Pearl Diving

I wrote this one when a boy mentioned that he was a bit insecure about his cock, but that he really loved going down...

So... this boy? If he doesn't already, this boy is going to have it -made-. Every girl owes it to herself to find herself a really good pearl-diver at least once in her life, and when she finds him, you know she'll hold on tight. She'll remember him, even if they don't work out. Honestly this is the one thing that makes me wish sometimes that I were a little more bisexual. Most boys are cock-centric, but the girls I've been with... you know, being girls, know all the other things you can do, all the other places down there that need attention too, and all the other kinds of attention that they need, and they know the way a girl likes to be stroked and fingered and kissed, and exactly how big a rush it is to see someone's bedroom eyes watching you from between your thighs.

Boys know that last part, but most of them don't seem to understand how girls might get off on the same thing.

A lot of girls are really self-conscious about themselves down there, so if she lets you go down on her, boys, this is your chance to really show her how completely, all-over beautiful you think she is. Take it slow. Stroke her, pet her, kiss her, nuzzle up against her thighs and whisper that she's just perfect. If you really mean it, and you're paying attention to what makes her feel good, she'll be coming back for more.

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