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Fish is the currency in Norway.

They swim around all the time because they have nothing else to do. Fish is related to jellyfish, which one can easily see the lutefisk. The relationship can be difficult to see in other fish species. To identify relationships between jellyfish and fish for these species must dissect eyes. If it then runs into a slimy jelly like fluid are related. If it comes out a green or cataracts have missed. (The fish will then be closer related to birds., This may be the case for flying fish and rødhakkespette.)

During the winter, so the fish are hiding under the snow to keep itself warm. Fish is also a terrible beast with more legs than you can count. This can be easily put in the neck. This was one of the many ways McGyver died. It is one of many aliens who have been intimidated to life escapologist Lars Monsen. They live in the mountains, but when spawning migration approaches, take the submarine to the nearest tropical island to go to a strip party. Fish is also known to be extremely sex addicted.


Because of nasty climate change can now recently also find fish in the sea. If you are unlucky enough to get one on the hook while looking for international communism, run straight to your mother and tell about the traumatic event. She will then give you a cup of hot cocoa, and all is forgotten. Then you can resume the search for international communism.

Fish contain toxins omega-3 and trans. Some fish contain the substance uranium and this makes them crazy murderers who kill shrimp and other shellfish. This increases the likelihood of orgasm with 99.99%, which can also cause fish blow, particularly for cod. This type of cod called "salt cod" and found only in cold regions.


Propagation: The fish reproduce asexual, ie the fertilized itself using autofellatio. (No it's not the name of an Italian man). Many believe that the fish lay eggs (roe), but this is just a myth. Rowan is in fact a dangerous parasite that swims into the fish and suck the life force out of it.


Some fish are happy like "Happy salmon" this can be found only in northern Finland. This fish is not rare and you see it every time you get it to "hook". The Swedes' favorite fish movie is "Jaws 3". Swedes are crazy Gla Salmon. Mackerel is one of the most dangerous "vibrator fishes" in the North Sea. It makes over 8,000,000,000,000 blondes orgasm or putting it firmly in the vagina. It can be difficult to get a mackerel out of the vagina, the easiest way is to operate it with a chainsaw.

This is done without anesthesia. To minimize damage to the fish, cut off and the genitals out and fish are released and vagina stuffed into left and sutured in place with yarn of 100% Norwegian sheep. Do you have anal itching try to put a mackerel into the anus and see if it helps. Is your mom fat try to shake the fat away with mackerel.


The most dangerous fish that are found in Norway, herring, it kills over 300 people every year. People are scared to death of the little gnome swimming around just to make a mean streak. Norwegian coastguard trying to keep the population down, they tend generally to drown herring in water. This is a long and painful death, the head of the Coast Guard Gjådd Leif Leifusen. It is approx. 0.10.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000.000. herring in Norway, and the population must be reduced to approx. 100 million in 2012. They estimate that over the last 50 years they have worked to bring down the herring stocks, they have killed about 20 herring.


General Fish: Some fish suffer from svømmofobi, this allows the fish to swim to stay alive dies. Researchers have found that the fish species most affected by "svømmofobi" is shrimp. It dies about. 20 shrimp per year of svømmofobi. To reduce these numbers, you have to give them "antibiotics". "People should do more to observe the shrimp with this type of phobia" said Minister fishing: Fishing Fiskesen to VG and Here and Now. If you are a member of www.Idliketohelpanddonate1000USDperweektohelppoorfishes.com/signup and give us 1000 USD a week.


It also releases a gas called methane, which makes it dangerous to swim where there are a lot of fish, because you can die from poisoning.


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