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- Haaaaaaaappy Canada Day Noobs! So you want to be Canadian? Maybe,
- errr, hypothectically, your going to canada to visit your longlost
- relative goerge.
- WELL HERE IN JOLLY OL' BRI-CANADA, THINGS ARE A TAD DIFFERENT
- FROM THOSE GOOD OL' PLACES LIKE BRITA- I MEAN AMERICA, JAPAN,
- KOREA, CHINA(especially china NOOBS.) and uhh....uhhh...AUSTRALIA!
- The first thing your going to need to know when traveling to canada is
- HOW TO SPEAK FRENCH. Don't worry. It's easy. So you want to say, How
- are you in french, yes? It's SIMPLE! The french version is Howette arette
- youette. So obvious.
- That other stuff like como ca va..bonjour..salut..THATS ALL JUNK. NOT
- REAL FRENCH. GOTTA LEARN THE REAL DEAL.
- The second thing your goin' to need to go to canada is OUR NATIONAL
- SYMBOLS. Yeah. We, too, have lives.
- The first canadian symbol is a moose..errr..caribou. Yeah. I think. MAYBE.
- Trust me, Kid, It's a moose.
- Maybe.
- The second wonderful canadian symbol is a loon.
- " WTF IS A LOON!!!11"
- A loon is a goose. Geese? GOOSE.
- AND THE THIRD IS A POLAR BEAR. BITEBITE.
- And..I think thats it..
- Wait, No. The fourth is a beaver. nomnom.
- Another thing your going to need is MONEY. $$$$
- Since our friends the american $^&tards have such BORING money, we,
- the wonderful canadians, have made beautiful COLOURFUL money.
- The 20 dollar bill is GREENNN(Colourful..) the 10 dollar bill is..uhhh..
- Purple. The Five Dollar bill is blue!
- THEIR THE COLOURS OF THE RAINBOW. SORTA.
- Wait. We're learning about Canada. Where is Canada? Get out your
- map, children.
- Look at the us(its on the west side of the map. Middle of the upper large
- block of green. Yeah.)
- Now look at the top of the upper block of green. TADA. CANADA. All of
- that luscious..green..OILY..NUCLEAR goodness.
- In Canada we have have the same stores as America. Except the largest
- store we have is about the size of your finger. Yeah.
- LOOK AT THE GROUND. WHAT DO YOU SEE?
- ..
- Okay. Go outside. Go to a rural forest. Go in Fall. NOW what do you
- see? A maple leaf! Yes! That's our national..err..leaf of Canada. It's not
- a tabacco leaf..a vanilla leaf..an orange leaf..its a maple leaf. AND IT IS
- NOT A DRAWING PAD.
- And now you know EVERYTHING you need to know about Canada! Congratulations.
- Have fun in our beautiful native home OF OIL!
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