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The Matrix: Turkey Edition

Nov 22nd, 2018
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  1. The turkey eating practice of "Thanksgiving" is unethical.
  2. Monfd
  3. You'd think with all the science fiction available people would readily be able to empathize with non-humans.
  4. itea has left IRC (Quit: high temp)
  5. Sabeena
  6. There's even a musical.
  7. Sabeena
  8. (Have you seen Wicked?)
  9. Monfd
  10. 1. It was unethical for the machines to enslave the humans like that in The Matrix.
  11. Monfd
  12. 2. Why was it unethical? Well, humans are capable of so much more than just being a battery for the Machine Civilization.
  13. Monfd
  14. 3. Do you think the machines should have known that? Yeah, they're smart -- surely they could figure out they were mistreating the humans.
  15. Monfd
  16. 4. Well, Neo was ultimately successful, yes? Sure, but he had to go on a Hero's Journey in order to get the machines to understand a more complete truth than the reality in which they lived before his adventure.
  17. Monfd
  18. 5. So, by hero, you mean that Neo was acting out as the ideal human, then, yes? That's right.
  19. Monfd
  20. 6. So, the ideal being in that situation was a brave, smart one that showed the 'machines' the errors of their ways and moved their society to peacefully co-exist alongside the humans? Yeah, man.
  21. Monfd
  22. 7. Veganism.
  23. Sabeena
  24. kultur, $280/hr is not cheap in any city. You are being overcharged.
  25. 11:35 Monfd
  26. 8. Wait, are you saying that I'm like a machine living in the Machine Civilization when it comes to turkeys?
  27. Sabeena
  28. Is Monfd a bot?
  29. Monfd
  30. 9. But wait, there's more. As computation is universal, when you are an unkind machine civilization to turkeys, you are actually justifying their actions towards the humans in your beloved film The Matrix. However, when, at your intelligence level -- presumably lower than the sentient machines -- recognize that such systematic mistreat of one species by another is wrong, your reasoning is available to all smarter beings
  31. Monfd
  32. than you. You can acausally influence species you've never met through your choices.
  33. Sabeena
  34. Happy thanksgiving, kids.
  35. Monfd
  36. 10. Are you saying we can improve the quality of life across the universe just by being observed by alien civilizations?
  37. Monfd
  38. 11. No, Neo. I'm saying, when we're ready, we have to be observed to change the quality of life across the universe. #acausaldecisiontheory
  39. Monfd
  40. we won't have to*
  41. Monfd
  42. 12. *Jumps incredibly high into the sky while holding hands with the nearby turkey bird*
  43. Monfd
  44. 13. <carnist> Woah.
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