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  3. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And now,
  4. it's time for a breakdown.</i></font>
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  8. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm, mmm, mmm, yeah...</font>
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  12. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I told you Robbie Wheirdicht
  13. showers here during first period.</font>
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  17. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why doesn't he just shower at home
  18. like a normal person?</font>
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  22. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at him.</font>
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  26. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Does anything about that
  27. look normal to you?</font>
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  31. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, he's actually
  32. a pretty good dancer.</font>
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  36. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, fuck that guy is different!</font>
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  40. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's wreck him.</font>
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  44. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey, Weird Dick!</i></font>
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  48. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
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  52. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Finally, young ladies and young gentlemen,</i></font>
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  56. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it is my pleasure
  57. to announce that the winner</i></font>
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  61. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>of the National High School
  62. Student of the Year Award</i></font>
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  66. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is none other than your very own</i></font>
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  70. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>2-time student body president,</i></font>
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  74. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the captain of
  75. Central High's All Valley track team,</i></font>
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  79. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>president of the drama club</i></font>
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  83. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and the senior voted
  84. "Most Likely to Succeed."</i></font>
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  88. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I gotta tell you folks,
  89. after 40 years as an educator,</i></font>
  90.  
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  93. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>he is my favorite student.</i></font>
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  97. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I wish he were my son</i></font>
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  101. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>if I were medically able to have children.</i></font>
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  105. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He's everybody's
  106. favorite all-around guy...</i></font>
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  110. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner! Come on!</i></font>
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  114. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!
  115. Golden Jet! Golden Jet!</font>
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  119. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my goodness.</font>
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  123. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Wow! Wow, guys.</i></font>
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  127. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey! How about a hand
  128. for Principal Kent, huh?</i></font>
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  132. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Huh?</i></font>
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  136. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Honestly, if my mom
  137. was into white guys, it would be you.</i></font>
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  141. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I know it would, okay?</i></font>
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  145. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Well, as we all know,
  146. this is our last assembly,</i></font>
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  150. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which means this is the last time
  151. in front of you guys</i></font>
  152.  
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  155. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that I'll be able to tell
  156. the most beautiful girl in the world...</i></font>
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  160. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm talking about you, Maggie Johnson,</i></font>
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  164. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that I love you. I love you, baby. I do.</i></font>
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  168. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm gonna put it in my pocket.</i></font>
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  172. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'll save it.</i></font>
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  176. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
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  180. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>All right, guys. We're seniors now.</i></font>
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  184. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And once we get those diplomas,</i></font>
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  188. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the decisions that we make after that
  189. are all up to us.</i></font>
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  193. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't know what path
  194. life is gonna take me on.</i></font>
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  198. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But I can promise you all this...</i></font>
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  202. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That I, for one, will push myself</i></font>
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  206. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>at every stage, at every step.</i></font>
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  210. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, I got one question to ask.</i></font>
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  214. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I got one question for
  215. the graduating class of 1996</i></font>
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  219. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and that's "Will you..."</i></font>
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  223. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Check out my Weird Dick!</font>
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  227. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey. Here, here, man.</font>
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  231. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
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  235. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, there's no coming back from that.</font>
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  239. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin Joyner, everybody,</i></font>
  240.  
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  243. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>voted "Most Likely to Succeed."</i></font>
  244.  
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  247. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!
  248. Golden Jet! Golden Jet!</font>
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  252. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo. Check it.</font>
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  256. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, come on, man.
  257. I don't want to see that.</font>
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  261. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no, no, it's my dick.</font>
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  265. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what it is. I don't want to see it.</font>
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  269. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hilarious.</font>
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  273. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I'm working on this new sexting app.</font>
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  277. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's kind of like Instagram, right?</font>
  278.  
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  280. 00:06:16,640 --> 00:06:17,755
  281. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But, instead of filters,</font>
  282.  
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  284. 00:06:17,920 --> 00:06:19,280
  285. <font face="Comic Sans MS">it just makes your junk look huge.</font>
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  289. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, 3 to 6 inches bigger.</font>
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  293. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "Junk Mail." Clever, right?</font>
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  297. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, and here's why...
  298. - Sorry, hang on, one second.</font>
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  302. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just gonna...</font>
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  306. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>
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  310. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, and send.</font>
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  314. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, you were saying something boring.</font>
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  318. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You just sent a dick pic.</font>
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  322. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called dating, grandma. Look it up.</font>
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  326. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why are you all cranky-pants
  327. this morning, huh?</font>
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  331. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. It's because Ethan got promoted
  332. instead of you?</font>
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  336. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ethan got promoted?</font>
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  340. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Youngest senior associate
  341. in the history of the firm.</font>
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  345. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Corner office, the whole deal.</font>
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  349. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't he used to be your assistant?</font>
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  353. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who cares? Hey, you should
  354. come to lunch with us.</font>
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  358. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We're gonna be celebrating his pro-mosh!</font>
  359.  
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  362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll probably be good for you
  363. to kiss the ring a bit.</font>
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  367. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Kiss the ring a bit"?</font>
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  371. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you play your chessboard
  372. however you like, okay?</font>
  373.  
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  375. 00:07:06,440 --> 00:07:09,352
  376. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Me, lunch today?
  377. I'm gonna French kiss that thing.</font>
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  381. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Aah...</font>
  382.  
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  384. 00:07:11,480 --> 00:07:14,278
  385. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't. I'm taking my wife
  386. to lunch today, so...</font>
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  390. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Bummer for you.</font>
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  394. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Right?</font>
  395.  
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  398. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Can you just get out of my face?</font>
  399.  
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  402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">#Blessed.</font>
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  406. <font face="Comic Sans MS">To a guy I not only consider my coworker,</font>
  407.  
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  410. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but my personal friend.</font>
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  414. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- To Ethan!
  415. - Cheers!</font>
  416.  
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  419. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you wanna move tables?
  420. I know this kind of sucks.</font>
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  424. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. It doesn't suck.</font>
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  428. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, if I wanted to get
  429. one of those ice teas</font>
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  433. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but I want most of it to be bourbon...
  434. What is that called?</font>
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  438. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. How about we change the topic
  439. to something a little more fun?</font>
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  443. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything else, please.</font>
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  447. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, how about...</font>
  448.  
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  450. 00:08:01,320 --> 00:08:03,390
  451. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is the dress
  452. that I'm thinking about wearing.</font>
  453.  
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  456. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>
  457.  
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  459. 00:08:05,360 --> 00:08:06,576
  460. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, I want every single girl</font>
  461.  
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  463. 00:08:06,600 --> 00:08:08,113
  464. <font face="Comic Sans MS">to be jealous tomorrow night.</font>
  465.  
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  468. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
  469.  
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  472. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  473.  
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  476. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... I just don't want to go.</font>
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  480. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, it's our 20-year
  481. high school reunion.</font>
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  485. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna go without you.</font>
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  489. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We agreed we were going. I RSVP'd for us.</font>
  490.  
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  493. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just changed my mind. That's all.</font>
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  497. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. I see.</font>
  498.  
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  501. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're disappointed
  502. about the promotion. I get it.</font>
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  506. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not about the promotion.</font>
  507.  
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  510. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, this has to do with me
  511. not wanting to spend my Friday night</font>
  512.  
  513. 119
  514. 00:08:30,200 --> 00:08:32,016
  515. <font face="Comic Sans MS">answering the
  516. "What are you doing now?" question.</font>
  517.  
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  520. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I'll get all night.</font>
  521.  
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  524. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hey, Calvin, what are you doing now?"
  525. "I'm an accountant."</font>
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  529. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"An accountant? Really?</font>
  530.  
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  533. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"I thought you would be the governor, man.</font>
  534.  
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  537. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Wait a minute. Didn't you get voted
  538. 'Most Likely to Succeed'?</font>
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  542. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"I guess we missed that one."</font>
  543.  
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  546. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this why you've been
  547. so weird and moody lately?</font>
  548.  
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  551. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause you're freaking out
  552. about the reunion?</font>
  553.  
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  556. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
  557. - And what's the matter</font>
  558.  
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  560. 00:08:46,320 --> 00:08:48,016
  561. <font face="Comic Sans MS">with being an accountant?
  562. You love your job.</font>
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  566. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you love your job.</font>
  567.  
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  570. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm good at my job.
  571. It's not the same thing.</font>
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  575. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, that's not fair.</font>
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  579. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're a partner at your firm.</font>
  580.  
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  582. 00:08:54,360 --> 00:08:56,635
  583. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Instead, I work
  584. in a building with a giant,</font>
  585.  
  586. 135
  587. 00:08:56,800 --> 00:08:58,320
  588. <font face="Comic Sans MS">inflatable gorilla out in front of it.</font>
  589.  
  590. 136
  591. 00:08:58,400 --> 00:09:00,336
  592. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, I don't want to be
  593. the guy that peaked in high school</font>
  594.  
  595. 137
  596. 00:09:00,360 --> 00:09:02,316
  597. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and, after he peaked,
  598. his life went like this...</font>
  599.  
  600. 138
  601. 00:09:05,080 --> 00:09:06,816
  602. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know the sound
  603. that that thing makes,</font>
  604.  
  605. 139
  606. 00:09:06,840 --> 00:09:07,976
  607. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but you know what I'm trying to do.</font>
  608.  
  609. 140
  610. 00:09:08,000 --> 00:09:09,320
  611. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the guy that went down, okay?</font>
  612.  
  613. 141
  614. 00:09:09,360 --> 00:09:10,395
  615. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah.
  616. - Then my life</font>
  617.  
  618. 142
  619. 00:09:10,560 --> 00:09:11,920
  620. <font face="Comic Sans MS">down here became a disappointment.</font>
  621.  
  622. 143
  623. 00:09:12,080 --> 00:09:13,274
  624. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I'll be.</font>
  625.  
  626. 144
  627. 00:09:13,440 --> 00:09:14,440
  628. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow.</font>
  629.  
  630. 145
  631. 00:09:15,520 --> 00:09:16,520
  632. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  633.  
  634. 146
  635. 00:09:16,680 --> 00:09:18,056
  636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I had no idea that your life with me</font>
  637.  
  638. 147
  639. 00:09:18,080 --> 00:09:20,548
  640. <font face="Comic Sans MS">was such a soundless,
  641. crashing disappointment!</font>
  642.  
  643. 148
  644. 00:09:20,720 --> 00:09:22,358
  645. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that.</font>
  646.  
  647. 149
  648. 00:09:22,520 --> 00:09:24,480
  649. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's not... Don't do that.
  650. - That's the sound.</font>
  651.  
  652. 150
  653. 00:09:24,600 --> 00:09:26,256
  654. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You want to know the sound
  655. I'm about to make right now?</font>
  656.  
  657. 151
  658. 00:09:26,280 --> 00:09:27,349
  659. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The sound of me not going.</font>
  660.  
  661. 152
  662. 00:09:27,520 --> 00:09:28,919
  663. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the sound I'm making.</font>
  664.  
  665. 153
  666. 00:09:30,240 --> 00:09:31,240
  667. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not going.</font>
  668.  
  669. 154
  670. 00:09:34,240 --> 00:09:35,240
  671. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
  672.  
  673. 155
  674. 00:09:44,160 --> 00:09:45,878
  675. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mmm-mmm-mmm.</i></font>
  676.  
  677. 156
  678. 00:09:52,040 --> 00:09:53,040
  679. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
  680.  
  681. 157
  682. 00:09:54,440 --> 00:09:56,158
  683. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not going to that.</font>
  684.  
  685. 158
  686. 00:10:04,120 --> 00:10:05,269
  687. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone?</font>
  688.  
  689. 159
  690. 00:10:15,640 --> 00:10:16,789
  691. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  692.  
  693. 160
  694. 00:10:27,240 --> 00:10:28,240
  695. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello?</font>
  696.  
  697. 161
  698. 00:10:28,440 --> 00:10:30,795
  699. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey.
  700. - Girl, you scared me.</font>
  701.  
  702. 162
  703. 00:10:31,080 --> 00:10:33,594
  704. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I did?
  705. <i>- Yes. I thought that you were...</i></font>
  706.  
  707. 163
  708. 00:10:34,680 --> 00:10:36,636
  709. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just... On the...</font>
  710.  
  711. 164
  712. 00:10:37,240 --> 00:10:39,959
  713. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Never mind. Hey, I'm glad you called.</i></font>
  714.  
  715. 165
  716. 00:10:40,160 --> 00:10:42,390
  717. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry about lunch today.</font>
  718.  
  719. 166
  720. 00:10:43,200 --> 00:10:44,235
  721. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm an idiot, babe.</font>
  722.  
  723. 167
  724. 00:10:44,400 --> 00:10:46,176
  725. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't even know
  726. what's going on with me right now.</font>
  727.  
  728. 168
  729. 00:10:46,200 --> 00:10:47,713
  730. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- I really don't.</i>
  731. - Yeah?</font>
  732.  
  733. 169
  734. 00:10:47,880 --> 00:10:49,871
  735. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Actually, honey,</font>
  736.  
  737. 170
  738. 00:10:50,080 --> 00:10:51,920
  739. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that's what I was calling
  740. to talk to you about.</font>
  741.  
  742. 171
  743. 00:10:52,480 --> 00:10:55,517
  744. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, honey, I think that
  745. we should see someone.</font>
  746.  
  747. 172
  748. 00:10:56,560 --> 00:10:59,552
  749. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean, "Someone"?
  750. What do you mean?</font>
  751.  
  752. 173
  753. 00:10:59,760 --> 00:11:01,830
  754. <font face="Comic Sans MS">See someone, like a therapist.</font>
  755.  
  756. 174
  757. 00:11:02,200 --> 00:11:04,316
  758. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Honey, black people don't go to therapy.</font>
  759.  
  760. 175
  761. 00:11:05,160 --> 00:11:06,559
  762. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We go to barbershops.</font>
  763.  
  764. 176
  765. 00:11:06,720 --> 00:11:08,240
  766. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's where we talk out our problems.</font>
  767.  
  768. 177
  769. 00:11:08,400 --> 00:11:10,709
  770. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Or we watch the movie Barbershop.
  771. One or the other.</font>
  772.  
  773. 178
  774. 00:11:10,880 --> 00:11:12,438
  775. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, my parents were really unhappy</font>
  776.  
  777. 179
  778. 00:11:12,600 --> 00:11:14,511
  779. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for a long time before they got divorced.</i></font>
  780.  
  781. 180
  782. 00:11:14,680 --> 00:11:18,150
  783. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And maybe if they saw someone sooner,
  784. they would still be married.</font>
  785.  
  786. 181
  787. 00:11:19,520 --> 00:11:21,416
  788. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I just want to nip this thing in the bud,
  789. whatever it is.</i></font>
  790.  
  791. 182
  792. 00:11:21,440 --> 00:11:23,040
  793. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't want to end up like my parents.</i></font>
  794.  
  795. 183
  796. 00:11:24,240 --> 00:11:27,118
  797. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Wassup?</i></font>
  798.  
  799. 184
  800. 00:11:33,640 --> 00:11:35,835
  801. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Please, just do it for me,
  802. if not for you.</i></font>
  803.  
  804. 185
  805. 00:11:36,960 --> 00:11:38,109
  806. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>All right. Uh...</i></font>
  807.  
  808. 186
  809. 00:11:38,960 --> 00:11:41,918
  810. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- When? When do you want to do it?
  811. - <i>Really?</i></font>
  812.  
  813. 187
  814. 00:11:42,440 --> 00:11:44,237
  815. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The doctor said
  816. he could see us at 6:00 p.m.</i></font>
  817.  
  818. 188
  819. 00:11:44,920 --> 00:11:47,275
  820. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... 6:00 p. m., when? Tonight?</font>
  821.  
  822. 189
  823. 00:11:47,440 --> 00:11:49,271
  824. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah, is that a problem?</font>
  825.  
  826. 190
  827. 00:11:49,440 --> 00:11:53,353
  828. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Holy shit! Robbie Wheirdicht?</font>
  829.  
  830. 191
  831. 00:11:54,160 --> 00:11:56,879
  832. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, honey? Hello?</font>
  833.  
  834. 192
  835. 00:11:57,040 --> 00:11:58,473
  836. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, yeah.</font>
  837.  
  838. 193
  839. 00:11:58,640 --> 00:12:01,552
  840. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't. I already
  841. made plans for tonight, baby.</font>
  842.  
  843. 194
  844. 00:12:01,720 --> 00:12:03,950
  845. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Plans with who?
  846. - With Bob Stone.</font>
  847.  
  848. 195
  849. 00:12:04,160 --> 00:12:06,151
  850. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's Bob Stone?
  851. That sounds like a fake name.</font>
  852.  
  853. 196
  854. 00:12:06,320 --> 00:12:09,630
  855. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. You remember
  856. Robbie Wheirdicht, from high school?</font>
  857.  
  858. 197
  859. 00:12:09,800 --> 00:12:10,800
  860. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
  861.  
  862. 198
  863. 00:12:11,000 --> 00:12:13,016
  864. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The guy who got beaten up
  865. by Trisha Demarco at homecoming?</font>
  866.  
  867. 199
  868. 00:12:13,040 --> 00:12:14,075
  869. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
  870.  
  871. 200
  872. 00:12:14,240 --> 00:12:16,696
  873. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The kid that tried to rap along to
  874. Coolio's 1, 2, 3, 4 at the talent show</font>
  875.  
  876. 201
  877. 00:12:16,720 --> 00:12:18,456
  878. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but then he kinda lost his way,
  879. midway through</font>
  880.  
  881. 202
  882. 00:12:18,480 --> 00:12:20,256
  883. <font face="Comic Sans MS">so he just started bopping his head,
  884. and he stood there?</font>
  885.  
  886. 203
  887. 00:12:20,280 --> 00:12:21,793
  888. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Nothing.</font>
  889.  
  890. 204
  891. 00:12:22,000 --> 00:12:24,296
  892. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The guy who got thrown out the gym,
  893. butt-ass-naked, senior year?</font>
  894.  
  895. 205
  896. 00:12:24,320 --> 00:12:25,320
  897. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, my God, yeah!</i></font>
  898.  
  899. 206
  900. 00:12:25,480 --> 00:12:27,118
  901. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why wouldn't you start with that?</font>
  902.  
  903. 207
  904. 00:12:27,320 --> 00:12:29,216
  905. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I thought that was kind of mean.
  906. I don't know.</font>
  907.  
  908. 208
  909. 00:12:29,240 --> 00:12:30,736
  910. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He never came back
  911. to school after that, right?</font>
  912.  
  913. 209
  914. 00:12:30,760 --> 00:12:32,955
  915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, not for finals
  916. or graduation or anything.</font>
  917.  
  918. 210
  919. 00:12:33,160 --> 00:12:34,991
  920. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Didn't he join the military or something?</i></font>
  921.  
  922. 211
  923. 00:12:35,160 --> 00:12:37,071
  924. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not sure.
  925. I don't know if he did or not,</font>
  926.  
  927. 212
  928. 00:12:37,240 --> 00:12:39,595
  929. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but he changed his name to "Bob Stone"</font>
  930.  
  931. 213
  932. 00:12:39,760 --> 00:12:41,960
  933. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and apparently he's in town
  934. for the high school reunion.</font>
  935.  
  936. 214
  937. 00:12:42,000 --> 00:12:44,216
  938. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He wants to go to dinner tonight,
  939. and I kinda already said "yes."</i></font>
  940.  
  941. 215
  942. 00:12:44,240 --> 00:12:45,376
  943. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
  944. <i>- If you want me to cancel,</i></font>
  945.  
  946. 216
  947. 00:12:45,400 --> 00:12:46,833
  948. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I will. You know?</font>
  949.  
  950. 217
  951. 00:12:47,000 --> 00:12:48,520
  952. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If that's what you want, I don't mind.</font>
  953.  
  954. 218
  955. 00:12:49,080 --> 00:12:51,150
  956. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-mmm. I mean,
  957. it's a little weird, but whatever.</font>
  958.  
  959. 219
  960. 00:12:51,320 --> 00:12:53,675
  961. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll just see if the doctor
  962. can fit us in tomorrow.</font>
  963.  
  964. 220
  965. 00:12:53,840 --> 00:12:55,956
  966. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- How about at lunch time?</i>
  967. - Okay. All right, fine.</font>
  968.  
  969. 221
  970. 00:12:56,120 --> 00:12:57,348
  971. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, good. I love you.</i></font>
  972.  
  973. 222
  974. 00:12:57,520 --> 00:12:59,238
  975. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you, too, babe. I do.</font>
  976.  
  977. 223
  978. 00:13:04,920 --> 00:13:05,976
  979. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, my...
  980. - What is that?</font>
  981.  
  982. 224
  983. 00:13:06,000 --> 00:13:07,797
  984. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
  985. - Calvin? Are you...</font>
  986.  
  987. 225
  988. 00:13:07,960 --> 00:13:08,960
  989. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Love you. Bye-bye.</font>
  990.  
  991. 226
  992. 00:13:12,080 --> 00:13:13,080
  993. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  994.  
  995. 227
  996. 00:13:13,600 --> 00:13:14,874
  997. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, stop!</font>
  998.  
  999. 228
  1000. 00:13:15,240 --> 00:13:16,434
  1001. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man. I...</font>
  1002.  
  1003. 229
  1004. 00:13:16,640 --> 00:13:18,676
  1005. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What's up, guys?</font>
  1006.  
  1007. 230
  1008. 00:13:19,200 --> 00:13:21,794
  1009. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Congratulations on that promotion, man.</font>
  1010.  
  1011. 231
  1012. 00:13:21,960 --> 00:13:22,960
  1013. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's quite the thing.</font>
  1014.  
  1015. 232
  1016. 00:13:23,360 --> 00:13:25,954
  1017. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.
  1018. Hey, that's not work appropriate.</font>
  1019.  
  1020. 233
  1021. 00:13:26,280 --> 00:13:27,280
  1022. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yup.</font>
  1023.  
  1024. 234
  1025. 00:13:27,440 --> 00:13:29,032
  1026. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not cool, man. Not cool.</font>
  1027.  
  1028. 235
  1029. 00:13:32,560 --> 00:13:34,232
  1030. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, forward that to me.</font>
  1031.  
  1032. 236
  1033. 00:13:45,760 --> 00:13:47,000
  1034. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>For real man,
  1035. seriously?</i></font>
  1036.  
  1037. 237
  1038. 00:13:47,080 --> 00:13:48,752
  1039. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Watch it, punk.</font>
  1040.  
  1041. 238
  1042. 00:13:51,240 --> 00:13:52,639
  1043. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse you, too.</font>
  1044.  
  1045. 239
  1046. 00:14:12,400 --> 00:14:13,400
  1047. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My man!</font>
  1048.  
  1049. 240
  1050. 00:14:13,560 --> 00:14:14,959
  1051. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Back the fuck up!</font>
  1052.  
  1053. 241
  1054. 00:14:15,800 --> 00:14:17,153
  1055. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Whoa!
  1056. - Back up, man!</font>
  1057.  
  1058. 242
  1059. 00:14:17,440 --> 00:14:19,317
  1060. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fine. I'll give you these fists.</font>
  1061.  
  1062. 243
  1063. 00:14:19,600 --> 00:14:20,715
  1064. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll fist your ass.</font>
  1065.  
  1066. 244
  1067. 00:14:21,040 --> 00:14:22,439
  1068. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin. It's me, Bob.</font>
  1069.  
  1070. 245
  1071. 00:14:23,440 --> 00:14:25,431
  1072. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What? Sorry, do I know you?</font>
  1073.  
  1074. 246
  1075. 00:14:26,400 --> 00:14:27,400
  1076. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know...</font>
  1077.  
  1078. 247
  1079. 00:14:27,560 --> 00:14:30,552
  1080. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie Wheirdicht from high school!</font>
  1081.  
  1082. 248
  1083. 00:14:31,720 --> 00:14:33,392
  1084. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you kidding? What?</font>
  1085.  
  1086. 249
  1087. 00:14:33,880 --> 00:14:36,269
  1088. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Wait, you're Robbie Wheirdicht?
  1089. - Yeah!</font>
  1090.  
  1091. 250
  1092. 00:14:37,040 --> 00:14:39,713
  1093. <font face="Comic Sans MS">God, man, look at you!
  1094. You've lost, like, 200 pounds!</font>
  1095.  
  1096. 251
  1097. 00:14:39,880 --> 00:14:41,472
  1098. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I see you gained it back in muscle.</font>
  1099.  
  1100. 252
  1101. 00:14:41,640 --> 00:14:43,232
  1102. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! You look great!</font>
  1103.  
  1104. 253
  1105. 00:14:43,520 --> 00:14:45,317
  1106. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, you look great!
  1107. - Stop it.</font>
  1108.  
  1109. 254
  1110. 00:14:45,480 --> 00:14:47,835
  1111. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you haven't changed
  1112. since high school, dude!</font>
  1113.  
  1114. 255
  1115. 00:14:48,120 --> 00:14:51,237
  1116. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, you're just sexy as dick right now.</font>
  1117.  
  1118. 256
  1119. 00:14:51,400 --> 00:14:53,436
  1120. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't look somebody
  1121. in the eyes and say that.</font>
  1122.  
  1123. 257
  1124. 00:14:53,600 --> 00:14:54,635
  1125. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, let's get hammered.</font>
  1126.  
  1127. 258
  1128. 00:14:55,000 --> 00:14:57,036
  1129. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got an early day at work,
  1130. so I'll probably...</font>
  1131.  
  1132. 259
  1133. 00:14:57,200 --> 00:14:58,269
  1134. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, come on, I'm buying!</font>
  1135.  
  1136. 260
  1137. 00:14:58,440 --> 00:14:59,440
  1138. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>
  1139.  
  1140. 261
  1141. 00:15:00,000 --> 00:15:01,000
  1142. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>
  1143.  
  1144. 262
  1145. 00:15:01,560 --> 00:15:04,028
  1146. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man. I am blown away right now.</font>
  1147.  
  1148. 263
  1149. 00:15:04,400 --> 00:15:06,391
  1150. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, you used to be Fat Robbie.</font>
  1151.  
  1152. 264
  1153. 00:15:06,640 --> 00:15:08,870
  1154. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at you!
  1155. This is like a total transformation.</font>
  1156.  
  1157. 265
  1158. 00:15:09,040 --> 00:15:10,678
  1159. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You look like Hercules or somebody.</font>
  1160.  
  1161. 266
  1162. 00:15:10,840 --> 00:15:12,336
  1163. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What did you do? Come on, give it to me.</font>
  1164.  
  1165. 267
  1166. 00:15:12,360 --> 00:15:14,316
  1167. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I didn't do much, really.
  1168. - Stop it.</font>
  1169.  
  1170. 268
  1171. 00:15:14,840 --> 00:15:16,831
  1172. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. I just did one thing.</font>
  1173.  
  1174. 269
  1175. 00:15:17,160 --> 00:15:18,195
  1176. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, I need to know.</font>
  1177.  
  1178. 270
  1179. 00:15:18,640 --> 00:15:20,835
  1180. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I worked out 6 hours a day, every day,</font>
  1181.  
  1182. 271
  1183. 00:15:21,000 --> 00:15:22,479
  1184. <font face="Comic Sans MS">for the last 20 years straight.</font>
  1185.  
  1186. 272
  1187. 00:15:24,120 --> 00:15:26,634
  1188. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I mean, anybody can do it, right?
  1189. - Yeah.</font>
  1190.  
  1191. 273
  1192. 00:15:27,720 --> 00:15:31,554
  1193. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You know, I've gotten into hot yoga.</font>
  1194.  
  1195. 274
  1196. 00:15:33,240 --> 00:15:34,639
  1197. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I started doing some sessions.</font>
  1198.  
  1199. 275
  1200. 00:15:34,800 --> 00:15:35,800
  1201. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-huh.</font>
  1202.  
  1203. 276
  1204. 00:15:37,240 --> 00:15:38,468
  1205. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice unicorn, man.</font>
  1206.  
  1207. 277
  1208. 00:15:38,640 --> 00:15:40,835
  1209. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah,
  1210. I'm big-time into 'corns.</font>
  1211.  
  1212. 278
  1213. 00:15:41,040 --> 00:15:42,155
  1214. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So magical, right?</font>
  1215.  
  1216. 279
  1217. 00:15:42,320 --> 00:15:44,515
  1218. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, they're the most
  1219. lethal animal on the planet.</font>
  1220.  
  1221. 280
  1222. 00:15:44,920 --> 00:15:45,920
  1223. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go.</font>
  1224.  
  1225. 281
  1226. 00:15:46,080 --> 00:15:48,071
  1227. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys, my name's Lexi.</font>
  1228.  
  1229. 282
  1230. 00:15:48,240 --> 00:15:49,656
  1231. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just let me know if you need anything.</font>
  1232.  
  1233. 283
  1234. 00:15:49,680 --> 00:15:50,829
  1235. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  1236.  
  1237. 284
  1238. 00:15:51,160 --> 00:15:54,357
  1239. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, like, anything at all.</font>
  1240.  
  1241. 285
  1242. 00:15:54,800 --> 00:15:56,199
  1243. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okie-dokie.</font>
  1244.  
  1245. 286
  1246. 00:15:56,920 --> 00:15:59,559
  1247. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're funny. Do you ever, like, Snapchat?</font>
  1248.  
  1249. 287
  1250. 00:15:59,720 --> 00:16:02,359
  1251. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, no. You know...
  1252. - I wasn't talking to you.</font>
  1253.  
  1254. 288
  1255. 00:16:03,040 --> 00:16:04,160
  1256. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no. I don't do that.</font>
  1257.  
  1258. 289
  1259. 00:16:04,200 --> 00:16:06,714
  1260. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just catching up
  1261. with an old friend from high school.</font>
  1262.  
  1263. 290
  1264. 00:16:07,440 --> 00:16:09,556
  1265. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw. You're so sweet.</font>
  1266.  
  1267. 291
  1268. 00:16:11,000 --> 00:16:12,399
  1269. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think unicorns are sexy, too.</font>
  1270.  
  1271. 292
  1272. 00:16:14,880 --> 00:16:16,600
  1273. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That must happen to you
  1274. all the time, right?</font>
  1275.  
  1276. 293
  1277. 00:16:17,000 --> 00:16:18,069
  1278. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, nah.</font>
  1279.  
  1280. 294
  1281. 00:16:18,600 --> 00:16:20,397
  1282. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, all that meaningless sex is just...</font>
  1283.  
  1284. 295
  1285. 00:16:20,560 --> 00:16:22,198
  1286. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's not my bag anymore, CJ.</font>
  1287.  
  1288. 296
  1289. 00:16:23,480 --> 00:16:25,720
  1290. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, now, I'm looking for
  1291. more of an emotional connection.</font>
  1292.  
  1293. 297
  1294. 00:16:25,920 --> 00:16:26,989
  1295. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The next woman I lay with,</font>
  1296.  
  1297. 298
  1298. 00:16:27,160 --> 00:16:28,912
  1299. <font face="Comic Sans MS">she's gonna be beautiful on the inside,</font>
  1300.  
  1301. 299
  1302. 00:16:29,080 --> 00:16:30,752
  1303. <font face="Comic Sans MS">just as much as she is on the outside.</font>
  1304.  
  1305. 300
  1306. 00:16:31,640 --> 00:16:32,760
  1307. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, wait. Whatever happened</font>
  1308.  
  1309. 301
  1310. 00:16:32,880 --> 00:16:34,336
  1311. <font face="Comic Sans MS">to that girl that you liked
  1312. in high school?</font>
  1313.  
  1314. 302
  1315. 00:16:34,360 --> 00:16:36,920
  1316. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God, man. The "Doogie Howser" girl.</font>
  1317.  
  1318. 303
  1319. 00:16:37,080 --> 00:16:38,911
  1320. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She was 14, but somehow she was a senior.</font>
  1321.  
  1322. 304
  1323. 00:16:39,080 --> 00:16:40,195
  1324. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She wore a cape.</font>
  1325.  
  1326. 305
  1327. 00:16:40,920 --> 00:16:43,150
  1328. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Darla McGuckian.
  1329. - Darla McGuckian.</font>
  1330.  
  1331. 306
  1332. 00:16:43,320 --> 00:16:45,072
  1333. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Yucky Gucky."</font>
  1334.  
  1335. 307
  1336. 00:16:45,360 --> 00:16:47,749
  1337. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Didn't she have a lazy eye or something?
  1338. - Two of 'em.</font>
  1339.  
  1340. 308
  1341. 00:16:48,240 --> 00:16:49,240
  1342. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Right.</font>
  1343.  
  1344. 309
  1345. 00:16:49,320 --> 00:16:50,456
  1346. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, but listen,
  1347. I don't wanna talk about me.</font>
  1348.  
  1349. 310
  1350. 00:16:50,480 --> 00:16:51,480
  1351. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanna talk about you.</font>
  1352.  
  1353. 311
  1354. 00:16:51,640 --> 00:16:53,056
  1355. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I heard that
  1356. you and Maggie Johnson got hitched.</font>
  1357.  
  1358. 312
  1359. 00:16:53,080 --> 00:16:54,593
  1360. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, yeah.</font>
  1361.  
  1362. 313
  1363. 00:16:54,840 --> 00:16:56,558
  1364. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, man, right after college.</font>
  1365.  
  1366. 314
  1367. 00:16:56,720 --> 00:17:00,110
  1368. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! The prettiest girl in school,
  1369. and the coolest guy in school!</font>
  1370.  
  1371. 315
  1372. 00:17:00,280 --> 00:17:01,280
  1373. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man, I got lucky.</font>
  1374.  
  1375. 316
  1376. 00:17:01,440 --> 00:17:02,896
  1377. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, you guys are like
  1378. a power couple, dude!</font>
  1379.  
  1380. 317
  1381. 00:17:02,920 --> 00:17:04,433
  1382. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
  1383. - Yes!</font>
  1384.  
  1385. 318
  1386. 00:17:04,600 --> 00:17:07,433
  1387. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're like Taylor Swift
  1388. and whoever she's dating right now.</font>
  1389.  
  1390. 319
  1391. 00:17:07,600 --> 00:17:10,068
  1392. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Power.
  1393. - Uh, thanks!</font>
  1394.  
  1395. 320
  1396. 00:17:10,280 --> 00:17:11,713
  1397. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You guys got kids?</font>
  1398.  
  1399. 321
  1400. 00:17:11,920 --> 00:17:13,273
  1401. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No kids yet.</font>
  1402.  
  1403. 322
  1404. 00:17:13,440 --> 00:17:15,351
  1405. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We planned on it after college,</font>
  1406.  
  1407. 323
  1408. 00:17:15,520 --> 00:17:18,557
  1409. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but Maggie went to law school,
  1410. I kept changing jobs.</font>
  1411.  
  1412. 324
  1413. 00:17:18,760 --> 00:17:22,116
  1414. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, having kids just
  1415. isn't in our cards right now.</font>
  1416.  
  1417. 325
  1418. 00:17:22,280 --> 00:17:23,416
  1419. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not at this point, that's all.</font>
  1420.  
  1421. 326
  1422. 00:17:23,440 --> 00:17:24,475
  1423. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, okay.
  1424. - Yeah.</font>
  1425.  
  1426. 327
  1427. 00:17:24,840 --> 00:17:28,116
  1428. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't wanna talk about
  1429. me and Maggie and myself.</font>
  1430.  
  1431. 328
  1432. 00:17:28,280 --> 00:17:29,680
  1433. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What about you? What are you doing?</font>
  1434.  
  1435. 329
  1436. 00:17:29,840 --> 00:17:31,880
  1437. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't even ask you, man.
  1438. What do you do for work?</font>
  1439.  
  1440. 330
  1441. 00:17:32,120 --> 00:17:33,473
  1442. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a government contractor.</font>
  1443.  
  1444. 331
  1445. 00:17:33,680 --> 00:17:36,319
  1446. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, that's cool.
  1447. Like, what, buildings and stuff?</font>
  1448.  
  1449. 332
  1450. 00:17:37,240 --> 00:17:38,240
  1451. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, sort of.</font>
  1452.  
  1453. 333
  1454. 00:17:39,120 --> 00:17:40,314
  1455. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But I kinda just got fired.</font>
  1456.  
  1457. 334
  1458. 00:17:40,640 --> 00:17:42,596
  1459. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit! I'm sorry, man.
  1460. - Oh, it's okay.</font>
  1461.  
  1462. 335
  1463. 00:17:42,760 --> 00:17:45,433
  1464. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Screw those guys, anyway.
  1465. They're way too corporate.</font>
  1466.  
  1467. 336
  1468. 00:17:45,680 --> 00:17:48,478
  1469. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause dudes like me and you,
  1470. I mean, we're alpha dogs, right?</font>
  1471.  
  1472. 337
  1473. 00:17:48,680 --> 00:17:50,511
  1474. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, we're pathfinders
  1475. and trailblazers.</font>
  1476.  
  1477. 338
  1478. 00:17:50,680 --> 00:17:53,353
  1479. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And we don't listen
  1480. to what anyone tells us, right?</font>
  1481.  
  1482. 339
  1483. 00:17:54,840 --> 00:17:56,239
  1484. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, right.
  1485. - Yeah.</font>
  1486.  
  1487. 340
  1488. 00:17:56,400 --> 00:18:00,837
  1489. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, come on, man,
  1490. I sorta path-find a little bit</font>
  1491.  
  1492. 341
  1493. 00:18:01,000 --> 00:18:05,118
  1494. <font face="Comic Sans MS">along certain preapproved parameters
  1495. that are given to me.</font>
  1496.  
  1497. 342
  1498. 00:18:05,280 --> 00:18:08,670
  1499. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm willing to path-find
  1500. but it's all about how it's set up.</font>
  1501.  
  1502. 343
  1503. 00:18:08,840 --> 00:18:13,231
  1504. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But within the box that I have, I go nuts.
  1505. You'll be surprised.</font>
  1506.  
  1507. 344
  1508. 00:18:13,440 --> 00:18:14,776
  1509. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I had a guy tell me the other day,</font>
  1510.  
  1511. 345
  1512. 00:18:14,800 --> 00:18:17,633
  1513. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hey, Calvin, you know,
  1514. I need those accounting numbers back</font>
  1515.  
  1516. 346
  1517. 00:18:17,800 --> 00:18:19,199
  1518. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"from, you know, the file."</font>
  1519.  
  1520. 347
  1521. 00:18:19,400 --> 00:18:22,198
  1522. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I said, "Go fuck yourself, Jim."
  1523. - Yeah.</font>
  1524.  
  1525. 348
  1526. 00:18:22,360 --> 00:18:25,591
  1527. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't say it
  1528. because I wasn't in my box,</font>
  1529.  
  1530. 349
  1531. 00:18:26,360 --> 00:18:29,591
  1532. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- but I thought about it.
  1533. - Exactly! Yeah! Yeah!</font>
  1534.  
  1535. 350
  1536. 00:18:30,160 --> 00:18:31,639
  1537. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got an idea. Let's do shots!</font>
  1538.  
  1539. 351
  1540. 00:18:31,800 --> 00:18:32,869
  1541. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  1542.  
  1543. 352
  1544. 00:18:33,040 --> 00:18:34,792
  1545. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for saying it like that, but no.</font>
  1546.  
  1547. 353
  1548. 00:18:34,960 --> 00:18:36,720
  1549. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't had shots
  1550. in almost 10 years, man.</font>
  1551.  
  1552. 354
  1553. 00:18:36,840 --> 00:18:39,035
  1554. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What? Come on, we have to!
  1555. We're celebrating!</font>
  1556.  
  1557. 355
  1558. 00:18:40,040 --> 00:18:41,040
  1559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Celebrating what?</font>
  1560.  
  1561. 356
  1562. 00:18:41,200 --> 00:18:43,496
  1563. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Celebrating that I'm hanging
  1564. with the coolest kid in high school.</font>
  1565.  
  1566. 357
  1567. 00:18:43,520 --> 00:18:45,351
  1568. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stop it.
  1569. - Calvin Joyner!</font>
  1570.  
  1571. 358
  1572. 00:18:45,840 --> 00:18:47,717
  1573. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The Golden Jet.</font>
  1574.  
  1575. 359
  1576. 00:18:48,960 --> 00:18:51,679
  1577. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You got to be shitting me. Wow!</font>
  1578.  
  1579. 360
  1580. 00:18:52,400 --> 00:18:54,118
  1581. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't... God!</font>
  1582.  
  1583. 361
  1584. 00:18:54,720 --> 00:18:56,711
  1585. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's been forever since I heard that, man!</font>
  1586.  
  1587. 362
  1588. 00:18:56,880 --> 00:18:57,920
  1589. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll do one.
  1590. - All right!</font>
  1591.  
  1592. 363
  1593. 00:18:58,040 --> 00:18:59,040
  1594. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- One shot.
  1595. - Shots!</font>
  1596.  
  1597. 364
  1598. 00:18:59,240 --> 00:19:00,309
  1599. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. One shot.</font>
  1600.  
  1601. 365
  1602. 00:19:00,480 --> 00:19:02,550
  1603. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just one, okay? Bob, it's been a while.</font>
  1604.  
  1605. 366
  1606. 00:19:03,960 --> 00:19:05,080
  1607. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! You remember this?</font>
  1608.  
  1609. 367
  1610. 00:19:05,200 --> 00:19:06,713
  1611. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This was the jammy-jam!</font>
  1612.  
  1613. 368
  1614. 00:19:06,880 --> 00:19:08,871
  1615. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that? Is that a fanny pack, Bob?</font>
  1616.  
  1617. 369
  1618. 00:19:09,080 --> 00:19:10,559
  1619. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hell, yeah! Dude, you want one?</font>
  1620.  
  1621. 370
  1622. 00:19:10,720 --> 00:19:12,073
  1623. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's okay.</font>
  1624.  
  1625. 371
  1626. 00:19:12,240 --> 00:19:13,680
  1627. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got two at home. I'll hook you up.</font>
  1628.  
  1629. 372
  1630. 00:19:13,880 --> 00:19:16,030
  1631. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Leather pack for The Jet.</font>
  1632.  
  1633. 373
  1634. 00:19:16,200 --> 00:19:17,235
  1635. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fanny!</font>
  1636.  
  1637. 374
  1638. 00:19:17,400 --> 00:19:18,674
  1639. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>
  1640.  
  1641. 375
  1642. 00:19:19,320 --> 00:19:21,197
  1643. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell did I get myself into?</font>
  1644.  
  1645. 376
  1646. 00:19:21,800 --> 00:19:23,358
  1647. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm. Mmm-mmm-mmm.</font>
  1648.  
  1649. 377
  1650. 00:19:23,760 --> 00:19:26,399
  1651. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, sir, somebody's
  1652. actually sitting there.</font>
  1653.  
  1654. 378
  1655. 00:19:26,600 --> 00:19:28,750
  1656. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, someone was.
  1657. - No! Hey, man!</font>
  1658.  
  1659. 379
  1660. 00:19:29,080 --> 00:19:30,576
  1661. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, you don't see
  1662. the sweatshirt right here?</font>
  1663.  
  1664. 380
  1665. 00:19:30,600 --> 00:19:33,160
  1666. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Man, somebody's sitting here.
  1667. - Move your meat, lose your seat.</font>
  1668.  
  1669. 381
  1670. 00:19:33,200 --> 00:19:34,496
  1671. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, you don't
  1672. have to be a dick about it.</font>
  1673.  
  1674. 382
  1675. 00:19:34,520 --> 00:19:35,800
  1676. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Somebody's sitting in the chair.</font>
  1677.  
  1678. 383
  1679. 00:19:36,040 --> 00:19:38,759
  1680. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bro, are you seriously
  1681. gonna go there, bro?</font>
  1682.  
  1683. 384
  1684. 00:19:39,600 --> 00:19:41,556
  1685. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause there's only one way back, bro.</font>
  1686.  
  1687. 385
  1688. 00:19:41,720 --> 00:19:43,836
  1689. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Through intensive care, bro.</font>
  1690.  
  1691. 386
  1692. 00:19:45,440 --> 00:19:47,749
  1693. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Was that the last "bro"?
  1694. 'Cause if it was, then I'll talk.</font>
  1695.  
  1696. 387
  1697. 00:19:47,920 --> 00:19:49,194
  1698. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That supposed to be funny?</font>
  1699.  
  1700. 388
  1701. 00:19:49,440 --> 00:19:50,759
  1702. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Dude...
  1703. - You a comedian now?</font>
  1704.  
  1705. 389
  1706. 00:19:51,040 --> 00:19:53,076
  1707. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause you don't look like
  1708. Dane Cook to me, bro.</font>
  1709.  
  1710. 390
  1711. 00:19:53,240 --> 00:19:54,719
  1712. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, now!</font>
  1713.  
  1714. 391
  1715. 00:19:55,520 --> 00:19:56,589
  1716. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the rumpus?</font>
  1717.  
  1718. 392
  1719. 00:19:56,840 --> 00:19:57,976
  1720. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know...
  1721. There's no problem, man.</i></font>
  1722.  
  1723. 393
  1724. 00:19:58,000 --> 00:20:00,281
  1725. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let's just go to another table.
  1726. Get your jacket. Let's go.</i></font>
  1727.  
  1728. 394
  1729. 00:20:00,600 --> 00:20:02,816
  1730. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, we're not gonna go anywhere.
  1731. - Listen to your pussy friend.</font>
  1732.  
  1733. 395
  1734. 00:20:02,840 --> 00:20:05,229
  1735. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Those gym muscles
  1736. aren't scaring anybody, pal.</font>
  1737.  
  1738. 396
  1739. 00:20:05,400 --> 00:20:07,436
  1740. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, these?
  1741. - Let's just go. It's okay.</font>
  1742.  
  1743. 397
  1744. 00:20:07,640 --> 00:20:10,108
  1745. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, we're not gonna go.
  1746. This man insulted you.</font>
  1747.  
  1748. 398
  1749. 00:20:10,280 --> 00:20:12,080
  1750. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And we're not gonna leave
  1751. until he apologizes.</font>
  1752.  
  1753. 399
  1754. 00:20:12,240 --> 00:20:14,276
  1755. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay.
  1756. - Hey, we got a problem here?</font>
  1757.  
  1758. 400
  1759. 00:20:14,480 --> 00:20:16,471
  1760. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
  1761. - Yeah, we got a big problem.</font>
  1762.  
  1763. 401
  1764. 00:20:16,640 --> 00:20:19,313
  1765. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your friend, here,
  1766. really insulted my friend</font>
  1767.  
  1768. 402
  1769. 00:20:19,480 --> 00:20:20,520
  1770. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and he needs to apologize.</font>
  1771.  
  1772. 403
  1773. 00:20:20,640 --> 00:20:21,640
  1774. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't think he does.</font>
  1775.  
  1776. 404
  1777. 00:20:21,800 --> 00:20:22,800
  1778. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He doesn't.</i></font>
  1779.  
  1780. 405
  1781. 00:20:22,960 --> 00:20:24,837
  1782. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, you know what, man?</i></font>
  1783.  
  1784. 406
  1785. 00:20:25,000 --> 00:20:27,416
  1786. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I think this whole situation's
  1787. getting a little out of control.</i></font>
  1788.  
  1789. 407
  1790. 00:20:27,440 --> 00:20:28,589
  1791. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I can fix this whole thing.</i></font>
  1792.  
  1793. 408
  1794. 00:20:28,760 --> 00:20:31,115
  1795. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll order some nachos. The "Explosions."</font>
  1796.  
  1797. 409
  1798. 00:20:31,280 --> 00:20:33,635
  1799. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's got four cheeses!
  1800. Let's eat 'em together.</font>
  1801.  
  1802. 410
  1803. 00:20:33,800 --> 00:20:34,960
  1804. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know what? You take them.</i></font>
  1805.  
  1806. 411
  1807. 00:20:35,040 --> 00:20:36,040
  1808. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go.</font>
  1809.  
  1810. 412
  1811. 00:20:36,200 --> 00:20:37,456
  1812. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Nah. We're not going anywhere, Jet.</font>
  1813.  
  1814. 413
  1815. 00:20:37,480 --> 00:20:39,080
  1816. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This whole thing will be over in a jiff.</font>
  1817.  
  1818. 414
  1819. 00:20:39,120 --> 00:20:40,633
  1820. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, how about this?</font>
  1821.  
  1822. 415
  1823. 00:20:40,840 --> 00:20:43,308
  1824. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you and your boyfriend
  1825. apologize to Big Rick here</font>
  1826.  
  1827. 416
  1828. 00:20:43,480 --> 00:20:45,675
  1829. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and then go jerk each other
  1830. in the parking lot?</font>
  1831.  
  1832. 417
  1833. 00:20:46,160 --> 00:20:47,160
  1834. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a lot...</font>
  1835.  
  1836. 418
  1837. 00:20:47,280 --> 00:20:48,315
  1838. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. You're right, CJ.</font>
  1839.  
  1840. 419
  1841. 00:20:48,480 --> 00:20:51,119
  1842. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a lot of homophobia
  1843. coming out of a very angry man.</font>
  1844.  
  1845. 420
  1846. 00:20:51,440 --> 00:20:53,800
  1847. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You need to go get that looked at
  1848. by a trained professional.</i></font>
  1849.  
  1850. 421
  1851. 00:20:53,960 --> 00:20:56,155
  1852. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But, since you have
  1853. escalated this whole scenario</font>
  1854.  
  1855. 422
  1856. 00:20:56,320 --> 00:20:57,799
  1857. <font face="Comic Sans MS">by bringing what I can only assume</font>
  1858.  
  1859. 423
  1860. 00:20:57,960 --> 00:21:00,349
  1861. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is an unlicensed firearm
  1862. into this public place,</i></font>
  1863.  
  1864. 424
  1865. 00:21:00,520 --> 00:21:02,670
  1866. <font face="Comic Sans MS">endangering the lives
  1867. of all these innocent people,</font>
  1868.  
  1869. 425
  1870. 00:21:02,840 --> 00:21:05,638
  1871. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can no longer,
  1872. in good conscience, walk away</font>
  1873.  
  1874. 426
  1875. 00:21:05,800 --> 00:21:07,518
  1876. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and jerk anyone off in the parking lot.</font>
  1877.  
  1878. 427
  1879. 00:21:07,680 --> 00:21:09,796
  1880. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm afraid we ain't going anywhere.</font>
  1881.  
  1882. 428
  1883. 00:21:09,960 --> 00:21:11,336
  1884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's time for you to get out of here, pal.</font>
  1885.  
  1886. 429
  1887. 00:21:11,360 --> 00:21:12,793
  1888. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa.</font>
  1889.  
  1890. 430
  1891. 00:21:13,600 --> 00:21:15,431
  1892. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There's four of us, tough guy.</font>
  1893.  
  1894. 431
  1895. 00:21:16,200 --> 00:21:17,599
  1896. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I got that.</font>
  1897.  
  1898. 432
  1899. 00:21:18,200 --> 00:21:19,856
  1900. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Before
  1901. this whole thing goes down,</font>
  1902.  
  1903. 433
  1904. 00:21:19,880 --> 00:21:21,096
  1905. <font face="Comic Sans MS">you should know one thing about me.</font>
  1906.  
  1907. 434
  1908. 00:21:21,120 --> 00:21:22,120
  1909. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>
  1910.  
  1911. 435
  1912. 00:21:26,040 --> 00:21:27,519
  1913. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like bullies.</font>
  1914.  
  1915. 436
  1916. 00:21:38,880 --> 00:21:40,029
  1917. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go, Jet.</font>
  1918.  
  1919. 437
  1920. 00:21:41,120 --> 00:21:42,348
  1921. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes.</font>
  1922.  
  1923. 438
  1924. 00:21:43,840 --> 00:21:46,354
  1925. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! I hope he's Catholic.</font>
  1926.  
  1927. 439
  1928. 00:21:49,360 --> 00:21:50,873
  1929. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>
  1930.  
  1931. 440
  1932. 00:21:51,080 --> 00:21:52,513
  1933. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell was that?</font>
  1934.  
  1935. 441
  1936. 00:21:52,680 --> 00:21:54,696
  1937. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, that was amazing!
  1938. I've never seen anything like that!</font>
  1939.  
  1940. 442
  1941. 00:21:54,720 --> 00:21:56,440
  1942. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You took the one guy,
  1943. you hit him like this.</font>
  1944.  
  1945. 443
  1946. 00:21:56,560 --> 00:21:57,896
  1947. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He couldn't breathe.</font>
  1948.  
  1949. 444
  1950. 00:21:57,920 --> 00:21:59,319
  1951. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I sat there, I'm looking at him...</font>
  1952.  
  1953. 445
  1954. 00:21:59,480 --> 00:22:00,896
  1955. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You talkin' to him like,
  1956. "I don't like bullies."</font>
  1957.  
  1958. 446
  1959. 00:22:00,920 --> 00:22:02,616
  1960. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I was like, "That's not a good line."
  1961. But it was!</font>
  1962.  
  1963. 447
  1964. 00:22:02,640 --> 00:22:03,816
  1965. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't even know you could fight!</font>
  1966.  
  1967. 448
  1968. 00:22:03,840 --> 00:22:06,559
  1969. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You had a unicorn shirt, a fanny pack,
  1970. and it totally worked!</font>
  1971.  
  1972. 449
  1973. 00:22:06,760 --> 00:22:08,910
  1974. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You were like Jason Bourne,
  1975. man, but with jorts!</font>
  1976.  
  1977. 450
  1978. 00:22:09,080 --> 00:22:11,389
  1979. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you do that?
  1980. Where'd you learn that stuff?</font>
  1981.  
  1982. 451
  1983. 00:22:11,600 --> 00:22:13,397
  1984. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I took a couple classes at work.</font>
  1985.  
  1986. 452
  1987. 00:22:13,600 --> 00:22:14,919
  1988. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I hope I didn't go too far.</font>
  1989.  
  1990. 453
  1991. 00:22:15,080 --> 00:22:16,336
  1992. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry about ruining the night, Jet.</font>
  1993.  
  1994. 454
  1995. 00:22:16,360 --> 00:22:19,238
  1996. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ruin my night?
  1997. No! It was the coolest thing ever, man!</font>
  1998.  
  1999. 455
  2000. 00:22:19,440 --> 00:22:20,839
  2001. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Really?
  2002. - Yes!</font>
  2003.  
  2004. 456
  2005. 00:22:21,000 --> 00:22:23,400
  2006. <font face="Comic Sans MS">To see my boy go in and whoop ass
  2007. on those idiots back there.</font>
  2008.  
  2009. 457
  2010. 00:22:23,480 --> 00:22:24,629
  2011. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, that was amazing!</font>
  2012.  
  2013. 458
  2014. 00:22:24,880 --> 00:22:26,711
  2015. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, we're boys?</font>
  2016.  
  2017. 459
  2018. 00:22:27,360 --> 00:22:28,429
  2019. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, we boys.</font>
  2020.  
  2021. 460
  2022. 00:22:30,080 --> 00:22:31,115
  2023. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. I...</font>
  2024.  
  2025. 461
  2026. 00:22:33,000 --> 00:22:34,000
  2027. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Never had a boy.</font>
  2028.  
  2029. 462
  2030. 00:22:36,560 --> 00:22:38,835
  2031. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's awesome! Come here!
  2032. - Oh, wait.</font>
  2033.  
  2034. 463
  2035. 00:22:39,840 --> 00:22:41,512
  2036. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop. What's going on, man?</font>
  2037.  
  2038. 464
  2039. 00:22:41,680 --> 00:22:43,272
  2040. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm a hugger!
  2041. - What're you doing?</font>
  2042.  
  2043. 465
  2044. 00:22:44,600 --> 00:22:47,717
  2045. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! I got an idea.
  2046. Let's roll. Here's my bike.</font>
  2047.  
  2048. 466
  2049. 00:22:48,960 --> 00:22:50,029
  2050. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait. That's your bike?</font>
  2051.  
  2052. 467
  2053. 00:22:50,200 --> 00:22:51,918
  2054. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Kawasaki 800!</font>
  2055.  
  2056. 468
  2057. 00:22:52,080 --> 00:22:53,513
  2058. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know what the bike is.</font>
  2059.  
  2060. 469
  2061. 00:22:53,720 --> 00:22:55,392
  2062. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I had the same bike in high school, man.</font>
  2063.  
  2064. 470
  2065. 00:22:55,600 --> 00:22:57,192
  2066. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You still ride?
  2067. <i>- No, man.</i></font>
  2068.  
  2069. 471
  2070. 00:22:57,360 --> 00:22:58,536
  2071. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I haven't ridden a bike in years!</font>
  2072.  
  2073. 472
  2074. 00:22:58,560 --> 00:22:59,788
  2075. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, let's roll.</font>
  2076.  
  2077. 473
  2078. 00:23:02,960 --> 00:23:04,473
  2079. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where? Where you trying to go?</font>
  2080.  
  2081. 474
  2082. 00:23:04,800 --> 00:23:07,439
  2083. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know the perfect spot. Come on, Jet.</font>
  2084.  
  2085. 475
  2086. 00:23:08,480 --> 00:23:09,959
  2087. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, why not? Why not?</font>
  2088.  
  2089. 476
  2090. 00:23:10,120 --> 00:23:12,315
  2091. <font face="Comic Sans MS">After this... Yeah, okay!</font>
  2092.  
  2093. 477
  2094. 00:23:12,720 --> 00:23:13,789
  2095. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's roll.</font>
  2096.  
  2097. 478
  2098. 00:23:15,840 --> 00:23:18,991
  2099. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa!
  2100. Hey, Bob! Slow, slow, slow!</font>
  2101.  
  2102. 479
  2103. 00:23:19,480 --> 00:23:20,629
  2104. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, hey, hey!</font>
  2105.  
  2106. 480
  2107. 00:23:26,800 --> 00:23:29,837
  2108. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>God, this is so crazy, man.</i></font>
  2109.  
  2110. 481
  2111. 00:23:30,000 --> 00:23:31,718
  2112. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This brings back so many memories.</i></font>
  2113.  
  2114. 482
  2115. 00:23:33,040 --> 00:23:34,109
  2116. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know, CJ.</font>
  2117.  
  2118. 483
  2119. 00:23:34,280 --> 00:23:35,976
  2120. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, high school
  2121. wasn't easy for me, man.</font>
  2122.  
  2123. 484
  2124. 00:23:36,000 --> 00:23:37,136
  2125. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know if you know this,</font>
  2126.  
  2127. 485
  2128. 00:23:37,160 --> 00:23:38,800
  2129. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but I didn't have many friends back then.</font>
  2130.  
  2131. 486
  2132. 00:23:39,480 --> 00:23:40,480
  2133. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  2134.  
  2135. 487
  2136. 00:23:41,040 --> 00:23:42,678
  2137. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Really?
  2138. - No.</font>
  2139.  
  2140. 488
  2141. 00:23:42,840 --> 00:23:44,000
  2142. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know why I thought...</font>
  2143.  
  2144. 489
  2145. 00:23:44,040 --> 00:23:45,359
  2146. <font face="Comic Sans MS">True story.</font>
  2147.  
  2148. 490
  2149. 00:23:45,520 --> 00:23:48,353
  2150. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I thought high school
  2151. was gonna be like Sixteen Candles</font>
  2152.  
  2153. 491
  2154. 00:23:48,520 --> 00:23:50,317
  2155. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I was gonna be like Molly Ringwald.</font>
  2156.  
  2157. 492
  2158. 00:23:50,480 --> 00:23:51,616
  2159. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sure, things were difficult
  2160. in the beginning,</i></font>
  2161.  
  2162. 493
  2163. 00:23:51,640 --> 00:23:52,959
  2164. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>but then, by the end,</i></font>
  2165.  
  2166. 494
  2167. 00:23:53,160 --> 00:23:54,354
  2168. <font face="Comic Sans MS">everything worked out.</font>
  2169.  
  2170. 495
  2171. 00:23:54,520 --> 00:23:56,590
  2172. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And Jake Ryan picked her up
  2173. in that red Porsche.</font>
  2174.  
  2175. 496
  2176. 00:23:56,760 --> 00:23:57,829
  2177. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>
  2178.  
  2179. 497
  2180. 00:23:58,040 --> 00:23:59,040
  2181. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You ever see that movie?</font>
  2182.  
  2183. 498
  2184. 00:24:00,320 --> 00:24:02,356
  2185. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm black, so I don't know the...</font>
  2186.  
  2187. 499
  2188. 00:24:02,520 --> 00:24:04,192
  2189. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You gotta see it, dude.</i></font>
  2190.  
  2191. 500
  2192. 00:24:04,360 --> 00:24:07,352
  2193. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Total classic.
  2194. It's my favorite all-time movie.</font>
  2195.  
  2196. 501
  2197. 00:24:07,520 --> 00:24:10,637
  2198. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then I realized high school
  2199. was nothing like Sixteen Candles.</font>
  2200.  
  2201. 502
  2202. 00:24:11,880 --> 00:24:13,711
  2203. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'll never be like Molly Ringwald.</font>
  2204.  
  2205. 503
  2206. 00:24:15,720 --> 00:24:17,472
  2207. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah, well, depends on who you ask.</i></font>
  2208.  
  2209. 504
  2210. 00:24:17,680 --> 00:24:19,193
  2211. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the thing. For me, I...</font>
  2212.  
  2213. 505
  2214. 00:24:20,800 --> 00:24:21,869
  2215. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What's going on?</i></font>
  2216.  
  2217. 506
  2218. 00:24:23,080 --> 00:24:24,308
  2219. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, wow.</font>
  2220.  
  2221. 507
  2222. 00:24:26,200 --> 00:24:27,936
  2223. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man, I just wanna say that
  2224. I'm really sorry</font>
  2225.  
  2226. 508
  2227. 00:24:27,960 --> 00:24:30,394
  2228. <font face="Comic Sans MS">about what Trevor and those guys
  2229. did to you back then.</font>
  2230.  
  2231. 509
  2232. 00:24:37,240 --> 00:24:40,038
  2233. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No biggie. I don't even
  2234. think about it anymore. No.</font>
  2235.  
  2236. 510
  2237. 00:24:40,680 --> 00:24:41,829
  2238. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, good.</font>
  2239.  
  2240. 511
  2241. 00:24:42,080 --> 00:24:43,856
  2242. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Here's the secret.
  2243. You know what I did, Jet?</font>
  2244.  
  2245. 512
  2246. 00:24:43,880 --> 00:24:46,314
  2247. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I took all that stuff
  2248. and I balled it up real tight</font>
  2249.  
  2250. 513
  2251. 00:24:46,480 --> 00:24:48,994
  2252. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and then I shoved it way down deep.</font>
  2253.  
  2254. 514
  2255. 00:24:49,520 --> 00:24:51,511
  2256. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I just pretty much ignore it.</font>
  2257.  
  2258. 515
  2259. 00:24:51,960 --> 00:24:54,713
  2260. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, that sounds
  2261. really unhealthy, Bob.</font>
  2262.  
  2263. 516
  2264. 00:24:55,000 --> 00:24:56,228
  2265. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I gotta tell you.</font>
  2266.  
  2267. 517
  2268. 00:24:56,400 --> 00:24:58,296
  2269. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You were the only one
  2270. who helped me out that day.</font>
  2271.  
  2272. 518
  2273. 00:24:58,320 --> 00:24:59,878
  2274. <font face="Comic Sans MS">In the gym? Remember that?</font>
  2275.  
  2276. 519
  2277. 00:25:00,040 --> 00:25:02,395
  2278. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And you gave me your letterman's jacket!</font>
  2279.  
  2280. 520
  2281. 00:25:02,600 --> 00:25:05,637
  2282. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, not for nothing,
  2283. but I never got that jacket back, man.</font>
  2284.  
  2285. 521
  2286. 00:25:06,080 --> 00:25:07,080
  2287. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Huh!</font>
  2288.  
  2289. 522
  2290. 00:25:07,320 --> 00:25:09,038
  2291. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Really? Strange.</font>
  2292.  
  2293. 523
  2294. 00:25:10,080 --> 00:25:11,456
  2295. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, but listen, I just wanna thank you</font>
  2296.  
  2297. 524
  2298. 00:25:11,480 --> 00:25:12,696
  2299. <font face="Comic Sans MS">for what you did for me that day.</font>
  2300.  
  2301. 525
  2302. 00:25:12,720 --> 00:25:14,040
  2303. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That was really cool of you, Jet.</font>
  2304.  
  2305. 526
  2306. 00:25:14,160 --> 00:25:16,120
  2307. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, man.
  2308. It was the right thing to do, you know?</font>
  2309.  
  2310. 527
  2311. 00:25:17,800 --> 00:25:20,155
  2312. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You wanna hear something weird?
  2313. - What?</font>
  2314.  
  2315. 528
  2316. 00:25:20,320 --> 00:25:22,038
  2317. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I have not been naked since that day.</font>
  2318.  
  2319. 529
  2320. 00:25:22,200 --> 00:25:23,519
  2321. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, not in front of anyone.</font>
  2322.  
  2323. 530
  2324. 00:25:23,920 --> 00:25:24,989
  2325. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Never.</font>
  2326.  
  2327. 531
  2328. 00:25:25,160 --> 00:25:26,896
  2329. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, you're telling me
  2330. that for the last 20 years,</i></font>
  2331.  
  2332. 532
  2333. 00:25:26,920 --> 00:25:28,751
  2334. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>you've never been seen
  2335. in your birthday suit?</i></font>
  2336.  
  2337. 533
  2338. 00:25:28,960 --> 00:25:30,678
  2339. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No.
  2340. - So, what about when you have sex?</font>
  2341.  
  2342. 534
  2343. 00:25:31,080 --> 00:25:33,230
  2344. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I keep it pitch-black,
  2345. just like Vin Diesel.</font>
  2346.  
  2347. 535
  2348. 00:25:33,800 --> 00:25:34,800
  2349. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  2350.  
  2351. 536
  2352. 00:25:36,240 --> 00:25:38,800
  2353. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I've been wondering,
  2354. whatever happened to Trevor anyway?</font>
  2355.  
  2356. 537
  2357. 00:25:38,960 --> 00:25:41,679
  2358. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Did he get hit by a bus
  2359. or ripped apart by dogs</font>
  2360.  
  2361. 538
  2362. 00:25:41,840 --> 00:25:43,876
  2363. <font face="Comic Sans MS">or die slowly of anything?</font>
  2364.  
  2365. 539
  2366. 00:25:44,080 --> 00:25:47,868
  2367. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, no.
  2368. He's a bigtime investment banker downtown.</font>
  2369.  
  2370. 540
  2371. 00:25:48,480 --> 00:25:50,675
  2372. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, hey, cool.
  2373. - Yeah.</font>
  2374.  
  2375. 541
  2376. 00:25:50,840 --> 00:25:52,159
  2377. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Good for him, man.</font>
  2378.  
  2379. 542
  2380. 00:25:52,560 --> 00:25:55,074
  2381. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob, look,
  2382. if you ever wanna talk, I'm here.</font>
  2383.  
  2384. 543
  2385. 00:25:55,640 --> 00:25:57,198
  2386. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So I don't mind, you know?</font>
  2387.  
  2388. 544
  2389. 00:25:57,720 --> 00:25:58,896
  2390. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't mind at all, if you wanna...</font>
  2391.  
  2392. 545
  2393. 00:25:58,920 --> 00:25:59,920
  2394. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  2395.  
  2396. 546
  2397. 00:26:01,320 --> 00:26:03,072
  2398. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa.</font>
  2399.  
  2400. 547
  2401. 00:26:03,800 --> 00:26:06,155
  2402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is all our stuff from our year!</font>
  2403.  
  2404. 548
  2405. 00:26:06,320 --> 00:26:09,153
  2406. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Must be getting ready
  2407. for the reunion tomorrow night.</font>
  2408.  
  2409. 549
  2410. 00:26:09,320 --> 00:26:10,496
  2411. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man. Let's get out of here.</font>
  2412.  
  2413. 550
  2414. 00:26:10,520 --> 00:26:12,715
  2415. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What? No! "Get out..."
  2416. Look, you're all over this!</font>
  2417.  
  2418. 551
  2419. 00:26:12,920 --> 00:26:16,230
  2420. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at this.
  2421. Basketball, baseball, cross country.</font>
  2422.  
  2423. 552
  2424. 00:26:16,400 --> 00:26:17,628
  2425. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hamlet.</i></font>
  2426.  
  2427. 553
  2428. 00:26:17,840 --> 00:26:18,840
  2429. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Prom King.</font>
  2430.  
  2431. 554
  2432. 00:26:19,000 --> 00:26:20,558
  2433. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There's Darla McGuckian.</font>
  2434.  
  2435. 555
  2436. 00:26:20,760 --> 00:26:22,637
  2437. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Synchronized swimming, that's so sexy.</i></font>
  2438.  
  2439. 556
  2440. 00:26:22,920 --> 00:26:25,480
  2441. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is like the Guinness Book
  2442. of Golden Jet Records right there.</font>
  2443.  
  2444. 557
  2445. 00:26:26,720 --> 00:26:27,948
  2446. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I see that.</font>
  2447.  
  2448. 558
  2449. 00:26:29,240 --> 00:26:31,720
  2450. <font face="Comic Sans MS">To be honest with you,
  2451. I don't even recognize this guy anymore.</font>
  2452.  
  2453. 559
  2454. 00:26:32,280 --> 00:26:33,838
  2455. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This guy, here, he was gonna...</i></font>
  2456.  
  2457. 560
  2458. 00:26:34,000 --> 00:26:35,877
  2459. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He was gonna conquer the world.</i></font>
  2460.  
  2461. 561
  2462. 00:26:37,440 --> 00:26:39,032
  2463. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If 18-year-old me could see me now,</font>
  2464.  
  2465. 562
  2466. 00:26:39,240 --> 00:26:40,912
  2467. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he'd probably think I was a total loser.</font>
  2468.  
  2469. 563
  2470. 00:26:42,280 --> 00:26:44,111
  2471. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What? That's crazy talk!</font>
  2472.  
  2473. 564
  2474. 00:26:44,280 --> 00:26:45,793
  2475. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're The Golden Jet, dude!
  2476. - Stop.</font>
  2477.  
  2478. 565
  2479. 00:26:45,960 --> 00:26:48,793
  2480. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop, Bob. Spare me
  2481. with The Golden Jet shit.</font>
  2482.  
  2483. 566
  2484. 00:26:49,600 --> 00:26:51,670
  2485. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not The Golden Jet, man.
  2486. I'm an accountant.</font>
  2487.  
  2488. 567
  2489. 00:26:51,880 --> 00:26:53,233
  2490. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my reality.</font>
  2491.  
  2492. 568
  2493. 00:26:56,280 --> 00:26:59,192
  2494. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought
  2495. I was meant for more, you know?</font>
  2496.  
  2497. 569
  2498. 00:26:59,880 --> 00:27:01,871
  2499. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>My life would be something special.</i></font>
  2500.  
  2501. 570
  2502. 00:27:03,800 --> 00:27:06,439
  2503. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know how they say every man
  2504. is the hero of his own story?</font>
  2505.  
  2506. 571
  2507. 00:27:07,640 --> 00:27:08,709
  2508. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Was that in <i>Twilight?</i></font>
  2509.  
  2510. 572
  2511. 00:27:09,360 --> 00:27:12,033
  2512. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't think that's where it's from.</font>
  2513.  
  2514. 573
  2515. 00:27:12,200 --> 00:27:14,236
  2516. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But those books are cool, right? Vampires!</font>
  2517.  
  2518. 574
  2519. 00:27:14,440 --> 00:27:16,431
  2520. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And there's a wolf-boy.</font>
  2521.  
  2522. 575
  2523. 00:27:16,600 --> 00:27:21,390
  2524. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not... I'm not talking
  2525. about Twilight, Bob, okay?</font>
  2526.  
  2527. 576
  2528. 00:27:21,560 --> 00:27:22,856
  2529. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm talking about the fact that
  2530. I don't feel like</font>
  2531.  
  2532. 577
  2533. 00:27:22,880 --> 00:27:24,632
  2534. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the hero of my own story. That's...</font>
  2535.  
  2536. 578
  2537. 00:27:24,800 --> 00:27:26,480
  2538. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How are you not the hero
  2539. of your own story?</font>
  2540.  
  2541. 579
  2542. 00:27:26,600 --> 00:27:28,033
  2543. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No one else can be!</font>
  2544.  
  2545. 580
  2546. 00:27:28,200 --> 00:27:29,952
  2547. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, CJ, I gotta be honest with you, man.</font>
  2548.  
  2549. 581
  2550. 00:27:30,120 --> 00:27:31,760
  2551. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, all this talk about Calvin Joyner</font>
  2552.  
  2553. 582
  2554. 00:27:31,800 --> 00:27:33,040
  2555. <font face="Comic Sans MS">not feeling like he's a hero...</font>
  2556.  
  2557. 583
  2558. 00:27:33,200 --> 00:27:34,713
  2559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's crazy talk, man.</font>
  2560.  
  2561. 584
  2562. 00:27:35,240 --> 00:27:36,832
  2563. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, it's not.</font>
  2564.  
  2565. 585
  2566. 00:27:37,000 --> 00:27:38,680
  2567. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You were the best thing about high school.</font>
  2568.  
  2569. 586
  2570. 00:27:39,080 --> 00:27:40,399
  2571. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll always believe in you.</font>
  2572.  
  2573. 587
  2574. 00:27:40,560 --> 00:27:42,869
  2575. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yo, do you remember
  2576. those backflips you used to do?</font>
  2577.  
  2578. 588
  2579. 00:27:43,680 --> 00:27:45,360
  2580. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The crowd would go crazy!
  2581. I was there, too.</font>
  2582.  
  2583. 589
  2584. 00:27:45,440 --> 00:27:47,431
  2585. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I was, like, "What? How's he do that?"</font>
  2586.  
  2587. 590
  2588. 00:27:47,640 --> 00:27:48,675
  2589. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How did you do that?</font>
  2590.  
  2591. 591
  2592. 00:27:50,560 --> 00:27:52,232
  2593. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I just did it, man.</font>
  2594.  
  2595. 592
  2596. 00:27:52,760 --> 00:27:53,909
  2597. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Exactly.</font>
  2598.  
  2599. 593
  2600. 00:27:54,080 --> 00:27:55,080
  2601. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, do it now.</font>
  2602.  
  2603. 594
  2604. 00:27:55,960 --> 00:27:58,872
  2605. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no. You're crazy! No.</font>
  2606.  
  2607. 595
  2608. 00:27:59,200 --> 00:28:00,269
  2609. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>
  2610.  
  2611. 596
  2612. 00:28:00,440 --> 00:28:01,616
  2613. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What're you talking about? What's what?</font>
  2614.  
  2615. 597
  2616. 00:28:01,640 --> 00:28:03,232
  2617. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
  2618. - No, stop it.</font>
  2619.  
  2620. 598
  2621. 00:28:03,400 --> 00:28:05,152
  2622. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
  2623. - Okay, stop it!</font>
  2624.  
  2625. 599
  2626. 00:28:05,320 --> 00:28:06,833
  2627. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet!
  2628. - All right.</font>
  2629.  
  2630. 600
  2631. 00:28:07,000 --> 00:28:08,319
  2632. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!</font>
  2633.  
  2634. 601
  2635. 00:28:08,480 --> 00:28:11,358
  2636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna stop until
  2637. you do The Golden Jet flip!</font>
  2638.  
  2639. 602
  2640. 00:28:11,520 --> 00:28:12,520
  2641. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet!</font>
  2642.  
  2643. 603
  2644. 00:28:12,680 --> 00:28:14,910
  2645. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, everybody, settle down.
  2646. Settle down!</font>
  2647.  
  2648. 604
  2649. 00:28:15,080 --> 00:28:17,594
  2650. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If the crowd wants a Golden Jet flip,</font>
  2651.  
  2652. 605
  2653. 00:28:17,760 --> 00:28:19,478
  2654. <font face="Comic Sans MS">then they gonna get a Golden Jet flip.</font>
  2655.  
  2656. 606
  2657. 00:28:19,640 --> 00:28:20,755
  2658. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You go, girl!</font>
  2659.  
  2660. 607
  2661. 00:28:23,560 --> 00:28:26,677
  2662. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>
  2663.  
  2664. 608
  2665. 00:28:26,840 --> 00:28:28,193
  2666. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That was so close, Jet.</font>
  2667.  
  2668. 609
  2669. 00:28:29,800 --> 00:28:30,800
  2670. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, buddy. Come on.</font>
  2671.  
  2672. 610
  2673. 00:28:32,000 --> 00:28:33,560
  2674. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They must have just waxed these floors.</font>
  2675.  
  2676. 611
  2677. 00:28:35,840 --> 00:28:37,592
  2678. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That was definitely a first, man.</font>
  2679.  
  2680. 612
  2681. 00:28:39,040 --> 00:28:40,473
  2682. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man, I am beat.</font>
  2683.  
  2684. 613
  2685. 00:28:41,040 --> 00:28:42,040
  2686. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
  2687.  
  2688. 614
  2689. 00:28:44,040 --> 00:28:45,075
  2690. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Jet!</font>
  2691.  
  2692. 615
  2693. 00:28:45,360 --> 00:28:48,670
  2694. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Man, I had a great time tonight.</font>
  2695.  
  2696. 616
  2697. 00:28:48,840 --> 00:28:49,840
  2698. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>
  2699.  
  2700. 617
  2701. 00:28:50,480 --> 00:28:52,471
  2702. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what?
  2703. I had a good time, too, man.</font>
  2704.  
  2705. 618
  2706. 00:28:52,640 --> 00:28:54,080
  2707. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I feel like I needed this, you know?</font>
  2708.  
  2709. 619
  2710. 00:28:54,240 --> 00:28:56,435
  2711. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Yeah. Me, too!</font>
  2712.  
  2713. 620
  2714. 00:28:56,960 --> 00:28:57,960
  2715. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you.</font>
  2716.  
  2717. 621
  2718. 00:28:58,160 --> 00:29:00,549
  2719. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My pleasure, amigo. Any time.</font>
  2720.  
  2721. 622
  2722. 00:29:00,720 --> 00:29:04,110
  2723. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, if there's ever anything
  2724. I can do for you, just say the word.</font>
  2725.  
  2726. 623
  2727. 00:29:04,280 --> 00:29:06,794
  2728. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. You really mean that?</font>
  2729.  
  2730. 624
  2731. 00:29:07,320 --> 00:29:08,355
  2732. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
  2733.  
  2734. 625
  2735. 00:29:08,520 --> 00:29:11,318
  2736. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't gonna bring it up,
  2737. but I might as well.</font>
  2738.  
  2739. 626
  2740. 00:29:11,520 --> 00:29:14,637
  2741. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Lately, I've been having this problem
  2742. with my payroll account. And...</font>
  2743.  
  2744. 627
  2745. 00:29:15,360 --> 00:29:16,520
  2746. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all screwed up, somehow.</font>
  2747.  
  2748. 628
  2749. 00:29:16,840 --> 00:29:20,071
  2750. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I was overseas
  2751. working for a while before I got fired.</font>
  2752.  
  2753. 629
  2754. 00:29:20,240 --> 00:29:23,152
  2755. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, it's kinda like
  2756. a forensic international account thingy</font>
  2757.  
  2758. 630
  2759. 00:29:23,360 --> 00:29:26,557
  2760. <font face="Comic Sans MS">which, I think,
  2761. is kind of your specialty, right?</font>
  2762.  
  2763. 631
  2764. 00:29:27,600 --> 00:29:28,600
  2765. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um...</font>
  2766.  
  2767. 632
  2768. 00:29:29,000 --> 00:29:32,788
  2769. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, no, it is.
  2770. I'll take a look at that for you.</font>
  2771.  
  2772. 633
  2773. 00:29:33,000 --> 00:29:34,296
  2774. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You would? You would do that for me?</i></font>
  2775.  
  2776. 634
  2777. 00:29:34,320 --> 00:29:36,834
  2778. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I've got the login info,
  2779. if you wanna crack open your computer,</font>
  2780.  
  2781. 635
  2782. 00:29:37,040 --> 00:29:38,268
  2783. <font face="Comic Sans MS">we can do this!</font>
  2784.  
  2785. 636
  2786. 00:29:38,720 --> 00:29:40,278
  2787. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you mean now?</font>
  2788.  
  2789. 637
  2790. 00:29:40,440 --> 00:29:42,556
  2791. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's awesome! Yeah!
  2792. - Okay.</font>
  2793.  
  2794. 638
  2795. 00:29:42,720 --> 00:29:44,392
  2796. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Look at this!
  2797. - Hey, Bob...</font>
  2798.  
  2799. 639
  2800. 00:29:44,560 --> 00:29:45,595
  2801. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa!</font>
  2802.  
  2803. 640
  2804. 00:29:45,800 --> 00:29:47,136
  2805. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, you gotta keep your voice down!</font>
  2806.  
  2807. 641
  2808. 00:29:47,160 --> 00:29:48,275
  2809. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie's sleeping.</font>
  2810.  
  2811. 642
  2812. 00:29:49,440 --> 00:29:50,440
  2813. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow.</font>
  2814.  
  2815. 643
  2816. 00:29:51,080 --> 00:29:54,311
  2817. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a pretty serious international
  2818. account dossier you've got here.</font>
  2819.  
  2820. 644
  2821. 00:29:54,520 --> 00:29:57,637
  2822. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Right? I just want to make sure
  2823. everything was hunky-dory.</font>
  2824.  
  2825. 645
  2826. 00:30:02,000 --> 00:30:03,797
  2827. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Going to your router.</font>
  2828.  
  2829. 646
  2830. 00:30:03,960 --> 00:30:06,394
  2831. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now you're talking to me.</font>
  2832.  
  2833. 647
  2834. 00:30:07,880 --> 00:30:09,950
  2835. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bingo. I'm in.</font>
  2836.  
  2837. 648
  2838. 00:30:10,480 --> 00:30:12,755
  2839. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. That's great, Jet.
  2840. Thank you, man!</font>
  2841.  
  2842. 649
  2843. 00:30:16,480 --> 00:30:18,471
  2844. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, just looking at it first-hand,</font>
  2845.  
  2846. 650
  2847. 00:30:18,640 --> 00:30:21,950
  2848. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it kinda looks like it's a bunch of
  2849. off-shore escrow accounts.</i></font>
  2850.  
  2851. 651
  2852. 00:30:22,120 --> 00:30:23,633
  2853. <font face="Comic Sans MS">These have been backwashed into</font>
  2854.  
  2855. 652
  2856. 00:30:23,840 --> 00:30:26,877
  2857. <font face="Comic Sans MS">a series of domestic dummy accounts
  2858. for some reason.</font>
  2859.  
  2860. 653
  2861. 00:30:27,040 --> 00:30:29,600
  2862. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, the logs are all crazy, too.
  2863. You have China,</font>
  2864.  
  2865. 654
  2866. 00:30:30,400 --> 00:30:31,833
  2867. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Syria, Iran.</i></font>
  2868.  
  2869. 655
  2870. 00:30:33,320 --> 00:30:34,673
  2871. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is an auction site, Bob!</i></font>
  2872.  
  2873. 656
  2874. 00:30:36,000 --> 00:30:37,592
  2875. <font face="Comic Sans MS">These are bids. All of these.</font>
  2876.  
  2877. 657
  2878. 00:30:37,760 --> 00:30:40,320
  2879. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is hundreds of millions
  2880. of dollars in bids, right here.</font>
  2881.  
  2882. 658
  2883. 00:30:40,520 --> 00:30:41,919
  2884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And judging by this clock, here,</font>
  2885.  
  2886. 659
  2887. 00:30:42,080 --> 00:30:43,520
  2888. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>it says it's all gonna end tomorrow.</i></font>
  2889.  
  2890. 660
  2891. 00:30:43,720 --> 00:30:44,755
  2892. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Whoa!</i></font>
  2893.  
  2894. 661
  2895. 00:30:44,920 --> 00:30:47,957
  2896. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What the hell? Why?
  2897. - What did...</font>
  2898.  
  2899. 662
  2900. 00:30:48,120 --> 00:30:49,553
  2901. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh! I'm sorry, Jet!
  2902. - Bob!</font>
  2903.  
  2904. 663
  2905. 00:30:49,720 --> 00:30:52,393
  2906. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, I'm so sorry! Oh, man.</font>
  2907.  
  2908. 664
  2909. 00:30:52,560 --> 00:30:54,835
  2910. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm all thumbs.
  2911. - It's my computer!</font>
  2912.  
  2913. 665
  2914. 00:30:55,040 --> 00:30:56,553
  2915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry.
  2916. - No! Please, Bob.</font>
  2917.  
  2918. 666
  2919. 00:30:56,720 --> 00:30:58,096
  2920. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm sorry, Jet.
  2921. - Leave it. I got it.</font>
  2922.  
  2923. 667
  2924. 00:30:58,120 --> 00:31:00,475
  2925. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine, Bob. It's fine. Just leave it.</font>
  2926.  
  2927. 668
  2928. 00:31:00,640 --> 00:31:01,789
  2929. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The worst!</font>
  2930.  
  2931. 669
  2932. 00:31:02,080 --> 00:31:03,229
  2933. <font face="Comic Sans MS">God!</font>
  2934.  
  2935. 670
  2936. 00:31:03,640 --> 00:31:06,029
  2937. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! What the hell was that on that site?</font>
  2938.  
  2939. 671
  2940. 00:31:06,200 --> 00:31:07,960
  2941. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That didn't have
  2942. anything to do with payroll.</font>
  2943.  
  2944. 672
  2945. 00:31:08,280 --> 00:31:10,271
  2946. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know. I've never seen that before.</font>
  2947.  
  2948. 673
  2949. 00:31:10,440 --> 00:31:11,440
  2950. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That was crazy.</i></font>
  2951.  
  2952. 674
  2953. 00:31:11,640 --> 00:31:14,016
  2954. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's figure it out tomorrow
  2955. when we're bright-eyed and bushy-tailed.</font>
  2956.  
  2957. 675
  2958. 00:31:14,040 --> 00:31:16,349
  2959. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you say, CJ? I am beat.</font>
  2960.  
  2961. 676
  2962. 00:31:17,160 --> 00:31:18,513
  2963. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, do you mind if I crash here?</font>
  2964.  
  2965. 677
  2966. 00:31:19,360 --> 00:31:20,634
  2967. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um...</font>
  2968.  
  2969. 678
  2970. 00:31:21,720 --> 00:31:22,720
  2971. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
  2972.  
  2973. 679
  2974. 00:31:24,240 --> 00:31:26,117
  2975. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me go grab some blankets.</font>
  2976.  
  2977. 680
  2978. 00:31:30,920 --> 00:31:33,229
  2979. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, thanks for the jammies, Jet.</font>
  2980.  
  2981. 681
  2982. 00:31:34,520 --> 00:31:37,159
  2983. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, well, you can keep those.</font>
  2984.  
  2985. 682
  2986. 00:31:37,320 --> 00:31:39,117
  2987. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Those are... Those are officially yours.</font>
  2988.  
  2989. 683
  2990. 00:31:40,560 --> 00:31:41,959
  2991. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
  2992.  
  2993. 684
  2994. 00:31:42,800 --> 00:31:44,597
  2995. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right.
  2996. - Oh.</font>
  2997.  
  2998. 685
  2999. 00:31:45,440 --> 00:31:46,920
  3000. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You gonna sleep with your fanny pack.</font>
  3001.  
  3002. 686
  3003. 00:31:47,080 --> 00:31:49,992
  3004. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet! Yeah, it's my baby.</font>
  3005.  
  3006. 687
  3007. 00:32:01,600 --> 00:32:04,797
  3008. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You need anything else? You're okay?</font>
  3009.  
  3010. 688
  3011. 00:32:06,760 --> 00:32:10,150
  3012. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't believe I'm having a sleepover
  3013. at Calvin Joyner's house right now.</font>
  3014.  
  3015. 689
  3016. 00:32:10,360 --> 00:32:12,828
  3017. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is blowing my mind!</font>
  3018.  
  3019. 690
  3020. 00:32:14,320 --> 00:32:15,320
  3021. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  3022.  
  3023. 691
  3024. 00:32:15,880 --> 00:32:16,880
  3025. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, good night, Bob.</font>
  3026.  
  3027. 692
  3028. 00:32:17,880 --> 00:32:19,029
  3029. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Good night, Jet.</font>
  3030.  
  3031. 693
  3032. 00:32:38,800 --> 00:32:39,800
  3033. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Me?</i></font>
  3034.  
  3035. 694
  3036. 00:32:40,520 --> 00:32:41,714
  3037. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah, you.</i></font>
  3038.  
  3039. 695
  3040. 00:32:47,400 --> 00:32:48,879
  3041. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>
  3042.  
  3043. 696
  3044. 00:32:51,760 --> 00:32:52,988
  3045. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One second.</font>
  3046.  
  3047. 697
  3048. 00:32:57,720 --> 00:32:58,914
  3049. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on.</font>
  3050.  
  3051. 698
  3052. 00:33:03,400 --> 00:33:04,435
  3053. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, may I help you?</font>
  3054.  
  3055. 699
  3056. 00:33:04,600 --> 00:33:06,113
  3057. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, my name is Pamela Harris,</font>
  3058.  
  3059. 700
  3060. 00:33:06,280 --> 00:33:08,555
  3061. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm with the Central Intelligence Agency.</font>
  3062.  
  3063. 701
  3064. 00:33:08,720 --> 00:33:11,075
  3065. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Have you had any contact with this man?</font>
  3066.  
  3067. 702
  3068. 00:33:11,680 --> 00:33:14,319
  3069. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, yeah, he's on my...
  3070. He's on my couch, sleeping.</font>
  3071.  
  3072. 703
  3073. 00:33:14,480 --> 00:33:15,480
  3074. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's in the house.</font>
  3075.  
  3076. 704
  3077. 00:33:15,680 --> 00:33:17,875
  3078. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's going on? Hey!</font>
  3079.  
  3080. 705
  3081. 00:33:18,040 --> 00:33:20,474
  3082. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me. Excuse me!</font>
  3083.  
  3084. 706
  3085. 00:33:24,200 --> 00:33:25,720
  3086. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's fled.</font>
  3087.  
  3088. 707
  3089. 00:33:25,920 --> 00:33:26,989
  3090. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>
  3091.  
  3092. 708
  3093. 00:33:27,240 --> 00:33:28,355
  3094. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Target's on the move.</font>
  3095.  
  3096. 709
  3097. 00:33:28,520 --> 00:33:29,589
  3098. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me! What...</font>
  3099.  
  3100. 710
  3101. 00:33:33,800 --> 00:33:35,597
  3102. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, hey! Excuse me!</font>
  3103.  
  3104. 711
  3105. 00:33:35,800 --> 00:33:37,976
  3106. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- ...and voice chatter in the vicinity.
  3107. - <i>Hello! Excuse me!</i></font>
  3108.  
  3109. 712
  3110. 00:33:38,000 --> 00:33:40,281
  3111. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If he's in the wind again,
  3112. it's gonna be your ass. Go now.</font>
  3113.  
  3114. 713
  3115. 00:33:40,400 --> 00:33:42,550
  3116. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hello!
  3117. - Alert Langley, asset uncontained.</font>
  3118.  
  3119. 714
  3120. 00:33:42,720 --> 00:33:43,914
  3121. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Excuse me!</font>
  3122.  
  3123. 715
  3124. 00:33:44,960 --> 00:33:45,960
  3125. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I help you?
  3126. - Hello!</font>
  3127.  
  3128. 716
  3129. 00:33:46,080 --> 00:33:47,456
  3130. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my house. Is something going on?</font>
  3131.  
  3132. 717
  3133. 00:33:47,480 --> 00:33:49,914
  3134. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, Mr. Joyner,
  3135. your sleepover buddy, Robert Wheirdicht,</font>
  3136.  
  3137. 718
  3138. 00:33:50,080 --> 00:33:53,550
  3139. <font face="Comic Sans MS">AKA Bob Stone, AKA Bob Golden,
  3140. AKA Bob Jet,</font>
  3141.  
  3142. 719
  3143. 00:33:53,840 --> 00:33:55,717
  3144. <font face="Comic Sans MS">is wanted for murder and treason</font>
  3145.  
  3146. 720
  3147. 00:33:55,880 --> 00:33:58,519
  3148. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and is presently in possession
  3149. of highly classified state secrets</font>
  3150.  
  3151. 721
  3152. 00:33:58,720 --> 00:34:00,392
  3153. <font face="Comic Sans MS">which he intends to sell to our enemies.</font>
  3154.  
  3155. 722
  3156. 00:34:00,600 --> 00:34:01,635
  3157. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  3158.  
  3159. 723
  3160. 00:34:01,800 --> 00:34:05,588
  3161. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And if he succeeds, it's gonna spark
  3162. a chain reaction of geopolitical events</font>
  3163.  
  3164. 724
  3165. 00:34:05,760 --> 00:34:07,056
  3166. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that most of our predictive models</font>
  3167.  
  3168. 725
  3169. 00:34:07,080 --> 00:34:09,833
  3170. <font face="Comic Sans MS">place somewhere between
  3171. World War III and outright Armageddon.</font>
  3172.  
  3173. 726
  3174. 00:34:10,000 --> 00:34:12,309
  3175. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, yeah, I guess you could say
  3176. something is going on.</font>
  3177.  
  3178. 727
  3179. 00:34:12,720 --> 00:34:13,720
  3180. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you mind?</font>
  3181.  
  3182. 728
  3183. 00:34:15,440 --> 00:34:18,000
  3184. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Creamer's in the fridge. What?</font>
  3185.  
  3186. 729
  3187. 00:34:18,200 --> 00:34:19,679
  3188. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't need it.</font>
  3189.  
  3190. 730
  3191. 00:34:19,840 --> 00:34:21,717
  3192. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What I do need is information.</font>
  3193.  
  3194. 731
  3195. 00:34:21,880 --> 00:34:24,713
  3196. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I need you to tell me
  3197. everything and anything</font>
  3198.  
  3199. 732
  3200. 00:34:24,880 --> 00:34:26,632
  3201. <font face="Comic Sans MS">about your contact with Agent Stone.</font>
  3202.  
  3203. 733
  3204. 00:34:27,520 --> 00:34:30,114
  3205. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Agent Stone?
  3206. - Bob, your friend Bob.</font>
  3207.  
  3208. 734
  3209. 00:34:30,280 --> 00:34:32,077
  3210. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on. Stay with me, please.</font>
  3211.  
  3212. 735
  3213. 00:34:33,160 --> 00:34:35,310
  3214. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I think there's a misunderstanding.</font>
  3215.  
  3216. 736
  3217. 00:34:35,480 --> 00:34:37,630
  3218. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No, he is not my friend.</font>
  3219.  
  3220. 737
  3221. 00:34:37,840 --> 00:34:39,576
  3222. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why did he list you
  3223. as his emergency contact</font>
  3224.  
  3225. 738
  3226. 00:34:39,600 --> 00:34:40,749
  3227. <font face="Comic Sans MS">in all his personnel forms?</font>
  3228.  
  3229. 739
  3230. 00:34:41,040 --> 00:34:42,109
  3231. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry... He what?</font>
  3232.  
  3233. 740
  3234. 00:34:42,280 --> 00:34:44,794
  3235. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone has no siblings, or parents,
  3236. or family of any kind.</font>
  3237.  
  3238. 741
  3239. 00:34:45,120 --> 00:34:46,235
  3240. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are the only person</font>
  3241.  
  3242. 742
  3243. 00:34:46,400 --> 00:34:48,595
  3244. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he listed in his personal references.</font>
  3245.  
  3246. 743
  3247. 00:34:48,800 --> 00:34:50,028
  3248. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh...</font>
  3249.  
  3250. 744
  3251. 00:34:50,200 --> 00:34:52,634
  3252. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's crazy, all right?
  3253. I barely even know the guy.</font>
  3254.  
  3255. 745
  3256. 00:34:52,800 --> 00:34:54,216
  3257. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why was he sleeping on your couch?</font>
  3258.  
  3259. 746
  3260. 00:34:54,240 --> 00:34:55,576
  3261. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because we went out
  3262. and had drinks last night.</font>
  3263.  
  3264. 747
  3265. 00:34:55,600 --> 00:34:57,560
  3266. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, so you went out drinking
  3267. with your non-friend?</font>
  3268.  
  3269. 748
  3270. 00:34:58,440 --> 00:34:59,440
  3271. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  3272.  
  3273. 749
  3274. 00:35:00,040 --> 00:35:01,439
  3275. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, let's... You're not...</font>
  3276.  
  3277. 750
  3278. 00:35:01,920 --> 00:35:02,955
  3279. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Time out.</font>
  3280.  
  3281. 751
  3282. 00:35:03,160 --> 00:35:04,559
  3283. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm pressing the time out button.</font>
  3284.  
  3285. 752
  3286. 00:35:04,720 --> 00:35:08,156
  3287. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? You guys barged in my house.
  3288. I pay my taxes.</font>
  3289.  
  3290. 753
  3291. 00:35:08,440 --> 00:35:11,591
  3292. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So you're not gonna come here
  3293. and treat me like I'm the enemy, okay?</font>
  3294.  
  3295. 754
  3296. 00:35:11,760 --> 00:35:14,136
  3297. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's the first thing.
  3298. Now, if you want to get into facts...</font>
  3299.  
  3300. 755
  3301. 00:35:14,160 --> 00:35:15,639
  3302. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna talk about facts?</font>
  3303.  
  3304. 756
  3305. 00:35:15,840 --> 00:35:16,840
  3306. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is Facebook's fault.</font>
  3307.  
  3308. 757
  3309. 00:35:17,000 --> 00:35:18,136
  3310. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you familiar with Facebook?</font>
  3311.  
  3312. 758
  3313. 00:35:18,160 --> 00:35:19,195
  3314. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We surveil it.</font>
  3315.  
  3316. 759
  3317. 00:35:19,360 --> 00:35:20,918
  3318. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He sent me a friend request.</font>
  3319.  
  3320. 760
  3321. 00:35:21,080 --> 00:35:22,520
  3322. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how this whole thing started.</font>
  3323.  
  3324. 761
  3325. 00:35:22,720 --> 00:35:23,789
  3326. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And you accepted?</font>
  3327.  
  3328. 762
  3329. 00:35:24,520 --> 00:35:26,238
  3330. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that. Don't do that to me.</font>
  3331.  
  3332. 763
  3333. 00:35:26,400 --> 00:35:29,756
  3334. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You give me a second. Okay?
  3335. Don't fire back like that.</font>
  3336.  
  3337. 764
  3338. 00:35:29,920 --> 00:35:32,036
  3339. <font face="Comic Sans MS">First of all,
  3340. fuck Mark Zuckerberg, all right?</font>
  3341.  
  3342. 765
  3343. 00:35:32,200 --> 00:35:34,555
  3344. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I accepted because it was Facebook.</font>
  3345.  
  3346. 766
  3347. 00:35:34,720 --> 00:35:36,056
  3348. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's rude when you don't accept it</font>
  3349.  
  3350. 767
  3351. 00:35:36,080 --> 00:35:37,376
  3352. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I don't know
  3353. if the person on the other end</font>
  3354.  
  3355. 768
  3356. 00:35:37,400 --> 00:35:39,709
  3357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">can see me not accept it.
  3358. That's why I accepted.</font>
  3359.  
  3360. 769
  3361. 00:35:39,880 --> 00:35:41,359
  3362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you nervous, Mr. Joyner?</font>
  3363.  
  3364. 770
  3365. 00:35:41,680 --> 00:35:42,715
  3366. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Is it hot?</font>
  3367.  
  3368. 771
  3369. 00:35:42,880 --> 00:35:44,757
  3370. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you getting hot?
  3371. Because I'm getting hot.</font>
  3372.  
  3373. 772
  3374. 00:35:44,920 --> 00:35:46,239
  3375. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna take off my jacket</font>
  3376.  
  3377. 773
  3378. 00:35:46,400 --> 00:35:48,038
  3379. <font face="Comic Sans MS">because that makes me look guilty.</font>
  3380.  
  3381. 774
  3382. 00:35:48,200 --> 00:35:50,589
  3383. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And that's what you guys look for. Hmm?</font>
  3384.  
  3385. 775
  3386. 00:35:51,000 --> 00:35:53,355
  3387. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Is this what a guilty man would do?</font>
  3388.  
  3389. 776
  3390. 00:35:53,600 --> 00:35:55,909
  3391. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look how comfortable I am.</font>
  3392.  
  3393. 777
  3394. 00:35:56,560 --> 00:35:59,080
  3395. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna lean up against this counter,
  3396. and I'm not gonna sweat.</font>
  3397.  
  3398. 778
  3399. 00:35:59,800 --> 00:36:03,554
  3400. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not gonna...
  3401. I'm not gonna look flustered at all.</font>
  3402.  
  3403. 779
  3404. 00:36:03,760 --> 00:36:05,591
  3405. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm... Bring it.</font>
  3406.  
  3407. 780
  3408. 00:36:06,040 --> 00:36:07,234
  3409. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What you want to know?</font>
  3410.  
  3411. 781
  3412. 00:36:07,560 --> 00:36:08,595
  3413. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm?</font>
  3414.  
  3415. 782
  3416. 00:36:08,760 --> 00:36:09,909
  3417. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Mr. Joyner.
  3418. - Yeah.</font>
  3419.  
  3420. 783
  3421. 00:36:10,080 --> 00:36:11,911
  3422. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob Stone is a dangerous psychotic.</font>
  3423.  
  3424. 784
  3425. 00:36:12,240 --> 00:36:14,231
  3426. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're lucky to be alive.
  3427. - Okay, listen to me.</font>
  3428.  
  3429. 785
  3430. 00:36:14,440 --> 00:36:17,238
  3431. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Agent Harris, I don't know this man.</font>
  3432.  
  3433. 786
  3434. 00:36:17,520 --> 00:36:19,256
  3435. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's just a little weird kid
  3436. that I knew in high school.</font>
  3437.  
  3438. 787
  3439. 00:36:19,280 --> 00:36:20,936
  3440. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He used to put Rice Krispies Treats
  3441. in my locker.</font>
  3442.  
  3443. 788
  3444. 00:36:20,960 --> 00:36:22,416
  3445. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sometimes I ate 'em, sometimes I didn't.</font>
  3446.  
  3447. 789
  3448. 00:36:22,440 --> 00:36:23,839
  3449. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't in carbs back then</font>
  3450.  
  3451. 790
  3452. 00:36:24,200 --> 00:36:26,160
  3453. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'cause I didn't want that weight
  3454. going to my hips.</font>
  3455.  
  3456. 791
  3457. 00:36:26,200 --> 00:36:28,600
  3458. <font face="Comic Sans MS">As a man, you don't want big hips,
  3459. especially in high school.</font>
  3460.  
  3461. 792
  3462. 00:36:28,760 --> 00:36:31,069
  3463. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bottom line,
  3464. I have no allegiance to this man.</font>
  3465.  
  3466. 793
  3467. 00:36:31,240 --> 00:36:32,798
  3468. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Zero ties, okay?</font>
  3469.  
  3470. 794
  3471. 00:36:33,000 --> 00:36:34,149
  3472. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All ties are cut.</font>
  3473.  
  3474. 795
  3475. 00:36:34,320 --> 00:36:36,276
  3476. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I cut them, so this is me and you.</font>
  3477.  
  3478. 796
  3479. 00:36:36,760 --> 00:36:38,432
  3480. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So don't put me and him...</font>
  3481.  
  3482. 797
  3483. 00:36:38,840 --> 00:36:40,990
  3484. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I ain't in this shit, okay?</font>
  3485.  
  3486. 798
  3487. 00:36:41,800 --> 00:36:44,075
  3488. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, Mr. Joyner. Prove it.</font>
  3489.  
  3490. 799
  3491. 00:36:44,960 --> 00:36:46,552
  3492. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, I need a second.</font>
  3493.  
  3494. 800
  3495. 00:36:46,760 --> 00:36:49,228
  3496. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta step outside.
  3497. I gotta take a shit.</font>
  3498.  
  3499. 801
  3500. 00:36:49,400 --> 00:36:50,594
  3501. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a lot.</font>
  3502.  
  3503. 802
  3504. 00:36:50,760 --> 00:36:53,069
  3505. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got to go. Just give me a second, man!</font>
  3506.  
  3507. 803
  3508. 00:36:53,880 --> 00:36:55,836
  3509. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll be waiting.
  3510. - Jesus Christ!</font>
  3511.  
  3512. 804
  3513. 00:37:06,200 --> 00:37:08,953
  3514. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All teams be advised,
  3515. we're Oscar Mike with the bait.</font>
  3516.  
  3517. 805
  3518. 00:37:09,160 --> 00:37:10,736
  3519. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, did you just
  3520. call me "the bait"?</font>
  3521.  
  3522. 806
  3523. 00:37:10,760 --> 00:37:11,795
  3524. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No.</font>
  3525.  
  3526. 807
  3527. 00:37:12,000 --> 00:37:13,176
  3528. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you did.
  3529. She just called me the bait.</font>
  3530.  
  3531. 808
  3532. 00:37:13,200 --> 00:37:14,200
  3533. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why am I the bait?</font>
  3534.  
  3535. 809
  3536. 00:37:14,360 --> 00:37:16,016
  3537. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, that doesn't sound like
  3538. something I'd ever say.</font>
  3539.  
  3540. 810
  3541. 00:37:16,040 --> 00:37:18,190
  3542. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You just said it.
  3543. - What's going on here?</font>
  3544.  
  3545. 811
  3546. 00:37:18,360 --> 00:37:19,998
  3547. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir, I'm gonna need you to step aside.</font>
  3548.  
  3549. 812
  3550. 00:37:20,160 --> 00:37:22,310
  3551. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is a matter of national security.</font>
  3552.  
  3553. 813
  3554. 00:37:22,600 --> 00:37:23,828
  3555. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, right! I love it.</font>
  3556.  
  3557. 814
  3558. 00:37:24,000 --> 00:37:26,360
  3559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What is this? Like a strippergram thing
  3560. to suck up to Ethan?</font>
  3561.  
  3562. 815
  3563. 00:37:26,520 --> 00:37:27,999
  3564. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Gotta love strippers. So dirty.</font>
  3565.  
  3566. 816
  3567. 00:37:28,160 --> 00:37:30,116
  3568. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Show us your tits! Show us your tits!</font>
  3569.  
  3570. 817
  3571. 00:37:30,280 --> 00:37:32,999
  3572. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, let's see some titty!</font>
  3573.  
  3574. 818
  3575. 00:37:36,040 --> 00:37:38,156
  3576. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- This you?
  3577. - Yeah, right here.</font>
  3578.  
  3579. 819
  3580. 00:37:38,320 --> 00:37:39,833
  3581. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You did this to yourself.</font>
  3582.  
  3583. 820
  3584. 00:37:45,200 --> 00:37:47,509
  3585. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Small.
  3586. - Yeah.</font>
  3587.  
  3588. 821
  3589. 00:37:54,680 --> 00:37:55,680
  3590. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's my wife.</font>
  3591.  
  3592. 822
  3593. 00:37:56,560 --> 00:37:59,199
  3594. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, it is my legal obligation
  3595. to inform you</font>
  3596.  
  3597. 823
  3598. 00:37:59,360 --> 00:38:02,079
  3599. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that you are now a part of
  3600. a highly classified covert action.</font>
  3601.  
  3602. 824
  3603. 00:38:02,240 --> 00:38:04,470
  3604. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, say hello to your wife
  3605. and then get off the phone.</font>
  3606.  
  3607. 825
  3608. 00:38:04,640 --> 00:38:05,834
  3609. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Am I clear?</i></font>
  3610.  
  3611. 826
  3612. 00:38:06,000 --> 00:38:07,513
  3613. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't tell my wife shit. Got it.</font>
  3614.  
  3615. 827
  3616. 00:38:08,360 --> 00:38:09,475
  3617. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't tell your wife shit.</font>
  3618.  
  3619. 828
  3620. 00:38:10,880 --> 00:38:12,472
  3621. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What line?
  3622. - Line one.</font>
  3623.  
  3624. 829
  3625. 00:38:14,720 --> 00:38:16,760
  3626. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Mags.
  3627. Hey, I can't really talk right now, babe.</font>
  3628.  
  3629. 830
  3630. 00:38:16,840 --> 00:38:19,673
  3631. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I got a lot going on.
  3632. - Okay, okay. I get it. You're hungover.</font>
  3633.  
  3634. 831
  3635. 00:38:19,840 --> 00:38:21,751
  3636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen, Dr. Dan can see us today at lunch.</font>
  3637.  
  3638. 832
  3639. 00:38:22,000 --> 00:38:24,514
  3640. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Wait a minute, Dr. Dan?
  3641. <i>- The therapist, remember?</i></font>
  3642.  
  3643. 833
  3644. 00:38:24,680 --> 00:38:27,956
  3645. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, I'm thinking we should just
  3646. meet at home and go together. Thank you.</font>
  3647.  
  3648. 834
  3649. 00:38:28,120 --> 00:38:31,317
  3650. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go. Go on,
  3651. and I'll just see you there, okay?</font>
  3652.  
  3653. 835
  3654. 00:38:31,480 --> 00:38:32,640
  3655. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But I got to really go, babe.</font>
  3656.  
  3657. 836
  3658. 00:38:32,760 --> 00:38:34,496
  3659. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm slammed in here.
  3660. So, I gotta get off the phone.</font>
  3661.  
  3662. 837
  3663. 00:38:34,520 --> 00:38:37,120
  3664. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right. Jeez! Is everything okay?
  3665. <i>- Everything is fine, babe.</i></font>
  3666.  
  3667. 838
  3668. 00:38:37,240 --> 00:38:39,629
  3669. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta keep the line clear.
  3670. I love you. Bye, I gotta go.</font>
  3671.  
  3672. 839
  3673. 00:38:41,000 --> 00:38:42,149
  3674. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Love you. Bye.</font>
  3675.  
  3676. 840
  3677. 00:38:42,720 --> 00:38:43,720
  3678. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm.</font>
  3679.  
  3680. 841
  3681. 00:38:44,440 --> 00:38:45,475
  3682. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Hmm." What?</font>
  3683.  
  3684. 842
  3685. 00:38:45,640 --> 00:38:48,438
  3686. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm an expert in speech pathology
  3687. and psycho-lingual subtext.</font>
  3688.  
  3689. 843
  3690. 00:38:48,600 --> 00:38:50,750
  3691. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your wife is not fulfilled
  3692. in your relationship.</font>
  3693.  
  3694. 844
  3695. 00:38:51,000 --> 00:38:52,000
  3696. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, what?</font>
  3697.  
  3698. 845
  3699. 00:38:52,360 --> 00:38:53,759
  3700. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Also, she wants to have a baby.</font>
  3701.  
  3702. 846
  3703. 00:38:54,320 --> 00:38:55,514
  3704. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are you getting...</font>
  3705.  
  3706. 847
  3707. 00:38:59,200 --> 00:39:00,713
  3708. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, Accounting.</font>
  3709.  
  3710. 848
  3711. 00:39:03,400 --> 00:39:05,550
  3712. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello? Calvin Joyner, Accounting.</font>
  3713.  
  3714. 849
  3715. 00:39:06,320 --> 00:39:07,320
  3716. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin?</i></font>
  3717.  
  3718. 850
  3719. 00:39:10,680 --> 00:39:12,750
  3720. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Bob! It's Bob!</font>
  3721.  
  3722. 851
  3723. 00:39:12,920 --> 00:39:14,148
  3724. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Act natural.</font>
  3725.  
  3726. 852
  3727. 00:39:14,320 --> 00:39:16,436
  3728. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Calvin. Is that you?</i></font>
  3729.  
  3730. 853
  3731. 00:39:16,600 --> 00:39:17,749
  3732. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Are you there?</i></font>
  3733.  
  3734. 854
  3735. 00:39:18,480 --> 00:39:20,675
  3736. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, hey. Well, yeah.</font>
  3737.  
  3738. 855
  3739. 00:39:21,600 --> 00:39:23,431
  3740. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, wassup?</font>
  3741.  
  3742. 856
  3743. 00:39:24,280 --> 00:39:26,840
  3744. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What up, Bobby-o?</font>
  3745.  
  3746. 857
  3747. 00:39:27,000 --> 00:39:29,195
  3748. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you quite well?</font>
  3749.  
  3750. 858
  3751. 00:39:29,360 --> 00:39:30,429
  3752. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm in big trouble.</i></font>
  3753.  
  3754. 859
  3755. 00:39:30,600 --> 00:39:32,875
  3756. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, God! I screwed up.
  3757. I screwed up big time.</i></font>
  3758.  
  3759. 860
  3760. 00:39:33,040 --> 00:39:35,156
  3761. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We gotta talk. Can you meet me?</i></font>
  3762.  
  3763. 861
  3764. 00:39:35,320 --> 00:39:37,515
  3765. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sure. Yeah. Where?
  3766. Where do you want me to meet you?</font>
  3767.  
  3768. 862
  3769. 00:39:37,680 --> 00:39:39,880
  3770. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm in the stairwell of your building,
  3771. two flights down.</i></font>
  3772.  
  3773. 863
  3774. 00:39:40,080 --> 00:39:41,274
  3775. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stairwell?
  3776. <i>- Hurry!</i></font>
  3777.  
  3778. 864
  3779. 00:39:42,720 --> 00:39:44,896
  3780. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- He's in the stairwell, two flights down!
  3781. - Move, move!</font>
  3782.  
  3783. 865
  3784. 00:39:44,920 --> 00:39:45,989
  3785. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Alert Charlie team.</font>
  3786.  
  3787. 866
  3788. 00:39:46,240 --> 00:39:48,151
  3789. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on. What's going on? Am I safe here?</font>
  3790.  
  3791. 867
  3792. 00:39:48,360 --> 00:39:50,256
  3793. <font face="Comic Sans MS">As long as Bob Stone
  3794. is in the building, no one's safe.</font>
  3795.  
  3796. 868
  3797. 00:39:50,280 --> 00:39:52,157
  3798. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get back in your office now!</font>
  3799.  
  3800. 869
  3801. 00:39:56,760 --> 00:39:57,954
  3802. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay!</font>
  3803.  
  3804. 870
  3805. 00:39:58,160 --> 00:40:00,196
  3806. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Good news is we heard her, guys.</font>
  3807.  
  3808. 871
  3809. 00:40:00,480 --> 00:40:03,358
  3810. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, everybody, let's all just stay calm.</font>
  3811.  
  3812. 872
  3813. 00:40:03,520 --> 00:40:05,954
  3814. <font face="Comic Sans MS">As long as... As long... Shit!</font>
  3815.  
  3816. 873
  3817. 00:40:09,000 --> 00:40:10,956
  3818. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell is going on?</font>
  3819.  
  3820. 874
  3821. 00:40:11,120 --> 00:40:12,269
  3822. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Relax.
  3823. - Hey.</font>
  3824.  
  3825. 875
  3826. 00:40:12,440 --> 00:40:14,120
  3827. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Great job at
  3828. getting them out of here, Jet.</font>
  3829.  
  3830. 876
  3831. 00:40:14,280 --> 00:40:15,429
  3832. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, Bob!
  3833. - That's teamwork!</font>
  3834.  
  3835. 877
  3836. 00:40:15,800 --> 00:40:17,480
  3837. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait! How did you... What did you just do?</font>
  3838.  
  3839. 878
  3840. 00:40:17,560 --> 00:40:18,754
  3841. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's a tradecraft, buddy.</font>
  3842.  
  3843. 879
  3844. 00:40:19,000 --> 00:40:20,274
  3845. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Spoiler alert...</font>
  3846.  
  3847. 880
  3848. 00:40:20,480 --> 00:40:21,595
  3849. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm in the CIA.</font>
  3850.  
  3851. 881
  3852. 00:40:21,760 --> 00:40:22,829
  3853. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no shit!</font>
  3854.  
  3855. 882
  3856. 00:40:23,000 --> 00:40:24,416
  3857. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey! What're you doing with my phone?</font>
  3858.  
  3859. 883
  3860. 00:40:24,440 --> 00:40:26,440
  3861. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You about to turn my phone
  3862. into a bomb, aren't you?</font>
  3863.  
  3864. 884
  3865. 00:40:26,480 --> 00:40:28,516
  3866. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I've seen <i>Homeland.</i>
  3867. So I know what they do.</font>
  3868.  
  3869. 885
  3870. 00:40:28,800 --> 00:40:31,314
  3871. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Homeland?
  3872. No, I'm ordering us an Uber.</font>
  3873.  
  3874. 886
  3875. 00:40:31,480 --> 00:40:33,311
  3876. <font face="Comic Sans MS">6 minutes. That's kinda tight.</font>
  3877.  
  3878. 887
  3879. 00:40:34,200 --> 00:40:35,792
  3880. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna need your tie.</font>
  3881.  
  3882. 888
  3883. 00:40:36,400 --> 00:40:37,515
  3884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna... No!</font>
  3885.  
  3886. 889
  3887. 00:40:37,680 --> 00:40:39,000
  3888. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Your necktie, take it off.
  3889. - No,</font>
  3890.  
  3891. 890
  3892. 00:40:39,080 --> 00:40:40,736
  3893. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not taking my tie off!
  3894. - Come on, Jet!</font>
  3895.  
  3896. 891
  3897. 00:40:40,760 --> 00:40:42,400
  3898. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do that. Don't do that.</font>
  3899.  
  3900. 892
  3901. 00:40:42,440 --> 00:40:43,696
  3902. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's good. Save it, save it, save it.</font>
  3903.  
  3904. 893
  3905. 00:40:43,720 --> 00:40:45,073
  3906. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Save it, Jet.</font>
  3907.  
  3908. 894
  3909. 00:40:45,240 --> 00:40:47,216
  3910. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- There we go, just right over here.
  3911. - Fine, take it, take it.</font>
  3912.  
  3913. 895
  3914. 00:40:47,240 --> 00:40:49,993
  3915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You can have it. Okay, that...
  3916. Listen to me. Listen.</font>
  3917.  
  3918. 896
  3919. 00:40:50,160 --> 00:40:51,195
  3920. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop. Stop!</font>
  3921.  
  3922. 897
  3923. 00:40:51,360 --> 00:40:53,351
  3924. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I need to know
  3925. what is happening, right now.</font>
  3926.  
  3927. 898
  3928. 00:40:53,520 --> 00:40:55,511
  3929. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay. You know what?
  3930. Moving too fast.</font>
  3931.  
  3932. 899
  3933. 00:40:55,720 --> 00:40:58,871
  3934. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bottom line, are you in or you out?</font>
  3935.  
  3936. 900
  3937. 00:40:59,680 --> 00:41:01,016
  3938. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you... In or out of what?</font>
  3939.  
  3940. 901
  3941. 00:41:01,040 --> 00:41:03,508
  3942. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm-mmm. No time
  3943. for questions, just action.</font>
  3944.  
  3945. 902
  3946. 00:41:03,680 --> 00:41:05,750
  3947. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- In or out?
  3948. - Okay, then I'm out.</font>
  3949.  
  3950. 903
  3951. 00:41:06,400 --> 00:41:08,391
  3952. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, Jet.
  3953. Actually, you're already in.</font>
  3954.  
  3955. 904
  3956. 00:41:08,560 --> 00:41:09,993
  3957. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why would you ask me?</font>
  3958.  
  3959. 905
  3960. 00:41:10,160 --> 00:41:11,960
  3961. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I thought
  3962. you would go, "I'm in, Bob!"</font>
  3963.  
  3964. 906
  3965. 00:41:12,120 --> 00:41:13,536
  3966. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And we would've had a really cool moment,</font>
  3967.  
  3968. 907
  3969. 00:41:13,560 --> 00:41:15,040
  3970. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but you kinda ruined the whole thing.</font>
  3971.  
  3972. 908
  3973. 00:41:15,120 --> 00:41:16,155
  3974. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I ruined...</font>
  3975.  
  3976. 909
  3977. 00:41:16,320 --> 00:41:17,389
  3978. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, okay, okay.</i></font>
  3979.  
  3980. 910
  3981. 00:41:17,560 --> 00:41:18,959
  3982. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen to me right now.</font>
  3983.  
  3984. 911
  3985. 00:41:19,160 --> 00:41:20,856
  3986. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob, I don't know what it is
  3987. that you're into</i></font>
  3988.  
  3989. 912
  3990. 00:41:20,880 --> 00:41:22,313
  3991. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>but what I do know is that</i></font>
  3992.  
  3993. 913
  3994. 00:41:22,480 --> 00:41:26,359
  3995. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I am really, really 100% out!</font>
  3996.  
  3997. 914
  3998. 00:41:26,520 --> 00:41:27,520
  3999. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you understand that?</font>
  4000.  
  4001. 915
  4002. 00:41:27,680 --> 00:41:29,955
  4003. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- God, you are good!
  4004. - What?</font>
  4005.  
  4006. 916
  4007. 00:41:30,120 --> 00:41:32,918
  4008. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, president of the Drama Club
  4009. for a reason, folks!</font>
  4010.  
  4011. 917
  4012. 00:41:33,080 --> 00:41:35,800
  4013. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're like a snack-size Denzel.
  4014. - Okay. Stop it, stop it, stop it.</font>
  4015.  
  4016. 918
  4017. 00:41:36,800 --> 00:41:38,199
  4018. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not a game.</font>
  4019.  
  4020. 919
  4021. 00:41:38,360 --> 00:41:39,873
  4022. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm being serious right now.</font>
  4023.  
  4024. 920
  4025. 00:41:40,560 --> 00:41:41,560
  4026. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm out!</font>
  4027.  
  4028. 921
  4029. 00:41:44,120 --> 00:41:45,314
  4030. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Okay.</font>
  4031.  
  4032. 922
  4033. 00:41:45,520 --> 00:41:47,590
  4034. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't say I'm not disappointed, Jet,</font>
  4035.  
  4036. 923
  4037. 00:41:48,440 --> 00:41:49,714
  4038. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but if you're out, you're out.</font>
  4039.  
  4040. 924
  4041. 00:41:49,880 --> 00:41:51,757
  4042. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you! I'm out!</font>
  4043.  
  4044. 925
  4045. 00:41:51,920 --> 00:41:53,876
  4046. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just happy that we can communicate</font>
  4047.  
  4048. 926
  4049. 00:41:54,040 --> 00:41:55,678
  4050. <font face="Comic Sans MS">openly and honestly.</font>
  4051.  
  4052. 927
  4053. 00:41:55,840 --> 00:41:58,798
  4054. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think it says a lot
  4055. about our relationship.</font>
  4056.  
  4057. 928
  4058. 00:41:58,960 --> 00:42:01,315
  4059. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, hold up, wait.
  4060. What're you doing? Oh, my God!</font>
  4061.  
  4062. 929
  4063. 00:42:01,480 --> 00:42:02,515
  4064. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's the thing, though.</font>
  4065.  
  4066. 930
  4067. 00:42:02,680 --> 00:42:04,280
  4068. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There's only one way for you to get out.</font>
  4069.  
  4070. 931
  4071. 00:42:04,360 --> 00:42:05,475
  4072. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>
  4073.  
  4074. 932
  4075. 00:42:05,640 --> 00:42:06,834
  4076. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta get in first.</font>
  4077.  
  4078. 933
  4079. 00:42:07,040 --> 00:42:08,359
  4080. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What is it that...</font>
  4081.  
  4082. 934
  4083. 00:42:08,520 --> 00:42:09,794
  4084. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what! Take my gun, Jet,</font>
  4085.  
  4086. 935
  4087. 00:42:10,000 --> 00:42:11,513
  4088. <font face="Comic Sans MS">we may have to kill some people.</font>
  4089.  
  4090. 936
  4091. 00:42:11,680 --> 00:42:13,976
  4092. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, it's not gonna bite you.
  4093. - I will do no such thing.</font>
  4094.  
  4095. 937
  4096. 00:42:14,000 --> 00:42:15,000
  4097. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you'll like it.</font>
  4098.  
  4099. 938
  4100. 00:42:15,160 --> 00:42:16,600
  4101. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I will not!
  4102. - You're gonna need it.</font>
  4103.  
  4104. 939
  4105. 00:42:17,440 --> 00:42:19,908
  4106. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna need it! He's in here!</font>
  4107.  
  4108. 940
  4109. 00:42:20,120 --> 00:42:21,120
  4110. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet.</font>
  4111.  
  4112. 941
  4113. 00:42:21,280 --> 00:42:23,840
  4114. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's in there! Bob's in there!</font>
  4115.  
  4116. 942
  4117. 00:42:24,000 --> 00:42:26,275
  4118. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a gun! He's got a gun!</font>
  4119.  
  4120. 943
  4121. 00:42:28,480 --> 00:42:30,160
  4122. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Down, down, get down!
  4123. - Move, move, move!</font>
  4124.  
  4125. 944
  4126. 00:42:30,920 --> 00:42:32,136
  4127. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. I'm gonna need
  4128. your improv skills.</font>
  4129.  
  4130. 945
  4131. 00:42:32,160 --> 00:42:33,160
  4132. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  4133.  
  4134. 946
  4135. 00:42:33,360 --> 00:42:35,794
  4136. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hostage role-play, you ready?
  4137. - No!</font>
  4138.  
  4139. 947
  4140. 00:42:36,040 --> 00:42:37,598
  4141. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sweet, let's go.
  4142. <i>- No, I said no!</i></font>
  4143.  
  4144. 948
  4145. 00:42:37,760 --> 00:42:38,909
  4146. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I said no!</font>
  4147.  
  4148. 949
  4149. 00:42:39,080 --> 00:42:40,513
  4150. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a hostage!</font>
  4151.  
  4152. 950
  4153. 00:42:41,560 --> 00:42:42,560
  4154. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  4155.  
  4156. 951
  4157. 00:42:42,720 --> 00:42:44,551
  4158. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No! Stop it, you gonna get me killed!</font>
  4159.  
  4160. 952
  4161. 00:42:46,160 --> 00:42:47,309
  4162. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>
  4163.  
  4164. 953
  4165. 00:42:59,960 --> 00:43:00,960
  4166. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There we go, Jet!</font>
  4167.  
  4168. 954
  4169. 00:43:01,760 --> 00:43:02,840
  4170. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>
  4171.  
  4172. 955
  4173. 00:43:02,920 --> 00:43:03,989
  4174. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Shoot!</font>
  4175.  
  4176. 956
  4177. 00:43:05,840 --> 00:43:06,840
  4178. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>
  4179.  
  4180. 957
  4181. 00:43:18,760 --> 00:43:20,990
  4182. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hang tight, Jet!
  4183. - No, I'm not doing anything!</font>
  4184.  
  4185. 958
  4186. 00:43:21,200 --> 00:43:22,679
  4187. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop including me in your stuff!</font>
  4188.  
  4189. 959
  4190. 00:43:24,600 --> 00:43:26,238
  4191. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get him, Agent! Hit him with the stick!</font>
  4192.  
  4193. 960
  4194. 00:43:31,240 --> 00:43:32,275
  4195. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>
  4196.  
  4197. 961
  4198. 00:43:32,600 --> 00:43:34,736
  4199. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're doing a great job, Jet.
  4200. Just give me a second, okay?</font>
  4201.  
  4202. 962
  4203. 00:43:34,760 --> 00:43:35,795
  4204. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the fuck?</font>
  4205.  
  4206. 963
  4207. 00:43:36,840 --> 00:43:37,840
  4208. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He got a coffee pot!</font>
  4209.  
  4210. 964
  4211. 00:43:55,560 --> 00:43:56,560
  4212. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He got a banana!</font>
  4213.  
  4214. 965
  4215. 00:44:01,520 --> 00:44:03,033
  4216. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh!</font>
  4217.  
  4218. 966
  4219. 00:44:04,040 --> 00:44:05,234
  4220. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Freeze!</font>
  4221.  
  4222. 967
  4223. 00:44:16,560 --> 00:44:18,278
  4224. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, help!</font>
  4225.  
  4226. 968
  4227. 00:44:18,480 --> 00:44:19,480
  4228. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  4229.  
  4230. 969
  4231. 00:44:20,480 --> 00:44:22,675
  4232. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet, help.</font>
  4233.  
  4234. 970
  4235. 00:44:22,840 --> 00:44:24,000
  4236. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, man, I'm not helping you!</font>
  4237.  
  4238. 971
  4239. 00:44:27,000 --> 00:44:28,000
  4240. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>
  4241.  
  4242. 972
  4243. 00:44:28,560 --> 00:44:29,834
  4244. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Give me the gun!
  4245. - Stop it!</font>
  4246.  
  4247. 973
  4248. 00:44:30,000 --> 00:44:31,320
  4249. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Stop resisting!
  4250. - No, let me go!</font>
  4251.  
  4252. 974
  4253. 00:44:35,080 --> 00:44:37,071
  4254. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me go! I'm trying to give it to you!</font>
  4255.  
  4256. 975
  4257. 00:44:40,120 --> 00:44:41,394
  4258. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>
  4259.  
  4260. 976
  4261. 00:44:41,560 --> 00:44:42,896
  4262. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That was an accident!
  4263. - Don't move!</font>
  4264.  
  4265. 977
  4266. 00:44:42,920 --> 00:44:44,194
  4267. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, stop! Listen to me!</font>
  4268.  
  4269. 978
  4270. 00:44:46,840 --> 00:44:47,909
  4271. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's go.</font>
  4272.  
  4273. 979
  4274. 00:44:48,680 --> 00:44:50,280
  4275. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait! Come on! What are you... Ah!</font>
  4276.  
  4277. 980
  4278. 00:44:50,800 --> 00:44:52,028
  4279. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man!</font>
  4280.  
  4281. 981
  4282. 00:44:52,200 --> 00:44:54,156
  4283. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This has gotta stop! Okay?</font>
  4284.  
  4285. 982
  4286. 00:44:56,080 --> 00:44:57,115
  4287. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Shit!</i></font>
  4288.  
  4289. 983
  4290. 00:45:01,600 --> 00:45:02,874
  4291. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot!</font>
  4292.  
  4293. 984
  4294. 00:45:03,960 --> 00:45:05,791
  4295. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, God!
  4296. - Show us your hands!</font>
  4297.  
  4298. 985
  4299. 00:45:05,960 --> 00:45:07,393
  4300. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Drop your weapon!
  4301. - Do it now!</font>
  4302.  
  4303. 986
  4304. 00:45:16,080 --> 00:45:17,080
  4305. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ow.</font>
  4306.  
  4307. 987
  4308. 00:45:17,880 --> 00:45:18,880
  4309. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>
  4310.  
  4311. 988
  4312. 00:45:19,040 --> 00:45:21,110
  4313. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's over, Bob. Give up.</font>
  4314.  
  4315. 989
  4316. 00:45:21,320 --> 00:45:22,878
  4317. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know I can't do that, Pam.</font>
  4318.  
  4319. 990
  4320. 00:45:23,040 --> 00:45:24,871
  4321. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>There's nowhere to run, Agent Stone.</i></font>
  4322.  
  4323. 991
  4324. 00:45:25,520 --> 00:45:26,714
  4325. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just like Caracas.</font>
  4326.  
  4327. 992
  4328. 00:45:27,360 --> 00:45:31,239
  4329. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Caracas would've worked
  4330. if you trusted me like Calvin trusts me.</font>
  4331.  
  4332. 993
  4333. 00:45:31,400 --> 00:45:32,549
  4334. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. No.</font>
  4335.  
  4336. 994
  4337. 00:45:32,720 --> 00:45:34,472
  4338. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That is not true. I do not trust him!</font>
  4339.  
  4340. 995
  4341. 00:45:34,640 --> 00:45:36,710
  4342. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I do not trust him at all.
  4343. As a matter of fact,</font>
  4344.  
  4345. 996
  4346. 00:45:36,920 --> 00:45:38,416
  4347. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>this is a perfect time
  4348. for us to clear this up</i></font>
  4349.  
  4350. 997
  4351. 00:45:38,440 --> 00:45:40,576
  4352. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>especially in the middle of this standoff.
  4353. I shouldn't be here!</i></font>
  4354.  
  4355. 998
  4356. 00:45:40,600 --> 00:45:43,160
  4357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So I feel like me being
  4358. in the middle of this throws me in it.</font>
  4359.  
  4360. 999
  4361. 00:45:43,320 --> 00:45:44,639
  4362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So let me exclude myself.</font>
  4363.  
  4364. 1000
  4365. 00:45:44,840 --> 00:45:46,512
  4366. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, stay down!
  4367. - Don't move!</font>
  4368.  
  4369. 1001
  4370. 00:45:46,720 --> 00:45:49,359
  4371. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, all right.
  4372. I'll stay in. I'll stay in.</font>
  4373.  
  4374. 1002
  4375. 00:45:50,640 --> 00:45:51,640
  4376. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got a plan.</font>
  4377.  
  4378. 1003
  4379. 00:45:52,360 --> 00:45:53,554
  4380. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Might get us both killed</font>
  4381.  
  4382. 1004
  4383. 00:45:53,720 --> 00:45:55,536
  4384. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but if it works,
  4385. it'll be a totally boss story.</font>
  4386.  
  4387. 1005
  4388. 00:45:55,560 --> 00:45:56,560
  4389. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Cool?</font>
  4390.  
  4391. 1006
  4392. 00:45:56,720 --> 00:45:58,676
  4393. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No! No, it's not cool!
  4394. - Cool.</font>
  4395.  
  4396. 1007
  4397. 00:45:58,840 --> 00:45:59,989
  4398. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I said it's not cool.</font>
  4399.  
  4400. 1008
  4401. 00:46:00,160 --> 00:46:01,673
  4402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I said it's not cool!</font>
  4403.  
  4404. 1009
  4405. 00:46:01,840 --> 00:46:02,989
  4406. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Time's up.</font>
  4407.  
  4408. 1010
  4409. 00:46:03,680 --> 00:46:04,829
  4410. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're right, Pam.</font>
  4411.  
  4412. 1011
  4413. 00:46:05,560 --> 00:46:06,629
  4414. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My time is up.</font>
  4415.  
  4416. 1012
  4417. 00:46:06,800 --> 00:46:08,836
  4418. <font face="Comic Sans MS">In three, two,</font>
  4419.  
  4420. 1013
  4421. 00:46:09,680 --> 00:46:10,680
  4422. <font face="Comic Sans MS">one.</font>
  4423.  
  4424. 1014
  4425. 00:46:18,360 --> 00:46:20,396
  4426. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Bob, Bob!</font>
  4427.  
  4428. 1015
  4429. 00:46:20,960 --> 00:46:23,394
  4430. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa, whoa!</font>
  4431.  
  4432. 1016
  4433. 00:46:24,040 --> 00:46:25,234
  4434. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>
  4435.  
  4436. 1017
  4437. 00:46:26,000 --> 00:46:27,000
  4438. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo-hoo!</font>
  4439.  
  4440. 1018
  4441. 00:46:43,920 --> 00:46:45,717
  4442. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! Did you feel that, Jet?</font>
  4443.  
  4444. 1019
  4445. 00:46:45,880 --> 00:46:48,110
  4446. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That was the balls right there!</font>
  4447.  
  4448. 1020
  4449. 00:46:50,160 --> 00:46:51,656
  4450. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, did you shit yourself a little bit?</font>
  4451.  
  4452. 1021
  4453. 00:46:53,520 --> 00:46:55,715
  4454. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's all right if you did. Totally cool.
  4455. I don't judge.</font>
  4456.  
  4457. 1022
  4458. 00:47:01,200 --> 00:47:02,200
  4459. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get it off!</font>
  4460.  
  4461. 1023
  4462. 00:47:02,600 --> 00:47:03,669
  4463. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys order an Uber?</font>
  4464.  
  4465. 1024
  4466. 00:47:06,400 --> 00:47:07,549
  4467. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you doing?</font>
  4468.  
  4469. 1025
  4470. 00:47:08,320 --> 00:47:09,816
  4471. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You better get your tuches in the car.</font>
  4472.  
  4473. 1026
  4474. 00:47:09,840 --> 00:47:10,840
  4475. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna get shot!</font>
  4476.  
  4477. 1027
  4478. 00:47:11,000 --> 00:47:12,149
  4479. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't shoot me! Shoot him!</font>
  4480.  
  4481. 1028
  4482. 00:47:12,320 --> 00:47:14,834
  4483. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shoot him! I'm out! I'm out! I'm out!</font>
  4484.  
  4485. 1029
  4486. 00:47:15,000 --> 00:47:17,230
  4487. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me in! Let me in! Let me in! Go, Bob!</font>
  4488.  
  4489. 1030
  4490. 00:47:21,720 --> 00:47:23,073
  4491. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, that's my car!</font>
  4492.  
  4493. 1031
  4494. 00:47:23,760 --> 00:47:24,760
  4495. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you!</font>
  4496.  
  4497. 1032
  4498. 00:47:25,240 --> 00:47:26,958
  4499. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You get zero stars!</font>
  4500.  
  4501. 1033
  4502. 00:47:28,000 --> 00:47:30,195
  4503. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Put the word out to all assets.</font>
  4504.  
  4505. 1034
  4506. 00:47:30,360 --> 00:47:31,918
  4507. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm doubling the price on Bob's head.</font>
  4508.  
  4509. 1035
  4510. 00:47:32,360 --> 00:47:33,918
  4511. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, what the shit,
  4512. honey...</font>
  4513.  
  4514. 1036
  4515. 00:47:35,520 --> 00:47:36,873
  4516. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get Larry on it.</font>
  4517.  
  4518. 1037
  4519. 00:47:42,200 --> 00:47:43,235
  4520. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Car, car, car!</font>
  4521.  
  4522. 1038
  4523. 00:47:43,880 --> 00:47:45,598
  4524. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, here's the dilly-o, Jet.</font>
  4525.  
  4526. 1039
  4527. 00:47:45,760 --> 00:47:47,480
  4528. <font face="Comic Sans MS">About three weeks ago,
  4529. an enemy of the state</font>
  4530.  
  4531. 1040
  4532. 00:47:47,560 --> 00:47:48,788
  4533. <font face="Comic Sans MS">codenamed "The Black Badger"</font>
  4534.  
  4535. 1041
  4536. 00:47:48,960 --> 00:47:51,918
  4537. <font face="Comic Sans MS">stole the encryption keys
  4538. to the entire US spy satellite program</font>
  4539.  
  4540. 1042
  4541. 00:47:52,080 --> 00:47:53,336
  4542. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which he's gonna sell to a buyer</i></font>
  4543.  
  4544. 1043
  4545. 00:47:53,360 --> 00:47:55,256
  4546. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>from that auction site
  4547. on your computer last night.</i></font>
  4548.  
  4549. 1044
  4550. 00:47:55,280 --> 00:47:56,315
  4551. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob...</font>
  4552.  
  4553. 1045
  4554. 00:47:56,480 --> 00:47:57,696
  4555. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If we lose control of our satellites,</font>
  4556.  
  4557. 1046
  4558. 00:47:57,720 --> 00:48:00,518
  4559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">we're completely vulnerable
  4560. to any terrorist attacks.</font>
  4561.  
  4562. 1047
  4563. 00:48:00,680 --> 00:48:02,736
  4564. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why I had to go back
  4565. to your office and get you, Jet.</font>
  4566.  
  4567. 1048
  4568. 00:48:02,760 --> 00:48:04,512
  4569. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I need your super sweet accounting skills</font>
  4570.  
  4571. 1049
  4572. 00:48:04,680 --> 00:48:06,680
  4573. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>to help me figure out
  4574. the last piece of this puzzle</i></font>
  4575.  
  4576. 1050
  4577. 00:48:06,760 --> 00:48:08,990
  4578. <font face="Comic Sans MS">which is the transaction number
  4579. from the winning bid.</font>
  4580.  
  4581. 1051
  4582. 00:48:09,160 --> 00:48:11,037
  4583. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That'll tell us
  4584. where the deal is going down.</font>
  4585.  
  4586. 1052
  4587. 00:48:12,920 --> 00:48:15,036
  4588. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That way, we can get The Black Badger.</font>
  4589.  
  4590. 1053
  4591. 00:48:15,400 --> 00:48:16,640
  4592. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't do it without you, Jet.</font>
  4593.  
  4594. 1054
  4595. 00:48:16,920 --> 00:48:19,115
  4596. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you kidding me? I'm not helping you.</font>
  4597.  
  4598. 1055
  4599. 00:48:19,280 --> 00:48:21,032
  4600. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You attacked somebody with a banana.</font>
  4601.  
  4602. 1056
  4603. 00:48:21,200 --> 00:48:23,919
  4604. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- A banana, force multiplier.
  4605. - What?</font>
  4606.  
  4607. 1057
  4608. 00:48:24,080 --> 00:48:26,280
  4609. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, basically what that means
  4610. is anything in your hand</font>
  4611.  
  4612. 1058
  4613. 00:48:26,320 --> 00:48:28,993
  4614. <font face="Comic Sans MS">is far more dangerous
  4615. than just your bare hands alone,</font>
  4616.  
  4617. 1059
  4618. 00:48:29,160 --> 00:48:30,160
  4619. <font face="Comic Sans MS">including a banana.</font>
  4620.  
  4621. 1060
  4622. 00:48:30,800 --> 00:48:31,800
  4623. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh!</font>
  4624.  
  4625. 1061
  4626. 00:48:32,960 --> 00:48:34,996
  4627. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Ah!</font>
  4628.  
  4629. 1062
  4630. 00:48:35,280 --> 00:48:36,838
  4631. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- A force multiplier!
  4632. - Yeah.</font>
  4633.  
  4634. 1063
  4635. 00:48:37,000 --> 00:48:38,479
  4636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's what it is.</font>
  4637.  
  4638. 1064
  4639. 00:48:38,680 --> 00:48:40,671
  4640. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It makes so much more sense to me now.</font>
  4641.  
  4642. 1065
  4643. 00:48:40,840 --> 00:48:43,035
  4644. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's page-one CIA stuff.</font>
  4645.  
  4646. 1066
  4647. 00:48:43,200 --> 00:48:46,590
  4648. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I almost forgot
  4649. that I wasn't in the fucking CIA!</font>
  4650.  
  4651. 1067
  4652. 00:48:47,560 --> 00:48:48,675
  4653. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop the car.</font>
  4654.  
  4655. 1068
  4656. 00:48:48,840 --> 00:48:50,717
  4657. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You stop the car right now! Stop the car!</font>
  4658.  
  4659. 1069
  4660. 00:48:50,880 --> 00:48:52,757
  4661. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, okay. That's a great idea, Jet.</font>
  4662.  
  4663. 1070
  4664. 00:48:52,920 --> 00:48:54,558
  4665. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We should get off the grid right now.</font>
  4666.  
  4667. 1071
  4668. 00:48:55,880 --> 00:48:57,677
  4669. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Whoa!</i></font>
  4670.  
  4671. 1072
  4672. 00:49:02,520 --> 00:49:04,670
  4673. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. We're clear.</font>
  4674.  
  4675. 1073
  4676. 00:49:10,520 --> 00:49:11,669
  4677. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  4678.  
  4679. 1074
  4680. 00:49:12,200 --> 00:49:14,350
  4681. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Let's just take some deep breaths.</font>
  4682.  
  4683. 1075
  4684. 00:49:14,520 --> 00:49:16,033
  4685. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? Deep breaths.</font>
  4686.  
  4687. 1076
  4688. 00:49:16,960 --> 00:49:19,554
  4689. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do is get out of this car</font>
  4690.  
  4691. 1077
  4692. 00:49:19,720 --> 00:49:21,711
  4693. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and have a rational conversation with Bob</font>
  4694.  
  4695. 1078
  4696. 00:49:21,880 --> 00:49:23,279
  4697. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and he'll understand.</font>
  4698.  
  4699. 1079
  4700. 00:49:32,040 --> 00:49:34,873
  4701. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robert, I would like to
  4702. go home now, please.</font>
  4703.  
  4704. 1080
  4705. 00:49:35,040 --> 00:49:36,712
  4706. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Buddy, you and me both.</font>
  4707.  
  4708. 1081
  4709. 00:49:36,880 --> 00:49:39,110
  4710. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But until we clear our names,
  4711. there's no going home.</font>
  4712.  
  4713. 1082
  4714. 00:49:39,280 --> 00:49:41,475
  4715. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, can you clarify
  4716. that last sentence for me?</font>
  4717.  
  4718. 1083
  4719. 00:49:41,640 --> 00:49:42,960
  4720. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, now that you're in...</font>
  4721.  
  4722. 1084
  4723. 00:49:43,120 --> 00:49:45,236
  4724. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me stop you right there. I'm not in.</font>
  4725.  
  4726. 1085
  4727. 00:49:45,400 --> 00:49:47,072
  4728. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I never said that I was in.</font>
  4729.  
  4730. 1086
  4731. 00:49:47,240 --> 00:49:49,993
  4732. <font face="Comic Sans MS">In fact, I expressly remember
  4733. saying that I was out!</font>
  4734.  
  4735. 1087
  4736. 00:49:50,160 --> 00:49:51,480
  4737. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know, but they think you're in.</font>
  4738.  
  4739. 1088
  4740. 00:49:51,800 --> 00:49:52,800
  4741. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I am...</font>
  4742.  
  4743. 1089
  4744. 00:49:53,320 --> 00:49:55,231
  4745. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm fucking out! I'm out!</font>
  4746.  
  4747. 1090
  4748. 00:49:55,400 --> 00:49:56,536
  4749. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's left to tell?
  4750. - Hey, no, I get it.</font>
  4751.  
  4752. 1091
  4753. 00:49:56,560 --> 00:49:58,376
  4754. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not in!
  4755. - I'm just saying they think you're in.</font>
  4756.  
  4757. 1092
  4758. 00:49:58,400 --> 00:50:01,358
  4759. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm not in! I am not in!
  4760. - I get it.</font>
  4761.  
  4762. 1093
  4763. 00:50:01,600 --> 00:50:03,591
  4764. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm not in! I'm out!</i></font>
  4765.  
  4766. 1094
  4767. 00:50:03,760 --> 00:50:06,228
  4768. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One sec, Jet, just gotta disable the GPS.</font>
  4769.  
  4770. 1095
  4771. 00:50:06,680 --> 00:50:07,680
  4772. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where did you...</font>
  4773.  
  4774. 1096
  4775. 00:50:08,120 --> 00:50:09,480
  4776. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna go under... That's fine!</font>
  4777.  
  4778. 1097
  4779. 00:50:09,920 --> 00:50:10,920
  4780. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait a minute.</font>
  4781.  
  4782. 1098
  4783. 00:50:10,960 --> 00:50:12,400
  4784. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You did this on purpose, didn't you?</font>
  4785.  
  4786. 1099
  4787. 00:50:13,360 --> 00:50:15,635
  4788. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This whole thing was done on purpose.</font>
  4789.  
  4790. 1100
  4791. 00:50:15,800 --> 00:50:17,358
  4792. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is your plan!</font>
  4793.  
  4794. 1101
  4795. 00:50:17,520 --> 00:50:19,238
  4796. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You tricked me!</font>
  4797.  
  4798. 1102
  4799. 00:50:19,400 --> 00:50:21,675
  4800. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's fine, but I know you tricked me.</font>
  4801.  
  4802. 1103
  4803. 00:50:21,840 --> 00:50:23,360
  4804. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Trick you?
  4805. - You tricked... Hey, boy!</font>
  4806.  
  4807. 1104
  4808. 00:50:23,440 --> 00:50:25,556
  4809. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What? What'd you just...</font>
  4810.  
  4811. 1105
  4812. 00:50:25,720 --> 00:50:27,296
  4813. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I didn't trick you,
  4814. you offered to help me.</font>
  4815.  
  4816. 1106
  4817. 00:50:27,320 --> 00:50:28,840
  4818. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what's funny? Harris told me.</font>
  4819.  
  4820. 1107
  4821. 00:50:29,040 --> 00:50:30,439
  4822. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>She told me everything, man.</i></font>
  4823.  
  4824. 1108
  4825. 00:50:30,600 --> 00:50:32,158
  4826. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She told me that you stole the codes.</font>
  4827.  
  4828. 1109
  4829. 00:50:32,320 --> 00:50:34,256
  4830. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me tell you something about Harris.
  4831. You can't trust her.</font>
  4832.  
  4833. 1110
  4834. 00:50:34,280 --> 00:50:36,520
  4835. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She's already trying to frame me
  4836. for my partner's murder!</font>
  4837.  
  4838. 1111
  4839. 00:50:36,920 --> 00:50:38,592
  4840. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You killed your partner?
  4841. - No.</font>
  4842.  
  4843. 1112
  4844. 00:50:38,800 --> 00:50:39,800
  4845. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I would never do that.</font>
  4846.  
  4847. 1113
  4848. 00:50:39,960 --> 00:50:41,473
  4849. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The Black Badger killed my partner.</font>
  4850.  
  4851. 1114
  4852. 00:50:41,680 --> 00:50:44,080
  4853. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me explain to you something, dude.
  4854. This is what happened.</font>
  4855.  
  4856. 1115
  4857. 00:50:44,880 --> 00:50:47,240
  4858. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>After The Black Badger
  4859. stole the satellite encryption codes,</i></font>
  4860.  
  4861. 1116
  4862. 00:50:47,280 --> 00:50:50,875
  4863. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>my partner Phil and I
  4864. tracked him to a penthouse in Kiev.</i></font>
  4865.  
  4866. 1117
  4867. 00:50:51,040 --> 00:50:52,155
  4868. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, Phil.
  4869. - Yeah.</font>
  4870.  
  4871. 1118
  4872. 00:50:52,800 --> 00:50:54,040
  4873. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>
  4874.  
  4875. 1119
  4876. 00:50:55,320 --> 00:50:56,799
  4877. <font face="Comic Sans MS">See you on the other side.</font>
  4878.  
  4879. 1120
  4880. 00:50:58,120 --> 00:50:59,633
  4881. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>
  4882.  
  4883. 1121
  4884. 00:50:59,800 --> 00:51:01,313
  4885. <font face="Comic Sans MS">God, I love that guy.</font>
  4886.  
  4887. 1122
  4888. 00:51:01,480 --> 00:51:02,976
  4889. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He knew we were coming,
  4890. so he set a trap.</i></font>
  4891.  
  4892. 1123
  4893. 00:51:03,000 --> 00:51:05,036
  4894. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob! Bob!</font>
  4895.  
  4896. 1124
  4897. 00:51:05,200 --> 00:51:06,269
  4898. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  4899.  
  4900. 1125
  4901. 00:51:06,440 --> 00:51:08,954
  4902. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Phil was my partner,
  4903. my teammate</i></font>
  4904.  
  4905. 1126
  4906. 00:51:09,720 --> 00:51:11,472
  4907. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- and I couldn't save him.</i>
  4908. - No!</font>
  4909.  
  4910. 1127
  4911. 00:51:14,320 --> 00:51:15,878
  4912. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It was awful, Cal.</font>
  4913.  
  4914. 1128
  4915. 00:51:16,040 --> 00:51:17,560
  4916. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It was a setup, right from the get-go.</font>
  4917.  
  4918. 1129
  4919. 00:51:19,080 --> 00:51:20,115
  4920. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn, man.</font>
  4921.  
  4922. 1130
  4923. 00:51:20,680 --> 00:51:21,976
  4924. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The Black Badger was never there.</font>
  4925.  
  4926. 1131
  4927. 00:51:22,000 --> 00:51:24,275
  4928. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've been the one
  4929. on that elevator, not Phil.</font>
  4930.  
  4931. 1132
  4932. 00:51:24,760 --> 00:51:25,795
  4933. <font face="Comic Sans MS">God.</font>
  4934.  
  4935. 1133
  4936. 00:51:26,000 --> 00:51:28,355
  4937. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Bob, please...</font>
  4938.  
  4939. 1134
  4940. 00:51:28,560 --> 00:51:30,790
  4941. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm begging you, man.
  4942. Can you just let me go home?</font>
  4943.  
  4944. 1135
  4945. 00:51:30,960 --> 00:51:32,473
  4946. <font face="Comic Sans MS">CJ, I totally understand.</font>
  4947.  
  4948. 1136
  4949. 00:51:32,640 --> 00:51:34,437
  4950. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But right now,
  4951. Agent Harris and her taskforce</font>
  4952.  
  4953. 1137
  4954. 00:51:34,600 --> 00:51:36,318
  4955. <font face="Comic Sans MS">has that place surveilled up the yin-yang.</font>
  4956.  
  4957. 1138
  4958. 00:51:36,480 --> 00:51:38,160
  4959. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She's got contract killers looking for us.</font>
  4960.  
  4961. 1139
  4962. 00:51:38,240 --> 00:51:39,468
  4963. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your place isn't safe.</font>
  4964.  
  4965. 1140
  4966. 00:51:39,640 --> 00:51:41,312
  4967. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. Maggie.</font>
  4968.  
  4969. 1141
  4970. 00:51:41,480 --> 00:51:43,675
  4971. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie! What the hell
  4972. am I supposed to do about Maggie?</font>
  4973.  
  4974. 1142
  4975. 00:51:46,160 --> 00:51:47,880
  4976. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get down, Jet!</font>
  4977.  
  4978. 1143
  4979. 00:51:56,600 --> 00:51:58,033
  4980. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit! Oh!</font>
  4981.  
  4982. 1144
  4983. 00:51:59,000 --> 00:52:00,000
  4984. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look out, Bob!</font>
  4985.  
  4986. 1145
  4987. 00:52:12,000 --> 00:52:14,560
  4988. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who the hell is that? Who is that? Bob?</font>
  4989.  
  4990. 1146
  4991. 00:52:14,720 --> 00:52:15,948
  4992. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit.</font>
  4993.  
  4994. 1147
  4995. 00:52:21,240 --> 00:52:22,240
  4996. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Larry.</font>
  4997.  
  4998. 1148
  4999. 00:52:25,320 --> 00:52:26,594
  5000. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thought you retired.</font>
  5001.  
  5002. 1149
  5003. 00:52:26,760 --> 00:52:27,760
  5004. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I did.</font>
  5005.  
  5006. 1150
  5007. 00:52:28,320 --> 00:52:30,436
  5008. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're worth a lot of money,
  5009. Bob, dead or alive.</font>
  5010.  
  5011. 1151
  5012. 00:52:30,680 --> 00:52:33,148
  5013. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, tough luck,
  5014. because I've got back up.</font>
  5015.  
  5016. 1152
  5017. 00:52:33,320 --> 00:52:34,389
  5018. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ain't that right, Jet?</font>
  5019.  
  5020. 1153
  5021. 00:52:37,280 --> 00:52:38,280
  5022. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet!</font>
  5023.  
  5024. 1154
  5025. 00:53:00,680 --> 00:53:02,989
  5026. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, baby. I know. I'm sorry I'm late.</font>
  5027.  
  5028. 1155
  5029. 00:53:03,200 --> 00:53:05,270
  5030. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The stupid Koplin deposition ran long.</font>
  5031.  
  5032. 1156
  5033. 00:53:05,440 --> 00:53:07,431
  5034. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm leaving right now.
  5035. I'll meet you at the house.</i></font>
  5036.  
  5037. 1157
  5038. 00:53:07,600 --> 00:53:08,794
  5039. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no! Don't go home!</font>
  5040.  
  5041. 1158
  5042. 00:53:08,960 --> 00:53:10,598
  5043. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- Don't go home!</i>
  5044. - Why? What's going on?</font>
  5045.  
  5046. 1159
  5047. 00:53:10,760 --> 00:53:13,513
  5048. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Nothing! Nothing.
  5049. I'm just running late, too.</font>
  5050.  
  5051. 1160
  5052. 00:53:13,680 --> 00:53:16,114
  5053. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So I was gonna say
  5054. let's just meet at Dr. Dan's office.</font>
  5055.  
  5056. 1161
  5057. 00:53:17,360 --> 00:53:19,316
  5058. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. Okay. Is everything all right?</font>
  5059.  
  5060. 1162
  5061. 00:53:19,480 --> 00:53:21,789
  5062. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah! Yeah. Why?</font>
  5063.  
  5064. 1163
  5065. 00:53:21,960 --> 00:53:23,188
  5066. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Everything's fine.</i></font>
  5067.  
  5068. 1164
  5069. 00:53:23,360 --> 00:53:25,776
  5070. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because you kind of sound
  5071. like Ray Liotta at the end of Goodfellas.</font>
  5072.  
  5073. 1165
  5074. 00:53:25,800 --> 00:53:27,074
  5075. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  5076.  
  5077. 1166
  5078. 00:53:28,240 --> 00:53:30,356
  5079. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's so funny, babe.
  5080. That's such a good reference.</font>
  5081.  
  5082. 1167
  5083. 00:53:30,560 --> 00:53:32,312
  5084. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's classic Mags right there.</font>
  5085.  
  5086. 1168
  5087. 00:53:32,520 --> 00:53:35,273
  5088. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, okay. So you're not
  5089. gonna go home, right?</font>
  5090.  
  5091. 1169
  5092. 00:53:35,480 --> 00:53:36,708
  5093. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, fine. I won't go home.</font>
  5094.  
  5095. 1170
  5096. 00:53:36,880 --> 00:53:38,416
  5097. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'll meet you at Dr. Dan's. See you soon.</i></font>
  5098.  
  5099. 1171
  5100. 00:53:38,440 --> 00:53:39,555
  5101. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. All right, bye.</font>
  5102.  
  5103. 1172
  5104. 00:53:39,720 --> 00:53:40,755
  5105. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, bye.</font>
  5106.  
  5107. 1173
  5108. 00:54:03,880 --> 00:54:04,880
  5109. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get in.</font>
  5110.  
  5111. 1174
  5112. 00:54:22,240 --> 00:54:25,949
  5113. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna
  5114. address the elephant in the room.</font>
  5115.  
  5116. 1175
  5117. 00:54:26,120 --> 00:54:29,430
  5118. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, first of all, you...</font>
  5119.  
  5120. 1176
  5121. 00:54:29,600 --> 00:54:32,433
  5122. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys, I want to say sorry to.</font>
  5123.  
  5124. 1177
  5125. 00:54:32,600 --> 00:54:36,149
  5126. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because what you're probably thinking
  5127. is not what happened.</font>
  5128.  
  5129. 1178
  5130. 00:54:36,320 --> 00:54:37,355
  5131. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Accidents!</font>
  5132.  
  5133. 1179
  5134. 00:54:37,720 --> 00:54:38,755
  5135. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I know you're like,</i></font>
  5136.  
  5137. 1180
  5138. 00:54:38,960 --> 00:54:40,416
  5139. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"How can you accidentally
  5140. pistol-whip somebody</font>
  5141.  
  5142. 1181
  5143. 00:54:40,440 --> 00:54:41,440
  5144. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"and shoot somebody?"</font>
  5145.  
  5146. 1182
  5147. 00:54:41,600 --> 00:54:42,600
  5148. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It can happen.</font>
  5149.  
  5150. 1183
  5151. 00:54:42,760 --> 00:54:46,435
  5152. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? Today is proof
  5153. that it can happen. So...</font>
  5154.  
  5155. 1184
  5156. 00:54:46,600 --> 00:54:48,431
  5157. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm glad I got to get that off my chest.</font>
  5158.  
  5159. 1185
  5160. 00:54:48,960 --> 00:54:50,678
  5161. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, Mr. Joyner. I believe you.</font>
  5162.  
  5163. 1186
  5164. 00:54:50,840 --> 00:54:52,717
  5165. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, thank you.</font>
  5166.  
  5167. 1187
  5168. 00:54:52,880 --> 00:54:55,440
  5169. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Trust me, I know a
  5170. scared-shitless civilian when I see one.</font>
  5171.  
  5172. 1188
  5173. 00:54:55,640 --> 00:54:56,868
  5174. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to convince me.</font>
  5175.  
  5176. 1189
  5177. 00:54:57,040 --> 00:54:59,793
  5178. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You got him over here. That is me.</font>
  5179.  
  5180. 1190
  5181. 00:54:59,960 --> 00:55:01,791
  5182. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Right now, I'm not comfortable.</font>
  5183.  
  5184. 1191
  5185. 00:55:01,960 --> 00:55:03,678
  5186. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I am scared, okay?</font>
  5187.  
  5188. 1192
  5189. 00:55:03,840 --> 00:55:06,195
  5190. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't have no shit in my system.</font>
  5191.  
  5192. 1193
  5193. 00:55:06,400 --> 00:55:08,356
  5194. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>If I sat down on a toilet,
  5195. nothing's coming out.</i></font>
  5196.  
  5197. 1194
  5198. 00:55:08,520 --> 00:55:09,669
  5199. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Farts or just air.</i></font>
  5200.  
  5201. 1195
  5202. 00:55:16,320 --> 00:55:17,548
  5203. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It'd sound like lasers.</i></font>
  5204.  
  5205. 1196
  5206. 00:55:17,720 --> 00:55:19,153
  5207. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you for that description.</font>
  5208.  
  5209. 1197
  5210. 00:55:19,720 --> 00:55:21,472
  5211. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mr. Joyner, let me explain something.</i></font>
  5212.  
  5213. 1198
  5214. 00:55:21,640 --> 00:55:22,914
  5215. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob's last forced psych eval</font>
  5216.  
  5217. 1199
  5218. 00:55:23,080 --> 00:55:25,992
  5219. <font face="Comic Sans MS">show a person rapidly losing
  5220. his grip on reality.</font>
  5221.  
  5222. 1200
  5223. 00:55:26,160 --> 00:55:27,673
  5224. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob became obsessed with a ghost,</font>
  5225.  
  5226. 1201
  5227. 00:55:28,160 --> 00:55:29,354
  5228. <font face="Comic Sans MS">a figment of his imagination,</font>
  5229.  
  5230. 1202
  5231. 00:55:29,520 --> 00:55:31,158
  5232. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he started calling "The Black Badger."</font>
  5233.  
  5234. 1203
  5235. 00:55:31,320 --> 00:55:33,311
  5236. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This obsession led to an instability,</i></font>
  5237.  
  5238. 1204
  5239. 00:55:33,480 --> 00:55:36,153
  5240. <font face="Comic Sans MS">first reported by his partner, Phil,
  5241. three weeks ago.</font>
  5242.  
  5243. 1205
  5244. 00:55:36,320 --> 00:55:38,834
  5245. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just before Phil was killed in the field.</font>
  5246.  
  5247. 1206
  5248. 00:55:39,000 --> 00:55:40,194
  5249. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know how Phil died?</font>
  5250.  
  5251. 1207
  5252. 00:55:40,360 --> 00:55:43,158
  5253. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, Bob told me that
  5254. The Black Badger killed him.</font>
  5255.  
  5256. 1208
  5257. 00:55:47,400 --> 00:55:48,435
  5258. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  5259.  
  5260. 1209
  5261. 00:55:49,360 --> 00:55:50,360
  5262. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  5263.  
  5264. 1210
  5265. 00:55:50,520 --> 00:55:54,274
  5266. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, Bob Stone is The Black Badger.</font>
  5267.  
  5268. 1211
  5269. 00:55:54,880 --> 00:55:57,394
  5270. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Phil was Bob's partner of 6 years.</i></font>
  5271.  
  5272. 1212
  5273. 00:55:57,560 --> 00:55:58,560
  5274. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>His best friend.</i></font>
  5275.  
  5276. 1213
  5277. 00:55:58,760 --> 00:56:01,035
  5278. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- See you on the other side.
  5279. - See you on the other side.</font>
  5280.  
  5281. 1214
  5282. 00:56:02,040 --> 00:56:03,519
  5283. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Bob!</font>
  5284.  
  5285. 1215
  5286. 00:56:03,680 --> 00:56:06,000
  5287. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>After he stole
  5288. the satellite encryption codes</i></font>
  5289.  
  5290. 1216
  5291. 00:56:06,120 --> 00:56:07,269
  5292. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob betrayed Phil.</i></font>
  5293.  
  5294. 1217
  5295. 00:56:07,440 --> 00:56:08,440
  5296. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  5297.  
  5298. 1218
  5299. 00:56:09,200 --> 00:56:11,873
  5300. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>He killed him to cover his tracks.</i></font>
  5301.  
  5302. 1219
  5303. 00:56:15,880 --> 00:56:18,952
  5304. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And, after that, Bob went rogue.</font>
  5305.  
  5306. 1220
  5307. 00:56:19,200 --> 00:56:20,918
  5308. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is all that's left of Phil.</font>
  5309.  
  5310. 1221
  5311. 00:56:24,520 --> 00:56:27,193
  5312. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, this is PornHub.</font>
  5313.  
  5314. 1222
  5315. 00:56:27,960 --> 00:56:30,872
  5316. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit, shit, shit. Sorry.</font>
  5317.  
  5318. 1223
  5319. 00:56:31,720 --> 00:56:32,720
  5320. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There you go.</font>
  5321.  
  5322. 1224
  5323. 00:56:33,360 --> 00:56:36,636
  5324. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh, God! Oh, I didn't see that coming.</font>
  5325.  
  5326. 1225
  5327. 00:56:37,400 --> 00:56:38,515
  5328. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, man!</font>
  5329.  
  5330. 1226
  5331. 00:56:40,000 --> 00:56:42,150
  5332. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's a hell of a way to go.
  5333. - Okay, wait a minute.</font>
  5334.  
  5335. 1227
  5336. 00:56:42,320 --> 00:56:44,776
  5337. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why wouldn't Bob just go sell
  5338. the satellite encryption codes himself?</font>
  5339.  
  5340. 1228
  5341. 00:56:44,800 --> 00:56:46,736
  5342. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because in a black market
  5343. blind-bidding situation,</font>
  5344.  
  5345. 1229
  5346. 00:56:46,760 --> 00:56:48,536
  5347. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the buyer and the seller,
  5348. they don't know each other.</font>
  5349.  
  5350. 1230
  5351. 00:56:48,560 --> 00:56:51,080
  5352. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They need the auction site
  5353. to tell them exactly where to meet up</font>
  5354.  
  5355. 1231
  5356. 00:56:51,120 --> 00:56:52,320
  5357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and when to make the exchange.</font>
  5358.  
  5359. 1232
  5360. 00:56:52,840 --> 00:56:55,912
  5361. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The transaction number
  5362. from the auction site gives them that,</i></font>
  5363.  
  5364. 1233
  5365. 00:56:56,080 --> 00:56:58,071
  5366. <font face="Comic Sans MS">which means Bob still needs you.</font>
  5367.  
  5368. 1234
  5369. 00:56:59,080 --> 00:57:00,216
  5370. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Which is why we find ourselves</font>
  5371.  
  5372. 1235
  5373. 00:57:00,240 --> 00:57:02,549
  5374. <font face="Comic Sans MS">in a little catch-and-release scenario.</font>
  5375.  
  5376. 1236
  5377. 00:57:02,760 --> 00:57:04,796
  5378. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You are the only one Bob trusts.</i></font>
  5379.  
  5380. 1237
  5381. 00:57:05,600 --> 00:57:07,136
  5382. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why we're putting you in the field.</font>
  5383.  
  5384. 1238
  5385. 00:57:07,160 --> 00:57:09,037
  5386. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The next time you're with Bob,</font>
  5387.  
  5388. 1239
  5389. 00:57:10,080 --> 00:57:11,752
  5390. <font face="Comic Sans MS">press this button.</font>
  5391.  
  5392. 1240
  5393. 00:57:11,920 --> 00:57:13,273
  5394. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going to have him cold.</font>
  5395.  
  5396. 1241
  5397. 00:57:19,560 --> 00:57:21,357
  5398. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, go take care of your marriage.</font>
  5399.  
  5400. 1242
  5401. 00:57:21,520 --> 00:57:24,432
  5402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One more thing. Don't tell your wife shit.</font>
  5403.  
  5404. 1243
  5405. 00:57:25,600 --> 00:57:26,919
  5406. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right.</font>
  5407.  
  5408. 1244
  5409. 00:57:28,840 --> 00:57:30,136
  5410. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just don't know
  5411. what's wrong.</font>
  5412.  
  5413. 1245
  5414. 00:57:30,160 --> 00:57:31,673
  5415. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, the man that I married,</font>
  5416.  
  5417. 1246
  5418. 00:57:31,880 --> 00:57:33,916
  5419. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the person I knew in high school,</font>
  5420.  
  5421. 1247
  5422. 00:57:34,080 --> 00:57:38,198
  5423. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he was filled
  5424. with drive and desire. I mean...</font>
  5425.  
  5426. 1248
  5427. 00:57:38,360 --> 00:57:39,816
  5428. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We used to sneak off every lunch hour</font>
  5429.  
  5430. 1249
  5431. 00:57:39,840 --> 00:57:41,320
  5432. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and make out under the gym bleachers.</font>
  5433.  
  5434. 1250
  5435. 00:57:41,440 --> 00:57:43,396
  5436. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Like, that guy, back then,</font>
  5437.  
  5438. 1251
  5439. 00:57:43,600 --> 00:57:45,750
  5440. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- he wanted things, you know?</i>
  5441. - <i>Hmm.</i></font>
  5442.  
  5443. 1252
  5444. 00:57:45,920 --> 00:57:48,195
  5445. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I'm sorry I'm late.
  5446. I couldn't find parking.</font>
  5447.  
  5448. 1253
  5449. 00:57:48,400 --> 00:57:50,336
  5450. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, no, no, it's okay.
  5451. We got started without you.</font>
  5452.  
  5453. 1254
  5454. 00:57:50,360 --> 00:57:52,191
  5455. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, Calvin, this is Dr. Dan.</font>
  5456.  
  5457. 1255
  5458. 00:57:52,640 --> 00:57:53,709
  5459. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Calvin.</font>
  5460.  
  5461. 1256
  5462. 00:57:53,880 --> 00:57:55,996
  5463. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit!
  5464. - Oh, jeez. What's the matter?</font>
  5465.  
  5466. 1257
  5467. 00:57:56,200 --> 00:57:58,430
  5468. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Holy shit! Get behind me!
  5469. - Honey... Calvin, what?</font>
  5470.  
  5471. 1258
  5472. 00:57:58,600 --> 00:58:00,875
  5473. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay, Maggie. It's okay. Just relax.</font>
  5474.  
  5475. 1259
  5476. 00:58:01,080 --> 00:58:03,361
  5477. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is a very common reaction
  5478. in the therapeutic process.</i></font>
  5479.  
  5480. 1260
  5481. 00:58:03,520 --> 00:58:04,520
  5482. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It is?
  5483. - What?</font>
  5484.  
  5485. 1261
  5486. 00:58:04,680 --> 00:58:05,680
  5487. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It is. It absolutely is.</i></font>
  5488.  
  5489. 1262
  5490. 00:58:05,840 --> 00:58:08,957
  5491. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, this is a very safe place.
  5492. Please, sit down.</font>
  5493.  
  5494. 1263
  5495. 00:58:09,120 --> 00:58:11,056
  5496. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is not a safe place!
  5497. - No, no, no. Honey, it's a...</font>
  5498.  
  5499. 1264
  5500. 00:58:11,080 --> 00:58:12,696
  5501. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, this is most definitely
  5502. not a safe place!</font>
  5503.  
  5504. 1265
  5505. 00:58:12,720 --> 00:58:14,517
  5506. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Me and my wife are leaving. Let's go.</i></font>
  5507.  
  5508. 1266
  5509. 00:58:14,680 --> 00:58:16,671
  5510. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no! You are going to sit down,</font>
  5511.  
  5512. 1267
  5513. 00:58:16,840 --> 00:58:19,798
  5514. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and we are going to go through
  5515. this therapeutic process...</font>
  5516.  
  5517. 1268
  5518. 00:58:19,960 --> 00:58:21,837
  5519. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yes.
  5520. <i>- ...together, as a couple.</i></font>
  5521.  
  5522. 1269
  5523. 00:58:22,400 --> 00:58:24,231
  5524. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... Fine, fine, fine.</font>
  5525.  
  5526. 1270
  5527. 00:58:24,400 --> 00:58:25,879
  5528. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sit down. Thank you.</font>
  5529.  
  5530. 1271
  5531. 00:58:26,040 --> 00:58:27,075
  5532. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fine.</font>
  5533.  
  5534. 1272
  5535. 00:58:27,240 --> 00:58:30,994
  5536. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, guys. Why don't we start off
  5537. with a little bit of word association?</font>
  5538.  
  5539. 1273
  5540. 00:58:31,160 --> 00:58:32,195
  5541. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  5542.  
  5543. 1274
  5544. 00:58:32,400 --> 00:58:33,400
  5545. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is exciting.</i></font>
  5546.  
  5547. 1275
  5548. 00:58:33,560 --> 00:58:35,516
  5549. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I've heard this can
  5550. really open a couple up.</i></font>
  5551.  
  5552. 1276
  5553. 00:58:36,280 --> 00:58:39,636
  5554. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, Maggie, I'm going
  5555. to offer you a word,</font>
  5556.  
  5557. 1277
  5558. 00:58:39,800 --> 00:58:43,679
  5559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and you respond
  5560. however you're moved to from here.</font>
  5561.  
  5562. 1278
  5563. 00:58:43,840 --> 00:58:44,875
  5564. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  5565.  
  5566. 1279
  5567. 00:58:45,080 --> 00:58:46,308
  5568. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>- Black.</i>
  5569. - White.</font>
  5570.  
  5571. 1280
  5572. 00:58:46,480 --> 00:58:47,959
  5573. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Water.
  5574. - Ocean.</font>
  5575.  
  5576. 1281
  5577. 00:58:48,120 --> 00:58:50,350
  5578. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sunshine.
  5579. - Happy.</font>
  5580.  
  5581. 1282
  5582. 00:58:51,000 --> 00:58:53,468
  5583. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm very impressed, Maggie.
  5584. - Really?</font>
  5585.  
  5586. 1283
  5587. 00:58:53,640 --> 00:58:54,914
  5588. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're very in tune.</font>
  5589.  
  5590. 1284
  5591. 00:58:55,480 --> 00:58:56,879
  5592. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm very in tune.</font>
  5593.  
  5594. 1285
  5595. 00:58:57,040 --> 00:58:59,110
  5596. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, you're next.</font>
  5597.  
  5598. 1286
  5599. 00:58:59,280 --> 00:59:00,952
  5600. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I do not want to do this.</font>
  5601.  
  5602. 1287
  5603. 00:59:01,280 --> 00:59:03,794
  5604. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, Calvin. There are no wrong answers.</font>
  5605.  
  5606. 1288
  5607. 00:59:03,960 --> 00:59:04,960
  5608. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Up.</font>
  5609.  
  5610. 1289
  5611. 00:59:06,640 --> 00:59:07,675
  5612. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Down.</font>
  5613.  
  5614. 1290
  5615. 00:59:08,280 --> 00:59:09,280
  5616. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>
  5617.  
  5618. 1291
  5619. 00:59:10,200 --> 00:59:11,394
  5620. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"Mmm." What is that?</font>
  5621.  
  5622. 1292
  5623. 00:59:11,760 --> 00:59:12,776
  5624. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What're you writing in your book?</i></font>
  5625.  
  5626. 1293
  5627. 00:59:12,800 --> 00:59:14,296
  5628. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's fine. Don't freak out.
  5629. - Nobody's freaking out.</font>
  5630.  
  5631. 1294
  5632. 00:59:14,320 --> 00:59:16,096
  5633. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just don't understand
  5634. the rules to the game.</font>
  5635.  
  5636. 1295
  5637. 00:59:16,120 --> 00:59:17,314
  5638. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Freaking out.</font>
  5639.  
  5640. 1296
  5641. 00:59:18,280 --> 00:59:20,191
  5642. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let's switch gears for a second, okay?</i></font>
  5643.  
  5644. 1297
  5645. 00:59:21,640 --> 00:59:23,312
  5646. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, during lovemaking,</font>
  5647.  
  5648. 1298
  5649. 00:59:24,920 --> 00:59:27,992
  5650. <font face="Comic Sans MS">have you ever placed anything
  5651. inside of Calvin's anus?</font>
  5652.  
  5653. 1299
  5654. 00:59:28,160 --> 00:59:29,479
  5655. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell did you just say?</font>
  5656.  
  5657. 1300
  5658. 00:59:29,640 --> 00:59:31,517
  5659. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, yeah, there was this one time.</font>
  5660.  
  5661. 1301
  5662. 00:59:31,680 --> 00:59:34,016
  5663. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You remember? Game of Thrones finale.
  5664. - What are you talking about?</font>
  5665.  
  5666. 1302
  5667. 00:59:34,040 --> 00:59:36,076
  5668. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I was Khaleesi, you were Littlefinger...</font>
  5669.  
  5670. 1303
  5671. 00:59:36,240 --> 00:59:38,879
  5672. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay, all right, stop. That's enough.
  5673. - Please, please, please.</font>
  5674.  
  5675. 1304
  5676. 00:59:39,240 --> 00:59:42,516
  5677. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't we try a simple
  5678. role-playing exercise?</font>
  5679.  
  5680. 1305
  5681. 00:59:42,720 --> 00:59:44,517
  5682. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, you be Calvin</font>
  5683.  
  5684. 1306
  5685. 00:59:44,720 --> 00:59:47,109
  5686. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I will become Maggie.</font>
  5687.  
  5688. 1307
  5689. 00:59:47,440 --> 00:59:48,793
  5690. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm.</font>
  5691.  
  5692. 1308
  5693. 00:59:49,520 --> 00:59:50,839
  5694. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm confused.</font>
  5695.  
  5696. 1309
  5697. 00:59:55,520 --> 00:59:57,192
  5698. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "soul gazing."</font>
  5699.  
  5700. 1310
  5701. 00:59:57,400 --> 01:00:00,995
  5702. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul
  5703. and I'll stare into yours.</font>
  5704.  
  5705. 1311
  5706. 01:00:01,720 --> 01:00:03,597
  5707. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Maggie, this...
  5708. - Hey. Shh.</font>
  5709.  
  5710. 1312
  5711. 01:00:03,760 --> 01:00:05,830
  5712. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There's no talking, and don't look away.</font>
  5713.  
  5714. 1313
  5715. 01:00:06,000 --> 01:00:07,353
  5716. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul.</font>
  5717.  
  5718. 1314
  5719. 01:00:07,880 --> 01:00:08,995
  5720. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are not my...</font>
  5721.  
  5722. 1315
  5723. 01:00:09,160 --> 01:00:10,195
  5724. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shh. There's no talking.</font>
  5725.  
  5726. 1316
  5727. 01:00:10,680 --> 01:00:12,238
  5728. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, I'm not staring...</font>
  5729.  
  5730. 1317
  5731. 01:00:12,680 --> 01:00:15,672
  5732. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Me and you.
  5733. Stay with me. I'm your wife.</font>
  5734.  
  5735. 1318
  5736. 01:00:15,880 --> 01:00:17,520
  5737. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are not my wife.</font>
  5738.  
  5739. 1319
  5740. 01:00:20,040 --> 01:00:21,393
  5741. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How could you hit your wife?</font>
  5742.  
  5743. 1320
  5744. 01:00:22,000 --> 01:00:23,228
  5745. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How can I... How can I what?</font>
  5746.  
  5747. 1321
  5748. 01:00:23,400 --> 01:00:24,992
  5749. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You hit your wife!
  5750. - No...</font>
  5751.  
  5752. 1322
  5753. 01:00:25,160 --> 01:00:26,160
  5754. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- He hit me!
  5755. - Okay.</font>
  5756.  
  5757. 1323
  5758. 01:00:26,320 --> 01:00:27,320
  5759. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- He hit you!
  5760. - Okay.</font>
  5761.  
  5762. 1324
  5763. 01:00:27,480 --> 01:00:28,754
  5764. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You hit us!</font>
  5765.  
  5766. 1325
  5767. 01:00:33,400 --> 01:00:35,216
  5768. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm swaddling you.
  5769. - I know what you're doing.</font>
  5770.  
  5771. 1326
  5772. 01:00:35,240 --> 01:00:36,776
  5773. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm swaddling you.
  5774. - I know what you're...</font>
  5775.  
  5776. 1327
  5777. 01:00:36,800 --> 01:00:37,800
  5778. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here.</font>
  5779.  
  5780. 1328
  5781. 01:00:38,360 --> 01:00:39,509
  5782. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>
  5783.  
  5784. 1329
  5785. 01:00:39,960 --> 01:00:40,960
  5786. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You...</font>
  5787.  
  5788. 1330
  5789. 01:00:42,080 --> 01:00:44,514
  5790. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what? We're leaving! Let's go!</font>
  5791.  
  5792. 1331
  5793. 01:00:45,000 --> 01:00:46,638
  5794. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is not real.</font>
  5795.  
  5796. 1332
  5797. 01:00:46,800 --> 01:00:48,358
  5798. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's real to me.</font>
  5799.  
  5800. 1333
  5801. 01:00:48,520 --> 01:00:49,714
  5802. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You know what, Calvin?</i></font>
  5803.  
  5804. 1334
  5805. 01:00:49,880 --> 01:00:52,030
  5806. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If you can't commit
  5807. to working on our marriage,</font>
  5808.  
  5809. 1335
  5810. 01:00:52,200 --> 01:00:53,792
  5811. <font face="Comic Sans MS">then you need to let me know.</font>
  5812.  
  5813. 1336
  5814. 01:00:54,000 --> 01:00:55,319
  5815. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, you...</font>
  5816.  
  5817. 1337
  5818. 01:00:57,600 --> 01:00:59,238
  5819. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What!
  5820. - Oh, my God!</font>
  5821.  
  5822. 1338
  5823. 01:00:59,400 --> 01:01:00,680
  5824. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're... Something's not right.</font>
  5825.  
  5826. 1339
  5827. 01:01:00,760 --> 01:01:03,718
  5828. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Jet, listen.
  5829. Come on, come on, Jet!</font>
  5830.  
  5831. 1340
  5832. 01:01:03,880 --> 01:01:05,976
  5833. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, I know things got
  5834. a little rough there at the end.</font>
  5835.  
  5836. 1341
  5837. 01:01:06,000 --> 01:01:08,376
  5838. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But the truth is, with all the heat
  5839. that you have coming down on you,</font>
  5840.  
  5841. 1342
  5842. 01:01:08,400 --> 01:01:10,311
  5843. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie is definitely safer without you.</font>
  5844.  
  5845. 1343
  5846. 01:01:11,400 --> 01:01:13,675
  5847. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And, trust me,
  5848. when this whole thing is said and done</font>
  5849.  
  5850. 1344
  5851. 01:01:13,840 --> 01:01:15,536
  5852. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and you basically
  5853. save the entire free world,</font>
  5854.  
  5855. 1345
  5856. 01:01:15,560 --> 01:01:17,949
  5857. <font face="Comic Sans MS">she's going to forgive you.
  5858. It'll all work itself out.</font>
  5859.  
  5860. 1346
  5861. 01:01:18,120 --> 01:01:19,553
  5862. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It'll all work itself out?</font>
  5863.  
  5864. 1347
  5865. 01:01:20,360 --> 01:01:22,416
  5866. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Bob, you know,
  5867. I'm sick of playing games with you.</font>
  5868.  
  5869. 1348
  5870. 01:01:22,440 --> 01:01:23,839
  5871. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where's the real Dr. Dan?</font>
  5872.  
  5873. 1349
  5874. 01:01:24,600 --> 01:01:25,669
  5875. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>
  5876.  
  5877. 1350
  5878. 01:01:25,840 --> 01:01:28,752
  5879. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my... Dr. Dan,
  5880. I had nothing to do with this.</font>
  5881.  
  5882. 1351
  5883. 01:01:28,920 --> 01:01:30,376
  5884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's fine. I'll get you some water
  5885. in a little bit.</font>
  5886.  
  5887. 1352
  5888. 01:01:30,400 --> 01:01:32,630
  5889. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thanks, doc.
  5890. - You know...</font>
  5891.  
  5892. 1353
  5893. 01:01:32,880 --> 01:01:34,791
  5894. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's it. That is it.</font>
  5895.  
  5896. 1354
  5897. 01:01:35,000 --> 01:01:36,638
  5898. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That is it.</font>
  5899.  
  5900. 1355
  5901. 01:01:38,040 --> 01:01:39,075
  5902. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, Jet.</font>
  5903.  
  5904. 1356
  5905. 01:01:39,240 --> 01:01:41,231
  5906. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I see that Harris has given you
  5907. a button to push.</font>
  5908.  
  5909. 1357
  5910. 01:01:42,200 --> 01:01:44,840
  5911. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Relax, I would've taken the same deal,
  5912. too, if I was in your shoes.</font>
  5913.  
  5914. 1358
  5915. 01:01:44,960 --> 01:01:47,269
  5916. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Otherwise, she wouldn't
  5917. let you out of her sight, right?</font>
  5918.  
  5919. 1359
  5920. 01:01:47,440 --> 01:01:48,873
  5921. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It makes perfect sense.</font>
  5922.  
  5923. 1360
  5924. 01:01:50,080 --> 01:01:51,960
  5925. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're not going to
  5926. press the button, right?</font>
  5927.  
  5928. 1361
  5929. 01:01:53,120 --> 01:01:55,156
  5930. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You got the top-secret satellite codes?</font>
  5931.  
  5932. 1362
  5933. 01:01:55,720 --> 01:01:56,948
  5934. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes or no?</font>
  5935.  
  5936. 1363
  5937. 01:01:57,120 --> 01:01:58,917
  5938. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This ain't the time to bullshit me.</font>
  5939.  
  5940. 1364
  5941. 01:01:59,080 --> 01:02:00,798
  5942. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, my ass is sweating.</font>
  5943.  
  5944. 1365
  5945. 01:02:00,960 --> 01:02:02,200
  5946. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm nervous. Don't bullshit me!</font>
  5947.  
  5948. 1366
  5949. 01:02:02,400 --> 01:02:04,470
  5950. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course not, dude. Hey, hey, come on!</font>
  5951.  
  5952. 1367
  5953. 01:02:04,640 --> 01:02:05,960
  5954. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Of course I don't have the codes.</font>
  5955.  
  5956. 1368
  5957. 01:02:06,120 --> 01:02:07,736
  5958. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would I go through
  5959. all this trouble, then?</font>
  5960.  
  5961. 1369
  5962. 01:02:07,760 --> 01:02:09,990
  5963. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I need your skill set, Jet, to help me get</font>
  5964.  
  5965. 1370
  5966. 01:02:10,200 --> 01:02:12,270
  5967. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the bank transaction numbers
  5968. to the winning bid.</font>
  5969.  
  5970. 1371
  5971. 01:02:12,440 --> 01:02:14,112
  5972. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We already know it's going down tonight</font>
  5973.  
  5974. 1372
  5975. 01:02:14,280 --> 01:02:15,720
  5976. <font face="Comic Sans MS">from the countdown on your computer.</font>
  5977.  
  5978. 1373
  5979. 01:02:15,800 --> 01:02:17,279
  5980. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, all we need is the "where."</font>
  5981.  
  5982. 1374
  5983. 01:02:17,720 --> 01:02:20,001
  5984. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And the bank transaction numbers
  5985. will give us the "where."</font>
  5986.  
  5987. 1375
  5988. 01:02:20,080 --> 01:02:21,274
  5989. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's why I need you.</font>
  5990.  
  5991. 1376
  5992. 01:02:21,440 --> 01:02:22,793
  5993. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your job gives you access to</font>
  5994.  
  5995. 1377
  5996. 01:02:22,960 --> 01:02:24,678
  5997. <font face="Comic Sans MS">exactly that kind of information.</font>
  5998.  
  5999. 1378
  6000. 01:02:24,880 --> 01:02:26,950
  6001. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then we can get The Badger,
  6002. we can get the buyer</font>
  6003.  
  6004. 1379
  6005. 01:02:27,120 --> 01:02:28,189
  6006. <font face="Comic Sans MS">in one fell swoop.</font>
  6007.  
  6008. 1380
  6009. 01:02:28,360 --> 01:02:30,078
  6010. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And it'll all be over tonight.</font>
  6011.  
  6012. 1381
  6013. 01:02:30,280 --> 01:02:31,474
  6014. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Please, I swear.</font>
  6015.  
  6016. 1382
  6017. 01:02:31,680 --> 01:02:33,113
  6018. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta believe me.</font>
  6019.  
  6020. 1383
  6021. 01:02:43,000 --> 01:02:45,070
  6022. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Can't you just get us
  6023. the transaction number?</font>
  6024.  
  6025. 1384
  6026. 01:02:45,480 --> 01:02:47,755
  6027. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not when the money
  6028. originates from an offshore account.</font>
  6029.  
  6030. 1385
  6031. 01:02:47,920 --> 01:02:48,920
  6032. <font face="Comic Sans MS">When that happens,</font>
  6033.  
  6034. 1386
  6035. 01:02:49,080 --> 01:02:51,416
  6036. <font face="Comic Sans MS">then only a certified international
  6037. banking official can access it.</font>
  6038.  
  6039. 1387
  6040. 01:02:51,440 --> 01:02:53,520
  6041. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But, it shouldn't be a problem.
  6042. We just give this guy</font>
  6043.  
  6044. 1388
  6045. 01:02:53,680 --> 01:02:55,480
  6046. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the offshore account numbers
  6047. that you gave me,</font>
  6048.  
  6049. 1389
  6050. 01:02:55,600 --> 01:02:57,216
  6051. <font face="Comic Sans MS">then he can give us the transaction number</font>
  6052.  
  6053. 1390
  6054. 01:02:57,240 --> 01:02:59,536
  6055. <font face="Comic Sans MS">without knowing that
  6056. he's committing treason when he does it.</font>
  6057.  
  6058. 1391
  6059. 01:02:59,560 --> 01:03:00,754
  6060. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sound familiar?</font>
  6061.  
  6062. 1392
  6063. 01:03:00,960 --> 01:03:02,996
  6064. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ouch! Low blow, CJ.</font>
  6065.  
  6066. 1393
  6067. 01:03:03,160 --> 01:03:05,071
  6068. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, besides,
  6069. it's only treason if we're wrong.</font>
  6070.  
  6071. 1394
  6072. 01:03:05,240 --> 01:03:06,559
  6073. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who's this mystery man?</font>
  6074.  
  6075. 1395
  6076. 01:03:07,960 --> 01:03:08,960
  6077. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's Trevor.</font>
  6078.  
  6079. 1396
  6080. 01:03:13,680 --> 01:03:14,795
  6081. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Trevor.</font>
  6082.  
  6083. 1397
  6084. 01:03:17,600 --> 01:03:19,320
  6085. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This week
  6086. just keeps getting better.</i></font>
  6087.  
  6088. 1398
  6089. 01:03:19,440 --> 01:03:20,634
  6090. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, I mean,</font>
  6091.  
  6092. 1399
  6093. 01:03:20,960 --> 01:03:24,316
  6094. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie Wheirdicht and Calvin
  6095. "The Golden Jet" Joyner in my office.</font>
  6096.  
  6097. 1400
  6098. 01:03:24,480 --> 01:03:26,436
  6099. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Who would've thunk it? Not me.</i></font>
  6100.  
  6101. 1401
  6102. 01:03:26,600 --> 01:03:28,431
  6103. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This is great, huh?</font>
  6104.  
  6105. 1402
  6106. 01:03:28,600 --> 01:03:30,591
  6107. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Talk about caterpillar to the butterfly...</i></font>
  6108.  
  6109. 1403
  6110. 01:03:30,760 --> 01:03:32,671
  6111. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What is this? P90X?</font>
  6112.  
  6113. 1404
  6114. 01:03:32,840 --> 01:03:35,718
  6115. <font face="Comic Sans MS">More like "P1,000,000X," huh?</font>
  6116.  
  6117. 1405
  6118. 01:03:35,880 --> 01:03:37,438
  6119. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Congratulations.</i></font>
  6120.  
  6121. 1406
  6122. 01:03:37,880 --> 01:03:39,359
  6123. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hey, I, um...</i></font>
  6124.  
  6125. 1407
  6126. 01:03:39,520 --> 01:03:41,000
  6127. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I really appreciate the help, Trevor.</font>
  6128.  
  6129. 1408
  6130. 01:03:41,120 --> 01:03:43,440
  6131. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My client's all on me
  6132. to get this stuff handled right away.</font>
  6133.  
  6134. 1409
  6135. 01:03:43,520 --> 01:03:44,669
  6136. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, you know, if we could...</font>
  6137.  
  6138. 1410
  6139. 01:03:44,880 --> 01:03:46,791
  6140. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Say no more.
  6141. It's my pleasure. I've been there.</font>
  6142.  
  6143. 1411
  6144. 01:03:46,960 --> 01:03:48,576
  6145. <font face="Comic Sans MS">These international accounts
  6146. can be very, very tricky</font>
  6147.  
  6148. 1412
  6149. 01:03:48,600 --> 01:03:49,816
  6150. <font face="Comic Sans MS">if you don't have the right clearances.</font>
  6151.  
  6152. 1413
  6153. 01:03:49,840 --> 01:03:51,592
  6154. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You can get a bunch of digital red tape.</i></font>
  6155.  
  6156. 1414
  6157. 01:03:52,000 --> 01:03:53,956
  6158. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm happy to help, you know?</font>
  6159.  
  6160. 1415
  6161. 01:03:54,120 --> 01:03:55,155
  6162. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie.</font>
  6163.  
  6164. 1416
  6165. 01:03:55,320 --> 01:03:57,117
  6166. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're such a blast from the past, buddy.</font>
  6167.  
  6168. 1417
  6169. 01:03:57,280 --> 01:03:58,416
  6170. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How long has it been since I saw you?</font>
  6171.  
  6172. 1418
  6173. 01:03:58,440 --> 01:03:59,475
  6174. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Was it high school?</font>
  6175.  
  6176. 1419
  6177. 01:04:02,480 --> 01:04:03,480
  6178. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's that?</font>
  6179.  
  6180. 1420
  6181. 01:04:03,640 --> 01:04:06,080
  6182. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um... How we doing
  6183. with those account access codes?</font>
  6184.  
  6185. 1421
  6186. 01:04:06,240 --> 01:04:07,416
  6187. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Are they coming?
  6188. - <i>It's coming.</i></font>
  6189.  
  6190. 1422
  6191. 01:04:07,440 --> 01:04:08,800
  6192. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Everything's good?
  6193. <i>- It's coming.</i></font>
  6194.  
  6195. 1423
  6196. 01:04:08,840 --> 01:04:11,416
  6197. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm going as fast as I can. I know
  6198. you guys are in a rush. I'm so sorry.</i></font>
  6199.  
  6200. 1424
  6201. 01:04:11,440 --> 01:04:13,476
  6202. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Anything for a couple of fellow Centaurs.</font>
  6203.  
  6204. 1425
  6205. 01:04:13,640 --> 01:04:16,393
  6206. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Speaking of which, you guys are going
  6207. to the reunion tonight, right?</font>
  6208.  
  6209. 1426
  6210. 01:04:18,440 --> 01:04:20,158
  6211. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I don't think so.</font>
  6212.  
  6213. 1427
  6214. 01:04:20,320 --> 01:04:21,616
  6215. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're both going.</font>
  6216.  
  6217. 1428
  6218. 01:04:21,640 --> 01:04:23,358
  6219. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here it is.
  6220. Here's your transaction number.</font>
  6221.  
  6222. 1429
  6223. 01:04:23,520 --> 01:04:25,256
  6224. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're both going
  6225. because you want to know what?</font>
  6226.  
  6227. 1430
  6228. 01:04:25,280 --> 01:04:26,560
  6229. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stinky Pete's going to be there.</font>
  6230.  
  6231. 1431
  6232. 01:04:26,680 --> 01:04:29,592
  6233. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And Jimmy Longballs called me.
  6234. He's going to be hanging.</font>
  6235.  
  6236. 1432
  6237. 01:04:30,360 --> 01:04:33,272
  6238. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Carlos Nagasaki, the Mexican eggroll.
  6239. He's going to be there.</font>
  6240.  
  6241. 1433
  6242. 01:04:33,800 --> 01:04:35,791
  6243. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You guys will be missing out on a big one.</font>
  6244.  
  6245. 1434
  6246. 01:04:35,960 --> 01:04:37,256
  6247. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Plus you know what they're going to do?</i></font>
  6248.  
  6249. 1435
  6250. 01:04:37,280 --> 01:04:39,416
  6251. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They're going to vote on
  6252. homecoming king and queen again.</font>
  6253.  
  6254. 1436
  6255. 01:04:39,440 --> 01:04:41,200
  6256. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Maybe you and Maggie
  6257. can make it two for two.</i></font>
  6258.  
  6259. 1437
  6260. 01:04:41,360 --> 01:04:43,510
  6261. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, before you go,
  6262. stay seated one second.</font>
  6263.  
  6264. 1438
  6265. 01:04:43,680 --> 01:04:45,352
  6266. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Give me 2 minutes, sit down.</font>
  6267.  
  6268. 1439
  6269. 01:04:46,040 --> 01:04:47,632
  6270. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Men,</font>
  6271.  
  6272. 1440
  6273. 01:04:48,160 --> 01:04:49,479
  6274. <font face="Comic Sans MS">a few years ago...</font>
  6275.  
  6276. 1441
  6277. 01:04:50,680 --> 01:04:52,636
  6278. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I found the Lord Almighty.</font>
  6279.  
  6280. 1442
  6281. 01:04:52,800 --> 01:04:53,800
  6282. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And, ever since then,</font>
  6283.  
  6284. 1443
  6285. 01:04:53,960 --> 01:04:56,793
  6286. <font face="Comic Sans MS">my life has been
  6287. completely different. Okay?</font>
  6288.  
  6289. 1444
  6290. 01:04:56,960 --> 01:04:59,315
  6291. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got a plan for
  6292. each and every one of us</font>
  6293.  
  6294. 1445
  6295. 01:04:59,480 --> 01:05:01,357
  6296. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and, in his infinite wisdom,</font>
  6297.  
  6298. 1446
  6299. 01:05:01,520 --> 01:05:03,750
  6300. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he makes no mistakes. Hmm?</font>
  6301.  
  6302. 1447
  6303. 01:05:04,320 --> 01:05:05,639
  6304. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're right about that.</font>
  6305.  
  6306. 1448
  6307. 01:05:05,800 --> 01:05:07,136
  6308. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think the Lord put you here because</font>
  6309.  
  6310. 1449
  6311. 01:05:07,160 --> 01:05:08,656
  6312. <font face="Comic Sans MS">he wants me to get something off my chest.</font>
  6313.  
  6314. 1450
  6315. 01:05:08,680 --> 01:05:10,040
  6316. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He wants me to clear my conscience</font>
  6317.  
  6318. 1451
  6319. 01:05:10,160 --> 01:05:11,720
  6320. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and he wants me to ask for forgiveness.</font>
  6321.  
  6322. 1452
  6323. 01:05:11,880 --> 01:05:12,880
  6324. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robert.</font>
  6325.  
  6326. 1453
  6327. 01:05:13,080 --> 01:05:15,514
  6328. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What I did to you
  6329. at that rally in senior year</font>
  6330.  
  6331. 1454
  6332. 01:05:15,720 --> 01:05:17,153
  6333. <font face="Comic Sans MS">was a cowardly act.</font>
  6334.  
  6335. 1455
  6336. 01:05:17,320 --> 01:05:19,675
  6337. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's something that
  6338. I've regretted every single day.</font>
  6339.  
  6340. 1456
  6341. 01:05:19,840 --> 01:05:22,832
  6342. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah. I mean,
  6343. bullying is a national crisis.</font>
  6344.  
  6345. 1457
  6346. 01:05:23,000 --> 01:05:27,357
  6347. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It can leave people
  6348. with a lifetime of pain.</font>
  6349.  
  6350. 1458
  6351. 01:05:27,520 --> 01:05:30,956
  6352. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I just have no excuse
  6353. for what I did to you.</font>
  6354.  
  6355. 1459
  6356. 01:05:31,120 --> 01:05:33,536
  6357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, I did grow up in a house
  6358. with a father who was physical,</font>
  6359.  
  6360. 1460
  6361. 01:05:33,560 --> 01:05:35,960
  6362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but that doesn't give me
  6363. the right to take it out on somebody</font>
  6364.  
  6365. 1461
  6366. 01:05:36,040 --> 01:05:38,508
  6367. <font face="Comic Sans MS">who at the time
  6368. was weaker, you know? So...</font>
  6369.  
  6370. 1462
  6371. 01:05:38,880 --> 01:05:41,997
  6372. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, with this particular
  6373. transgression,</font>
  6374.  
  6375. 1463
  6376. 01:05:42,160 --> 01:05:45,675
  6377. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I not only embarrassed him
  6378. but I also ruined your final speech.</font>
  6379.  
  6380. 1464
  6381. 01:05:45,840 --> 01:05:47,478
  6382. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no.
  6383. - Yes, I did.</font>
  6384.  
  6385. 1465
  6386. 01:05:47,640 --> 01:05:50,096
  6387. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's okay. No, it's okay.
  6388. - No, really, I stole your thunder.</font>
  6389.  
  6390. 1466
  6391. 01:05:50,120 --> 01:05:52,656
  6392. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And it's another thing that
  6393. I've had to live with every single day.</font>
  6394.  
  6395. 1467
  6396. 01:05:52,680 --> 01:05:55,513
  6397. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I work through it
  6398. in individual therapy as well as group,</font>
  6399.  
  6400. 1468
  6401. 01:05:55,720 --> 01:05:57,392
  6402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I pray about it.</font>
  6403.  
  6404. 1469
  6405. 01:05:59,200 --> 01:06:00,315
  6406. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So...</font>
  6407.  
  6408. 1470
  6409. 01:06:03,720 --> 01:06:07,918
  6410. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just want to say how truly sorry I am</font>
  6411.  
  6412. 1471
  6413. 01:06:08,080 --> 01:06:10,594
  6414. <font face="Comic Sans MS">for what happened, you know.</font>
  6415.  
  6416. 1472
  6417. 01:06:10,760 --> 01:06:12,193
  6418. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Or for what I did.</font>
  6419.  
  6420. 1473
  6421. 01:06:12,400 --> 01:06:13,680
  6422. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It didn't just happen. I did it.</font>
  6423.  
  6424. 1474
  6425. 01:06:13,840 --> 01:06:16,559
  6426. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I did it, and I wish to God
  6427. that I had not done it.</font>
  6428.  
  6429. 1475
  6430. 01:06:17,080 --> 01:06:20,197
  6431. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, I'm hoping that
  6432. you can find it in your heart</font>
  6433.  
  6434. 1476
  6435. 01:06:21,400 --> 01:06:23,277
  6436. <font face="Comic Sans MS">to forgive me.</font>
  6437.  
  6438. 1477
  6439. 01:06:25,080 --> 01:06:27,196
  6440. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I wasn't expecting this at all.</font>
  6441.  
  6442. 1478
  6443. 01:06:27,360 --> 01:06:29,032
  6444. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't I know it. I know it.</font>
  6445.  
  6446. 1479
  6447. 01:06:30,240 --> 01:06:31,719
  6448. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just so happy.</font>
  6449.  
  6450. 1480
  6451. 01:06:32,840 --> 01:06:34,398
  6452. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what to say.</font>
  6453.  
  6454. 1481
  6455. 01:06:35,160 --> 01:06:36,752
  6456. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How about you say...</font>
  6457.  
  6458. 1482
  6459. 01:06:38,240 --> 01:06:42,199
  6460. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"The Oscar goes to Trevor Olson."</font>
  6461.  
  6462. 1483
  6463. 01:06:45,640 --> 01:06:47,232
  6464. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean?</font>
  6465.  
  6466. 1484
  6467. 01:06:55,400 --> 01:06:56,674
  6468. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Weird Dick!</font>
  6469.  
  6470. 1485
  6471. 01:06:56,840 --> 01:06:58,432
  6472. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You stupid ass!</font>
  6473.  
  6474. 1486
  6475. 01:06:58,600 --> 01:07:00,272
  6476. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Good God, you're dumb!</font>
  6477.  
  6478. 1487
  6479. 01:07:00,440 --> 01:07:02,351
  6480. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dumber than ever, I guess!</font>
  6481.  
  6482. 1488
  6483. 01:07:02,520 --> 01:07:04,272
  6484. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And you, too, Calvin!</font>
  6485.  
  6486. 1489
  6487. 01:07:04,440 --> 01:07:07,079
  6488. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at that stupid look
  6489. on those two faces.</font>
  6490.  
  6491. 1490
  6492. 01:07:07,240 --> 01:07:10,073
  6493. <font face="Comic Sans MS">"The Lord taught me to care."
  6494. Unbelievable.</font>
  6495.  
  6496. 1491
  6497. 01:07:10,240 --> 01:07:13,516
  6498. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a Scientologist. Okay, that's "A."</font>
  6499.  
  6500. 1492
  6501. 01:07:13,680 --> 01:07:15,955
  6502. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And thetan-free since 2003.</font>
  6503.  
  6504. 1493
  6505. 01:07:16,120 --> 01:07:17,120
  6506. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Clear as shit.</font>
  6507.  
  6508. 1494
  6509. 01:07:17,280 --> 01:07:18,520
  6510. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And "I'm sorry for what I did"?</i></font>
  6511.  
  6512. 1495
  6513. 01:07:18,720 --> 01:07:20,056
  6514. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let me tell you what I'm sorry about.</font>
  6515.  
  6516. 1496
  6517. 01:07:20,080 --> 01:07:22,616
  6518. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry I didn't toss your naked ass
  6519. out there three more times.</font>
  6520.  
  6521. 1497
  6522. 01:07:22,640 --> 01:07:24,000
  6523. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It was the best senior prank ever.</i></font>
  6524.  
  6525. 1498
  6526. 01:07:24,120 --> 01:07:25,599
  6527. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I still get emails about it.</i></font>
  6528.  
  6529. 1499
  6530. 01:07:25,840 --> 01:07:27,680
  6531. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And if I'd had
  6532. one of these bad boys back then,</font>
  6533.  
  6534. 1500
  6535. 01:07:27,840 --> 01:07:29,200
  6536. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I would have shot it, uploaded it,</font>
  6537.  
  6538. 1501
  6539. 01:07:29,320 --> 01:07:31,754
  6540. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and it would have gone crazy viral,
  6541. a zillion hits.</font>
  6542.  
  6543. 1502
  6544. 01:07:31,920 --> 01:07:32,955
  6545. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Know what?</font>
  6546.  
  6547. 1503
  6548. 01:07:33,120 --> 01:07:34,856
  6549. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're going to regret
  6550. you ever opened your mouth.</font>
  6551.  
  6552. 1504
  6553. 01:07:34,880 --> 01:07:37,269
  6554. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You hear me, Trevor?
  6555. - Yeah? How come, Calvin?</font>
  6556.  
  6557. 1505
  6558. 01:07:37,440 --> 01:07:39,056
  6559. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because he's about to
  6560. whoop your ass, that's why.</font>
  6561.  
  6562. 1506
  6563. 01:07:39,080 --> 01:07:40,080
  6564. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who is?</font>
  6565.  
  6566. 1507
  6567. 01:07:40,280 --> 01:07:41,456
  6568. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, get up and whoop his ass.</font>
  6569.  
  6570. 1508
  6571. 01:07:41,480 --> 01:07:43,550
  6572. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here she comes!
  6573. Let me tell you something...</font>
  6574.  
  6575. 1509
  6576. 01:07:43,720 --> 01:07:46,598
  6577. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Weird Dick can't chug
  6578. a bunch of fucking steroids and elk urine</font>
  6579.  
  6580. 1510
  6581. 01:07:46,760 --> 01:07:48,637
  6582. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and suddenly be able to kick my ass.</font>
  6583.  
  6584. 1511
  6585. 01:07:48,800 --> 01:07:50,791
  6586. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck that! It ain't gonna happen.</font>
  6587.  
  6588. 1512
  6589. 01:07:51,160 --> 01:07:52,434
  6590. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause here's why.</font>
  6591.  
  6592. 1513
  6593. 01:07:53,840 --> 01:07:57,355
  6594. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Once a fat kid, always a fat kid.</font>
  6595.  
  6596. 1514
  6597. 01:07:57,880 --> 01:07:58,995
  6598. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Huh? Prove me wrong.</i></font>
  6599.  
  6600. 1515
  6601. 01:07:59,160 --> 01:08:00,800
  6602. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, come on. Do what you did in the bar.</font>
  6603.  
  6604. 1516
  6605. 01:08:11,640 --> 01:08:13,710
  6606. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, hit me!</font>
  6607.  
  6608. 1517
  6609. 01:08:13,880 --> 01:08:16,155
  6610. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I'll sue your ass,
  6611. and take your fanny pack away.</font>
  6612.  
  6613. 1518
  6614. 01:08:18,280 --> 01:08:19,713
  6615. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You got to make poopies?</font>
  6616.  
  6617. 1519
  6618. 01:08:20,080 --> 01:08:21,080
  6619. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's wrong, Bob?</font>
  6620.  
  6621. 1520
  6622. 01:08:21,280 --> 01:08:22,315
  6623. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We got a john here.</font>
  6624.  
  6625. 1521
  6626. 01:08:22,840 --> 01:08:24,671
  6627. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Or you got to change your rag?</font>
  6628.  
  6629. 1522
  6630. 01:08:25,400 --> 01:08:26,400
  6631. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maybe that's it.</font>
  6632.  
  6633. 1523
  6634. 01:08:26,760 --> 01:08:28,512
  6635. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jenny, you got an extra rag?</font>
  6636.  
  6637. 1524
  6638. 01:08:29,720 --> 01:08:31,711
  6639. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What's the matter with you?
  6640. - I just want to go.</font>
  6641.  
  6642. 1525
  6643. 01:08:31,880 --> 01:08:33,154
  6644. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She wants to go.</font>
  6645.  
  6646. 1526
  6647. 01:08:33,880 --> 01:08:35,871
  6648. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go ahead. There you go.</font>
  6649.  
  6650. 1527
  6651. 01:08:36,480 --> 01:08:37,549
  6652. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's a push.</font>
  6653.  
  6654. 1528
  6655. 01:08:37,720 --> 01:08:39,915
  6656. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Boy, 50-50 shot. You missed that.</font>
  6657.  
  6658. 1529
  6659. 01:08:40,080 --> 01:08:41,399
  6660. <font face="Comic Sans MS">At least you found the handle.</font>
  6661.  
  6662. 1530
  6663. 01:08:41,560 --> 01:08:44,028
  6664. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Boy, he's still a scared little bitch.</font>
  6665.  
  6666. 1531
  6667. 01:08:44,200 --> 01:08:45,560
  6668. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, you're still an asshole.</font>
  6669.  
  6670. 1532
  6671. 01:08:45,720 --> 01:08:47,756
  6672. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, well, you're still
  6673. shorter than my cat.</font>
  6674.  
  6675. 1533
  6676. 01:08:48,560 --> 01:08:49,800
  6677. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's your transaction number.</font>
  6678.  
  6679. 1534
  6680. 01:08:50,080 --> 01:08:51,559
  6681. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hit it, dick licker.</font>
  6682.  
  6683. 1535
  6684. 01:08:53,200 --> 01:08:55,156
  6685. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Thank you, Trevor.
  6686. - Yup.</font>
  6687.  
  6688. 1536
  6689. 01:08:56,120 --> 01:08:57,838
  6690. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Glad to see you haven't changed a bit.</font>
  6691.  
  6692. 1537
  6693. 01:08:58,000 --> 01:08:59,000
  6694. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bye-bye now.</i></font>
  6695.  
  6696. 1538
  6697. 01:08:59,160 --> 01:09:00,560
  6698. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Was it push or pull?
  6699. <i>- Clean push.</i></font>
  6700.  
  6701. 1539
  6702. 01:09:00,600 --> 01:09:02,296
  6703. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Which one is it?
  6704. <i>- You want me to do it for you?</i></font>
  6705.  
  6706. 1540
  6707. 01:09:02,320 --> 01:09:03,320
  6708. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Which one is it?</font>
  6709.  
  6710. 1541
  6711. 01:09:04,560 --> 01:09:07,120
  6712. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, hey, hey! Goddamn it, Joyner!</font>
  6713.  
  6714. 1542
  6715. 01:09:07,280 --> 01:09:08,429
  6716. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Jenny!</i></font>
  6717.  
  6718. 1543
  6719. 01:09:08,600 --> 01:09:11,478
  6720. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jenny, get the Windex!
  6721. And security for this one.</font>
  6722.  
  6723. 1544
  6724. 01:09:11,640 --> 01:09:13,915
  6725. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get your asshole off my door! That's it!</font>
  6726.  
  6727. 1545
  6728. 01:09:15,480 --> 01:09:17,357
  6729. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob!</font>
  6730.  
  6731. 1546
  6732. 01:09:17,680 --> 01:09:19,511
  6733. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Bob! Bob!</font>
  6734.  
  6735. 1547
  6736. 01:09:26,640 --> 01:09:28,835
  6737. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Mr. Joyner. Guess who
  6738. we're about to arrest</i></font>
  6739.  
  6740. 1548
  6741. 01:09:29,000 --> 01:09:30,956
  6742. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for conspiracy to commit treason.</i></font>
  6743.  
  6744. 1549
  6745. 01:09:33,720 --> 01:09:36,188
  6746. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>That's right. Your lovely wife.</i></font>
  6747.  
  6748. 1550
  6749. 01:09:36,400 --> 01:09:38,152
  6750. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, here's what you're going to do.</i></font>
  6751.  
  6752. 1551
  6753. 01:09:38,360 --> 01:09:40,874
  6754. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You're going to tell us
  6755. exactly where you and Bob are.</i></font>
  6756.  
  6757. 1552
  6758. 01:09:41,040 --> 01:09:43,496
  6759. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then you're going to go outside
  6760. and you're going to keep Bob on-site</font>
  6761.  
  6762. 1553
  6763. 01:09:43,520 --> 01:09:44,555
  6764. <font face="Comic Sans MS">until we arrive.</font>
  6765.  
  6766. 1554
  6767. 01:09:44,800 --> 01:09:46,995
  6768. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And if he leaves, you lose.</font>
  6769.  
  6770. 1555
  6771. 01:09:47,760 --> 01:09:49,318
  6772. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Is that clear?</i></font>
  6773.  
  6774. 1556
  6775. 01:09:54,840 --> 01:09:55,840
  6776. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, hey.</font>
  6777.  
  6778. 1557
  6779. 01:09:56,040 --> 01:09:57,416
  6780. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what happened in there,</font>
  6781.  
  6782. 1558
  6783. 01:09:57,440 --> 01:09:58,589
  6784. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I just froze up.</font>
  6785.  
  6786. 1559
  6787. 01:09:58,760 --> 01:10:00,432
  6788. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I locked up. I'm sorry.</font>
  6789.  
  6790. 1560
  6791. 01:10:01,000 --> 01:10:02,035
  6792. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, Bob, I...</font>
  6793.  
  6794. 1561
  6795. 01:10:02,200 --> 01:10:04,555
  6796. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I gotta tell you something,
  6797. CJ, listen.</font>
  6798.  
  6799. 1562
  6800. 01:10:04,760 --> 01:10:06,600
  6801. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're the only one
  6802. who's ever been nice to me,</font>
  6803.  
  6804. 1563
  6805. 01:10:06,760 --> 01:10:08,637
  6806. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the only one who's never laughed at me.</font>
  6807.  
  6808. 1564
  6809. 01:10:08,800 --> 01:10:11,917
  6810. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And you're the only one
  6811. in this whole world that I trust.</font>
  6812.  
  6813. 1565
  6814. 01:10:12,080 --> 01:10:14,036
  6815. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I know you have a lot of friends,</font>
  6816.  
  6817. 1566
  6818. 01:10:16,600 --> 01:10:17,635
  6819. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but I don't.</font>
  6820.  
  6821. 1567
  6822. 01:10:19,440 --> 01:10:20,793
  6823. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're my only friend, Calvin.</font>
  6824.  
  6825. 1568
  6826. 01:10:21,480 --> 01:10:24,074
  6827. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I will never
  6828. let you down again, I promise.</font>
  6829.  
  6830. 1569
  6831. 01:10:25,840 --> 01:10:27,398
  6832. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man.</font>
  6833.  
  6834. 1570
  6835. 01:10:31,080 --> 01:10:32,195
  6836. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry for what?</font>
  6837.  
  6838. 1571
  6839. 01:10:32,360 --> 01:10:34,032
  6840. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I told Harris where we are.</font>
  6841.  
  6842. 1572
  6843. 01:10:35,080 --> 01:10:36,638
  6844. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They were going to hurt Maggie.</font>
  6845.  
  6846. 1573
  6847. 01:10:36,800 --> 01:10:38,756
  6848. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I had to. I didn't have a choice.</font>
  6849.  
  6850. 1574
  6851. 01:10:39,280 --> 01:10:40,395
  6852. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry.</font>
  6853.  
  6854. 1575
  6855. 01:10:45,480 --> 01:10:47,391
  6856. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Freeze, Bob! Hands on your head!</font>
  6857.  
  6858. 1576
  6859. 01:10:47,560 --> 01:10:48,560
  6860. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do it now!</font>
  6861.  
  6862. 1577
  6863. 01:11:19,120 --> 01:11:20,633
  6864. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you know how this goes,</font>
  6865.  
  6866. 1578
  6867. 01:11:20,800 --> 01:11:22,313
  6868. <font face="Comic Sans MS">so I'll spare you the dramatics.</font>
  6869.  
  6870. 1579
  6871. 01:11:22,480 --> 01:11:24,550
  6872. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll ask you just once.</font>
  6873.  
  6874. 1580
  6875. 01:11:24,720 --> 01:11:26,950
  6876. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are the satellite encryption codes?</font>
  6877.  
  6878. 1581
  6879. 01:11:29,080 --> 01:11:31,116
  6880. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw. What's the matter, Bob?</font>
  6881.  
  6882. 1582
  6883. 01:11:31,840 --> 01:11:34,991
  6884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you upset that
  6885. your friend turned you in?</font>
  6886.  
  6887. 1583
  6888. 01:11:35,560 --> 01:11:37,198
  6889. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I don't have any friends.</i></font>
  6890.  
  6891. 1584
  6892. 01:11:37,360 --> 01:11:39,032
  6893. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I don't want to watch this, guys.</font>
  6894.  
  6895. 1585
  6896. 01:11:39,200 --> 01:11:40,599
  6897. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't worry, it'll be over quick.</font>
  6898.  
  6899. 1586
  6900. 01:11:40,760 --> 01:11:42,318
  6901. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She always gets them to break.</font>
  6902.  
  6903. 1587
  6904. 01:11:42,520 --> 01:11:44,875
  6905. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay. You have it your way.</i></font>
  6906.  
  6907. 1588
  6908. 01:11:45,040 --> 01:11:46,632
  6909. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We're going to do this old-school.</i></font>
  6910.  
  6911. 1589
  6912. 01:11:54,680 --> 01:11:56,591
  6913. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get the extraction tools.</font>
  6914.  
  6915. 1590
  6916. 01:11:58,360 --> 01:12:00,316
  6917. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The extraction tools?</font>
  6918.  
  6919. 1591
  6920. 01:12:00,680 --> 01:12:02,636
  6921. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If you don't have the stomach for it,
  6922. you can go.</font>
  6923.  
  6924. 1592
  6925. 01:12:03,440 --> 01:12:04,919
  6926. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
  6927.  
  6928. 1593
  6929. 01:12:07,560 --> 01:12:08,595
  6930. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop recording.</font>
  6931.  
  6932. 1594
  6933. 01:12:18,800 --> 01:12:20,920
  6934. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why am I coming here?
  6935. I was told I'd be able to leave.</font>
  6936.  
  6937. 1595
  6938. 01:12:20,960 --> 01:12:22,029
  6939. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You can leave,</font>
  6940.  
  6941. 1596
  6942. 01:12:22,200 --> 01:12:23,680
  6943. <font face="Comic Sans MS">when Agent Harris says you can leave,</font>
  6944.  
  6945. 1597
  6946. 01:12:23,800 --> 01:12:24,869
  6947. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>which might be never.</i></font>
  6948.  
  6949. 1598
  6950. 01:12:25,080 --> 01:12:26,433
  6951. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I gotta watch this.</font>
  6952.  
  6953. 1599
  6954. 01:12:34,800 --> 01:12:36,313
  6955. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, Bob.</font>
  6956.  
  6957. 1600
  6958. 01:12:36,800 --> 01:12:38,074
  6959. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry, man.</font>
  6960.  
  6961. 1601
  6962. 01:12:51,280 --> 01:12:52,395
  6963. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jesus!</font>
  6964.  
  6965. 1602
  6966. 01:13:00,240 --> 01:13:01,240
  6967. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell?</font>
  6968.  
  6969. 1603
  6970. 01:13:02,800 --> 01:13:04,472
  6971. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey! Hey!</font>
  6972.  
  6973. 1604
  6974. 01:13:06,040 --> 01:13:07,040
  6975. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't move!</font>
  6976.  
  6977. 1605
  6978. 01:13:07,200 --> 01:13:09,634
  6979. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You get your hands off!
  6980. Get them off the keyboard!</font>
  6981.  
  6982. 1606
  6983. 01:13:09,800 --> 01:13:11,880
  6984. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What are you doing, Calvin?
  6985. - Give me your keycard!</font>
  6986.  
  6987. 1607
  6988. 01:13:12,080 --> 01:13:13,593
  6989. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Give me your keycard!</i></font>
  6990.  
  6991. 1608
  6992. 01:13:14,200 --> 01:13:15,200
  6993. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Give it to me.</i></font>
  6994.  
  6995. 1609
  6996. 01:13:15,640 --> 01:13:16,675
  6997. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay...
  6998. - Go sit down.</font>
  6999.  
  7000. 1610
  7001. 01:13:16,840 --> 01:13:18,432
  7002. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Yeah.</font>
  7003.  
  7004. 1611
  7005. 01:13:18,600 --> 01:13:19,919
  7006. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry. I'm sorry.</font>
  7007.  
  7008. 1612
  7009. 01:13:20,120 --> 01:13:22,111
  7010. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Sit down! Sit down!
  7011. - Okay, okay, okay.</font>
  7012.  
  7013. 1613
  7014. 01:13:24,360 --> 01:13:25,360
  7015. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, Bob?</font>
  7016.  
  7017. 1614
  7018. 01:13:25,520 --> 01:13:28,159
  7019. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>This is actually
  7020. my favorite part of the job.</i></font>
  7021.  
  7022. 1615
  7023. 01:13:28,320 --> 01:13:30,550
  7024. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Thank you for being so uncooperative.</i></font>
  7025.  
  7026. 1616
  7027. 01:13:30,720 --> 01:13:32,336
  7028. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you think
  7029. your little buddy, Joyner,</font>
  7030.  
  7031. 1617
  7032. 01:13:32,360 --> 01:13:33,960
  7033. <font face="Comic Sans MS">would say if he could see you like this?</font>
  7034.  
  7035. 1618
  7036. 01:13:34,120 --> 01:13:35,120
  7037. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Two words.</font>
  7038.  
  7039. 1619
  7040. 01:13:35,280 --> 01:13:36,315
  7041. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm in.</font>
  7042.  
  7043. 1620
  7044. 01:13:37,320 --> 01:13:39,151
  7045. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What-what?</font>
  7046.  
  7047. 1621
  7048. 01:13:39,480 --> 01:13:41,835
  7049. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're making a big mistake, Mr. Joyner.</font>
  7050.  
  7051. 1622
  7052. 01:13:42,000 --> 01:13:43,956
  7053. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's only if I'm wrong.</font>
  7054.  
  7055. 1623
  7056. 01:13:45,800 --> 01:13:47,313
  7057. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, Bob. Let's go!</font>
  7058.  
  7059. 1624
  7060. 01:13:47,520 --> 01:13:49,351
  7061. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What're you doing? Come on, man!</font>
  7062.  
  7063. 1625
  7064. 01:13:50,800 --> 01:13:52,995
  7065. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, listen to me. Bob, I'm sorry.</font>
  7066.  
  7067. 1626
  7068. 01:13:53,160 --> 01:13:55,116
  7069. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry I double-crossed you.
  7070. You hear me?</font>
  7071.  
  7072. 1627
  7073. 01:13:55,320 --> 01:13:57,496
  7074. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've believed you,
  7075. I should've trusted you, and I didn't.</font>
  7076.  
  7077. 1628
  7078. 01:13:57,520 --> 01:13:58,520
  7079. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm sorry for that.</font>
  7080.  
  7081. 1629
  7082. 01:13:58,680 --> 01:14:01,240
  7083. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Listen to me. Bob,
  7084. we don't have time for this, man!</font>
  7085.  
  7086. 1630
  7087. 01:14:01,400 --> 01:14:03,516
  7088. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I need you to tap into
  7089. that super-spy stuff</font>
  7090.  
  7091. 1631
  7092. 01:14:03,680 --> 01:14:06,592
  7093. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I need you to get us the hell
  7094. out of here right now. Do you hear me?</font>
  7095.  
  7096. 1632
  7097. 01:14:06,840 --> 01:14:08,592
  7098. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm not a super spy, Calvin.</font>
  7099.  
  7100. 1633
  7101. 01:14:09,680 --> 01:14:11,796
  7102. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm Robbie Wheirdicht, super tool.</font>
  7103.  
  7104. 1634
  7105. 01:14:11,960 --> 01:14:14,030
  7106. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, stop. You're not a super tool.</font>
  7107.  
  7108. 1635
  7109. 01:14:14,200 --> 01:14:16,589
  7110. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
  7111. You're Bob Stone!</font>
  7112.  
  7113. 1636
  7114. 01:14:17,200 --> 01:14:18,920
  7115. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I made that name up.
  7116. - So what?</font>
  7117.  
  7118. 1637
  7119. 01:14:19,040 --> 01:14:21,400
  7120. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not real.
  7121. - What does that mean? What does that mean?</font>
  7122.  
  7123. 1638
  7124. 01:14:21,440 --> 01:14:25,194
  7125. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You think Mr. T and Sting
  7126. were born with those names?</font>
  7127.  
  7128. 1639
  7129. 01:14:26,920 --> 01:14:28,896
  7130. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How do you think I got
  7131. the name "Golden Jet" at high school?</font>
  7132.  
  7133. 1640
  7134. 01:14:28,920 --> 01:14:31,832
  7135. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- 'Cause you're awesome.
  7136. - No, that's not how.</font>
  7137.  
  7138. 1641
  7139. 01:14:32,720 --> 01:14:35,359
  7140. <font face="Comic Sans MS">In the eighth grade, I ran track.
  7141. It was my first race.</font>
  7142.  
  7143. 1642
  7144. 01:14:35,520 --> 01:14:38,398
  7145. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, the race came down
  7146. to me and this other kid.</font>
  7147.  
  7148. 1643
  7149. 01:14:38,560 --> 01:14:40,039
  7150. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I wanted to win the race so damn bad</font>
  7151.  
  7152. 1644
  7153. 01:14:40,240 --> 01:14:42,390
  7154. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that I ended up peeing in my pants
  7155. at the finish line.</font>
  7156.  
  7157. 1645
  7158. 01:14:42,640 --> 01:14:44,392
  7159. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how I got the name "Golden Jet."</font>
  7160.  
  7161. 1646
  7162. 01:14:45,120 --> 01:14:48,160
  7163. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, take it from a guy who's literally
  7164. pissed his pants in front of everybody</font>
  7165.  
  7166. 1647
  7167. 01:14:48,200 --> 01:14:49,553
  7168. <font face="Comic Sans MS">just to win a race.</font>
  7169.  
  7170. 1648
  7171. 01:14:49,800 --> 01:14:51,711
  7172. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are who you decide to be.</font>
  7173.  
  7174. 1649
  7175. 01:14:52,240 --> 01:14:54,993
  7176. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And you chose to be
  7177. an international CIA spy.</font>
  7178.  
  7179. 1650
  7180. 01:14:55,360 --> 01:14:57,320
  7181. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, man.
  7182. You get to kill people for a living.</font>
  7183.  
  7184. 1651
  7185. 01:14:57,760 --> 01:14:58,760
  7186. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How cool is that?</font>
  7187.  
  7188. 1652
  7189. 01:15:00,920 --> 01:15:03,115
  7190. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know.</font>
  7191.  
  7192. 1653
  7193. 01:15:03,400 --> 01:15:04,400
  7194. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Kinda cool I guess.</font>
  7195.  
  7196. 1654
  7197. 01:15:05,000 --> 01:15:07,116
  7198. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean "kinda cool"?
  7199. Ain't no kinda cool.</font>
  7200.  
  7201. 1655
  7202. 01:15:07,480 --> 01:15:09,436
  7203. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it! It's awesome.</font>
  7204.  
  7205. 1656
  7206. 01:15:09,760 --> 01:15:11,079
  7207. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, come on, man. We boys?</font>
  7208.  
  7209. 1657
  7210. 01:15:12,760 --> 01:15:13,760
  7211. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- We're boys.
  7212. - Oh!</font>
  7213.  
  7214. 1658
  7215. 01:15:15,440 --> 01:15:16,440
  7216. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>
  7217.  
  7218. 1659
  7219. 01:15:16,920 --> 01:15:18,592
  7220. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>
  7221.  
  7222. 1660
  7223. 01:15:19,520 --> 01:15:20,520
  7224. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God!</font>
  7225.  
  7226. 1661
  7227. 01:15:20,920 --> 01:15:22,512
  7228. <font face="Comic Sans MS">See? Good as new.</font>
  7229.  
  7230. 1662
  7231. 01:15:23,800 --> 01:15:25,631
  7232. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow. Sorry, man.</font>
  7233.  
  7234. 1663
  7235. 01:15:29,560 --> 01:15:30,595
  7236. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go, go!</font>
  7237.  
  7238. 1664
  7239. 01:15:31,120 --> 01:15:32,296
  7240. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get me out!</font>
  7241.  
  7242. 1665
  7243. 01:15:32,320 --> 01:15:34,197
  7244. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He got the jump on us. Give me the key.</font>
  7245.  
  7246. 1666
  7247. 01:15:37,600 --> 01:15:39,040
  7248. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look out, Bob!</font>
  7249.  
  7250. 1667
  7251. 01:15:39,760 --> 01:15:41,876
  7252. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here, Jet! Get him!</font>
  7253.  
  7254. 1668
  7255. 01:15:42,040 --> 01:15:43,439
  7256. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch out!</font>
  7257.  
  7258. 1669
  7259. 01:15:52,120 --> 01:15:53,473
  7260. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you see that, Bob?</font>
  7261.  
  7262. 1670
  7263. 01:15:53,640 --> 01:15:55,710
  7264. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I did the thing! I did the thing, Bob!</font>
  7265.  
  7266. 1671
  7267. 01:15:55,880 --> 01:15:56,880
  7268. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah!</font>
  7269.  
  7270. 1672
  7271. 01:15:57,040 --> 01:15:58,951
  7272. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah! Yeah!</font>
  7273.  
  7274. 1673
  7275. 01:15:59,240 --> 01:16:00,640
  7276. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on! Follow me!
  7277. - Let's do it!</font>
  7278.  
  7279. 1674
  7280. 01:16:00,760 --> 01:16:03,320
  7281. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No! What the fuck am I doing?
  7282. Here! You get the gun.</font>
  7283.  
  7284. 1675
  7285. 01:16:03,480 --> 01:16:05,118
  7286. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm behind you. Go.
  7287. - All right.</font>
  7288.  
  7289. 1676
  7290. 01:16:09,680 --> 01:16:11,511
  7291. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. There's two of them.</font>
  7292.  
  7293. 1677
  7294. 01:16:11,680 --> 01:16:14,114
  7295. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, I'll distract them
  7296. and you open the door, okay?</font>
  7297.  
  7298. 1678
  7299. 01:16:14,280 --> 01:16:15,679
  7300. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What? No!
  7301. - Let's roll.</font>
  7302.  
  7303. 1679
  7304. 01:16:15,880 --> 01:16:16,915
  7305. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no.</font>
  7306.  
  7307. 1680
  7308. 01:16:18,880 --> 01:16:20,154
  7309. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go, go!</font>
  7310.  
  7311. 1681
  7312. 01:16:20,880 --> 01:16:23,030
  7313. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Close in!
  7314. - Moving out!</font>
  7315.  
  7316. 1682
  7317. 01:16:23,200 --> 01:16:25,111
  7318. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Freeze, Bob!
  7319. <i>- Sorry about this, guys.</i></font>
  7320.  
  7321. 1683
  7322. 01:16:28,280 --> 01:16:29,838
  7323. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Nope, come here.</i></font>
  7324.  
  7325. 1684
  7326. 01:16:39,920 --> 01:16:41,194
  7327. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
  7328.  
  7329. 1685
  7330. 01:16:41,360 --> 01:16:43,590
  7331. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wrong keycard, pal. Turn around.</font>
  7332.  
  7333. 1686
  7334. 01:16:45,680 --> 01:16:46,829
  7335. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You needed this one.</font>
  7336.  
  7337. 1687
  7338. 01:16:47,000 --> 01:16:48,228
  7339. <font face="Comic Sans MS">On the ground, now.</font>
  7340.  
  7341. 1688
  7342. 01:16:48,400 --> 01:16:49,674
  7343. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Can I say something first?</font>
  7344.  
  7345. 1689
  7346. 01:16:49,840 --> 01:16:51,398
  7347. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- What?
  7348. - This is going to hurt.</font>
  7349.  
  7350. 1690
  7351. 01:16:54,280 --> 01:16:56,600
  7352. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hey, get the keycard! Let's roll.
  7353. - All right, all right.</font>
  7354.  
  7355. 1691
  7356. 01:16:59,200 --> 01:17:00,474
  7357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Which car are we taking?</font>
  7358.  
  7359. 1692
  7360. 01:17:02,520 --> 01:17:03,555
  7361. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not that one.</font>
  7362.  
  7363. 1693
  7364. 01:17:03,760 --> 01:17:05,352
  7365. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
  7366.  
  7367. 1694
  7368. 01:17:05,920 --> 01:17:07,717
  7369. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, God. Oh, sh...</font>
  7370.  
  7371. 1695
  7372. 01:17:08,640 --> 01:17:09,640
  7373. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
  7374.  
  7375. 1696
  7376. 01:17:09,960 --> 01:17:11,154
  7377. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here we go, Jet.</font>
  7378.  
  7379. 1697
  7380. 01:17:13,280 --> 01:17:15,720
  7381. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, they are shooting at us!
  7382. - It's okay, it's bulletproof.</font>
  7383.  
  7384. 1698
  7385. 01:17:15,880 --> 01:17:16,880
  7386. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Drive, drive!</font>
  7387.  
  7388. 1699
  7389. 01:17:28,760 --> 01:17:29,954
  7390. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here you go, Jet.</font>
  7391.  
  7392. 1700
  7393. 01:17:30,680 --> 01:17:31,680
  7394. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's this?</font>
  7395.  
  7396. 1701
  7397. 01:17:31,840 --> 01:17:33,876
  7398. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bug-out bag, courtesy of the CIA.</font>
  7399.  
  7400. 1702
  7401. 01:17:34,080 --> 01:17:35,536
  7402. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go ahead and grab that
  7403. encrypted phone in there.</font>
  7404.  
  7405. 1703
  7406. 01:17:35,560 --> 01:17:36,560
  7407. <font face="Comic Sans MS">For what?</font>
  7408.  
  7409. 1704
  7410. 01:17:36,720 --> 01:17:38,360
  7411. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You still have the bank transaction code?</font>
  7412.  
  7413. 1705
  7414. 01:17:38,520 --> 01:17:41,440
  7415. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How are transaction numbers gonna help us
  7416. find out where the bad guys are?</font>
  7417.  
  7418. 1706
  7419. 01:17:41,600 --> 01:17:44,200
  7420. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, it's not bank transaction
  7421. numbers or codes, it's actually...</font>
  7422.  
  7423. 1707
  7424. 01:17:44,280 --> 01:17:45,793
  7425. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Longitude and latitude.</font>
  7426.  
  7427. 1708
  7428. 01:17:47,200 --> 01:17:50,909
  7429. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look at the spy brain
  7430. on the Jet! What-what!</font>
  7431.  
  7432. 1709
  7433. 01:17:51,240 --> 01:17:53,470
  7434. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're like a chocolate
  7435. Google.</font>
  7436.  
  7437. 1710
  7438. 01:17:53,640 --> 01:17:55,676
  7439. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, don't do that. Stop it. Stop it.</font>
  7440.  
  7441. 1711
  7442. 01:17:55,840 --> 01:17:57,056
  7443. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're getting good at this, man.</font>
  7444.  
  7445. 1712
  7446. 01:17:57,080 --> 01:17:59,056
  7447. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, you're absolutely right.
  7448. It's longitude and latitude.</font>
  7449.  
  7450. 1713
  7451. 01:17:59,080 --> 01:18:02,516
  7452. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do is plug those
  7453. digits into the GPS, and boom!</font>
  7454.  
  7455. 1714
  7456. 01:18:02,720 --> 01:18:05,280
  7457. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We're gonna catch the buyer
  7458. and The Badger, just like that.</i></font>
  7459.  
  7460. 1715
  7461. 01:18:07,440 --> 01:18:09,112
  7462. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Boston.</font>
  7463.  
  7464. 1716
  7465. 01:18:12,640 --> 01:18:14,312
  7466. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We're gonna need a plane.</font>
  7467.  
  7468. 1717
  7469. 01:18:27,720 --> 01:18:28,994
  7470. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You ever steal a plane before?</font>
  7471.  
  7472. 1718
  7473. 01:18:29,160 --> 01:18:31,435
  7474. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I stole some Starbursts one time.
  7475. - Mmm-hmm.</font>
  7476.  
  7477. 1719
  7478. 01:18:31,880 --> 01:18:33,950
  7479. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So I don't know
  7480. if that compares or anything,</font>
  7481.  
  7482. 1720
  7483. 01:18:34,120 --> 01:18:35,553
  7484. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but I wasn't successful with that.</font>
  7485.  
  7486. 1721
  7487. 01:18:35,720 --> 01:18:36,920
  7488. <font face="Comic Sans MS">On the way out, I dropped 'em.</font>
  7489.  
  7490. 1722
  7491. 01:18:37,000 --> 01:18:38,376
  7492. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dropped the whole bag. The guy caught me.</font>
  7493.  
  7494. 1723
  7495. 01:18:38,400 --> 01:18:40,136
  7496. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>"What's that? " I just said, "A Starburst."</i></font>
  7497.  
  7498. 1724
  7499. 01:18:40,160 --> 01:18:42,151
  7500. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Told him myself. It was a mess.</font>
  7501.  
  7502. 1725
  7503. 01:18:44,960 --> 01:18:47,394
  7504. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Check it out. The universe provides.</font>
  7505.  
  7506. 1726
  7507. 01:18:49,920 --> 01:18:50,920
  7508. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh.</i></font>
  7509.  
  7510. 1727
  7511. 01:18:52,880 --> 01:18:53,880
  7512. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet.</font>
  7513.  
  7514. 1728
  7515. 01:18:54,120 --> 01:18:55,519
  7516. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Golden Jet.
  7517. <i>- Golden Jet.</i></font>
  7518.  
  7519. 1729
  7520. 01:18:59,440 --> 01:19:01,317
  7521. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's just one guard in there.
  7522. - All right.</font>
  7523.  
  7524. 1730
  7525. 01:19:01,480 --> 01:19:03,118
  7526. <font face="Comic Sans MS">90% of spy work is distraction.</font>
  7527.  
  7528. 1731
  7529. 01:19:03,280 --> 01:19:04,456
  7530. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You get in there and distract that guard,</font>
  7531.  
  7532. 1732
  7533. 01:19:04,480 --> 01:19:05,549
  7534. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna get us a plane.</font>
  7535.  
  7536. 1733
  7537. 01:19:06,280 --> 01:19:07,315
  7538. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  7539.  
  7540. 1734
  7541. 01:19:09,160 --> 01:19:10,760
  7542. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know what the hell you expect...</font>
  7543.  
  7544. 1735
  7545. 01:19:13,080 --> 01:19:14,080
  7546. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
  7547.  
  7548. 1736
  7549. 01:19:14,880 --> 01:19:15,880
  7550. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
  7551.  
  7552. 1737
  7553. 01:19:16,520 --> 01:19:17,555
  7554. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck!</font>
  7555.  
  7556. 1738
  7557. 01:19:18,160 --> 01:19:19,229
  7558. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you, Bob!</font>
  7559.  
  7560. 1739
  7561. 01:19:20,640 --> 01:19:21,640
  7562. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn it!</font>
  7563.  
  7564. 1740
  7565. 01:19:29,720 --> 01:19:32,029
  7566. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, I need a plane.</font>
  7567.  
  7568. 1741
  7569. 01:19:32,240 --> 01:19:35,152
  7570. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sir, you cannot be in here.
  7571. This is a private airfield.</font>
  7572.  
  7573. 1742
  7574. 01:19:35,320 --> 01:19:37,834
  7575. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I understand that but I have an organ
  7576. in this cooler right now</font>
  7577.  
  7578. 1743
  7579. 01:19:38,040 --> 01:19:40,031
  7580. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that needs to get transported ASAP.</font>
  7581.  
  7582. 1744
  7583. 01:19:40,720 --> 01:19:41,720
  7584. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Really?</font>
  7585.  
  7586. 1745
  7587. 01:19:41,920 --> 01:19:44,912
  7588. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because my sister-in-law
  7589. had a heart transplant last year</font>
  7590.  
  7591. 1746
  7592. 01:19:45,080 --> 01:19:47,913
  7593. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and they did not bring it
  7594. in a Playmate lunch cooler.</font>
  7595.  
  7596. 1747
  7597. 01:19:48,080 --> 01:19:49,877
  7598. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I hate to break it to you,</font>
  7599.  
  7600. 1748
  7601. 01:19:50,040 --> 01:19:51,758
  7602. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but this is not a...</font>
  7603.  
  7604. 1749
  7605. 01:19:53,000 --> 01:19:54,640
  7606. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is not a heart.
  7607. - It's not a heart?</font>
  7608.  
  7609. 1750
  7610. 01:19:55,360 --> 01:19:56,395
  7611. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's not.</font>
  7612.  
  7613. 1751
  7614. 01:19:56,600 --> 01:19:57,794
  7615. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hmm. What is it then?</font>
  7616.  
  7617. 1752
  7618. 01:19:58,880 --> 01:20:01,030
  7619. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's a dick.
  7620. - Okay.</font>
  7621.  
  7622. 1753
  7623. 01:20:02,600 --> 01:20:04,477
  7624. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I am made of questions right now.</font>
  7625.  
  7626. 1754
  7627. 01:20:04,640 --> 01:20:05,914
  7628. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, you don't have to ask.</font>
  7629.  
  7630. 1755
  7631. 01:20:06,080 --> 01:20:07,877
  7632. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Last night, lady got into it with a man.</font>
  7633.  
  7634. 1756
  7635. 01:20:08,040 --> 01:20:09,712
  7636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She ended up cutting his pecker off.</font>
  7637.  
  7638. 1757
  7639. 01:20:09,880 --> 01:20:11,757
  7640. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She left with it, got in a car, drove,</font>
  7641.  
  7642. 1758
  7643. 01:20:11,920 --> 01:20:13,876
  7644. <font face="Comic Sans MS">got on 95, threw it out the window.</font>
  7645.  
  7646. 1759
  7647. 01:20:14,240 --> 01:20:17,073
  7648. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The second largest penis hunt
  7649. in the state history.</i></font>
  7650.  
  7651. 1760
  7652. 01:20:17,240 --> 01:20:18,696
  7653. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The man was Korean, so you better believe</font>
  7654.  
  7655. 1761
  7656. 01:20:18,720 --> 01:20:19,994
  7657. <font face="Comic Sans MS">it took a long time to find.</font>
  7658.  
  7659. 1762
  7660. 01:20:20,600 --> 01:20:22,477
  7661. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You're stereotyping Korean dicks.</i></font>
  7662.  
  7663. 1763
  7664. 01:20:22,640 --> 01:20:23,709
  7665. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's racist.</font>
  7666.  
  7667. 1764
  7668. 01:20:23,920 --> 01:20:25,638
  7669. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I've seen Korean dicks bigger than you.</font>
  7670.  
  7671. 1765
  7672. 01:20:25,840 --> 01:20:28,354
  7673. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, after finding it,
  7674. the guy brought it to me,</font>
  7675.  
  7676. 1766
  7677. 01:20:28,520 --> 01:20:31,496
  7678. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and he said, "Do your due diligence in
  7679. getting this dick where it's got to go."</font>
  7680.  
  7681. 1767
  7682. 01:20:31,520 --> 01:20:32,794
  7683. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's what I do.</font>
  7684.  
  7685. 1768
  7686. 01:20:32,960 --> 01:20:35,269
  7687. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm a dick deliverer specialist.</font>
  7688.  
  7689. 1769
  7690. 01:20:35,720 --> 01:20:36,720
  7691. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, DDS?</font>
  7692.  
  7693. 1770
  7694. 01:20:36,960 --> 01:20:38,552
  7695. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Like a dentist but for dicks.</font>
  7696.  
  7697. 1771
  7698. 01:20:39,320 --> 01:20:40,320
  7699. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh...</font>
  7700.  
  7701. 1772
  7702. 01:20:41,000 --> 01:20:43,798
  7703. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So, people are like,
  7704. "Here's a dick. Find a plane."</font>
  7705.  
  7706. 1773
  7707. 01:20:44,640 --> 01:20:46,710
  7708. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's how you do it?
  7709. You're like an Uber for dicks?</font>
  7710.  
  7711. 1774
  7712. 01:20:47,000 --> 01:20:48,680
  7713. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where do you get these jobs?
  7714. On Craigslist?</font>
  7715.  
  7716. 1775
  7717. 01:20:48,840 --> 01:20:50,840
  7718. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, sir, we don't need
  7719. to demean each other here.</font>
  7720.  
  7721. 1776
  7722. 01:20:50,920 --> 01:20:52,400
  7723. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't believe a word you're saying.</font>
  7724.  
  7725. 1777
  7726. 01:20:52,920 --> 01:20:54,194
  7727. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Let me see it.</i></font>
  7728.  
  7729. 1778
  7730. 01:20:54,800 --> 01:20:56,552
  7731. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I have no problem showing you this.</font>
  7732.  
  7733. 1779
  7734. 01:20:56,720 --> 01:20:59,154
  7735. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So if you wanna see it
  7736. then get ready to see.</font>
  7737.  
  7738. 1780
  7739. 01:20:59,520 --> 01:21:01,431
  7740. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Here I go.
  7741. - Go for it.</font>
  7742.  
  7743. 1781
  7744. 01:21:02,760 --> 01:21:05,593
  7745. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! Oh, shit.</font>
  7746.  
  7747. 1782
  7748. 01:21:05,760 --> 01:21:08,194
  7749. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm just kidding. This is my friend.</font>
  7750.  
  7751. 1783
  7752. 01:21:08,560 --> 01:21:10,232
  7753. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh!
  7754. - It's my buddy.</font>
  7755.  
  7756. 1784
  7757. 01:21:10,480 --> 01:21:12,277
  7758. <font face="Comic Sans MS">His name's Snake Gyllenhaal.</font>
  7759.  
  7760. 1785
  7761. 01:21:12,480 --> 01:21:14,471
  7762. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- He guards my lunch.
  7763. - Okay, that's enough.</font>
  7764.  
  7765. 1786
  7766. 01:21:38,200 --> 01:21:39,599
  7767. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gotta be Harris, right?</font>
  7768.  
  7769. 1787
  7770. 01:21:40,880 --> 01:21:41,915
  7771. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What do you mean?</font>
  7772.  
  7773. 1788
  7774. 01:21:42,120 --> 01:21:43,720
  7775. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, she's gotta be The Black Badger.</font>
  7776.  
  7777. 1789
  7778. 01:21:43,800 --> 01:21:45,096
  7779. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's the only thing that makes sense.</font>
  7780.  
  7781. 1790
  7782. 01:21:45,120 --> 01:21:47,000
  7783. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, she's had access
  7784. to the encryption codes</font>
  7785.  
  7786. 1791
  7787. 01:21:47,040 --> 01:21:49,720
  7788. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and she's so hot and bothered about
  7789. pinning this whole thing on you.</font>
  7790.  
  7791. 1792
  7792. 01:21:49,880 --> 01:21:50,949
  7793. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's gotta be her!</font>
  7794.  
  7795. 1793
  7796. 01:21:51,120 --> 01:21:52,633
  7797. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't know, Jet.</font>
  7798.  
  7799. 1794
  7800. 01:21:52,840 --> 01:21:54,720
  7801. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm pretty sure she thinks
  7802. I'm The Black Badger.</font>
  7803.  
  7804. 1795
  7805. 01:21:54,880 --> 01:21:57,056
  7806. <font face="Comic Sans MS">She worked me over pretty good
  7807. in that interrogation room.</font>
  7808.  
  7809. 1796
  7810. 01:21:57,080 --> 01:21:59,496
  7811. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hold on, wait, wait... What's going on?</font>
  7812.  
  7813. 1797
  7814. 01:21:59,520 --> 01:22:01,954
  7815. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>What's that?
  7816. What's going on right now, Bob?</i></font>
  7817.  
  7818. 1798
  7819. 01:22:02,120 --> 01:22:04,401
  7820. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No biggie. We're completely outta gas.</font>
  7821.  
  7822. 1799
  7823. 01:22:04,480 --> 01:22:05,959
  7824. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my... Oh!</font>
  7825.  
  7826. 1800
  7827. 01:22:07,920 --> 01:22:10,195
  7828. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We're going down, Jet!
  7829. There's nothing I can do!</font>
  7830.  
  7831. 1801
  7832. 01:22:10,400 --> 01:22:12,994
  7833. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, shit!
  7834. - Really quickly...</font>
  7835.  
  7836. 1802
  7837. 01:22:13,160 --> 01:22:16,755
  7838. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the one thing
  7839. you wish you'd done in your life?</font>
  7840.  
  7841. 1803
  7842. 01:22:16,920 --> 01:22:19,416
  7843. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The one thing I wish I hadn't done
  7844. is not get in a plane with a guy</font>
  7845.  
  7846. 1804
  7847. 01:22:19,440 --> 01:22:21,351
  7848. <font face="Comic Sans MS">who didn't check the goddamned fuel!</font>
  7849.  
  7850. 1805
  7851. 01:22:21,520 --> 01:22:24,478
  7852. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Why wouldn't you check the fuel?
  7853. - No, something that's real.</font>
  7854.  
  7855. 1806
  7856. 01:22:24,640 --> 01:22:27,074
  7857. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What's the one thing
  7858. you regret not doing for you?</font>
  7859.  
  7860. 1807
  7861. 01:22:27,240 --> 01:22:29,390
  7862. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! I think we're gonna die!</font>
  7863.  
  7864. 1808
  7865. 01:22:34,120 --> 01:22:36,076
  7866. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not having a kid, man!</font>
  7867.  
  7868. 1809
  7869. 01:22:36,600 --> 01:22:37,794
  7870. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Not being a father!</i></font>
  7871.  
  7872. 1810
  7873. 01:22:37,960 --> 01:22:40,315
  7874. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I regret not being a father!</font>
  7875.  
  7876. 1811
  7877. 01:22:40,480 --> 01:22:42,357
  7878. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Maggie, I should've gave you a kid!</i></font>
  7879.  
  7880. 1812
  7881. 01:22:42,560 --> 01:22:44,994
  7882. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've gave you my seed, Maggie!</font>
  7883.  
  7884. 1813
  7885. 01:22:45,160 --> 01:22:46,559
  7886. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I should've!</font>
  7887.  
  7888. 1814
  7889. 01:22:46,720 --> 01:22:48,073
  7890. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm so selfish!</i></font>
  7891.  
  7892. 1815
  7893. 01:22:49,480 --> 01:22:51,471
  7894. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm sorry, Maggie!</i></font>
  7895.  
  7896. 1816
  7897. 01:22:55,640 --> 01:22:57,915
  7898. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That wasn't so hard, right?
  7899. - What?</font>
  7900.  
  7901. 1817
  7902. 01:22:58,080 --> 01:22:59,798
  7903. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, just for the record,</font>
  7904.  
  7905. 1818
  7906. 01:22:59,960 --> 01:23:01,632
  7907. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you'd make a great dad.</font>
  7908.  
  7909. 1819
  7910. 01:23:02,280 --> 01:23:04,077
  7911. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Did you just fake this whole thing?</font>
  7912.  
  7913. 1820
  7914. 01:23:04,760 --> 01:23:05,760
  7915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, kinda.</font>
  7916.  
  7917. 1821
  7918. 01:23:05,920 --> 01:23:07,558
  7919. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You gotta be shitting me glory!</font>
  7920.  
  7921. 1822
  7922. 01:23:07,720 --> 01:23:09,199
  7923. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, not at all.</font>
  7924.  
  7925. 1823
  7926. 01:23:09,360 --> 01:23:11,576
  7927. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just thought that maybe a
  7928. facing-your-own-death situation</font>
  7929.  
  7930. 1824
  7931. 01:23:11,600 --> 01:23:14,672
  7932. <font face="Comic Sans MS">might help motivate you
  7933. to clarify some of your goals in life.</font>
  7934.  
  7935. 1825
  7936. 01:23:14,880 --> 01:23:16,393
  7937. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And, hey, between me and you,</font>
  7938.  
  7939. 1826
  7940. 01:23:16,880 --> 01:23:18,560
  7941. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know you've been struggling
  7942. a little bit.</font>
  7943.  
  7944. 1827
  7945. 01:23:19,000 --> 01:23:21,195
  7946. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know what I'm struggling with
  7947. right now, Bob?</font>
  7948.  
  7949. 1828
  7950. 01:23:21,360 --> 01:23:22,839
  7951. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not whooping your ass.</font>
  7952.  
  7953. 1829
  7954. 01:23:23,000 --> 01:23:25,216
  7955. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, Jet.
  7956. Hey, you're really cute when you cry.</font>
  7957.  
  7958. 1830
  7959. 01:23:25,240 --> 01:23:27,151
  7960. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop it! Enough!</font>
  7961.  
  7962. 1831
  7963. 01:23:40,800 --> 01:23:41,994
  7964. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't get it.</font>
  7965.  
  7966. 1832
  7967. 01:23:42,200 --> 01:23:43,376
  7968. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, if these coordinates are correct,</font>
  7969.  
  7970. 1833
  7971. 01:23:43,400 --> 01:23:45,470
  7972. <font face="Comic Sans MS">we should be standing right on top of it.</font>
  7973.  
  7974. 1834
  7975. 01:23:45,640 --> 01:23:48,518
  7976. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The deal doesn't go down
  7977. for another 30 minutes, Jet,</font>
  7978.  
  7979. 1835
  7980. 01:23:48,680 --> 01:23:51,194
  7981. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- so we're kinda early.
  7982. - No!</font>
  7983.  
  7984. 1836
  7985. 01:23:51,360 --> 01:23:52,896
  7986. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would you do it
  7987. out in the open like this?</font>
  7988.  
  7989. 1837
  7990. 01:23:52,920 --> 01:23:54,433
  7991. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why would you take that risk?</font>
  7992.  
  7993. 1838
  7994. 01:23:54,600 --> 01:23:56,272
  7995. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just doesn't make any sense, man.</font>
  7996.  
  7997. 1839
  7998. 01:23:57,600 --> 01:23:59,272
  7999. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit! Come on.</font>
  8000.  
  8001. 1840
  8002. 01:24:01,320 --> 01:24:02,355
  8003. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait.</font>
  8004.  
  8005. 1841
  8006. 01:24:04,040 --> 01:24:05,917
  8007. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, wait.
  8008. It's not happening up here.</font>
  8009.  
  8010. 1842
  8011. 01:24:07,720 --> 01:24:09,119
  8012. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, it's not. It's...</font>
  8013.  
  8014. 1843
  8015. 01:24:12,000 --> 01:24:14,560
  8016. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, it's happening beneath us. Look.</font>
  8017.  
  8018. 1844
  8019. 01:24:14,720 --> 01:24:16,597
  8020. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's an underground parking garage.</i></font>
  8021.  
  8022. 1845
  8023. 01:24:17,520 --> 01:24:18,953
  8024. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's a good eye, Jet.</font>
  8025.  
  8026. 1846
  8027. 01:24:19,480 --> 01:24:21,710
  8028. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you stay up here?
  8029. Keep overwatch.</font>
  8030.  
  8031. 1847
  8032. 01:24:21,880 --> 01:24:23,480
  8033. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll go down there and check things out.</font>
  8034.  
  8035. 1848
  8036. 01:24:23,520 --> 01:24:25,351
  8037. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, what? No, I'm going with you.</font>
  8038.  
  8039. 1849
  8040. 01:24:25,520 --> 01:24:28,273
  8041. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You can't go with me.
  8042. The smarter play is if we split up.</font>
  8043.  
  8044. 1850
  8045. 01:24:28,440 --> 01:24:29,634
  8046. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Smarter play for who?</font>
  8047.  
  8048. 1851
  8049. 01:24:30,080 --> 01:24:31,896
  8050. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Do you know what happens
  8051. when people split up, Bob?</font>
  8052.  
  8053. 1852
  8054. 01:24:31,920 --> 01:24:32,955
  8055. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Somebody dies!</font>
  8056.  
  8057. 1853
  8058. 01:24:33,120 --> 01:24:34,560
  8059. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'd be the one to die. You know why?</font>
  8060.  
  8061. 1854
  8062. 01:24:34,680 --> 01:24:37,160
  8063. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Because I don't have a bulletproof vest
  8064. and I don't have a gun!</font>
  8065.  
  8066. 1855
  8067. 01:24:37,240 --> 01:24:39,000
  8068. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Which means that you
  8069. are my bulletproof vest!</font>
  8070.  
  8071. 1856
  8072. 01:24:39,040 --> 01:24:41,576
  8073. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My little black ass is gonna stay
  8074. behind you, you're not leaving me!</font>
  8075.  
  8076. 1857
  8077. 01:24:41,600 --> 01:24:43,477
  8078. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's exactly why
  8079. you should stay up here.</font>
  8080.  
  8081. 1858
  8082. 01:24:43,680 --> 01:24:46,136
  8083. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, if you went down
  8084. in that garage and you got shot to death,</font>
  8085.  
  8086. 1859
  8087. 01:24:46,160 --> 01:24:47,320
  8088. <font face="Comic Sans MS">you know how hurt I would be?</font>
  8089.  
  8090. 1860
  8091. 01:24:47,480 --> 01:24:49,160
  8092. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'd be super bummed out!
  8093. I don't want that.</font>
  8094.  
  8095. 1861
  8096. 01:24:49,280 --> 01:24:50,872
  8097. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's safer for you up here.</font>
  8098.  
  8099. 1862
  8100. 01:24:51,040 --> 01:24:53,056
  8101. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If something happened up here,
  8102. what am I supposed to do, Bob?</font>
  8103.  
  8104. 1863
  8105. 01:24:53,080 --> 01:24:55,196
  8106. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How do I get your attention?
  8107. Make a bird call?</font>
  8108.  
  8109. 1864
  8110. 01:24:57,520 --> 01:24:59,590
  8111. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Does that sound like a bird to you? Huh?</font>
  8112.  
  8113. 1865
  8114. 01:24:59,760 --> 01:25:01,776
  8115. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my biggest weakness!
  8116. I can't make bird noises.</font>
  8117.  
  8118. 1866
  8119. 01:25:01,800 --> 01:25:02,835
  8120. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I never could.</font>
  8121.  
  8122. 1867
  8123. 01:25:03,000 --> 01:25:04,752
  8124. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So if that's what
  8125. I gotta depend on to live,</font>
  8126.  
  8127. 1868
  8128. 01:25:04,920 --> 01:25:07,753
  8129. <font face="Comic Sans MS">it means I'm gonna die!
  8130. I'mma die up here, by myself</font>
  8131.  
  8132. 1869
  8133. 01:25:07,920 --> 01:25:10,229
  8134. <font face="Comic Sans MS">sounding like a dead-ass pigeon.</font>
  8135.  
  8136. 1870
  8137. 01:25:12,000 --> 01:25:14,594
  8138. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I have no idea what a pigeon...
  8139. - Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet, Jet!</font>
  8140.  
  8141. 1871
  8142. 01:25:14,760 --> 01:25:16,432
  8143. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to make bird noises.</font>
  8144.  
  8145. 1872
  8146. 01:25:16,600 --> 01:25:17,736
  8147. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't have to sound like a pigeon.</font>
  8148.  
  8149. 1873
  8150. 01:25:17,760 --> 01:25:20,593
  8151. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All you gotta do
  8152. is call me on the encrypted phone</font>
  8153.  
  8154. 1874
  8155. 01:25:20,800 --> 01:25:22,597
  8156. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that's in your hand.</font>
  8157.  
  8158. 1875
  8159. 01:25:27,200 --> 01:25:28,553
  8160. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay?
  8161. - Okay, yeah.</font>
  8162.  
  8163. 1876
  8164. 01:25:29,040 --> 01:25:30,393
  8165. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'll be right back.
  8166. - Okay.</font>
  8167.  
  8168. 1877
  8169. 01:25:30,600 --> 01:25:31,749
  8170. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right?</font>
  8171.  
  8172. 1878
  8173. 01:25:32,000 --> 01:25:33,194
  8174. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jet.</font>
  8175.  
  8176. 1879
  8177. 01:25:34,720 --> 01:25:36,392
  8178. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>
  8179.  
  8180. 1880
  8181. 01:25:37,240 --> 01:25:38,240
  8182. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah.</font>
  8183.  
  8184. 1881
  8185. 01:25:38,560 --> 01:25:39,560
  8186. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah.</i></font>
  8187.  
  8188. 1882
  8189. 01:26:05,720 --> 01:26:06,789
  8190. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're early.</font>
  8191.  
  8192. 1883
  8193. 01:26:07,480 --> 01:26:09,072
  8194. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So are you.</font>
  8195.  
  8196. 1884
  8197. 01:26:11,720 --> 01:26:13,073
  8198. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
  8199.  
  8200. 1885
  8201. 01:26:23,760 --> 01:26:25,079
  8202. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Oh, my God!</i></font>
  8203.  
  8204. 1886
  8205. 01:26:28,920 --> 01:26:30,797
  8206. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God.</font>
  8207.  
  8208. 1887
  8209. 01:26:31,640 --> 01:26:32,640
  8210. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I knew it.</i></font>
  8211.  
  8212. 1888
  8213. 01:26:32,800 --> 01:26:35,155
  8214. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I knew it. I knew
  8215. she was The Black Badger!</font>
  8216.  
  8217. 1889
  8218. 01:26:35,320 --> 01:26:36,958
  8219. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>
  8220.  
  8221. 1890
  8222. 01:26:37,480 --> 01:26:39,600
  8223. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Pick up the phone. Pick up the phone.</font>
  8224.  
  8225. 1891
  8226. 01:26:39,760 --> 01:26:40,760
  8227. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yello?</i></font>
  8228.  
  8229. 1892
  8230. 01:26:40,960 --> 01:26:43,554
  8231. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, Harris is The Black Badger!</font>
  8232.  
  8233. 1893
  8234. 01:26:43,760 --> 01:26:44,760
  8235. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hello?</i></font>
  8236.  
  8237. 1894
  8238. 01:26:45,120 --> 01:26:46,519
  8239. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>
  8240.  
  8241. 1895
  8242. 01:26:46,720 --> 01:26:47,755
  8243. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I can't hear you.</i></font>
  8244.  
  8245. 1896
  8246. 01:26:47,920 --> 01:26:49,751
  8247. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>
  8248.  
  8249. 1897
  8250. 01:26:51,120 --> 01:26:53,634
  8251. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Just kidding! I'm not here.
  8252. Leave a message at the beep.</i></font>
  8253.  
  8254. 1898
  8255. 01:26:53,800 --> 01:26:54,920
  8256. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What?</font>
  8257.  
  8258. 1899
  8259. 01:27:05,120 --> 01:27:06,633
  8260. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh. Harris is
  8261. The Black Badger!</font>
  8262.  
  8263. 1900
  8264. 01:27:06,800 --> 01:27:08,438
  8265. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Harris is The Black Badger!</font>
  8266.  
  8267. 1901
  8268. 01:27:08,600 --> 01:27:10,909
  8269. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I knew it. I knew it.
  8270. Harris is The Black Badger!</font>
  8271.  
  8272. 1902
  8273. 01:27:12,120 --> 01:27:14,236
  8274. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob! Harris is The...</font>
  8275.  
  8276. 1903
  8277. 01:27:15,720 --> 01:27:16,720
  8278. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who is he?</font>
  8279.  
  8280. 1904
  8281. 01:27:17,160 --> 01:27:18,160
  8282. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my partner.</font>
  8283.  
  8284. 1905
  8285. 01:27:32,040 --> 01:27:33,598
  8286. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like splitting my fees.</font>
  8287.  
  8288. 1906
  8289. 01:27:35,280 --> 01:27:38,431
  8290. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The package. Please.</font>
  8291.  
  8292. 1907
  8293. 01:27:39,600 --> 01:27:41,238
  8294. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thought you'd never ask.</font>
  8295.  
  8296. 1908
  8297. 01:27:41,480 --> 01:27:44,870
  8298. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait! You're making a mistake.</font>
  8299.  
  8300. 1909
  8301. 01:27:46,440 --> 01:27:48,112
  8302. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hello, Bob.</font>
  8303.  
  8304. 1910
  8305. 01:27:49,800 --> 01:27:51,392
  8306. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But you're dead.</font>
  8307.  
  8308. 1911
  8309. 01:27:51,560 --> 01:27:53,596
  8310. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Not as much as people think.</font>
  8311.  
  8312. 1912
  8313. 01:27:54,360 --> 01:27:57,113
  8314. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Look, he's not The Black Badger...</font>
  8315.  
  8316. 1913
  8317. 01:27:57,800 --> 01:27:58,800
  8318. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I am.</font>
  8319.  
  8320. 1914
  8321. 01:27:59,000 --> 01:28:01,116
  8322. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And those aren't the encryption codes,</font>
  8323.  
  8324. 1915
  8325. 01:28:01,280 --> 01:28:02,599
  8326. <font face="Comic Sans MS">these are.</font>
  8327.  
  8328. 1916
  8329. 01:28:02,760 --> 01:28:03,875
  8330. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's lying to you.</font>
  8331.  
  8332. 1917
  8333. 01:28:04,040 --> 01:28:05,519
  8334. <font face="Comic Sans MS">This man is a CIA agent,</font>
  8335.  
  8336. 1918
  8337. 01:28:05,880 --> 01:28:07,480
  8338. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and he's trying to sell you bogus plans.</font>
  8339.  
  8340. 1919
  8341. 01:28:14,720 --> 01:28:15,755
  8342. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Damn.</font>
  8343.  
  8344. 1920
  8345. 01:28:17,720 --> 01:28:19,039
  8346. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ow, ow.</font>
  8347.  
  8348. 1921
  8349. 01:28:22,640 --> 01:28:23,709
  8350. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He shot me.</font>
  8351.  
  8352. 1922
  8353. 01:28:27,640 --> 01:28:29,790
  8354. <font face="Comic Sans MS">These are the real codes</font>
  8355.  
  8356. 1923
  8357. 01:28:30,640 --> 01:28:32,232
  8358. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and I am the real Black Badger.</font>
  8359.  
  8360. 1924
  8361. 01:28:36,360 --> 01:28:37,839
  8362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob is The Black Badger.</font>
  8363.  
  8364. 1925
  8365. 01:28:39,520 --> 01:28:40,816
  8366. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob is The Black Badger.</font>
  8367.  
  8368. 1926
  8369. 01:28:40,840 --> 01:28:42,910
  8370. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I am The Black Badger.</font>
  8371.  
  8372. 1927
  8373. 01:28:43,400 --> 01:28:44,594
  8374. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Phil?</font>
  8375.  
  8376. 1928
  8377. 01:28:45,840 --> 01:28:48,400
  8378. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I'm The Black Badger.</font>
  8379.  
  8380. 1929
  8381. 01:28:48,560 --> 01:28:51,552
  8382. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm starting to think
  8383. I might be The Black Badger.</font>
  8384.  
  8385. 1930
  8386. 01:28:53,800 --> 01:28:55,438
  8387. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here's the thing.</font>
  8388.  
  8389. 1931
  8390. 01:28:55,640 --> 01:28:58,712
  8391. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I have no idea
  8392. who is the real Black Badger.</font>
  8393.  
  8394. 1932
  8395. 01:28:59,760 --> 01:29:01,273
  8396. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And I don't care.</font>
  8397.  
  8398. 1933
  8399. 01:29:01,480 --> 01:29:02,959
  8400. <font face="Comic Sans MS">'Cause I'm The Honey Badger.</font>
  8401.  
  8402. 1934
  8403. 01:29:03,120 --> 01:29:05,031
  8404. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And The Honey Badger doesn't give a shit.</font>
  8405.  
  8406. 1935
  8407. 01:29:05,200 --> 01:29:06,792
  8408. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The Honey Badger's nasty.</font>
  8409.  
  8410. 1936
  8411. 01:29:06,960 --> 01:29:09,633
  8412. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's so nasty, he'll take them both.</font>
  8413.  
  8414. 1937
  8415. 01:29:10,160 --> 01:29:11,480
  8416. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hand them over.</font>
  8417.  
  8418. 1938
  8419. 01:29:11,720 --> 01:29:13,915
  8420. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Phil, when this thing is over,</font>
  8421.  
  8422. 1939
  8423. 01:29:14,080 --> 01:29:18,119
  8424. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm going to rip your throat out
  8425. like Patrick Swayze in Road House.</font>
  8426.  
  8427. 1940
  8428. 01:29:18,280 --> 01:29:19,760
  8429. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. You and Road House.</font>
  8430.  
  8431. 1941
  8432. 01:29:19,800 --> 01:29:20,835
  8433. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get over that movie.</font>
  8434.  
  8435. 1942
  8436. 01:29:21,040 --> 01:29:22,758
  8437. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It sucked then, it sucks now.</font>
  8438.  
  8439. 1943
  8440. 01:29:23,280 --> 01:29:24,599
  8441. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck Patrick Swayze!</font>
  8442.  
  8443. 1944
  8444. 01:29:25,600 --> 01:29:26,715
  8445. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How dare you!</font>
  8446.  
  8447. 1945
  8448. 01:29:32,040 --> 01:29:33,439
  8449. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Drop your weapons!</font>
  8450.  
  8451. 1946
  8452. 01:29:39,200 --> 01:29:40,235
  8453. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh! Oh, shit!</font>
  8454.  
  8455. 1947
  8456. 01:29:52,560 --> 01:29:53,709
  8457. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The codes.</font>
  8458.  
  8459. 1948
  8460. 01:29:54,120 --> 01:29:55,235
  8461. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Don't do it.</font>
  8462.  
  8463. 1949
  8464. 01:29:55,880 --> 01:29:56,949
  8465. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stupid.</font>
  8466.  
  8467. 1950
  8468. 01:29:59,400 --> 01:30:00,400
  8469. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  8470.  
  8471. 1951
  8472. 01:30:00,960 --> 01:30:01,995
  8473. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One,</font>
  8474.  
  8475. 1952
  8476. 01:30:03,040 --> 01:30:04,040
  8477. <font face="Comic Sans MS">two,</font>
  8478.  
  8479. 1953
  8480. 01:30:05,400 --> 01:30:06,400
  8481. <font face="Comic Sans MS">three! Shit!</font>
  8482.  
  8483. 1954
  8484. 01:30:11,720 --> 01:30:13,392
  8485. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh-oh! Oh!</font>
  8486.  
  8487. 1955
  8488. 01:30:13,920 --> 01:30:14,920
  8489. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No!</font>
  8490.  
  8491. 1956
  8492. 01:30:15,400 --> 01:30:16,515
  8493. <font face="Comic Sans MS">He's got the codes!</font>
  8494.  
  8495. 1957
  8496. 01:30:51,520 --> 01:30:52,520
  8497. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo!</font>
  8498.  
  8499. 1958
  8500. 01:30:52,960 --> 01:30:54,598
  8501. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, this is crazy, right?</font>
  8502.  
  8503. 1959
  8504. 01:30:54,960 --> 01:30:56,256
  8505. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You stay the hell away from me, Bob!</font>
  8506.  
  8507. 1960
  8508. 01:30:56,280 --> 01:30:57,554
  8509. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You shot me in the neck!</i></font>
  8510.  
  8511. 1961
  8512. 01:31:00,600 --> 01:31:01,600
  8513. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet!</font>
  8514.  
  8515. 1962
  8516. 01:31:22,880 --> 01:31:23,915
  8517. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  8518.  
  8519. 1963
  8520. 01:31:28,320 --> 01:31:30,470
  8521. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet for the win!</font>
  8522.  
  8523. 1964
  8524. 01:31:32,120 --> 01:31:33,633
  8525. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No. Shit!</font>
  8526.  
  8527. 1965
  8528. 01:31:33,840 --> 01:31:35,193
  8529. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Drop your weapon, Bob.</font>
  8530.  
  8531. 1966
  8532. 01:31:36,400 --> 01:31:37,400
  8533. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit!</font>
  8534.  
  8535. 1967
  8536. 01:31:37,560 --> 01:31:39,118
  8537. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Get behind me, Mr. Joyner.</font>
  8538.  
  8539. 1968
  8540. 01:31:39,560 --> 01:31:40,913
  8541. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Ah, you don't wanna do that, Jet.</font>
  8542.  
  8543. 1969
  8544. 01:31:41,160 --> 01:31:42,434
  8545. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's obvious he's the bad guy.</font>
  8546.  
  8547. 1970
  8548. 01:31:42,640 --> 01:31:44,216
  8549. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm the good guy. You wanna get behind me.</font>
  8550.  
  8551. 1971
  8552. 01:31:44,240 --> 01:31:46,071
  8553. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Agent Harris had me go dark</font>
  8554.  
  8555. 1972
  8556. 01:31:46,240 --> 01:31:49,312
  8557. <font face="Comic Sans MS">to get Bob to reveal himself
  8558. as The Black Badger.</font>
  8559.  
  8560. 1973
  8561. 01:31:49,520 --> 01:31:51,256
  8562. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You don't seriously
  8563. believe this guy, do you?</font>
  8564.  
  8565. 1974
  8566. 01:31:51,280 --> 01:31:52,440
  8567. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna get behind me, Jet.</font>
  8568.  
  8569. 1975
  8570. 01:31:52,600 --> 01:31:54,318
  8571. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You betrayed your nation, Bob.</font>
  8572.  
  8573. 1976
  8574. 01:31:54,680 --> 01:31:56,989
  8575. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You betrayed your partner, Phil.</font>
  8576.  
  8577. 1977
  8578. 01:31:57,160 --> 01:32:00,516
  8579. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, no, wait! Everybody just stop!</font>
  8580.  
  8581. 1978
  8582. 01:32:00,680 --> 01:32:01,715
  8583. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Cut the shit!</font>
  8584.  
  8585. 1979
  8586. 01:32:02,280 --> 01:32:03,918
  8587. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma cut the line right now!</font>
  8588.  
  8589. 1980
  8590. 01:32:04,120 --> 01:32:05,473
  8591. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I cut the shit!</font>
  8592.  
  8593. 1981
  8594. 01:32:05,640 --> 01:32:07,517
  8595. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hear me? Now I don't care
  8596. who betrayed who.</font>
  8597.  
  8598. 1982
  8599. 01:32:07,680 --> 01:32:09,113
  8600. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay? I just don't wanna get hurt!</font>
  8601.  
  8602. 1983
  8603. 01:32:09,560 --> 01:32:12,074
  8604. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So there ain't gonna be no... Shit!</font>
  8605.  
  8606. 1984
  8607. 01:32:20,960 --> 01:32:21,960
  8608. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on.</font>
  8609.  
  8610. 1985
  8611. 01:32:37,840 --> 01:32:38,840
  8612. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shi...</font>
  8613.  
  8614. 1986
  8615. 01:32:43,520 --> 01:32:44,520
  8616. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Shit.</font>
  8617.  
  8618. 1987
  8619. 01:33:03,240 --> 01:33:05,310
  8620. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Smart move, Mr. Joyner.</font>
  8621.  
  8622. 1988
  8623. 01:33:05,480 --> 01:33:07,755
  8624. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You've done your country a great service.</font>
  8625.  
  8626. 1989
  8627. 01:33:07,920 --> 01:33:10,115
  8628. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Now, hand me the firearm</font>
  8629.  
  8630. 1990
  8631. 01:33:10,280 --> 01:33:13,511
  8632. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and we'll turn over
  8633. the satellite codes together.</font>
  8634.  
  8635. 1991
  8636. 01:33:13,920 --> 01:33:17,515
  8637. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stay right there, man.
  8638. Don't you take another step.</font>
  8639.  
  8640. 1992
  8641. 01:33:17,760 --> 01:33:20,069
  8642. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just because I shot him
  8643. does not mean I trust you.</font>
  8644.  
  8645. 1993
  8646. 01:33:20,480 --> 01:33:21,629
  8647. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We don't have time for this.</font>
  8648.  
  8649. 1994
  8650. 01:33:21,840 --> 01:33:24,593
  8651. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stop! I said, "Stop."</font>
  8652.  
  8653. 1995
  8654. 01:33:25,360 --> 01:33:27,112
  8655. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Aw, whoopsie.</font>
  8656.  
  8657. 1996
  8658. 01:33:31,320 --> 01:33:33,356
  8659. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Nice throw, bitch.</font>
  8660.  
  8661. 1997
  8662. 01:33:38,080 --> 01:33:42,596
  8663. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You wanna know why your pal Bob
  8664. could never have been The Black Badger?</font>
  8665.  
  8666. 1998
  8667. 01:33:43,760 --> 01:33:45,876
  8668. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's because he's too weak.</font>
  8669.  
  8670. 1999
  8671. 01:33:46,040 --> 01:33:48,349
  8672. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And if I had to hear
  8673. another goddamned story</font>
  8674.  
  8675. 2000
  8676. 01:33:48,520 --> 01:33:51,717
  8677. <font face="Comic Sans MS">about Calvin "The Golden Jet" Joyner</font>
  8678.  
  8679. 2001
  8680. 01:33:51,880 --> 01:33:54,030
  8681. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and how awesome you were in high school</font>
  8682.  
  8683. 2002
  8684. 01:33:54,200 --> 01:33:56,794
  8685. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and how you were
  8686. this big idiot's best friend,</font>
  8687.  
  8688. 2003
  8689. 01:33:56,960 --> 01:33:58,473
  8690. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I was just gonna lose it.</font>
  8691.  
  8692. 2004
  8693. 01:33:59,760 --> 01:34:03,070
  8694. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Looking at you right now,
  8695. you don't seem so cool.</font>
  8696.  
  8697. 2005
  8698. 01:34:03,280 --> 01:34:06,716
  8699. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You just seem like a regular guy.</font>
  8700.  
  8701. 2006
  8702. 01:34:07,160 --> 01:34:08,593
  8703. <font face="Comic Sans MS">An everyday Joe.</font>
  8704.  
  8705. 2007
  8706. 01:34:09,480 --> 01:34:13,075
  8707. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You know, faking my own death
  8708. was the easy part.</font>
  8709.  
  8710. 2008
  8711. 01:34:13,960 --> 01:34:17,236
  8712. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But dealing with Bob, day after day,
  8713. was the hard part.</i></font>
  8714.  
  8715. 2009
  8716. 01:34:17,400 --> 01:34:18,400
  8717. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, Phil.</font>
  8718.  
  8719. 2010
  8720. 01:34:18,560 --> 01:34:19,629
  8721. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What, Bob?</font>
  8722.  
  8723. 2011
  8724. 01:34:20,560 --> 01:34:22,391
  8725. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>
  8726.  
  8727. 2012
  8728. 01:34:23,080 --> 01:34:25,389
  8729. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, I hope we don't. All right?</font>
  8730.  
  8731. 2013
  8732. 01:34:25,560 --> 01:34:27,118
  8733. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just, no. Bye, bye, bye.</font>
  8734.  
  8735. 2014
  8736. 01:34:27,280 --> 01:34:28,280
  8737. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just go.</font>
  8738.  
  8739. 2015
  8740. 01:34:28,440 --> 01:34:31,159
  8741. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I made up the Black Badger,
  8742. rigged up a blood bag</i></font>
  8743.  
  8744. 2016
  8745. 01:34:31,320 --> 01:34:32,480
  8746. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and that big dummy bought it.</i></font>
  8747.  
  8748. 2017
  8749. 01:34:32,640 --> 01:34:33,789
  8750. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
  8751.  
  8752. 2018
  8753. 01:34:34,000 --> 01:34:35,911
  8754. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no! Hang on, buddy.</font>
  8755.  
  8756. 2019
  8757. 01:34:36,520 --> 01:34:38,040
  8758. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, there's some sort of bomb in here.</font>
  8759.  
  8760. 2020
  8761. 01:34:38,080 --> 01:34:39,957
  8762. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're pushing it closed, I think.</font>
  8763.  
  8764. 2021
  8765. 01:34:40,120 --> 01:34:42,190
  8766. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, no, no. Sorry.
  8767. - No, don't give up!</font>
  8768.  
  8769. 2022
  8770. 01:34:42,400 --> 01:34:43,400
  8771. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bye, Bob.</font>
  8772.  
  8773. 2023
  8774. 01:34:44,440 --> 01:34:46,749
  8775. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I'm getting away with
  8776. a half a billion dollars.</i></font>
  8777.  
  8778. 2024
  8779. 01:34:46,920 --> 01:34:50,356
  8780. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And Boy Scout Bob is gonna
  8781. spend his life in prison.</i></font>
  8782.  
  8783. 2025
  8784. 01:34:50,520 --> 01:34:52,112
  8785. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Ain't America great?</i></font>
  8786.  
  8787. 2026
  8788. 01:34:52,920 --> 01:34:57,436
  8789. <font face="Comic Sans MS">So now you're gonna be
  8790. the second partner of Bob's to die.</font>
  8791.  
  8792. 2027
  8793. 01:34:57,600 --> 01:34:58,600
  8794. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just relax.</font>
  8795.  
  8796. 2028
  8797. 01:34:58,760 --> 01:35:01,354
  8798. <font face="Comic Sans MS">On your knees, Golden Jet.</font>
  8799.  
  8800. 2029
  8801. 01:35:11,080 --> 01:35:12,274
  8802. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell was that?</font>
  8803.  
  8804. 2030
  8805. 01:35:14,120 --> 01:35:15,758
  8806. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Golden Jet flip.</font>
  8807.  
  8808. 2031
  8809. 01:35:16,280 --> 01:35:19,192
  8810. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah? Well, you really suck at it.</font>
  8811.  
  8812. 2032
  8813. 01:35:19,400 --> 01:35:20,628
  8814. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I know.</font>
  8815.  
  8816. 2033
  8817. 01:35:20,800 --> 01:35:22,472
  8818. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Then why'd you do it?</font>
  8819.  
  8820. 2034
  8821. 01:35:22,640 --> 01:35:23,640
  8822. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Distraction.</font>
  8823.  
  8824. 2035
  8825. 01:35:27,680 --> 01:35:29,080
  8826. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, you just pulled his throat out!</font>
  8827.  
  8828. 2036
  8829. 01:35:31,480 --> 01:35:33,198
  8830. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll see you on the other side.</font>
  8831.  
  8832. 2037
  8833. 01:35:38,320 --> 01:35:40,056
  8834. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Jet, come here.
  8835. Give me your hand, old buddy.</font>
  8836.  
  8837. 2038
  8838. 01:35:40,080 --> 01:35:41,798
  8839. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, shit! Get that away from me!</font>
  8840.  
  8841. 2039
  8842. 01:35:42,000 --> 01:35:43,149
  8843. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Sorry, Jet.</font>
  8844.  
  8845. 2040
  8846. 01:35:44,200 --> 01:35:46,475
  8847. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come here, Jet.
  8848. That was a trachea.</font>
  8849.  
  8850. 2041
  8851. 01:35:46,640 --> 01:35:48,153
  8852. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Great distraction, man!</font>
  8853.  
  8854. 2042
  8855. 01:35:48,320 --> 01:35:49,753
  8856. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Sorry I had to shoot you, Jet.</i></font>
  8857.  
  8858. 2043
  8859. 01:35:49,920 --> 01:35:51,638
  8860. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It was the only way
  8861. I could save your life.</i></font>
  8862.  
  8863. 2044
  8864. 01:35:51,800 --> 01:35:53,995
  8865. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But when you shot me
  8866. to get Phil to confess</font>
  8867.  
  8868. 2045
  8869. 01:35:54,160 --> 01:35:55,479
  8870. <font face="Comic Sans MS">that he was The Black Badger,</font>
  8871.  
  8872. 2046
  8873. 01:35:55,680 --> 01:35:57,636
  8874. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>that was some next-level-type shit!</i></font>
  8875.  
  8876. 2047
  8877. 01:35:57,800 --> 01:36:01,554
  8878. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, no.
  8879. I'm glad you see it the way I saw it.</font>
  8880.  
  8881. 2048
  8882. 01:36:01,720 --> 01:36:03,676
  8883. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That was my plan the whole time. So...</font>
  8884.  
  8885. 2049
  8886. 01:36:03,840 --> 01:36:05,512
  8887. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>You are a natural for this line of work.</i></font>
  8888.  
  8889. 2050
  8890. 01:36:05,680 --> 01:36:07,176
  8891. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I mean, you're smart,
  8892. you got the skill set,</font>
  8893.  
  8894. 2051
  8895. 01:36:07,200 --> 01:36:08,235
  8896. <font face="Comic Sans MS">you're a people person</font>
  8897.  
  8898. 2052
  8899. 01:36:08,400 --> 01:36:11,676
  8900. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and you already got a dope-ass code name,
  8901. "The Golden Jet!" What?</font>
  8902.  
  8903. 2053
  8904. 01:36:11,840 --> 01:36:13,736
  8905. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But in the meantime,
  8906. we gotta get those encryption codes</i></font>
  8907.  
  8908. 2054
  8909. 01:36:13,760 --> 01:36:15,680
  8910. <font face="Comic Sans MS">over to Harris right away
  8911. or we're gonna be late.</font>
  8912.  
  8913. 2055
  8914. 01:36:15,840 --> 01:36:18,195
  8915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What are you talking about? Late for what?</font>
  8916.  
  8917. 2056
  8918. 01:36:20,200 --> 01:36:25,115
  8919. <font face="Comic Sans MS">The reunion, dude. What-what!
  8920. This shit's on!</font>
  8921.  
  8922. 2057
  8923. 01:36:27,080 --> 01:36:29,036
  8924. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob. Damn it.</font>
  8925.  
  8926. 2058
  8927. 01:36:52,560 --> 01:36:53,560
  8928. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob!</font>
  8929.  
  8930. 2059
  8931. 01:36:53,720 --> 01:36:54,720
  8932. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One more thing.</font>
  8933.  
  8934. 2060
  8935. 01:36:54,880 --> 01:36:56,480
  8936. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thanks for securing the satellite codes.</font>
  8937.  
  8938. 2061
  8939. 01:36:56,640 --> 01:36:58,153
  8940. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You really saved my ass.</font>
  8941.  
  8942. 2062
  8943. 01:36:58,320 --> 01:36:59,389
  8944. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your country thanks you.</font>
  8945.  
  8946. 2063
  8947. 01:37:00,000 --> 01:37:01,000
  8948. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just doing my job.</font>
  8949.  
  8950. 2064
  8951. 01:37:01,040 --> 01:37:03,918
  8952. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm really sorry about your hand.
  8953. I hope you know that wasn't personal.</font>
  8954.  
  8955. 2065
  8956. 01:37:04,080 --> 01:37:05,800
  8957. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, no hard feelings at all, Pam.</font>
  8958.  
  8959. 2066
  8960. 01:37:06,200 --> 01:37:07,679
  8961. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Besides, everybody makes mistakes.</font>
  8962.  
  8963. 2067
  8964. 01:37:07,880 --> 01:37:09,871
  8965. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin, here, thought
  8966. you were The Black Badger.</font>
  8967.  
  8968. 2068
  8969. 01:37:11,840 --> 01:37:13,080
  8970. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't... No, I don't think...</font>
  8971.  
  8972. 2069
  8973. 01:37:13,120 --> 01:37:15,616
  8974. <font face="Comic Sans MS">When we were in the plane,
  8975. you said, "Hey, Harris is the Black..."</font>
  8976.  
  8977. 2070
  8978. 01:37:15,640 --> 01:37:17,520
  8979. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I think you should... Maybe I...</font>
  8980.  
  8981. 2071
  8982. 01:37:17,800 --> 01:37:20,553
  8983. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mr. Joyner, it was a pleasure
  8984. working with you.</font>
  8985.  
  8986. 2072
  8987. 01:37:20,720 --> 01:37:23,439
  8988. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If you ever want a career change,
  8989. you give me a call.</font>
  8990.  
  8991. 2073
  8992. 01:37:24,160 --> 01:37:26,496
  8993. <font face="Comic Sans MS">If I were to give you a call,
  8994. how would I get in touch with you?</font>
  8995.  
  8996. 2074
  8997. 01:37:26,520 --> 01:37:28,351
  8998. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Just pick up any phone in your house.</font>
  8999.  
  9000. 2075
  9001. 01:37:28,520 --> 01:37:29,635
  9002. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They're all bugged.</font>
  9003.  
  9004. 2076
  9005. 01:37:31,320 --> 01:37:33,038
  9006. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're crazy. Hey, you're crazy!</font>
  9007.  
  9008. 2077
  9009. 01:37:33,600 --> 01:37:35,511
  9010. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a good one.</font>
  9011.  
  9012. 2078
  9013. 01:37:35,680 --> 01:37:38,114
  9014. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin! I got your text
  9015. and came right over.</font>
  9016.  
  9017. 2079
  9018. 01:37:38,280 --> 01:37:41,397
  9019. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where the hell have you been?
  9020. Why did you get out of a helicopter?</font>
  9021.  
  9022. 2080
  9023. 01:37:41,840 --> 01:37:43,398
  9024. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, uh, Maggie.</font>
  9025.  
  9026. 2081
  9027. 01:37:43,560 --> 01:37:44,675
  9028. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Uh, hi!</font>
  9029.  
  9030. 2082
  9031. 01:37:45,120 --> 01:37:46,712
  9032. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Babe, why is Dr. Dan with you?</font>
  9033.  
  9034. 2083
  9035. 01:37:47,120 --> 01:37:48,155
  9036. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well... Uh...</font>
  9037.  
  9038. 2084
  9039. 01:37:48,520 --> 01:37:49,873
  9040. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's not Dr. Dan.</font>
  9041.  
  9042. 2085
  9043. 01:37:50,040 --> 01:37:52,315
  9044. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Allow me to properly introduce myself.</font>
  9045.  
  9046. 2086
  9047. 01:37:52,480 --> 01:37:53,629
  9048. <font face="Comic Sans MS">My name is Bob Stone,</font>
  9049.  
  9050. 2087
  9051. 01:37:54,200 --> 01:37:56,873
  9052. <font face="Comic Sans MS">the artist formerly known as
  9053. Robbie Wheirdicht.</font>
  9054.  
  9055. 2088
  9056. 01:37:57,040 --> 01:37:58,075
  9057. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I work for the CIA.</font>
  9058.  
  9059. 2089
  9060. 01:37:58,240 --> 01:38:00,376
  9061. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I roped your husband
  9062. into helping me track down a traitor,</font>
  9063.  
  9064. 2090
  9065. 01:38:00,400 --> 01:38:03,198
  9066. <font face="Comic Sans MS">who was gonna sell
  9067. military state secrets to a terrorist.</font>
  9068.  
  9069. 2091
  9070. 01:38:03,360 --> 01:38:04,918
  9071. <font face="Comic Sans MS">We did all that, we stopped them,</font>
  9072.  
  9073. 2092
  9074. 01:38:05,080 --> 01:38:07,196
  9075. <font face="Comic Sans MS">we saved the free world, and here we are.</font>
  9076.  
  9077. 2093
  9078. 01:38:09,040 --> 01:38:10,393
  9079. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What the hell is going on?</font>
  9080.  
  9081. 2094
  9082. 01:38:10,560 --> 01:38:12,198
  9083. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, listen, listen.</font>
  9084.  
  9085. 2095
  9086. 01:38:12,400 --> 01:38:14,391
  9087. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been a fool. All right?</font>
  9088.  
  9089. 2096
  9090. 01:38:14,560 --> 01:38:16,551
  9091. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought that my life was a failure.</font>
  9092.  
  9093. 2097
  9094. 01:38:16,720 --> 01:38:19,029
  9095. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I thought that it wasn't special.
  9096. But it is special.</font>
  9097.  
  9098. 2098
  9099. 01:38:19,240 --> 01:38:21,071
  9100. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's special because I have you in it.</font>
  9101.  
  9102. 2099
  9103. 01:38:21,240 --> 01:38:24,391
  9104. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are my world.
  9105. You are what makes me special!</font>
  9106.  
  9107. 2100
  9108. 01:38:24,960 --> 01:38:27,110
  9109. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're everything to me, Mags.</font>
  9110.  
  9111. 2101
  9112. 01:38:27,280 --> 01:38:28,554
  9113. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>
  9114.  
  9115. 2102
  9116. 01:38:29,240 --> 01:38:30,389
  9117. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you.</font>
  9118.  
  9119. 2103
  9120. 01:38:35,080 --> 01:38:36,080
  9121. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay.</i></font>
  9122.  
  9123. 2104
  9124. 01:38:37,240 --> 01:38:39,071
  9125. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here come the waterworks.</font>
  9126.  
  9127. 2105
  9128. 01:38:39,240 --> 01:38:41,231
  9129. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I promised myself I wouldn't do this.</i></font>
  9130.  
  9131. 2106
  9132. 01:38:43,920 --> 01:38:45,751
  9133. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come on, come on.
  9134. - Okay.</font>
  9135.  
  9136. 2107
  9137. 01:38:48,720 --> 01:38:50,438
  9138. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
  9139. - Yeah.</font>
  9140.  
  9141. 2108
  9142. 01:39:12,800 --> 01:39:13,994
  9143. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Hi, Brian.
  9144. - Hi, Gail.</font>
  9145.  
  9146. 2109
  9147. 01:39:14,160 --> 01:39:16,276
  9148. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Guys, this isn't a good idea.
  9149. You know what?</font>
  9150.  
  9151. 2110
  9152. 01:39:16,440 --> 01:39:18,749
  9153. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll just meet you later.
  9154. I shouldn't have come.</font>
  9155.  
  9156. 2111
  9157. 01:39:18,920 --> 01:39:19,920
  9158. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wait, wait, wait.</font>
  9159.  
  9160. 2112
  9161. 01:39:20,080 --> 01:39:23,117
  9162. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Bob, calm down, okay? Listen to me.</font>
  9163.  
  9164. 2113
  9165. 01:39:23,280 --> 01:39:25,776
  9166. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Tonight is not gonna be
  9167. how high school was for you 20 years ago.</font>
  9168.  
  9169. 2114
  9170. 01:39:25,800 --> 01:39:26,994
  9171. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise.</font>
  9172.  
  9173. 2115
  9174. 01:39:27,160 --> 01:39:29,628
  9175. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Attention,</i> por favor.</font>
  9176.  
  9177. 2116
  9178. 01:39:29,840 --> 01:39:30,989
  9179. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And now,</i></font>
  9180.  
  9181. 2117
  9182. 01:39:31,160 --> 01:39:33,799
  9183. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for the moment
  9184. you've all been waiting for,</i></font>
  9185.  
  9186. 2118
  9187. 01:39:33,960 --> 01:39:38,511
  9188. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>tonight's vote for the reunion
  9189. homecoming king and queen!</i></font>
  9190.  
  9191. 2119
  9192. 01:39:38,680 --> 01:39:40,352
  9193. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>We'll announce the queen in one moment.</i></font>
  9194.  
  9195. 2120
  9196. 01:39:40,520 --> 01:39:42,954
  9197. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But first, without further ado...</i></font>
  9198.  
  9199. 2121
  9200. 01:39:43,480 --> 01:39:45,311
  9201. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>The new homecoming king</i></font>
  9202.  
  9203. 2122
  9204. 01:39:45,480 --> 01:39:49,155
  9205. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for the Central High School Centaurs,
  9206. Class of 1996 is...</i></font>
  9207.  
  9208. 2123
  9209. 01:39:49,480 --> 01:39:50,674
  9210. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I really gotta pee, Jet.</font>
  9211.  
  9212. 2124
  9213. 01:39:50,840 --> 01:39:52,319
  9214. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Bob Stone!</i></font>
  9215.  
  9216. 2125
  9217. 01:39:54,840 --> 01:39:56,398
  9218. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Do we have a Bob Stone?</i></font>
  9219.  
  9220. 2126
  9221. 01:39:56,560 --> 01:39:58,869
  9222. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here he is, Bob Stone, huh!</font>
  9223.  
  9224. 2127
  9225. 01:39:59,600 --> 01:40:00,760
  9226. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Yeah!</i></font>
  9227.  
  9228. 2128
  9229. 01:40:01,920 --> 01:40:03,876
  9230. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go on, get your rock-hard ass up there.</font>
  9231.  
  9232. 2129
  9233. 01:40:04,600 --> 01:40:05,600
  9234. <font face="Comic Sans MS">For reals?</font>
  9235.  
  9236. 2130
  9237. 01:40:05,760 --> 01:40:07,910
  9238. <font face="Comic Sans MS">For reals, for reals. Go ahead, man.</font>
  9239.  
  9240. 2131
  9241. 01:40:08,520 --> 01:40:09,520
  9242. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo!</font>
  9243.  
  9244. 2132
  9245. 01:40:09,760 --> 01:40:11,273
  9246. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You did it, big guy!</font>
  9247.  
  9248. 2133
  9249. 01:40:17,280 --> 01:40:20,352
  9250. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How did Bob Stone win homecoming king?</font>
  9251.  
  9252. 2134
  9253. 01:40:20,640 --> 01:40:22,915
  9254. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I hacked into the votes on the flight in.</font>
  9255.  
  9256. 2135
  9257. 01:40:23,120 --> 01:40:26,078
  9258. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Calvin Joyner, forensic accountant,
  9259. at your service.</font>
  9260.  
  9261. 2136
  9262. 01:40:27,440 --> 01:40:29,749
  9263. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I had no idea you could do that.</font>
  9264.  
  9265. 2137
  9266. 01:40:30,520 --> 01:40:33,637
  9267. <font face="Comic Sans MS">There's a lot of things
  9268. that you don't know about me, Maggie.</font>
  9269.  
  9270. 2138
  9271. 01:40:34,240 --> 01:40:35,400
  9272. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, scratch that I said that.</font>
  9273.  
  9274. 2139
  9275. 01:40:35,560 --> 01:40:37,256
  9276. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It was supposed to
  9277. come out cool. It didn't.</font>
  9278.  
  9279. 2140
  9280. 01:40:37,280 --> 01:40:38,656
  9281. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It was something I thought of,
  9282. it was like a...</font>
  9283.  
  9284. 2141
  9285. 01:40:38,680 --> 01:40:39,715
  9286. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Forget it.</font>
  9287.  
  9288. 2142
  9289. 01:40:41,120 --> 01:40:42,951
  9290. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, well, let's hear it for him!</font>
  9291.  
  9292. 2143
  9293. 01:40:43,120 --> 01:40:44,599
  9294. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fat Robbie made good.</font>
  9295.  
  9296. 2144
  9297. 01:40:44,760 --> 01:40:48,036
  9298. <font face="Comic Sans MS">King Robbie Weird Dick, our naked mascot.</font>
  9299.  
  9300. 2145
  9301. 01:40:48,680 --> 01:40:50,376
  9302. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why don't you just
  9303. get out of the way, Trevor?</font>
  9304.  
  9305. 2146
  9306. 01:40:50,400 --> 01:40:51,719
  9307. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Or what, Golden Jet?</font>
  9308.  
  9309. 2147
  9310. 01:40:51,880 --> 01:40:53,256
  9311. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're gonna hop up here
  9312. and punch me in the belt?</font>
  9313.  
  9314. 2148
  9315. 01:40:53,280 --> 01:40:54,395
  9316. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Simmer down, Ant-Man.</font>
  9317.  
  9318. 2149
  9319. 01:40:54,560 --> 01:40:56,790
  9320. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You know what? That's it. That's it.
  9321. - It's okay.</font>
  9322.  
  9323. 2150
  9324. 01:40:56,960 --> 01:40:58,136
  9325. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's all right.
  9326. - No, I've had it!</font>
  9327.  
  9328. 2151
  9329. 01:40:58,160 --> 01:40:59,752
  9330. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I got it, Jet. It's okay.
  9331. - It's okay.</font>
  9332.  
  9333. 2152
  9334. 01:40:59,920 --> 01:41:01,035
  9335. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'll handle it.</font>
  9336.  
  9337. 2153
  9338. 01:41:01,320 --> 01:41:05,233
  9339. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoa, whoa! Hang on. I'm not buying
  9340. this whole transformation</font>
  9341.  
  9342. 2154
  9343. 01:41:05,400 --> 01:41:06,992
  9344. <font face="Comic Sans MS">from ugly duckling into swan.</font>
  9345.  
  9346. 2155
  9347. 01:41:07,200 --> 01:41:08,200
  9348. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No one in here is.</font>
  9349.  
  9350. 2156
  9351. 01:41:08,360 --> 01:41:11,796
  9352. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You can fly in, in a bunch of helicopters
  9353. and dress up in a thousand suits,</font>
  9354.  
  9355. 2157
  9356. 01:41:12,000 --> 01:41:15,595
  9357. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but to everybody, including me,
  9358. you'll always just be the fat kid.</font>
  9359.  
  9360. 2158
  9361. 01:41:18,880 --> 01:41:20,600
  9362. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I've been thinking
  9363. about this a lot, Trevor.</font>
  9364.  
  9365. 2159
  9366. 01:41:21,520 --> 01:41:23,112
  9367. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And the only thing I want to say to you</font>
  9368.  
  9369. 2160
  9370. 01:41:23,760 --> 01:41:24,760
  9371. <font face="Comic Sans MS">is I forgive you.</font>
  9372.  
  9373. 2161
  9374. 01:41:25,320 --> 01:41:27,834
  9375. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You forgive me! Oh, boy! For what?</font>
  9376.  
  9377. 2162
  9378. 01:41:28,000 --> 01:41:29,513
  9379. <font face="Comic Sans MS">For being rad as shit.</font>
  9380.  
  9381. 2163
  9382. 01:41:29,680 --> 01:41:30,874
  9383. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you, fat boy.</font>
  9384.  
  9385. 2164
  9386. 01:41:31,080 --> 01:41:32,560
  9387. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Still a scared little bitch.</font>
  9388.  
  9389. 2165
  9390. 01:41:36,800 --> 01:41:37,994
  9391. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I don't like bullies.</font>
  9392.  
  9393. 2166
  9394. 01:41:41,800 --> 01:41:44,030
  9395. <font face="Comic Sans MS">And the name is Bob Stone, bitch!</font>
  9396.  
  9397. 2167
  9398. 01:41:44,360 --> 01:41:45,360
  9399. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Whoo-whoo!</font>
  9400.  
  9401. 2168
  9402. 01:41:46,000 --> 01:41:47,399
  9403. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Come on, baby. Step over.</font>
  9404.  
  9405. 2169
  9406. 01:41:51,360 --> 01:41:52,509
  9407. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hi, everybody!</i></font>
  9408.  
  9409. 2170
  9410. 01:41:53,480 --> 01:41:56,950
  9411. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Most of you knew me back in high school as</i></font>
  9412.  
  9413. 2171
  9414. 01:41:57,920 --> 01:41:59,399
  9415. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Robbie Wheirdicht.</i></font>
  9416.  
  9417. 2172
  9418. 01:41:59,600 --> 01:42:01,511
  9419. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- <i>That's Robbie Wheirdicht?
  9420. - No way!</i></font>
  9421.  
  9422. 2173
  9423. 01:42:01,680 --> 01:42:03,716
  9424. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I wore prescription pants every day.</i></font>
  9425.  
  9426. 2174
  9427. 01:42:05,800 --> 01:42:08,030
  9428. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>20 years ago, in this gym,</i></font>
  9429.  
  9430. 2175
  9431. 01:42:09,240 --> 01:42:11,196
  9432. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>I stood in front of you all</i></font>
  9433.  
  9434. 2176
  9435. 01:42:12,040 --> 01:42:13,155
  9436. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>naked</i></font>
  9437.  
  9438. 2177
  9439. 01:42:13,880 --> 01:42:15,279
  9440. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>and embarrassed.</i></font>
  9441.  
  9442. 2178
  9443. 01:42:16,240 --> 01:42:18,151
  9444. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Some of you might remember that day.</i></font>
  9445.  
  9446. 2179
  9447. 01:42:19,360 --> 01:42:21,476
  9448. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>A lot of you probably even laughed.</i></font>
  9449.  
  9450. 2180
  9451. 01:42:22,480 --> 01:42:24,118
  9452. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>But that's okay.</i></font>
  9453.  
  9454. 2181
  9455. 01:42:25,240 --> 01:42:27,834
  9456. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Tonight's gonna be different because</i></font>
  9457.  
  9458. 2182
  9459. 01:42:28,000 --> 01:42:31,072
  9460. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>my best friend is here with me.</i></font>
  9461.  
  9462. 2183
  9463. 01:42:33,240 --> 01:42:38,394
  9464. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And he taught me what it means
  9465. to be the hero of your own story.</i></font>
  9466.  
  9467. 2184
  9468. 01:42:41,160 --> 01:42:42,560
  9469. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Would you hold this for me, please?</i></font>
  9470.  
  9471. 2185
  9472. 01:42:44,240 --> 01:42:46,151
  9473. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Being the hero of your own story</i></font>
  9474.  
  9475. 2186
  9476. 01:42:46,320 --> 01:42:50,677
  9477. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>isn't about stopping bad guys
  9478. or climbing mountains.</i></font>
  9479.  
  9480. 2187
  9481. 01:42:50,840 --> 01:42:53,957
  9482. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's about overcoming bullies
  9483. in your life,</i></font>
  9484.  
  9485. 2188
  9486. 01:42:54,120 --> 01:42:57,032
  9487. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>whatever or whomever they may be.</i></font>
  9488.  
  9489. 2189
  9490. 01:42:58,000 --> 01:43:00,673
  9491. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>It's about putting it all out there</i></font>
  9492.  
  9493. 2190
  9494. 01:43:01,360 --> 01:43:02,395
  9495. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>for everyone</i></font>
  9496.  
  9497. 2191
  9498. 01:43:03,760 --> 01:43:04,909
  9499. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>to see.</i></font>
  9500.  
  9501. 2192
  9502. 01:43:05,760 --> 01:43:07,591
  9503. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>And it's realizing that, in life,</i></font>
  9504.  
  9505. 2193
  9506. 01:43:07,760 --> 01:43:10,115
  9507. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>the most important thing that you can be</i></font>
  9508.  
  9509. 2194
  9510. 01:43:11,240 --> 01:43:12,309
  9511. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>is yourself.</i></font>
  9512.  
  9513. 2195
  9514. 01:43:13,080 --> 01:43:17,392
  9515. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>So, Central High, Class of 1996,</i></font>
  9516.  
  9517. 2196
  9518. 01:43:18,360 --> 01:43:21,238
  9519. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>this is me, Robbie Wheirdicht.</i></font>
  9520.  
  9521. 2197
  9522. 01:43:32,520 --> 01:43:35,114
  9523. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God! Bob just went commando!</font>
  9524.  
  9525. 2198
  9526. 01:43:36,960 --> 01:43:38,552
  9527. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes! Yes!</font>
  9528.  
  9529. 2199
  9530. 01:43:43,000 --> 01:43:44,592
  9531. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Way to go, Bob!</i></font>
  9532.  
  9533. 2200
  9534. 01:43:45,480 --> 01:43:46,708
  9535. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Be you!</i></font>
  9536.  
  9537. 2201
  9538. 01:43:47,240 --> 01:43:49,310
  9539. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Robbie!
  9540. Robbie! Robbie!</font>
  9541.  
  9542. 2202
  9543. 01:43:49,480 --> 01:43:52,472
  9544. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Robbie! Robbie! Robbie!</i></font>
  9545.  
  9546. 2203
  9547. 01:43:58,000 --> 01:43:59,149
  9548. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hey, man!</font>
  9549.  
  9550. 2204
  9551. 01:43:59,320 --> 01:44:01,515
  9552. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, this is amazing!
  9553. I'm so happy for you!</font>
  9554.  
  9555. 2205
  9556. 01:44:01,680 --> 01:44:03,398
  9557. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Thank you, Jet! I feel so free!</font>
  9558.  
  9559. 2206
  9560. 01:44:03,920 --> 01:44:04,955
  9561. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come here.
  9562. - No, no, no.</font>
  9563.  
  9564. 2207
  9565. 01:44:05,120 --> 01:44:06,872
  9566. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your junk is out.</font>
  9567.  
  9568. 2208
  9569. 01:44:07,240 --> 01:44:09,800
  9570. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh. Sorry, Jet.
  9571. - Excuse me.</font>
  9572.  
  9573. 2209
  9574. 01:44:12,240 --> 01:44:13,593
  9575. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Robbie.</font>
  9576.  
  9577. 2210
  9578. 01:44:14,680 --> 01:44:16,750
  9579. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You probably don't remember me.
  9580. - Darla.</font>
  9581.  
  9582. 2211
  9583. 01:44:18,000 --> 01:44:20,036
  9584. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Is that Darla McGuckian?
  9585. - Yeah.</font>
  9586.  
  9587. 2212
  9588. 01:44:20,200 --> 01:44:22,475
  9589. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow! She looks great!</font>
  9590.  
  9591. 2213
  9592. 01:44:22,840 --> 01:44:24,240
  9593. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Didn't she used to have a lazy eye?</font>
  9594.  
  9595. 2214
  9596. 01:44:24,400 --> 01:44:25,719
  9597. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Two of them.
  9598. - Wow.</font>
  9599.  
  9600. 2215
  9601. 01:44:25,880 --> 01:44:27,950
  9602. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I can't believe you remember me.</font>
  9603.  
  9604. 2216
  9605. 01:44:28,120 --> 01:44:29,599
  9606. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Remember you?</font>
  9607.  
  9608. 2217
  9609. 01:44:29,760 --> 01:44:31,318
  9610. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How could I forget you?</font>
  9611.  
  9612. 2218
  9613. 01:44:32,000 --> 01:44:35,788
  9614. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You still have the same sweet smile,
  9615. the same sweet face.</font>
  9616.  
  9617. 2219
  9618. 01:44:36,360 --> 01:44:39,193
  9619. <font face="Comic Sans MS">But your hair's changed.
  9620. You used to wear it curlier.</font>
  9621.  
  9622. 2220
  9623. 01:44:39,360 --> 01:44:40,588
  9624. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I like it though.</font>
  9625.  
  9626. 2221
  9627. 01:44:41,040 --> 01:44:42,678
  9628. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You haven't changed at all.</font>
  9629.  
  9630. 2222
  9631. 01:44:42,880 --> 01:44:44,393
  9632. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I don't know.</font>
  9633.  
  9634. 2223
  9635. 01:44:50,520 --> 01:44:52,351
  9636. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're still as beautiful as ever.</font>
  9637.  
  9638. 2224
  9639. 01:44:52,680 --> 01:44:53,680
  9640. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh.</font>
  9641.  
  9642. 2225
  9643. 01:45:03,040 --> 01:45:04,758
  9644. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Yeah, Bob!
  9645. - Go, Bob!</font>
  9646.  
  9647. 2226
  9648. 01:45:05,760 --> 01:45:07,239
  9649. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No, no, no.</font>
  9650.  
  9651. 2227
  9652. 01:45:14,480 --> 01:45:16,550
  9653. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I got spinny.</font>
  9654.  
  9655. 2228
  9656. 01:45:16,760 --> 01:45:18,557
  9657. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Super spinny.</font>
  9658.  
  9659. 2229
  9660. 01:45:21,160 --> 01:45:22,957
  9661. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yeah, that's nice.</font>
  9662.  
  9663. 2230
  9664. 01:45:23,640 --> 01:45:26,393
  9665. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can I take you to get ice-cream...
  9666. - Yes.</font>
  9667.  
  9668. 2231
  9669. 01:45:27,240 --> 01:45:29,231
  9670. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes. Yes, yes, yes.</font>
  9671.  
  9672. 2232
  9673. 01:45:29,840 --> 01:45:32,832
  9674. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Super lactose intolerant, but that's okay.
  9675. Let's roll the dice.</font>
  9676.  
  9677. 2233
  9678. 01:45:35,840 --> 01:45:36,840
  9679. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's my jam!</font>
  9680.  
  9681. 2234
  9682. 01:45:37,000 --> 01:45:38,040
  9683. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Go show them what you got.</font>
  9684.  
  9685. 2235
  9686. 01:45:38,240 --> 01:45:40,071
  9687. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right, Darla.
  9688. - Okay.</font>
  9689.  
  9690. 2236
  9691. 01:45:40,400 --> 01:45:42,391
  9692. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Darla, hi. Calvin.</font>
  9693.  
  9694. 2237
  9695. 01:45:42,600 --> 01:45:44,238
  9696. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi, Colin. Nice to meet you.</font>
  9697.  
  9698. 2238
  9699. 01:45:44,840 --> 01:45:46,751
  9700. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Calvin.
  9701. - And Maggie.</font>
  9702.  
  9703. 2239
  9704. 01:45:46,920 --> 01:45:48,592
  9705. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Maggie, hi!</font>
  9706.  
  9707. 2240
  9708. 01:45:48,760 --> 01:45:51,069
  9709. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Hi. You look so good.</font>
  9710.  
  9711. 2241
  9712. 01:45:51,280 --> 01:45:53,589
  9713. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- My gosh, you look the same.
  9714. - You do too.</font>
  9715.  
  9716. 2242
  9717. 01:45:53,760 --> 01:45:54,760
  9718. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, I don't know.</font>
  9719.  
  9720. 2243
  9721. 01:45:54,920 --> 01:45:57,036
  9722. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You probably remember me
  9723. as The Golden Jet.</font>
  9724.  
  9725. 2244
  9726. 01:45:57,240 --> 01:45:59,834
  9727. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Your name's Golden Jeff? Hi, Jeff.</font>
  9728.  
  9729. 2245
  9730. 01:46:00,600 --> 01:46:02,272
  9731. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's okay. Good to see you.</font>
  9732.  
  9733. 2246
  9734. 01:46:05,680 --> 01:46:08,114
  9735. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Good going, Bob!
  9736. - Come on, Bob!</font>
  9737.  
  9738. 2247
  9739. 01:46:23,840 --> 01:46:25,353
  9740. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- All right.
  9741. - Good luck!</font>
  9742.  
  9743. 2248
  9744. 01:46:25,560 --> 01:46:26,788
  9745. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Love you.
  9746. - I love you.</font>
  9747.  
  9748. 2249
  9749. 01:46:26,960 --> 01:46:28,837
  9750. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I love you, too, little Golden Jet!</font>
  9751.  
  9752. 2250
  9753. 01:46:31,520 --> 01:46:32,520
  9754. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Mmm...</font>
  9755.  
  9756. 2251
  9757. 01:46:32,680 --> 01:46:33,749
  9758. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. Uh...</font>
  9759.  
  9760. 2252
  9761. 01:46:34,840 --> 01:46:36,398
  9762. <font face="Comic Sans MS">How long do you think he's been there?</font>
  9763.  
  9764. 2253
  9765. 01:46:37,160 --> 01:46:38,957
  9766. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Hmm, probably since last night.</i></font>
  9767.  
  9768. 2254
  9769. 01:46:39,560 --> 01:46:41,000
  9770. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, babe, I'll see you later.</font>
  9771.  
  9772. 2255
  9773. 01:46:41,160 --> 01:46:42,878
  9774. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Have fun with your friend!</font>
  9775.  
  9776. 2256
  9777. 01:46:48,480 --> 01:46:49,480
  9778. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Who, me?</font>
  9779.  
  9780. 2257
  9781. 01:46:49,640 --> 01:46:50,914
  9782. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes, you.</font>
  9783.  
  9784. 2258
  9785. 01:47:00,120 --> 01:47:01,439
  9786. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Wow, Jet!</font>
  9787.  
  9788. 2259
  9789. 01:47:01,640 --> 01:47:03,312
  9790. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You look amazing!</font>
  9791.  
  9792. 2260
  9793. 01:47:03,520 --> 01:47:05,272
  9794. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Do you think?
  9795. - Oh, what? Yes!</font>
  9796.  
  9797. 2261
  9798. 01:47:05,480 --> 01:47:07,311
  9799. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I just didn't know
  9800. the kind of look to go for</font>
  9801.  
  9802. 2262
  9803. 01:47:07,520 --> 01:47:08,656
  9804. <font face="Comic Sans MS">on my first day at the agency.</font>
  9805.  
  9806. 2263
  9807. 01:47:08,680 --> 01:47:10,716
  9808. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You look like a black Will Smith,
  9809. or something.</font>
  9810.  
  9811. 2264
  9812. 01:47:10,920 --> 01:47:12,600
  9813. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay, I'm not sure
  9814. if that's racist or not,</font>
  9815.  
  9816. 2265
  9817. 01:47:12,760 --> 01:47:13,936
  9818. <font face="Comic Sans MS">but I'll take it as a compliment.</font>
  9819.  
  9820. 2266
  9821. 01:47:13,960 --> 01:47:15,359
  9822. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, cool. Yeah, come on!</font>
  9823.  
  9824. 2267
  9825. 01:47:15,520 --> 01:47:16,669
  9826. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay.</font>
  9827.  
  9828. 2268
  9829. 01:47:17,320 --> 01:47:18,514
  9830. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. Don't be nervous.</font>
  9831.  
  9832. 2269
  9833. 01:47:18,680 --> 01:47:20,520
  9834. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You are gonna do great.
  9835. They're gonna love you!</font>
  9836.  
  9837. 2270
  9838. 01:47:20,600 --> 01:47:21,999
  9839. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, Jet, Jet, Jet!</font>
  9840.  
  9841. 2271
  9842. 01:47:22,200 --> 01:47:23,320
  9843. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Um, before we go, man, uh...</font>
  9844.  
  9845. 2272
  9846. 01:47:24,760 --> 01:47:25,875
  9847. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I got a surprise for you.</font>
  9848.  
  9849. 2273
  9850. 01:47:27,120 --> 01:47:29,031
  9851. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. What's the surprise?</font>
  9852.  
  9853. 2274
  9854. 01:47:29,200 --> 01:47:31,839
  9855. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, you gotta close your eyes first.</font>
  9856.  
  9857. 2275
  9858. 01:47:33,520 --> 01:47:34,669
  9859. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Eyes are closed.</font>
  9860.  
  9861. 2276
  9862. 01:47:34,880 --> 01:47:35,880
  9863. <font face="Comic Sans MS">No peeking.</font>
  9864.  
  9865. 2277
  9866. 01:47:41,360 --> 01:47:42,509
  9867. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Open your eyes.</font>
  9868.  
  9869. 2278
  9870. 01:47:46,840 --> 01:47:49,195
  9871. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Is that my... Is that my jacket?</font>
  9872.  
  9873. 2279
  9874. 01:47:49,360 --> 01:47:50,395
  9875. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Yes!</font>
  9876.  
  9877. 2280
  9878. 01:47:50,560 --> 01:47:52,551
  9879. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, is that my jacket?
  9880. - Yes!</font>
  9881.  
  9882. 2281
  9883. 01:47:52,720 --> 01:47:54,153
  9884. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- No, wait a minute.
  9885. - Yes!</font>
  9886.  
  9887. 2282
  9888. 01:47:54,360 --> 01:47:56,032
  9889. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>
  9890.  
  9891. 2283
  9892. 01:47:56,400 --> 01:47:57,656
  9893. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Dude, where'd you get this from?</font>
  9894.  
  9895. 2284
  9896. 01:47:57,680 --> 01:48:01,309
  9897. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Well, I sleep in it most nights,
  9898. but it's clean now, totally good. Yeah!</font>
  9899.  
  9900. 2285
  9901. 01:48:01,480 --> 01:48:04,074
  9902. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Man! You are the man! Yes!</font>
  9903.  
  9904. 2286
  9905. 01:48:04,240 --> 01:48:07,118
  9906. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Family hug! What?
  9907. - Ooh. Okay.</font>
  9908.  
  9909. 2287
  9910. 01:48:09,200 --> 01:48:10,315
  9911. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right, let's go!</font>
  9912.  
  9913. 2288
  9914. 01:48:10,480 --> 01:48:11,799
  9915. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Okay.
  9916. - All right.</font>
  9917.  
  9918. 2289
  9919. 01:48:26,200 --> 01:48:28,156
  9920. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You still ride?</font>
  9921.  
  9922. 2290
  9923. 01:48:28,680 --> 01:48:30,910
  9924. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Cut! The fire department's here.</font>
  9925.  
  9926. 2291
  9927. 01:48:31,200 --> 01:48:33,589
  9928. <font face="Comic Sans MS">All right. That's our cue, guys!</font>
  9929.  
  9930. 2292
  9931. 01:48:34,520 --> 01:48:36,400
  9932. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Here we are
  9933. shooting Central Intelligence.</font>
  9934.  
  9935. 2293
  9936. 01:48:36,440 --> 01:48:38,351
  9937. <font face="Comic Sans MS">They shut us down.
  9938. The fire trucks are out here.</font>
  9939.  
  9940. 2294
  9941. 01:48:38,520 --> 01:48:40,336
  9942. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Shut the fuck up!
  9943. - Will you get the fuck out of my video?</font>
  9944.  
  9945. 2295
  9946. 01:48:40,360 --> 01:48:41,496
  9947. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'mma slap the dogshit out of you.</font>
  9948.  
  9949. 2296
  9950. 01:48:41,520 --> 01:48:42,656
  9951. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Why do you do your video behind me?</font>
  9952.  
  9953. 2297
  9954. 01:48:42,680 --> 01:48:44,016
  9955. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I'm trying to do my video!
  9956. - This is my video!</font>
  9957.  
  9958. 2298
  9959. 01:48:44,040 --> 01:48:45,656
  9960. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- You're in my fucking video!
  9961. - I'm pissed off.</font>
  9962.  
  9963. 2299
  9964. 01:48:45,680 --> 01:48:47,296
  9965. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Watch your mouth,
  9966. I'll slap the shit out of you.</font>
  9967.  
  9968. 2300
  9969. 01:48:47,320 --> 01:48:48,320
  9970. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck you!</font>
  9971.  
  9972. 2301
  9973. 01:48:49,280 --> 01:48:51,794
  9974. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Okay. You have it your way.</font>
  9975.  
  9976. 2302
  9977. 01:48:52,760 --> 01:48:54,751
  9978. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You leave me no choice.</font>
  9979.  
  9980. 2303
  9981. 01:48:56,040 --> 01:48:57,040
  9982. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Pam...</font>
  9983.  
  9984. 2304
  9985. 01:48:58,360 --> 01:48:59,360
  9986. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Tickler! Tickler!</font>
  9987.  
  9988. 2305
  9989. 01:48:59,520 --> 01:49:02,034
  9990. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Where are the codes? Where are the codes?</font>
  9991.  
  9992. 2306
  9993. 01:49:03,040 --> 01:49:04,519
  9994. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's just nice.</font>
  9995.  
  9996. 2307
  9997. 01:49:06,200 --> 01:49:08,760
  9998. <font face="Comic Sans MS">In here and it's kind of all...</font>
  9999.  
  10000. 2308
  10001. 01:49:10,280 --> 01:49:11,679
  10002. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Oh, my God.
  10003. - Sorry.</font>
  10004.  
  10005. 2309
  10006. 01:49:16,280 --> 01:49:17,633
  10007. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Can you do both?
  10008. - Yeah.</font>
  10009.  
  10010. 2310
  10011. 01:49:18,000 --> 01:49:19,115
  10012. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God!</font>
  10013.  
  10014. 2311
  10015. 01:49:22,360 --> 01:49:24,157
  10016. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's called "soul gazing."</font>
  10017.  
  10018. 2312
  10019. 01:49:24,320 --> 01:49:27,869
  10020. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Stare into my soul
  10021. and I'll stare into yours.</font>
  10022.  
  10023. 2313
  10024. 01:49:28,080 --> 01:49:29,520
  10025. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Come in. Shh.
  10026. - You're not my wife!</font>
  10027.  
  10028. 2314
  10029. 01:49:29,680 --> 01:49:31,079
  10030. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, that's it.</font>
  10031.  
  10032. 2315
  10033. 01:49:32,960 --> 01:49:34,359
  10034. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- Bob, I'm gonna...
  10035. - Shh.</font>
  10036.  
  10037. 2316
  10038. 01:49:35,480 --> 01:49:37,240
  10039. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I promise you'll never...</font>
  10040.  
  10041. 2317
  10042. 01:49:38,160 --> 01:49:39,832
  10043. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Let's keep on, keep on.</font>
  10044.  
  10045. 2318
  10046. 01:49:40,000 --> 01:49:41,400
  10047. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Okay, for real this time.</i></font>
  10048.  
  10049. 2319
  10050. 01:49:42,160 --> 01:49:44,151
  10051. <font face="Comic Sans MS">It's for real.
  10052. This is for real, guys, yeah.</font>
  10053.  
  10054. 2320
  10055. 01:49:44,680 --> 01:49:45,795
  10056. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- That's it!
  10057. - Oh.</font>
  10058.  
  10059. 2321
  10060. 01:49:45,960 --> 01:49:47,473
  10061. <font face="Comic Sans MS">One more. Come on.</font>
  10062.  
  10063. 2322
  10064. 01:49:47,680 --> 01:49:48,936
  10065. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I can't do this, I'm not...
  10066. - Shh.</font>
  10067.  
  10068. 2323
  10069. 01:49:48,960 --> 01:49:51,633
  10070. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Oh, my God. I've fucking had it.</font>
  10071.  
  10072. 2324
  10073. 01:49:51,800 --> 01:49:52,936
  10074. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Lock it! We're professionals.</font>
  10075.  
  10076. 2325
  10077. 01:49:52,960 --> 01:49:54,880
  10078. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- This is what we do. You ready?
  10079. - Come on, baby!</font>
  10080.  
  10081. 2326
  10082. 01:49:54,920 --> 01:49:56,638
  10083. <font face="Comic Sans MS">I'm gonna hit you. I told you!</font>
  10084.  
  10085. 2327
  10086. 01:49:56,800 --> 01:49:57,994
  10087. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Fuck!</font>
  10088.  
  10089. 2328
  10090. 01:49:59,960 --> 01:50:00,960
  10091. <font face="Comic Sans MS">Are you not a super tool?</font>
  10092.  
  10093. 2329
  10094. 01:50:01,120 --> 01:50:03,395
  10095. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You're not even Robbie Wheirdicht.
  10096. You're Bob Stone!</font>
  10097.  
  10098. 2330
  10099. 01:50:04,120 --> 01:50:05,776
  10100. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- I made that name up.
  10101. - So what?</font>
  10102.  
  10103. 2331
  10104. 01:50:05,800 --> 01:50:07,320
  10105. <font face="Comic Sans MS">- It's not real.
  10106. - What does that mean?</font>
  10107.  
  10108. 2332
  10109. 01:50:07,440 --> 01:50:11,319
  10110. <font face="Comic Sans MS">What, you think Mr. T and Sting</font>
  10111.  
  10112. 2333
  10113. 01:50:11,480 --> 01:50:12,708
  10114. <font face="Comic Sans MS">and The Rock...</font>
  10115.  
  10116. 2334
  10117. 01:50:12,880 --> 01:50:14,359
  10118. <font face="Comic Sans MS">You think those guys are real?</font>
  10119.  
  10120. 2335
  10121. 01:50:14,520 --> 01:50:17,512
  10122. <font face="Comic Sans MS">That's a bunch of dumbass nicknames
  10123. by a bunch of dumbass people.</font>
  10124.  
  10125. 2336
  10126. 01:56:02,720 --> 01:56:03,994
  10127. <font face="Comic Sans MS"><i>Fanny!</i></font>
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