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It's Connect Bro

Apr 17th, 2021 (edited)
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  1. Rap parody of It's Everyday Bro by Jake Paul Featuring Team 10
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  3. Written by MC Punk (also known as Lil Emo)
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  5. I now present to you...
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  7. -It's Connect Bro-
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  9. jrny:
  10. Y'all can't handle this. Y'all don't know what's about to happen, Bobba.
  11. Team Connect
  12. Habboon Hotel, Boon Bobba
  13. But I'm from Habbo though, Pixelated Bobba
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  15. punk:
  16. It's Connect Bro, with the connect points flow
  17. 1,000 CP on Connect in 2 years, never done before
  18. Passed all the copycats man, Wave is next
  19. Man I'm grinding these points, got a brand new Colour Pack
  20. And I bought a Seasonal Pass too and I'm coming with the Connect stack
  21. THIS IS CONNECT TEAM, BITCH, WHO THE HELL IS BOBBAIN YOU?
  22. And you know I kick them out if they cheat in events
  23. Yeah, I'm talking about you, beggin' for points, if you get what I meant
  24. Talking shit on comment section in Connect's Website
  25. It was 4:20 and I proof on that megabtye
  26. And all the screenshots too, don't make me expose you in #media
  27. And I just dropped some new connections and it's on a wikipedia
  28. Habbo's where I'm from, we chew them like it's gum
  29. We shooting with a cannon, the quests is just for fun
  30. I Souja Boi and run, catch me at connect's community lounge
  31. We cannot be outdone, Connect is number one
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  33. Connect's Team:
  34. It's Connect bro
  35. It's Connect bro
  36. It's Connect bro
  37. I said it's Connect bro!
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  39. 326:
  40. You know it's 326 and I stay away from conflicts
  41. Yes, I know politics and no, I am not from the Bricks
  42. Connect is my home
  43. And if it weren't for Team Connect, then Habboon would need a loan
  44. I'll pass it to Michaela cause you know she stays on the roam
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  46. Michaela:
  47. Two years ago you didn't know my name
  48. And now you want my admin fame? Bitch, I'm blownin' up
  49. I'm only going up now I'm going off and I'm never fallin' off
  50. Like Ash, who? Steph, who? Who are you?
  51. All these wannabes, I just ran through, hit send on a #annoucements
  52. Where were you? Hatin me back in staff chat
  53. You need to get your shit straight before you get splat
  54. Cameron and Paige brought me to the top, now we're really poppin off
  55. Number one and number four, that's why these fans come in then we say welcome
  56. It's lonely at the top so we all going
  57. We left Habbo, now the team is all rollin
  58. It's Team Connect, bitch
  59. We back again, always first, never last
  60. We the future, we'll see you in the past
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  62. Connect's Team:
  63. It's Connect bro
  64. It's Connect bro
  65. It's Connect bro
  66. I said it's Connect bro!
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  68. Ashlmao & Crownn:
  69. Hold on, hold on, hold on, hold on
  70. Can we switch to the facts? Ashlmao and Crownn here cause y'all slack
  71. Fact! Connect has been around for almost two years. When you join, we all cheer.
  72. Members are the important part of Connect. If it wasn't for y'all, we would pull the plug and disconnect
  73. Fact! Connect gives members more chances to gain connect points
  74. You can click the giveaway emojis until you feel pain in your joints
  75. Fact! Connect is the first on-going successful fansite for Habboon
  76. So you can attempt to slander us, we're so high up, we at the moon
  77. Fact! We have exclusive channels like connect+, connectx, boosters and donators
  78. And we're so friendly, if you're confused, we'll be your mentors
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  80. Connect's Team:
  81. It's Connect bro
  82. It's Connect bro
  83. It's Connect bro
  84. I said it's Connect bro!
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  86. Mapache:
  87. Yo, it's Mapache Paige
  88. The competition starting to rage
  89. These phonies up on me
  90. I got 'em with the loyalty
  91. Lemme donate points to ya
  92. And I ain't saying lies, la
  93. Habbo is your home?
  94. Then let me be the first to say welcome
  95. I'm flyin like a drone
  96. They buying members like a loan
  97. Yeah, I'm humble
  98. Is that your spy that just started to tumble?
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  100. jrny:
  101. Is that your spy that just started to tumble?
  102. Started rising in popularity, so successful they crumble
  103. Now I'm winning points quicker
  104. Time to pop the champagne and chug the liqour
  105. Always on top
  106. You can't make us stop
  107. And I will see you tomorrow cause It's Connect Bro
  108. Peace!
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