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Hellhounds and "Walkies" (Greentext)

Mar 15th, 2018
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  1. In response and with thanks to the following post:
  2. No.18617783
  3. "I’m gonna assert my dominance over my Hellhound waifu by giving her headpats and belly rubs at the same time!
  4. And I’ll do it in front of our daughterus too!"
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  7. >Your hellhound daughters think mom is the coolest
  8. >They're in their highschool years and are part of a pack
  9. >She's the ideal role model to them because she used to own a Harley and has bad marks on her permanent record
  10. >Ask her for all sorts of advice like "how do we get back at the oni girls" and "Tell us how to lift cigs from the store"
  11. >One day decide they should take an interest in boys and ask her how she claimed you
  12. >"Ah... Well, I just saw this fuckboi standing there being all sorts of pathetic virgin and thought I'd rape him into next week. Before you know it he was hooked and begging like an addict!"
  13. >Oh? Is that so?
  14. >While your daughters are busy idolizing your wife more you walk over to the front door
  15. >Take a second to clear your throat
  16. >Jingle the chain on the lock and shout "Walkies!"
  17. >Wife runs to the front door positively beaming with her tail wagging like mad
  18. >She waits there patiently for you to open the door for a few seconds before what you just did finally goes through her head
  19. >Turns around slowly to see your daughters standing in the hallway
  20. >One's in shock and the other's trying not to laugh
  21. >"Girls, go to your room. Your father and I need to...talk."
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  24. >Daughters leave and she turns around to advance on you
  25. >Suddenly pull her actual old collar and leash out from under your jacket
  26. >Whisper walkies to her and wink
  27. >Her legs buckle together and she blushes furiously
  28. >Argues that it's already dark outside and cold because autumn
  29. >You tell that just means people aren't going to see her and you can warm her up afterwards
  30. >Now lose the clothes
  31. >[Blushing intensifies]
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  33. >>18617855 (You)
  34. >>18617953 (You)
  35. No.18617998 I wonder what the daughterus would say when they see their parents fucking behind a bathroom in the park while their dad is tugging at their moms collar and calling her a ‘bad girl’?
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  37. >>18617998 →
  38. Stop giving me reasons to greentext
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  41. >Daughters come out of their rooms eventually and check the house
  42. >Parents nowhere to be seen
  43. >"The fuck, they ditched us to go on date night!"
  44. >Decide to go out and have a night on their own
  45. >Meet up with the pack for beer and pool at the pub
  46. >Decide they've been out long enough and beat you and your wife home by sneaking through the park
  47. >Play ninja running from tree to tree and behind buildings so they're not spotted because they're kinda drunk
  48. >Giggling the whole time
  49. >Until they sprint behind the public restrooms
  50. >Hear pitched moaning and dirty talk
  51. >"A couple is having sex in the park!"
  52. >"Shh! shhh shh shsh! Let's jump out and scare them when they orgasm!"
  53. >Wait for the noises to grow to a climax before jumping out and shouting ""Surprise!"
  54. >All brain power critically fails
  55. >Your daughters get a full frontal of you emptying your balls into your shivering naked wife
  56. >Save for her collar and leash
  57. >"m-m-mom.. you're..naked?"
  58. >Your wife's voice fails her but you find solid ground in a compromise
  59. >"Depends. Are you girls out past your curfew?"
  60. >"Umm......no?"
  61. >"Then no... now go home."
  62. >Seconds after they bolt away your wife's strength fails her as she orgasms one last time with a final defeated moan
  63. >Have to wrap her up in your jacket and carry her home because she can't stop sniffling and calling you mean
  64. >Kids start calling you Alpha instead of dad
  65. >She makes you spoil her for the rest of the month until she feels better about it
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  68. >>18618270
  69. >>18618251
  70. Fine.
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  72. >Young anon develops a crush on one of the hellhound sisters from the local pack
  73. >Can't get up the courage to admit anything to her
  74. >Afraid the other girls will laugh him off for being timid; worse she might say no
  75. >Suddenly gets the idea her dad might've been the same way his age
  76. >Figures the easiest way to get a big strong hellhound wife is to just ask someone who's already managed it
  77. >Goes over to her house one weekend when he knows she's out with her pack
  78. >Praying her dad answers the door and not her mom
  79. >Blessed be Hathor's tits, not only does her dad answer the door but her mom isn't even home
  80. >Real unassuming guy, traditional suburban dad. Anon quickly explains his case to him and begs for advice.
  81. >Without saying a word he nods, stands up, gets a package from the closet and hands it off to anon saying "This is all you'll need"
  82. >Anon thanks him profusely and rushes off home to open it
  83. >It's a chain leash and collar with a replaceable nameplate
  84. >The current one just says "Mine"
  85. >Well fuck, this doesn't help at all. Anon's whole problem was working up the courage to talk to her in the first place
  86. >Presenting.... THIS to her is going to be a challenge in her own right
  87. >Maybe her dad's trying to say it's like a band-aid? If you rip it off and get the worst over with you can just dive in?
  88. >Or maybe he's calling anon a pussy. Either way, he has this thing now so he might as well go for it and off himself Monday night if it fails.
  89. >Actually manages to get her alone after school while she's fucking about on her phone
  90. >Almost spazzes out saying "I got this for you!" while handing it over with both hands
  91. >She looks at it for a second and starts laughing "Ahahaa, holy shit dude you actually went out and bought this? Does that say "Mine"? Hah! I mean... I guess it's my style but shit, where'd you even get it?"
  92. >As anon's spirit begins to fail him, he just plainly admits that she went to her dad for advice and that he said this is all he would need
  93. >For some reason that really grabs her attention
  94. >She accidentally drops her cellphone but just stares at him while her breathing slowly gets heavier in the awkward silence
  95. >"Hey anon..you..uh....want to go for a..walk later?"
  96. >Holy shit, she's asking him on a date
  97. >Anon 100% can't believe this just worked
  98. >"Yeah sure! Uh, how about downtown?"
  99. >"The alleys downtown work too..." she says absentmindedly
  100. >Pardon, did she just say the alleys?
  101. >"Be by my house at eleven tonight." she says, more a expectation than a question
  102. >"Eleven? Won't most places be closed by then? And dark out?
  103. >"That's the idea."
  104. >"....what?"
  105. >"Bring the leash."
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