- All right. You. Get on.
- 185
- 00:11:15,501 --> 00:11:17,701
- Oh, thank you so much.
- I thought we were goners.
- 186
- 00:11:33,585 --> 00:11:35,626
- Here, ladies. You forgot your handbag.
- 187
- 00:11:36,335 --> 00:11:38,960
- Oof. Oh.
- 188
- 00:11:39,501 --> 00:11:41,585
- We're on a stag do.
- 189
- 00:11:41,668 --> 00:11:44,019
- You're never gonna get to the wedding
- if you carry on like that.
- 190
- 00:11:44,043 --> 00:11:46,763
- - Take it easy, Jim.
- - Well, they're hangin'. All of 'em.
- 191
- 00:11:47,335 --> 00:11:49,335
- Probably been on the wacky backy too.
- 192
- 00:11:49,418 --> 00:11:50,519
- - Wacky backy?
- - Jim, come on.
- 193
- 00:11:50,543 --> 00:11:53,293
- Well, why else would they drag us out
- on a day like this?
- 194
- 00:11:53,376 --> 00:11:55,918
- Hey, relax, chief.
- We come in peace, man. Okay?
- 195
- 00:11:56,001 --> 00:11:57,126
- Chief?
- 196
- 00:11:57,626 --> 00:12:00,543
- Hey, listen. We're just not
- used to the ocean, all right?
- 197
- 00:12:00,626 --> 00:12:03,001
- You'd do well to show her
- a bit of respect.
- 198
- 00:12:03,085 --> 00:12:04,126
- - Oh, shit!
- - What?
- 199
- 00:12:04,210 --> 00:12:05,460
- Driss!
- 200
- 00:12:08,168 --> 00:12:09,918
- Help!
- 201
- 00:12:12,543 --> 00:12:14,376
- Help!
- 202
- 00:12:15,043 --> 00:12:17,376
- Help.
- 203
- 00:12:18,460 --> 00:12:21,126
- <i>Port Isaac, this is Whisky Bravo 178.</i>
- 204
- 00:12:21,210 --> 00:12:24,126
- <i>We've a fix one kilometre south-west
- of Tag's Pit.</i>
- 205
- 00:12:24,210 --> 00:12:28,251
- <i>Getting quite badly burned, so...
- take your time. Over.</i>
- 206
- 00:12:29,626 --> 00:12:31,793
- <i>One, two, testing. One, two.</i>
- 207
- 00:12:33,668 --> 00:12:37,251
- One, two, one, two, one, two.
- 208
- 00:12:37,335 --> 00:12:41,626
- I thought we was having a sing-song,
- not putting on a bloody rock concert.
- 209
- 00:12:41,710 --> 00:12:44,293
- You're not here to hide, Jago.
- You're here to be heard.
- 210
- 00:12:44,376 --> 00:12:45,710
- <i>Thank you, Yoko Ono.</i>
- 211
- 00:12:45,793 --> 00:12:48,960
- - I shall be listening.
- - I know you will.
- 212
- 00:12:51,335 --> 00:12:52,418
- See you, Sal.
- 213
- 00:12:53,001 --> 00:12:55,210
- Can't keep ignoring the bank, Rowan.
- 214
- 00:12:59,376 --> 00:13:01,626
- You need to call them.
- 215
- 00:13:03,001 --> 00:13:04,918
- I'm not sure what to say.
- 216
- 00:13:05,001 --> 00:13:06,835
- This came from the Inland Revenue.
- 217
- 00:13:19,126 --> 00:13:22,251
- I am not the pheasant plucker.
- 218
- 00:13:22,335 --> 00:13:24,793
- I'm the pheasant plucker's mate.
- 219
- 00:13:25,085 --> 00:13:30,210
- And I'm only plucking pheasants
- 'cause the pheasant plucker's late.
- 220
- 00:13:30,293 --> 00:13:32,418
- I'm only fucking pheas...
- 221
- 00:13:32,501 --> 00:13:34,960
- No, I... I can't get my tongue round it!
- 222
- 00:13:35,043 --> 00:13:37,710
- Well, that's not what Rowan's
- been telling everyone.
- 223
- 00:13:39,418 --> 00:13:41,543
- Get off me, you great arse!
- 224
- 00:13:41,626 --> 00:13:44,751
- Here, do you two want to get a room
- or shall we get on with it, eh?
- 225
- 00:13:44,835 --> 00:13:46,710
- Ooh!
- 226
- 00:13:50,710 --> 00:13:53,543
- Ladies and gentlemen,
- we're the Fisherman's Friends.
- 227
- 00:13:53,918 --> 00:13:55,585
- We all hail from Port Isaac,
- 228
- 00:13:55,668 --> 00:13:58,918
- and the songs we're singing today
- are about sailors and the sea.
- 229
- 00:13:59,001 --> 00:14:02,251
- These songs come from a time
- when sailors were clapped in irons,
- 230
- 00:14:02,335 --> 00:14:05,210
- hung from the highest yardarm,
- nailed to the mast,
- 231
- 00:14:05,293 --> 00:14:06,293
- shanghaied, wanghaied...
- 232
- 00:14:06,376 --> 00:14:08,227
- - Hey, stop. Stop. Stop. Stop.
- - What? Here?
- 233
- 00:14:08,251 --> 00:14:09,769
- - Yeah, here. Right here. Pull in.
- - Why?
- 234
- 00:14:09,793 --> 00:14:12,085
- ...rum, bum, buggered, blinded...
- 235
- 00:14:15,043 --> 00:14:16,626
- And that was all before they set sail.
- 236
- 00:14:18,293 --> 00:14:20,835
- Jim over there,
- he's been sufferin' from a sore throat.
- 237
- 00:14:20,918 --> 00:14:24,543
- Sounds nasty. Have you consulted
- your health care professional about it?
- 238
- 00:14:24,626 --> 00:14:25,918
- Yes, I have, son.
- 239
- 00:14:26,001 --> 00:14:29,710
- Well, if the antibiotics don't work, you
- can always suck on a Fisherman's Friend.
- 240
- 00:14:29,793 --> 00:14:32,210
- Oh.
- 241
- 00:14:32,293 --> 00:14:37,043
- This next song is John Kanaka,
- a right rascal if ever there was one.
- 242
- 00:14:37,126 --> 00:14:40,460
- <i>♪ I thought I heard the old man say ♪</i>
- 243
- 00:14:40,543 --> 00:14:43,793
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 244
- 00:14:43,876 --> 00:14:47,085
- <i>♪ Today, today, it's a holiday ♪</i>
- 245
- 00:14:47,168 --> 00:14:50,835
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 246
- 00:14:50,918 --> 00:14:54,168
- <i>- ♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh, tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- - It's good man. It's good.
- 247
- 00:14:55,376 --> 00:14:56,543
- Yeah.
- 248
- 00:14:56,626 --> 00:14:58,352
- - Oh, this is bloody torture.
- - No, no, no, no.
- 249
- 00:14:58,376 --> 00:15:01,001
- I want these guys signed up
- to Duke Management's roster.
- 250
- 00:15:01,085 --> 00:15:03,205
- Yeah, why don't you sign 'em up for life?
- 251
- 00:15:03,251 --> 00:15:04,335
- I'm serious, man.
- 252
- 00:15:04,751 --> 00:15:07,710
- <i>♪ We're bound away for Frisco Bay ♪</i>
- 253
- 00:15:07,793 --> 00:15:11,543
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 254
- 00:15:11,626 --> 00:15:15,376
- They're funny. They look the part.
- They're singing copyright-free songs.
- 255
- 00:15:15,460 --> 00:15:17,335
- - What is not to like?
- - Everything.
- 256
- 00:15:17,418 --> 00:15:18,960
- Oh, don't be so cynical.
- 257
- 00:15:19,043 --> 00:15:21,835
- These songs
- are reminiscent of the work songs
- 258
- 00:15:21,918 --> 00:15:23,960
- sung on the plantations by my people.
- 259
- 00:15:24,043 --> 00:15:26,501
- I'm not sure these are slave songs, Troy.
- 260
- 00:15:28,835 --> 00:15:31,626
- Well, okay,
- but fishermen are slaves to the sea,
- 261
- 00:15:31,710 --> 00:15:33,501
- and exploited peoples across the globe
- 262
- 00:15:33,585 --> 00:15:35,918
- have always shared their suffering
- through song.
- 263
- 00:15:36,835 --> 00:15:39,668
- <i>- ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- - Still feels like a long-shot, Troy.
- 264
- 00:15:39,751 --> 00:15:42,710
- No, no. Trust me.
- My dad is gonna dig this historical shit.
- 265
- 00:15:42,793 --> 00:15:43,918
- The label will dig it.
- 266
- 00:15:44,001 --> 00:15:47,043
- Why don't you go do what you do best?
- Sign 'em up.
- 267
- 00:15:47,126 --> 00:15:49,166
- No, no, no, no. Don't send me up there.
- I'm hangin'.
- 268
- 00:15:49,210 --> 00:15:52,335
- Well, go hang with them. Get.
- 269
- 00:15:53,001 --> 00:15:56,293
- <i>♪ Just one more heave, and that'll do ♪</i>
- 270
- 00:15:56,376 --> 00:15:59,710
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 271
- 00:15:59,793 --> 00:16:03,293
- <i>♪ For we're the crew
- That'll pull her through, hoo ♪</i>
- 272
- 00:16:03,376 --> 00:16:06,585
- You're not serious about signing
- this bunch of inbreds, are you?
- 273
- 00:16:07,126 --> 00:16:08,293
- Of course not.
- 274
- 00:16:08,376 --> 00:16:10,835
- <i>♪ Oh, tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 275
- 00:16:10,918 --> 00:16:13,710
- <i>♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 276
- 00:16:13,793 --> 00:16:17,126
- <i>♪ I thought I heard the old man say ♪</i>
- 277
- 00:16:17,210 --> 00:16:20,460
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 278
- 00:16:20,543 --> 00:16:23,835
- <i>♪ Today, today it's a holiday ♪</i>
- 279
- 00:16:23,918 --> 00:16:27,335
- <i>- ♪ Hoo ♪
- - ♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 280
- 00:16:27,418 --> 00:16:31,043
- <i>♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh, tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 281
- 00:16:31,126 --> 00:16:32,585
- I think you've got an admirer.
- 282
- 00:16:32,668 --> 00:16:35,126
- <i>♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 283
- 00:16:35,210 --> 00:16:38,043
- <i>- ♪ Tu-rie-ay, oh... ♪</i>
- - Enough of your meddlin', Grandma.
- 284
- 00:16:38,126 --> 00:16:40,710
- Last time you played Cupid,
- the bloke turned out to be my cousin.
- 285
- 00:16:40,793 --> 00:16:43,543
- <i>♪ John Kanaka-naka tu-rie-ay ♪</i>
- 286
- 00:16:43,626 --> 00:16:45,835
- Once removed.
- 287
- 00:16:46,376 --> 00:16:47,418
- Nice one!
- 288
- 00:16:52,710 --> 00:16:55,585
- I'll be with you in a minute.
- 289
- 00:16:57,168 --> 00:16:58,293
- Small world.
- 290
- 00:16:59,168 --> 00:17:02,626
- Um, just out of interest,
- what kind of music were they singing?
- 291
- 00:17:02,710 --> 00:17:04,710
- The rock 'n' roll of 1752.
- 292
- 00:17:05,668 --> 00:17:08,168
- - That'll be 38 pound, fifty.
- - Ta, my lover.
- 293
- 00:17:10,168 --> 00:17:12,460
- - I'll get these.
- - Oh, thank you.
- 294
- 00:17:12,543 --> 00:17:15,710
- Well, you saved our lives yesterday.
- It's the least I could do.
- 295
- 00:17:18,626 --> 00:17:21,710
- I'd like to talk to you and the boys
- about the future of the group.
- 296
- 00:17:22,418 --> 00:17:23,918
- - Future?
- - Yeah.
- 297
- 00:17:24,418 --> 00:17:27,710
- I manage bands,
- and I'm interested in representing you.
- 298
- 00:17:27,793 --> 00:17:30,126
- You'd better come and talk to the boys.
- 299
- 00:17:31,918 --> 00:17:36,751
- For your information,
- my Jago is the Roger Daltry of the group.
- 300
- 00:17:37,376 --> 00:17:39,043
- Well, I'll bear that in mind.
- 301
- 00:17:41,376 --> 00:17:43,543
- Here, you'll never guess what.
- 302
- 00:17:44,376 --> 00:17:47,668
- - Our boys have just been talent-spotted.
- - By who?
- 303
- 00:17:47,751 --> 00:17:49,085
- Your admirer.
- 304
- 00:17:49,751 --> 00:17:52,876
- Apparently, he's some kind of big shot
- in the music industry.
- 305
- 00:17:52,960 --> 00:17:57,835
- Watching you sing was one of those...
- rare moments in the music business
- 306
- 00:17:57,918 --> 00:18:01,793
- when you realise you are
- witnessing something truly original.
- 307
- 00:18:01,876 --> 00:18:04,835
- The bottom line is...
- you've got a unique sound.
- 308
- 00:18:05,751 --> 00:18:08,876
- And we believe we can help you
- get it released by a major label.
- 309
- 00:18:19,918 --> 00:18:21,960
- You can't be...
- 310
- 00:18:22,043 --> 00:18:24,418
- Now, all right, all right.
- Now look, look, look.
- 311
- 00:18:25,626 --> 00:18:27,126
- I'm serious.
- 312
- 00:18:28,251 --> 00:18:31,126
- So how's about we crack open the champagne
- and get this deal done?
- 313
- 00:18:31,210 --> 00:18:32,501
- Right here. Right now.
- 314
- 00:18:32,585 --> 00:18:34,668
- Hang on. You mean this is for real?
- 315
- 00:18:35,293 --> 00:18:39,001
- Thanks for the offer, son,
- but we're just fishermen, see.
- 316
- 00:18:39,085 --> 00:18:42,626
- We have no need to sell our souls
- for 15 minutes of fame.
- 317
- 00:18:43,585 --> 00:18:45,001
- Especially to an emmet.
- 318
- 00:18:46,001 --> 00:18:47,501
- An emmet?
- 319
- 00:18:47,585 --> 00:18:49,501
- It's old Cornish for an ant.
- 320
- 00:18:50,293 --> 00:18:53,001
- Something that invades in large numbers,
- 321
- 00:18:53,918 --> 00:18:57,793
- causes great irritation
- and is a helluva job to get rid of.
- 322
- 00:18:57,876 --> 00:18:59,710
- Now, if you don't mind...
- 323
- 00:19:01,751 --> 00:19:04,168
- some of us have got some real work to do.
- 324
- 00:19:10,793 --> 00:19:12,126
- Thanks for your time.
- 325
- 00:19:16,585 --> 00:19:17,626
- Where's the...?
- 326
- 00:19:26,543 --> 00:19:29,293
- Oh. Come on.
- 327
- 00:19:31,626 --> 00:19:32,876
- Fuck it. Just one bar.
- 328
- 00:19:32,960 --> 00:19:36,001
- The only place you'll get reception
- down here is on the sea wall.
- 329
- 00:19:36,543 --> 00:19:38,043
- Way out there?
- 330
- 00:19:44,210 --> 00:19:45,293
- - Is that Danny?
- - Mmm.
- 331
- 00:19:45,376 --> 00:19:47,835
- Is that... Wait. All right. All right.
- All right, get it.
- 332
- 00:19:47,918 --> 00:19:50,293
- Hey, Danny, what's going on, man?
- 333
- 00:19:50,376 --> 00:19:52,376
- Where the bloody hell
- have you parked the car?
- 334
- 00:19:52,460 --> 00:19:54,710
- - Ah, sorry, bro. We had to peel out.
- <i>- Eh?</i>
- 335
- 00:19:54,793 --> 00:19:58,335
- - Major, major crisis.
- - Well, what about <i>this</i> major crisis?
- 336
- 00:19:58,418 --> 00:20:01,293
- Look,
- you never leave a man behind enemy lines.
- 337
- 00:20:01,376 --> 00:20:02,543
- <i>First rule of war!</i>
- 338
- 00:20:02,626 --> 00:20:04,644
- First rule of rock 'n' roll,
- don't forget the money.
- 339
- 00:20:04,668 --> 00:20:07,251
- As soon as they've signed,
- we'll get you out of there.
- 340
- 00:20:07,335 --> 00:20:10,501
- I'm sorry to disappoint you,
- but they ain't signing anything, mate.
- 341
- 00:20:11,210 --> 00:20:13,418
- <i>- Hello?</i>
- - Oh, oh, Danny.
- 342
- 00:20:13,501 --> 00:20:14,543
- <i>Hello?</i>
- 343
- 00:20:14,626 --> 00:20:16,710
- I'm... I'm sorry.
- Have-Have you lost your touch?
- 344
- 00:20:16,793 --> 00:20:19,668
- No. These guys aren't interested
- in fame and fortune.
- 345
- 00:20:19,751 --> 00:20:22,668
- Hey, hey. Everybody's interested
- in fame and fortune.
- 346
- 00:20:22,751 --> 00:20:25,085
- So do your job and close the deal.
- 347
- 00:20:25,835 --> 00:20:29,293
- I don't want to wake up and find out
- somebody else has beat us to it.
- 348
- 00:20:32,668 --> 00:20:36,168
- Hello. Hello? Shit.
- 349
- 00:20:39,210 --> 00:20:40,501
- Ooh.
- 350
- 00:20:42,126 --> 00:20:44,251
- Hold up! Whoa, whoa. Hold up.
- 351
- 00:20:46,960 --> 00:20:49,418
- What's it gonna take
- to get you boys over the line, eh?
- 352
- 00:20:49,710 --> 00:20:53,043
- Sorry, Danny. It isn't going to happen.
- 353
- 00:20:53,918 --> 00:20:56,501
- For me, Leadville and Rowan
- 'tis a dream come true, but...
- 354
- 00:20:57,460 --> 00:20:59,210
- but me boy and a few others ain't so keen.
- 355
- 00:20:59,293 --> 00:21:02,293
- We don't need the others, Jago.
- Five is more than enough.
- 356
- 00:21:02,376 --> 00:21:05,501
- In fact, five is the magic number
- when it comes to any boy band.
- 357
- 00:21:05,585 --> 00:21:08,335
- You know, look at, er, the Jackson Five,
- Take That.
- 358
- 00:21:09,251 --> 00:21:12,293
- Now, we got to stick together down here,
- one an' all.
- 359
- 00:21:13,335 --> 00:21:17,001
- That's the difference between
- sinking or swimming in a place like this.
- 360
- 00:21:17,085 --> 00:21:20,876
- Yup, the only way this'll work
- is if you manage to convince Jim.
- 361
- 00:21:21,668 --> 00:21:23,876
- Well, how do I do that?
- 362
- 00:21:24,751 --> 00:21:26,918
- There's an old Corny saying.
- 363
- 00:21:27,001 --> 00:21:31,585
- You never know a man till you find out
- what his legs is made of at sea.
- 364
- 00:21:44,251 --> 00:21:45,918
- Where's the lift?
- 365
- 00:21:59,626 --> 00:22:02,418
- I thought I'd made my position
- perfectly clear.
- 366
- 00:22:02,876 --> 00:22:05,668
- You did,
- but us ants are tricky to get rid of.
- 367
- 00:22:05,751 --> 00:22:06,793
- Hello, darling'.
- 368
- 00:22:07,335 --> 00:22:09,376
- Jago said there may be room at the inn.
- 369
- 00:22:10,210 --> 00:22:12,543
- Yeah, you...
- You'd have to ask my daughter about that.
- 370
- 00:22:12,626 --> 00:22:14,501
- She runs the B & B side of things.
- 371
- 00:22:15,210 --> 00:22:18,001
- Tam, could you go and fetch your mother,
- please. Thanks, darling.
- 372
- 00:22:18,085 --> 00:22:19,751
- Mam! The tosser's at the door!
- 373
- 00:22:22,626 --> 00:22:23,668
- Yeah?
- 374
- 00:22:27,626 --> 00:22:28,626
- Tosser.
- 375
- 00:22:36,501 --> 00:22:37,543
- Hello again.
- 376
- 00:22:38,668 --> 00:22:40,043
- I'm looking for a room.
- 377
- 00:22:41,210 --> 00:22:42,501
- I'm sorry. We're full.
- 378
- 00:22:43,251 --> 00:22:45,835
- Well, that's...
- not what it says on the sign.
- 379
- 00:22:48,168 --> 00:22:51,293
- Look. It's just for one night,
- and I've got an early start.
- 380
- 00:23:08,751 --> 00:23:10,477
- <i>Severe gale nine...</i>
- 381
- 00:23:10,501 --> 00:23:12,168
- <i>to violent storm eleven.</i>
- 382
- 00:23:12,251 --> 00:23:14,168
- <i>Rain then squally showers.</i>
- 383
- 00:23:14,251 --> 00:23:17,126
- <i>Poor becoming moderate. Jersey...</i>
- 384
- 00:23:17,751 --> 00:23:20,626
- Mr Anderson.
- 385
- 00:23:21,210 --> 00:23:23,543
- You're waking up the other guests.
- 386
- 00:23:27,293 --> 00:23:28,751
- Mr Anderson.
- 387
- 00:23:37,168 --> 00:23:38,460
- Mr Anderson!
- 388
- 00:23:40,751 --> 00:23:42,376
- Oh! Oh!
- 389
- 00:23:44,418 --> 00:23:45,418
- Your wake-up call.
- 390
- 00:23:46,085 --> 00:23:48,418
- Oh, er... What is it?
- 391
- 00:23:55,293 --> 00:23:56,335
- I'm coming!
- 392
- 00:24:01,960 --> 00:24:05,085
- Whoa, whoa, whoa.
- Pull up the anchor. I'm here.
- 393
- 00:24:05,543 --> 00:24:08,501
- Sorry I'm late.
- 394
- 00:24:09,168 --> 00:24:10,835
- What have you come as, then?
- 395
- 00:24:10,918 --> 00:24:13,751
- We're going fishing, son,
- not competing in The America's Cup.
- 396
- 00:24:16,085 --> 00:24:18,293
- You're gonna have to
- change that jumper, boy.
- 397
- 00:24:18,376 --> 00:24:20,210
- Fishermen don't wear green.
- 398
- 00:24:20,710 --> 00:24:22,626
- Makes the boat seek land.
- 399
- 00:24:25,418 --> 00:24:27,418
- And don't whistle on board.
- 400
- 00:24:28,585 --> 00:24:30,793
- To whistle
- is to challenge the wind herself.
- 401
- 00:24:31,710 --> 00:24:33,835
- She might whip up a proper storm.
- 402
- 00:24:34,793 --> 00:24:36,585
- - Anything else?
- - Yeah,
- 403
- 00:24:36,668 --> 00:24:38,793
- turn starboard after leaving the dock.
- 404
- 00:24:38,876 --> 00:24:41,168
- Always kiss the first fish you catch.
- 405
- 00:24:41,668 --> 00:24:46,043
- Never, ever, under any circumstance,
- say the word "rabbit"!
- 406
- 00:24:47,501 --> 00:24:48,918
- - Rabbit?
- - Shh!
- 407
- 00:24:50,918 --> 00:24:55,210
- <i>♪ Yo, ho, heave ho
- Yo, ho, heave ho ♪</i>
- 408
- 00:24:55,460 --> 00:24:59,626
- <i>♪ Yo, ho, heave ho
- Yo, ho, heave ho ♪</i>
- 409
- 00:24:59,710 --> 00:25:04,085
- <i>♪ Gonna sing you all a song
- About a ship that haunts my dreams ♪</i>
- 410
- 00:25:04,168 --> 00:25:06,710
- <i>♪ Blow high, blow low ♪</i>
- 411
- 00:25:06,793 --> 00:25:08,460
- <i>♪ So sail we ♪</i>
- 412
- 00:25:08,543 --> 00:25:11,376
- - You all right, Danny?
- - Yeah.
- 413
- 00:25:11,460 --> 00:25:14,835
- - Do you want an orange?
- - Will it stop me feeling sick?
- 414
- 00:25:14,918 --> 00:25:17,585
- No, just makes it smell sweeter
- when it comes up.
- 415
- 00:25:21,335 --> 00:25:23,126
- Oh, oh.
- 416
- 00:25:23,210 --> 00:25:26,460
- Here, answer me this, then.
- 417
- 00:25:26,543 --> 00:25:27,918
- What I don't understand...
- 418
- 00:25:28,501 --> 00:25:31,835
- is why anyone would wanna part
- with their hard-earned cash
- 419
- 00:25:32,543 --> 00:25:35,668
- to buy a record sung
- by ten hairy-ass fishermen.
- 420
- 00:25:35,751 --> 00:25:38,335
- Because deep down,
- there's a sailor in all of us.
- 421
- 00:25:38,418 --> 00:25:41,835
- There's never been a sailor in me!
- 422
- 00:25:43,001 --> 00:25:44,210
- Your songs...
- 423
- 00:25:45,418 --> 00:25:47,668
- transport the listener
- to distant shores...
- 424
- 00:25:48,168 --> 00:25:51,418
- and allows them to return stronger
- and braver than they've ever felt before.
- 425
- 00:25:51,501 --> 00:25:53,501
- I never thought I'd say this to anyone,
- 426
- 00:25:53,835 --> 00:25:55,751
- but I think you talk more bollocks
- than my wife.
- 427
- 00:25:55,835 --> 00:25:57,293
- God rest her soul.
- 428
- 00:25:57,918 --> 00:26:00,751
- Look, what I'm proposing
- is that you come up to London,
- 429
- 00:26:00,835 --> 00:26:03,585
- record a demo
- so the labels have got something to hear.
- 430
- 00:26:04,043 --> 00:26:07,210
- We can't go on a jolly like that,
- we got lobster to catch.
- 431
- 00:26:07,293 --> 00:26:09,585
- Well, okay.
- Then, we'll record it down here.
- 432
- 00:26:09,668 --> 00:26:11,460
- Duke Management will cover
- all your expenses.
- 433
- 00:26:11,543 --> 00:26:13,001
- Is there any money in it for us?
- 434
- 00:26:13,085 --> 00:26:15,418
- Well, if we're lucky enough
- to land a deal, yeah.
- 435
- 00:26:15,835 --> 00:26:19,876
- Not a fortune, mind you, but, you know,
- definitely enough to go on a nice holiday.
- 436
- 00:26:20,960 --> 00:26:22,293
- Maggie Googled him.
- 437
- 00:26:23,085 --> 00:26:24,626
- He is who he says he is.
- 438
- 00:26:24,710 --> 00:26:26,418
- Sally reckons he's a proper big shot.
- 439
- 00:26:27,168 --> 00:26:28,876
- Proper big mouth, more like.
- 440
- 00:26:29,335 --> 00:26:32,960
- Come on, Dad. You always told me,
- "Never trust an emmet,"
- 441
- 00:26:33,043 --> 00:26:36,168
- and I've never met one yet
- who could prove you wrong.
- 442
- 00:26:37,085 --> 00:26:41,335
- Listen, son.
- One thing I've learned in my old age.
- 443
- 00:26:41,876 --> 00:26:44,418
- It ain't so much black and white
- as them an' us.
- 444
- 00:26:45,335 --> 00:26:47,751
- We have to take every man
- on his own merit.
- 445
- 00:26:48,085 --> 00:26:50,501
- Yeah. We might even make money out of it.
- 446
- 00:26:51,085 --> 00:26:54,751
- Come on, Rowan.
- It's a bloody pipe dream, and you know it.
- 447
- 00:26:56,960 --> 00:26:59,710
- Right now, I'll give anything a shot.
- 448
- 00:27:05,501 --> 00:27:09,710
- Ooh. No charge for the wake-up call then?
- 449
- 00:27:10,501 --> 00:27:12,085
- All part of the service.
- 450
- 00:27:12,793 --> 00:27:15,085
- I'll make sure I mention it
- in my Trip Advisor review.
- 451
- 00:27:19,418 --> 00:27:21,293
- Mr Anderson, I'm glad I caught you.
- 452
- 00:27:22,168 --> 00:27:24,460
- - Can we have a word?
- - Yeah.
- 453
- 00:27:25,001 --> 00:27:26,001
- Come on in. Sit down.
- 454
- 00:27:27,001 --> 00:27:28,001
- Here.
- 455
- 00:27:28,835 --> 00:27:30,210
- Ah, now.
- 456
- 00:27:35,376 --> 00:27:36,376
- Now...
- 457
- 00:27:37,585 --> 00:27:39,835
- just for clarity's sake...
- 458
- 00:27:41,251 --> 00:27:43,710
- if we did agree to let you manage us...
- 459
- 00:27:44,835 --> 00:27:48,085
- you'd have to understand
- that our real work comes first.
- 460
- 00:27:48,168 --> 00:27:51,043
- Now we, we got boats,
- businesses to run and...
- 461
- 00:27:51,918 --> 00:27:54,876
- and they'd have to...
- be looked after before anything else.
- 462
- 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:57,043
- Absolutely.
- 463
- 00:27:58,168 --> 00:28:02,210
- And you'd have to promise
- you wouldn't take the piss.
- 464
- 00:28:03,710 --> 00:28:05,210
- Now, we've got our ways down here.
- 465
- 00:28:06,293 --> 00:28:11,293
- And once you cross the River Tamar,
- you're not in England any more.
- 466
- 00:28:12,376 --> 00:28:13,626
- We're a land apart.
- 467
- 00:28:14,960 --> 00:28:16,918
- Now you-you get my drift, son?
- 468
- 00:28:18,460 --> 00:28:19,876
- I give you my word.
- 469
- 00:28:21,293 --> 00:28:22,293
- Good.
- 470
- 00:28:24,126 --> 00:28:25,335
- 'Cause down here...
- 471
- 00:28:27,001 --> 00:28:30,960
- a man's word is... strong as Cornish oak.
- 472
- 00:28:42,293 --> 00:28:44,835
- - Danny's on line three.
- - All right, put him through.
- 473
- 00:28:47,668 --> 00:28:50,418
- If it isn't the Pirate of Penzance!
- 474
- 00:28:50,501 --> 00:28:54,210
- Yeah. I forgot
- what a gifted comedian you are, Troy.
- 475
- 00:28:54,293 --> 00:28:57,085
- Danny, have you plundered the village
- and found any hidden treasures?
- 476
- 00:28:57,168 --> 00:28:58,418
- <i>I did indeed, Henry.</i>
- 477
- 00:28:58,501 --> 00:29:01,876
- Not only have I persuaded all
- ten fishermen to sign on the dotted line,
- 478
- 00:29:01,960 --> 00:29:04,126
- they're also up for recording a demo.
- 479
- 00:29:04,210 --> 00:29:07,751
- <i>Oh, my God. Oh!</i>
- 480
- 00:29:07,835 --> 00:29:10,668
- I cannot believe you fell for that!
- You knobber!
- 481
- 00:29:10,751 --> 00:29:11,751
- What?
- 482
- 00:29:12,876 --> 00:29:14,918
- Danny, it was a joke, bro!
- 483
- 00:29:15,001 --> 00:29:18,668
- Do you really think we would sign
- a boy band with a combined age of 653?
- 484
- 00:29:19,168 --> 00:29:20,585
- You bastards.
- 485
- 00:29:21,501 --> 00:29:23,626
- <i>Now, I suggest you tear up that contract</i>
- 486
- 00:29:24,085 --> 00:29:26,710
- and get yourself back within the M25
- where you belong.
- 487
- 00:29:28,210 --> 00:29:30,710
- - I can't.
- - Why?
- 488
- 00:29:33,043 --> 00:29:34,418
- I've given them my word.
- 489
- 00:29:34,918 --> 00:29:37,668
- When did that ever count for anything?
- 490
- 00:30:00,835 --> 00:30:01,835
- Hi, there.
- 491
- 00:30:03,168 --> 00:30:04,376
- I'm impressed.
- 492
- 00:30:05,793 --> 00:30:06,793
- You are?
- 493
- 00:30:07,501 --> 00:30:09,581
- Can't believe you got 'em
- to give up a day's fishing.
- 494
- 00:30:10,710 --> 00:30:12,376
- Yeah.
- 495
- 00:30:12,460 --> 00:30:15,085
- I just hope you make all this bother
- worth their while.
- 496
- 00:30:15,960 --> 00:30:17,043
- Well, that's the plan.
- 497
- 00:30:17,585 --> 00:30:20,501
- I mean, after all,
- I gave your dad my word.
- 498
- 00:30:34,001 --> 00:30:39,376
- <i>- ♪ In South Australia I was born ♪
- - ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪</i>
- 499
- 00:30:39,460 --> 00:30:41,585
- <i>♪ In South Australia, 'round Cape Horn ♪</i>
- 500
- 00:30:41,668 --> 00:30:44,293
- <i>♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪</i>
- 501
- 00:30:44,376 --> 00:30:49,043
- <i>- ♪ Haul away your rolling king ♪
- - ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪</i>
- 502
- 00:30:49,126 --> 00:30:51,293
- <i>♪ Haul away, you'll hear me sing ♪</i>
- 503
- 00:30:51,376 --> 00:30:54,043
- <i>♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪</i>
- 504
- 00:30:54,126 --> 00:30:58,876
- <i>- ♪ As I went out one morning fair ♪
- - ♪ Heave away, haul away ♪</i>
- 505
- 00:30:58,960 --> 00:31:00,894
- <i>♪ 'Twas there I met Miss Nancy Blair ♪</i>
- 506
- 00:31:00,918 --> 00:31:05,376
- <i>- ♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪
- - ♪ Haul away your rolling king ♪</i>
- 507
- 00:31:06,626 --> 00:31:08,460
- <i>♪ Heave away, haul away ♪</i>
- 508
- 00:31:08,543 --> 00:31:10,210
- <i>♪ Haul away, you'll hear me sing ♪</i>
- 509
- 00:31:10,293 --> 00:31:13,210
- <i>♪ We're bound for South Australia ♪</i>
- 510
- 00:31:13,293 --> 00:31:15,543
- <i>♪ I shook her up, I shook her down ♪</i>
- 511
- 00:31:15,626 --> 00:31:17,543
- <i>♪ Heave away, haul away ♪</i>
- 512
- 00:31:17,626 --> 00:31:20,501
- Whoa! Whoa, whoa, whoa, whoa.
- 513
- 00:31:20,585 --> 00:31:23,751
- Look, I'm all for ambient realism,
- but this is ridiculous.
- 514
- 00:31:23,835 --> 00:31:26,376
- - We can't record here.
- - I got a plan.
- 515
- 00:31:48,626 --> 00:31:52,626
- Lord Almighty. We're scuppered now.
- 516
- 00:31:52,710 --> 00:31:54,001
- Sorry? Scuppered?
- 517
- 00:31:54,376 --> 00:31:55,668
- It's a sign.
- 518
- 00:31:56,126 --> 00:31:58,293
- Like the albatross in the <i>Ancient Mariner.</i>
- 519
- 00:31:58,376 --> 00:32:00,626
- Samuel Taylor Coleridge, you know?
- 520
- 00:32:00,710 --> 00:32:04,626
- - No.
- - Kills the albatross is becalmed.
- 521
- 00:32:05,085 --> 00:32:06,460
- Becalmed?
- 522
- 00:32:06,543 --> 00:32:07,876
- Dead in the water, mate.
- 523
- 00:32:08,585 --> 00:32:12,168
- Water, water everywhere,
- but not a bloody drop to drink.
- 524
- 00:32:13,001 --> 00:32:15,293
- Yeah, but it's a... It's a seagull.
- It's not an albatross.
- 525
- 00:32:16,168 --> 00:32:17,668
- It's the same difference, Danny.
- 526
- 00:32:18,668 --> 00:32:21,501
- Yeah. A curse is a curse.
- 527
- 00:32:26,168 --> 00:32:27,335
- How's it going?
- 528
- 00:32:28,460 --> 00:32:31,960
- Oh. Got some great guest vocals
- from the seagulls.
- 529
- 00:32:32,793 --> 00:32:34,876
- Why don't you try recording in the church?
- 530
- 00:32:35,626 --> 00:32:38,168
- It's where they all learned to sing.
- It's brilliant acoustics.
- 531
- 00:32:39,251 --> 00:32:41,793
- I-I reckon it'll be easier
- if we went into the studio.
- 532
- 00:32:42,501 --> 00:32:44,293
- Then you risk losing their charm.
- 533
- 00:32:44,876 --> 00:32:48,668
- The people that come and listen to them
- don't care if they hit the high notes.
- 534
- 00:32:48,751 --> 00:32:50,793
- They want to be transported
- to the high seas.
- 535
- 00:32:53,543 --> 00:32:59,210
- <i>♪ The other night, I had a dream ♪</i>
- 536
- 00:32:59,293 --> 00:33:04,710
- <i>♪ The funniest dream of all ♪</i>
- 537
- 00:33:05,335 --> 00:33:10,835
- <i>♪ I dreamt that I was kissing you ♪</i>
- 538
- 00:33:10,918 --> 00:33:15,668
- <i>♪ Behind the garden wall ♪</i>
- 539
- 00:33:15,751 --> 00:33:20,543
- <i>♪ And she said
- Little Liz, I love you ♪</i>
- 540
- 00:33:20,626 --> 00:33:23,251
- <i>- ♪ Honey ♪
- - ♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪</i>
- 541
- 00:33:23,335 --> 00:33:26,210
- <i>♪ I love you in the springtime
- And the fall ♪</i>
- 542
- 00:33:26,293 --> 00:33:28,335
- <i>♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey ♪</i>
- 543
- 00:33:28,418 --> 00:33:30,751
- <i>- ♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪
- - ♪ Honey ♪</i>
- 544
- 00:33:30,835 --> 00:33:32,918
- <i>♪ Little Liz, I love you ♪</i>
- 545
- 00:33:33,001 --> 00:33:37,543
- <i>♪ I love you the best of all ♪</i>
- 546
- 00:33:37,626 --> 00:33:41,376
- <i>♪ Honey, honey, honey, honey ♪</i>
- 547
- 00:33:43,085 --> 00:33:44,126
- What do you think?
- 548
- 00:33:46,501 --> 00:33:48,418
- No. You were right. The sound's great.
- 549
- 00:33:49,085 --> 00:33:52,293
- Although I was picking up a little bit
- of interference in the last verse.
- 550
- 00:33:52,376 --> 00:33:55,001
- Might be me pacemaker.
- 551
- 00:33:55,085 --> 00:33:58,168
- Now you don't want to be turning that off,
- Father.
- 552
- 00:34:03,418 --> 00:34:06,251
- Right. Take five, lads,
- but, um, well done, everyone.
- 553
- 00:34:06,335 --> 00:34:08,210
- Sounding... brilliant.
- 554
- 00:34:12,168 --> 00:34:14,668
- Do me a favour and take care of it, Driss.
- 555
- 00:34:16,418 --> 00:34:19,960
- Yeah, j-just tell Troy I'll be back
- by the end of the week. Okay?
- 556
- 00:34:21,293 --> 00:34:22,613
- Yeah, listen. I've got to bounce.
- 557
- 00:34:24,501 --> 00:34:27,168
- - Off already?
- - Got to pick Tamsyn up from school.
- 558
- 00:34:27,960 --> 00:34:30,710
- Ah. Listen, thanks again for the tip-off.
- 559
- 00:34:30,793 --> 00:34:32,835
- I mean, this place is a real discovery.
- 560
- 00:34:34,085 --> 00:34:36,793
- Hardly. I've been coming here all my life.
- 561
- 00:34:36,876 --> 00:34:38,556
- Six generations of my family buried there.
- 562
- 00:34:41,960 --> 00:34:45,751
- Um, could I...
- buy you a drink later to say thank you?
- 563
- 00:34:47,126 --> 00:34:49,126
- Sorry, I already got plans.
- 564
- 00:34:50,335 --> 00:34:51,793
- Anything exciting?
- 565
- 00:34:53,293 --> 00:34:55,876
- Homework. Big pile of laundry.
- 566
- 00:34:57,168 --> 00:34:58,751
- Well, maybe some other time then.
- 567
- 00:34:59,543 --> 00:35:00,835
- Yeah, maybe.
- 568
- 00:35:04,043 --> 00:35:05,501
- About that curse?
- 569
- 00:35:07,418 --> 00:35:09,501
- They're winding you up, Danny.
- 570
- 00:35:29,751 --> 00:35:31,126
- Okay, lads.
- 571
- 00:35:31,751 --> 00:35:34,293
- Now, we've got nine shanties in the can,
- 572
- 00:35:34,376 --> 00:35:36,710
- which means we're one track
- short of an album.
- 573
- 00:35:37,335 --> 00:35:39,135
- - Well, can I make a suggestion?
- - Yeah.
- 574
- 00:35:39,793 --> 00:35:42,460
- Something more melodic. "Widow Woman."
- 575
- 00:35:42,543 --> 00:35:43,602
- Mm, aye.
- 576
- 00:35:43,626 --> 00:35:45,460
- Oh, I'm... I'm not singing that.
- 577
- 00:35:45,543 --> 00:35:47,061
- Come on, now, Rowan.
- Don't be shy. Come on.
- 578
- 00:35:47,085 --> 00:35:48,977
- - No.
- - It's one of your best songs.
- 579
- 00:35:49,001 --> 00:35:50,161
- - Come on, my lovely.
- - Go on.
- 580
- 00:35:50,210 --> 00:35:51,668
- Come on. I'd love to hear it.
- 581
- 00:35:54,918 --> 00:35:59,460
- <i>♪ Why do you sit, widow woman? ♪</i>
- 582
- 00:36:02,085 --> 00:36:06,918
- <i>♪ Why do you stare out at me? ♪</i>
- 583
- 00:36:09,168 --> 00:36:15,376
- <i>♪ Is it a secret you keep in your heart
- Buried deep ♪</i>
- 584
- 00:36:15,460 --> 00:36:20,418
- <i>♪ Of a boy on the bed of the sea? ♪</i>
- 585
- 00:36:24,501 --> 00:36:30,460
- <i>♪ In Port Quin
- There's a clouded glass window ♪</i>
- 586
- 00:36:31,293 --> 00:36:36,835
- <i>♪ Pane cracked
- And frame dusty dried ♪</i>
- 587
- 00:36:38,376 --> 00:36:44,501
- <i>♪ And behind your lace
- Is a sad-weather face ♪</i>
- 588
- 00:36:44,585 --> 00:36:50,501
- <i>♪ Of a woman
- Whose heart has long since died ♪</i>
- 589
- 00:36:54,668 --> 00:36:56,835
- Marvellous, Rowan. It's marvellous.
- 590
- 00:36:58,085 --> 00:36:59,918
- - That was beautiful.
- - Yeah.
- 591
- 00:37:01,335 --> 00:37:02,585
- What's it about?
- 592
- 00:37:03,668 --> 00:37:08,501
- Back along... 1698. Down Port Quin.
- 593
- 00:37:09,335 --> 00:37:10,835
- Herring fleet went out.
- 594
- 00:37:11,376 --> 00:37:14,251
- They say the gale blowed up
- in a couple of hours.
- 595
- 00:37:15,168 --> 00:37:16,168
- All was lost.
- 596
- 00:37:17,835 --> 00:37:19,918
- Two dozen widows was made that day.
- 597
- 00:37:23,293 --> 00:37:25,460
- We still suffer tragedies
- from time to time,
- 598
- 00:37:25,543 --> 00:37:27,626
- but... nothing like that, mind.
- 599
- 00:37:28,460 --> 00:37:30,335
- - Amen to that, eh?
- - Amen.
- 600
- 00:37:31,085 --> 00:37:32,085
- Talking of tragedies,
- 601
- 00:37:32,168 --> 00:37:35,793
- which one of you fair maids
- has parked your chariot on the Platt?
- 602
- 00:37:36,293 --> 00:37:37,543
- Oh, bollocks!
- 603
- 00:37:38,168 --> 00:37:40,460
- What we lack in traffic wardens down here,
- Danny,
- 604
- 00:37:40,543 --> 00:37:43,751
- we more than make up for
- with the fast incoming spring tide, see.
- 605
- 00:37:51,543 --> 00:37:52,543
- Driss!
- 606
- 00:37:53,751 --> 00:37:57,626
- <i>♪ It's a bitch being a dog
- Nobody wants my job ♪</i>
- 607
- 00:37:57,710 --> 00:38:01,543
- <i>♪ It's a bitch being a dog
- Nobody wants my job ♪</i>
- 608
- 00:38:01,626 --> 00:38:05,168
- <i>♪ It's a bitch being a dog
- Nobody wants my job ♪</i>
- 609
- 00:38:05,251 --> 00:38:09,168
- <i>♪ It's a bitch being a dog
- Nobody wants my job ♪</i>
- 610
- 00:38:09,251 --> 00:38:12,585
- <i>♪ It's a bitch being a dog
- Nobody wants my jo... ♪</i>
- 611
- 00:38:12,668 --> 00:38:15,626
- Yeah. I've been trying to contact Danny.
- 612
- 00:38:15,710 --> 00:38:17,519
- His phone keeps going to voice mail.
- What's going on?
- 613
- 00:38:17,543 --> 00:38:20,210
- Pillock's still in Cornwall,
- trying to bang that bird.
- 614
- 00:38:21,126 --> 00:38:23,501
- - What bird?
- - The girl with the Noddy car.
- 615
- 00:38:24,960 --> 00:38:26,126
- Who's Noddy?
- 616
- 00:38:26,210 --> 00:38:30,710
- <i>♪ Why do you sit, widow woman? ♪</i>
- 617
- 00:38:32,585 --> 00:38:36,418
- <i>♪ Why do you stare out at me? ♪</i>
- 618
- 00:38:38,460 --> 00:38:42,710
- <i>♪ There's a secret you keep in your heart
- Buried deep ♪</i>
- 619
- 00:38:45,585 --> 00:38:48,293
- Danny. Telephone for you.
- 620
- 00:38:48,793 --> 00:38:49,960
- Thank you.
- 621
- 00:38:53,001 --> 00:38:54,210
- Hello.
- 622
- 00:38:54,293 --> 00:38:55,918
- <i>You proved your point, Danny.</i>
- 623
- 00:38:56,001 --> 00:39:00,085
- - Now it's time to get back to business.
- - This is business, Troy.
- 624
- 00:39:00,168 --> 00:39:04,001
- <i>Cut the bullshit, Danny. I know
- you're down there just trying to get laid.</i>
- 625
- 00:39:04,085 --> 00:39:05,918
- All right, hands up, I <i>was.</i>
- 626
- 00:39:06,376 --> 00:39:07,835
- <i>But things have changed.</i>
- 627
- 00:39:07,918 --> 00:39:11,210
- Listen, I was reading up on sea shanties,
- and you're right.
- 628
- 00:39:11,293 --> 00:39:13,960
- They do have universal appeal.
- I mean, after all,
- 629
- 00:39:14,043 --> 00:39:17,001
- maritime work songs
- were the rock 'n' roll of 1752.
- 630
- 00:39:17,418 --> 00:39:19,168
- Has all the ocean air gone to your head?
- 631
- 00:39:19,251 --> 00:39:22,626
- All right, maybe. But I genuinely think
- these guys have got something to say.
- 632
- 00:39:23,293 --> 00:39:24,413
- <i>I'm recording one more song,</i>
- 633
- 00:39:24,460 --> 00:39:26,019
- <i>then I've got an album
- to send out to the labels.</i>
- 634
- 00:39:26,043 --> 00:39:28,001
- - Let them be the judge.
- <i>- Hey! Hey!</i>
- 635
- 00:39:29,043 --> 00:39:30,543
- <i>This has gone far enough, Danny.</i>
- 636
- 00:39:30,626 --> 00:39:32,376
- <i>I want you back at your desk...</i>
- 637
- 00:39:32,460 --> 00:39:33,668
- after Henry's wedding
- 638
- 00:39:33,751 --> 00:39:36,335
- to deal with the acts
- that actually make us commission!
- 639
- 00:39:37,835 --> 00:39:39,126
- What's wrong?
- 640
- 00:39:41,168 --> 00:39:42,418
- Danny's gone native.
- 641
- 00:39:47,543 --> 00:39:48,918
- Come in.
- 642
- 00:39:51,085 --> 00:39:52,376
- Hiya.
- 643
- 00:39:53,710 --> 00:39:55,110
- Helping your mum with her homework?
- 644
- 00:39:55,168 --> 00:39:58,293
- We're doing kings and queens of England.
- 645
- 00:39:58,376 --> 00:40:00,085
- My favourite is King Canute.
- 646
- 00:40:00,168 --> 00:40:01,519
- That's the one who stopped the tide,
- 647
- 00:40:01,543 --> 00:40:03,543
- and then the tide won
- and he got soaked, right?
- 648
- 00:40:03,626 --> 00:40:07,376
- Yeah, what an idiot.
- Everyone knows you can't stop the sea.
- 649
- 00:40:09,210 --> 00:40:11,835
- Um, I just wanted to ask
- about those photographs
- 650
- 00:40:11,918 --> 00:40:13,198
- of the fishermen in the hallway.
- 651
- 00:40:13,251 --> 00:40:15,168
- Er, you don't happen
- to know who took them?
- 652
- 00:40:15,876 --> 00:40:16,960
- I did.
- 653
- 00:40:18,793 --> 00:40:19,835
- Seriously?
- 654
- 00:40:21,585 --> 00:40:22,626
- Well, they're fantastic.
- 655
- 00:40:23,251 --> 00:40:24,793
- Thank you.
- 656
- 00:40:25,460 --> 00:40:28,585
- It would be great if we had some pictures
- of them to send out with the demo.
- 657
- 00:40:28,668 --> 00:40:30,585
- I don't suppose you'd be interested?
- 658
- 00:40:30,668 --> 00:40:32,960
- Yeah. What were you thinking?
- 659
- 00:40:33,043 --> 00:40:35,835
- Well, something with a nautical theme
- that would stand out
- 660
- 00:40:35,918 --> 00:40:37,335
- in a supermarket checkout.
- 661
- 00:40:39,418 --> 00:40:40,876
- Sounds a bit naff.
- 662
- 00:40:41,710 --> 00:40:44,001
- Well, to be fair,
- I haven't really given it much thought.
- 663
- 00:40:45,668 --> 00:40:48,626
- Well, if you're interested in capturing
- who they really are,
- 664
- 00:40:48,710 --> 00:40:50,168
- that's something I can do.
- 665
- 00:40:51,335 --> 00:40:52,335
- Great.
- 666
- 00:40:52,418 --> 00:40:57,793
- - <i>♪ Le capitaine de St Malo ♪
- - ♪ Ali alo ♪</i>
- 667
- 00:40:57,876 --> 00:41:00,585
- <i>♪ Qui fait la peche au cachalot ♪</i>
- 668
- 00:41:00,668 --> 00:41:03,085
- <i>♪ Ali, ali, ali alo ♪</i>
- 669
- 00:41:03,168 --> 00:41:04,543
- Granfer, towards me.
- 670
- 00:41:05,293 --> 00:41:07,835
- <i>- ♪ Ils a trois filles qui font la peau ♪</i>
- - Chin out, chin down.
- 671
- 00:41:08,293 --> 00:41:09,876
- Which one?
- 672
- 00:41:09,960 --> 00:41:12,293
- You'll walk the bloody plank
- if you keep that up.
- 673
- 00:41:12,376 --> 00:41:14,376
- Magic, lads. Beautiful.
- 674
- 00:41:19,543 --> 00:41:22,585
- - What does action man want?
- - Coming to give us an hard time.
- 675
- 00:41:22,668 --> 00:41:24,418
- And to make sure we can't earn a living.
- 676
- 00:41:24,501 --> 00:41:26,043
- It's all right. I'll deal with them.
- 677
- 00:41:30,251 --> 00:41:32,876
- We're not fishing today, Officer.
- We're just taking a few photos.
- 678
- 00:41:33,460 --> 00:41:35,811
- I'm still going to need to
- check the hold and your log books.
- 679
- 00:41:35,835 --> 00:41:37,293
- Twenty minutes, we lose the light.
- 680
- 00:41:37,793 --> 00:41:40,501
- Officer, you're wasting your time
- as well as ours.
- 681
- 00:41:40,585 --> 00:41:43,352
- - You can see there's no fish.
- - Stand back, sir. I'm only doing my job.
- 682
- 00:41:43,376 --> 00:41:46,585
- Oh, I'm sorry. I thought your job
- was to protect our shores.
- 683
- 00:41:47,335 --> 00:41:50,293
- Not to harass ordinary working men
- who are trying to earn a living.
- 684
- 00:41:50,793 --> 00:41:53,293
- Do you know?
- I think the taxpayer has a right to know
- 685
- 00:41:53,376 --> 00:41:55,293
- how their hard-earned money
- is being spent.
- 686
- 00:41:55,376 --> 00:41:56,585
- Give us that.
- 687
- 00:41:57,001 --> 00:41:59,418
- Smile.
- Your 15 minutes of fame is about to start.
- 688
- 00:41:59,501 --> 00:42:02,335
- - Put that away, sir.
- - Or what?
- 689
- 00:42:11,043 --> 00:42:12,085
- What did you get?
- 690
- 00:42:12,168 --> 00:42:13,960
- Let me off with a caution.
- 691
- 00:42:14,043 --> 00:42:16,683
- But I don't think I'll be getting
- me fishing licence any time soon.
- 692
- 00:42:17,626 --> 00:42:19,335
- Come on. Get in.
- 693
- 00:42:20,710 --> 00:42:22,835
- My Dad'll kill me
- if I'm late for quiz night.
- 694
- 00:42:44,001 --> 00:42:45,960
- There he is, the hero of the hour.
- 695
- 00:42:46,418 --> 00:42:47,501
- Thank you.
- 696
- 00:42:47,585 --> 00:42:49,626
- You should come out with us more often,
- son.
- 697
- 00:42:49,710 --> 00:42:52,710
- - Buggers might stop bothering us then.
- - Don't know about that.
- 698
- 00:42:52,793 --> 00:42:57,043
- Eh, tribute, my ass. It's time to open
- that rare bottle of Jamaican rum.
- 699
- 00:42:57,126 --> 00:42:58,835
- Oh!
- 700
- 00:42:58,918 --> 00:43:00,668
- Now, this is courtesy of a shipwreck.
- 701
- 00:43:00,751 --> 00:43:03,460
- Father always used to say it was like
- <i>Whiskey Galore</i> all over again.
- 702
- 00:43:05,293 --> 00:43:07,085
- Oh, aye. Please, Lord.
- 703
- 00:43:07,960 --> 00:43:11,751
- Let us pray for all those on the sea.
- 704
- 00:43:11,835 --> 00:43:16,001
- If's there's going to be shipwrecks,
- then send them to me!
- 705
- 00:43:17,626 --> 00:43:20,501
- Although it wasn't always nature
- taking its course, was it, Grandma?
- 706
- 00:43:20,585 --> 00:43:24,418
- One of Mother's ancestors was hanged
- at Bodmin Assizes in 1786,
- 707
- 00:43:24,501 --> 00:43:27,376
- for waving a lantern up there
- on the clifftop, see.
- 708
- 00:43:27,460 --> 00:43:29,960
- Trying to lure passing ships
- on to the rocks.
- 709
- 00:43:30,043 --> 00:43:32,668
- Great, Great, Great, Great Uncle Hedrick.
- 710
- 00:43:32,751 --> 00:43:35,126
- Mind, he was the black sheep
- of the family, you know.
- 711
- 00:43:35,210 --> 00:43:37,418
- Oh, he was a rascal.
- He was a right heller.
- 712
- 00:43:39,210 --> 00:43:40,543
- No resemblance then.
- 713
- 00:43:45,418 --> 00:43:47,293
- - Alwyn.
- - Trieve.
- 714
- 00:43:48,835 --> 00:43:52,501
- Here, how's your general knowledge
- then, son?
- 715
- 00:43:56,376 --> 00:43:59,126
- <i>Okay. Next round.</i>
- 716
- 00:43:59,793 --> 00:44:00,918
- <i>Music.</i>
- 717
- 00:44:01,335 --> 00:44:02,710
- No pressure, Danny.
- 718
- 00:44:03,501 --> 00:44:06,460
- <i>"Walk On By",
- "Say A Little Prayer For Me",</i>
- 719
- 00:44:06,543 --> 00:44:12,335
- <i>in the 1960's were both very big hits
- for Dionne Warwick.</i>
- 720
- 00:44:12,960 --> 00:44:16,710
- <i>Now, Burt Bacharach composed the music...</i>
- 721
- 00:44:17,626 --> 00:44:20,626
- <i>but who wrote the lyrics?</i>
- 722
- 00:44:20,710 --> 00:44:22,668
- - It's...
- - Hal David. Hal David.
- 723
- 00:44:23,835 --> 00:44:26,126
- - It's Hal David.
- <i>- Number two.</i>
- 724
- 00:44:26,793 --> 00:44:33,210
- <i>Which artist
- has had the most weeks at the top</i>
- 725
- 00:44:33,293 --> 00:44:36,668
- <i>of the UK Hit Parade ever?</i>
- 726
- 00:44:36,751 --> 00:44:39,126
- - The Beatles.
- - Elvis. Elvis.
- 727
- 00:44:39,210 --> 00:44:40,490
- - It's the Beatles.
- - It's Elvis.
- 728
- 00:44:40,543 --> 00:44:42,251
- - Well, which is it?
- - Dad, it's Elvis.
- 729
- 00:44:42,335 --> 00:44:43,436
- - Put Elvis.
- <i>- Three.</i>
- 730
- 00:44:43,460 --> 00:44:45,140
- I thought this
- was your specialist subject?
- 731
- 00:44:45,210 --> 00:44:46,293
- So did I.
- 732
- 00:44:46,918 --> 00:44:50,668
- <i>"Sorrow Is A Woman" was on which album?</i>
- 733
- 00:44:50,751 --> 00:44:51,918
- All Through The Night!
- 734
- 00:44:52,001 --> 00:44:53,126
- Hang on a minute.
- 735
- 00:44:53,960 --> 00:44:55,876
- They got a bloody ringer on their team.
- 736
- 00:44:56,585 --> 00:44:59,460
- Well, they can ask to have
- another member if they want.
- 737
- 00:45:00,751 --> 00:45:02,960
- You'd be better off sorting out
- your own team,
- 738
- 00:45:03,043 --> 00:45:06,251
- you miserable lot of town crows.
- 739
- 00:45:10,126 --> 00:45:12,085
- Lost control of your wife again,
- yarnigoat?
- 740
- 00:45:12,835 --> 00:45:13,835
- - Jim.
- - Dad!
- 741
- 00:45:13,918 --> 00:45:15,186
- - Jim!
- - Dad, leave it.
- 742
- 00:45:15,210 --> 00:45:16,418
- Sit back down!
- 743
- 00:45:16,960 --> 00:45:19,585
- Before I put you right on your arse!
- 744
- 00:45:21,335 --> 00:45:23,210
- I done it before, Trieve.
- 745
- 00:45:23,585 --> 00:45:26,876
- I would be so happy to do it again.
- 746
- 00:45:27,835 --> 00:45:30,835
- Now, calm yourself down, lads.
- 747
- 00:45:31,418 --> 00:45:34,335
- None of us wants to be hauled up
- back in front of the magistrate.
- 748
- 00:45:36,543 --> 00:45:39,626
- Come on, my darling. Sit down, sweetheart.
- Come on. Sit down, love.
- 749
- 00:45:44,085 --> 00:45:47,251
- I take it being called a yarnigoat
- isn't a term of endearment.
- 750
- 00:45:47,335 --> 00:45:49,168
- No. Far from it.
- 751
- 00:45:49,710 --> 00:45:51,210
- I mean, the people from Padstow
- 752
- 00:45:51,293 --> 00:45:53,751
- think that we spend
- most of our time telling yarns.
- 753
- 00:45:53,835 --> 00:45:55,293
- And we call them town crows
- 754
- 00:45:55,376 --> 00:46:00,251
- because all they do is strut about town
- crowing about how many fish they caught.
- 755
- 00:46:00,335 --> 00:46:01,335
- Ah.
- 756
- 00:46:01,626 --> 00:46:03,418
- So the goats and the crows, eh?
- 757
- 00:46:03,501 --> 00:46:06,876
- - A bit like the Sharks and the Jets.
- - Yeah, well, bloodier.
- 758
- 00:46:06,960 --> 00:46:10,085
- Because back in the 1700s,
- they used to send press gangs over here
- 759
- 00:46:10,168 --> 00:46:12,751
- to grab our boys
- and send them to the King's Navy.
- 760
- 00:46:14,085 --> 00:46:15,501
- Ah.
- 761
- 00:46:17,126 --> 00:46:19,335
- But it's also a bit more personal
- than that.
- 762
- 00:46:20,668 --> 00:46:21,668
- Ah?
- 763
- 00:46:22,876 --> 00:46:26,668
- The guy that my dad was threatening,
- he used to be my father-in-law.
- 764
- 00:46:29,835 --> 00:46:32,043
- So, you were sleeping with the enemy.
- 765
- 00:46:33,251 --> 00:46:34,835
- Yeah, you could say that.
- 766
- 00:46:37,085 --> 00:46:38,626
- So, how long were you with him?
- 767
- 00:46:39,751 --> 00:46:41,335
- Nearly five years.
- 768
- 00:46:42,293 --> 00:46:44,543
- It was a really painful breakup, but...
- 769
- 00:46:45,335 --> 00:46:48,376
- at least Tamsyn doesn't have to compete
- with another child any more.
- 770
- 00:46:51,043 --> 00:46:52,501
- - What about you?
- - Hmm?
- 771
- 00:46:52,585 --> 00:46:53,710
- You ever been married?
- 772
- 00:46:54,960 --> 00:46:56,043
- Yeah,
- 773
- 00:46:56,126 --> 00:46:57,293
- to the job.
- 774
- 00:46:57,960 --> 00:46:58,960
- Thanks.
- 775
- 00:47:00,918 --> 00:47:02,085
- I should go up.
- 776
- 00:47:02,793 --> 00:47:04,251
- Early start for the school run.
- 777
- 00:47:07,043 --> 00:47:10,085
- Who was the first artist to have
- a posthumous number one in the UK?
- 778
- 00:47:11,460 --> 00:47:12,543
- Otis Redding.
- 779
- 00:47:13,376 --> 00:47:14,876
- "Dock of the Bay," 1968.
- 780
- 00:47:18,168 --> 00:47:19,376
- Night, Danny.
- 781
- 00:47:20,835 --> 00:47:22,668
- - Night, Dad.
- - Night, my love.
- 782
- 00:47:26,210 --> 00:47:27,668
- Fancy a nightcap, man?
- 783
- 00:47:30,543 --> 00:47:31,793
- Yeah, yeah.
- 784
- 00:47:44,793 --> 00:47:47,126
- Certainly beats the sounds of the city.
- 785
- 00:47:50,376 --> 00:47:51,376
- Yeah.
- 786
- 00:47:56,293 --> 00:47:59,251
- You... You got a girlfriend up there,
- or what, then?
- 787
- 00:48:01,626 --> 00:48:02,626
- No.
- 788
- 00:48:03,960 --> 00:48:07,210
- Yeah. I'm yet to meet someone
- who'll put up with me.
- 789
- 00:48:08,835 --> 00:48:09,835
- Right.
- 790
- 00:48:15,251 --> 00:48:17,543
- Saves you getting hurt, mind?
- 791
- 00:48:28,835 --> 00:48:31,710
- Well. That's, uh... That's me, then.
- 792
- 00:48:33,501 --> 00:48:34,501
- Night, Jim.
- 793
- 00:48:54,335 --> 00:48:57,335
- Okay, just check
- you've got your math book...
- 794
- 00:49:02,043 --> 00:49:03,293
- All right. Come on, then.
- 795
- 00:49:06,960 --> 00:49:09,418
- With the pub running at such a loss,
- 796
- 00:49:09,501 --> 00:49:12,251
- I don't see you've got any choice
- but to consider selling up.
- 797
- 00:49:12,335 --> 00:49:15,085
- You know as well as anyone
- how much the pub means to the village.
- 798
- 00:49:15,168 --> 00:49:19,210
- I do. But you've got to consider
- what's best for your family, Rowan.
- 799
- 00:49:22,585 --> 00:49:23,710
- All right, Father.
- 800
- 00:49:25,543 --> 00:49:28,335
- - How's my little mermaid then, eh?
- - Fine.
- 801
- 00:49:29,043 --> 00:49:30,835
- Go and see your great granfer, go on.
- 802
- 00:49:31,543 --> 00:49:32,668
- Hey, princess!
- 803
- 00:49:32,751 --> 00:49:34,585
- Why didn't she spend the weekend
- with her dad?
- 804
- 00:49:35,293 --> 00:49:36,626
- He didn't show up again.
- 805
- 00:49:38,710 --> 00:49:40,293
- What kind of man does that?
- 806
- 00:49:41,751 --> 00:49:43,793
- The kind I decided
- not to spend my life with.
- 807
- 00:49:44,876 --> 00:49:47,001
- Tamsyn, come on, darling.
- 808
- 00:49:50,585 --> 00:49:51,710
- Be a good girl, all right?
- 809
- 00:49:52,293 --> 00:49:53,335
- Say, "Bye."
- 810
- 00:49:59,793 --> 00:50:03,043
- - They drink you dry last night?
- - Yeah.
- 811
- 00:50:03,126 --> 00:50:05,043
- Jago was the last man standing.
- 812
- 00:50:05,376 --> 00:50:08,001
- Swaying, but standing.
- 813
- 00:50:08,085 --> 00:50:09,126
- Catch you later.
- 814
- 00:50:09,210 --> 00:50:10,918
- - Danny?
- - Yeah?
- 815
- 00:50:11,376 --> 00:50:13,085
- Have you got time for a quick chat?
- 816
- 00:50:13,501 --> 00:50:14,585
- Yeah, sure.
- 817
- 00:50:19,293 --> 00:50:20,293
- Come in, mate.
- 818
- 00:50:21,751 --> 00:50:24,418
- I tried re-mortgaging,
- but they won't accept.
- 819
- 00:50:24,501 --> 00:50:27,085
- It's not surprising,
- seeing as we aren't making much profit,
- 820
- 00:50:27,168 --> 00:50:28,335
- any profit, in fact.
- 821
- 00:50:28,418 --> 00:50:30,960
- Then, your solicitor
- is probably right about selling up.
- 822
- 00:50:31,918 --> 00:50:35,001
- What about the band? I mean,
- could we make some money if it went well?
- 823
- 00:50:35,085 --> 00:50:37,668
- Even if we do manage
- to secure a record deal...
- 824
- 00:50:38,876 --> 00:50:41,960
- anything the band makes,
- you've got to split ten ways.
- 825
- 00:50:49,085 --> 00:50:50,085
- Look.
- 826
- 00:50:50,751 --> 00:50:53,335
- I might know someone
- who'd be interested in buying the pub,
- 827
- 00:50:53,418 --> 00:50:56,626
- if you were willing to do a private sale.
- Cut out the middle man and all that.
- 828
- 00:50:56,710 --> 00:50:57,835
- It's not that easy.
- 829
- 00:50:58,251 --> 00:51:00,543
- This has always been
- the heart of our village.
- 830
- 00:51:01,251 --> 00:51:03,126
- It means a lot to a lot of people.
- 831
- 00:51:03,210 --> 00:51:05,918
- In my experience, Rowan, emotions...
- 832
- 00:51:06,001 --> 00:51:07,626
- They have no place in business.
- 833
- 00:51:16,293 --> 00:51:18,501
- Danny, my man on the ground.
- 834
- 00:51:19,168 --> 00:51:21,293
- I was just about to call you
- for some local intel.
- 835
- 00:51:21,376 --> 00:51:22,376
- Why, what's up?
- 836
- 00:51:22,751 --> 00:51:24,793
- <i>Abigail's morphed into bridezilla.</i>
- 837
- 00:51:25,210 --> 00:51:27,876
- <i>We need a UN peacekeeping envoy
- to solve the seating plan</i>
- 838
- 00:51:27,960 --> 00:51:30,251
- and we've just lost
- the official wedding photographers.
- 839
- 00:51:30,626 --> 00:51:33,126
- <i>Well, I think I can probably help you out
- with the photos.</i>
- 840
- 00:51:33,376 --> 00:51:35,126
- That would be great.
- 841
- 00:51:35,835 --> 00:51:36,876
- <i>One more thing...</i>
- 842
- 00:51:37,376 --> 00:51:40,543
- <i>Abigail keeps bugging me about having
- the Fishermen sing at the reception.</i>
- 843
- 00:51:40,626 --> 00:51:41,626
- Seriously?
- 844
- 00:51:41,668 --> 00:51:44,388
- She wants to give our guests
- a flavour of the real Cornwall.
- 845
- 00:51:44,460 --> 00:51:45,460
- I don't know.
- 846
- 00:51:45,751 --> 00:51:47,376
- <i>Okay, I'll see what I can do.</i>
- 847
- 00:51:48,001 --> 00:51:50,085
- Listen, the reason
- why I'm calling you, yeah...
- 848
- 00:51:50,418 --> 00:51:53,418
- I've just had a tip-off.
- The village pub is coming up for sale.
- 849
- 00:51:53,501 --> 00:51:55,501
- I thought it might interest
- your father-in-law.
- 850
- 00:51:55,585 --> 00:51:58,460
- Nice spot.
- I'll speak to him about it this evening.
- 851
- 00:51:58,543 --> 00:52:00,001
- <i>- See you now. Bye.</i>
- - Thanks, Danny.
- 852
- 00:52:01,918 --> 00:52:03,085
- Heads up, lads.
- 853
- 00:52:03,835 --> 00:52:05,001
- Good news.
- 854
- 00:52:05,085 --> 00:52:07,126
- I've got you your first professional gig.
- 855
- 00:52:08,168 --> 00:52:11,460
- Ah-ah. Before you get too excited,
- it's only local.
- 856
- 00:52:11,543 --> 00:52:12,710
- A place called Rock.
- 857
- 00:52:13,043 --> 00:52:14,876
- That ain't local 'round here.
- 858
- 00:52:15,626 --> 00:52:17,727
- Our head of Business Affairs
- is getting married there.
- 859
- 00:52:17,751 --> 00:52:20,311
- - We look like wedding singers to you?
- - A lot of powerful people
- 860
- 00:52:20,376 --> 00:52:21,811
- from the music industry will be there.
- 861
- 00:52:21,835 --> 00:52:24,085
- Could be a great opportunity
- for a showcase.
- 862
- 00:52:25,501 --> 00:52:26,501
- Well, all right.
- 863
- 00:52:27,251 --> 00:52:29,085
- We won't be taking any requests, mind.
- 864
- 00:52:29,668 --> 00:52:31,043
- Come on, Dad. Give us a hand.
- 865
- 00:52:31,835 --> 00:52:32,835
- Good man.
- 866
- 00:52:33,918 --> 00:52:35,602
- Okay, big smile.
- 867
- 00:52:35,626 --> 00:52:36,835
- Okay, this time looking at me.
- 868
- 00:52:36,918 --> 00:52:38,585
- Gentlemen, you're gonna step over here.
- 869
- 00:52:39,085 --> 00:52:40,293
- That way? That way.
- 870
- 00:52:40,376 --> 00:52:41,751
- - Facing in.
- - This way?
- 871
- 00:52:42,460 --> 00:52:44,293
- And then all are facing
- in the same direction.
- 872
- 00:52:44,376 --> 00:52:46,293
- Wait, let me just check.
- Oh, no, you're good.
- 873
- 00:52:46,376 --> 00:52:49,210
- Big smiles.
- 874
- 00:52:55,418 --> 00:52:57,043
- Lobbers Point. Men in the water.
- 875
- 00:53:09,335 --> 00:53:11,710
- Hey. Hey, listen.
- 876
- 00:53:12,918 --> 00:53:14,626
- I'm no photographer,
- 877
- 00:53:14,710 --> 00:53:18,210
- but I can picture me and you together.
- 878
- 00:53:19,626 --> 00:53:21,876
- Seriously, that's an image
- that will never be captured.
- 879
- 00:53:24,043 --> 00:53:25,918
- Well, that's a big bloody tent.
- 880
- 00:53:27,585 --> 00:53:28,835
- Must have cost a bit.
- 881
- 00:53:30,251 --> 00:53:32,585
- Henry passed on the details
- of the Golden Lion.
- 882
- 00:53:32,668 --> 00:53:35,585
- I have to say, I'm surprised
- the family are thinking of selling up.
- 883
- 00:53:35,668 --> 00:53:36,710
- The bloke's desperate.
- 884
- 00:53:37,543 --> 00:53:40,418
- - And when's he thinking of off-loading it?
- - The sooner the better.
- 885
- 00:53:40,793 --> 00:53:42,126
- And your finder's fee?
- 886
- 00:53:43,126 --> 00:53:44,126
- Two per cent.
- 887
- 00:53:45,585 --> 00:53:46,710
- One and a half,
- 888
- 00:53:47,293 --> 00:53:48,960
- - you've got yourself a deal.
- - Done.
- 889
- 00:53:50,293 --> 00:53:51,293
- I'll be in contact.
- 890
- 00:53:51,376 --> 00:53:52,876
- - Lovely.
- - Enjoy the wedding.
- 891
- 00:54:00,126 --> 00:54:02,001
- All right. Grab my arm.
- 892
- 00:54:04,793 --> 00:54:05,793
- Where's everyone else?
- 893
- 00:54:06,585 --> 00:54:08,251
- They have something more important to do.
- 894
- 00:54:09,043 --> 00:54:10,043
- Jago,
- 895
- 00:54:10,418 --> 00:54:12,793
- you're singing
- in front of some big players here.
- 896
- 00:54:12,876 --> 00:54:14,543
- What can be more important than that?
- 897
- 00:54:14,626 --> 00:54:16,293
- Saving lives, Danny.
- 898
- 00:54:19,418 --> 00:54:20,418
- Yeah, okay.
- 899
- 00:54:21,251 --> 00:54:23,585
- - You're sure you can handle the crowd?
- - 'Course he can.
- 900
- 00:54:23,668 --> 00:54:26,293
- He's Port Isaac's number one bingo caller.
- 901
- 00:54:26,376 --> 00:54:28,168
- Testing. One, two.
- 902
- 00:54:28,251 --> 00:54:29,835
- One, two.
- 903
- 00:54:29,918 --> 00:54:33,501
- Hello, Kensington-on-Sea.
- 904
- 00:54:34,626 --> 00:54:40,168
- We've played to uglier audiences,
- but I can't recall one right now.
- 905
- 00:54:40,251 --> 00:54:42,418
- Bloody hell.
- They're a miserable bunch, inum?
- 906
- 00:54:42,501 --> 00:54:44,021
- Danny, what the hell is going on here?
- 907
- 00:54:44,085 --> 00:54:46,168
- Abigail wanted the Fishermen to perform.
- 908
- 00:54:46,501 --> 00:54:49,001
- I thought half of London
- was on antidepressants.
- 909
- 00:54:49,085 --> 00:54:50,751
- Get on with it!
- 910
- 00:54:50,835 --> 00:54:51,960
- Driss.
- 911
- 00:54:52,668 --> 00:54:53,835
- You asked for it.
- 912
- 00:54:54,543 --> 00:55:00,293
- <i>♪ I was as pissed as a parrot
- In Paradise Street ♪</i>
- 913
- 00:55:00,376 --> 00:55:04,126
- <i>♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪</i>
- 914
- 00:55:04,210 --> 00:55:08,043
- <i>♪ When a mingin' old strumpet
- I chanced for to meet ♪</i>
- 915
- 00:55:08,126 --> 00:55:11,710
- <i>♪ Oh! Gimme some time
- To blow the man down ♪</i>
- 916
- 00:55:11,793 --> 00:55:14,061
- - <i>♪ She had hair like a scarecrow ♪</i>
- - Piss off!
- 917
- 00:55:14,085 --> 00:55:16,293
- - Not funny!
- <i>- ♪ And a rolling glass eye ♪</i>
- 918
- 00:55:16,376 --> 00:55:18,501
- <i>♪ Way, hey... ♪</i>
- 919
- 00:55:18,585 --> 00:55:20,168
- Have you seen who's here?
- 920
- 00:55:20,626 --> 00:55:23,168
- This is career suicide.
- Plug the plug. Now!
- 921
- 00:55:23,251 --> 00:55:25,251
- I can't go up there
- and drag them off, can I?
- 922
- 00:55:25,335 --> 00:55:27,135
- This is not just your credibility
- on the line.
- 923
- 00:55:27,210 --> 00:55:28,293
- It is mine too.
- 924
- 00:55:28,376 --> 00:55:29,543
- This is on you.
- 925
- 00:55:29,626 --> 00:55:31,227
- - Look, just give 'em a chance.
- - No chance.
- 926
- 00:55:31,251 --> 00:55:32,335
- Fix it.
- 927
- 00:55:32,710 --> 00:55:36,543
- <i>♪ Way, hey, blow the man down ♪</i>
- 928
- 00:55:36,626 --> 00:55:40,335
- <i>♪ Blow him right back
- Into Liverpool town ♪</i>
- 929
- 00:55:40,418 --> 00:55:41,418
- <i>♪ Gimme s... ♪</i>
- 930
- 00:55:41,501 --> 00:55:43,918
- All right, look, hands up,
- that was... poor.
- 931
- 00:55:44,001 --> 00:55:46,918
- But you cannot judge the band
- on that performance alone, Troy.
- 932
- 00:55:47,001 --> 00:55:48,852
- Oh, man.
- Oh, they've been judged, man.
- 933
- 00:55:48,876 --> 00:55:51,637
- They've been judged, and they've been
- found guilty of being horseshit.
- 934
- 00:55:51,668 --> 00:55:53,876
- They're something there.
- All right? Trust me.
- 935
- 00:55:54,751 --> 00:55:58,376
- I've heard them sing with genuine passion
- about something we've all lost.
- 936
- 00:55:58,460 --> 00:56:00,543
- The only thing you appear to have lost
- is your mind.
- 937
- 00:56:00,626 --> 00:56:02,126
- I'm talking about a way of life.
- 938
- 00:56:02,210 --> 00:56:05,501
- A sense of community
- that I didn't even know existed any more.
- 939
- 00:56:07,043 --> 00:56:10,126
- I don't know what you've been smoking,
- and quite frankly, I don't care.
- 940
- 00:56:10,210 --> 00:56:13,793
- But as your boss, I am commanding you
- to get rid of them now.
- 941
- 00:56:16,960 --> 00:56:18,418
- Legally, you can't do that.
- 942
- 00:56:18,501 --> 00:56:19,543
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 943
- 00:56:19,960 --> 00:56:22,501
- Our arrangement
- is that I have full control
- 944
- 00:56:22,585 --> 00:56:24,168
- over every artist I sign.
- 945
- 00:56:25,210 --> 00:56:26,210
- Yes.
- 946
- 00:56:28,835 --> 00:56:30,543
- - Besides...
- - Danny.
- 947
- 00:56:30,626 --> 00:56:32,186
- I've already sent the album
- out to the labels.
- 948
- 00:56:32,210 --> 00:56:33,626
- You did what? You...
- 949
- 00:56:33,710 --> 00:56:34,710
- I have to go.
- 950
- 00:56:34,793 --> 00:56:37,311
- Something's gone wrong on the rescue.
- Apparently, Dad went in the water.
- 951
- 00:56:37,335 --> 00:56:38,460
- Is he okay?
- 952
- 00:56:38,543 --> 00:56:41,063
- They're calling the coastguard,
- but they're bringing him in now.
- 953
- 00:56:41,251 --> 00:56:42,811
- Come on, darling. Come on. Let's go.
- 954
- 00:56:42,835 --> 00:56:43,918
- I'll come with you.
- 955
- 00:57:00,626 --> 00:57:01,626
- Father.
- 956
- 00:57:05,376 --> 00:57:06,460
- Dad, are you okay?
- 957
- 00:57:09,168 --> 00:57:12,293
- <i>Sea mist came in.
- The navigation system failed.</i>
- 958
- 00:57:12,376 --> 00:57:14,418
- Boat ended up on the rocks
- at Lobber point.
- 959
- 00:57:14,501 --> 00:57:15,585
- Broke up in minutes.
- 960
- 00:57:15,668 --> 00:57:17,835
- By the time we got there,
- there were two in the water.
- 961
- 00:57:17,918 --> 00:57:19,158
- Now, we got 'em both out, mind.
- 962
- 00:57:22,460 --> 00:57:24,436
- <i>We must get you
- to the hospital now, Mr Trevellion.</i>
- 963
- 00:57:24,460 --> 00:57:27,293
- You've had a nasty knock to the head.
- Suspected concussion.
- 964
- 00:57:27,376 --> 00:57:28,769
- Time for being brave is over.
- 965
- 00:57:28,793 --> 00:57:30,436
- Dad, just do as they ask.
- 966
- 00:57:30,460 --> 00:57:33,001
- - Enough. I'm going home.
- - Jim.
- 967
- 00:57:33,085 --> 00:57:34,925
- - Uh, Mr Trevellion.
- - Dad.
- 968
- 00:57:37,626 --> 00:57:38,626
- Stubborn!
- 969
- 00:57:42,835 --> 00:57:45,126
- Your dad is one of the toughest blokes
- I know.
- 970
- 00:57:47,960 --> 00:57:50,560
- - <i>Sorry we let you down, Danny.
- - How'd it go?</i>
- 971
- 00:57:55,001 --> 00:57:56,085
- They did you proud.
- 972
- 00:58:14,293 --> 00:58:15,293
- Oh!
- 973
- 00:58:15,585 --> 00:58:16,585
- Hello, Tamsyn.
- 974
- 00:58:18,001 --> 00:58:20,126
- What you doing sitting out here
- on your own?
- 975
- 00:58:20,210 --> 00:58:21,460
- Waiting for my dad.
- 976
- 00:58:30,376 --> 00:58:32,543
- - You want me to wait with you?
- - Sure.
- 977
- 00:58:38,793 --> 00:58:42,835
- Is it true you're gonna turn Granfer Jim
- into a famous pop star like Justin Bieber?
- 978
- 00:58:44,835 --> 00:58:46,335
- Well, I'm gonna try.
- 979
- 00:58:46,960 --> 00:58:49,835
- Do you think he's got the X factor?
- 980
- 00:58:50,668 --> 00:58:53,626
- Well, uh, the thing
- about being a Belieber...
- 981
- 00:58:55,168 --> 00:58:57,043
- is that anything is possible, right?
- 982
- 00:59:00,335 --> 00:59:02,126
- - Here you go.
- - Hmm.
- 983
- 00:59:03,793 --> 00:59:04,793
- All right?
- 984
- 00:59:05,626 --> 00:59:06,751
- Hello, Jim.
- 985
- 00:59:07,335 --> 00:59:09,210
- How long before
- you're back out on the boat?
- 986
- 00:59:09,668 --> 00:59:10,668
- Directly.
- 987
- 00:59:12,251 --> 00:59:13,251
- Directly?
- 988
- 00:59:13,668 --> 00:59:15,210
- Yeah, it's like <i>mañana.</i>
- 989
- 00:59:15,918 --> 00:59:16,918
- Only slower.
- 990
- 00:59:20,251 --> 00:59:21,710
- - Granfer?
- - Yeah?
- 991
- 00:59:22,501 --> 00:59:24,335
- My dad's not coming, is he?
- 992
- 00:59:25,376 --> 00:59:27,835
- No, I don't think he is, sweetheart,
- but...
- 993
- 00:59:29,335 --> 00:59:32,043
- Maybe he just got held up. That's all, eh?
- 994
- 00:59:36,001 --> 00:59:37,376
- How about we go and ask your mum
- 995
- 00:59:37,460 --> 00:59:39,668
- if there's summat
- we can all do together instead?
- 996
- 00:59:39,751 --> 00:59:41,710
- - Okay.
- - Yeah? Come on, then.
- 997
- 00:59:53,668 --> 00:59:56,751
- <i>♪ I'm feeling it for the first time ♪</i>
- 998
- 00:59:56,835 --> 00:59:59,543
- <i>♪ Walking in the sunshine... ♪</i>
- 999
- 00:59:59,960 --> 01:00:01,293
- I can feel a good one coming on.
- 1000
- 01:00:02,168 --> 01:00:05,376
- That was useless! One?
- 1001
- 01:00:07,126 --> 01:00:09,543
- Bend your knees and flick.
- 1002
- 01:00:11,751 --> 01:00:13,210
- I think you can beat that.
- 1003
- 01:00:13,293 --> 01:00:15,019
- Here you go. Where have they gone?
- Here you go.
- 1004
- 01:00:15,043 --> 01:00:16,126
- Bingo.
- 1005
- 01:00:20,251 --> 01:00:21,251
- Beat that!
- 1006
- 01:00:23,251 --> 01:00:25,418
- Do you know what?
- I'm not even gonna try.
- 1007
- 01:00:26,168 --> 01:00:28,085
- You're officially the winner.
- Put it there.
- 1008
- 01:00:29,918 --> 01:00:31,793
- Let's go and get your winner's medal.
- Come on.
- 1009
- 01:00:32,668 --> 01:00:36,710
- <i>♪ Even though I should be skippin' home ♪</i>
- 1010
- 01:00:38,085 --> 01:00:39,668
- <i>♪ All my life... ♪</i>
- 1011
- 01:00:39,751 --> 01:00:41,376
- Right, one for you.
- 1012
- 01:00:43,668 --> 01:00:45,960
- One for me.
- 1013
- 01:00:46,043 --> 01:00:47,876
- And one for the pot.
- 1014
- 01:00:51,085 --> 01:00:52,668
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1015
- 01:00:55,710 --> 01:00:57,085
- This is magical.
- 1016
- 01:00:58,710 --> 01:01:01,126
- I can't remember the last time
- I had a weekend off.
- 1017
- 01:01:02,751 --> 01:01:04,043
- Sounds exhausting.
- 1018
- 01:01:07,376 --> 01:01:10,210
- Nobody wants to be the man
- who missed out on signing the Beatles.
- 1019
- 01:01:12,876 --> 01:01:15,126
- What about missing out on life
- in the meantime?
- 1020
- 01:01:20,835 --> 01:01:25,418
- <i>♪ When a woman made a man... ♪</i>
- 1021
- 01:01:25,501 --> 01:01:27,751
- This is one hell of a vinyl collection.
- 1022
- 01:01:28,210 --> 01:01:30,793
- Hmm.
- I've always been a bit of a music nerd.
- 1023
- 01:01:31,793 --> 01:01:35,126
- I don't think you can beat that feeling
- of taking a record out of its sleeve
- 1024
- 01:01:35,210 --> 01:01:37,751
- - for the first time.
- - Ooh, amen to that.
- 1025
- 01:01:38,876 --> 01:01:40,543
- - Cheers.
- - Cheers.
- 1026
- 01:01:42,043 --> 01:01:47,001
- <i>♪ When a woman made a man ♪</i>
- 1027
- 01:01:47,085 --> 01:01:49,418
- I wish I could still
- get away with hiding up in my room
- 1028
- 01:01:49,501 --> 01:01:51,918
- and listening to an entire album
- from beginning to end.
- 1029
- 01:01:54,168 --> 01:01:56,460
- Luckily, it comes with my job description.
- 1030
- 01:01:56,543 --> 01:01:58,460
- Yeah, but kids don't do that any more,
- do they?
- 1031
- 01:01:58,835 --> 01:02:01,626
- They just click a button
- and download their favourite track.
- 1032
- 01:02:02,001 --> 01:02:04,210
- I don't think you really
- get to know an artist that way.
- 1033
- 01:02:04,293 --> 01:02:06,876
- Steve Jobs has got a lot to answer for.
- 1034
- 01:02:06,960 --> 01:02:08,585
- Yeah, he was a total hypocrite.
- 1035
- 01:02:09,251 --> 01:02:12,061
- He used to come home from Apple at night
- and listen to all his old records.
- 1036
- 01:02:12,085 --> 01:02:13,376
- I didn't know that.
- 1037
- 01:02:15,001 --> 01:02:17,793
- Right, um, so what shall we put on next?
- 1038
- 01:02:18,460 --> 01:02:19,751
- You pick blind.
- 1039
- 01:02:20,376 --> 01:02:22,543
- Right, here goes.
- 1040
- 01:02:24,876 --> 01:02:27,751
- <i>♪ You got the notion ♪</i>
- 1041
- 01:02:27,835 --> 01:02:32,251
- <i>♪ Said I'd like to know where
- You got the notion ♪</i>
- 1042
- 01:02:32,668 --> 01:02:35,085
- <i>♪ To rock the boat
- Don't rock the boat, baby ♪</i>
- 1043
- 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:37,418
- <i>♪ Rock the boat
- Don't tip the boat over ♪</i>
- 1044
- 01:02:39,835 --> 01:02:43,793
- <i>♪ Rock the boat... ♪</i>
- 1045
- 01:02:46,210 --> 01:02:47,376
- <i>♪ Yeah, rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1046
- 01:02:48,418 --> 01:02:49,710
- <i>♪ Rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1047
- 01:02:50,918 --> 01:02:52,001
- <i>♪ Rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1048
- 01:02:53,126 --> 01:02:54,335
- <i>♪ Rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1049
- 01:02:55,251 --> 01:02:56,251
- <i>♪ Rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1050
- 01:02:57,501 --> 01:02:58,710
- <i>♪ Rock the boat ♪</i>
- 1051
- 01:03:22,793 --> 01:03:24,543
- That's Cornish for "good morning."
- 1052
- 01:03:28,293 --> 01:03:29,835
- What's Cornish for "hangover"?
- 1053
- 01:03:33,501 --> 01:03:35,043
- Make sure you don't spill her.
- 1054
- 01:03:36,668 --> 01:03:37,668
- Mam!
- 1055
- 01:03:39,335 --> 01:03:41,376
- Look what I just caught.
- 1056
- 01:03:41,668 --> 01:03:44,001
- A tompot blenny.
- 1057
- 01:03:44,085 --> 01:03:46,960
- Granfer said
- I can keep him as a pet.
- 1058
- 01:03:47,501 --> 01:03:48,501
- Can I?
- 1059
- 01:03:49,251 --> 01:03:51,085
- - Sure.
- - Hey, Tam.
- 1060
- 01:03:51,168 --> 01:03:54,126
- Go and find that old goldfish bowl
- and give her a nice new home, will you?
- 1061
- 01:03:59,085 --> 01:04:00,460
- Please don't start.
- 1062
- 01:04:01,210 --> 01:04:03,418
- Oh, starting's the easy part, Alwyn.
- 1063
- 01:04:03,751 --> 01:04:06,126
- What happens when it finishes,
- that concerns me.
- 1064
- 01:04:06,210 --> 01:04:09,043
- - Well, this is different.
- - Well, how can you possibly know that?
- 1065
- 01:04:13,460 --> 01:04:15,376
- Sorry. It's just, uh, you know...
- 1066
- 01:04:16,543 --> 01:04:18,460
- You know as well as I do that...
- 1067
- 01:04:20,168 --> 01:04:22,085
- ever since your mother left...
- 1068
- 01:04:22,168 --> 01:04:23,668
- And you did an amazing job.
- 1069
- 01:04:24,293 --> 01:04:26,126
- I can't just stop though, Alwyn.
- 1070
- 01:04:28,751 --> 01:04:30,543
- I'm always gonna worry about you.
- 1071
- 01:04:33,085 --> 01:04:36,418
- Put yourself in my shoes
- and imagine it was Tamsyn.
- 1072
- 01:04:36,501 --> 01:04:40,085
- Oh, yeah, if it was, I wouldn't want her
- hiding away for the rest of her life...
- 1073
- 01:04:40,626 --> 01:04:42,626
- too scared to let anyone in.
- 1074
- 01:04:45,043 --> 01:04:48,460
- Dad, I'm big enough
- to make my own mistakes, okay?
- 1075
- 01:04:50,876 --> 01:04:53,556
- I just don't want to see your little heart
- broken again. That's all.
- 1076
- 01:04:53,626 --> 01:04:55,352
- You'll never guess what!
- 1077
- 01:04:55,376 --> 01:04:56,710
- I asked for croissants,
- 1078
- 01:04:56,793 --> 01:04:59,876
- she said, "You're in Cornwall,
- my lover, not Calais!"
- 1079
- 01:05:03,001 --> 01:05:05,460
- You can take the piss out of my accent,
- son,
- 1080
- 01:05:06,335 --> 01:05:08,710
- but don't you ever
- take the piss out of my daughter.
- 1081
- 01:05:08,793 --> 01:05:09,793
- Dad.
- 1082
- 01:05:10,251 --> 01:05:12,085
- No, I'm not here to hurt anyone, Jim.
- 1083
- 01:05:14,293 --> 01:05:15,293
- Good.
- 1084
- 01:05:17,001 --> 01:05:18,210
- Glad to hear it.
- 1085
- 01:05:21,376 --> 01:05:22,710
- Sorry about my dad.
- 1086
- 01:05:23,960 --> 01:05:25,668
- He's always been protective.
- 1087
- 01:05:27,585 --> 01:05:28,710
- I don't blame him.
- 1088
- 01:05:31,668 --> 01:05:34,543
- Ever since he discovered
- my mum was having an affair,
- 1089
- 01:05:34,626 --> 01:05:36,543
- he's found it hard to trust anyone.
- 1090
- 01:05:37,793 --> 01:05:38,793
- What happened?
- 1091
- 01:05:39,376 --> 01:05:40,376
- She left him...
- 1092
- 01:05:41,085 --> 01:05:43,626
- for a sailing instructor
- from the Isle of Wight.
- 1093
- 01:05:44,835 --> 01:05:46,793
- I guess his boat was bigger than my dad's.
- 1094
- 01:05:53,043 --> 01:05:54,293
- Sorry. I've got to take this.
- 1095
- 01:05:55,168 --> 01:05:56,168
- Hello?
- 1096
- 01:05:58,960 --> 01:05:59,960
- Yeah.
- 1097
- 01:06:03,043 --> 01:06:05,876
- Well, why does he want
- to slag 'em off to the labels like that?
- 1098
- 01:06:09,710 --> 01:06:11,585
- Yeah, I'll tell you what. Do me a favour.
- 1099
- 01:06:11,668 --> 01:06:14,085
- Tell him I don't want to be associated
- with <i>him</i> any more.
- 1100
- 01:06:16,001 --> 01:06:17,001
- Lads.
- 1101
- 01:06:18,460 --> 01:06:19,960
- We've been sabotaged.
- 1102
- 01:06:20,043 --> 01:06:21,418
- It's my former boss.
- 1103
- 01:06:21,960 --> 01:06:23,210
- He isn't a fan of your music,
- 1104
- 01:06:23,293 --> 01:06:26,126
- and he's been pressurising the labels
- not to take the album.
- 1105
- 01:06:26,210 --> 01:06:28,043
- What do you mean, your "former boss"?
- 1106
- 01:06:30,376 --> 01:06:32,001
- - I resigned.
- - Resign?
- 1107
- 01:06:32,085 --> 01:06:34,501
- What'd you do that for, you daft bugger?
- 1108
- 01:06:35,168 --> 01:06:36,418
- Because I believe in you.
- 1109
- 01:06:38,501 --> 01:06:42,168
- I believe in the music, and
- I believe I can secure you a record deal.
- 1110
- 01:06:42,626 --> 01:06:45,168
- Well, you're a stubborn sod.
- I'll give you that.
- 1111
- 01:06:45,251 --> 01:06:46,710
- Takes one to know one.
- 1112
- 01:06:48,085 --> 01:06:50,251
- Now, who's up for a road trip?
- 1113
- 01:06:50,335 --> 01:06:53,376
- <i>♪ The modern ships
- Carry mighty fine gear ♪</i>
- 1114
- 01:06:53,460 --> 01:06:56,168
- <i>♪ Get away, get away, you shantyman ♪</i>
- 1115
- 01:06:56,251 --> 01:06:58,585
- <i>♪ Shantyman, oh, shantyman ♪</i>
- 1116
- 01:06:59,043 --> 01:07:01,376
- <i>♪ Who's got a berth for a shantyman... ♪</i>
- 1117
- 01:07:01,460 --> 01:07:04,210
- What's this, then? A reservoir of seadogs?
- 1118
- 01:07:04,293 --> 01:07:07,668
- Special offer was it, Father?
- A pound a pair to avoid the glare?
- 1119
- 01:07:08,460 --> 01:07:11,210
- Remember what
- the well-known Irish singer said, Jim.
- 1120
- 01:07:11,668 --> 01:07:14,376
- "I may be plain old Paul Hewson
- from Dublin.
- 1121
- 01:07:14,751 --> 01:07:17,543
- Put a pair of shades on, I'm Bonio!"
- 1122
- 01:07:17,626 --> 01:07:19,876
- Bono, you pillock.
- 1123
- 01:07:20,960 --> 01:07:22,835
- - Get in the van.
- - Here, come here.
- 1124
- 01:07:24,251 --> 01:07:25,251
- - Take care.
- - I love you.
- 1125
- 01:07:28,710 --> 01:07:30,430
- - See you later!
- - Thank you, darling.
- 1126
- 01:07:30,460 --> 01:07:32,543
- - Bye-bye, darling.
- - You watch them groupies.
- 1127
- 01:07:33,960 --> 01:07:35,710
- Look after him, Jim. Please.
- 1128
- 01:07:42,918 --> 01:07:45,585
- <i>♪ Drive my truck midway
- To the motorway station ♪</i>
- 1129
- 01:07:46,793 --> 01:07:49,418
- <i>♪ Fairlane cruiser
- Coming up on the left-hand side ♪</i>
- 1130
- 01:07:50,585 --> 01:07:53,501
- <i>♪ Headlight shining
- Driving rain on the window frame ♪</i>
- 1131
- 01:07:54,460 --> 01:07:57,001
- <i>♪ Little young lady stardust
- Hitching a ride ♪</i>
- 1132
- 01:07:57,626 --> 01:08:01,168
- <i>♪ And it's a two, four, six, eight
- Ain't never too late ♪</i>
- 1133
- 01:08:02,168 --> 01:08:04,585
- <i>♪ Me and my radio truckin' on
- Through the night ♪</i>
- 1134
- 01:08:06,001 --> 01:08:09,043
- <i>♪ Three, five, seven, nine
- On a double white line ♪</i>
- 1135
- 01:08:09,835 --> 01:08:12,251
- <i>♪ Motorway sun coming up
- With the morning light ♪</i>
- 1136
- 01:08:13,710 --> 01:08:16,710
- <i>♪ Whiz kid sitting pretty
- On your two-wheel stallion ♪</i>
- 1137
- 01:08:17,585 --> 01:08:20,210
- <i>♪ This ol' ten-ton lorry
- Got a bead on you... ♪</i>
- 1138
- 01:08:20,293 --> 01:08:21,793
- Here, here, lads.
- 1139
- 01:08:22,168 --> 01:08:23,751
- Come here. Look.
- 1140
- 01:08:24,376 --> 01:08:26,293
- See what they charge for mackerel up here?
- 1141
- 01:08:26,376 --> 01:08:29,543
- We should have brought some up with us,
- you know? Cut out the middle man.
- 1142
- 01:08:29,626 --> 01:08:31,918
- Make a little bit of profit on the trip.
- 1143
- 01:08:32,001 --> 01:08:33,543
- It's Danny.
- 1144
- 01:08:33,626 --> 01:08:34,977
- - Don't bloody answer it.
- - Don't answer it.
- 1145
- 01:08:35,001 --> 01:08:37,168
- - We're supposed to be resting up.
- - We ain't here.
- 1146
- 01:08:37,668 --> 01:08:38,793
- - Leave...
- - Hello, Danny?
- 1147
- 01:08:38,876 --> 01:08:41,293
- - <i>You lot settling in all right?</i>
- - Yeah, yeah.
- 1148
- 01:08:41,835 --> 01:08:45,418
- Uh, we're just doing a bit of, uh...
- a bit of sightseeing.
- 1149
- 01:08:45,668 --> 01:08:47,126
- <i>Sightseeing? Where?</i>
- 1150
- 01:08:47,418 --> 01:08:49,501
- Well, we're checking out the, um...
- 1151
- 01:08:50,210 --> 01:08:52,460
- - London Aquarium.
- <i>- Seriously?</i>
- 1152
- 01:08:52,543 --> 01:08:55,168
- <i>- I'll book us a table for eight o'clock.</i>
- - All right, yeah, yeah.
- 1153
- 01:08:55,251 --> 01:08:56,501
- We'll see you later.
- 1154
- 01:08:57,501 --> 01:08:59,960
- Yeah, good to see you'd hold up
- under interrogation
- 1155
- 01:09:01,168 --> 01:09:03,501
- Right, let's get this pub crawl started.
- 1156
- 01:09:09,251 --> 01:09:11,835
- - All right.
- - What can I get you chaps?
- 1157
- 01:09:11,918 --> 01:09:13,501
- Ten pints of bitter, please.
- 1158
- 01:09:13,835 --> 01:09:16,043
- Put that away, Father.
- I'll get this round.
- 1159
- 01:09:16,835 --> 01:09:17,835
- Oh?
- 1160
- 01:09:17,918 --> 01:09:20,293
- That's gonna be 53 pounds 80.
- 1161
- 01:09:20,876 --> 01:09:22,626
- - How much?
- - What?
- 1162
- 01:09:23,585 --> 01:09:26,418
- What do they brew it with 'round here?
- Unicorn tears?
- 1163
- 01:09:27,001 --> 01:09:28,543
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1164
- 01:09:28,626 --> 01:09:30,126
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1165
- 01:09:30,210 --> 01:09:31,585
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1166
- 01:09:31,668 --> 01:09:33,376
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1167
- 01:09:33,460 --> 01:09:34,960
- <i>♪ And that is saying the least ♪</i>
- 1168
- 01:09:35,043 --> 01:09:36,251
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1169
- 01:09:36,335 --> 01:09:38,001
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast ♪</i>
- 1170
- 01:09:38,085 --> 01:09:39,876
- <i>♪ Sexy beast, sexy beast... ♪</i>
- 1171
- 01:09:42,293 --> 01:09:44,710
- - So where did you get that one done?
- - Ah!
- 1172
- 01:09:44,793 --> 01:09:47,710
- That, my lovely, I had done in Manila.
- 1173
- 01:09:49,210 --> 01:09:50,835
- Nineteen sixty-four.
- 1174
- 01:09:51,585 --> 01:09:54,460
- I was on shore leave in the merchant navy.
- 1175
- 01:09:54,543 --> 01:09:56,460
- Mmm. And who's Rosie?
- 1176
- 01:09:56,543 --> 01:09:59,418
- Rosie was my very first love.
- 1177
- 01:10:00,001 --> 01:10:02,626
- Him and half the British fleet.
- 1178
- 01:10:02,710 --> 01:10:05,460
- And he was the only wazzock
- to make a permanent declaration.
- 1179
- 01:10:07,751 --> 01:10:09,418
- I had a lucky escape.
- 1180
- 01:10:09,501 --> 01:10:12,376
- - Otherwise, I'd have never met his mother.
- - That's true.
- 1181
- 01:10:12,918 --> 01:10:14,418
- Who's the lead singer of the group?
- 1182
- 01:10:14,501 --> 01:10:17,626
- - Well, nobody. We take it in turns.
- - That's very democratic.
- 1183
- 01:10:18,293 --> 01:10:20,668
- So, what kind of songs
- do you guys perform?
- 1184
- 01:10:20,751 --> 01:10:21,918
- Shanties.
- 1185
- 01:10:22,543 --> 01:10:24,126
- Sh... Shan... What?
- 1186
- 01:10:24,710 --> 01:10:26,418
- Traditional sea shanties, you know?
- 1187
- 01:10:26,501 --> 01:10:27,918
- - No.
- - All right, um...
- 1188
- 01:10:28,001 --> 01:10:29,751
- You'd know this one, perhaps, um...
- 1189
- 01:10:31,668 --> 01:10:36,126
- <i>♪ What shall we do
- With the drunken sailor? ♪</i>
- 1190
- 01:10:36,460 --> 01:10:39,376
- <i>♪ What shall we do
- With the drunken sailor? ♪</i>
- 1191
- 01:10:39,460 --> 01:10:40,460
- - You got it.
- - Yeah.
- 1192
- 01:10:40,543 --> 01:10:43,918
- <i>♪ What shall we do
- With the drunken sailor ♪</i>
- 1193
- 01:10:44,001 --> 01:10:47,543
- <i>♪ Early in the morning? ♪</i>
- 1194
- 01:10:47,626 --> 01:10:50,710
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1195
- 01:10:50,793 --> 01:10:53,626
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1196
- 01:10:53,710 --> 01:10:58,835
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1197
- 01:10:58,918 --> 01:11:01,210
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪</i>
- 1198
- 01:11:01,293 --> 01:11:03,751
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪</i>
- 1199
- 01:11:03,835 --> 01:11:08,418
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1200
- 01:11:08,751 --> 01:11:11,210
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1201
- 01:11:11,293 --> 01:11:13,710
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1202
- 01:11:13,793 --> 01:11:18,376
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1203
- 01:11:18,460 --> 01:11:20,543
- <i>♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor ♪</i>
- 1204
- 01:11:20,626 --> 01:11:22,751
- <i>♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor ♪</i>
- 1205
- 01:11:22,835 --> 01:11:27,418
- <i>♪ Shave his bum with a rusty razor
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1206
- 01:11:27,501 --> 01:11:29,710
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1207
- 01:11:29,793 --> 01:11:31,835
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1208
- 01:11:31,918 --> 01:11:36,501
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1209
- 01:11:36,585 --> 01:11:38,918
- <i>♪ Put him in the bunk
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1210
- 01:11:39,001 --> 01:11:41,168
- <i>♪ Put him in the bunk
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1211
- 01:11:41,251 --> 01:11:43,501
- <i>♪ Put him in the bunk
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1212
- 01:11:43,585 --> 01:11:46,043
- <i>♪ Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1213
- 01:11:46,126 --> 01:11:48,085
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1214
- 01:11:48,168 --> 01:11:50,335
- <i>- ♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- - It's Danny!
- 1215
- 01:11:50,418 --> 01:11:52,686
- <i>- ♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- - It's Danny! It's Danny calling.
- 1216
- 01:11:52,710 --> 01:11:54,710
- <i>- ♪ Early in the morning ♪</i>
- - What? Oh, Christ.
- 1217
- 01:11:54,793 --> 01:11:57,710
- Hang on. Wait. Shh. Hold on, everybody.
- Hold on. Shh. Sorry.
- 1218
- 01:11:57,793 --> 01:11:59,585
- I've got to take this call. Hold on.
- 1219
- 01:12:00,210 --> 01:12:01,210
- Danny.
- 1220
- 01:12:01,543 --> 01:12:04,001
- Yeah, Dan. I just, uh, just nodding off.
- 1221
- 01:12:04,085 --> 01:12:07,251
- I got Rowan fast asleep
- in the bed next to me.
- 1222
- 01:12:07,335 --> 01:12:08,335
- Asleep?
- 1223
- 01:12:09,210 --> 01:12:11,751
- We're supposed to be meeting up
- for a spot of grub, Jim.
- 1224
- 01:12:11,835 --> 01:12:15,418
- Oh, yeah, mate. Sorry about that.
- We... We thought we should turn in.
- 1225
- 01:12:15,501 --> 01:12:17,710
- All that sightseeing, see, did us over.
- 1226
- 01:12:17,793 --> 01:12:19,602
- Are you sure you boys
- haven't been out on the lash?
- 1227
- 01:12:19,626 --> 01:12:21,543
- On the lash? No.
- 1228
- 01:12:21,960 --> 01:12:25,251
- No, Danny. We're saving our voices
- for the morning, see.
- 1229
- 01:12:25,335 --> 01:12:27,501
- Glad to hear you're taking it seriously.
- Listen.
- 1230
- 01:12:27,585 --> 01:12:30,793
- <i>- I'll pick you up after breakfast.</i>
- - All right. Goodnight. See you tomorrow.
- 1231
- 01:12:33,418 --> 01:12:35,751
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪</i>
- 1232
- 01:12:35,835 --> 01:12:37,960
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪</i>
- 1233
- 01:12:38,043 --> 01:12:42,168
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter
- Early in the morning? ♪</i>
- 1234
- 01:12:42,251 --> 01:12:44,460
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1235
- 01:12:44,543 --> 01:12:46,710
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1236
- 01:12:46,793 --> 01:12:52,543
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises
- Early in the morning ♪</i>
- 1237
- 01:12:55,626 --> 01:12:57,710
- And that, mate, is a sea shanty!
- 1238
- 01:13:05,251 --> 01:13:07,210
- <i>I've never seen you lot so quiet.</i>
- 1239
- 01:13:07,293 --> 01:13:10,168
- <i>I know you must be nervous
- about performing in front of a label,</i>
- 1240
- 01:13:10,251 --> 01:13:13,168
- <i>but just try and imagine
- you're all in a pub somewhere</i>
- 1241
- 01:13:13,251 --> 01:13:15,876
- <i>holding a pint,
- having a good old sing-song.</i>
- 1242
- 01:13:16,251 --> 01:13:18,043
- <i>Yeah, I think we can manage that.</i>
- 1243
- 01:13:20,293 --> 01:13:22,126
- All in. All in. All in.
- 1244
- 01:13:22,835 --> 01:13:25,293
- Now, remember what John Lennon said, lads.
- 1245
- 01:13:25,376 --> 01:13:27,918
- "A dream you dream alone is only a dream.
- 1246
- 01:13:28,293 --> 01:13:31,126
- A dream you dream together is reality."
- 1247
- 01:13:33,085 --> 01:13:34,335
- Now let's give it to 'em.
- 1248
- 01:13:35,251 --> 01:13:40,043
- <i>♪ As I walk down on Broadway
- One evening in July ♪</i>
- 1249
- 01:13:40,126 --> 01:13:44,751
- <i>♪ I met a maid, she asked me trade
- "A sailor boy am I" ♪</i>
- 1250
- 01:13:44,835 --> 01:13:49,376
- <i>♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪</i>
- 1251
- 01:13:49,960 --> 01:13:54,001
- <i>♪ Oh, you New York girls
- Can't you dance the polka? ♪</i>
- 1252
- 01:13:54,085 --> 01:13:58,418
- <i>♪ I took her off to Tiffany's
- I did not mind the expense ♪</i>
- 1253
- 01:13:58,501 --> 01:14:02,835
- <i>♪ I bought her two gold earrings
- And they cost me 50 cents ♪</i>
- 1254
- 01:14:02,918 --> 01:14:07,710
- <i>♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪</i>
- 1255
- 01:14:08,418 --> 01:14:10,335
- <i>♪ Oh, you New York girls ♪</i>
- 1256
- 01:14:10,418 --> 01:14:12,501
- <i>- ♪ Can't you dance the polka? ♪</i>
- - Hello, Leah.
- 1257
- 01:14:12,585 --> 01:14:17,043
- <i>♪ I kissed her hard and proper
- Before her flashman came ♪</i>
- 1258
- 01:14:17,126 --> 01:14:21,126
- <i>♪ But fare you well, me Bowery girl
- I know your little game ♪</i>
- 1259
- 01:14:21,210 --> 01:14:23,751
- <i>♪ And away Santee... ♪</i>
- 1260
- 01:14:23,835 --> 01:14:25,835
- I thought Danny Anderson was in rehab.
- 1261
- 01:14:26,376 --> 01:14:27,835
- Yeah, that's what I thought.
- 1262
- 01:14:28,293 --> 01:14:31,335
- - He should ask for a refund.
- <i>- ♪ Can't you dance the polka? ♪</i>
- 1263
- 01:14:31,418 --> 01:14:34,876
- <i>♪ I joined a Yankee blood boat ♪</i>
- 1264
- 01:14:35,585 --> 01:14:38,585
- <i>♪ And sailed away next morn ♪</i>
- 1265
- 01:14:39,501 --> 01:14:42,835
- <i>♪ I'll never kiss another maid ♪</i>
- 1266
- 01:14:43,418 --> 01:14:45,793
- <i>♪ I'm safer around Cape Horn ♪</i>
- 1267
- 01:14:45,876 --> 01:14:50,876
- <i>♪ And away Santee, my dear Annie ♪</i>
- 1268
- 01:14:51,251 --> 01:14:58,001
- <i>♪ Oh, you New York girls
- Can't you dance the polka? ♪</i>
- 1269
- 01:15:02,918 --> 01:15:04,852
- - Danny, did we have an appointment?
- - No.
- 1270
- 01:15:04,876 --> 01:15:07,168
- But it's your job to find great artists.
- 1271
- 01:15:07,251 --> 01:15:08,585
- And I've got ten of 'em.
- 1272
- 01:15:08,668 --> 01:15:11,501
- Meet Port Isaac's Fisherman's Friends.
- 1273
- 01:15:13,751 --> 01:15:14,751
- We need a word.
- 1274
- 01:15:23,001 --> 01:15:25,793
- Danny, we deal in originality.
- 1275
- 01:15:25,876 --> 01:15:26,876
- Leah...
- 1276
- 01:15:27,835 --> 01:15:30,626
- I guarantee you've never heard
- anything like that before.
- 1277
- 01:15:30,710 --> 01:15:32,876
- The song they were singing
- was about prostitution.
- 1278
- 01:15:32,960 --> 01:15:34,043
- Yes.
- 1279
- 01:15:34,126 --> 01:15:36,960
- So was "Roxanne."
- That didn't work out too badly for Sting.
- 1280
- 01:15:39,376 --> 01:15:40,668
- Look, come on, Leah.
- 1281
- 01:15:41,835 --> 01:15:45,210
- We may live in the age of <i>The X Factor,</i>
- but what that show has taught us
- 1282
- 01:15:45,293 --> 01:15:48,710
- is that the public love to see
- real people with real talent.
- 1283
- 01:15:49,501 --> 01:15:51,418
- And it doesn't get any more real
- 1284
- 01:15:51,501 --> 01:15:55,626
- than singing fishermen
- who risk their lives out at sea every day.
- 1285
- 01:15:55,710 --> 01:15:58,376
- I mean, think of the marketing angles.
- 1286
- 01:15:58,460 --> 01:16:00,543
- You won't just be signing a new act.
- 1287
- 01:16:00,626 --> 01:16:03,335
- You'll be signing 500 years
- of naval history.
- 1288
- 01:16:07,376 --> 01:16:09,168
- I'm sorry, Danny.
- 1289
- 01:16:09,251 --> 01:16:11,835
- You know how much ongoing business
- we've got with Troy.
- 1290
- 01:16:11,918 --> 01:16:16,210
- If I take a punt on Popeye and his pals,
- I'd risk jeopardising that.
- 1291
- 01:16:17,043 --> 01:16:19,710
- All I'm asking for
- is a basic one-album deal.
- 1292
- 01:16:19,793 --> 01:16:21,043
- You'll spend less on this
- 1293
- 01:16:21,126 --> 01:16:24,210
- than you would on a music video
- for one of your A-list artists.
- 1294
- 01:16:25,251 --> 01:16:26,793
- - I'm sorry, Danny.
- - Leah.
- 1295
- 01:16:27,418 --> 01:16:28,626
- Maybe next time.
- 1296
- 01:16:40,876 --> 01:16:44,501
- Don't be too hard on yourself, Danny.
- 1297
- 01:16:44,585 --> 01:16:46,460
- You give it your best shot.
- 1298
- 01:16:47,043 --> 01:16:49,210
- Wasn't good enough though, was it, Jago?
- 1299
- 01:16:49,293 --> 01:16:50,710
- Hello, Danny?
- 1300
- 01:16:52,376 --> 01:16:53,376
- Afternoon, Sian.
- 1301
- 01:16:54,085 --> 01:16:55,501
- That was fantastic.
- 1302
- 01:16:55,585 --> 01:16:58,751
- Shame the powers that be
- didn't think so.
- 1303
- 01:16:59,460 --> 01:17:02,085
- Well, I've got a TV show
- that are looking for someone to step in
- 1304
- 01:17:02,168 --> 01:17:04,918
- and sing the national anthem
- for the queen's birthday next week.
- 1305
- 01:17:05,001 --> 01:17:07,668
- We've had a last-minute dropout,
- if you're interested.
- 1306
- 01:17:10,043 --> 01:17:12,043
- Let me run it past the boys.
- 1307
- 01:17:15,335 --> 01:17:19,043
- Look, I know
- this isn't what we had in mind,
- 1308
- 01:17:19,126 --> 01:17:22,710
- but this could be a golden opportunity
- to reach a wider audience.
- 1309
- 01:17:27,126 --> 01:17:29,293
- Jim, at least consider it.
- 1310
- 01:17:35,085 --> 01:17:38,043
- Yeah, we'd be honoured to, my fair maiden.
- 1311
- 01:17:38,126 --> 01:17:39,168
- We would?
- 1312
- 01:17:39,251 --> 01:17:40,585
- We would.
- 1313
- 01:17:41,876 --> 01:17:45,876
- And now to celebrate the queen's birthday,
- something a little different.
- 1314
- 01:17:45,960 --> 01:17:49,043
- Singing the national anthem,
- live from Cornwall,
- 1315
- 01:17:49,126 --> 01:17:51,460
- are Port Isaac's Fisherman's Friends.
- 1316
- 01:17:51,543 --> 01:17:55,085
- <i>♪ A good sword and a trusty hand ♪</i>
- 1317
- 01:17:55,168 --> 01:17:57,626
- <i>♪ A merry heart and true ♪</i>
- 1318
- 01:17:58,251 --> 01:18:01,085
- <i>♪ King James's men shall understand ♪</i>
- 1319
- 01:18:01,168 --> 01:18:04,001
- <i>- ♪ What Cornish lads can do ♪</i>
- - That's not the national anthem.
- 1320
- 01:18:04,085 --> 01:18:06,168
- <i>♪ And have they fixed
- The where and when? ♪</i>
- 1321
- 01:18:06,251 --> 01:18:07,793
- Yes, it is.
- 1322
- 01:18:07,876 --> 01:18:09,293
- <i>♪ And shall Trelawny die? ♪</i>
- 1323
- 01:18:09,376 --> 01:18:13,043
- <i>- ♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪</i>
- - It's the Cornish one.
- 1324
- 01:18:13,126 --> 01:18:17,043
- <i>♪ Will know the reason why ♪</i>
- 1325
- 01:18:17,126 --> 01:18:19,918
- <i>- ♪ And shall Trelawny live? ♪</i>
- - That's not in the script.
- 1326
- 01:18:20,001 --> 01:18:21,543
- Cut it. Cut it.
- 1327
- 01:18:21,626 --> 01:18:25,710
- <i>♪ Or shall Trelawny die? ♪</i>
- 1328
- 01:18:25,793 --> 01:18:30,251
- <i>♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪</i>
- 1329
- 01:18:30,335 --> 01:18:34,293
- <i>♪ Will know the reason why ♪</i>
- 1330
- 01:18:34,376 --> 01:18:35,793
- - Jim.
- - Yeah?
- 1331
- 01:18:35,876 --> 01:18:38,126
- - You got time for a quick word?
- - Uh, yeah, sure. What?
- 1332
- 01:18:38,210 --> 01:18:40,001
- - What the hell was that?
- - What?
- 1333
- 01:18:40,876 --> 01:18:42,335
- That.
- 1334
- 01:18:42,418 --> 01:18:43,751
- We're patriots, Danny.
- 1335
- 01:18:43,835 --> 01:18:46,519
- Yeah, so are all the people tuning in
- to hear the queen's national anthem.
- 1336
- 01:18:46,543 --> 01:18:50,001
- And you've just gone and alienated
- every single last one of them!
- 1337
- 01:18:50,085 --> 01:18:52,168
- And spoiled our chances of a knighthood.
- 1338
- 01:18:52,251 --> 01:18:54,126
- Come on.
- 1339
- 01:18:58,585 --> 01:19:01,376
- That's it. I got nothing left.
- 1340
- 01:19:02,668 --> 01:19:07,418
- Can you assure me
- that it's always gonna be a public house?
- 1341
- 01:19:08,126 --> 01:19:10,585
- That's certainly my intention, Rowan.
- 1342
- 01:19:11,751 --> 01:19:13,793
- We don't have a choice, love.
- 1343
- 01:19:15,460 --> 01:19:17,460
- So, do we have ourselves a deal, or what?
- 1344
- 01:19:27,210 --> 01:19:30,168
- - What's going on?
- - The inevitable.
- 1345
- 01:19:32,793 --> 01:19:34,793
- Does Jim know?
- 1346
- 01:19:34,876 --> 01:19:36,168
- Nobody does.
- 1347
- 01:19:37,001 --> 01:19:39,293
- Rowan's gotta find
- the right moment to explain.
- 1348
- 01:19:40,126 --> 01:19:41,376
- Congratulations.
- 1349
- 01:19:42,460 --> 01:19:44,460
- A pleasure doing business with you.
- 1350
- 01:19:51,376 --> 01:19:53,793
- I can't believe
- they're up to a million hits.
- 1351
- 01:19:53,876 --> 01:19:55,918
- Look at the state of them.
- 1352
- 01:19:57,418 --> 01:19:59,126
- I mean, who even dresses like that?
- 1353
- 01:19:59,210 --> 01:20:01,585
- Have you been to Hoxton lately?
- 1354
- 01:20:01,668 --> 01:20:04,585
- It's all nautical tattoos
- and Breton sweaters and facial hair.
- 1355
- 01:20:04,668 --> 01:20:06,126
- <i>♪ Or shall Trelawny die? ♪</i>
- 1356
- 01:20:06,210 --> 01:20:08,293
- Retro's back. Again.
- 1357
- 01:20:08,376 --> 01:20:12,376
- <i>♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪</i>
- 1358
- 01:20:12,460 --> 01:20:15,793
- <i>♪ Will know the reason why ♪</i>
- 1359
- 01:20:17,376 --> 01:20:18,918
- Danny?
- 1360
- 01:20:19,001 --> 01:20:20,251
- Yeah?
- 1361
- 01:20:20,335 --> 01:20:22,001
- Granfer's on YouTube.
- 1362
- 01:20:27,418 --> 01:20:29,001
- Turn it up.
- 1363
- 01:20:29,085 --> 01:20:32,585
- <i>♪ A trusty hand
- A merry heart and true ♪</i>
- 1364
- 01:20:32,668 --> 01:20:35,585
- I don't believe it.
- How long's this been on there?
- 1365
- 01:20:37,585 --> 01:20:41,418
- They're all over it. Look!
- 1366
- 01:20:43,376 --> 01:20:44,876
- Harbour View Bed and Breakfast.
- 1367
- 01:20:44,960 --> 01:20:47,668
- <i>♪ Here's 20,000 Cornishmen ♪</i>
- 1368
- 01:20:47,751 --> 01:20:50,168
- <i>♪ Will know the reason why ♪</i>
- 1369
- 01:20:50,251 --> 01:20:51,626
- - Danny.
- - Yeah?
- 1370
- 01:20:51,710 --> 01:20:53,335
- Island Records are on the phone.
- 1371
- 01:20:53,418 --> 01:20:56,501
- <i>♪ And shall Trelawny live? ♪</i>
- 1372
- 01:21:06,626 --> 01:21:09,168
- - Hello.
- <i>- Danny. It's Leah.</i>
- 1373
- 01:21:09,251 --> 01:21:11,793
- I've had a rethink. We're in.
- 1374
- 01:21:16,126 --> 01:21:18,102
- Problem is, Leah, you're not
- the only one who's chasing this.
- 1375
- 01:21:18,126 --> 01:21:20,543
- <i>The phone is red hot right now.</i>
- 1376
- 01:21:20,626 --> 01:21:22,126
- We both know that's not true.
- 1377
- 01:21:22,210 --> 01:21:24,394
- <i>And the only reason
- you got on the TV in the first place</i>
- 1378
- 01:21:24,418 --> 01:21:26,251
- <i>is because of my promotions department.</i>
- 1379
- 01:21:27,001 --> 01:21:29,019
- - So do the right thing.
- - Okay, how much you offering?
- 1380
- 01:21:29,043 --> 01:21:30,835
- I'll put the album out
- and cover your costs.
- 1381
- 01:21:30,918 --> 01:21:32,418
- Done.
- 1382
- 01:21:32,501 --> 01:21:34,061
- For the purposes of the general public,
- 1383
- 01:21:34,085 --> 01:21:36,876
- could we maybe get a little creative
- with the signing-on fee?
- 1384
- 01:21:36,960 --> 01:21:38,793
- How creative?
- 1385
- 01:21:44,585 --> 01:21:46,918
- There's no way he got a million quid.
- 1386
- 01:21:47,585 --> 01:21:49,085
- He got the headline.
- 1387
- 01:21:50,126 --> 01:21:52,001
- That's all that counts.
- 1388
- 01:21:52,085 --> 01:21:55,418
- <i>♪ I'm gonna make you a star ♪</i>
- 1389
- 01:21:55,501 --> 01:21:58,835
- <i>♪ Yeah ♪</i>
- 1390
- 01:21:58,918 --> 01:22:00,793
- - What's going on out there?
- - Hey! No!
- 1391
- 01:22:05,751 --> 01:22:09,335
- How did it feel to sign a million-pound
- record deal at the age of 72?
- 1392
- 01:22:09,418 --> 01:22:11,710
- Mother always said I'd be a late bloomer.
- 1393
- 01:22:11,793 --> 01:22:13,876
- Not this bloody late.
- 1394
- 01:22:17,501 --> 01:22:19,436
- <i>For 15 years they've sung sea shanties</i>
- 1395
- 01:22:19,460 --> 01:22:21,793
- <i>in their local pub in Port Isaac.</i>
- 1396
- 01:22:21,876 --> 01:22:25,293
- <i>But one night the group's performance
- caught the ears of a music manager</i>
- 1397
- 01:22:25,376 --> 01:22:27,126
- <i>who was here on holiday.</i>
- 1398
- 01:22:27,210 --> 01:22:30,085
- <i>As soon as I heard them,
- I knew they could be huge.</i>
- 1399
- 01:22:30,168 --> 01:22:33,001
- <i>In a world saturated
- with manufactured pop bands,</i>
- 1400
- 01:22:33,085 --> 01:22:35,543
- <i>the Fishermen are a real catch.</i>
- 1401
- 01:22:35,626 --> 01:22:37,519
- <i>One minute
- you're watching</i> Britain's Got Talent,
- 1402
- 01:22:37,543 --> 01:22:39,019
- <i>wondering what it's like to be famous.</i>
- 1403
- 01:22:39,043 --> 01:22:41,793
- <i>The next minute you're
- asking your husband for his autograph!</i>
- 1404
- 01:22:41,876 --> 01:22:45,085
- <i>What's special about the ten of us
- is that we're all born and raised here.</i>
- 1405
- 01:22:45,168 --> 01:22:48,626
- <i>Sea shanties have been passed down in our
- families from generation to generation.</i>
- 1406
- 01:22:49,918 --> 01:22:52,043
- <i>We've known each other
- since we were knee-high.</i>
- 1407
- 01:22:52,751 --> 01:22:54,126
- <i>Makes the bond unbreakable.</i>
- 1408
- 01:22:54,210 --> 01:22:55,668
- <i>We disagree over things,</i>
- 1409
- 01:22:55,751 --> 01:23:00,168
- <i>but then they all realise I'm right,
- they're wrong, and we get on with it.</i>
- 1410
- 01:23:00,251 --> 01:23:02,793
- <i>The Fisherman's Friends
- say they're just ordinary men</i>
- 1411
- 01:23:02,876 --> 01:23:06,001
- <i>who've never sought fame, money,
- or a record deal.</i>
- 1412
- 01:23:06,085 --> 01:23:07,960
- <i>Now they have all three.</i>
- 1413
- 01:23:08,043 --> 01:23:10,751
- <i>Let's see if this unlikely boy band
- can climb the charts</i>
- 1414
- 01:23:10,835 --> 01:23:13,251
- <i>as well as they can climb the rigging.</i>
- 1415
- 01:23:13,335 --> 01:23:16,085
- Eh?
- 1416
- 01:23:17,210 --> 01:23:19,626
- I thought you said
- they'd interviewed everyone.
- 1417
- 01:23:19,710 --> 01:23:22,335
- - They did.
- - How come my Jago wasn't on the telly?
- 1418
- 01:23:22,418 --> 01:23:25,085
- Some faces are only made for the radio,
- Maggie.
- 1419
- 01:23:27,543 --> 01:23:29,210
- Here.
- 1420
- 01:23:29,293 --> 01:23:34,543
- They say you can tell a man
- by the company he keeps.
- 1421
- 01:23:35,293 --> 01:23:37,210
- So lookin' round at you party,
- 1422
- 01:23:37,293 --> 01:23:39,668
- I ain't surprised
- me reputation's in tatters.
- 1423
- 01:23:41,710 --> 01:23:44,335
- But, uh, seriously though...
- 1424
- 01:23:45,210 --> 01:23:50,168
- I've known most of ees
- since you was this high.
- 1425
- 01:23:50,876 --> 01:23:53,126
- I've helped some of you learn to walk,
- 1426
- 01:23:53,210 --> 01:23:55,626
- talk, fish,
- 1427
- 01:23:55,710 --> 01:23:57,501
- and, in a few cases, sing.
- 1428
- 01:23:59,210 --> 01:24:02,501
- But you've given me back
- so much more than I can...
- 1429
- 01:24:02,585 --> 01:24:04,710
- - that I could ever...
- - Oh, Dad.
- 1430
- 01:24:04,793 --> 01:24:07,501
- Come on, guys.
- 1431
- 01:24:08,085 --> 01:24:09,251
- I...
- 1432
- 01:24:10,001 --> 01:24:14,043
- I'd like to say a few words, if he can't.
- 1433
- 01:24:14,126 --> 01:24:18,168
- When we first devised the plan
- to escape the wives once a week
- 1434
- 01:24:18,251 --> 01:24:20,751
- for rehearsal...
- 1435
- 01:24:21,251 --> 01:24:22,918
- Speak for yourself, boy.
- 1436
- 01:24:23,001 --> 01:24:25,001
- ...all those years ago,
- 1437
- 01:24:25,085 --> 01:24:28,001
- none of us would ever have believed
- we'd end up with a record deal.
- 1438
- 01:24:29,460 --> 01:24:33,001
- I-I-I was the most sceptical,
- I will admit that,
- 1439
- 01:24:33,085 --> 01:24:35,085
- of anyone here.
- 1440
- 01:24:35,168 --> 01:24:36,793
- It's all been down to the...
- 1441
- 01:24:37,710 --> 01:24:40,376
- the tenacity and belief of one man.
- 1442
- 01:24:41,585 --> 01:24:43,835
- - Danny Anderson.
- - Yeah!
- 1443
- 01:24:45,418 --> 01:24:49,626
- So I'll make a toast.
- To old friends and new.
- 1444
- 01:24:49,710 --> 01:24:51,751
- Old friends and new!
- 1445
- 01:25:10,418 --> 01:25:11,835
- Is that Jago?
- 1446
- 01:25:12,751 --> 01:25:14,376
- Mm-hmm.
- 1447
- 01:25:14,460 --> 01:25:16,335
- And Rowan's dad, Kenwyn.
- 1448
- 01:25:17,168 --> 01:25:19,543
- That's outside the old lifeboat station.
- 1449
- 01:25:20,418 --> 01:25:21,858
- They were both part of the same crew
- 1450
- 01:25:21,918 --> 01:25:24,251
- that answered an emergency call
- at Hawker's Cove.
- 1451
- 01:25:25,126 --> 01:25:29,585
- And during the rescue, a freak wave
- hit the lifeboat and capsized it.
- 1452
- 01:25:29,668 --> 01:25:31,626
- They were the only two members to survive.
- 1453
- 01:25:32,168 --> 01:25:34,251
- Well, Kenwyn never got over it.
- 1454
- 01:25:34,335 --> 01:25:35,876
- He didn't go out to sea again.
- 1455
- 01:25:35,960 --> 01:25:38,269
- And then when the village
- was granted a new lifeboat house,
- 1456
- 01:25:38,293 --> 01:25:41,460
- then Kenwyn bought the old one
- and turned it into the Golden Lion.
- 1457
- 01:25:42,918 --> 01:25:44,918
- That's why it's so important to us all.
- 1458
- 01:26:04,960 --> 01:26:06,501
- - Danny.
- <i>- Henry?</i>
- 1459
- 01:26:06,585 --> 01:26:09,626
- I really need to get hold
- of your father-in-law.
- 1460
- 01:26:10,376 --> 01:26:11,918
- Incommunicado, I'm afraid.
- 1461
- 01:26:12,001 --> 01:26:14,085
- He's sailing in Barbados.
- 1462
- 01:26:14,168 --> 01:26:16,335
- <i>Don't worry.
- Last I heard the deal had gone through.</i>
- 1463
- 01:26:16,418 --> 01:26:17,626
- Right.
- 1464
- 01:26:33,543 --> 01:26:35,126
- Jago?
- 1465
- 01:26:36,001 --> 01:26:38,501
- Your meals on wheels have arrived, love.
- 1466
- 01:26:40,501 --> 01:26:43,960
- All right for some, isn't it, eh?
- Sneaking in a little siesta.
- 1467
- 01:26:45,793 --> 01:26:47,168
- Jago.
- 1468
- 01:26:50,043 --> 01:26:51,918
- Playin' silly buggers.
- 1469
- 01:26:57,543 --> 01:26:59,376
- Oh.
- 1470
- 01:27:01,210 --> 01:27:02,876
- Oh, God.
- 1471
- 01:27:04,793 --> 01:27:05,960
- Oh, my...
- 1472
- 01:27:31,418 --> 01:27:35,668
- <i>♪ It is time to go now ♪</i>
- 1473
- 01:27:35,751 --> 01:27:40,335
- <i>♪ Haul away your anchor ♪</i>
- 1474
- 01:27:40,418 --> 01:27:44,293
- <i>♪ Haul away your anchor ♪</i>
- 1475
- 01:27:45,668 --> 01:27:50,585
- <i>♪ 'Tis our sailing time ♪</i>
- 1476
- 01:27:51,918 --> 01:27:56,168
- <i>♪ Feel the seas run under ♪</i>
- 1477
- 01:27:56,793 --> 01:28:01,626
- <i>♪ Haul away down channel ♪</i>
- 1478
- 01:28:02,043 --> 01:28:04,585
- <i>♪ Haul away ♪</i>
- 1479
- 01:28:04,668 --> 01:28:07,001
- <i>♪ Down channel ♪</i>
- 1480
- 01:28:07,751 --> 01:28:12,501
- <i>♪ On the evening tide ♪</i>
- 1481
- 01:28:14,543 --> 01:28:18,918
- <i>♪ Now my days are over ♪</i>
- 1482
- 01:28:19,001 --> 01:28:23,543
- <i>♪ Haul away for heaven ♪</i>
- 1483
- 01:28:24,460 --> 01:28:29,376
- <i>♪ Haul away for heaven ♪</i>
- 1484
- 01:28:30,418 --> 01:28:35,918
- <i>♪ Lord, be by my side ♪</i>
- 1485
- 01:28:36,001 --> 01:28:37,710
- Bon voyage, my love.
- 1486
- 01:28:38,543 --> 01:28:42,876
- May you have fair seas
- and following winds.
- 1487
- 01:29:01,460 --> 01:29:04,668
- Need to make sure
- the new owners keep that pump on.
- 1488
- 01:29:04,751 --> 01:29:07,543
- Don't know what I'd do without
- my pint of Tribute of an evening.
- 1489
- 01:29:07,626 --> 01:29:08,626
- Thanks, John.
- 1490
- 01:29:09,585 --> 01:29:12,210
- New owners, did you say, was that?
- 1491
- 01:29:12,293 --> 01:29:15,251
- What's that about new owners, Rowan?
- 1492
- 01:29:19,793 --> 01:29:21,626
- I didn't have a choice, Jim.
- 1493
- 01:29:22,668 --> 01:29:25,376
- There was no other way to settle the debt.
- 1494
- 01:29:29,001 --> 01:29:31,918
- Well, why didn't you come
- and speak to me about it?
- 1495
- 01:29:32,001 --> 01:29:36,043
- I wanted to tell you,
- but what with the band and the baby and...
- 1496
- 01:29:36,126 --> 01:29:38,418
- well, then your father, I...
- 1497
- 01:29:39,085 --> 01:29:42,543
- - Th-There just hasn't been a right moment.
- - Who bought it then?
- 1498
- 01:29:45,335 --> 01:29:47,376
- Charles Montegue.
- 1499
- 01:29:47,460 --> 01:29:49,543
- You sold it to that grabbin' bastard?
- 1500
- 01:29:49,626 --> 01:29:54,043
- 'Twas his ancestors who drove us overseas
- and down the bloody mines.
- 1501
- 01:29:54,126 --> 01:29:57,376
- He offered a fair price,
- and he promised to keep it as a pub.
- 1502
- 01:29:57,460 --> 01:29:59,460
- You've been a damn fool, Rowan.
- 1503
- 01:30:01,668 --> 01:30:04,835
- Businessman like Charles Montegue...
- 1504
- 01:30:05,793 --> 01:30:09,001
- he's not gonna want to
- keep this place as it is.
- 1505
- 01:30:09,085 --> 01:30:11,251
- He's gonna want to make
- a tidy profit out of it.
- 1506
- 01:30:11,960 --> 01:30:16,918
- That'll probably mean turning it into
- one of them boutique hotels or summat.
- 1507
- 01:30:17,001 --> 01:30:20,085
- There'll be no place here for us.
- You do know that, don't you?
- 1508
- 01:30:20,168 --> 01:30:22,210
- Well, that's not true. Is it, Danny?
- 1509
- 01:30:23,793 --> 01:30:26,710
- - What's it got to do with Danny?
- - Well, he made the introduction.
- 1510
- 01:30:32,293 --> 01:30:36,418
- Rowan came to me for business advice.
- He was in an impossible situation.
- 1511
- 01:30:37,251 --> 01:30:40,668
- Oh, you... you went to an emmet?
- 1512
- 01:30:40,751 --> 01:30:42,335
- In your hour of need?
- 1513
- 01:30:42,418 --> 01:30:46,668
- Rowan and Sally
- didn't make this decision easily, my son.
- 1514
- 01:30:46,751 --> 01:30:48,543
- Wh... Y-You knew?
- 1515
- 01:30:48,626 --> 01:30:51,335
- Well, what else would you lot
- want him to do?
- 1516
- 01:30:51,418 --> 01:30:53,626
- Go bankrupt? Be homeless?
- 1517
- 01:30:53,710 --> 01:30:56,168
- Look, I'm sorry.
- 1518
- 01:30:56,251 --> 01:30:57,918
- I was just trying to help.
- 1519
- 01:30:58,001 --> 01:31:00,668
- You're only sorry
- because you were found out.
- 1520
- 01:31:00,751 --> 01:31:04,210
- You're just full of showbiz bullshit,
- aren't you, son?
- 1521
- 01:31:04,293 --> 01:31:05,835
- Huh?
- 1522
- 01:31:05,918 --> 01:31:10,335
- With your million-pound record deals
- and your fake handshakes and all that.
- 1523
- 01:31:10,418 --> 01:31:12,710
- Jim, look. Listen, just hear me out.
- 1524
- 01:31:12,793 --> 01:31:15,501
- When I spoke to Rowan,
- I didn't know anything about the pub,
- 1525
- 01:31:15,585 --> 01:31:17,626
- its history,
- or what it means to the community.
- 1526
- 01:31:17,710 --> 01:31:19,626
- But you know now because I told you.
- 1527
- 01:31:19,710 --> 01:31:22,293
- Yeah, but by then
- the deal had already gone through.
- 1528
- 01:31:22,376 --> 01:31:24,460
- So you were getting a cut, were you?
- 1529
- 01:31:25,960 --> 01:31:28,751
- And you didn't want to risk
- losing your commission.
- 1530
- 01:31:28,835 --> 01:31:31,293
- No, Alwyn, wait.
- 1531
- 01:31:41,418 --> 01:31:43,543
- Alwyn!
- 1532
- 01:31:44,335 --> 01:31:45,751
- Let me explain!
- 1533
- 01:31:53,043 --> 01:31:55,543
- Alwyn, please, just hear me out!
- 1534
- 01:31:57,751 --> 01:31:59,111
- Keep your voice down.
- 1535
- 01:31:59,168 --> 01:32:01,918
- Go away, Danny. I'm not interested
- in anything you've got to say.
- 1536
- 01:32:02,001 --> 01:32:04,251
- No, wait, wait! Look, um...
- 1537
- 01:32:05,710 --> 01:32:07,293
- I-I-I'm gonna talk to Charles.
- 1538
- 01:32:07,376 --> 01:32:09,335
- I-I'll make sure things don't change.
- 1539
- 01:32:09,418 --> 01:32:11,085
- Everything's changed.
- 1540
- 01:32:16,001 --> 01:32:18,043
- Cornish oak, my ass.
- 1541
- 01:32:19,001 --> 01:32:22,793
- Your word is like... It's like willow...
- 1542
- 01:32:23,501 --> 01:32:25,585
- blowing in the wind.
- 1543
- 01:32:25,668 --> 01:32:26,668
- Yeah.
- 1544
- 01:32:26,751 --> 01:32:30,710
- I warned you
- not to take the piss out of us.
- 1545
- 01:32:30,793 --> 01:32:34,251
- And I warned you not to hurt my daughter.
- 1546
- 01:32:34,335 --> 01:32:36,835
- It wasn't intentional, Jim. I promise.
- 1547
- 01:32:36,918 --> 01:32:39,501
- I think it might be time
- for you to leave, Danny.
- 1548
- 01:32:40,876 --> 01:32:45,293
- Unless you want me to drag you
- through the River Tamar myself.
- 1549
- 01:33:04,251 --> 01:33:07,918
- <i>♪ Keep me in your heart ♪</i>
- 1550
- 01:33:09,960 --> 01:33:12,251
- <i>♪ Don't let me ♪</i>
- 1551
- 01:33:12,335 --> 01:33:13,835
- <i>♪ Slip away ♪</i>
- 1552
- 01:33:15,668 --> 01:33:18,626
- <i>♪ When the morning comes ♪</i>
- 1553
- 01:33:18,710 --> 01:33:21,710
- <i>♪ And those tears won't stop ♪</i>
- 1554
- 01:33:21,793 --> 01:33:25,668
- <i>♪ Please keep me in your heart ♪</i>
- 1555
- 01:33:28,126 --> 01:33:31,626
- <i>♪ Keep me on your side ♪</i>
- 1556
- 01:33:33,710 --> 01:33:34,793
- <i>♪ Well, you know ♪</i>
- 1557
- 01:33:35,210 --> 01:33:37,210
- <i>♪ Sometimes I run ♪</i>
- 1558
- 01:33:39,835 --> 01:33:42,376
- <i>♪ And even when the tears ♪</i>
- 1559
- 01:33:42,460 --> 01:33:45,501
- <i>♪ Oh, they fall from your eyes ♪</i>
- 1560
- 01:33:45,585 --> 01:33:49,585
- <i>♪ Please keep me on your side ♪</i>
- 1561
- 01:33:52,085 --> 01:33:54,418
- <i>♪ And you know I'd wait for you ♪</i>
- 1562
- 01:33:55,376 --> 01:33:57,335
- <i>♪ A thousand years ♪</i>
- 1563
- 01:33:58,210 --> 01:34:01,293
- <i>♪ Oh, would you do the same for me? ♪</i>
- 1564
- 01:34:04,085 --> 01:34:06,085
- <i>♪ And I would swim across ♪</i>
- 1565
- 01:34:06,168 --> 01:34:08,568
- <i>- ♪ The loneliest sea ♪</i>
- - We're just up for our 20-week scan.
- 1566
- 01:34:08,626 --> 01:34:09,686
- Ah, congratulations.
- 1567
- 01:34:09,710 --> 01:34:11,710
- Don't expect him
- to be too sincere, darling.
- 1568
- 01:34:11,793 --> 01:34:13,835
- He thinks marriage is for penguins.
- 1569
- 01:34:13,918 --> 01:34:15,960
- Uh, that was monogamy, and, uh...
- 1570
- 01:34:16,918 --> 01:34:18,751
- well, I've had a rethink about that.
- 1571
- 01:34:21,335 --> 01:34:25,293
- <i>♪ Keep me on your mind ♪</i>
- 1572
- 01:34:26,710 --> 01:34:31,376
- <i>♪ Even when I am far away ♪</i>
- 1573
- 01:34:33,210 --> 01:34:35,335
- <i>♪ And even though I know ♪</i>
- 1574
- 01:34:35,418 --> 01:34:38,793
- <i>♪ You may tire of me someday ♪</i>
- 1575
- 01:34:38,876 --> 01:34:41,876
- <i>♪ Please keep me in your heart ♪</i>
- 1576
- 01:34:41,960 --> 01:34:43,960
- Danny.
- 1577
- 01:34:44,043 --> 01:34:45,876
- Troy. Driss.
- 1578
- 01:34:45,960 --> 01:34:48,543
- - You all right?
- - How's the midlife crisis going?
- 1579
- 01:34:48,626 --> 01:34:51,960
- Well, I'm not the one
- desperately clinging on to my youth.
- 1580
- 01:34:52,043 --> 01:34:55,751
- Mmm. When is the world's oldest boy band
- shuffling into shops?
- 1581
- 01:34:55,835 --> 01:34:58,501
- The album is released on Friday.
- 1582
- 01:34:58,585 --> 01:35:00,293
- Oh, man. No pressure, right?
- 1583
- 01:35:00,376 --> 01:35:04,376
- Only up against Lady Gaga, Paul Weller,
- and Florence and the Machine.
- 1584
- 01:35:05,001 --> 01:35:06,626
- Good luck, bro.
- 1585
- 01:35:06,710 --> 01:35:11,418
- <i>♪ And I would swim across
- The loneliest sea ♪</i>
- 1586
- 01:35:11,501 --> 01:35:13,960
- <i>♪ If it meant you could ♪</i>
- 1587
- 01:35:14,876 --> 01:35:17,210
- <i>♪ Free my love ♪</i>
- 1588
- 01:35:17,293 --> 01:35:21,710
- <i>♪ Oh, you mean that much to me ♪</i>
- 1589
- 01:35:23,668 --> 01:35:27,085
- <i>♪ Keep me in your heart ♪</i>
- 1590
- 01:35:29,251 --> 01:35:30,918
- <i>♪ Don't let me ♪</i>
- 1591
- 01:35:31,751 --> 01:35:33,043
- <i>♪ Get away ♪</i>
- 1592
- 01:35:35,085 --> 01:35:37,793
- <i>♪ When the morning comes ♪</i>
- 1593
- 01:35:37,876 --> 01:35:40,210
- <i>♪ And those tears won't stop ♪</i>
- 1594
- 01:35:42,626 --> 01:35:47,751
- <i>♪ Please keep me in your heart, my love ♪</i>
- 1595
- 01:35:48,418 --> 01:35:50,126
- <i>♪ However far ♪</i>
- 1596
- 01:35:51,835 --> 01:35:53,835
- <i>♪ Apart we may become ♪</i>
- 1597
- 01:35:57,001 --> 01:35:59,751
- - I don't want a commission, Charles.
- - Why on earth not?
- 1598
- 01:36:00,710 --> 01:36:02,910
- Because I'd like something else instead.
- 1599
- 01:36:29,085 --> 01:36:31,126
- Come on, Dad.
- 1600
- 01:36:31,210 --> 01:36:33,251
- This isn't the time to be stubborn.
- 1601
- 01:36:33,335 --> 01:36:35,335
- It's Rowan and Sally's
- last day at the pub.
- 1602
- 01:36:35,418 --> 01:36:38,376
- No, I'm... I'm in no mood for a drink.
- 1603
- 01:36:39,168 --> 01:36:42,043
- Don't you think you've made your point?
- 1604
- 01:36:42,126 --> 01:36:44,168
- Rowan has torn the heart
- out of this village.
- 1605
- 01:36:46,251 --> 01:36:48,835
- The heart of the village isn't the pub,
- Dad.
- 1606
- 01:36:49,960 --> 01:36:51,126
- It's the people.
- 1607
- 01:37:14,460 --> 01:37:16,460
- I owe you an apology, Rowan.
- 1608
- 01:37:17,543 --> 01:37:19,543
- I-I've been a stubborn fool.
- 1609
- 01:37:20,543 --> 01:37:23,418
- You did what you did
- for the sake of your family,
- 1610
- 01:37:23,501 --> 01:37:26,293
- and I should never have let that
- come between us.
- 1611
- 01:37:27,668 --> 01:37:29,043
- I'm sorry.
- 1612
- 01:37:31,043 --> 01:37:32,876
- One and all?
- 1613
- 01:37:34,543 --> 01:37:35,960
- One and all.
- 1614
- 01:37:40,876 --> 01:37:42,126
- - The usual?
- - Yeah.
- 1615
- 01:37:42,210 --> 01:37:44,168
- That's more like it, mate.
- 1616
- 01:37:57,668 --> 01:38:00,085
- Come on. Come on!
- 1617
- 01:38:01,460 --> 01:38:03,876
- Top 40's on in a minute.
- 1618
- 01:38:03,960 --> 01:38:07,376
- I'd tune into the top 400 if I were you.
- 1619
- 01:38:08,126 --> 01:38:10,293
- - Dad!
- - Don't be such a pessimist!
- 1620
- 01:38:14,376 --> 01:38:15,960
- Danny!
- 1621
- 01:38:16,043 --> 01:38:17,793
- Tamsyn. Oh.
- 1622
- 01:38:18,585 --> 01:38:20,460
- I missed you.
- 1623
- 01:38:20,543 --> 01:38:22,543
- What you doing here then?
- 1624
- 01:38:31,418 --> 01:38:34,876
- I came here to tell you that the pub is
- gonna remain the way it always has been.
- 1625
- 01:38:36,335 --> 01:38:38,043
- How's that possible?
- 1626
- 01:38:40,710 --> 01:38:42,126
- Because I bought it.
- 1627
- 01:38:44,043 --> 01:38:45,793
- Well, in case you've forgotten,
- 1628
- 01:38:45,876 --> 01:38:48,210
- we're not too fond
- of second-home owners round here.
- 1629
- 01:38:48,293 --> 01:38:50,293
- Well, that's good,
- because I've only got one.
- 1630
- 01:38:53,460 --> 01:38:56,793
- I gave Charles Montegue my London flat
- in exchange for this.
- 1631
- 01:38:59,126 --> 01:39:01,626
- And I'd like Rowan and Sally
- to keep it running.
- 1632
- 01:39:02,376 --> 01:39:04,293
- Did you hear that?
- 1633
- 01:39:07,876 --> 01:39:09,293
- Alwyn, wait.
- 1634
- 01:39:10,918 --> 01:39:12,501
- Alwyn, uh, wait.
- 1635
- 01:39:12,585 --> 01:39:14,835
- - Wait, please.
- - What are you doing, Danny?
- 1636
- 01:39:16,251 --> 01:39:17,894
- Just because
- you made things right with the pub,
- 1637
- 01:39:17,918 --> 01:39:20,126
- that doesn't mean
- you made things right with me.
- 1638
- 01:39:20,210 --> 01:39:22,043
- I'm not expecting anything.
- 1639
- 01:39:24,335 --> 01:39:28,335
- I want you to know that I've done a lot
- of thinking over the last few months.
- 1640
- 01:39:29,751 --> 01:39:31,585
- Everything I thought I cared about...
- 1641
- 01:39:32,668 --> 01:39:36,876
- money, status,
- the flat, the cars, the toys...
- 1642
- 01:39:40,001 --> 01:39:41,585
- none of them have ever made me happy.
- 1643
- 01:39:44,793 --> 01:39:47,668
- But being down here
- with you and Tamsyn did.
- 1644
- 01:39:49,543 --> 01:39:51,585
- Come on, you two!
- 1645
- 01:39:51,668 --> 01:39:54,126
- You're missing the countdown. Come on!
- 1646
- 01:40:05,710 --> 01:40:06,918
- Come on.
- 1647
- 01:40:12,043 --> 01:40:15,210
- <i>At number 12,
- "Eighty Not Out" from James Last.</i>
- 1648
- 01:40:15,293 --> 01:40:19,335
- <i>Number 11, down one,
- "Lungs" by Florence and the Machine.</i>
- 1649
- 01:40:19,418 --> 01:40:23,001
- <i>Number 10, down three,
- Paolo Nutini's "Sunny Side Up."</i>
- 1650
- 01:40:23,835 --> 01:40:27,585
- <i>Number nine, and a new entry.
- It's Fisherman's Friends.</i>
- 1651
- 01:40:27,668 --> 01:40:30,668
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers
- You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1652
- 01:40:30,751 --> 01:40:35,876
- <i>♪ We're on the road to nowhere
- Let's find out where it goes ♪</i>
- 1653
- 01:40:35,960 --> 01:40:40,168
- <i>♪ It might be a ladder to the stars
- Who knows? ♪</i>
- 1654
- 01:40:40,251 --> 01:40:42,710
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1655
- 01:40:42,793 --> 01:40:46,210
- <i>♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1656
- 01:40:46,293 --> 01:40:49,019
- - I knew we were on to a winner! I knew it!
- <i>- ♪ Leave all your furrows ♪</i>
- 1657
- 01:40:49,043 --> 01:40:51,418
- <i>♪ And your dreams where they lie ♪</i>
- 1658
- 01:40:51,501 --> 01:40:53,668
- <i>♪ The factories and offices ♪</i>
- 1659
- 01:40:53,751 --> 01:40:55,876
- <i>♪ Kiss them all goodbye ♪</i>
- 1660
- 01:40:55,960 --> 01:41:00,876
- <i>♪ Have a little faith
- In the dream-maker in the sky ♪</i>
- 1661
- 01:41:00,960 --> 01:41:03,085
- <i>♪ There's glory in ♪</i>
- 1662
- 01:41:03,168 --> 01:41:05,126
- <i>♪ Believing in ♪</i>
- 1663
- 01:41:05,210 --> 01:41:08,585
- <i>♪ And it's all in the beholder's eye ♪</i>
- 1664
- 01:41:08,668 --> 01:41:10,710
- Get the drinks in for all!
- 1665
- 01:41:10,793 --> 01:41:13,043
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1666
- 01:41:13,126 --> 01:41:15,126
- <i>- ♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- - Whoo-hoo!
- 1667
- 01:41:15,210 --> 01:41:18,876
- <i>- ♪ We're on the road to nowhere ♪</i>
- - What'd I tell you, boys? A leap of faith!
- 1668
- 01:41:18,960 --> 01:41:20,293
- <i>♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪</i>
- 1669
- 01:41:20,376 --> 01:41:24,710
- <i>♪ It might be a ladder to the stars
- Who knows? ♪</i>
- 1670
- 01:41:24,793 --> 01:41:27,085
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1671
- 01:41:27,168 --> 01:41:30,585
- <i>♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1672
- 01:41:30,668 --> 01:41:33,251
- You're gonna be popular
- with the local tourist board.
- 1673
- 01:41:33,335 --> 01:41:36,710
- - Enough to be an honorary Cornishman?
- - No, you have to try harder than that.
- 1674
- 01:41:36,793 --> 01:41:38,335
- Danny!
- 1675
- 01:41:38,418 --> 01:41:40,626
- - Yeah?
- - Did you leave your car in the bay?
- 1676
- 01:41:40,710 --> 01:41:41,835
- Eh?
- 1677
- 01:41:41,918 --> 01:41:44,251
- Did you park your car down on the harbour?
- 1678
- 01:41:44,335 --> 01:41:45,960
- - Yeah.
- - Yeah?
- 1679
- 01:41:46,043 --> 01:41:48,668
- No! Oh, no, no, no!
- 1680
- 01:41:48,751 --> 01:41:51,085
- <i>♪ So raise a glass ♪</i>
- 1681
- 01:41:51,168 --> 01:41:53,793
- He's only parked his car
- down on the harbour!
- 1682
- 01:41:53,876 --> 01:41:56,126
- On the harbour?
- 1683
- 01:41:58,418 --> 01:42:00,710
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1684
- 01:42:00,793 --> 01:42:03,376
- <i>♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1685
- 01:42:03,460 --> 01:42:05,501
- <i>♪ We're on the road to nowhere ♪</i>
- 1686
- 01:42:05,585 --> 01:42:07,960
- <i>♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪</i>
- 1687
- 01:42:08,043 --> 01:42:11,668
- <i>♪ It might be a ladder to the stars ♪</i>
- 1688
- 01:42:11,751 --> 01:42:13,043
- <i>♪ Who knows? ♪</i>
- 1689
- 01:42:13,126 --> 01:42:14,918
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1690
- 01:42:15,001 --> 01:42:17,835
- <i>♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1691
- 01:42:17,918 --> 01:42:20,210
- He'd have bloody loved this.
- 1692
- 01:42:20,293 --> 01:42:23,001
- He would, my darlin'. He would.
- 1693
- 01:42:23,085 --> 01:42:26,626
- Now, let's go and have a look
- at that damn fool, shall we?
- 1694
- 01:42:26,710 --> 01:42:29,085
- Come on!
- 1695
- 01:42:29,168 --> 01:42:30,585
- <i>♪ Though it's gale force ♪</i>
- 1696
- 01:42:30,668 --> 01:42:32,835
- <i>♪ Let's steer a course ♪</i>
- 1697
- 01:42:32,918 --> 01:42:35,585
- <i>♪ For sanity ♪</i>
- 1698
- 01:42:37,710 --> 01:42:39,918
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1699
- 01:42:40,001 --> 01:42:42,043
- <i>♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1700
- 01:42:42,751 --> 01:42:45,460
- You're not the first
- to fall afoul of the sea,
- 1701
- 01:42:45,543 --> 01:42:47,793
- and you won't be the last.
- 1702
- 01:42:47,876 --> 01:42:50,585
- Just like King Canute!
- 1703
- 01:42:52,043 --> 01:42:54,543
- <i>- ♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- - What are we gonna do?
- 1704
- 01:42:54,626 --> 01:42:56,543
- - Nothing.
- <i>- ♪ You jokers and rogues ♪</i>
- 1705
- 01:42:56,626 --> 01:43:00,793
- When the tide goes out, we'll use
- Dad's old tractor to drag it back in.
- 1706
- 01:43:00,876 --> 01:43:03,585
- Engine'll be buggered, mind.
- 1707
- 01:43:03,668 --> 01:43:06,710
- <i>♪ Let's find out where it goes ♪</i>
- 1708
- 01:43:06,793 --> 01:43:10,001
- <i>- ♪ It might be a ladder to the stars ♪</i>
- - Well, I definitely can't go back now.
- 1709
- 01:43:10,085 --> 01:43:11,293
- <i>♪ Who knows? ♪</i>
- 1710
- 01:43:11,376 --> 01:43:13,585
- <i>♪ Come, all you no-hopers ♪</i>
- 1711
- 01:43:13,668 --> 01:43:16,126
- <i>♪ You jokers ♪</i>
- 1712
- 01:43:16,210 --> 01:43:19,751
- <i>♪ And rogues ♪</i>
- 1713
- 01:43:35,251 --> 01:43:40,751
- <i>♪ I wish I was a fisherman
- Tumblin' on the seas ♪</i>
- 1714
- 01:43:42,793 --> 01:43:47,585
- <i>♪ Far away from dry land
- And its bitter memories ♪</i>
- 1715
- 01:43:49,918 --> 01:43:54,751
- <i>♪ Castin' out my sweet line
- With abandonment and love ♪</i>
- 1716
- 01:43:56,793 --> 01:44:01,751
- <i>♪ No ceiling bearin' down on me
- Save the starry sky above ♪</i>
- 1717
- 01:44:01,835 --> 01:44:07,960
- <i>♪ With light in my head
- And you in my arms ♪</i>
- 1718
- 01:44:10,085 --> 01:44:11,460
- <i>Whoo!</i>
- 1719
- 01:44:20,210 --> 01:44:22,418
- <i>♪ What shall we do
- With the drunken sailor? ♪</i>
- 1720
- 01:44:22,501 --> 01:44:24,477
- <i>♪ What shall we do
- With the drunken sailor? ♪</i>
- 1721
- 01:44:24,501 --> 01:44:28,835
- <i>♪ What shall we do with the drunken sailor
- Early in the mornin'? ♪</i>
- 1722
- 01:44:28,918 --> 01:44:33,168
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1723
- 01:44:33,251 --> 01:44:37,376
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1724
- 01:44:37,460 --> 01:44:39,561
- <i>♪ Put him in a leaky boat
- And make him bail 'er ♪</i>
- 1725
- 01:44:39,585 --> 01:44:41,644
- <i>♪ Put him in a leaky boat
- And make him bail 'er ♪</i>
- 1726
- 01:44:41,668 --> 01:44:43,835
- <i>♪ Put him in a leaky boat
- And make him bail 'er ♪</i>
- 1727
- 01:44:43,918 --> 01:44:45,918
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1728
- 01:44:46,001 --> 01:44:50,168
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1729
- 01:44:50,251 --> 01:44:54,543
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1730
- 01:44:54,626 --> 01:44:56,668
- <i>♪ Put him in a corsair
- And make him pull 'er ♪</i>
- 1731
- 01:44:56,751 --> 01:44:58,852
- <i>♪ Put him in a corsair
- And make him pull 'er ♪</i>
- 1732
- 01:44:58,876 --> 01:45:00,960
- <i>♪ Put him in a corsair
- And make him pull 'er ♪</i>
- 1733
- 01:45:01,043 --> 01:45:03,043
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1734
- 01:45:03,126 --> 01:45:07,418
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1735
- 01:45:07,501 --> 01:45:11,710
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1736
- 01:45:11,793 --> 01:45:13,835
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig
- Until he's sober ♪</i>
- 1737
- 01:45:13,918 --> 01:45:15,960
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪</i>
- 1738
- 01:45:16,043 --> 01:45:18,001
- <i>♪ Put him in the brig until he's sober ♪</i>
- 1739
- 01:45:18,085 --> 01:45:20,293
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1740
- 01:45:20,376 --> 01:45:24,585
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1741
- 01:45:24,668 --> 01:45:28,793
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1742
- 01:45:38,585 --> 01:45:40,668
- <i>♪ Make him sleep
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1743
- 01:45:40,751 --> 01:45:42,811
- <i>♪ Make him sleep
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1744
- 01:45:42,835 --> 01:45:44,835
- <i>♪ Make him sleep
- With the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1745
- 01:45:44,918 --> 01:45:47,001
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1746
- 01:45:47,085 --> 01:45:51,293
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1747
- 01:45:51,376 --> 01:45:55,626
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1748
- 01:45:55,710 --> 01:45:57,751
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪</i>
- 1749
- 01:45:57,835 --> 01:45:59,918
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter? ♪</i>
- 1750
- 01:46:00,001 --> 01:46:02,043
- <i>♪ Have you seen the captain's daughter ♪</i>
- 1751
- 01:46:02,126 --> 01:46:04,251
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin'? ♪</i>
- 1752
- 01:46:04,335 --> 01:46:08,460
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises
- Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1753
- 01:46:08,543 --> 01:46:10,668
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1754
- 01:46:10,751 --> 01:46:14,710
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1755
- 01:46:15,210 --> 01:46:18,918
- <i>♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪</i>
- 1756
- 01:46:19,001 --> 01:46:22,001
- <i>♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪</i>
- 1757
- 01:46:22,085 --> 01:46:24,876
- <i>♪ Keelhaulin', keelhaulin' ♪</i>
- 1758
- 01:46:24,960 --> 01:46:27,501
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1759
- 01:46:27,585 --> 01:46:30,001
- <i>♪ Hooray, up she rises ♪</i>
- 1760
- 01:46:30,085 --> 01:46:32,543
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1761
- 01:46:32,626 --> 01:46:35,376
- <i>♪ Hooray, and up she rises ♪</i>
- 1762
- 01:46:35,460 --> 01:46:40,501
- <i>♪ Early in the mornin' ♪</i>
- 1763
- 01:46:51,043 --> 01:46:57,293
- <i>♪ For all the small people
- And the tall people ♪</i>
- 1764
- 01:46:58,835 --> 01:47:04,043
- <i>- ♪ For the dispossessed ♪
- - ♪ And the observers ♪</i>
- 1765
- 01:47:06,210 --> 01:47:12,668
- <i>♪ For all the brokenhearted
- And the recently departed ♪</i>
- 1766
- 01:47:13,835 --> 01:47:19,085
- <i>♪ For the unwashed and the unheard ♪</i>
- 1767
- 01:47:20,960 --> 01:47:24,543
- <i>♪ Mother Nature
- Don't draw straight lines ♪</i>
- 1768
- 01:47:24,626 --> 01:47:28,126
- <i>♪ Broken moulds in a grand design ♪</i>
- 1769
- 01:47:28,210 --> 01:47:32,126
- <i>♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪</i>
- 1770
- 01:47:33,168 --> 01:47:36,418
- <i>♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪</i>
- 1771
- 01:47:36,501 --> 01:47:40,001
- <i>♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪</i>
- 1772
- 01:47:42,001 --> 01:47:48,501
- <i>♪ For all the lonely faces
- In those empty spaces ♪</i>
- 1773
- 01:47:49,876 --> 01:47:55,543
- <i>- ♪ For the unloved ♪
- - ♪ And the denied ♪</i>
- 1774
- 01:47:57,293 --> 01:48:03,751
- <i>♪ For the little wheel
- Turning bigger deal ♪</i>
- 1775
- 01:48:04,710 --> 01:48:10,085
- <i>♪ For all dreams that bloom
- And those that die ♪</i>
- 1776
- 01:48:12,085 --> 01:48:15,501
- <i>♪ Mother Nature
- Don't draw straight lines ♪</i>
- 1777
- 01:48:15,585 --> 01:48:19,085
- <i>♪ Broken moulds in a grand design ♪</i>
- 1778
- 01:48:19,168 --> 01:48:23,085
- <i>♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪</i>
- 1779
- 01:48:24,126 --> 01:48:27,376
- <i>♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪</i>
- 1780
- 01:48:27,460 --> 01:48:30,960
- <i>♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪</i>
- 1781
- 01:48:42,835 --> 01:48:45,918
- <i>♪ It's why the oak tree bends ♪</i>
- 1782
- 01:48:46,001 --> 01:48:49,501
- <i>♪ In the wind that blows, my friend ♪</i>
- 1783
- 01:48:49,918 --> 01:48:55,126
- <i>♪ And the river finds its end in the sea ♪</i>
- 1784
- 01:48:55,210 --> 01:48:57,501
- <i>♪ Yes, it does ♪</i>
- 1785
- 01:48:59,210 --> 01:49:02,793
- <i>♪ Mother Nature
- Don't draw straight lines ♪</i>
- 1786
- 01:49:02,876 --> 01:49:06,376
- <i>♪ We're broken moulds in a grand design ♪</i>
- 1787
- 01:49:06,460 --> 01:49:10,376
- <i>♪ We look a mess, but we're doing fine ♪</i>
- 1788
- 01:49:11,418 --> 01:49:14,668
- <i>♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪</i>
- 1789
- 01:49:14,751 --> 01:49:18,043
- <i>♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪</i>
- 1790
- 01:49:18,126 --> 01:49:21,710
- <i>♪ Mother Nature
- Don't draw straight lines ♪</i>
- 1791
- 01:49:21,793 --> 01:49:25,293
- <i>♪ We're broken moulds in a grand design ♪</i>
- 1792
- 01:49:25,376 --> 01:49:29,293
- <i>♪ Let's stand up for one last time ♪</i>
- 1793
- 01:49:30,335 --> 01:49:34,668
- <i>♪ We're card carrying lifelong members ♪</i>
- 1794
- 01:49:35,835 --> 01:49:42,501
- <i>♪ Of the union of different kinds ♪</i>
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