Plank 2

[09:24:31] <boofhead> are dogs hounds?
[09:24:39] <goofygoobers> No
[09:24:40] <boofhead> im half here
[09:24:41] <@alexander> boofhead is awake
[09:24:52] <boofhead> :)
[09:24:52] <goofygoobers> They're large breed mutts.
[09:24:53] <@alexander> even if he's half here
[09:25:02] <rowie_> i'm awake
[09:25:09] <goofygoobers> Hi @alexander
[09:25:20] <goofygoobers> Hi rowie_
[09:25:22] <@alexander> rowie_ what timezone are you in
[09:25:27] <boofhead> is this mr plank?
[09:25:43] <luckybunny> alexander: Is there something I should know?
[09:25:55] <boofhead> :)hi luckybunny
[09:25:56] <rowie_> I'm in Australia it's 6.25pm
[09:26:05] <@alexander> luckybunny: there's a lot of things you should know. it's a shame you were dropped on your head and will never do so
[09:26:07] <boofhead> damn 4 minutes left
[09:26:20] <luckybunny> Last I saw, he had an s before the he
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[09:26:41] <boofhead> no worrys, no women on the net:)
[09:26:45] <luckybunny> alexander: I think you need to check the rules page
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[09:26:53] <luckybunny> personal attacks aren't allowed here
[09:27:13] <Thete> He has executive privelage
[09:27:19] 4 matches: th0br0, th3_mol3, Thete, thiotimo
[09:27:26] <@alexander> Thete is very astute
[09:27:43] <boofhead> ah so it is mr plank, greeting
[09:27:43] <luckybunny> Thete: it's a responsibility. By making the rules, you accept a responsibility to set an example by following them
[09:27:50] <Thete> Respect his authoriteahhhh
[09:27:59] <luckybunny> that's how I run channels, at least
[09:28:01] <@alexander> the rulemakers are exempt \
[09:28:12] <@alexander> basic rules
[09:28:13] <luckybunny> please add that to the page, then
[09:28:15] <Thete> IRC isn't exactly a democratic utopia
[09:28:16] <@alexander> standard
[09:28:34] <@alexander> it's unspoken. doesn't need to be directly stated
[09:28:58] <boofhead> any ways
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[09:29:26] <ibrat> still doesn't make it right for the rulemaker to employ personal attacks, there is never a time when it is right
[09:29:36] <luckybunny> alexander: are you basically saying that you hold other people to a standard that you cannot meet yourself?
[09:29:38] <ibrat> that's all I have to say and on that note, good night
[09:29:49] <boofhead> ni ni my ibrat
[09:29:59] <@alexander> luckybunny, yes that's exactly what i'm saying
[09:30:16] <luckybunny> what a lovely role model
[09:30:34] <luckybunny> pro tip: do not breed
[09:30:55] <@alexander> no i'm the worst role model. you clearly have disconnected with reality
[09:31:28] <luckybunny> indeed
[09:31:36] <goofygoobers> CptJackSparrow you dork!
[09:31:43] <@alexander> :)
[09:31:45] <luckybunny> and to match my disconnection from reality, what do you suggest I do?
[09:32:28] <@alexander> last month i gave a homeless person 600 dollars (6 bills) and today i went back and they were still in the same place!
[09:32:51] <luckybunny> did you give him anything else?
[09:33:00] <luckybunny> hope, for example
[09:33:01] <@alexander> just a blowjob
[09:33:18] <@alexander> and unwaivering faith
[09:33:18] <boofhead> this aint for me people, enjoy
[09:33:23] <luckybunny> yep... that would sap the hope right out
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[09:34:10] goofygoobers thinks CptJackSparrow is playing a sick joke
[09:34:28] goofygoobers thinks maybe CaptainWiggum
[09:35:00] <@alexander> the homeless person I'm speaking of is Jennifer Lawrence.
[09:35:14] <luckybunny> anyway, it's been fun playing. Don't have any nasty accidents... after all, it can get dangerous lugging an ego that size around
[09:35:44] <luckybunny> take care near bridges and other steep inclines
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[09:36:46] <goofygoobers> And having a big penis ain't all it's cracked up to be.
[09:37:01] <luckybunny> and watch for any loose planks if you must cross bridges... they can be rather unstable
[09:37:12] <luckybunny> goofygoobers: indeed
[09:37:38] <@alexander> goofygoobers: so true. when you use the zipper it's very dangerous because sometimes it gets caught in the rivets
[09:37:39] <Syronin> :/
[09:37:45] <@alexander> on jeans
[09:38:28] <Auriel> indeed
[09:38:55] <goofygoobers> Hi Auriel
[09:39:05] <Auriel> I've personally found they work better when turned inside out.
[09:39:12] <Auriel> Hi goofygoobers
[09:39:14] <goofygoobers> Have you ever talked to Kyran?
[09:39:18] <Auriel> Nope
[09:39:38] <goofygoobers> I think you might like her.
[09:39:39] <Auriel> Oop back in a sec
[09:40:59] alexander is alexander!~alexander@wrongplanet/alexander
[09:40:59] alexander's real name: Alex Plank
[09:40:59] alexander's channels: @#wrongplanet, #wrongplanet-alt
[09:40:59] alexander's server: rajaniemi.freenode.net - Helsinki, FI, EU
[09:40:59] alexander's info: is using a secure connection
[09:40:59] alexander's idle time: 0d 0h 3m 13s
[09:40:59] alexander's signon time: Mon May 26 20:25:01 2014
[09:40:59] alexander is authenticated as alexander
[09:40:59] alexander WHOIS info from rajaniemi.freenode.net
[09:41:09] 3 matches: alexander, altcp, Alternity
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: Information on alexander (account alexander):
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: Registered : Apr 11 16:48:27 2004 (10 years, 6 weeks, 6 days, 15:52:44 ago)
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: User reg.  : Apr 05 13:27:20 2004 (10 years, 7 weeks, 5 days, 19:13:51 ago)
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: Last addr  : ~alexander@wrongplanet/alexander
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: Last seen  : now
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: Email      : alex@wrongplanet.net
[09:41:11] NickServ [NickServ@services.]: alexander has enabled nick protection
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[09:42:47] goofygoobers waits
[09:43:15] 3 matches: alexander, altcp, Alternity
[09:43:19] luckybunny wonders who hacked alexander's account
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[09:43:58] <@alexander> i'm curious about kran as well
[09:44:02] <@alexander> *kyran
[09:44:47] <luckybunny> a) alexander doesn't usually troll, and b) alexander is usually far too sensitive to let that unstable planks comment fly. Actually I would have been insta-banned at questioning the fuhrer's behaviour in the first place
[09:45:08] <luckybunny> therefore, my deduction is that someone else is behind the wheel
[09:45:19] <Kyran> What's up?
[09:45:43] <luckybunny> which is noteworthy
[09:45:53] <@alexander> i think it's really insensitive that this luckybunny character is referencing the nazi party. esepcially with how we were treated
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[09:47:16] <goofygoobers> @wpops
[09:47:18] <@BotX> goofygoobers: The operation succeeded.
[09:47:22] <luckybunny> it's German for 'father'
[09:47:28] <carrots> whatever could be wrong goofy
[09:47:44] 2 matches: carrots, Carsten
[09:47:49] <goofygoobers> I thought @alexander was trolling
[09:47:50] <luckybunny> carrots: hacked founder
[09:47:58] <carrots> i deopd him
[09:48:00] <Smuckerz> goofygoobers?
[09:48:03] <carrots> for now
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[09:48:12] alexander [~alexander@wrongplanet/alexander] has set mode +b *!*@wrongplanet/luckybunny
[09:48:12] You have been kicked from #wrongplanet by alexander [~alexander@wrongplanet/alexander]: luckybunny