Smoke and Mirrors

Anon was slumped over at his desk, groaning miserably. His boss had called him not long ago and practically screamed over something trivial; an event recurring so often to the point where giving him a pack of throat lozenge or an ENT referral were considered.

At least his shift was over. Leaning back and getting out of his chair, he prepared to clock out with the rest of his co-workers who were spared him a sympathetic look. Instead of just leaving right after that, he went to the back of the building to return some supplies he had borrowed earlier but what he saw when he opened the door there, caused said supplies to fall from his hands and crash to the floor unceremoniously.

There was some sort of fantastical forest instead which beguiled and subtly drew him in. He walked inside and wandered aimlessly for awhile until he awoke and realized his predicament. 'Okay, okay, it's fine. Just backtrack and it'll be fine'. So he kept thinking to himself over and over. But it was soon apparent that it wasn't fine and where was "back" anyway? Maybe he was trapped forever. Panic quickly set in as he ran around looking for anyone to help him.

Exhaustion was rearing its ugly head and he hadn't found anyone but some kind of smoke was drifting through the air gently, tickling his nose. There was nothing else of note around so he was guided toward it, choosing to deliberately ignore his thoughts getting hazier out of desperation. And before long, he finds her; some kind of giant caterpillar woman, sitting on a mushroom smoking calmly without a care in the world. Anon had never seen anyone or anything like it before and was pinning all his hopes of leaving on her

"E-Excuse me!" He shouts louder than intended, certainly getting her attention. "Can you please tell me how to leave wherever we are?"
She thoughtfully smiles and takes a deep hit from her hookah, then exhales. "A new arrival? Hello there, adorable human. Wonderland is what we call this place. But leaving is rarely so simple, I'm afraid."
She moves her upper body around and points to the left. "It could be over here" To the right. "Over there?" and finally points backwards "Or in that place?"
"So you have no idea."
"Not even a little bit" she answers and shrugs without missing a beat. "Only a Cheshire knows for sure. But where she is, is a guess to anyone.

The reason why he needed to get back was vague but it was still nagging at him.
"I'm sorry I couldn't help you" is what gets Anon out of rumination
"Oh, don't worry. But I'm not sure where to go or what to do from here"
She smokes again and motions for him to sit on her lap
"Why not just stay here? Maybe a Cheshire will come by and will be able to help you out."

The urge to keep looking for an exit was tempting but he knew it'd be pointless and the fatigue couldn't be ignored any longer. So he agreed.
She leaned forward picked him up and placing him on herself, the back of his head against and between her chest. Immediately he begins to sink into her, surprised by how comfortable he is, falling asleep as she runs her fingers through his hair.
Who knows how much time had passed? As soon as he woke up, he felt himself being moved around, face to face with her languid, lewd smile
"Good morning" is all she says before pulling in closer and kissing him again and again.

Her kiss is slow but passionate, maintaining eye contact the whole way through. Anon can't muster up any strength to resist and he suspects it wouldn't do him any good if he could.
"Apologies, but I couldn't hold back any more. You're just too irresistible; that blushing face is wonderful to behold."
There was no response from Anon, mouth agape which makes her kiss him some more.
Things calm down and she goes back to pampering him and inhaling deeply from her hookah
"I never understood you humans. Always running around here to there and there to here. Pushing yourselves so hard. You could just stay here if you want. I have plenty to share...hm?

She giggles when she notices what Anon was trying to hide "Need some help with that?" and presents herself to her
Of course,  Anon happily accepts the offer and gets busy and thoroughly enjoys himself.
Days and weeks and months pass but Anon never left, always at the Wonderworms side.
He had forgotten almost entirely everything from his old life except for his name. It was of no concern to him

One day a Cheshire cat happens by and makes small talk with the worm.
"I've never seen him before. Congrats on getting a hubby!"
"Thank you. I think he said something about wanting to leave but I'm not so sure that's true anymore" She said as she strokes her husbands chest as he sleeps peacefully.