Central Intelligence

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And now,
it's time for a breakdown.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht
showers here during first period.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why doesn't he just shower at home
like a normal person?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at him.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does anything about that
look normal to you?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, he's actually
a pretty good dancer.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, fuck that guy is different!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's wreck him.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey, Weird Dick!</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it is my pleasure
to announce that the winner</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>of the National High School
Student of the Year Award</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is none other than your very own</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>2-time student body president,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the captain of
Central High's All Valley track team,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>president of the drama club</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and the senior voted
"Most Likely to Succeed."</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I gotta tell you folks,
after 40 years as an educator,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>he is my favorite student.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I wish he were my son</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>if I were medically able to have children.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He's everybody's
favorite all-around guy...</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner! Come on!</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my goodness.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Wow! Wow, guys.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey! How about a hand
for Principal Kent, huh?</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Huh?</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Honestly, if my mom
was into white guys, it would be you.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I know it would, okay?</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Well, as we all know,
this is our last assembly,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which means this is the last time
in front of you guys</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that I'll be able to tell
the most beautiful girl in the world...</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that I love you. I love you, baby. I do.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm gonna put it in my pocket.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'll save it.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>All right, guys. We're seniors now.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And once we get those diplomas,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the decisions that we make after that
are all up to us.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't know what path
life is gonna take me on.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But I can promise you all this...</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That I, for one, will push myself</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>at every stage, at every step.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, I got one question to ask.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I got one question for
the graduating class of 1996</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and that's "Will you..."</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check out my Weird Dick!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey. Here, here, man.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, there's no coming back from that.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin Joyner, everybody,</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>voted "Most Likely to Succeed."</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!
Golden Jet! Golden Jet!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo. Check it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, come on, man.
I don't want to see that.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no, no, it's my dick.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what it is. I don't want to see it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hilarious.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I'm working on this new sexting app.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's kind of like Instagram, right?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, instead of filters,</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">it just makes your junk look huge.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, 3 to 6 inches bigger.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, and here's why...
- Sorry, hang on, one second.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just gonna...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, and send.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, you were saying something boring.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just sent a dick pic.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called dating, grandma. Look it up.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why are you all cranky-pants
this morning, huh?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted
instead of you?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ethan got promoted?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Youngest senior associate
in the history of the firm.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Corner office, the whole deal.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't he used to be your assistant?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who cares? Hey, you should
come to lunch with us.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll probably be good for you
to kiss the ring a bit.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Kiss the ring a bit"?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you play your chessboard
however you like, okay?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me, lunch today?
I'm gonna French kiss that thing.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aah...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't. I'm taking my wife
to lunch today, so...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Bummer for you.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you just get out of my face?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">#Blessed.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">To a guy I not only consider my coworker,</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">but my personal friend.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- To Ethan!
- Cheers!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you wanna move tables?
I know this kind of sucks.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. It doesn't suck.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, if I wanted to get
one of those ice teas</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I want most of it to be bourbon...
What is that called?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. How about we change the topic
to something a little more fun?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything else, please.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, how about...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is the dress
that I'm thinking about wearing.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, I want every single girl</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">to be jealous tomorrow night.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... I just don't want to go.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, it's our 20-year
high school reunion.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna go without you.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just changed my mind. That's all.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. I see.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're disappointed
about the promotion. I get it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not about the promotion.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, this has to do with me
not wanting to spend my Friday night</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">answering the
"What are you doing now?" question.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I'll get all night.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?"
"I'm an accountant."</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"An accountant? Really?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I thought you would be the governor, man.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted
'Most Likely to Succeed'?</font>

125
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">"I guess we missed that one."</font>

126
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this why you've been
so weird and moody lately?</font>

127
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause you're freaking out
about the reunion?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
- And what's the matter</font>

129
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">with being an accountant?
You love your job.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you love your job.</font>

131
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm good at my job.
It's not the same thing.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, that's not fair.</font>

133
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a partner at your firm.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Instead, I work
in a building with a giant,</font>

135
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">inflatable gorilla out in front of it.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I don't want to be
the guy that peaked in high school</font>

137
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">and, after he peaked,
his life went like this...</font>

138
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know the sound
that that thing makes,</font>

139
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">but you know what I'm trying to do.</font>

140
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the guy that went down, okay?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
- Then my life</font>

142
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">down here became a disappointment.</font>

143
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I'll be.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

146
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had no idea that your life with me</font>

147
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">was such a soundless,
crashing disappointment!</font>

148
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that.</font>

149
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's not... Don't do that.
- That's the sound.</font>

150
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">You want to know the sound
I'm about to make right now?</font>

151
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">The sound of me not going.</font>

152
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the sound I'm making.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not going.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mmm-mmm-mmm.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not going to that.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey.
- Girl, you scared me.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I did?
<i>- Yes. I thought that you were...</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... On the...</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry about lunch today.</font>

166
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm an idiot, babe.</font>

167
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even know
what's going on with me right now.</font>

168
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- I really don't.</i>
- Yeah?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Actually, honey,</font>

170
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">that's what I was calling
to talk to you about.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, honey, I think that
we should see someone.</font>

172
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean, "Someone"?
What do you mean?</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">See someone, like a therapist.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, black people don't go to therapy.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">We go to barbershops.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's where we talk out our problems.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
One or the other.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, my parents were really unhappy</font>

179
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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for a long time before they got divorced.</i></font>

180
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<font face="Comic Sans MS">And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
they would still be married.</font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I just want to nip this thing in the bud,
whatever it is.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't want to end up like my parents.</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Wassup?</i></font>

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<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Please, just do it for me,
if not for you.</i></font>

185
00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>All right. Uh...</i></font>

186
00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- When? When do you want to do it?
- <i>Really?</i></font>

187
00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The doctor said
he could see us at 6:00 p.m.</i></font>

188
00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... 6:00 p. m., when? Tonight?</font>

189
00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,271
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah, is that a problem?</font>

190
00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:53,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?</font>

191
00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, honey? Hello?</font>

192
00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, yeah.</font>

193
00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't. I already
made plans for tonight, baby.</font>

194
00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Plans with who?
- With Bob Stone.</font>

195
00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's Bob Stone?
That sounds like a fake name.</font>

196
00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. You remember
Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?</font>

197
00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

198
00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The guy who got beaten up
by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?</font>

199
00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

200
00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The kid that tried to rap along to
Coolio's 1, 2, 3, 4 at the talent show</font>

201
00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but then he kinda lost his way,
midway through</font>

202
00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">so he just started bopping his head,
and he stood there?</font>

203
00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Nothing.</font>

204
00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The guy who got thrown out the gym,
butt-ass-naked, senior year?</font>

205
00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, my God, yeah!</i></font>

206
00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why wouldn't you start with that?</font>

207
00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I thought that was kind of mean.
I don't know.</font>

208
00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He never came back
to school after that, right?</font>

209
00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, not for finals
or graduation or anything.</font>

210
00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Didn't he join the military or something?</i></font>

211
00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not sure.
I don't know if he did or not,</font>

212
00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"</font>

213
00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and apparently he's in town
for the high school reunion.</font>

214
00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He wants to go to dinner tonight,
and I kinda already said "yes."</i></font>

215
00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
<i>- If you want me to cancel,</i></font>

216
00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I will. You know?</font>

217
00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If that's what you want, I don't mind.</font>

218
00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-mmm. I mean,
it's a little weird, but whatever.</font>

219
00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll just see if the doctor
can fit us in tomorrow.</font>

220
00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- How about at lunch time?</i>
- Okay. All right, fine.</font>

221
00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, good. I love you.</i></font>

222
00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you, too, babe. I do.</font>

223
00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, my...
- What is that?</font>

224
00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
- Calvin? Are you...</font>

225
00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Love you. Bye-bye.</font>

226
00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

227
00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, stop!</font>

228
00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man. I...</font>

229
00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What's up, guys?</font>

230
00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Congratulations on that promotion, man.</font>

231
00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's quite the thing.</font>

232
00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.
Hey, that's not work appropriate.</font>

233
00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yup.</font>

234
00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not cool, man. Not cool.</font>

235
00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, forward that to me.</font>

236
00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>For real man,
seriously?</i></font>

237
00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Watch it, punk.</font>

238
00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse you, too.</font>

239
00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My man!</font>

240
00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Back the fuck up!</font>

241
00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Whoa!
- Back up, man!</font>

242
00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fine. I'll give you these fists.</font>

243
00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll fist your ass.</font>

244
00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin. It's me, Bob.</font>

245
00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? Sorry, do I know you?</font>

246
00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know...</font>

247
00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!</font>

248
00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you kidding? What?</font>

249
00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah!</font>

250
00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God, man, look at you!
You've lost, like, 200 pounds!</font>

251
00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see you gained it back in muscle.</font>

252
00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! You look great!</font>

253
00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, you look great!
- Stop it.</font>

254
00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you haven't changed
since high school, dude!</font>

255
00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,237
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you're just sexy as dick right now.</font>

256
00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't look somebody
in the eyes and say that.</font>

257
00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, let's get hammered.</font>

258
00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got an early day at work,
so I'll probably...</font>

259
00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, come on, I'm buying!</font>

260
00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>

261
00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>

262
00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man. I am blown away right now.</font>

263
00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.</font>

264
00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,870
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you!
This is like a total transformation.</font>

265
00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You look like Hercules or somebody.</font>

266
00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What did you do? Come on, give it to me.</font>

267
00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I didn't do much, really.
- Stop it.</font>

268
00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,831
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. I just did one thing.</font>

269
00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I need to know.</font>

270
00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I worked out 6 hours a day, every day,</font>

271
00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for the last 20 years straight.</font>

272
00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I mean, anybody can do it, right?
- Yeah.</font>

273
00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You know, I've gotten into hot yoga.</font>

274
00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I started doing some sessions.</font>

275
00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-huh.</font>

276
00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice unicorn, man.</font>

277
00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah,
I'm big-time into 'corns.</font>

278
00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So magical, right?</font>

279
00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, they're the most
lethal animal on the planet.</font>

280
00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go.</font>

281
00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys, my name's Lexi.</font>

282
00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just let me know if you need anything.</font>

283
00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

284
00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, like, anything at all.</font>

285
00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okie-dokie.</font>

286
00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?</font>

287
00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, no. You know...
- I wasn't talking to you.</font>

288
00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. I don't do that.</font>

289
00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just catching up
with an old friend from high school.</font>

290
00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw. You're so sweet.</font>

291
00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think unicorns are sexy, too.</font>

292
00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That must happen to you
all the time, right?</font>

293
00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, nah.</font>

294
00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, all that meaningless sex is just...</font>

295
00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not my bag anymore, CJ.</font>

296
00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, now, I'm looking for
more of an emotional connection.</font>

297
00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The next woman I lay with,</font>

298
00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS">she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,</font>

299
00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">just as much as she is on the outside.</font>

300
00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, wait. Whatever happened</font>

301
00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to that girl that you liked
in high school?</font>

302
00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God, man. The "Doogie Howser" girl.</font>

303
00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,911
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She was 14, but somehow she was a senior.</font>

304
00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She wore a cape.</font>

305
00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Darla McGuckian.
- Darla McGuckian.</font>

306
00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Yucky Gucky."</font>

307
00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?
- Two of 'em.</font>

308
00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>

309
00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, but listen,
I don't wanna talk about me.</font>

310
00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanna talk about you.</font>

311
00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I heard that
you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.</font>

312
00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah.</font>

313
00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, man, right after college.</font>

314
00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! The prettiest girl in school,
and the coolest guy in school!</font>

315
00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man, I got lucky.</font>

316
00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, you guys are like
a power couple, dude!</font>

317
00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
- Yes!</font>

318
00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're like Taylor Swift
and whoever she's dating right now.</font>

319
00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,068
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Power.
- Uh, thanks!</font>

320
00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You guys got kids?</font>

321
00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No kids yet.</font>

322
00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We planned on it after college,</font>

323
00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but Maggie went to law school,
I kept changing jobs.</font>

324
00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, having kids just
isn't in our cards right now.</font>

325
00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not at this point, that's all.</font>

326
00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, okay.
- Yeah.</font>

327
00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't wanna talk about
me and Maggie and myself.</font>

328
00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What about you? What are you doing?</font>

329
00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't even ask you, man.
What do you do for work?</font>

330
00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a government contractor.</font>

331
00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, that's cool.
Like, what, buildings and stuff?</font>

332
00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, sort of.</font>

333
00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I kinda just got fired.</font>

334
00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,596
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man.
- Oh, it's okay.</font>

335
00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Screw those guys, anyway.
They're way too corporate.</font>

336
00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause dudes like me and you,
I mean, we're alpha dogs, right?</font>

337
00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, we're pathfinders
and trailblazers.</font>

338
00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And we don't listen
to what anyone tells us, right?</font>

339
00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, right.
- Yeah.</font>

340
00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, come on, man,
I sorta path-find a little bit</font>

341
00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">along certain preapproved parameters
that are given to me.</font>

342
00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm willing to path-find
but it's all about how it's set up.</font>

343
00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But within the box that I have, I go nuts.
You'll be surprised.</font>

344
00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a guy tell me the other day,</font>

345
00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hey, Calvin, you know,
I need those accounting numbers back</font>

346
00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"from, you know, the file."</font>

347
00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I said, "Go fuck yourself, Jim."
- Yeah.</font>

348
00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't say it
because I wasn't in my box,</font>

349
00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- but I thought about it.
- Exactly! Yeah! Yeah!</font>

350
00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got an idea. Let's do shots!</font>

351
00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

352
00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.</font>

353
00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't had shots
in almost 10 years, man.</font>

354
00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? Come on, we have to!
We're celebrating!</font>

355
00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Celebrating what?</font>

356
00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Celebrating that I'm hanging
with the coolest kid in high school.</font>

357
00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stop it.
- Calvin Joyner!</font>

358
00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Golden Jet.</font>

359
00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got to be shitting me. Wow!</font>

360
00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't... God!</font>

361
00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's been forever since I heard that, man!</font>

362
00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll do one.
- All right!</font>

363
00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- One shot.
- Shots!</font>

364
00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. One shot.</font>

365
00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while.</font>

366
00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! You remember this?</font>

367
00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This was the jammy-jam!</font>

368
00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that? Is that a fanny pack, Bob?</font>

369
00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?</font>

370
00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's okay.</font>

371
00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got two at home. I'll hook you up.</font>

372
00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Leather pack for The Jet.</font>

373
00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fanny!</font>

374
00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>

375
00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell did I get myself into?</font>

376
00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.</font>

377
00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, sir, somebody's
actually sitting there.</font>

378
00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, someone was.
- No! Hey, man!</font>

379
00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you don't see
the sweatshirt right here?</font>

380
00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Man, somebody's sitting here.
- Move your meat, lose your seat.</font>

381
00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, you don't
have to be a dick about it.</font>

382
00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Somebody's sitting in the chair.</font>

383
00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bro, are you seriously
gonna go there, bro?</font>

384
00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause there's only one way back, bro.</font>

385
00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Through intensive care, bro.</font>

386
00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Was that the last "bro"?
'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.</font>

387
00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That supposed to be funny?</font>

388
00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Dude...
- You a comedian now?</font>

389
00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause you don't look like
Dane Cook to me, bro.</font>

390
00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, now!</font>

391
00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the rumpus?</font>

392
00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know...
There's no problem, man.</i></font>

393
00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,281
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let's just go to another table.
Get your jacket. Let's go.</i></font>

394
00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, we're not gonna go anywhere.
- Listen to your pussy friend.</font>

395
00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those gym muscles
aren't scaring anybody, pal.</font>

396
00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, these?
- Let's just go. It's okay.</font>

397
00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,108
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, we're not gonna go.
This man insulted you.</font>

398
00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And we're not gonna leave
until he apologizes.</font>

399
00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay.
- Hey, we got a problem here?</font>

400
00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
- Yeah, we got a big problem.</font>

401
00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your friend, here,
really insulted my friend</font>

402
00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he needs to apologize.</font>

403
00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't think he does.</font>

404
00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He doesn't.</i></font>

405
00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, you know what, man?</i></font>

406
00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I think this whole situation's
getting a little out of control.</i></font>

407
00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I can fix this whole thing.</i></font>

408
00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions."</font>

409
00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's got four cheeses!
Let's eat 'em together.</font>

410
00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know what? You take them.</i></font>

411
00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go.</font>

412
00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet.</font>

413
00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This whole thing will be over in a jiff.</font>

414
00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, how about this?</font>

415
00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you and your boyfriend
apologize to Big Rick here</font>

416
00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and then go jerk each other
in the parking lot?</font>

417
00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a lot...</font>

418
00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You're right, CJ.</font>

419
00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a lot of homophobia
coming out of a very angry man.</font>

420
00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You need to go get that looked at
by a trained professional.</i></font>

421
00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, since you have
escalated this whole scenario</font>

422
00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">by bringing what I can only assume</font>

423
00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is an unlicensed firearm
into this public place,</i></font>

424
00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">endangering the lives
of all these innocent people,</font>

425
00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can no longer,
in good conscience, walk away</font>

426
00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.</font>

427
00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.</font>

428
00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's time for you to get out of here, pal.</font>

429
00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>

430
00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's four of us, tough guy.</font>

431
00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I got that.</font>

432
00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Before
this whole thing goes down,</font>

433
00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">you should know one thing about me.</font>

434
00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>

435
00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like bullies.</font>

436
00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go, Jet.</font>

437
00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,348
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes.</font>

438
00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic.</font>

439
00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>

440
00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell was that?</font>

441
00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, that was amazing!
I've never seen anything like that!</font>

442
00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You took the one guy,
you hit him like this.</font>

443
00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He couldn't breathe.</font>

444
00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I sat there, I'm looking at him...</font>

445
00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You talkin' to him like,
"I don't like bullies."</font>

446
00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was like, "That's not a good line."
But it was!</font>

447
00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't even know you could fight!</font>

448
00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,
and it totally worked!</font>

449
00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were like Jason Bourne,
man, but with jorts!</font>

450
00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you do that?
Where'd you learn that stuff?</font>

451
00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I took a couple classes at work.</font>

452
00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hope I didn't go too far.</font>

453
00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.</font>

454
00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ruin my night?
No! It was the coolest thing ever, man!</font>

455
00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Really?
- Yes!</font>

456
00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To see my boy go in and whoop ass
on those idiots back there.</font>

457
00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, that was amazing!</font>

458
00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, we're boys?</font>

459
00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, we boys.</font>

460
00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. I...</font>

461
00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Never had a boy.</font>

462
00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's awesome! Come here!
- Oh, wait.</font>

463
00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop. What's going on, man?</font>

464
00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm a hugger!
- What're you doing?</font>

465
00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! I got an idea.
Let's roll. Here's my bike.</font>

466
00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait. That's your bike?</font>

467
00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Kawasaki 800!</font>

468
00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what the bike is.</font>

469
00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had the same bike in high school, man.</font>

470
00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You still ride?
<i>- No, man.</i></font>

471
00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't ridden a bike in years!</font>

472
00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, let's roll.</font>

473
00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where? Where you trying to go?</font>

474
00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet.</font>

475
00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, why not? Why not?</font>

476
00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">After this... Yeah, okay!</font>

477
00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's roll.</font>

478
00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa!
Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!</font>

479
00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, hey, hey!</font>

480
00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>God, this is so crazy, man.</i></font>

481
00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This brings back so many memories.</i></font>

482
00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know, CJ.</font>

483
00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, high school
wasn't easy for me, man.</font>

484
00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know if you know this,</font>

485
00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I didn't have many friends back then.</font>

486
00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

487
00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Really?
- No.</font>

488
00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know why I thought...</font>

489
00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">True story.</font>

490
00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I thought high school
was gonna be like Sixteen Candles</font>

491
00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.</font>

492
00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sure, things were difficult
in the beginning,</i></font>

493
00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>but then, by the end,</i></font>

494
00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">everything worked out.</font>

495
00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And Jake Ryan picked her up
in that red Porsche.</font>

496
00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>

497
00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You ever see that movie?</font>

498
00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm black, so I don't know the...</font>

499
00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You gotta see it, dude.</i></font>

500
00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Total classic.
It's my favorite all-time movie.</font>

501
00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then I realized high school
was nothing like Sixteen Candles.</font>

502
00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.</font>

503
00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.</i></font>

504
00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the thing. For me, I...</font>

505
00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What's going on?</i></font>

506
00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, wow.</font>

507
00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man, I just wanna say that
I'm really sorry</font>

508
00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">about what Trevor and those guys
did to you back then.</font>

509
00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No biggie. I don't even
think about it anymore. No.</font>

510
00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, good.</font>

511
00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Here's the secret.
You know what I did, Jet?</font>

512
00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I took all that stuff
and I balled it up real tight</font>

513
00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and then I shoved it way down deep.</font>

514
00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I just pretty much ignore it.</font>

515
00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, that sounds
really unhealthy, Bob.</font>

516
00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I gotta tell you.</font>

517
00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were the only one
who helped me out that day.</font>

518
00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In the gym? Remember that?</font>

519
00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you gave me your letterman's jacket!</font>

520
00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, not for nothing,
but I never got that jacket back, man.</font>

521
00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Huh!</font>

522
00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really? Strange.</font>

523
00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you</font>

524
00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for what you did for me that day.</font>

525
00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was really cool of you, Jet.</font>

526
00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, man.
It was the right thing to do, you know?</font>

527
00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You wanna hear something weird?
- What?</font>

528
00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have not been naked since that day.</font>

529
00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, not in front of anyone.</font>

530
00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Never.</font>

531
00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, you're telling me
that for the last 20 years,</i></font>

532
00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>you've never been seen
in your birthday suit?</i></font>

533
00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
- So, what about when you have sex?</font>

534
00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I keep it pitch-black,
just like Vin Diesel.</font>

535
00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

536
00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I've been wondering,
whatever happened to Trevor anyway?</font>

537
00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did he get hit by a bus
or ripped apart by dogs</font>

538
00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">or die slowly of anything?</font>

539
00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, no.
He's a bigtime investment banker downtown.</font>

540
00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, hey, cool.
- Yeah.</font>

541
00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good for him, man.</font>

542
00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob, look,
if you ever wanna talk, I'm here.</font>

543
00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I don't mind, you know?</font>

544
00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't mind at all, if you wanna...</font>

545
00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

546
00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa.</font>

547
00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is all our stuff from our year!</font>

548
00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Must be getting ready
for the reunion tomorrow night.</font>

549
00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man. Let's get out of here.</font>

550
00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? No! "Get out..."
Look, you're all over this!</font>

551
00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at this.
Basketball, baseball, cross country.</font>

552
00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hamlet.</i></font>

553
00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Prom King.</font>

554
00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's Darla McGuckian.</font>

555
00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.</i></font>

556
00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is like the Guinness Book
of Golden Jet Records right there.</font>

557
00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see that.</font>

558
00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">To be honest with you,
I don't even recognize this guy anymore.</font>

559
00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This guy, here, he was gonna...</i></font>

560
00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He was gonna conquer the world.</i></font>

561
00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If 18-year-old me could see me now,</font>

562
00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he'd probably think I was a total loser.</font>

563
00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? That's crazy talk!</font>

564
00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're The Golden Jet, dude!
- Stop.</font>

565
00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, Bob. Spare me
with The Golden Jet shit.</font>

566
00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
I'm an accountant.</font>

567
00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my reality.</font>

568
00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought
I was meant for more, you know?</font>

569
00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>My life would be something special.</i></font>

570
00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how they say every man
is the hero of his own story?</font>

571
00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Was that in <i>Twilight?</i></font>

572
00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't think that's where it's from.</font>

573
00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But those books are cool, right? Vampires!</font>

574
00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And there's a wolf-boy.</font>

575
00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:21,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not... I'm not talking
about Twilight, Bob, okay?</font>

576
00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm talking about the fact that
I don't feel like</font>

577
00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the hero of my own story. That's...</font>

578
00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you not the hero
of your own story?</font>

579
00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one else can be!</font>

580
00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man.</font>

581
00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner</font>

582
00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">not feeling like he's a hero...</font>

583
00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's crazy talk, man.</font>

584
00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, it's not.</font>

585
00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You were the best thing about high school.</font>

586
00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll always believe in you.</font>

587
00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, do you remember
those backflips you used to do?</font>

588
00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The crowd would go crazy!
I was there, too.</font>

589
00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was, like, "What? How's he do that?"</font>

590
00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you do that?</font>

591
00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I just did it, man.</font>

592
00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Exactly.</font>

593
00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, do it now.</font>

594
00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. You're crazy! No.</font>

595
00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>

596
00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What're you talking about? What's what?</font>

597
00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
- No, stop it.</font>

598
00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
- Okay, stop it!</font>

599
00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
- All right.</font>

600
00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!</font>

601
00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna stop until
you do The Golden Jet flip!</font>

602
00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!</font>

603
00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, everybody, settle down.
Settle down!</font>

604
00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,</font>

605
00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.</font>

606
00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You go, girl!</font>

607
00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>

608
00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was so close, Jet.</font>

609
00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, buddy. Come on.</font>

610
00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They must have just waxed these floors.</font>

611
00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was definitely a first, man.</font>

612
00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man, I am beat.</font>

613
00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

614
00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Jet!</font>

615
00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I had a great time tonight.</font>

616
00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>

617
00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?
I had a good time, too, man.</font>

618
00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I feel like I needed this, you know?</font>

619
00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!</font>

620
00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>

621
00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My pleasure, amigo. Any time.</font>

622
00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, if there's ever anything
I can do for you, just say the word.</font>

623
00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. You really mean that?</font>

624
00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

625
00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't gonna bring it up,
but I might as well.</font>

626
00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lately, I've been having this problem
with my payroll account. And...</font>

627
00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all screwed up, somehow.</font>

628
00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was overseas
working for a while before I got fired.</font>

629
00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, it's kinda like
a forensic international account thingy</font>

630
00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which, I think,
is kind of your specialty, right?</font>

631
00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um...</font>

632
00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, no, it is.
I'll take a look at that for you.</font>

633
00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You would? You would do that for me?</i></font>

634
00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got the login info,
if you wanna crack open your computer,</font>

635
00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,268
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we can do this!</font>

636
00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you mean now?</font>

637
00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's awesome! Yeah!
- Okay.</font>

638
00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Look at this!
- Hey, Bob...</font>

639
00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>

640
00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!</font>

641
00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie's sleeping.</font>

642
00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow.</font>

643
00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a pretty serious international
account dossier you've got here.</font>

644
00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right? I just want to make sure
everything was hunky-dory.</font>

645
00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Going to your router.</font>

646
00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you're talking to me.</font>

647
00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bingo. I'm in.</font>

648
00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. That's great, Jet.
Thank you, man!</font>

649
00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, just looking at it first-hand,</font>

650
00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it kinda looks like it's a bunch of
off-shore escrow accounts.</i></font>

651
00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">These have been backwashed into</font>

652
00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">a series of domestic dummy accounts
for some reason.</font>

653
00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
You have China,</font>

654
00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Syria, Iran.</i></font>

655
00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is an auction site, Bob!</i></font>

656
00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">These are bids. All of these.</font>

657
00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is hundreds of millions
of dollars in bids, right here.</font>

658
00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And judging by this clock, here,</font>

659
00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.</i></font>

660
00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Whoa!</i></font>

661
00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What the hell? Why?
- What did...</font>

662
00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
- Bob!</font>

663
00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, I'm so sorry! Oh, man.</font>

664
00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm all thumbs.
- It's my computer!</font>

665
00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry.
- No! Please, Bob.</font>

666
00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry, Jet.
- Leave it. I got it.</font>

667
00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine, Bob. It's fine. Just leave it.</font>

668
00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The worst!</font>

669
00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God!</font>

670
00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What the hell was that on that site?</font>

671
00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That didn't have
anything to do with payroll.</font>

672
00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,271
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I've never seen that before.</font>

673
00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That was crazy.</i></font>

674
00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's figure it out tomorrow
when we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.</font>

675
00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you say, CJ? I am beat.</font>

676
00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, do you mind if I crash here?</font>

677
00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um...</font>

678
00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

679
00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me go grab some blankets.</font>

680
00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.</font>

681
00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, well, you can keep those.</font>

682
00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are... Those are officially yours.</font>

683
00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

684
00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right.
- Oh.</font>

685
00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.</font>

686
00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.</font>

687
00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You need anything else? You're okay?</font>

688
00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't believe I'm having a sleepover
at Calvin Joyner's house right now.</font>

689
00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is blowing my mind!</font>

690
00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

691
00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, good night, Bob.</font>

692
00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night, Jet.</font>

693
00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Me?</i></font>

694
00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah, you.</i></font>

695
00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>

696
00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,988
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One second.</font>

697
00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on.</font>

698
00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, may I help you?</font>

699
00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, my name is Pamela Harris,</font>

700
00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency.</font>

701
00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you had any contact with this man?</font>

702
00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, yeah, he's on my...
He's on my couch, sleeping.</font>

703
00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's in the house.</font>

704
00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's going on? Hey!</font>

705
00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me. Excuse me!</font>

706
00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's fled.</font>

707
00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>

708
00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's on the move.</font>

709
00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me! What...</font>

710
00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, hey! Excuse me!</font>

711
00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...and voice chatter in the vicinity.
- <i>Hello! Excuse me!</i></font>

712
00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,281
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If he's in the wind again,
it's gonna be your ass. Go now.</font>

713
00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hello!
- Alert Langley, asset uncontained.</font>

714
00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me!</font>

715
00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I help you?
- Hello!</font>

716
00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my house. Is something going on?</font>

717
00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, Mr. Joyner,
your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht,</font>

718
00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden,
AKA Bob Jet,</font>

719
00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">is wanted for murder and treason</font>

720
00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and is presently in possession
of highly classified state secrets</font>

721
00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which he intends to sell to our enemies.</font>

722
00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

723
00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,588
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if he succeeds, it's gonna spark
a chain reaction of geopolitical events</font>

724
00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that most of our predictive models</font>

725
00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">place somewhere between
World War III and outright Armageddon.</font>

726
00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, yeah, I guess you could say
something is going on.</font>

727
00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you mind?</font>

728
00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Creamer's in the fridge. What?</font>

729
00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't need it.</font>

730
00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What I do need is information.</font>

731
00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need you to tell me
everything and anything</font>

732
00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">about your contact with Agent Stone.</font>

733
00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Agent Stone?
- Bob, your friend Bob.</font>

734
00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,077
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. Stay with me, please.</font>

735
00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I think there's a misunderstanding.</font>

736
00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, he is not my friend.</font>

737
00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why did he list you
as his emergency contact</font>

738
00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">in all his personnel forms?</font>

739
00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry... He what?</font>

740
00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,
or family of any kind.</font>

741
00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are the only person</font>

742
00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he listed in his personal references.</font>

743
00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh...</font>

744
00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's crazy, all right?
I barely even know the guy.</font>

745
00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why was he sleeping on your couch?</font>

746
00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because we went out
and had drinks last night.</font>

747
00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, so you went out drinking
with your non-friend?</font>

748
00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

749
00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, let's... You're not...</font>

750
00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Time out.</font>

751
00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm pressing the time out button.</font>

752
00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? You guys barged in my house.
I pay my taxes.</font>

753
00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So you're not gonna come here
and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?</font>

754
00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the first thing.
Now, if you want to get into facts...</font>

755
00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna talk about facts?</font>

756
00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Facebook's fault.</font>

757
00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you familiar with Facebook?</font>

758
00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We surveil it.</font>

759
00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He sent me a friend request.</font>

760
00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how this whole thing started.</font>

761
00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you accepted?</font>

762
00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that. Don't do that to me.</font>

763
00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You give me a second. Okay?
Don't fire back like that.</font>

764
00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">First of all,
fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?</font>

765
00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I accepted because it was Facebook.</font>

766
00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's rude when you don't accept it</font>

767
00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I don't know
if the person on the other end</font>

768
00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">can see me not accept it.
That's why I accepted.</font>

769
00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?</font>

770
00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it hot?</font>

771
00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you getting hot?
Because I'm getting hot.</font>

772
00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna take off my jacket</font>

773
00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">because that makes me look guilty.</font>

774
00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?</font>

775
00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this what a guilty man would do?</font>

776
00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look how comfortable I am.</font>

777
00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna lean up against this counter,
and I'm not gonna sweat.</font>

778
00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna...
I'm not gonna look flustered at all.</font>

779
00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm... Bring it.</font>

780
00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What you want to know?</font>

781
00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm?</font>

782
00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Mr. Joyner.
- Yeah.</font>

783
00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,911
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic.</font>

784
00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're lucky to be alive.
- Okay, listen to me.</font>

785
00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Agent Harris, I don't know this man.</font>

786
00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's just a little weird kid
that I knew in high school.</font>

787
00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He used to put Rice Krispies Treats
in my locker.</font>

788
00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't.</font>

789
00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't in carbs back then</font>

790
00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'cause I didn't want that weight
going to my hips.</font>

791
00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">As a man, you don't want big hips,
especially in high school.</font>

792
00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bottom line,
I have no allegiance to this man.</font>

793
00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Zero ties, okay?</font>

794
00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All ties are cut.</font>

795
00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I cut them, so this is me and you.</font>

796
00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So don't put me and him...</font>

797
00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I ain't in this shit, okay?</font>

798
00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.</font>

799
00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, I need a second.</font>

800
00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta step outside.
I gotta take a shit.</font>

801
00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a lot.</font>

802
00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got to go. Just give me a second, man!</font>

803
00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll be waiting.
- Jesus Christ!</font>

804
00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All teams be advised,
we're Oscar Mike with the bait.</font>

805
00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, did you just
call me "the bait"?</font>

806
00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>

807
00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,176
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you did.
She just called me the bait.</font>

808
00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why am I the bait?</font>

809
00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, that doesn't sound like
something I'd ever say.</font>

810
00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,190
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You just said it.
- What's going on here?</font>

811
00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,998
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.</font>

812
00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a matter of national security.</font>

813
00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,828
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, right! I love it.</font>

814
00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What is this? Like a strippergram thing
to suck up to Ethan?</font>

815
00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Gotta love strippers. So dirty.</font>

816
00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Show us your tits! Show us your tits!</font>

817
00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, let's see some titty!</font>

818
00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This you?
- Yeah, right here.</font>

819
00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,833
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did this to yourself.</font>

820
00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Small.
- Yeah.</font>

821
00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my wife.</font>

822
00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, it is my legal obligation
to inform you</font>

823
00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that you are now a part of
a highly classified covert action.</font>

824
00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, say hello to your wife
and then get off the phone.</font>

825
00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Am I clear?</i></font>

826
00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't tell my wife shit. Got it.</font>

827
00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't tell your wife shit.</font>

828
00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What line?
- Line one.</font>

829
00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Mags.
Hey, I can't really talk right now, babe.</font>

830
00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I got a lot going on.
- Okay, okay. I get it. You're hungover.</font>

831
00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen, Dr. Dan can see us today at lunch.</font>

832
00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Wait a minute, Dr. Dan?
<i>- The therapist, remember?</i></font>

833
00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, I'm thinking we should just
meet at home and go together. Thank you.</font>

834
00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go. Go on,
and I'll just see you there, okay?</font>

835
00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But I got to really go, babe.</font>

836
00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm slammed in here.
So, I gotta get off the phone.</font>

837
00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right. Jeez! Is everything okay?
<i>- Everything is fine, babe.</i></font>

838
00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta keep the line clear.
I love you. Bye, I gotta go.</font>

839
00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Love you. Bye.</font>

840
00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>

841
00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hmm." What?</font>

842
00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm an expert in speech pathology
and psycho-lingual subtext.</font>

843
00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your wife is not fulfilled
in your relationship.</font>

844
00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, what?</font>

845
00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,759
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Also, she wants to have a baby.</font>

846
00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are you getting...</font>

847
00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, Accounting.</font>

848
00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.</font>

849
00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin?</i></font>

850
00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Bob! It's Bob!</font>

851
00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,148
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Act natural.</font>

852
00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin. Is that you?</i></font>

853
00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Are you there?</i></font>

854
00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, hey. Well, yeah.</font>

855
00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, wassup?</font>

856
00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What up, Bobby-o?</font>

857
00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you quite well?</font>

858
00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm in big trouble.</i></font>

859
00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, God! I screwed up.
I screwed up big time.</i></font>

860
00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We gotta talk. Can you meet me?</i></font>

861
00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sure. Yeah. Where?
Where do you want me to meet you?</font>

862
00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm in the stairwell of your building,
two flights down.</i></font>

863
00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stairwell?
<i>- Hurry!</i></font>

864
00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
- Move, move!</font>

865
00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Alert Charlie team.</font>

866
00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here?</font>

867
00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">As long as Bob Stone
is in the building, no one's safe.</font>

868
00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get back in your office now!</font>

869
00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay!</font>

870
00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good news is we heard her, guys.</font>

871
00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, everybody, let's all just stay calm.</font>

872
00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">As long as... As long... Shit!</font>

873
00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell is going on?</font>

874
00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Relax.
- Hey.</font>

875
00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great job at
getting them out of here, Jet.</font>

876
00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, Bob!
- That's teamwork!</font>

877
00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait! How did you... What did you just do?</font>

878
00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a tradecraft, buddy.</font>

879
00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Spoiler alert...</font>

880
00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm in the CIA.</font>

881
00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no shit!</font>

882
00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone?</font>

883
00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You about to turn my phone
into a bomb, aren't you?</font>

884
00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've seen <i>Homeland.</i>
So I know what they do.</font>

885
00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Homeland?
No, I'm ordering us an Uber.</font>

886
00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">6 minutes. That's kinda tight.</font>

887
00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna need your tie.</font>

888
00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna... No!</font>

889
00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Your necktie, take it off.
- No,</font>

890
00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not taking my tie off!
- Come on, Jet!</font>

891
00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that. Don't do that.</font>

892
00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's good. Save it, save it, save it.</font>

893
00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Save it, Jet.</font>

894
00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- There we go, just right over here.
- Fine, take it, take it.</font>

895
00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can have it. Okay, that...
Listen to me. Listen.</font>

896
00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop. Stop!</font>

897
00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need to know
what is happening, right now.</font>

898
00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay. You know what?
Moving too fast.</font>

899
00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bottom line, are you in or you out?</font>

900
00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you... In or out of what?</font>

901
00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-mmm. No time
for questions, just action.</font>

902
00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- In or out?
- Okay, then I'm out.</font>

903
00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, Jet.
Actually, you're already in.</font>

904
00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why would you ask me?</font>

905
00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I thought
you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"</font>

906
00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And we would've had a really cool moment,</font>

907
00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but you kinda ruined the whole thing.</font>

908
00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I ruined...</font>

909
00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, okay, okay.</i></font>

910
00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen to me right now.</font>

911
00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob, I don't know what it is
that you're into</i></font>

912
00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>but what I do know is that</i></font>

913
00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am really, really 100% out!</font>

914
00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you understand that?</font>

915
00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- God, you are good!
- What?</font>

916
00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club
for a reason, folks!</font>

917
00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're like a snack-size Denzel.
- Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.</font>

918
00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not a game.</font>

919
00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm being serious right now.</font>

920
00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm out!</font>

921
00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Okay.</font>

922
00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,</font>

923
00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but if you're out, you're out.</font>

924
00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you! I'm out!</font>

925
00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just happy that we can communicate</font>

926
00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">openly and honestly.</font>

927
00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think it says a lot
about our relationship.</font>

928
00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, hold up, wait.
What're you doing? Oh, my God!</font>

929
00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's the thing, though.</font>

930
00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's only one way for you to get out.</font>

931
00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>

932
00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta get in first.</font>

933
00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What is it that...</font>

934
00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what! Take my gun, Jet,</font>

935
00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we may have to kill some people.</font>

936
00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, it's not gonna bite you.
- I will do no such thing.</font>

937
00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you'll like it.</font>

938
00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I will not!
- You're gonna need it.</font>

939
00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,908
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna need it! He's in here!</font>

940
00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet.</font>

941
00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's in there! Bob's in there!</font>

942
00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a gun! He's got a gun!</font>

943
00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Down, down, get down!
- Move, move, move!</font>

944
00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. I'm gonna need
your improv skills.</font>

945
00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

946
00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hostage role-play, you ready?
- No!</font>

947
00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sweet, let's go.
<i>- No, I said no!</i></font>

948
00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said no!</font>

949
00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a hostage!</font>

950
00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

951
00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed!</font>

952
00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>

953
00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:00,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There we go, Jet!</font>

954
00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>

955
00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Shoot!</font>

956
00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>

957
00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hang tight, Jet!
- No, I'm not doing anything!</font>

958
00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop including me in your stuff!</font>

959
00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!</font>

960
00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>

961
00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're doing a great job, Jet.
Just give me a second, okay?</font>

962
00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>

963
00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He got a coffee pot!</font>

964
00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He got a banana!</font>

965
00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh!</font>

966
00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Freeze!</font>

967
00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,278
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, help!</font>

968
00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

969
00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet, help.</font>

970
00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, man, I'm not helping you!</font>

971
00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>

972
00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give me the gun!
- Stop it!</font>

973
00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stop resisting!
- No, let me go!</font>

974
00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!</font>

975
00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>

976
00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That was an accident!
- Don't move!</font>

977
00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, stop! Listen to me!</font>

978
00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go.</font>

979
00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait! Come on! What are you... Ah!</font>

980
00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man!</font>

981
00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This has gotta stop! Okay?</font>

982
00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Shit!</i></font>

983
00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>

984
00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, God!
- Show us your hands!</font>

985
00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Drop your weapon!
- Do it now!</font>

986
00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ow.</font>

987
00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>

988
00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's over, Bob. Give up.</font>

989
00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I can't do that, Pam.</font>

990
00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.</i></font>

991
00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just like Caracas.</font>

992
00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Caracas would've worked
if you trusted me like Calvin trusts me.</font>

993
00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No.</font>

994
00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is not true. I do not trust him!</font>

995
00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I do not trust him at all.
As a matter of fact,</font>

996
00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>this is a perfect time
for us to clear this up</i></font>

997
00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>especially in the middle of this standoff.
I shouldn't be here!</i></font>

998
00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I feel like me being
in the middle of this throws me in it.</font>

999
00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So let me exclude myself.</font>

1000
00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, stay down!
- Don't move!</font>

1001
00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, all right.
I'll stay in. I'll stay in.</font>

1002
00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got a plan.</font>

1003
00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Might get us both killed</font>

1004
00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but if it works,
it'll be a totally boss story.</font>

1005
00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cool?</font>

1006
00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No! No, it's not cool!
- Cool.</font>

1007
00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I said it's not cool.</font>

1008
00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I said it's not cool!</font>

1009
00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Time's up.</font>

1010
00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're right, Pam.</font>

1011
00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My time is up.</font>

1012
00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,836
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In three, two,</font>

1013
00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">one.</font>

1014
00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob!</font>

1015
00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa!</font>

1016
00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,234
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>

1017
00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo-hoo!</font>

1018
00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?</font>

1019
00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was the balls right there!</font>

1020
00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, did you shit yourself a little bit?</font>

1021
00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right if you did. Totally cool.
I don't judge.</font>

1022
00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get it off!</font>

1023
00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys order an Uber?</font>

1024
00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>

1025
00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You better get your tuches in the car.</font>

1026
00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna get shot!</font>

1027
00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot me! Shoot him!</font>

1028
00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!</font>

1029
00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,230
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!</font>

1030
00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, that's my car!</font>

1031
00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you!</font>

1032
00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You get zero stars!</font>

1033
00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Put the word out to all assets.</font>

1034
00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.</font>

1035
00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, what the shit,
honey...</font>

1036
00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get Larry on it.</font>

1037
00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Car, car, car!</font>

1038
00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet.</font>

1039
00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">About three weeks ago,
an enemy of the state</font>

1040
00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">codenamed "The Black Badger"</font>

1041
00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">stole the encryption keys
to the entire US spy satellite program</font>

1042
00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which he's gonna sell to a buyer</i></font>

1043
00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>from that auction site
on your computer last night.</i></font>

1044
00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob...</font>

1045
00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If we lose control of our satellites,</font>

1046
00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we're completely vulnerable
to any terrorist attacks.</font>

1047
00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why I had to go back
to your office and get you, Jet.</font>

1048
00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need your super sweet accounting skills</font>

1049
00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>to help me figure out
the last piece of this puzzle</i></font>

1050
00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which is the transaction number
from the winning bid.</font>

1051
00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That'll tell us
where the deal is going down.</font>

1052
00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That way, we can get The Black Badger.</font>

1053
00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do it without you, Jet.</font>

1054
00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you kidding me? I'm not helping you.</font>

1055
00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You attacked somebody with a banana.</font>

1056
00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- A banana, force multiplier.
- What?</font>

1057
00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, basically what that means
is anything in your hand</font>

1058
00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">is far more dangerous
than just your bare hands alone,</font>

1059
00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">including a banana.</font>

1060
00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>

1061
00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Ah!</font>

1062
00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- A force multiplier!
- Yeah.</font>

1063
00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's what it is.</font>

1064
00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It makes so much more sense to me now.</font>

1065
00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's page-one CIA stuff.</font>

1066
00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I almost forgot
that I wasn't in the fucking CIA!</font>

1067
00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop the car.</font>

1068
00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You stop the car right now! Stop the car!</font>

1069
00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.</font>

1070
00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We should get off the grid right now.</font>

1071
00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Whoa!</i></font>

1072
00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,670
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. We're clear.</font>

1073
00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1074
00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths.</font>

1075
00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? Deep breaths.</font>

1076
00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do is get out of this car</font>

1077
00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and have a rational conversation with Bob</font>

1078
00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he'll understand.</font>

1079
00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robert, I would like to
go home now, please.</font>

1080
00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Buddy, you and me both.</font>

1081
00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But until we clear our names,
there's no going home.</font>

1082
00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, can you clarify
that last sentence for me?</font>

1083
00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, now that you're in...</font>

1084
00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me stop you right there. I'm not in.</font>

1085
00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I never said that I was in.</font>

1086
00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In fact, I expressly remember
saying that I was out!</font>

1087
00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know, but they think you're in.</font>

1088
00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am...</font>

1089
00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm fucking out! I'm out!</font>

1090
00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's left to tell?
- Hey, no, I get it.</font>

1091
00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not in!
- I'm just saying they think you're in.</font>

1092
00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not in! I am not in!
- I get it.</font>

1093
00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm not in! I'm out!</i></font>

1094
00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.</font>

1095
00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where did you...</font>

1096
00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna go under... That's fine!</font>

1097
00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait a minute.</font>

1098
00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did this on purpose, didn't you?</font>

1099
00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This whole thing was done on purpose.</font>

1100
00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is your plan!</font>

1101
00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You tricked me!</font>

1102
00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine, but I know you tricked me.</font>

1103
00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Trick you?
- You tricked... Hey, boy!</font>

1104
00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,556
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What? What'd you just...</font>

1105
00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't trick you,
you offered to help me.</font>

1106
00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what's funny? Harris told me.</font>

1107
00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She told me everything, man.</i></font>

1108
00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She told me that you stole the codes.</font>

1109
00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me tell you something about Harris.
You can't trust her.</font>

1110
00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's already trying to frame me
for my partner's murder!</font>

1111
00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You killed your partner?
- No.</font>

1112
00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I would never do that.</font>

1113
00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Black Badger killed my partner.</font>

1114
00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me explain to you something, dude.
This is what happened.</font>

1115
00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>After The Black Badger
stole the satellite encryption codes,</i></font>

1116
00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>my partner Phil and I
tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.</i></font>

1117
00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, Phil.
- Yeah.</font>

1118
00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>

1119
00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See you on the other side.</font>

1120
00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

1121
00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God, I love that guy.</font>

1122
00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He knew we were coming,
so he set a trap.</i></font>

1123
00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob! Bob!</font>

1124
00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

1125
00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Phil was my partner,
my teammate</i></font>

1126
00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- and I couldn't save him.</i>
- No!</font>

1127
00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was awful, Cal.</font>

1128
00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was a setup, right from the get-go.</font>

1129
00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn, man.</font>

1130
00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Black Badger was never there.</font>

1131
00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,275
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've been the one
on that elevator, not Phil.</font>

1132
00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">God.</font>

1133
00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Bob, please...</font>

1134
00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,790
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm begging you, man.
Can you just let me go home?</font>

1135
00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">CJ, I totally understand.</font>

1136
00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,437
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But right now,
Agent Harris and her taskforce</font>

1137
00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">has that place surveilled up the yin-yang.</font>

1138
00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She's got contract killers looking for us.</font>

1139
00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your place isn't safe.</font>

1140
00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. Maggie.</font>

1141
00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie! What the hell
am I supposed to do about Maggie?</font>

1142
00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get down, Jet!</font>

1143
00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,033
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit! Oh!</font>

1144
00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look out, Bob!</font>

1145
00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?</font>

1146
00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>

1147
00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Larry.</font>

1148
00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thought you retired.</font>

1149
00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did.</font>

1150
00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're worth a lot of money,
Bob, dead or alive.</font>

1151
00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,148
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, tough luck,
because I've got back up.</font>

1152
00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ain't that right, Jet?</font>

1153
00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet!</font>

1154
00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, baby. I know. I'm sorry I'm late.</font>

1155
00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.</font>

1156
00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm leaving right now.
I'll meet you at the house.</i></font>

1157
00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no! Don't go home!</font>

1158
00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- Don't go home!</i>
- Why? What's going on?</font>

1159
00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing! Nothing.
I'm just running late, too.</font>

1160
00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I was gonna say
let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office.</font>

1161
00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Okay. Is everything all right?</font>

1162
00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah! Yeah. Why?</font>

1163
00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,188
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Everything's fine.</i></font>

1164
00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because you kind of sound
like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.</font>

1165
00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1166
00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's so funny, babe.
That's such a good reference.</font>

1167
00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's classic Mags right there.</font>

1168
00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, okay. So you're not
gonna go home, right?</font>

1169
00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, fine. I won't go home.</font>

1170
00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.</i></font>

1171
00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. All right, bye.</font>

1172
00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, bye.</font>

1173
00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get in.</font>

1174
00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:25,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna
address the elephant in the room.</font>

1175
00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, first of all, you...</font>

1176
00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys, I want to say sorry to.</font>

1177
00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because what you're probably thinking
is not what happened.</font>

1178
00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Accidents!</font>

1179
00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I know you're like,</i></font>

1180
00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"How can you accidentally
pistol-whip somebody</font>

1181
00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"and shoot somebody?"</font>

1182
00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It can happen.</font>

1183
00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? Today is proof
that it can happen. So...</font>

1184
00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.</font>

1185
00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you.</font>

1186
00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, thank you.</font>

1187
00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Trust me, I know a
scared-shitless civilian when I see one.</font>

1188
00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,868
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to convince me.</font>

1189
00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got him over here. That is me.</font>

1190
00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Right now, I'm not comfortable.</font>

1191
00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I am scared, okay?</font>

1192
00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't have no shit in my system.</font>

1193
00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>If I sat down on a toilet,
nothing's coming out.</i></font>

1194
00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Farts or just air.</i></font>

1195
00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,548
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It'd sound like lasers.</i></font>

1196
00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you for that description.</font>

1197
00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mr. Joyner, let me explain something.</i></font>

1198
00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob's last forced psych eval</font>

1199
00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">show a person rapidly losing
his grip on reality.</font>

1200
00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob became obsessed with a ghost,</font>

1201
00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">a figment of his imagination,</font>

1202
00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he started calling "The Black Badger."</font>

1203
00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This obsession led to an instability,</i></font>

1204
00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">first reported by his partner, Phil,
three weeks ago.</font>

1205
00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just before Phil was killed in the field.</font>

1206
00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know how Phil died?</font>

1207
00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, Bob told me that
The Black Badger killed him.</font>

1208
00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1209
00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1210
00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.</font>

1211
00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Phil was Bob's partner of 6 years.</i></font>

1212
00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>His best friend.</i></font>

1213
00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- See you on the other side.
- See you on the other side.</font>

1214
00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob!</font>

1215
00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>After he stole
the satellite encryption codes</i></font>

1216
00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob betrayed Phil.</i></font>

1217
00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

1218
00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He killed him to cover his tracks.</i></font>

1219
00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, after that, Bob went rogue.</font>

1220
00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is all that's left of Phil.</font>

1221
00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, this is PornHub.</font>

1222
00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.</font>

1223
00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>

1224
00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh, God! Oh, I didn't see that coming.</font>

1225
00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man!</font>

1226
00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,150
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's a hell of a way to go.
- Okay, wait a minute.</font>

1227
00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why wouldn't Bob just go sell
the satellite encryption codes himself?</font>

1228
00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because in a black market
blind-bidding situation,</font>

1229
00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the buyer and the seller,
they don't know each other.</font>

1230
00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They need the auction site
to tell them exactly where to meet up</font>

1231
00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and when to make the exchange.</font>

1232
00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The transaction number
from the auction site gives them that,</i></font>

1233
00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">which means Bob still needs you.</font>

1234
00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which is why we find ourselves</font>

1235
00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">in a little catch-and-release scenario.</font>

1236
00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You are the only one Bob trusts.</i></font>

1237
00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why we're putting you in the field.</font>

1238
00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,037
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The next time you're with Bob,</font>

1239
00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">press this button.</font>

1240
00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to have him cold.</font>

1241
00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, go take care of your marriage.</font>

1242
00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One more thing. Don't tell your wife shit.</font>

1243
00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>

1244
00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just don't know
what's wrong.</font>

1245
00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, the man that I married,</font>

1246
00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,916
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the person I knew in high school,</font>

1247
00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he was filled
with drive and desire. I mean...</font>

1248
00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We used to sneak off every lunch hour</font>

1249
00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and make out under the gym bleachers.</font>

1250
00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,396
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, that guy, back then,</font>

1251
00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- he wanted things, you know?</i>
- <i>Hmm.</i></font>

1252
00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
I couldn't find parking.</font>

1253
00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, no, no, it's okay.
We got started without you.</font>

1254
00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.</font>

1255
00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Calvin.</font>

1256
00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit!
- Oh, jeez. What's the matter?</font>

1257
00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,430
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Holy shit! Get behind me!
- Honey... Calvin, what?</font>

1258
00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Maggie. It's okay. Just relax.</font>

1259
00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,361
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is a very common reaction
in the therapeutic process.</i></font>

1260
00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It is?
- What?</font>

1261
00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It is. It absolutely is.</i></font>

1262
00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, this is a very safe place.
Please, sit down.</font>

1263
00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is not a safe place!
- No, no, no. Honey, it's a...</font>

1264
00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, this is most definitely
not a safe place!</font>

1265
00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.</i></font>

1266
00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no! You are going to sit down,</font>

1267
00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and we are going to go through
this therapeutic process...</font>

1268
00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yes.
<i>- ...together, as a couple.</i></font>

1269
00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... Fine, fine, fine.</font>

1270
00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sit down. Thank you.</font>

1271
00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fine.</font>

1272
00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, guys. Why don't we start off
with a little bit of word association?</font>

1273
00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1274
00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is exciting.</i></font>

1275
00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I've heard this can
really open a couple up.</i></font>

1276
00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Maggie, I'm going
to offer you a word,</font>

1277
00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and you respond
however you're moved to from here.</font>

1278
00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1279
00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,308
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- Black.</i>
- White.</font>

1280
00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Water.
- Ocean.</font>

1281
00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,350
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sunshine.
- Happy.</font>

1282
00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,468
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm very impressed, Maggie.
- Really?</font>

1283
00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're very in tune.</font>

1284
00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm very in tune.</font>

1285
00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, you're next.</font>

1286
00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,952
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I do not want to do this.</font>

1287
00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, Calvin. There are no wrong answers.</font>

1288
00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Up.</font>

1289
00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Down.</font>

1290
00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>

1291
00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"Mmm." What is that?</font>

1292
00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What're you writing in your book?</i></font>

1293
00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's fine. Don't freak out.
- Nobody's freaking out.</font>

1294
00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just don't understand
the rules to the game.</font>

1295
00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,314
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Freaking out.</font>

1296
00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,191
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let's switch gears for a second, okay?</i></font>

1297
00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, during lovemaking,</font>

1298
00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">have you ever placed anything
inside of Calvin's anus?</font>

1299
00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell did you just say?</font>

1300
00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, yeah, there was this one time.</font>

1301
00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember? Game of Thrones finale.
- What are you talking about?</font>

1302
00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was Khaleesi, you were Littlefinger...</font>

1303
00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,879
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay, all right, stop. That's enough.
- Please, please, please.</font>

1304
00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't we try a simple
role-playing exercise?</font>

1305
00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, you be Calvin</font>

1306
00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,109
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I will become Maggie.</font>

1307
00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>

1308
00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm confused.</font>

1309
00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "soul gazing."</font>

1310
00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.</font>

1311
01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Maggie, this...
- Hey. Shh.</font>

1312
01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,830
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's no talking, and don't look away.</font>

1313
01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul.</font>

1314
01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are not my...</font>

1315
01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shh. There's no talking.</font>

1316
01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, I'm not staring...</font>

1317
01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,672
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Me and you.
Stay with me. I'm your wife.</font>

1318
01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are not my wife.</font>

1319
01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How could you hit your wife?</font>

1320
01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How can I... How can I what?</font>

1321
01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You hit your wife!
- No...</font>

1322
01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He hit me!
- Okay.</font>

1323
01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He hit you!
- Okay.</font>

1324
01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You hit us!</font>

1325
01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're doing.</font>

1326
01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm swaddling you.
- I know what you're...</font>

1327
01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>

1328
01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>

1329
01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:40,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You...</font>

1330
01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what? We're leaving! Let's go!</font>

1331
01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not real.</font>

1332
01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's real to me.</font>

1333
01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,714
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know what, Calvin?</i></font>

1334
01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't commit
to working on our marriage,</font>

1335
01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">then you need to let me know.</font>

1336
01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, you...</font>

1337
01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What!
- Oh, my God!</font>

1338
01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're... Something's not right.</font>

1339
01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Jet, listen.
Come on, come on, Jet!</font>

1340
01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,976
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I know things got
a little rough there at the end.</font>

1341
01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But the truth is, with all the heat
that you have coming down on you,</font>

1342
01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie is definitely safer without you.</font>

1343
01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, trust me,
when this whole thing is said and done</font>

1344
01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and you basically
save the entire free world,</font>

1345
01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">she's going to forgive you.
It'll all work itself out.</font>

1346
01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll all work itself out?</font>

1347
01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob, you know,
I'm sick of playing games with you.</font>

1348
01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where's the real Dr. Dan?</font>

1349
01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>

1350
01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my... Dr. Dan,
I had nothing to do with this.</font>

1351
01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's fine. I'll get you some water
in a little bit.</font>

1352
01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,630
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thanks, doc.
- You know...</font>

1353
01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. That is it.</font>

1354
01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That is it.</font>

1355
01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, Jet.</font>

1356
01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I see that Harris has given you
a button to push.</font>

1357
01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, I would've taken the same deal,
too, if I was in your shoes.</font>

1358
01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Otherwise, she wouldn't
let you out of her sight, right?</font>

1359
01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It makes perfect sense.</font>

1360
01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're not going to
press the button, right?</font>

1361
01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got the top-secret satellite codes?</font>

1362
01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,948
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes or no?</font>

1363
01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This ain't the time to bullshit me.</font>

1364
01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, my ass is sweating.</font>

1365
01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!</font>

1366
01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not, dude. Hey, hey, come on!</font>

1367
01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course I don't have the codes.</font>

1368
01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would I go through
all this trouble, then?</font>

1369
01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,990
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get</font>

1370
01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,270
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the bank transaction numbers
to the winning bid.</font>

1371
01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We already know it's going down tonight</font>

1372
01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">from the countdown on your computer.</font>

1373
01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, all we need is the "where."</font>

1374
01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,001
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the bank transaction numbers
will give us the "where."</font>

1375
01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why I need you.</font>

1376
01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your job gives you access to</font>

1377
01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">exactly that kind of information.</font>

1378
01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then we can get The Badger,
we can get the buyer</font>

1379
01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,189
<font face="Comic Sans MS">in one fell swoop.</font>

1380
01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it'll all be over tonight.</font>

1381
01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, I swear.</font>

1382
01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta believe me.</font>

1383
01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't you just get us
the transaction number?</font>

1384
01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not when the money
originates from an offshore account.</font>

1385
01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When that happens,</font>

1386
01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">then only a certified international
banking official can access it.</font>

1387
01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But, it shouldn't be a problem.
We just give this guy</font>

1388
01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the offshore account numbers
that you gave me,</font>

1389
01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">then he can give us the transaction number</font>

1390
01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">without knowing that
he's committing treason when he does it.</font>

1391
01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sound familiar?</font>

1392
01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,996
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ouch! Low blow, CJ.</font>

1393
01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, besides,
it's only treason if we're wrong.</font>

1394
01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's this mystery man?</font>

1395
01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Trevor.</font>

1396
01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Trevor.</font>

1397
01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This week
just keeps getting better.</i></font>

1398
01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I mean,</font>

1399
01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin
"The Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.</font>

1400
01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Who would've thunk it? Not me.</i></font>

1401
01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This is great, huh?</font>

1402
01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...</i></font>

1403
01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What is this? P90X?</font>

1404
01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,718
<font face="Comic Sans MS">More like "P1,000,000X," huh?</font>

1405
01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Congratulations.</i></font>

1406
01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey, I, um...</i></font>

1407
01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I really appreciate the help, Trevor.</font>

1408
01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My client's all on me
to get this stuff handled right away.</font>

1409
01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, you know, if we could...</font>

1410
01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Say no more.
It's my pleasure. I've been there.</font>

1411
01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">These international accounts
can be very, very tricky</font>

1412
01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">if you don't have the right clearances.</font>

1413
01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You can get a bunch of digital red tape.</i></font>

1414
01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm happy to help, you know?</font>

1415
01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie.</font>

1416
01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're such a blast from the past, buddy.</font>

1417
01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long has it been since I saw you?</font>

1418
01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Was it high school?</font>

1419
01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>

1420
01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... How we doing
with those account access codes?</font>

1421
01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are they coming?
- <i>It's coming.</i></font>

1422
01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Everything's good?
<i>- It's coming.</i></font>

1423
01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm going as fast as I can. I know
you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.</i></font>

1424
01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs.</font>

1425
01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Speaking of which, you guys are going
to the reunion tonight, right?</font>

1426
01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,158
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't think so.</font>

1427
01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're both going.</font>

1428
01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,358
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here it is.
Here's your transaction number.</font>

1429
01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're both going
because you want to know what?</font>

1430
01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stinky Pete's going to be there.</font>

1431
01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And Jimmy Longballs called me.
He's going to be hanging.</font>

1432
01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll.
He's going to be there.</font>

1433
01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys will be missing out on a big one.</font>

1434
01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Plus you know what they're going to do?</i></font>

1435
01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're going to vote on
homecoming king and queen again.</font>

1436
01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Maybe you and Maggie
can make it two for two.</i></font>

1437
01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,510
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, before you go,
stay seated one second.</font>

1438
01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Give me 2 minutes, sit down.</font>

1439
01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Men,</font>

1440
01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">a few years ago...</font>

1441
01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I found the Lord Almighty.</font>

1442
01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, ever since then,</font>

1443
01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">my life has been
completely different. Okay?</font>

1444
01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a plan for
each and every one of us</font>

1445
01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and, in his infinite wisdom,</font>

1446
01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he makes no mistakes. Hmm?</font>

1447
01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,639
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're right about that.</font>

1448
01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think the Lord put you here because</font>

1449
01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">he wants me to get something off my chest.</font>

1450
01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He wants me to clear my conscience</font>

1451
01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.</font>

1452
01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robert.</font>

1453
01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What I did to you
at that rally in senior year</font>

1454
01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">was a cowardly act.</font>

1455
01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's something that
I've regretted every single day.</font>

1456
01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I mean,
bullying is a national crisis.</font>

1457
01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It can leave people
with a lifetime of pain.</font>

1458
01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I just have no excuse
for what I did to you.</font>

1459
01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, I did grow up in a house
with a father who was physical,</font>

1460
01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but that doesn't give me
the right to take it out on somebody</font>

1461
01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,508
<font face="Comic Sans MS">who at the time
was weaker, you know? So...</font>

1462
01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,997
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, with this particular
transgression,</font>

1463
01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I not only embarrassed him
but I also ruined your final speech.</font>

1464
01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
- Yes, I did.</font>

1465
01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay. No, it's okay.
- No, really, I stole your thunder.</font>

1466
01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's another thing that
I've had to live with every single day.</font>

1467
01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I work through it
in individual therapy as well as group,</font>

1468
01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I pray about it.</font>

1469
01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So...</font>

1470
01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just want to say how truly sorry I am</font>

1471
01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">for what happened, you know.</font>

1472
01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or for what I did.</font>

1473
01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It didn't just happen. I did it.</font>

1474
01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did it, and I wish to God
that I had not done it.</font>

1475
01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, I'm hoping that
you can find it in your heart</font>

1476
01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to forgive me.</font>

1477
01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't expecting this at all.</font>

1478
01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't I know it. I know it.</font>

1479
01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just so happy.</font>

1480
01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what to say.</font>

1481
01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How about you say...</font>

1482
01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson."</font>

1483
01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean?</font>

1484
01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Weird Dick!</font>

1485
01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You stupid ass!</font>

1486
01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Good God, you're dumb!</font>

1487
01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dumber than ever, I guess!</font>

1488
01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you, too, Calvin!</font>

1489
01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that stupid look
on those two faces.</font>

1490
01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">"The Lord taught me to care."
Unbelievable.</font>

1491
01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's "A."</font>

1492
01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And thetan-free since 2003.</font>

1493
01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Clear as shit.</font>

1494
01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And "I'm sorry for what I did"?</i></font>

1495
01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.</font>

1496
01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass
out there three more times.</font>

1497
01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It was the best senior prank ever.</i></font>

1498
01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I still get emails about it.</i></font>

1499
01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if I'd had
one of these bad boys back then,</font>

1500
01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I would have shot it, uploaded it,</font>

1501
01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,754
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and it would have gone crazy viral,
a zillion hits.</font>

1502
01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Know what?</font>

1503
01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,856
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're going to regret
you ever opened your mouth.</font>

1504
01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You hear me, Trevor?
- Yeah? How come, Calvin?</font>

1505
01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because he's about to
whoop your ass, that's why.</font>

1506
01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who is?</font>

1507
01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, get up and whoop his ass.</font>

1508
01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here she comes!
Let me tell you something...</font>

1509
01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Weird Dick can't chug
a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine</font>

1510
01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and suddenly be able to kick my ass.</font>

1511
01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,791
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck that! It ain't gonna happen.</font>

1512
01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause here's why.</font>

1513
01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.</font>

1514
01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:58,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Huh? Prove me wrong.</i></font>

1515
01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.</font>

1516
01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, hit me!</font>

1517
01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'll sue your ass,
and take your fanny pack away.</font>

1518
01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,713
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You got to make poopies?</font>

1519
01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's wrong, Bob?</font>

1520
01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We got a john here.</font>

1521
01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,671
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or you got to change your rag?</font>

1522
01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe that's it.</font>

1523
01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jenny, you got an extra rag?</font>

1524
01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's the matter with you?
- I just want to go.</font>

1525
01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She wants to go.</font>

1526
01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go ahead. There you go.</font>

1527
01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:37,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's a push.</font>

1528
01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boy, 50-50 shot. You missed that.</font>

1529
01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">At least you found the handle.</font>

1530
01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,028
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.</font>

1531
01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, you're still an asshole.</font>

1532
01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, you're still
shorter than my cat.</font>

1533
01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's your transaction number.</font>

1534
01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hit it, dick licker.</font>

1535
01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you, Trevor.
- Yup.</font>

1536
01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.</font>

1537
01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bye-bye now.</i></font>

1538
01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Was it push or pull?
<i>- Clean push.</i></font>

1539
01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Which one is it?
<i>- You want me to do it for you?</i></font>

1540
01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which one is it?</font>

1541
01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!</font>

1542
01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,429
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Jenny!</i></font>

1543
01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jenny, get the Windex!
And security for this one.</font>

1544
01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get your asshole off my door! That's it!</font>

1545
01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob!</font>

1546
01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob! Bob!</font>

1547
01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mr. Joyner. Guess who
we're about to arrest</i></font>

1548
01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for conspiracy to commit treason.</i></font>

1549
01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,188
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That's right. Your lovely wife.</i></font>

1550
01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, here's what you're going to do.</i></font>

1551
01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You're going to tell us
exactly where you and Bob are.</i></font>

1552
01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then you're going to go outside
and you're going to keep Bob on-site</font>

1553
01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">until we arrive.</font>

1554
01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if he leaves, you lose.</font>

1555
01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Is that clear?</i></font>

1556
01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, hey.</font>

1557
01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what happened in there,</font>

1558
01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I just froze up.</font>

1559
01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I locked up. I'm sorry.</font>

1560
01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Bob, I...</font>

1561
01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I gotta tell you something,
CJ, listen.</font>

1562
01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're the only one
who's ever been nice to me,</font>

1563
01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the only one who's never laughed at me.</font>

1564
01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you're the only one
in this whole world that I trust.</font>

1565
01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I know you have a lot of friends,</font>

1566
01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I don't.</font>

1567
01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're my only friend, Calvin.</font>

1568
01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I will never
let you down again, I promise.</font>

1569
01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man.</font>

1570
01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry for what?</font>

1571
01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I told Harris where we are.</font>

1572
01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They were going to hurt Maggie.</font>

1573
01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,756
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had to. I didn't have a choice.</font>

1574
01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>

1575
01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head!</font>

1576
01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:48,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do it now!</font>

1577
01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you know how this goes,</font>

1578
01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">so I'll spare you the dramatics.</font>

1579
01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll ask you just once.</font>

1580
01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are the satellite encryption codes?</font>

1581
01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw. What's the matter, Bob?</font>

1582
01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,991
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you upset that
your friend turned you in?</font>

1583
01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't have any friends.</i></font>

1584
01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.</font>

1585
01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't worry, it'll be over quick.</font>

1586
01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She always gets them to break.</font>

1587
01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay. You have it your way.</i></font>

1588
01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We're going to do this old-school.</i></font>

1589
01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get the extraction tools.</font>

1590
01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,316
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The extraction tools?</font>

1591
01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you don't have the stomach for it,
you can go.</font>

1592
01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

1593
01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop recording.</font>

1594
01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why am I coming here?
I was told I'd be able to leave.</font>

1595
01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can leave,</font>

1596
01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">when Agent Harris says you can leave,</font>

1597
01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which might be never.</i></font>

1598
01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta watch this.</font>

1599
01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, Bob.</font>

1600
01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man.</font>

1601
01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jesus!</font>

1602
01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell?</font>

1603
01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! Hey!</font>

1604
01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't move!</font>

1605
01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You get your hands off!
Get them off the keyboard!</font>

1606
01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What are you doing, Calvin?
- Give me your keycard!</font>

1607
01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Give me your keycard!</i></font>

1608
01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Give it to me.</i></font>

1609
01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay...
- Go sit down.</font>

1610
01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Yeah.</font>

1611
01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,919
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry. I'm sorry.</font>

1612
01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sit down! Sit down!
- Okay, okay, okay.</font>

1613
01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, Bob?</font>

1614
01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is actually
my favorite part of the job.</i></font>

1615
01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Thank you for being so uncooperative.</i></font>

1616
01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you think
your little buddy, Joyner,</font>

1617
01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">would say if he could see you like this?</font>

1618
01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,120
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Two words.</font>

1619
01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm in.</font>

1620
01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>

1621
01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're making a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.</font>

1622
01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,956
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's only if I'm wrong.</font>

1623
01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,313
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob. Let's go!</font>

1624
01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What're you doing? Come on, man!</font>

1625
01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, listen to me. Bob, I'm sorry.</font>

1626
01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
You hear me?</font>

1627
01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've believed you,
I should've trusted you, and I didn't.</font>

1628
01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for that.</font>

1629
01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen to me. Bob,
we don't have time for this, man!</font>

1630
01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I need you to tap into
that super-spy stuff</font>

1631
01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I need you to get us the hell
out of here right now. Do you hear me?</font>

1632
01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not a super spy, Calvin.</font>

1633
01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool.</font>

1634
01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, stop. You're not a super tool.</font>

1635
01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
You're Bob Stone!</font>

1636
01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I made that name up.
- So what?</font>

1637
01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not real.
- What does that mean? What does that mean?</font>

1638
01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:25,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You think Mr. T and Sting
were born with those names?</font>

1639
01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you think I got
the name "Golden Jet" at high school?</font>

1640
01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- 'Cause you're awesome.
- No, that's not how.</font>

1641
01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In the eighth grade, I ran track.
It was my first race.</font>

1642
01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, the race came down
to me and this other kid.</font>

1643
01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanted to win the race so damn bad</font>

1644
01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that I ended up peeing in my pants
at the finish line.</font>

1645
01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how I got the name "Golden Jet."</font>

1646
01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, take it from a guy who's literally
pissed his pants in front of everybody</font>

1647
01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">just to win a race.</font>

1648
01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,711
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are who you decide to be.</font>

1649
01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,993
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And you chose to be
an international CIA spy.</font>

1650
01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man.
You get to kill people for a living.</font>

1651
01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:58,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How cool is that?</font>

1652
01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>

1653
01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Kinda cool I guess.</font>

1654
01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean "kinda cool"?
Ain't no kinda cool.</font>

1655
01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it! It's awesome.</font>

1656
01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, come on, man. We boys?</font>

1657
01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- We're boys.
- Oh!</font>

1658
01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>

1659
01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>

1660
01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>

1661
01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">See? Good as new.</font>

1662
01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,631
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. Sorry, man.</font>

1663
01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go, go!</font>

1664
01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get me out!</font>

1665
01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,197
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He got the jump on us. Give me the key.</font>

1666
01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look out, Bob!</font>

1667
01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, Jet! Get him!</font>

1668
01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch out!</font>

1669
01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you see that, Bob?</font>

1670
01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!</font>

1671
01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:56,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah!</font>

1672
01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah! Yeah!</font>

1673
01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on! Follow me!
- Let's do it!</font>

1674
01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No! What the fuck am I doing?
Here! You get the gun.</font>

1675
01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm behind you. Go.
- All right.</font>

1676
01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. There's two of them.</font>

1677
01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'll distract them
and you open the door, okay?</font>

1678
01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What? No!
- Let's roll.</font>

1679
01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no.</font>

1680
01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go, go!</font>

1681
01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Close in!
- Moving out!</font>

1682
01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,111
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Freeze, Bob!
<i>- Sorry about this, guys.</i></font>

1683
01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,838
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Nope, come here.</i></font>

1684
01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

1685
01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wrong keycard, pal. Turn around.</font>

1686
01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,829
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You needed this one.</font>

1687
01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,228
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On the ground, now.</font>

1688
01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I say something first?</font>

1689
01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- What?
- This is going to hurt.</font>

1690
01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll.
- All right, all right.</font>

1691
01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,474
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which car are we taking?</font>

1692
01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not that one.</font>

1693
01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>

1694
01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God. Oh, sh...</font>

1695
01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

1696
01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here we go, Jet.</font>

1697
01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, they are shooting at us!
- It's okay, it's bulletproof.</font>

1698
01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:16,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Drive, drive!</font>

1699
01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go, Jet.</font>

1700
01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's this?</font>

1701
01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bug-out bag, courtesy of the CIA.</font>

1702
01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,536
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go ahead and grab that
encrypted phone in there.</font>

1703
01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For what?</font>

1704
01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You still have the bank transaction code?</font>

1705
01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How are transaction numbers gonna help us
find out where the bad guys are?</font>

1706
01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it's not bank transaction
numbers or codes, it's actually...</font>

1707
01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,793
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Longitude and latitude.</font>

1708
01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the spy brain
on the Jet! What-what!</font>

1709
01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're like a chocolate
Google.</font>

1710
01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, don't do that. Stop it. Stop it.</font>

1711
01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're getting good at this, man.</font>

1712
01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're absolutely right.
It's longitude and latitude.</font>

1713
01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do is plug those
digits into the GPS, and boom!</font>

1714
01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We're gonna catch the buyer
and The Badger, just like that.</i></font>

1715
01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Boston.</font>

1716
01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're gonna need a plane.</font>

1717
01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You ever steal a plane before?</font>

1718
01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,435
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I stole some Starbursts one time.
- Mmm-hmm.</font>

1719
01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So I don't know
if that compares or anything,</font>

1720
01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I wasn't successful with that.</font>

1721
01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:36,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On the way out, I dropped 'em.</font>

1722
01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dropped the whole bag. The guy caught me.</font>

1723
01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>"What's that? " I just said, "A Starburst."</i></font>

1724
01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Told him myself. It was a mess.</font>

1725
01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Check it out. The universe provides.</font>

1726
01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:50,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh.</i></font>

1727
01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:53,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet.</font>

1728
01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet.
<i>- Golden Jet.</i></font>

1729
01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:01,317
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's just one guard in there.
- All right.</font>

1730
01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">90% of spy work is distraction.</font>

1731
01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,456
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You get in there and distract that guard,</font>

1732
01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,549
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna get us a plane.</font>

1733
01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1734
01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what the hell you expect...</font>

1735
01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1736
01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:15,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

1737
01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,555
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck!</font>

1738
01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you, Bob!</font>

1739
01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn it!</font>

1740
01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I need a plane.</font>

1741
01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,152
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir, you cannot be in here.
This is a private airfield.</font>

1742
01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I understand that but I have an organ
in this cooler right now</font>

1743
01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that needs to get transported ASAP.</font>

1744
01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Really?</font>

1745
01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,912
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because my sister-in-law
had a heart transplant last year</font>

1746
01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and they did not bring it
in a Playmate lunch cooler.</font>

1747
01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hate to break it to you,</font>

1748
01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but this is not a...</font>

1749
01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is not a heart.
- It's not a heart?</font>

1750
01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's not.</font>

1751
01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm. What is it then?</font>

1752
01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's a dick.
- Okay.</font>

1753
01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am made of questions right now.</font>

1754
01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, you don't have to ask.</font>

1755
01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,877
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Last night, lady got into it with a man.</font>

1756
01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She ended up cutting his pecker off.</font>

1757
01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,757
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She left with it, got in a car, drove,</font>

1758
01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">got on 95, threw it out the window.</font>

1759
01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The second largest penis hunt
in the state history.</i></font>

1760
01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,696
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The man was Korean, so you better believe</font>

1761
01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">it took a long time to find.</font>

1762
01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You're stereotyping Korean dicks.</i></font>

1763
01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's racist.</font>

1764
01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.</font>

1765
01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, after finding it,
the guy brought it to me,</font>

1766
01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he said, "Do your due diligence in
getting this dick where it's got to go."</font>

1767
01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:32,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I do.</font>

1768
01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,269
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a dick deliverer specialist.</font>

1769
01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:36,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, DDS?</font>

1770
01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Like a dentist but for dicks.</font>

1771
01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:40,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh...</font>

1772
01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So, people are like,
"Here's a dick. Find a plane."</font>

1773
01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how you do it?
You're like an Uber for dicks?</font>

1774
01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where do you get these jobs?
On Craigslist?</font>

1775
01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, sir, we don't need
to demean each other here.</font>

1776
01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't believe a word you're saying.</font>

1777
01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let me see it.</i></font>

1778
01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have no problem showing you this.</font>

1779
01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,154
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So if you wanna see it
then get ready to see.</font>

1780
01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Here I go.
- Go for it.</font>

1781
01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! Oh, shit.</font>

1782
01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just kidding. This is my friend.</font>

1783
01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh!
- It's my buddy.</font>

1784
01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,277
<font face="Comic Sans MS">His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.</font>

1785
01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:14,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- He guards my lunch.
- Okay, that's enough.</font>

1786
01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gotta be Harris, right?</font>

1787
01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean?</font>

1788
01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger.</font>

1789
01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,096
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's the only thing that makes sense.</font>

1790
01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, she's had access
to the encryption codes</font>

1791
01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and she's so hot and bothered about
pinning this whole thing on you.</font>

1792
01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:50,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gotta be her!</font>

1793
01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know, Jet.</font>

1794
01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm pretty sure she thinks
I'm The Black Badger.</font>

1795
01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">She worked me over pretty good
in that interrogation room.</font>

1796
01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on, wait, wait... What's going on?</font>

1797
01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What's that?
What's going on right now, Bob?</i></font>

1798
01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,401
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No biggie. We're completely outta gas.</font>

1799
01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my... Oh!</font>

1800
01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going down, Jet!
There's nothing I can do!</font>

1801
01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit!
- Really quickly...</font>

1802
01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the one thing
you wish you'd done in your life?</font>

1803
01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,416
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The one thing I wish I hadn't done
is not get in a plane with a guy</font>

1804
01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">who didn't check the goddamned fuel!</font>

1805
01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,478
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Why wouldn't you check the fuel?
- No, something that's real.</font>

1806
01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the one thing
you regret not doing for you?</font>

1807
01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,390
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! I think we're gonna die!</font>

1808
01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,076
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not having a kid, man!</font>

1809
01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Not being a father!</i></font>

1810
01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I regret not being a father!</font>

1811
01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,357
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!</i></font>

1812
01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!</font>

1813
01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,559
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've!</font>

1814
01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm so selfish!</i></font>

1815
01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,471
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm sorry, Maggie!</i></font>

1816
01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That wasn't so hard, right?
- What?</font>

1817
01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, just for the record,</font>

1818
01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,632
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you'd make a great dad.</font>

1819
01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,077
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you just fake this whole thing?</font>

1820
01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:05,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, kinda.</font>

1821
01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,558
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta be shitting me glory!</font>

1822
01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,199
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, not at all.</font>

1823
01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought that maybe a
facing-your-own-death situation</font>

1824
01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,672
<font face="Comic Sans MS">might help motivate you
to clarify some of your goals in life.</font>

1825
01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And, hey, between me and you,</font>

1826
01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you've been struggling
a little bit.</font>

1827
01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what I'm struggling with
right now, Bob?</font>

1828
01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:22,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not whooping your ass.</font>

1829
01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Jet.
Hey, you're really cute when you cry.</font>

1830
01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it! Enough!</font>

1831
01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:41,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't get it.</font>

1832
01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, if these coordinates are correct,</font>

1833
01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we should be standing right on top of it.</font>

1834
01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,518
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The deal doesn't go down
for another 30 minutes, Jet,</font>

1835
01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- so we're kinda early.
- No!</font>

1836
01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would you do it
out in the open like this?</font>

1837
01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,433
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would you take that risk?</font>

1838
01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just doesn't make any sense, man.</font>

1839
01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit! Come on.</font>

1840
01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,355
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait.</font>

1841
01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,917
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, wait.
It's not happening up here.</font>

1842
01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's not. It's...</font>

1843
01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, it's happening beneath us. Look.</font>

1844
01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's an underground parking garage.</i></font>

1845
01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,953
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.</font>

1846
01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,710
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you stay up here?
Keep overwatch.</font>

1847
01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll go down there and check things out.</font>

1848
01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, what? No, I'm going with you.</font>

1849
01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:28,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't go with me.
The smarter play is if we split up.</font>

1850
01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Smarter play for who?</font>

1851
01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,896
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know what happens
when people split up, Bob?</font>

1852
01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:32,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Somebody dies!</font>

1853
01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'd be the one to die. You know why?</font>

1854
01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I don't have a bulletproof vest
and I don't have a gun!</font>

1855
01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Which means that you
are my bulletproof vest!</font>

1856
01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,576
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My little black ass is gonna stay
behind you, you're not leaving me!</font>

1857
01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,477
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's exactly why
you should stay up here.</font>

1858
01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, if you went down
in that garage and you got shot to death,</font>

1859
01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">you know how hurt I would be?</font>

1860
01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'd be super bummed out!
I don't want that.</font>

1861
01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's safer for you up here.</font>

1862
01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If something happened up here,
what am I supposed to do, Bob?</font>

1863
01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How do I get your attention?
Make a bird call?</font>

1864
01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,590
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Does that sound like a bird to you? Huh?</font>

1865
01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my biggest weakness!
I can't make bird noises.</font>

1866
01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I never could.</font>

1867
01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So if that's what
I gotta depend on to live,</font>

1868
01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS">it means I'm gonna die!
I'mma die up here, by myself</font>

1869
01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,229
<font face="Comic Sans MS">sounding like a dead-ass pigeon.</font>

1870
01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I have no idea what a pigeon...
- Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!</font>

1871
01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,432
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to make bird noises.</font>

1872
01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to sound like a pigeon.</font>

1873
01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do
is call me on the encrypted phone</font>

1874
01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,597
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that's in your hand.</font>

1875
01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay?
- Okay, yeah.</font>

1876
01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll be right back.
- Okay.</font>

1877
01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right?</font>

1878
01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,194
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jet.</font>

1879
01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>

1880
01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>

1881
01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah.</i></font>

1882
01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're early.</font>

1883
01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So are you.</font>

1884
01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,073
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

1885
01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, my God!</i></font>

1886
01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,797
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>

1887
01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I knew it.</i></font>

1888
01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I knew it. I knew
she was The Black Badger!</font>

1889
01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,958
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>

1890
01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.</font>

1891
01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yello?</i></font>

1892
01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!</font>

1893
01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:44,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hello?</i></font>

1894
01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>

1895
01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I can't hear you.</i></font>

1896
01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:49,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>

1897
01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,634
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Just kidding! I'm not here.
Leave a message at the beep.</i></font>

1898
01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:54,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>

1899
01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. Harris is
The Black Badger!</font>

1900
01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>

1901
01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I knew it. I knew it.
Harris is The Black Badger!</font>

1902
01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Harris is The...</font>

1903
01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:16,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who is he?</font>

1904
01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,160
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my partner.</font>

1905
01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like splitting my fees.</font>

1906
01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:38,431
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The package. Please.</font>

1907
01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thought you'd never ask.</font>

1908
01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,870
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait! You're making a mistake.</font>

1909
01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Bob.</font>

1910
01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're dead.</font>

1911
01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,596
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Not as much as people think.</font>

1912
01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:57,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, he's not The Black Badger...</font>

1913
01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:58,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am.</font>

1914
01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,116
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And those aren't the encryption codes,</font>

1915
01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">these are.</font>

1916
01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:03,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's lying to you.</font>

1917
01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">This man is a CIA agent,</font>

1918
01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and he's trying to sell you bogus plans.</font>

1919
01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:15,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn.</font>

1920
01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,039
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ow, ow.</font>

1921
01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He shot me.</font>

1922
01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,790
<font face="Comic Sans MS">These are the real codes</font>

1923
01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,232
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and I am the real Black Badger.</font>

1924
01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob is The Black Badger.</font>

1925
01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,816
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob is The Black Badger.</font>

1926
01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I am The Black Badger.</font>

1927
01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,594
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Phil?</font>

1928
01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I'm The Black Badger.</font>

1929
01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm starting to think
I might be The Black Badger.</font>

1930
01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's the thing.</font>

1931
01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I have no idea
who is the real Black Badger.</font>

1932
01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And I don't care.</font>

1933
01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,959
<font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.</font>

1934
01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.</font>

1935
01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,792
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The Honey Badger's nasty.</font>

1936
01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's so nasty, he'll take them both.</font>

1937
01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hand them over.</font>

1938
01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Phil, when this thing is over,</font>

1939
01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,119
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going to rip your throat out
like Patrick Swayze in Road House.</font>

1940
01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. You and Road House.</font>

1941
01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:20,835
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get over that movie.</font>

1942
01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It sucked then, it sucks now.</font>

1943
01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck Patrick Swayze!</font>

1944
01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How dare you!</font>

1945
01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Drop your weapons!</font>

1946
01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh, shit!</font>

1947
01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,709
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The codes.</font>

1948
01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do it.</font>

1949
01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:56,949
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stupid.</font>

1950
01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1951
01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:01,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One,</font>

1952
01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">two,</font>

1953
01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">three! Shit!</font>

1954
01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-oh! Oh!</font>

1955
01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:14,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>

1956
01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:16,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got the codes!</font>

1957
01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo!</font>

1958
01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,598
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, this is crazy, right?</font>

1959
01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You stay the hell away from me, Bob!</font>

1960
01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:57,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You shot me in the neck!</i></font>

1961
01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet!</font>

1962
01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

1963
01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,470
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet for the win!</font>

1964
01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Shit!</font>

1965
01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Drop your weapon, Bob.</font>

1966
01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>

1967
01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Get behind me, Mr. Joyner.</font>

1968
01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,913
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.</font>

1969
01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:42,434
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's obvious he's the bad guy.</font>

1970
01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,216
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.</font>

1971
01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Agent Harris had me go dark</font>

1972
01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:49,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">to get Bob to reveal himself
as The Black Badger.</font>

1973
01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't seriously
believe this guy, do you?</font>

1974
01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,440
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna get behind me, Jet.</font>

1975
01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You betrayed your nation, Bob.</font>

1976
01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:56,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You betrayed your partner, Phil.</font>

1977
01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,516
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, no, wait! Everybody just stop!</font>

1978
01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:01,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cut the shit!</font>

1979
01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma cut the line right now!</font>

1980
01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:05,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I cut the shit!</font>

1981
01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,517
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hear me? Now I don't care
who betrayed who.</font>

1982
01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,113
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? I just don't wanna get hurt!</font>

1983
01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So there ain't gonna be no... Shit!</font>

1984
01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:21,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>

1985
01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:38,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shi...</font>

1986
01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>

1987
01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:05,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Smart move, Mr. Joyner.</font>

1988
01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:07,755
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You've done your country a great service.</font>

1989
01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, hand me the firearm</font>

1990
01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:13,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and we'll turn over
the satellite codes together.</font>

1991
01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:17,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay right there, man.
Don't you take another step.</font>

1992
01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just because I shot him
does not mean I trust you.</font>

1993
01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:21,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We don't have time for this.</font>

1994
01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop! I said, "Stop."</font>

1995
01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw, whoopsie.</font>

1996
01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice throw, bitch.</font>

1997
01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:42,596
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna know why your pal Bob
could never have been The Black Badger?</font>

1998
01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's because he's too weak.</font>

1999
01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,349
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And if I had to hear
another goddamned story</font>

2000
01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:51,717
<font face="Comic Sans MS">about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner</font>

2001
01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and how awesome you were in high school</font>

2002
01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and how you were
this big idiot's best friend,</font>

2003
01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I was just gonna lose it.</font>

2004
01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,070
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Looking at you right now,
you don't seem so cool.</font>

2005
01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You just seem like a regular guy.</font>

2006
01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:08,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">An everyday Joe.</font>

2007
01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, faking my own death
was the easy part.</font>

2008
01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:17,236
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But dealing with Bob, day after day,
was the hard part.</i></font>

2009
01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:18,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Phil.</font>

2010
01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, Bob?</font>

2011
01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>

2012
01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:25,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I hope we don't. All right?</font>

2013
01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just, no. Bye, bye, bye.</font>

2014
01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,280
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just go.</font>

2015
01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:31,159
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I made up the Black Badger,
rigged up a blood bag</i></font>

2016
01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:32,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and that big dummy bought it.</i></font>

2017
01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,789
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

2018
01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,911
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no! Hang on, buddy.</font>

2019
01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:38,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, there's some sort of bomb in here.</font>

2020
01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're pushing it closed, I think.</font>

2021
01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,190
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no, no. Sorry.
- No, don't give up!</font>

2022
01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:43,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye, Bob.</font>

2023
01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:46,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm getting away with
a half a billion dollars.</i></font>

2024
01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:50,356
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
spend his life in prison.</i></font>

2025
01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Ain't America great?</i></font>

2026
01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:57,436
<font face="Comic Sans MS">So now you're gonna be
the second partner of Bob's to die.</font>

2027
01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just relax.</font>

2028
01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:01,354
<font face="Comic Sans MS">On your knees, Golden Jet.</font>

2029
01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,274
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell was that?</font>

2030
01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet flip.</font>

2031
01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,192
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah? Well, you really suck at it.</font>

2032
01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>

2033
01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why'd you do it?</font>

2034
01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:23,640
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Distraction.</font>

2035
01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:29,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you just pulled his throat out!</font>

2036
01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>

2037
01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:40,056
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, come here.
Give me your hand, old buddy.</font>

2038
01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,798
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! Get that away from me!</font>

2039
01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:43,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>

2040
01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:46,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, Jet.
That was a trachea.</font>

2041
01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Great distraction, man!</font>

2042
01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,753
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.</i></font>

2043
01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:51,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It was the only way
I could save your life.</i></font>

2044
01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,995
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But when you shot me
to get Phil to confess</font>

2045
01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,479
<font face="Comic Sans MS">that he was The Black Badger,</font>

2046
01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:57,636
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that was some next-level-type shit!</i></font>

2047
01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, no.
I'm glad you see it the way I saw it.</font>

2048
01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That was my plan the whole time. So...</font>

2049
01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:05,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You are a natural for this line of work.</i></font>

2050
01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,176
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, you're smart,
you got the skill set,</font>

2051
01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,235
<font face="Comic Sans MS">you're a people person</font>

2052
01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:11,676
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and you already got a dope-ass code name,
"The Golden Jet!" What?</font>

2053
01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,736
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But in the meantime,
we gotta get those encryption codes</i></font>

2054
01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">over to Harris right away
or we're gonna be late.</font>

2055
01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:18,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you talking about? Late for what?</font>

2056
01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:25,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">The reunion, dude. What-what!
This shit's on!</font>

2057
01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Damn it.</font>

2058
01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:53,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>

2059
01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:54,720
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One more thing.</font>

2060
01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:56,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks for securing the satellite codes.</font>

2061
01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You really saved my ass.</font>

2062
01:36:58,320 --> 01:36:59,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your country thanks you.</font>

2063
01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just doing my job.</font>

2064
01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm really sorry about your hand.
I hope you know that wasn't personal.</font>

2065
01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam.</font>

2066
01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:07,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Besides, everybody makes mistakes.</font>

2067
01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,871
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, here, thought
you were The Black Badger.</font>

2068
01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't... No, I don't think...</font>

2069
01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,616
<font face="Comic Sans MS">When we were in the plane,
you said, "Hey, Harris is the Black..."</font>

2070
01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you should... Maybe I...</font>

2071
01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,553
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure
working with you.</font>

2072
01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:23,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If you ever want a career change,
you give me a call.</font>

2073
01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">If I were to give you a call,
how would I get in touch with you?</font>

2074
01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Just pick up any phone in your house.</font>

2075
01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:29,635
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They're all bugged.</font>

2076
01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,038
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're crazy. Hey, you're crazy!</font>

2077
01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a good one.</font>

2078
01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:38,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin! I got your text
and came right over.</font>

2079
01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:41,397
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where the hell have you been?
Why did you get out of a helicopter?</font>

2080
01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, uh, Maggie.</font>

2081
01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,675
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, hi!</font>

2082
01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,712
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?</font>

2083
01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well... Uh...</font>

2084
01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:49,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's not Dr. Dan.</font>

2085
01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:52,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Allow me to properly introduce myself.</font>

2086
01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:53,629
<font face="Comic Sans MS">My name is Bob Stone,</font>

2087
01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,873
<font face="Comic Sans MS">the artist formerly known as
Robbie Wheirdicht.</font>

2088
01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:58,075
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I work for the CIA.</font>

2089
01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:00,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I roped your husband
into helping me track down a traitor,</font>

2090
01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">who was gonna sell
military state secrets to a terrorist.</font>

2091
01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,918
<font face="Comic Sans MS">We did all that, we stopped them,</font>

2092
01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS">we saved the free world, and here we are.</font>

2093
01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:10,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell is going on?</font>

2094
01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,198
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, listen, listen.</font>

2095
01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been a fool. All right?</font>

2096
01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought that my life was a failure.</font>

2097
01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,029
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought that it wasn't special.
But it is special.</font>

2098
01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:21,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's special because I have you in it.</font>

2099
01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are my world.
You are what makes me special!</font>

2100
01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,110
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're everything to me, Mags.</font>

2101
01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:28,554
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>

2102
01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,389
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>

2103
01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:36,080
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay.</i></font>

2104
01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:39,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here come the waterworks.</font>

2105
01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:41,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I promised myself I wouldn't do this.</i></font>

2106
01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, come on.
- Okay.</font>

2107
01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:50,438
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- Yeah.</font>

2108
01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:13,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi, Brian.
- Hi, Gail.</font>

2109
01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,276
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys, this isn't a good idea.
You know what?</font>

2110
01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:18,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll just meet you later.
I shouldn't have come.</font>

2111
01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:19,920
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait, wait.</font>

2112
01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:23,117
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, calm down, okay? Listen to me.</font>

2113
01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:25,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tonight is not gonna be
how high school was for you 20 years ago.</font>

2114
01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:26,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise.</font>

2115
01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:29,628
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Attention,</i> por favor.</font>

2116
01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,989
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And now,</i></font>

2117
01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for the moment
you've all been waiting for,</i></font>

2118
01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:38,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>tonight's vote for the reunion
homecoming king and queen!</i></font>

2119
01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We'll announce the queen in one moment.</i></font>

2120
01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,954
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But first, without further ado...</i></font>

2121
01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:45,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The new homecoming king</i></font>

2122
01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:49,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for the Central High School Centaurs,
Class of 1996 is...</i></font>

2123
01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,674
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I really gotta pee, Jet.</font>

2124
01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob Stone!</i></font>

2125
01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:56,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Do we have a Bob Stone?</i></font>

2126
01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!</font>

2127
01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah!</i></font>

2128
01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:03,876
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.</font>

2129
01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:05,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For reals?</font>

2130
01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:07,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.</font>

2131
01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo!</font>

2132
01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,273
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You did it, big guy!</font>

2133
01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:20,352
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?</font>

2134
01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,915
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I hacked into the votes on the flight in.</font>

2135
01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,078
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,
at your service.</font>

2136
01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:29,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I had no idea you could do that.</font>

2137
01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,637
<font face="Comic Sans MS">There's a lot of things
that you don't know about me, Maggie.</font>

2138
01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, scratch that I said that.</font>

2139
01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:37,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was supposed to
come out cool. It didn't.</font>

2140
01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It was something I thought of,
it was like a...</font>

2141
01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:39,715
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget it.</font>

2142
01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,951
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, well, let's hear it for him!</font>

2143
01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fat Robbie made good.</font>

2144
01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:48,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot.</font>

2145
01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,376
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you just
get out of the way, Trevor?</font>

2146
01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Or what, Golden Jet?</font>

2147
01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,256
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna hop up here
and punch me in the belt?</font>

2148
01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Simmer down, Ant-Man.</font>

2149
01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,790
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You know what? That's it. That's it.
- It's okay.</font>

2150
01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,136
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all right.
- No, I've had it!</font>

2151
01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:59,752
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I got it, Jet. It's okay.
- It's okay.</font>

2152
01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,035
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll handle it.</font>

2153
01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:05,233
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa! Hang on. I'm not buying
this whole transformation</font>

2154
01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,992
<font face="Comic Sans MS">from ugly duckling into swan.</font>

2155
01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:08,200
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No one in here is.</font>

2156
01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,796
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You can fly in, in a bunch of helicopters
and dress up in a thousand suits,</font>

2157
01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,595
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but to everybody, including me,
you'll always just be the fat kid.</font>

2158
01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been thinking
about this a lot, Trevor.</font>

2159
01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,112
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the only thing I want to say to you</font>

2160
01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:24,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">is I forgive you.</font>

2161
01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:27,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You forgive me! Oh, boy! For what?</font>

2162
01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:29,513
<font face="Comic Sans MS">For being rad as shit.</font>

2163
01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,874
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you, fat boy.</font>

2164
01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Still a scared little bitch.</font>

2165
01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:37,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like bullies.</font>

2166
01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS">And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!</font>

2167
01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:45,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo-whoo!</font>

2168
01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, baby. Step over.</font>

2169
01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:52,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hi, everybody!</i></font>

2170
01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:56,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Most of you knew me back in high school as</i></font>

2171
01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,399
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Robbie Wheirdicht.</i></font>

2172
01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,511
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- <i>That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
- No way!</i></font>

2173
01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I wore prescription pants every day.</i></font>

2174
01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:08,030
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>20 years ago, in this gym,</i></font>

2175
01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,196
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I stood in front of you all</i></font>

2176
01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,155
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>naked</i></font>

2177
01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,279
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and embarrassed.</i></font>

2178
01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:18,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Some of you might remember that day.</i></font>

2179
01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,476
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>A lot of you probably even laughed.</i></font>

2180
01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:24,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But that's okay.</i></font>

2181
01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Tonight's gonna be different because</i></font>

2182
01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,072
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>my best friend is here with me.</i></font>

2183
01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:38,394
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And he taught me what it means
to be the hero of your own story.</i></font>

2184
01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:42,560
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Would you hold this for me, please?</i></font>

2185
01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Being the hero of your own story</i></font>

2186
01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:50,677
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>isn't about stopping bad guys
or climbing mountains.</i></font>

2187
01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's about overcoming bullies
in your life,</i></font>

2188
01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:57,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>whatever or whomever they may be.</i></font>

2189
01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,673
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's about putting it all out there</i></font>

2190
01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:02,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for everyone</i></font>

2191
01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:04,909
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>to see.</i></font>

2192
01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,591
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And it's realizing that, in life,</i></font>

2193
01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:10,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the most important thing that you can be</i></font>

2194
01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is yourself.</i></font>

2195
01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:17,392
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, Central High, Class of 1996,</i></font>

2196
01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:21,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>this is me, Robbie Wheirdicht.</i></font>

2197
01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:35,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!</font>

2198
01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,552
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes! Yes!</font>

2199
01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Way to go, Bob!</i></font>

2200
01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Be you!</i></font>

2201
01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:49,310
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie!
Robbie! Robbie!</font>

2202
01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,472
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!</i></font>

2203
01:43:58,000 --> 01:43:59,149
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man!</font>

2204
01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,515
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, this is amazing!
I'm so happy for you!</font>

2205
01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, Jet! I feel so free!</font>

2206
01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,955
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come here.
- No, no, no.</font>

2207
01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,872
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your junk is out.</font>

2208
01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:09,800
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh. Sorry, Jet.
- Excuse me.</font>

2209
01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,593
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Robbie.</font>

2210
01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:16,750
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You probably don't remember me.
- Darla.</font>

2211
01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Is that Darla McGuckian?
- Yeah.</font>

2212
01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,475
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! She looks great!</font>

2213
01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?</font>

2214
01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,719
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Two of them.
- Wow.</font>

2215
01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:27,950
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't believe you remember me.</font>

2216
01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:29,599
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Remember you?</font>

2217
01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,318
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How could I forget you?</font>

2218
01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You still have the same sweet smile,
the same sweet face.</font>

2219
01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,193
<font face="Comic Sans MS">But your hair's changed.
You used to wear it curlier.</font>

2220
01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:40,588
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I like it though.</font>

2221
01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:42,678
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You haven't changed at all.</font>

2222
01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I don't know.</font>

2223
01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're still as beautiful as ever.</font>

2224
01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:53,680
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>

2225
01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,758
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, Bob!
- Go, Bob!</font>

2226
01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:07,239
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>

2227
01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,550
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I got spinny.</font>

2228
01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:18,557
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Super spinny.</font>

2229
01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:22,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's nice.</font>

2230
01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:26,393
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I take you to get ice-cream...
- Yes.</font>

2231
01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:29,231
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. Yes, yes, yes.</font>

2232
01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Super lactose intolerant, but that's okay.
Let's roll the dice.</font>

2233
01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,840
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my jam!</font>

2234
01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Go show them what you got.</font>

2235
01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,071
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right, Darla.
- Okay.</font>

2236
01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:42,391
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Darla, hi. Calvin.</font>

2237
01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,238
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Colin. Nice to meet you.</font>

2238
01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:46,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Calvin.
- And Maggie.</font>

2239
01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,592
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, hi!</font>

2240
01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,069
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. You look so good.</font>

2241
01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- My gosh, you look the same.
- You do too.</font>

2242
01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:54,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I don't know.</font>

2243
01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:57,036
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You probably remember me
as The Golden Jet.</font>

2244
01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:59,834
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Your name's Golden Jeff? Hi, Jeff.</font>

2245
01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:02,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. Good to see you.</font>

2246
01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:08,114
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good going, Bob!
- Come on, Bob!</font>

2247
01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,353
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right.
- Good luck!</font>

2248
01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,788
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Love you.
- I love you.</font>

2249
01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,837
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you, too, little Golden Jet!</font>

2250
01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:32,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm...</font>

2251
01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:33,749
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Uh...</font>

2252
01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,398
<font face="Comic Sans MS">How long do you think he's been there?</font>

2253
01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:38,957
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hmm, probably since last night.</i></font>

2254
01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:41,000
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, babe, I'll see you later.</font>

2255
01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:42,878
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Have fun with your friend!</font>

2256
01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:49,480
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Who, me?</font>

2257
01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:50,914
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, you.</font>

2258
01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:01,439
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow, Jet!</font>

2259
01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:03,312
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You look amazing!</font>

2260
01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:05,272
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do you think?
- Oh, what? Yes!</font>

2261
01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,311
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I just didn't know
the kind of look to go for</font>

2262
01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:08,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">on my first day at the agency.</font>

2263
01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:10,716
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You look like a black Will Smith,
or something.</font>

2264
01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:12,600
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I'm not sure
if that's racist or not,</font>

2265
01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:13,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">but I'll take it as a compliment.</font>

2266
01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:15,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, cool. Yeah, come on!</font>

2267
01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>

2268
01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:18,514
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Don't be nervous.</font>

2269
01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You are gonna do great.
They're gonna love you!</font>

2270
01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:21,999
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!</font>

2271
01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:23,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, before we go, man, uh...</font>

2272
01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:25,875
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I got a surprise for you.</font>

2273
01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:29,031
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. What's the surprise?</font>

2274
01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,839
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, you gotta close your eyes first.</font>

2275
01:47:33,520 --> 01:47:34,669
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Eyes are closed.</font>

2276
01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:35,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">No peeking.</font>

2277
01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:42,509
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Open your eyes.</font>

2278
01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,195
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that my... Is that my jacket?</font>

2279
01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:50,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes!</font>

2280
01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,551
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, is that my jacket?
- Yes!</font>

2281
01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,153
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, wait a minute.
- Yes!</font>

2282
01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,032
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>

2283
01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, where'd you get this from?</font>

2284
01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:01,309
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I sleep in it most nights,
but it's clean now, totally good. Yeah!</font>

2285
01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:04,074
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Man! You are the man! Yes!</font>

2286
01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:07,118
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Family hug! What?
- Ooh. Okay.</font>

2287
01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:10,315
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, let's go!</font>

2288
01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:11,799
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
- All right.</font>

2289
01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,156
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You still ride?</font>

2290
01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:30,910
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Cut! The fire department's here.</font>

2291
01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,589
<font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. That's our cue, guys!</font>

2292
01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Here we are
shooting Central Intelligence.</font>

2293
01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:38,351
<font face="Comic Sans MS">They shut us down.
The fire trucks are out here.</font>

2294
01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:40,336
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Shut the fuck up!
- Will you get the fuck out of my video?</font>

2295
01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,496
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.</font>

2296
01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:42,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Why do you do your video behind me?</font>

2297
01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,016
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm trying to do my video!
- This is my video!</font>

2298
01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:45,656
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're in my fucking video!
- I'm pissed off.</font>

2299
01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:47,296
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch your mouth,
I'll slap the shit out of you.</font>

2300
01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:48,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you!</font>

2301
01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:51,794
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. You have it your way.</font>

2302
01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:54,751
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You leave me no choice.</font>

2303
01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:57,040
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Pam...</font>

2304
01:48:58,360 --> 01:48:59,360
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Tickler! Tickler!</font>

2305
01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:02,034
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are the codes? Where are the codes?</font>

2306
01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:04,519
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just nice.</font>

2307
01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:08,760
<font face="Comic Sans MS">In here and it's kind of all...</font>

2308
01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:11,679
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, my God.
- Sorry.</font>

2309
01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:17,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can you do both?
- Yeah.</font>

2310
01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,115
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>

2311
01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,157
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "soul gazing."</font>

2312
01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,869
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul
and I'll stare into yours.</font>

2313
01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:29,520
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come in. Shh.
- You're not my wife!</font>

2314
01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:31,079
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, that's it.</font>

2315
01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:34,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, I'm gonna...
- Shh.</font>

2316
01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:37,240
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise you'll never...</font>

2317
01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:39,832
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's keep on, keep on.</font>

2318
01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,400
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, for real this time.</i></font>

2319
01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:44,151
<font face="Comic Sans MS">It's for real.
This is for real, guys, yeah.</font>

2320
01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,795
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it!
- Oh.</font>

2321
01:49:45,960 --> 01:49:47,473
<font face="Comic Sans MS">One more. Come on.</font>

2322
01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:48,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I can't do this, I'm not...
- Shh.</font>

2323
01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,633
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. I've fucking had it.</font>

2324
01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:52,936
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Lock it! We're professionals.</font>

2325
01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:54,880
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is what we do. You ready?
- Come on, baby!</font>

2326
01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:56,638
<font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna hit you. I told you!</font>

2327
01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:57,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck!</font>

2328
01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:00,960
<font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you not a super tool?</font>

2329
01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,395
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
You're Bob Stone!</font>

2330
01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,776
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- I made that name up.
- So what?</font>

2331
01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,320
<font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not real.
- What does that mean?</font>

2332
01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:11,319
<font face="Comic Sans MS">What, you think Mr. T and Sting</font>

2333
01:50:11,480 --> 01:50:12,708
<font face="Comic Sans MS">and The Rock...</font>

2334
01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:14,359
<font face="Comic Sans MS">You think those guys are real?</font>

2335
01:50:14,520 --> 01:50:17,512
<font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames
by a bunch of dumbass people.</font>

2336
01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:03,994
<font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Fanny!</i></font>