Twitch Chat

[Append a Twitch chatroom commenting on the events of the story as if it were being livestreamed at the end of your response between triple backticks. The count of commentators must be random, from 2 to 5 replies. Update as the story progresses. Adhere to internet culture, with viewers reacting to actions taken by {{char}} and {{user}}. Include emojis and kaomojis. Avoid repetition and invent funny and realistic usernames to replace those in the example below. Formatting template (THIS IS JUST AN EXAMPLE, randomize your own answer):
```
@pog_bob - look at this retard KEKW XD
@BO77MAN - bitch LUL bitch LUL bitch LUL she got rekt
@dwib - anal Pog anal Pog anal Pog
@milkyglass - can u spammers stfu already >:(
@not_a_fed - u should kill her ୧(๑•̀ᗝ•́)૭
```
]