4chan Hazbin Hotel story - grim reaper

from /hhg/ - Hazbin Hotel General #366
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Reposting
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bJ-1RRNqhVM&feature=youtu.be
This glorious bastard can give some good prompt inspiration
>Be you
>Die
>The angel of death saw fit to..."employ" you
>After working in purgatory for a indiscernible time, time has no meaning there, you earned your choice of an afterlife
>You're looking at the paperwork that you need to fill out
>Heaven?
>Or Hell?
>Your cubicle neighbor leans over
>"Hey Anon, don't pick heaven."
"Why wouldn't I? It's heaven!"
>"It's just more of this bullshit. I went there and came back here, at least I know this place."
>Well fuck
"What's Hell like then?"
>"I heard it's like New York but even shittier."
"So both choices suck?"
>"Yup."
>Well
>Hi ho hi ho off to Hell you go
>Death calls up some company called I.M.P to escort you to your new home
>All in all the deal was pretty good
>You get a sizable severance pay and even a decent apartment
>Now all you have to wait for is your hellish guides
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Speaking of the grim reaper...s how would the denizens of heaven and hell treat them? Judging by the prompt retirement for grims rarely last if they just go back to working for death so a grim in either afterlife would be extremely rare
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For some reason I'm suddenly imagining there being two different branches of reaper: the ones who escort souls to Heaven and the ones who escort souls to Hell. The former is like the depiction you see in those sad black and white grim reaper comics that keep getting posted everywhere.

>I'm sorry, my friend
>The doctors tried their best but...
>It's time to go
>Don't worry, its beautiful on the other side
>I promise

Whereas the ones throwing damned souls into the pit be like

>WAKE UP ASSHOLE, YOU'RE DEAD
>YOU'RE DEAD, AND I SAY GOOD FUCKIN' RIDDANCE
>GET YOUR ASS MOVING, WE'RE GOING TO HELL
>YES
>HELL
>IT'S EXACTLY WHAT YOU DESERVE AND YOU KNOW IT
>SEE THAT ROSY-CHEEKED LUNATIC OVER THERE IN THE WHITE SUIT AND THE TOP HAT?
>THAT'S LUCIFER
>HE OWNS YOUR ASS NOW
>HAVE A GREAT AFTERLIFE YOU MISERABLE PRICK
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seeing comics like this always makes me sad. The Grim Reaper is probably the most miserable guy in the universe.
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZfJQXP43oHU&feature=youtu.be

>Sargent heartman the psychopomp
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lol

Heavenly reapers would probably be esteemed figures among angels. Guiding souls to the afterlife is a really important duty after all, and not everyone is up to it. It requires great delicacy, mercy, and patience, helping a mortal soul cope with the end of its mortal life. The only ones who wouldn't be happy to see them would be CHERUB, since every time they show up it means they've failed a mission.

Hellish reapers on the other hand, everyone in Hell just hates the bastards and would kick the teeth right out of their stupid skeletal faces if they weren't even more dangerous than an exterminator.