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- (INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
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- WREN: Everyone loves Halloween,
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- especially in Cleveland.
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- 00:01:01,311 --> 00:01:03,396
- When you're known as
- "The Mistake By The Lake,"
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- 00:01:03,480 --> 00:01:06,774
- the chance to pretend you're somebody
- else for a night sounds pretty good.
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- 00:01:12,656 --> 00:01:14,657
- My dad grew up here, too.
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- 00:01:15,325 --> 00:01:18,286
- His theory was, "No matter
- what happens in high school,
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- "college is where you figure
- out who you really are."
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- Not just some pretend-for-a-night
- version of yourself, but the real deal.
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- 00:01:28,338 --> 00:01:33,050
- He went to NYU after he graduated,
- which is where I'm planning on going,
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- provided I can survive
- the insanity that is my family.
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- I know.
- Everyone thinks their family's crazy.
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- - But trust me...
- - (SNIFFS)
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- 00:01:45,773 --> 00:01:47,523
- - ...you don't have...
- - Albert!
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- 00:01:47,608 --> 00:01:48,983
- ...him.
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- 00:02:03,040 --> 00:02:04,207
- (SIGHS)
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- 00:02:08,045 --> 00:02:09,378
- Seriously?
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- Albert!
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- 00:02:19,389 --> 00:02:21,516
- Where are my boobs?
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- Mom, Albert struck again,
- that is twice this week.
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- 00:02:26,605 --> 00:02:28,648
- Oh, hon, he wants to be close to you.
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- 00:02:28,732 --> 00:02:30,149
- Well, that makes one of us.
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- 00:02:30,234 --> 00:02:32,026
- Have you signed my application yet?
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- Uh, application for what?
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- Afghan citizenship. Hello? College loans.
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- Oh, right. No.
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- Oh, again with that jacket.
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- Why couldn't you have gotten attached
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- to something of your dad's
- from this decade?
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- Mom. Application. Focus.
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- 00:02:45,916 --> 00:02:47,208
- We need to talk about this, Wren.
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- 00:02:47,292 --> 00:02:49,460
- I understand that you want to go to NYU,
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- but Ohio State
- is just much less expensive.
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- I know it's a lot of money
- and I promise not to major in English
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- so I can help pay it off.
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- 00:02:56,301 --> 00:02:59,804
- When my dad died,
- my mom kind of lost it.
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- She started dyeing her hair blonde,
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- shopping at Forever 21,
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- and going out with
- a person named Keevin.
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- Oh, Joy.
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- M'lady.
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- M'dawg. Yeah.
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- (KEEVIN CHUCKLES)
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- 00:03:18,574 --> 00:03:20,867
- Apparently, dating a 26-year-old
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- is one of the seven stages of grief.
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- Come on, Albert! Let's go!
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- 00:03:34,506 --> 00:03:37,884
- So, which do you think,
- sexy kitty or sexy mouse?
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- Can't you be a kitty without being sexy?
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- 00:03:40,679 --> 00:03:42,096
- Um, no.
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- Hello? Being sexy is what's gonna get us
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- into Aaron Riley's party tonight.
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- We're never getting into
- Aaron Riley's party.
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- We're not that cool.
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- 00:03:49,521 --> 00:03:51,522
- Huh. It's really sad
- that you're a pessimist.
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- Realist.
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- I read a statistic that
- a good Halloween costume
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- can increase your chance
- of popularity by 32 %. So,
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- have you thought about
- what you're going as yet?
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- 00:04:02,534 --> 00:04:06,370
- I was thinking
- maybe Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
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- 00:04:06,538 --> 00:04:07,538
- Huh?
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- 00:04:07,664 --> 00:04:09,415
- We learned about her in Government.
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- Feminist icon? Supreme Court justice?
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- Aaron Riley is a musician.
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- He is not a law-abiding citizen.
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- He's not gonna know who that is.
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- What if I did a rap explaining who I am?
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- 00:04:21,386 --> 00:04:23,512
- Stop. You're getting
- your nerd juice all over me.
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- 00:04:23,597 --> 00:04:26,307
- - Wren. Hey!
- - Speaking of nerds. Oh, God.
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- - Hey, Roosevelt.
- - Morning, ladies.
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- Happy Halloween. Right?
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- Albert, what's shaking, buddy?
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- Still not talking, huh?
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- Nope. Going on almost a year.
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- Thanks. Hey, this monster's
- got some pretty big eyeballs.
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- That looks like your sweater.
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- My boobs. I'll take that.
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- 00:04:45,869 --> 00:04:48,287
- So, what are you going as
- for Halloween?
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- E.O. Wilson.
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- The father of sociobiology?
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- Exactly.
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- You two are going to costume jail for life.
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- Congratulations. You found someone
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- with a more obscure costume
- than Ruth Bader Ginsburg.
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- Wait. You think it's obscure?
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- Hey.
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- Maybe you could do
- an explaining rap, too.
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- (CLEARS THROAT)
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- I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist
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- I study ants and stuff if you get the gist
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- I'm about as cool as a guy can get
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- 00:05:18,694 --> 00:05:21,654
- Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net
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- - (LAUGHS) Yeah!
- - Right?
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- - That was good.
- - It's easy.
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- You could even do a stick bug dance
- to really bring it home.
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- - Or you couldn't do that.
- - Like one of these.
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- 00:05:31,248 --> 00:05:32,415
- Oh, my God. What are you doing?
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- Don't... Don't do that.
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- - What? Don't do what?
- - That.
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- Maybe you'll like
- praying mantis better. Ready?
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- Whoo!
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- - Can you please stop it?
- - You don't like that?
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- Wren, I said please.
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- The turtle is one
- of my personal favorites.
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- Whoo!
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- - Wren, please cut it out.
- - (ROOSEVELT CHUCKLES)
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- I'm gonna throw up.
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- WREN: Maybe this will
- make you feel better.
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- I don't even know
- what kind of bug this is.
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- 00:05:53,562 --> 00:05:55,771
- But what do you think about
- these moves, April?
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- How am I looking now?
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- (HORN HONKS)
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- WREN: Aaron Riley. God. Stud.
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- Legend.
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- Didn't know you could
- move like that, Desantis.
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- Uh...
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- You coming to my party tonight?
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- 'Cause you should.
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- I should?
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- You should.
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- I should.
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- Maybe I'll play a song for you.
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- Wren. We're going
- to Aaron Riley's party.
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- This is fully...
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- Albert!
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- He should not be off-leash.
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- WREN: Halloween just went from
- another holiday I was trying to avoid
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- to possibly the greatest night of my life.
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- Okay, so now I really need
- to figure out my costume,
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- 00:07:28,907 --> 00:07:32,535
- because Ruth Bader Ginsburg
- won't work.
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- What about sexy Ruth Bader Ginsburg?
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- No, that's weird.
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- April's got dibs on wildlife.
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- (GROWLS SOFTLY)
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- 00:07:48,593 --> 00:07:52,471
- And Aaron Riley always goes
- as the star of his favorite movie.
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- 00:07:52,556 --> 00:07:54,723
- Why not? They keep making sequels.
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- (GASPS)
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- No. Not a chance.
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- 00:08:05,235 --> 00:08:08,654
- Hey. Look, you love Spider-Man.
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- 00:08:08,738 --> 00:08:10,322
- He looks like a Mexican wrestler.
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- 00:08:12,242 --> 00:08:16,328
- Whatever. For once,
- you're not my problem tonight.
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- WREN: Thanks to some
- inspiration from Pink Floyd,
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- I got it. Dorothy, from The Wizard of Oz.
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- 00:08:40,103 --> 00:08:42,229
- Not only is she an iconic female hero,
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- but she also provides a costume
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- that I happen to have in my closet.
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- 00:08:53,783 --> 00:08:56,619
- Yellow brick road, here we come.
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- 00:08:59,623 --> 00:09:01,790
- Oh, hey, Wren. What do you think?
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- I think people might misinterpret
- what you mean by "trick or treat."
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- 00:09:05,962 --> 00:09:07,129
- That's what you're taking Albert out in?
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- 00:09:07,214 --> 00:09:08,797
- Oh, no, I forgot to tell you.
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- You're gonna watch Albert tonight.
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- 00:09:10,508 --> 00:09:12,593
- I'm going to a party with Keevin.
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- 00:09:12,844 --> 00:09:14,637
- A party? With Keevin?
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- Why are you saying his name like that?
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- It's not even a name, Mom.
- You're either Kevin or you're Steven.
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- Keevin does not exist.
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- 00:09:20,352 --> 00:09:23,145
- Keevin does exist,
- and he is kind and employed.
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- 00:09:24,105 --> 00:09:27,274
- No, Mom, I did not agree to this. Please?
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- Don't do this to me.
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- Honey, if you watch Albert tonight,
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- I'll sign the application
- for NYU tomorrow.
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- 00:09:33,323 --> 00:09:35,241
- And then this time next year,
- you're gonna be
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- trick-or-treating the West Village!
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- 00:09:37,202 --> 00:09:39,578
- I love you, thank you, you're welcome.
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- 00:09:41,164 --> 00:09:42,331
- (DOOR CLOSES)
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- Happy Halloween, Spidey.
- Aren't you adorable?
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- 00:09:53,301 --> 00:09:56,512
- You have a lot to choose from.
- Pick your favorite.
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- (YELLS)
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- 00:10:10,026 --> 00:10:12,027
- (ALL SCREAMING)
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- 00:10:13,029 --> 00:10:14,363
- (GRUNTING)
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- 00:10:21,329 --> 00:10:24,707
- Honey! Honey,
- I think we need more candy.
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- APRIL: This sucks.
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- I can't believe we're missing the party.
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- 00:10:32,716 --> 00:10:36,427
- How about this?
- When's Albert's bedtime?
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- 9:00.
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- 00:10:37,846 --> 00:10:40,639
- But if he's riding a sugar high,
- sometime next week.
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- 00:10:40,724 --> 00:10:41,890
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
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- 00:10:46,688 --> 00:10:49,148
- Oh, my God, it's Aaron.
- How did he get my number?
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- 00:10:50,984 --> 00:10:53,444
- A smiley face emoticon?
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- 00:10:54,279 --> 00:10:55,738
- We have to go.
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- 00:10:55,947 --> 00:10:57,906
- If we don't,
- he'll move on to someone else.
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- 00:10:58,533 --> 00:11:00,659
- My mom's been married three times.
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- 00:11:00,744 --> 00:11:02,745
- Trust me, that is how love works.
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- 00:11:02,829 --> 00:11:05,122
- MAN: Whose child is this?
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- 00:11:05,206 --> 00:11:06,373
- Get over here.
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- 00:11:07,584 --> 00:11:08,792
- Hi.
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- 00:11:08,877 --> 00:11:10,878
- Does he belong to you?
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- 00:11:10,962 --> 00:11:14,256
- He cleaned me out.
- The sign says, "Take one."
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- 00:11:14,924 --> 00:11:17,259
- Plus, I don't think
- he needs the extra pounds.
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- 00:11:17,886 --> 00:11:19,595
- WREN: Sorry, sir.
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- 00:11:22,182 --> 00:11:25,601
- Albert, do you have any idea
- what I sacrificed to be out here tonight?
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- 00:11:25,894 --> 00:11:28,062
- Do we need to send you to rehab?
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- 00:11:28,772 --> 00:11:30,439
- Okay, we're going to go
- through the haunted house,
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- 00:11:30,565 --> 00:11:32,691
- and then you're going to bed. Come on.
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- 00:11:32,776 --> 00:11:34,193
- (OWL HOOTING)
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- 00:11:35,028 --> 00:11:36,236
- (APRIL GRUMBLES)
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- 00:11:36,905 --> 00:11:39,156
- Damn! I've never seen you like that.
- 198
- 00:11:39,240 --> 00:11:42,493
- I guess the pressure of being
- a teen mom is getting to me.
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- 00:11:42,619 --> 00:11:44,286
- - Roosevelt!
- - Oh, my...
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- 00:11:46,247 --> 00:11:47,247
- WREN: Hey, Peng.
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- 00:11:47,457 --> 00:11:48,457
- Wren, hey.
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- 00:11:48,625 --> 00:11:50,000
- What the hell are you?
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- 00:11:50,335 --> 00:11:54,338
- I'm Aaron Burr, fool.
- The dude who shot Alexander Hamilton.
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- 00:11:54,756 --> 00:11:56,840
- Check it. Period gat.
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- 00:11:56,966 --> 00:11:58,425
- Don't worry, it's just an antique.
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- 00:11:58,635 --> 00:12:00,928
- I'm going to step outside.
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- 00:12:02,305 --> 00:12:03,305
- So, Wren,
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- 00:12:04,265 --> 00:12:07,101
- listen, I think it's really cool that you don't
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- 00:12:07,310 --> 00:12:09,561
- feel the need
- to dress sexy on Halloween,
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- 00:12:09,646 --> 00:12:11,021
- like some other girls.
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- 00:12:12,607 --> 00:12:14,942
- Thank you, Roosevelt.
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- 00:12:15,944 --> 00:12:18,404
- Well, I'd better catch up with my brother.
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- 00:12:18,488 --> 00:12:21,240
- So, you guys have a good night. Bye.
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- 00:12:23,827 --> 00:12:25,369
- (CHILDREN SCREAMING IN DISTANCE)
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- 00:12:27,372 --> 00:12:28,580
- (SIGHS)
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- 00:12:30,458 --> 00:12:31,625
- WREN: Albert?
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- 00:12:33,169 --> 00:12:38,632
- Albert?
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- 00:12:41,970 --> 00:12:44,304
- Albert, I want to thank you.
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- 00:12:44,389 --> 00:12:47,224
- If it wasn't for you always doing stuff
- like petting a dead cat,
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- 00:12:47,308 --> 00:12:49,393
- I might never have found
- the motivation to leave home.
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- 00:12:49,477 --> 00:12:51,145
- You're not my mommy.
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- Bitch.
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- 00:12:57,861 --> 00:12:59,027
- Albert?
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- 00:13:01,573 --> 00:13:07,786
- Albert!
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- 00:13:10,165 --> 00:13:11,373
- Albert.
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- 00:13:12,834 --> 00:13:14,042
- Albert!
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- 00:13:15,712 --> 00:13:17,337
- Albert! (SCREAMS)
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- 00:13:21,426 --> 00:13:22,718
- (SCREAMS)
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- 00:13:22,927 --> 00:13:23,969
- (EXCLAIMING IN SURPRISE)
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- 00:13:24,053 --> 00:13:25,596
- (ALL SCREAMING)
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- 00:13:28,433 --> 00:13:29,725
- Albert!
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- 00:13:31,060 --> 00:13:32,102
- - (GROANS)
- - Oh!
- 233
- 00:13:34,731 --> 00:13:35,939
- Albert.
- 234
- 00:13:37,233 --> 00:13:38,484
- (GROWLS)
- 235
- 00:13:40,195 --> 00:13:46,492
- Albert!
- 236
- 00:13:48,161 --> 00:13:49,369
- Albert.
- 237
- 00:13:49,954 --> 00:13:51,538
- Oh, thank God.
- 238
- 00:13:52,624 --> 00:13:55,542
- Hey! I'm not doing anything wrong.
- 239
- 00:13:55,793 --> 00:13:57,794
- This is 100 % legal.
- 240
- 00:13:57,921 --> 00:14:01,006
- Yes, but very, very creepy.
- 241
- 00:14:02,425 --> 00:14:03,842
- Albert!
- 242
- 00:14:09,516 --> 00:14:11,600
- My mom is going to kill me.
- 243
- 00:14:16,898 --> 00:14:18,732
- Keevin Kilpatrick.
- 244
- 00:14:18,942 --> 00:14:20,025
- My oldest chum.
- 245
- 00:14:20,527 --> 00:14:21,944
- Nathaniel Brueder.
- 246
- 00:14:22,028 --> 00:14:23,237
- You've heard all about the lovely Joy.
- 247
- 00:14:23,321 --> 00:14:24,821
- - Hi.
- - Indeed I have.
- 248
- 00:14:24,948 --> 00:14:27,032
- But you were wrong
- about one thing, Keevin.
- 249
- 00:14:27,116 --> 00:14:29,201
- She's twice as beautiful as Katie Couric.
- 250
- 00:14:30,036 --> 00:14:33,288
- Oh, thank you.
- She could be my mother, but
- 251
- 00:14:33,373 --> 00:14:36,041
- I love her and I think she's so brave.
- 252
- 00:14:36,376 --> 00:14:39,711
- Please, welcome, welcome.
- Casa de Brueder.
- 253
- 00:14:40,547 --> 00:14:42,297
- I brought some wine.
- Do you have a wine table,
- 254
- 00:14:42,382 --> 00:14:43,799
- or should I give this
- to one of the servers?
- 255
- 00:14:43,883 --> 00:14:45,676
- You are a peach. My parents love wine.
- 256
- 00:14:45,760 --> 00:14:48,053
- You can chuck it in their
- wine cellar downstairs.
- 257
- 00:14:48,137 --> 00:14:49,805
- Why are they here?
- 258
- 00:14:50,056 --> 00:14:52,891
- Because, duh, they live here.
- 259
- 00:14:53,184 --> 00:14:54,226
- Oh.
- 260
- 00:14:54,310 --> 00:14:55,811
- Great people. You'll love them.
- 261
- 00:14:56,104 --> 00:14:58,730
- Come on. Everyone's down
- in the Nate Cave. Race you!
- 262
- 00:14:58,898 --> 00:15:00,315
- (KEEVIN EXCLAIMS GLEEFULLY)
- 263
- 00:15:00,483 --> 00:15:01,692
- (ELECTRONIC MUSIC PLAYING)
- 264
- 00:15:02,402 --> 00:15:04,695
- Dude, I worked, like, 13 hours this week.
- 265
- 00:15:04,779 --> 00:15:08,031
- I don't know about you,
- but I'm ready to cut loose!
- 266
- 00:15:08,700 --> 00:15:10,033
- (CHEERING)
- 267
- 00:15:15,081 --> 00:15:16,164
- Oh.
- 268
- 00:15:17,959 --> 00:15:18,959
- (EXHALES)
- 269
- 00:15:19,836 --> 00:15:21,670
- Can you walk any faster?
- 270
- 00:15:21,921 --> 00:15:24,673
- APRIL: No, I can't. We need a car.
- 271
- 00:15:24,757 --> 00:15:27,175
- I should call the police again.
- Or the hospital.
- 272
- 00:15:27,260 --> 00:15:28,677
- Or maybe the pound.
- 273
- 00:15:28,761 --> 00:15:31,305
- This is bad, April.
- This is really, really bad.
- 274
- 00:15:31,431 --> 00:15:34,725
- Oh, come on. What's the worst
- that could happen to him?
- 275
- 00:15:35,101 --> 00:15:37,436
- Okay. How about this?
- 276
- 00:15:37,687 --> 00:15:39,021
- We split up.
- 277
- 00:15:39,439 --> 00:15:41,273
- Cover more houses.
- 278
- 00:15:41,441 --> 00:15:45,027
- Let me guess.
- So you can go to the party.
- 279
- 00:15:45,778 --> 00:15:48,196
- - It's at a house.
- - Come on!
- 280
- 00:15:50,366 --> 00:15:52,909
- (CHUCKLING)
- Well played, Galaxy Scout.
- 281
- 00:15:55,496 --> 00:15:56,538
- Huh.
- 282
- 00:15:56,623 --> 00:15:58,290
- Hey, there, little man.
- 283
- 00:15:58,791 --> 00:16:01,960
- Whoa, that arm looks real bad.
- 284
- 00:16:02,128 --> 00:16:04,880
- Who was it? Green Goblin
- or that lunatic, Dr. Octopus?
- 285
- 00:16:05,715 --> 00:16:08,050
- Venom? You must
- have been freaking out.
- 286
- 00:16:08,801 --> 00:16:11,470
- What's happening? Oh, yeah, of course.
- 287
- 00:16:12,138 --> 00:16:13,221
- You need to feed.
- 288
- 00:16:13,306 --> 00:16:15,474
- It's very full already, but still...
- 289
- 00:16:16,309 --> 00:16:17,559
- Do you chew, bro?
- 290
- 00:16:17,810 --> 00:16:19,645
- That's disgusting to say.
- 291
- 00:16:20,063 --> 00:16:21,313
- Expecting?
- 292
- 00:16:21,731 --> 00:16:22,856
- Utility knife.
- 293
- 00:16:23,066 --> 00:16:25,984
- I don't know why we have so
- many knives and safety pins.
- 294
- 00:16:26,235 --> 00:16:28,028
- You backed up in any way or...
- 295
- 00:16:29,197 --> 00:16:31,365
- Mmm. Here we go.
- 296
- 00:16:32,825 --> 00:16:34,034
- Just mainline it, right?
- 297
- 00:16:34,118 --> 00:16:35,410
- I mean, don't really mainline it
- 298
- 00:16:35,495 --> 00:16:38,580
- because that would be intense. Hey.
- 299
- 00:16:39,749 --> 00:16:42,084
- You're that little kid
- from the arcade, right?
- 300
- 00:16:42,418 --> 00:16:45,295
- Man, you are
- an absolute beast at Mario Kart.
- 301
- 00:16:45,546 --> 00:16:48,256
- Wow, a living legend in my presence.
- I am Fuzzy,
- 302
- 00:16:48,424 --> 00:16:51,218
- and you are Spidey. Of course.
- 303
- 00:16:51,302 --> 00:16:52,761
- Well, nice to meet you, Spidey.
- 304
- 00:16:53,596 --> 00:16:54,930
- Slushee's on the house.
- 305
- 00:16:55,264 --> 00:16:57,057
- Cool. Anyways...
- 306
- 00:16:58,101 --> 00:16:59,476
- Nice to meet you and everything
- 307
- 00:16:59,602 --> 00:17:01,269
- and stay in touch, man. Just don't...
- 308
- 00:17:01,604 --> 00:17:03,438
- If you see me in the arcade,
- 309
- 00:17:03,773 --> 00:17:06,817
- say, "What's up?"
- and I'll spot you some quarters,
- 310
- 00:17:06,901 --> 00:17:08,819
- 'cause you got mad skills.
- 311
- 00:17:08,945 --> 00:17:09,986
- That went weird.
- 312
- 00:17:11,447 --> 00:17:13,490
- Oh, what's up, fellows?
- Making an omelet?
- 313
- 00:17:13,616 --> 00:17:15,575
- Yeah, with a side of T. P.
- 314
- 00:17:15,660 --> 00:17:17,828
- - Who you hitting?
- - Whoever has got it coming.
- 315
- 00:17:17,912 --> 00:17:19,413
- Tonight's all about revenge.
- 316
- 00:17:19,831 --> 00:17:22,332
- First on our list is Stacy Lautner's house.
- 317
- 00:17:22,917 --> 00:17:25,127
- She said she'd be
- my lab partner this year,
- 318
- 00:17:25,211 --> 00:17:27,963
- but first day of class,
- she was sitting with David G.
- 319
- 00:17:28,756 --> 00:17:31,299
- Man, I feel your pain, brother.
- 320
- 00:17:31,592 --> 00:17:32,718
- Stay strong.
- 321
- 00:17:32,802 --> 00:17:34,344
- All right, man. Wish us luck.
- 322
- 00:17:34,429 --> 00:17:35,971
- Hey, we're sensitive guys, right?
- 323
- 00:17:36,055 --> 00:17:37,431
- Vengeance.
- 324
- 00:17:37,765 --> 00:17:39,766
- Yeah. Vengeance.
- 325
- 00:17:42,437 --> 00:17:43,603
- (SIGHS)
- 326
- 00:17:48,067 --> 00:17:49,109
- Vengeance.
- 327
- 00:17:51,904 --> 00:17:54,531
- Ow. Okay. All right.
- 328
- 00:18:07,462 --> 00:18:10,130
- What's up, Spidey?
- You just chilling out here by yourself?
- 329
- 00:18:10,965 --> 00:18:12,215
- Okay.
- 330
- 00:18:12,383 --> 00:18:16,136
- Well, no man should ride alone tonight.
- 331
- 00:18:16,971 --> 00:18:18,972
- You don't have any friends or anything?
- 332
- 00:18:19,807 --> 00:18:21,475
- Look who's talking.
- 333
- 00:18:22,477 --> 00:18:23,560
- I tell you what.
- 334
- 00:18:24,312 --> 00:18:26,646
- I need a man for a mission.
- 335
- 00:18:27,482 --> 00:18:30,817
- One man for one mission
- to avenge one broken heart.
- 336
- 00:18:31,152 --> 00:18:34,154
- Will it be dangerous?
- Yes. Very much so.
- 337
- 00:18:34,322 --> 00:18:36,782
- In fact, I'm quite scared about it.
- 338
- 00:18:36,866 --> 00:18:39,534
- Will we make it back alive?
- I don't know, to be honest.
- 339
- 00:18:39,619 --> 00:18:40,702
- I do not know.
- 340
- 00:18:40,787 --> 00:18:42,370
- But I can promise you this.
- 341
- 00:18:42,580 --> 00:18:45,540
- He who follows me
- unto the breach, my dear friends,
- 342
- 00:18:45,666 --> 00:18:48,460
- will be rewarded
- with unlimited free Funyuns
- 343
- 00:18:48,544 --> 00:18:50,670
- for the rest of his life.
- 344
- 00:18:51,756 --> 00:18:53,006
- So, look.
- 345
- 00:18:53,090 --> 00:18:54,216
- (SIGHS)
- 346
- 00:18:54,842 --> 00:18:56,676
- I just feel like
- we could help each other out tonight.
- 347
- 00:18:57,678 --> 00:19:00,722
- So what do you say, Spidey? Are you in?
- 348
- 00:19:02,725 --> 00:19:03,934
- (SLURPING)
- 349
- 00:19:04,018 --> 00:19:05,560
- Take your time.
- 350
- 00:19:12,193 --> 00:19:14,694
- Yep. Bam. Awesome.
- 351
- 00:19:14,946 --> 00:19:15,946
- Great news.
- 352
- 00:19:16,364 --> 00:19:18,031
- All right, so...
- 353
- 00:19:18,699 --> 00:19:21,576
- Just get in my car
- and we'll roll, man, like homeys.
- 354
- 00:19:21,702 --> 00:19:25,205
- Not that I'm luring a kid into my car.
- 355
- 00:19:25,706 --> 00:19:28,708
- I'm not luring a kid into my car.
- 356
- 00:19:28,876 --> 00:19:32,587
- Let's check in here.
- Albert's nursing a major Slushee habit.
- 357
- 00:19:33,548 --> 00:19:35,465
- Okay, seriously, what is wrong with you?
- 358
- 00:19:35,550 --> 00:19:38,134
- Okay, I wasn't going to bring this up,
- (EXHALES)
- 359
- 00:19:38,219 --> 00:19:39,970
- but it has reached crisis stage.
- 360
- 00:19:40,054 --> 00:19:42,722
- I put Nair on my butt this morning.
- 361
- 00:19:42,807 --> 00:19:45,141
- Oh, my God, it is chafing
- something fierce.
- 362
- 00:19:45,268 --> 00:19:48,311
- FUZZY: Here we go, Spidey.
- The adventure begins.
- 363
- 00:19:48,980 --> 00:19:50,021
- APRIL: It was an accident.
- 364
- 00:19:50,106 --> 00:19:53,149
- - You Naired your butt?
- - Yeah, and it burns.
- 365
- 00:19:53,234 --> 00:19:54,734
- Why in God's name would you do that?
- 366
- 00:19:54,819 --> 00:19:56,987
- It's like fire shooting out of my ass.
- 367
- 00:19:57,905 --> 00:20:00,031
- Oh, nerd alert. Other way.
- 368
- 00:20:00,116 --> 00:20:01,116
- Shh.
- 369
- 00:20:01,742 --> 00:20:04,494
- Please do not forget that in our cross-ex.
- 370
- 00:20:04,579 --> 00:20:06,621
- Just chill, bro. It's Spring Lake.
- 371
- 00:20:06,706 --> 00:20:08,290
- Follow me.
- 372
- 00:20:09,125 --> 00:20:10,709
- Roosevelt!
- 373
- 00:20:10,918 --> 00:20:13,336
- Peng! Hey, guys, what's going on?
- 374
- 00:20:13,421 --> 00:20:16,798
- We were just actually
- going over our strategy
- 375
- 00:20:16,883 --> 00:20:17,924
- for tomorrow's match.
- 376
- 00:20:18,426 --> 00:20:20,677
- - Fencing?
- - PENG: Debate, actually.
- 377
- 00:20:20,928 --> 00:20:22,679
- First co-captains in school history.
- 378
- 00:20:22,805 --> 00:20:25,223
- - That's really cool.
- - Um, Wren?
- 379
- 00:20:26,100 --> 00:20:30,437
- So, how do you get to the big match?
- Is there a team bus?
- 380
- 00:20:31,439 --> 00:20:33,023
- No, I drive my car.
- 381
- 00:20:33,608 --> 00:20:36,192
- Well, it's not my car,
- but I can get permission.
- 382
- 00:20:36,277 --> 00:20:39,529
- So could you get permission tonight?
- 383
- 00:20:39,614 --> 00:20:42,616
- Tonight? You want me to drive the car...
- 384
- 00:20:42,950 --> 00:20:46,119
- You want me to drive, tonight, with it?
- You in it?
- 385
- 00:20:46,454 --> 00:20:49,247
- What he was trying
- to say is we would love to drive around
- 386
- 00:20:49,332 --> 00:20:50,707
- with you girls at night with no parents.
- 387
- 00:20:50,791 --> 00:20:52,167
- Great.
- 388
- 00:20:52,627 --> 00:20:55,086
- So, yeah. Let's, uh...
- Let's hit the road. Let's go.
- 389
- 00:20:55,379 --> 00:20:57,380
- Uh, the thing is...
- 390
- 00:20:58,633 --> 00:21:00,800
- I haven't fully completed
- my trust window yet.
- 391
- 00:21:01,385 --> 00:21:03,303
- Your trust window?
- 392
- 00:21:03,554 --> 00:21:06,473
- It's like a second learner's permit,
- but between me and my moms.
- 393
- 00:21:06,557 --> 00:21:09,476
- You know, for six months,
- I can't drive with anyone
- 394
- 00:21:09,560 --> 00:21:12,854
- outside my immediate academic
- and/or social circles.
- 395
- 00:21:13,064 --> 00:21:14,731
- Oh, bummer. Let's go.
- 396
- 00:21:15,066 --> 00:21:16,232
- But...
- 397
- 00:21:19,153 --> 00:21:20,236
- We're friends.
- 398
- 00:21:48,307 --> 00:21:49,641
- My Crush.
- 399
- 00:21:52,853 --> 00:21:54,813
- It's all over the floor.
- 400
- 00:21:55,189 --> 00:21:56,606
- You guys want to go?
- 401
- 00:21:57,525 --> 00:21:58,775
- We should go.
- 402
- 00:21:59,694 --> 00:22:01,486
- Prostitution.
- 403
- 00:22:08,869 --> 00:22:12,497
- Okay, come on in. Shoes off, slippers on.
- 404
- 00:22:12,581 --> 00:22:14,290
- And please use your inside voices,
- 405
- 00:22:14,375 --> 00:22:17,002
- which, if you need a barometer,
- is about where I am now.
- 406
- 00:22:17,128 --> 00:22:19,754
- No problem. So what's our cover?
- 407
- 00:22:19,839 --> 00:22:21,464
- We're debate team cheerleaders
- or something?
- 408
- 00:22:21,549 --> 00:22:22,757
- No, it's okay.
- 409
- 00:22:22,842 --> 00:22:25,135
- You're my friends, you lost your brother.
- 410
- 00:22:25,219 --> 00:22:26,970
- I don't ever lie to my moms.
- 411
- 00:22:27,096 --> 00:22:28,388
- One more thing.
- 412
- 00:22:28,514 --> 00:22:31,141
- Do either of you carry
- any sort of unusual scents
- 413
- 00:22:31,225 --> 00:22:33,393
- or chemical odors?
- 414
- 00:22:33,728 --> 00:22:36,146
- Really know how to smooth talk a girl.
- 415
- 00:22:36,230 --> 00:22:38,940
- I mean like scented lotions, perfumes.
- 416
- 00:22:39,066 --> 00:22:41,401
- Fragrances set off Tolstoy's asthma.
- 417
- 00:22:41,485 --> 00:22:43,153
- - Tolstoy?
- - The cat.
- 418
- 00:22:43,404 --> 00:22:45,196
- He's a gray tabby. He's 12.
- 419
- 00:22:45,281 --> 00:22:46,322
- PENG: Really?
- 420
- 00:22:46,407 --> 00:22:49,451
- (WHISPERING) Wait.
- What about the Nair on your...
- 421
- 00:22:50,911 --> 00:22:52,454
- - You-know-what.
- - Shh!
- 422
- 00:22:52,747 --> 00:22:55,915
- Don't talk about my you-know-what
- in front of them.
- 423
- 00:22:56,042 --> 00:22:58,376
- (CLEARS THROAT) We love cats!
- 424
- 00:22:58,878 --> 00:23:01,171
- (PLAYING LIVELY
- INSTRUMENTAL MUSIC)
- 425
- 00:23:17,438 --> 00:23:18,772
- Roosevelt.
- 426
- 00:23:18,898 --> 00:23:19,939
- Hey, Moms.
- 427
- 00:23:20,066 --> 00:23:23,026
- (WHISPERING) I thought
- he was just talking like Lil Wayne.
- 428
- 00:23:23,527 --> 00:23:26,362
- I didn't expect you home
- until Charlie Rose.
- 429
- 00:23:26,947 --> 00:23:29,282
- Moms, this is Wren Desantis.
- 430
- 00:23:30,242 --> 00:23:32,452
- - Hi.
- - And April...
- 431
- 00:23:32,953 --> 00:23:34,162
- - April...
- - (CAT HISSING)
- 432
- 00:23:35,623 --> 00:23:37,040
- Martin-Danzinger-Ross.
- 433
- 00:23:37,500 --> 00:23:40,043
- The only thing my mom loves
- more than men is hyphens.
- 434
- 00:23:40,127 --> 00:23:41,669
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 435
- 00:23:41,962 --> 00:23:44,756
- So this is the Wren Desantis.
- 436
- 00:23:45,508 --> 00:23:46,508
- "The"?
- 437
- 00:23:46,592 --> 00:23:48,843
- I hear you're applying to NYU.
- 438
- 00:23:48,969 --> 00:23:52,806
- Yes, I think I mentioned that
- to Roosevelt once.
- 439
- 00:23:53,015 --> 00:23:54,140
- BARB: Mmm, great school.
- 440
- 00:23:54,225 --> 00:23:55,767
- That's where Barb earned
- her third doctorate.
- 441
- 00:23:55,851 --> 00:23:56,851
- Yeah.
- 442
- 00:23:56,936 --> 00:23:58,978
- - In prenatal psychology. Yeah.
- - Yeah.
- 443
- 00:23:59,063 --> 00:24:01,731
- I'm still in touch with the dean
- through my heirloom bean club.
- 444
- 00:24:01,857 --> 00:24:03,399
- - Great guy.
- - JACKIE: Oh, Earl.
- 445
- 00:24:03,526 --> 00:24:04,526
- - He's a lovely person.
- - Yeah, he's a good guy.
- 446
- 00:24:04,652 --> 00:24:05,944
- He would write a letter in a heartbeat.
- 447
- 00:24:06,028 --> 00:24:07,278
- BARB: Oh, are you kidding me?
- 448
- 00:24:07,530 --> 00:24:08,780
- (SNEEZES)
- 449
- 00:24:08,948 --> 00:24:10,281
- - Yeah.
- - And very knowledgeable about beans.
- 450
- 00:24:10,366 --> 00:24:11,366
- Mmm.
- 451
- 00:24:11,450 --> 00:24:13,451
- I'm not sure where I am on chits...
- 452
- 00:24:13,536 --> 00:24:14,869
- Ba-b-b-b-b-b!
- 453
- 00:24:15,162 --> 00:24:16,913
- Speak the Greek language.
- 454
- 00:24:17,706 --> 00:24:20,542
- It's ancient Greek.
- It's just this fun thing we...
- 455
- 00:24:21,335 --> 00:24:22,710
- I would like to use the car.
- 456
- 00:24:30,094 --> 00:24:32,178
- (WHEEZING AND MEWING)
- 457
- 00:24:35,057 --> 00:24:36,391
- What's going on?
- 458
- 00:24:36,517 --> 00:24:37,892
- APRIL: You were right about the Nair.
- 459
- 00:24:39,562 --> 00:24:40,645
- (GASPS)
- 460
- 00:24:40,729 --> 00:24:43,189
- Oh, my God, my ass is killing this cat.
- 461
- 00:24:43,274 --> 00:24:44,274
- (WHINES)
- 462
- 00:24:45,818 --> 00:24:46,818
- Please?
- 463
- 00:24:47,194 --> 00:24:49,279
- No way!
- 464
- 00:24:50,573 --> 00:24:51,614
- Let's go!
- 465
- 00:24:53,242 --> 00:24:55,493
- WREN: It was so nice to meet you two.
- PENG: Bye, Mrs. Leroux.
- 466
- 00:24:55,578 --> 00:24:56,911
- Bye, Mrs. Leroux.
- 467
- 00:24:59,915 --> 00:25:00,874
- What was that about?
- 468
- 00:25:00,958 --> 00:25:02,333
- I don't know.
- We should have breastfed longer.
- 469
- 00:25:02,418 --> 00:25:03,751
- Oh, honey.
- 470
- 00:25:03,836 --> 00:25:04,919
- (WHINES)
- 471
- 00:25:05,421 --> 00:25:07,630
- (GASPS) Tolstoy! Jackie! Kitty down!
- 472
- 00:25:07,756 --> 00:25:09,007
- - We have a kitty down!
- - Oh!
- 473
- 00:25:09,925 --> 00:25:11,092
- What happened?
- 474
- 00:25:11,260 --> 00:25:12,427
- It's my fault.
- 475
- 00:25:12,553 --> 00:25:15,180
- I completely blanked on
- the ancient Greek for "seatbelt."
- 476
- 00:25:15,264 --> 00:25:16,389
- So now what do we do?
- 477
- 00:25:16,599 --> 00:25:19,934
- We drive really, really carefully.
- 478
- 00:25:21,770 --> 00:25:25,481
- FUZZY: Okay, Spidey, I don't know
- if you know about super-spy missions,
- 479
- 00:25:25,608 --> 00:25:27,817
- but the key here
- is the element of surprise.
- 480
- 00:25:28,110 --> 00:25:31,779
- We must be very, very, very stealthy.
- 481
- 00:25:35,117 --> 00:25:37,285
- There's Lara's place right up there.
- 482
- 00:25:38,370 --> 00:25:40,788
- (SIGHS) We had a lot
- of good times in that apartment.
- 483
- 00:25:41,624 --> 00:25:42,832
- I mean, not like that.
- 484
- 00:25:42,917 --> 00:25:45,752
- Well, like that, just not because of that.
- 485
- 00:25:48,255 --> 00:25:50,465
- Special. You know what I mean?
- 486
- 00:25:51,967 --> 00:25:53,134
- Do you?
- 487
- 00:25:54,011 --> 00:25:55,136
- Okay.
- 488
- 00:25:55,638 --> 00:25:58,139
- All right, well, you know,
- she didn't think so, because
- 489
- 00:25:58,474 --> 00:26:02,477
- she started sharing intimacies
- with this mixed martial arts guy.
- 490
- 00:26:02,811 --> 00:26:05,396
- Big, scary guy called Jörgen.
- 491
- 00:26:05,481 --> 00:26:07,815
- You know,
- the two rock dots over the "o"?
- 492
- 00:26:08,734 --> 00:26:12,570
- He has this huge tattoo on his arm
- of this dragon smoking a cigarette,
- 493
- 00:26:12,655 --> 00:26:15,782
- which I personally find redundant
- because I don't see why a dragon
- 494
- 00:26:15,866 --> 00:26:17,283
- would smoke a cigarette.
- 495
- 00:26:17,409 --> 00:26:20,036
- It doesn't make any sense.
- You know what I'm saying?
- 496
- 00:26:20,120 --> 00:26:22,538
- Dragons have smoke in their body.
- 497
- 00:26:22,915 --> 00:26:24,332
- It's part of being a dragon.
- 498
- 00:26:24,500 --> 00:26:27,001
- Not to mention if he's got dragon kids.
- 499
- 00:26:27,086 --> 00:26:29,212
- Smoking around dragon kids?
- I don't know.
- 500
- 00:26:29,922 --> 00:26:32,674
- Time for vengeance, Spidey. Yeah!
- 501
- 00:26:32,758 --> 00:26:36,094
- Okay, man, get pumped, here we go!
- Let's do this.
- 502
- 00:26:36,220 --> 00:26:37,220
- (GRUNTS)
- 503
- 00:26:39,431 --> 00:26:41,099
- Aw, what?
- 504
- 00:26:43,727 --> 00:26:44,852
- (EXHALES)
- 505
- 00:26:46,522 --> 00:26:47,647
- I'm gonna have to get a little bit closer.
- 506
- 00:26:47,731 --> 00:26:49,065
- You might wanna put your mask on
- 507
- 00:26:49,149 --> 00:26:52,026
- because we're about to commit
- a very serious crime.
- 508
- 00:26:52,611 --> 00:26:55,196
- I mean, you're a minor,
- still, but, you know,
- 509
- 00:26:55,281 --> 00:26:57,365
- these days, they execute minors.
- 510
- 00:26:58,117 --> 00:27:00,285
- Okay. All right. Here we go.
- 511
- 00:27:04,790 --> 00:27:06,165
- (FUZZY MUTTERING)
- 512
- 00:27:06,959 --> 00:27:08,293
- Let's play.
- 513
- 00:27:10,004 --> 00:27:12,880
- (CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah!
- 514
- 00:27:13,799 --> 00:27:15,300
- Direct hit, Spidey!
- 515
- 00:27:15,384 --> 00:27:16,426
- Yeah!
- 516
- 00:27:16,969 --> 00:27:17,969
- All right.
- 517
- 00:27:18,053 --> 00:27:19,429
- (FIRE CRACKLING)
- 518
- 00:27:19,638 --> 00:27:21,472
- Oh, no, that's a fire.
- 519
- 00:27:21,807 --> 00:27:23,516
- There's a fire. It's all on fire.
- 520
- 00:27:23,600 --> 00:27:26,144
- Get the hose! Spidey, get the hose!
- 521
- 00:27:31,317 --> 00:27:32,775
- (POLICE CHATTER ON RADIO)
- 522
- 00:27:33,902 --> 00:27:35,236
- Oh, no!
- 523
- 00:27:35,487 --> 00:27:36,487
- Oh, no.
- 524
- 00:27:36,572 --> 00:27:38,197
- What have I done? (SOBBING)
- 525
- 00:27:43,412 --> 00:27:44,412
- Fuzzy?
- 526
- 00:27:44,830 --> 00:27:45,997
- Lara?
- 527
- 00:27:46,332 --> 00:27:47,832
- MAN: What the hell?
- 528
- 00:27:48,334 --> 00:27:49,500
- Who the hell are you?
- 529
- 00:27:50,002 --> 00:27:51,085
- Lara!
- 530
- 00:27:53,255 --> 00:27:54,255
- (CRASHING)
- 531
- 00:27:54,340 --> 00:27:55,423
- (FUZZY MUTTERING)
- 532
- 00:27:57,593 --> 00:27:58,885
- Oh! Kill him, baby! Kill him!
- 533
- 00:27:59,762 --> 00:28:01,929
- Oh, this went horribly wrong.
- 534
- 00:28:04,183 --> 00:28:05,516
- OFFICER: Whoa. Right there.
- 535
- 00:28:05,768 --> 00:28:07,435
- FUZZY: This is a nightmare!
- MAN: Come here!
- 536
- 00:28:07,686 --> 00:28:09,604
- Run, Spidey! Go! Save yourself!
- 537
- 00:28:10,522 --> 00:28:12,690
- Meet me at the car!
- 538
- 00:28:18,530 --> 00:28:20,114
- WOMAN: Get him!
- 539
- 00:28:20,324 --> 00:28:21,407
- MAN: You're dead.
- 540
- 00:28:21,533 --> 00:28:23,034
- What? Come on! No!
- 541
- 00:28:23,118 --> 00:28:24,243
- (YELLING)
- 542
- 00:28:27,247 --> 00:28:29,916
- What is going on?
- 543
- 00:28:41,887 --> 00:28:44,889
- Wait. Wait, Spidey! Spidey!
- 544
- 00:28:46,725 --> 00:28:48,059
- Spidey!
- 545
- 00:28:49,228 --> 00:28:50,311
- Ah.
- 546
- 00:28:51,230 --> 00:28:52,897
- He really loves that candy.
- 547
- 00:28:56,068 --> 00:28:57,485
- - Fuzzy?
- - Lara!
- 548
- 00:28:57,820 --> 00:29:00,405
- Oh, thank God. Please,
- you gotta help me get my car back.
- 549
- 00:29:00,489 --> 00:29:03,074
- Why should I give a crap what happens
- to your lame car?
- 550
- 00:29:03,158 --> 00:29:06,911
- Because there's
- an eight-year-old boy inside.
- 551
- 00:29:09,748 --> 00:29:11,082
- That's messed up.
- 552
- 00:29:11,166 --> 00:29:13,209
- It's not what you're thinking.
- 553
- 00:29:41,029 --> 00:29:43,990
- WREN: We checked the mini-mart
- and the arcade.
- 554
- 00:29:44,074 --> 00:29:45,533
- The comic book store is closed.
- 555
- 00:29:45,826 --> 00:29:49,162
- I know. Let's go to Captain Chicken.
- Albert lives for that stuff.
- 556
- 00:29:49,371 --> 00:29:51,497
- Really? Despite all the trans fat?
- 557
- 00:29:52,958 --> 00:29:55,334
- I know a place where we can ask
- 200 people if they've seen him.
- 558
- 00:29:55,669 --> 00:29:57,587
- No, April, for the hundredth time,
- 559
- 00:29:57,713 --> 00:29:59,881
- we are not going to Aaron Riley's.
- 560
- 00:30:00,048 --> 00:30:01,382
- You know, to be honest,
- 561
- 00:30:01,592 --> 00:30:03,551
- I don't really get all
- the hype about Aaron.
- 562
- 00:30:03,677 --> 00:30:07,763
- Well, A, he's gorgeous,
- and B, please refer to A.
- 563
- 00:30:07,848 --> 00:30:10,057
- Pump it up, bro!
- Let's get some tunes going!
- 564
- 00:30:10,142 --> 00:30:11,142
- - (BALLAD PLAYING)
- - Hey, stop.
- 565
- 00:30:11,226 --> 00:30:13,686
- Only the pilot touches the controls.
- 566
- 00:30:13,770 --> 00:30:14,896
- This is the most fun I've ever had.
- 567
- 00:30:14,980 --> 00:30:16,772
- PENG: Chicks dig music, bro.
- 568
- 00:30:16,857 --> 00:30:17,857
- ROOSEVELT: Stop messing!
- 569
- 00:30:19,401 --> 00:30:21,402
- (BALLAD PLAYING LOUDLY)
- 570
- 00:30:22,237 --> 00:30:24,572
- Oh, fantastic! You broke the stereo!
- 571
- 00:30:24,865 --> 00:30:27,200
- No big deal. Just put the knob back on!
- 572
- 00:30:27,409 --> 00:30:29,410
- Yeah. Seriously,
- Peng, just give me the knob!
- 573
- 00:30:29,495 --> 00:30:31,370
- I don't have the knob, Roosevelt!
- 574
- 00:30:31,455 --> 00:30:32,455
- I think it's over here!
- 575
- 00:30:32,706 --> 00:30:35,249
- Find the knob! Do not touch my leg!
- 576
- 00:30:35,751 --> 00:30:37,418
- Whoa, whoa, whoa,
- where are you going?
- 577
- 00:30:38,045 --> 00:30:39,587
- ROOSEVELT:
- You said Captain Chicken.
- 578
- 00:30:39,838 --> 00:30:41,881
- Yeah, from a side street. Not the strip!
- 579
- 00:30:41,965 --> 00:30:42,965
- I want out!
- 580
- 00:30:43,759 --> 00:30:46,594
- APRIL: Oh, my God!
- This is where cool people hang out.
- 581
- 00:30:46,720 --> 00:30:48,429
- We are officially losers!
- 582
- 00:30:48,764 --> 00:30:49,931
- I want out!
- 583
- 00:30:51,099 --> 00:30:52,433
- Let me out of this nerd ship!
- 584
- 00:30:52,601 --> 00:30:54,352
- Rule 6C, child safety locks...
- 585
- 00:30:54,436 --> 00:30:56,020
- APRIL: Get us out of here, Roosevelt!
- 586
- 00:30:56,104 --> 00:30:57,438
- Where do you want me to go?
- 587
- 00:30:57,773 --> 00:30:59,106
- APRIL: Oh, God!
- 588
- 00:30:59,399 --> 00:31:02,568
- Oh, no! Here comes the uplifting chorus!
- 589
- 00:31:24,591 --> 00:31:27,260
- ROOSEVELT: Okay, we're almost there.
- Hang on, guys.
- 590
- 00:31:28,971 --> 00:31:30,221
- What's happening?
- 591
- 00:31:30,305 --> 00:31:31,597
- (EXCLAIMS IN ANCIENT GREEK)
- 592
- 00:31:31,848 --> 00:31:32,848
- What?
- 593
- 00:31:32,975 --> 00:31:34,267
- It's ancient Greek for broken alternator.
- 594
- 00:31:34,351 --> 00:31:35,393
- - They tried telling me.
- - (HORN HONKING)
- 595
- 00:31:36,144 --> 00:31:38,312
- Move the babe magnet, asswad!
- 596
- 00:31:38,647 --> 00:31:40,815
- Yeah, asswad!
- 597
- 00:31:42,776 --> 00:31:44,068
- What's up, bitches?
- 598
- 00:31:44,152 --> 00:31:45,528
- Why don't you get out
- of that honky-ass truck
- 599
- 00:31:45,612 --> 00:31:46,988
- and come at me like a man?
- 600
- 00:31:51,702 --> 00:31:54,412
- Start the car, Roosevelt.
- Start it! Start the car!
- 601
- 00:31:54,496 --> 00:31:56,831
- I'm trying. Why must you
- always be so confrontational?
- 602
- 00:31:56,999 --> 00:31:58,791
- Sorry, man.
- You know how jacked up I get
- 603
- 00:31:58,875 --> 00:32:00,209
- - the night before a debate.
- - (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 604
- 00:32:00,919 --> 00:32:02,003
- Oh, my God. It's my mom.
- 605
- 00:32:02,170 --> 00:32:06,007
- Holy crap, that's Mike Puglio.
- He's the wedgie king.
- 606
- 00:32:06,216 --> 00:32:07,300
- Don't answer it!
- 607
- 00:32:07,384 --> 00:32:09,260
- She's gonna think that something's up.
- 608
- 00:32:09,344 --> 00:32:10,636
- Something is up.
- 609
- 00:32:10,721 --> 00:32:12,388
- Hulk like kitty.
- 610
- 00:32:13,181 --> 00:32:15,057
- - Hey.
- - Here, kitty, kitty.
- 611
- 00:32:15,225 --> 00:32:16,225
- Hey, Mom.
- 612
- 00:32:16,393 --> 00:32:19,103
- - Hi, hon. How's it going?
- - It's going. It's going great.
- 613
- 00:32:19,521 --> 00:32:21,814
- Exactly as you would
- want it to go, so that's good.
- 614
- 00:32:21,898 --> 00:32:24,900
- Hey! Nice wig, Grandma!
- 615
- 00:32:25,027 --> 00:32:26,027
- (GRUNTS)
- 616
- 00:32:26,695 --> 00:32:27,737
- What was that?
- 617
- 00:32:27,863 --> 00:32:29,280
- That was Albert's horror film.
- 618
- 00:32:29,364 --> 00:32:30,865
- Doctor's orders.
- 619
- 00:32:31,241 --> 00:32:32,533
- Oh, yeah.
- 620
- 00:32:32,701 --> 00:32:34,493
- Hey, Joy. Guess what?
- 621
- 00:32:34,578 --> 00:32:36,162
- - No.
- - (FARTING)
- 622
- 00:32:36,246 --> 00:32:37,496
- Classic Brueder!
- 623
- 00:32:37,581 --> 00:32:38,998
- (LAUGHING)
- 624
- 00:32:39,541 --> 00:32:40,833
- - Step out of the banana wagon!
- - Sorry, Mom!
- 625
- 00:32:40,917 --> 00:32:42,084
- Hands full with putting Albert to bed.
- 626
- 00:32:42,169 --> 00:32:44,378
- But it's all under control, though,
- so you stay out!
- 627
- 00:32:44,588 --> 00:32:47,089
- Stay out and have fun!
- Stay out very late, okay?
- 628
- 00:32:47,382 --> 00:32:48,633
- JOY: What is going on over there?
- 629
- 00:32:48,717 --> 00:32:51,969
- That's a very, very good pantomime.
- 630
- 00:32:52,054 --> 00:32:53,346
- JOY: Wren, can you hear me?
- 631
- 00:32:53,430 --> 00:32:54,555
- Do you do theater?
- 632
- 00:32:54,640 --> 00:32:56,140
- All right, love you. (KISSES) Bye.
- 633
- 00:32:56,224 --> 00:32:57,892
- - JOY: Wait, wait, wait!
- - Hulk smash!
- 634
- 00:32:58,018 --> 00:32:59,518
- - (GRUNTS)
- - (MUSIC STARTS AGAIN)
- 635
- 00:32:59,603 --> 00:33:01,062
- - Punch it! Go!
- - Go!
- 636
- 00:33:01,438 --> 00:33:04,607
- ALL: Go, go, go, go, go, go, go!
- 637
- 00:33:06,610 --> 00:33:08,903
- MIKE: That guy
- is getting a serious wedgie!
- 638
- 00:33:13,450 --> 00:33:14,659
- (YELLS)
- 639
- 00:33:15,410 --> 00:33:16,786
- Evasive maneuvers! Hard right!
- 640
- 00:33:17,537 --> 00:33:18,537
- Hard right!
- 641
- 00:33:27,798 --> 00:33:29,715
- - Dude, where'd they go?
- - (GRUNTS)
- 642
- 00:33:30,676 --> 00:33:32,677
- WREN: Roosevelt, roll down the window.
- 643
- 00:33:34,429 --> 00:33:35,846
- GIRL: Welcome to Captain Chicken.
- 644
- 00:33:36,098 --> 00:33:38,599
- What be your ahr-derrr?
- 645
- 00:33:38,850 --> 00:33:42,520
- Have any fat, one-armed
- Spider-Men been through here?
- 646
- 00:33:56,034 --> 00:33:58,869
- Hey, there, little guy.
- Where's your family?
- 647
- 00:33:59,204 --> 00:34:00,913
- Hey! We're gonna be late.
- 648
- 00:34:00,997 --> 00:34:02,915
- Cover charge goes up in 15 minutes.
- 649
- 00:34:02,999 --> 00:34:04,125
- Okay.
- 650
- 00:34:04,209 --> 00:34:06,877
- Look, I got to go,
- but I'm not leaving you here by yourself.
- 651
- 00:34:06,962 --> 00:34:07,962
- You got ID?
- 652
- 00:34:08,880 --> 00:34:10,548
- I'm just kidding. Come on.
- 653
- 00:34:12,718 --> 00:34:15,553
- I'm Galaxy Scout. You must be Spidey.
- 654
- 00:34:15,887 --> 00:34:17,513
- Do you like to dance?
- 655
- 00:34:20,392 --> 00:34:21,809
- (THREE LITTLE MAIDS
- FROM SCHOOL PLAYING)
- 656
- 00:34:21,893 --> 00:34:24,228
- APRIL: Oh, my God.
- What are we listening to?
- 657
- 00:34:24,479 --> 00:34:26,647
- ROOSEVELT: That's my moms'
- favorite musical.
- 658
- 00:34:27,399 --> 00:34:30,067
- Dad? Unlock me.
- 659
- 00:34:31,903 --> 00:34:34,905
- April, I need your help.
- You are my best friend!
- 660
- 00:34:35,240 --> 00:34:36,699
- Which is why it's my duty
- 661
- 00:34:36,783 --> 00:34:39,118
- to tell you you are one more
- nerd music jam away
- 662
- 00:34:39,202 --> 00:34:41,495
- from total social suicide!
- 663
- 00:34:41,663 --> 00:34:42,663
- Bye.
- 664
- 00:34:42,831 --> 00:34:44,165
- What? Peng!
- 665
- 00:34:44,249 --> 00:34:45,416
- Stop her! Grab her legs!
- 666
- 00:34:45,500 --> 00:34:47,501
- I got her! I got her!
- 667
- 00:34:47,627 --> 00:34:49,044
- APRIL: Get off of me!
- 668
- 00:34:49,171 --> 00:34:50,796
- Not tonight. Nothing tonight.
- 669
- 00:34:51,256 --> 00:34:54,383
- Okay, let me go and I'll let you
- touch my boob for 10 seconds.
- 670
- 00:34:54,509 --> 00:34:56,093
- - Thirty!
- - Fifteen.
- 671
- 00:34:56,344 --> 00:34:58,179
- Twenty and I can pick a cold day.
- 672
- 00:34:58,764 --> 00:35:00,139
- - Done.
- - Ha!
- 673
- 00:35:00,265 --> 00:35:02,099
- ROOSEVELT: April, come on,
- get back in, seriously.
- 674
- 00:35:02,434 --> 00:35:03,768
- Watch out!
- 675
- 00:35:04,936 --> 00:35:06,937
- Gotcha, perds!
- 676
- 00:35:07,606 --> 00:35:09,857
- Thought you ditched us,
- didn't you, fartbreath?
- 677
- 00:35:10,108 --> 00:35:11,358
- They look so mad.
- 678
- 00:35:12,277 --> 00:35:13,360
- BULLIES: Oh!
- 679
- 00:35:14,738 --> 00:35:15,988
- (LAUGHING)
- 680
- 00:35:17,699 --> 00:35:19,867
- Inside voices, inside voices!
- 681
- 00:35:21,787 --> 00:35:23,120
- Jump the curb.
- 682
- 00:35:23,789 --> 00:35:25,289
- I have this.
- 683
- 00:35:33,965 --> 00:35:35,800
- I did not have it.
- 684
- 00:35:36,092 --> 00:35:37,635
- (METALLIC CREAKING)
- 685
- 00:35:41,264 --> 00:35:42,306
- (ALL SCREAM)
- 686
- 00:35:47,395 --> 00:35:49,230
- (BYSTANDERS LAUGHING)
- 687
- 00:35:54,820 --> 00:35:56,987
- WREN: Roosevelt, I'm so sorry.
- 688
- 00:35:57,989 --> 00:36:00,491
- I'll tell your moms it was all my fault.
- 689
- 00:36:01,076 --> 00:36:02,409
- I made you do it!
- 690
- 00:36:03,620 --> 00:36:06,288
- No, you didn't make me do anything.
- I wanted to.
- 691
- 00:36:06,623 --> 00:36:07,790
- APRIL: Oh, really?
- 692
- 00:36:07,916 --> 00:36:09,625
- You wanted to spend your Halloween
- 693
- 00:36:09,751 --> 00:36:12,586
- driving all over town
- in a rolling "Kick Me" sign?
- 694
- 00:36:12,754 --> 00:36:16,423
- You wanted to get violated
- by a giant pirate bird?
- 695
- 00:36:16,591 --> 00:36:19,927
- You losers have ruined our social lives!
- 696
- 00:36:20,053 --> 00:36:21,387
- (SOBBING)
- 697
- 00:36:28,395 --> 00:36:29,395
- Peng!
- 698
- 00:36:34,776 --> 00:36:37,152
- - Let's go back to the car.
- - HULK: I can't breathe.
- 699
- 00:36:37,237 --> 00:36:38,904
- What the...
- 700
- 00:36:41,283 --> 00:36:42,741
- Wait. Peng.
- 701
- 00:36:42,951 --> 00:36:45,870
- Uh-oh! He's packing heat!
- 702
- 00:36:45,954 --> 00:36:47,371
- What's he doing?
- 703
- 00:36:47,455 --> 00:36:49,123
- MIKE: Hang on there,
- little buddy, all right.
- 704
- 00:36:49,416 --> 00:36:51,458
- You got to give me a fighting chance.
- 705
- 00:36:53,128 --> 00:36:54,628
- Let's settle this like gentlemen.
- 706
- 00:36:54,921 --> 00:36:56,297
- We're not even really gentlemen.
- 707
- 00:36:56,423 --> 00:36:57,756
- We're barely even men.
- 708
- 00:36:57,924 --> 00:36:59,258
- Hey, Peng, let's just go.
- 709
- 00:37:04,931 --> 00:37:06,515
- Count us off.
- 710
- 00:37:08,143 --> 00:37:11,061
- CROWD: One! Two! Three!
- 711
- 00:37:11,146 --> 00:37:13,898
- Ignore him, Peng! Just walk away!
- 712
- 00:37:14,357 --> 00:37:17,234
- Yeah. Losers talk, winners walk, buddy.
- Let's go!
- 713
- 00:37:17,319 --> 00:37:18,652
- CROWD: Ten!
- 714
- 00:37:26,202 --> 00:37:30,122
- We have a situation here
- involving a musket and a drumstick.
- 715
- 00:37:33,835 --> 00:37:35,836
- ROOSEVELT: That gun
- doesn't even work, Peng.
- 716
- 00:37:35,921 --> 00:37:37,671
- He is gonna beat the crap out of you!
- 717
- 00:37:39,466 --> 00:37:41,508
- You're right, man.
- 718
- 00:37:42,510 --> 00:37:43,552
- (INAUDIBLE)
- 719
- 00:37:45,430 --> 00:37:46,513
- (ALL SCREAM)
- 720
- 00:37:48,141 --> 00:37:49,224
- (MIKE YELLING)
- 721
- 00:37:50,477 --> 00:37:51,477
- Mike!
- 722
- 00:37:54,397 --> 00:37:55,689
- (WAILING)
- 723
- 00:37:58,318 --> 00:38:00,653
- Dude, dude, dude. Dude.
- 724
- 00:38:00,862 --> 00:38:01,904
- (SNIFFING)
- 725
- 00:38:01,988 --> 00:38:05,199
- Dude, it's chicken. Chill out, dude.
- It's just chicken.
- 726
- 00:38:06,076 --> 00:38:07,409
- It's just chicken, man.
- 727
- 00:38:07,702 --> 00:38:09,161
- (CROWD LAUGHING)
- 728
- 00:38:09,996 --> 00:38:11,080
- (SIREN WAILS)
- 729
- 00:38:11,164 --> 00:38:13,499
- Dude, cops. Let's split.
- 730
- 00:38:14,167 --> 00:38:17,836
- For the record, those were not real tears!
- 731
- 00:38:18,171 --> 00:38:21,674
- Oh, and Captain Chicken,
- your food sucks!
- 732
- 00:38:22,258 --> 00:38:24,259
- Come on, Peng.
- We still need to find Albert
- 733
- 00:38:24,344 --> 00:38:26,345
- and I can't do it without you.
- We're a team, okay?
- 734
- 00:38:26,680 --> 00:38:28,347
- All four of us.
- 735
- 00:38:30,350 --> 00:38:33,519
- April?
- 736
- 00:38:34,104 --> 00:38:36,271
- I thought all I wanted
- was a night like this,
- 737
- 00:38:38,525 --> 00:38:40,693
- but we don't belong out here.
- 738
- 00:38:40,777 --> 00:38:42,152
- (SIREN WAILS)
- 739
- 00:38:46,366 --> 00:38:48,033
- What if we do?
- 740
- 00:38:48,451 --> 00:38:49,952
- Come on, Peng, let's go.
- 741
- 00:38:50,370 --> 00:38:51,537
- WREN: Come on, Peng!
- 742
- 00:38:51,830 --> 00:38:52,871
- Peng!
- 743
- 00:38:53,081 --> 00:38:54,623
- Hey. Hey!
- 744
- 00:39:00,964 --> 00:39:03,716
- Stop the car, Chicken Boy!
- Stop! Police! Hey!
- 745
- 00:39:07,303 --> 00:39:09,805
- - My God! Go, go, go!
- - I'm going!
- 746
- 00:39:10,390 --> 00:39:11,724
- Come on. Come on.
- 747
- 00:39:12,392 --> 00:39:14,059
- We got T. P.'ed?
- 748
- 00:39:14,811 --> 00:39:15,894
- What the hell?
- 749
- 00:39:16,146 --> 00:39:18,147
- - Stacy Lautner's dad?
- - Yeah.
- 750
- 00:39:18,314 --> 00:39:19,314
- She broke my heart.
- 751
- 00:39:19,566 --> 00:39:20,899
- Vengeance!
- 752
- 00:39:22,610 --> 00:39:23,652
- Halloween.
- 753
- 00:39:25,697 --> 00:39:27,489
- (DANCE MUSIC PLAYING)
- 754
- 00:40:05,236 --> 00:40:06,987
- (CLUBBERS CHEERING)
- 755
- 00:40:07,322 --> 00:40:09,198
- (HIP-HOP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 756
- 00:40:22,962 --> 00:40:24,505
- Hit the road, Webster.
- 757
- 00:40:24,589 --> 00:40:27,424
- I'm gonna show you how
- big people get their freak on.
- 758
- 00:40:27,550 --> 00:40:29,384
- But leave the stash!
- 759
- 00:40:29,636 --> 00:40:31,512
- I've been rippin' and tearin'
- since sundown
- 760
- 00:40:31,596 --> 00:40:33,806
- and I'm feeling a little snacky!
- 761
- 00:40:34,057 --> 00:40:35,891
- Ooh, twerk it, twerk it!
- 762
- 00:40:36,142 --> 00:40:37,935
- (SCOFFS) You're a pig, Jörgen.
- 763
- 00:40:38,019 --> 00:40:39,686
- (ECHOING)
- 764
- 00:40:40,814 --> 00:40:42,231
- FUZZY: Big guy called Jörgen.
- 765
- 00:40:42,482 --> 00:40:46,652
- He has this big tattoo on his arm
- of a dragon smoking a cigarette.
- 766
- 00:40:46,903 --> 00:40:48,570
- GALAXY SCOUT:
- You even smell creepy.
- 767
- 00:40:49,155 --> 00:40:50,656
- Come on, let's go.
- 768
- 00:40:55,161 --> 00:40:56,328
- Cruddy.
- 769
- 00:40:57,080 --> 00:40:58,413
- Over-the-counter crap.
- 770
- 00:41:09,008 --> 00:41:11,885
- JOY: Is there a bathroom?
- Do you have a bathroom?
- 771
- 00:41:13,012 --> 00:41:14,847
- Excuse me. Sorry.
- 772
- 00:41:15,181 --> 00:41:18,559
- Yo! Real Housewives of Cleveland!
- 773
- 00:41:20,353 --> 00:41:23,105
- No. I would never be on that show.
- 774
- 00:41:23,356 --> 00:41:25,023
- Excuse me.
- 775
- 00:41:29,696 --> 00:41:31,363
- Oh, my God.
- 776
- 00:41:37,036 --> 00:41:39,580
- Oh, my God. I'm so sorry.
- 777
- 00:41:39,706 --> 00:41:42,374
- I'm sorry, I'm sorry,
- I didn't mean to come in...
- 778
- 00:41:42,709 --> 00:41:44,877
- How good is that book?
- 779
- 00:41:49,382 --> 00:41:52,426
- Can we...
- Can we help you with something?
- 780
- 00:41:52,886 --> 00:41:55,888
- Oh, I was just looking
- for a minute by myself
- 781
- 00:41:56,055 --> 00:41:59,850
- without a party animal
- farting in my phone.
- 782
- 00:42:00,393 --> 00:42:02,060
- Classic Brueder. (CHUCKLES)
- 783
- 00:42:02,562 --> 00:42:05,314
- No offense.
- I mean, your son seems great.
- 784
- 00:42:06,733 --> 00:42:08,066
- He's an idiot.
- 785
- 00:42:08,568 --> 00:42:09,902
- Hey, guys, what's up?
- 786
- 00:42:10,153 --> 00:42:12,988
- Oh, hey, you met. I love this.
- 787
- 00:42:13,406 --> 00:42:16,742
- Um, quick question.
- That rug in the entryway?
- 788
- 00:42:16,993 --> 00:42:18,368
- How flammable is it?
- 789
- 00:42:18,453 --> 00:42:21,330
- Is it like fire-retardant
- or just regular retardant, or...
- 790
- 00:42:21,789 --> 00:42:23,040
- Don't even worry about it.
- 791
- 00:42:23,124 --> 00:42:25,334
- Bee-tee-dubs,
- Eddie Oshinki's about to shoot
- 792
- 00:42:25,418 --> 00:42:29,379
- a ping pong ball out of his whatoosie,
- and Keevin really wants you to be there.
- 793
- 00:42:29,464 --> 00:42:31,632
- It's early in the relationship,
- he's still trying to impress her.
- 794
- 00:42:32,300 --> 00:42:33,967
- Young love, right?
- 795
- 00:42:38,640 --> 00:42:40,641
- Tea? Anyone?
- 796
- 00:42:41,100 --> 00:42:43,769
- I would love tea. Thank you.
- 797
- 00:42:51,486 --> 00:42:53,320
- I'm gonna have to flee to Mexico.
- 798
- 00:42:53,613 --> 00:42:56,949
- You? I lost my little brother
- on Halloween.
- 799
- 00:42:57,158 --> 00:42:58,992
- They're gonna lock me up for life!
- 800
- 00:42:59,285 --> 00:43:00,577
- I shot a man!
- 801
- 00:43:00,662 --> 00:43:02,162
- Actually, you shot a man's chicken.
- 802
- 00:43:04,290 --> 00:43:05,624
- It's not the same.
- 803
- 00:43:05,750 --> 00:43:06,750
- (BOTH CHUCKLE)
- 804
- 00:43:06,834 --> 00:43:08,085
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 805
- 00:43:09,629 --> 00:43:10,754
- What do you want?
- 806
- 00:43:10,964 --> 00:43:12,589
- - He's here!
- - Where?
- 807
- 00:43:12,674 --> 00:43:16,635
- At the party.
- I just saw him a second ago. Hurry.
- 808
- 00:43:17,679 --> 00:43:20,514
- April found Albert!
- They're at Aaron Riley's!
- 809
- 00:43:20,598 --> 00:43:21,598
- Let's go!
- 810
- 00:43:28,189 --> 00:43:30,065
- Fuzzy. Bus stop. That way.
- 811
- 00:43:30,149 --> 00:43:32,901
- So we went to the tow yard
- and my car was there.
- 812
- 00:43:33,027 --> 00:43:35,279
- Spidey wasn't. Where could he be?
- 813
- 00:43:35,363 --> 00:43:36,738
- Mind telling me
- why you were hanging out
- 814
- 00:43:36,864 --> 00:43:38,573
- with an eight-year-old in the first place?
- 815
- 00:43:38,658 --> 00:43:39,992
- I was lonely.
- 816
- 00:43:40,076 --> 00:43:43,203
- Ever since you left,
- I've been roommates with my sadness.
- 817
- 00:43:43,705 --> 00:43:45,831
- Hey, girl, where were you?
- 818
- 00:43:45,999 --> 00:43:47,749
- Don't ask. I spent my night with Fuzz
- 819
- 00:43:47,875 --> 00:43:50,252
- trying to find some
- one-armed spider-midget.
- 820
- 00:43:50,336 --> 00:43:52,754
- Oh, my God. We know that dude.
- We were partying with him.
- 821
- 00:43:52,839 --> 00:43:54,464
- - LARA: You were?
- - Yeah, he's awesome.
- 822
- 00:43:54,549 --> 00:43:55,549
- See, Lara?
- 823
- 00:43:55,675 --> 00:43:58,343
- It's not like I hang out with
- lame eight-year-olds. God!
- 824
- 00:43:58,553 --> 00:43:59,553
- Where is he now?
- 825
- 00:43:59,721 --> 00:44:01,096
- I don't know. We lost him.
- 826
- 00:44:01,222 --> 00:44:02,389
- He was hitting the Rolos pretty hard.
- 827
- 00:44:02,682 --> 00:44:04,641
- - Yeah, that's him.
- - (HORN HONKS)
- 828
- 00:44:04,726 --> 00:44:06,518
- Hey, ladies, need a ride?
- 829
- 00:44:06,853 --> 00:44:07,936
- Ew.
- 830
- 00:44:08,229 --> 00:44:10,063
- Looking good, Lara.
- 831
- 00:44:10,565 --> 00:44:11,565
- (GIGGLES) Thank you.
- 832
- 00:44:11,691 --> 00:44:13,692
- Hey, you take that back right now.
- 833
- 00:44:13,901 --> 00:44:17,070
- Hey, Lara, is that the guy
- who squats when he pees?
- 834
- 00:44:17,739 --> 00:44:19,656
- - Why would you say that to anybody?
- - LARA: You do.
- 835
- 00:44:20,575 --> 00:44:21,658
- I can't believe... Ow!
- 836
- 00:44:27,582 --> 00:44:30,083
- Spidey's stash can.
- 837
- 00:44:33,713 --> 00:44:34,713
- Spidey.
- 838
- 00:44:39,260 --> 00:44:42,596
- What kind of crazy shit
- are you mixed up in?
- 839
- 00:44:44,974 --> 00:44:47,267
- WREN: I think this is it right here.
- Make a right.
- 840
- 00:45:04,160 --> 00:45:05,160
- Hey.
- 841
- 00:45:05,953 --> 00:45:09,206
- I heard a rumor you shot
- Mike Puglio with a musket.
- 842
- 00:45:09,290 --> 00:45:10,457
- Is that true?
- 843
- 00:45:10,583 --> 00:45:11,625
- Yeah.
- 844
- 00:45:11,709 --> 00:45:13,043
- My man.
- 845
- 00:45:13,628 --> 00:45:15,253
- Come on, I want to hear all about it.
- 846
- 00:45:15,338 --> 00:45:16,797
- Hey, everyone.
- This is the guy who shot Puglio.
- 847
- 00:45:16,881 --> 00:45:17,881
- Oh, my God, at last.
- 848
- 00:45:17,965 --> 00:45:20,634
- I just saw him in the living room.
- Come on.
- 849
- 00:45:21,052 --> 00:45:22,177
- Um...
- 850
- 00:45:22,804 --> 00:45:26,306
- Good idea. We'll split up,
- cover more ground that way.
- 851
- 00:45:29,977 --> 00:45:33,980
- So?
- 852
- 00:45:34,649 --> 00:45:37,818
- Are you blind? On the stage. Over there.
- 853
- 00:45:38,152 --> 00:45:40,987
- Check, one, two. Check, check.
- 854
- 00:45:42,323 --> 00:45:45,659
- I can't believe I actually
- thought you found my brother.
- 855
- 00:45:45,743 --> 00:45:49,704
- Really? Because I totally tried
- to make it sound like that on purpose.
- 856
- 00:45:57,171 --> 00:45:58,505
- (CHUCKLES)
- 857
- 00:46:00,174 --> 00:46:02,551
- - You look so familiar.
- - Oh.
- 858
- 00:46:02,844 --> 00:46:06,346
- Were you standing behind me in line
- for a mammogram last week?
- 859
- 00:46:06,848 --> 00:46:08,598
- I think I was, actually.
- 860
- 00:46:08,683 --> 00:46:10,851
- I did get a mammogram last week, so...
- 861
- 00:46:11,352 --> 00:46:13,854
- Does everything come out okay?
- 862
- 00:46:14,063 --> 00:46:18,608
- Oh, yes. Yes, they're...
- Thank you. How are yours?
- 863
- 00:46:18,693 --> 00:46:20,235
- Oh, me, too. I'm good.
- 864
- 00:46:20,319 --> 00:46:21,987
- Oh, good, good, good.
- 865
- 00:46:24,657 --> 00:46:26,032
- How'd you meet Keevin?
- 866
- 00:46:26,325 --> 00:46:28,827
- Oh, I met him
- at the Starbucks on Shattuck.
- 867
- 00:46:28,911 --> 00:46:30,328
- We go there.
- 868
- 00:46:30,413 --> 00:46:34,040
- My son loves Caramel Macchiatos
- and that's Keevin's specialty.
- 869
- 00:46:34,208 --> 00:46:36,209
- - Oh, you have a son?
- - Yep.
- 870
- 00:46:36,294 --> 00:46:37,878
- I have a son and a daughter.
- 871
- 00:46:38,212 --> 00:46:41,006
- Two children. And yet you date Keevin?
- 872
- 00:46:41,340 --> 00:46:42,424
- Larry.
- 873
- 00:46:42,675 --> 00:46:45,135
- No, we... I mean, we're not all...
- 874
- 00:46:45,219 --> 00:46:46,303
- Where's your husband?
- 875
- 00:46:46,387 --> 00:46:47,804
- Oh, for Christ's sake.
- 876
- 00:46:47,889 --> 00:46:51,224
- Lawrence Reuben Brueder.
- I am sorry. He's so nosey.
- 877
- 00:46:51,309 --> 00:46:54,144
- He's been watching a lot
- of Dr. Drew lately.
- 878
- 00:46:54,228 --> 00:46:56,980
- It's okay. He's dead, actually. He died.
- 879
- 00:46:57,190 --> 00:46:58,857
- He passed away, and so, um...
- 880
- 00:46:59,066 --> 00:47:00,400
- You miss him?
- 881
- 00:47:01,235 --> 00:47:02,319
- Um...
- 882
- 00:47:02,403 --> 00:47:05,113
- Yeah, I miss my husband.
- I miss him a lot.
- 883
- 00:47:05,198 --> 00:47:08,325
- You know, he was... He was my husband
- 884
- 00:47:08,576 --> 00:47:11,578
- and so I'm kind of alone.
- 885
- 00:47:11,662 --> 00:47:12,913
- I have the kids there,
- 886
- 00:47:12,997 --> 00:47:16,541
- but that's not really comforting
- because I'm their mother
- 887
- 00:47:16,626 --> 00:47:18,502
- and I kind of have to take care
- of them all the time.
- 888
- 00:47:18,711 --> 00:47:21,796
- And my son doesn't really
- talk a lot to people.
- 889
- 00:47:22,173 --> 00:47:26,635
- And then my daughter is talking about
- going to school in New York City
- 890
- 00:47:26,886 --> 00:47:28,386
- and she wants to run across the country,
- 891
- 00:47:28,471 --> 00:47:30,096
- which is really terrifying to me
- 892
- 00:47:30,181 --> 00:47:32,599
- because then
- she's not gonna be near me
- 893
- 00:47:32,683 --> 00:47:34,851
- and I don't know how quickly
- this all happened
- 894
- 00:47:34,936 --> 00:47:38,230
- because it feels like she was just a baby
- a couple of months ago.
- 895
- 00:47:38,481 --> 00:47:39,940
- You know, these are things
- that happen to people,
- 896
- 00:47:40,024 --> 00:47:41,399
- and a lot of people
- don't even understand
- 897
- 00:47:41,484 --> 00:47:42,817
- what it's like to be a single mother.
- 898
- 00:47:42,902 --> 00:47:44,653
- A lot of people don't even get it.
- 899
- 00:47:44,737 --> 00:47:46,863
- And I'm a single mother. You know?
- 900
- 00:47:46,948 --> 00:47:49,324
- I'm a single mother, and I'm sitting here
- 901
- 00:47:49,408 --> 00:47:54,538
- in a Britney Spears costume
- at a party with a son of yours
- 902
- 00:47:55,081 --> 00:47:56,831
- that lives with you.
- 903
- 00:47:56,916 --> 00:47:59,960
- So, yeah, I miss my husband. I miss him.
- 904
- 00:48:06,259 --> 00:48:08,260
- What is that tea? It's so good.
- 905
- 00:48:09,095 --> 00:48:11,680
- I suppose you want
- to get back to the kids.
- 906
- 00:48:13,766 --> 00:48:15,433
- I do, actually.
- 907
- 00:48:15,977 --> 00:48:17,352
- (RINGING)
- 908
- 00:48:24,819 --> 00:48:28,822
- Come on, Albert, pick up. Pick up.
- 909
- 00:48:36,872 --> 00:48:39,499
- (HEAVY METAL MUSIC
- PLAYING FROM CAR RADIO)
- 910
- 00:48:49,343 --> 00:48:50,677
- (BELCHES)
- 911
- 00:48:51,387 --> 00:48:55,056
- 912
- 00:48:56,851 --> 00:48:57,851
- Yeah.
- 913
- 00:49:12,575 --> 00:49:14,451
- Hey, whoa, hey!
- 914
- 00:49:14,827 --> 00:49:16,828
- It's Fuzzy. What's up, man?
- 915
- 00:49:16,912 --> 00:49:18,663
- I can't believe I found you.
- What up, dawg?
- 916
- 00:49:18,748 --> 00:49:20,540
- Bam. Okay, good.
- 917
- 00:49:20,916 --> 00:49:21,916
- Follow-up question.
- 918
- 00:49:22,043 --> 00:49:24,919
- What are you doing in the back
- of Jörgen's car?
- 919
- 00:49:25,004 --> 00:49:26,755
- Do you have any idea
- how dangerous that is?
- 920
- 00:49:26,839 --> 00:49:28,840
- Are you out of your mind?
- 921
- 00:49:29,508 --> 00:49:31,134
- I like it. It shows gumption.
- 922
- 00:49:31,218 --> 00:49:33,887
- You got a lot of moxie, kid,
- I'll give you that. Bam.
- 923
- 00:49:34,055 --> 00:49:37,641
- Stash can. Thought you might
- like to see that one. Good.
- 924
- 00:49:38,684 --> 00:49:42,520
- This Jörgen character has taken
- a dump on both of us.
- 925
- 00:49:44,190 --> 00:49:45,523
- But tonight,
- 926
- 00:49:45,858 --> 00:49:48,026
- tonight, we dump on him.
- 927
- 00:49:48,611 --> 00:49:50,612
- Guess what's in here?
- It's not French fries.
- 928
- 00:49:51,030 --> 00:49:54,199
- That's dog poo, professional grade.
- 929
- 00:49:55,868 --> 00:49:58,620
- Come on, look, it's short notice, okay?
- 930
- 00:49:58,704 --> 00:50:00,372
- Everyone has really tiny dogs these days.
- 931
- 00:50:00,623 --> 00:50:03,500
- I had to go
- to multiple houses just to get this.
- 932
- 00:50:03,751 --> 00:50:05,835
- I mean, it doesn't even smell.
- 933
- 00:50:05,920 --> 00:50:07,587
- I don't know what
- those people are feeding their dogs.
- 934
- 00:50:07,880 --> 00:50:12,592
- What do you got in there?
- Fireworks! Very nice.
- 935
- 00:50:13,135 --> 00:50:14,886
- (IMITATING EXPLOSION) Yeah.
- 936
- 00:50:14,970 --> 00:50:16,596
- (DOORBELL BUZZING)
- 937
- 00:50:17,390 --> 00:50:18,431
- (GRUNTS)
- 938
- 00:50:20,226 --> 00:50:21,226
- Who's there?
- 939
- 00:50:23,771 --> 00:50:25,105
- Oh, yeah.
- 940
- 00:50:25,398 --> 00:50:26,731
- Oh, yeah, Spidey, come on, let's go.
- 941
- 00:50:30,611 --> 00:50:32,946
- Spidey, come on.
- Come on, Spidey. Spidey?
- 942
- 00:50:37,785 --> 00:50:41,454
- Hot foot! You think I was born yesterday?
- 943
- 00:50:42,998 --> 00:50:44,833
- You're gonna have to come
- at old Jörgen with something
- 944
- 00:50:44,917 --> 00:50:46,626
- a little more than a burning bag of...
- 945
- 00:50:47,002 --> 00:50:48,086
- Ooh!
- 946
- 00:50:50,005 --> 00:50:51,089
- (LAUGHS)
- 947
- 00:50:52,133 --> 00:50:53,466
- You!
- 948
- 00:50:54,301 --> 00:50:56,302
- Oh, jeez! You, come here!
- 949
- 00:50:56,637 --> 00:50:58,221
- Come here! You!
- 950
- 00:50:59,056 --> 00:51:00,932
- You little twerp, come here! Come here!
- 951
- 00:51:01,726 --> 00:51:05,228
- Come here! Stop kicking me! Jeez!
- 952
- 00:51:08,232 --> 00:51:09,816
- Come on, Fuzzy. Spidey needs you.
- 953
- 00:51:10,192 --> 00:51:11,484
- Why can't I move?
- 954
- 00:51:11,694 --> 00:51:13,361
- Stop biting! Stop biting!
- 955
- 00:51:27,501 --> 00:51:28,585
- Hey.
- 956
- 00:51:31,088 --> 00:51:32,172
- So...
- 957
- 00:51:32,923 --> 00:51:35,175
- I was planning to wait
- till first snowfall, but, uh...
- 958
- 00:51:36,260 --> 00:51:39,179
- I think I'd like to collect
- on our deal right now.
- 959
- 00:51:44,185 --> 00:51:45,518
- Go for it.
- 960
- 00:51:51,776 --> 00:51:54,277
- - Seriously?
- - Twenty seconds, no honking.
- 961
- 00:52:05,456 --> 00:52:07,123
- You know, I think
- I'm gonna come in lefty.
- 962
- 00:52:07,208 --> 00:52:08,541
- Oh, my God.
- 963
- 00:52:10,961 --> 00:52:12,295
- (WHIMPERS)
- 964
- 00:52:18,302 --> 00:52:19,803
- You're an angel.
- 965
- 00:52:20,137 --> 00:52:22,472
- You're a glorious angel.
- 966
- 00:52:25,810 --> 00:52:26,976
- How long was that?
- 967
- 00:52:28,646 --> 00:52:30,146
- That was...
- 968
- 00:52:34,819 --> 00:52:35,860
- Enough.
- 969
- 00:52:47,665 --> 00:52:49,582
- Sir, I know I called before,
- 970
- 00:52:49,667 --> 00:52:52,043
- but could you please
- check lock-up one more time?
- 971
- 00:52:52,127 --> 00:52:54,754
- There's a very real chance
- that he's been arrested.
- 972
- 00:52:55,005 --> 00:52:56,339
- Hello?
- 973
- 00:53:01,679 --> 00:53:02,762
- Hey.
- 974
- 00:53:04,181 --> 00:53:05,181
- Hi.
- 975
- 00:53:05,516 --> 00:53:06,933
- How's it going?
- 976
- 00:53:07,560 --> 00:53:08,601
- (SIGHING)
- 977
- 00:53:08,686 --> 00:53:11,813
- This morning, all I wanted was
- to get away from my little brother, and...
- 978
- 00:53:12,356 --> 00:53:15,066
- Now that I've lost him,
- I'd do anything to get him back.
- 979
- 00:53:15,693 --> 00:53:17,026
- You will.
- 980
- 00:53:17,695 --> 00:53:19,028
- Are you sure?
- 981
- 00:53:20,114 --> 00:53:22,615
- I mean, as E.O. Wilson says,
- 982
- 00:53:22,867 --> 00:53:25,660
- "You are capable
- of more than you know."
- 983
- 00:53:26,453 --> 00:53:28,538
- Of course, he was talking about ants
- 984
- 00:53:28,622 --> 00:53:30,373
- being able to carry 10 times
- their body weight.
- 985
- 00:53:30,457 --> 00:53:33,835
- So I'm not really sure
- if it's applicable to this situation.
- 986
- 00:53:35,880 --> 00:53:38,882
- Thank you for helping me tonight.
- 987
- 00:53:39,550 --> 00:53:42,051
- I hope I didn't ruin your Halloween.
- 988
- 00:53:42,386 --> 00:53:46,139
- What? No.
- I never miss an opportunity to hang out
- 989
- 00:53:46,223 --> 00:53:48,182
- with a fellow fan of the Supreme Court.
- 990
- 00:53:51,061 --> 00:53:54,397
- Listen, I know this year's
- probably sucked for you.
- 991
- 00:53:55,482 --> 00:53:57,317
- I just wanted to say,
- 992
- 00:53:57,443 --> 00:53:59,903
- the way that you've
- handled everything has been
- 993
- 00:53:59,987 --> 00:54:01,321
- really impressive.
- 994
- 00:54:02,323 --> 00:54:03,406
- Thank you.
- 995
- 00:54:03,657 --> 00:54:07,493
- You know, as much as I admire
- Ruth Bader Ginsburg,
- 996
- 00:54:07,995 --> 00:54:11,664
- I think you're just as smart and strong
- 997
- 00:54:11,999 --> 00:54:14,000
- and awesome as she is.
- 998
- 00:54:14,835 --> 00:54:16,502
- Not quite as sexy, but,
- 999
- 00:54:16,837 --> 00:54:20,048
- you know, you're young. You'll get there.
- 1000
- 00:54:20,507 --> 00:54:21,841
- Seriously,
- 1001
- 00:54:22,343 --> 00:54:25,345
- Wren, I, um... I just wanted to say...
- 1002
- 00:54:25,512 --> 00:54:26,846
- APRIL: There you are!
- 1003
- 00:54:28,349 --> 00:54:29,557
- (SIGHS)
- 1004
- 00:54:30,017 --> 00:54:31,267
- Wren...
- 1005
- 00:54:32,686 --> 00:54:35,104
- I'm really sorry about everything.
- 1006
- 00:54:35,689 --> 00:54:37,690
- I'm sorry about losing Albert.
- 1007
- 00:54:38,525 --> 00:54:41,027
- I'm sorry about leaving you
- at Captain Chicken.
- 1008
- 00:54:41,695 --> 00:54:44,864
- Be warned, it's about
- to get really girly up in here.
- 1009
- 00:54:44,949 --> 00:54:46,032
- Okay.
- 1010
- 00:54:46,158 --> 00:54:50,036
- (SIGHS) We haven't had
- a super fun night in a long time, and...
- 1011
- 00:54:50,871 --> 00:54:53,539
- I don't know. I just wanted it to be epic.
- 1012
- 00:54:53,874 --> 00:54:58,544
- And maybe I got a little carried away.
- 1013
- 00:55:00,381 --> 00:55:03,549
- You're my best friend, boo. I love you.
- 1014
- 00:55:05,219 --> 00:55:06,719
- I love you, too.
- 1015
- 00:55:07,972 --> 00:55:09,305
- (WHISPERING) I love you, too.
- 1016
- 00:55:11,892 --> 00:55:13,059
- Meow!
- 1017
- 00:55:16,063 --> 00:55:18,064
- What were you two doing out here?
- 1018
- 00:55:18,399 --> 00:55:19,482
- Oh.
- 1019
- 00:55:19,608 --> 00:55:20,650
- Nothing.
- 1020
- 00:55:20,818 --> 00:55:21,818
- We were just...
- 1021
- 00:55:21,902 --> 00:55:22,902
- - Talking.
- - APRIL: Don't care.
- 1022
- 00:55:22,987 --> 00:55:25,238
- And now the best part is
- 1023
- 00:55:25,406 --> 00:55:28,157
- Aaron Riley is totally
- gearing up right now
- 1024
- 00:55:28,242 --> 00:55:30,118
- to sing a song about you.
- 1025
- 00:55:30,244 --> 00:55:32,745
- - Really?
- - Yes, really.
- 1026
- 00:55:32,913 --> 00:55:36,165
- Come on, lady.
- You're not in Kansas anymore.
- 1027
- 00:55:36,250 --> 00:55:37,583
- (MICROPHONE FEEDBACK
- SQUEALING)
- 1028
- 00:55:38,085 --> 00:55:42,422
- AARON: This song goes out
- to a special lady. Wren Desantis.
- 1029
- 00:55:43,590 --> 00:55:46,217
- And, please, people,
- no recording devices.
- 1030
- 00:55:46,343 --> 00:55:48,970
- I can't afford to have bootlegs out there.
- 1031
- 00:55:52,766 --> 00:55:54,767
- Something about the way your hair
- 1032
- 00:55:54,852 --> 00:55:56,602
- Falls across your face
- 1033
- 00:55:56,937 --> 00:55:59,105
- Your ears I want to nibble
- 1034
- 00:55:59,440 --> 00:56:01,065
- Your lips I want to taste
- 1035
- 00:56:01,191 --> 00:56:04,193
- I only see you in homeroom
- 1036
- 00:56:04,445 --> 00:56:08,281
- But I think of you all day
- 1037
- 00:56:09,950 --> 00:56:12,035
- Oh
- 1038
- 00:56:14,121 --> 00:56:17,040
- Homeroom lady
- 1039
- 00:56:17,958 --> 00:56:20,543
- WREN: I wonder what Roosevelt
- was about to say?
- 1040
- 00:56:21,086 --> 00:56:24,589
- He's so nice and funny and smart.
- 1041
- 00:56:26,300 --> 00:56:27,884
- (SINGING INAUDIBLY)
- 1042
- 00:56:30,220 --> 00:56:31,804
- Wait a minute.
- 1043
- 00:56:32,556 --> 00:56:33,723
- It's Aaron Riley!
- 1044
- 00:56:35,100 --> 00:56:36,267
- Focus.
- 1045
- 00:56:37,895 --> 00:56:40,229
- How could someone be so hot?
- 1046
- 00:56:40,981 --> 00:56:41,981
- Do you love me?
- 1047
- 00:56:42,816 --> 00:56:45,485
- Do you not?
- 1048
- 00:56:51,825 --> 00:56:53,659
- Do you?
- 1049
- 00:56:55,829 --> 00:56:59,248
- WREN: Part of me really wanted
- to believe that if I kissed Aaron Riley,
- 1050
- 00:56:59,333 --> 00:57:00,833
- I'd be somebody else.
- 1051
- 00:57:02,002 --> 00:57:05,004
- Not just for a night, but forever.
- 1052
- 00:57:06,006 --> 00:57:08,508
- And my family would be back to normal,
- 1053
- 00:57:08,759 --> 00:57:10,259
- and everything would be perfect.
- 1054
- 00:57:16,183 --> 00:57:17,183
- I'm sorry.
- 1055
- 00:57:17,267 --> 00:57:18,309
- What's your problem,
- 1056
- 00:57:18,393 --> 00:57:20,853
- - Dora the Explorer?
- - ROOSEVELT: Excuse me, sorry.
- 1057
- 00:57:20,938 --> 00:57:23,731
- But then I realized, perfect is an illusion.
- 1058
- 00:57:23,816 --> 00:57:25,650
- Just Iike Oz is for Dorothy.
- 1059
- 00:57:27,694 --> 00:57:28,861
- I...
- 1060
- 00:57:29,530 --> 00:57:31,948
- I really appreciate you
- writing that song for me.
- 1061
- 00:57:32,699 --> 00:57:33,699
- But
- 1062
- 00:57:36,286 --> 00:57:37,620
- I have to go.
- 1063
- 00:57:38,622 --> 00:57:39,789
- So,
- 1064
- 00:57:41,375 --> 00:57:42,708
- goodbye,
- 1065
- 00:57:44,294 --> 00:57:45,962
- Aaron Riley.
- 1066
- 00:58:01,061 --> 00:58:04,564
- (SIGHS) I feel like my heart just broke.
- 1067
- 00:58:04,690 --> 00:58:06,232
- GIRLS: Aww.
- 1068
- 00:58:06,984 --> 00:58:08,651
- Who else wants to kiss me?
- 1069
- 00:58:08,735 --> 00:58:10,027
- - I do!
- - Me!
- 1070
- 00:58:10,112 --> 00:58:11,112
- GIRL: I do!
- 1071
- 00:58:13,157 --> 00:58:14,490
- Roosevelt!
- 1072
- 00:58:14,992 --> 00:58:16,826
- Roosevelt! Wait!
- 1073
- 00:58:17,411 --> 00:58:18,411
- Wait!
- 1074
- 00:58:19,288 --> 00:58:21,080
- (CELL PHONE RINGING)
- 1075
- 00:58:25,919 --> 00:58:27,170
- 1076
- 00:58:27,254 --> 00:58:28,921
- What? You called me. Who is this?
- 1077
- 00:58:29,131 --> 00:58:31,632
- This is Jörgen. I got Spidey.
- 1078
- 00:58:33,051 --> 00:58:34,552
- Oh, my God! Albert?
- 1079
- 00:58:34,678 --> 00:58:37,013
- You are such a lifesaver.
- Where are you?
- 1080
- 00:58:37,264 --> 00:58:39,098
- Wait, it doesn't matter. I don't have a car.
- 1081
- 00:58:39,224 --> 00:58:40,850
- Do you think maybe
- you could drop him off?
- 1082
- 00:58:40,934 --> 00:58:42,602
- Maybe you don't understand.
- 1083
- 00:58:42,853 --> 00:58:44,979
- See, Spidey thought it'd be a fun idea
- 1084
- 00:58:45,063 --> 00:58:47,481
- to leave me a shit bomb.
- You know what that is?
- 1085
- 00:58:47,566 --> 00:58:49,025
- It's shit with a bomb in it!
- 1086
- 00:58:49,193 --> 00:58:50,860
- Now, I got a match next week!
- Do you hear me?
- 1087
- 00:58:51,028 --> 00:58:52,195
- What do you want?
- 1088
- 00:58:52,279 --> 00:58:53,279
- Cash.
- 1089
- 00:58:53,363 --> 00:58:56,032
- The fight paid $200 if I Iost,
- $400 if I won.
- 1090
- 00:58:56,867 --> 00:58:58,201
- Let's say I would have won.
- 1091
- 00:58:58,702 --> 00:59:00,661
- I don't have that kind of money.
- 1092
- 00:59:00,746 --> 00:59:02,038
- I only get $20 a week.
- 1093
- 00:59:02,122 --> 00:59:03,122
- Hey, I don't care.
- 1094
- 00:59:03,707 --> 00:59:05,875
- 26 Grove Street.
- 1095
- 00:59:10,839 --> 00:59:12,298
- (CELL PHONE CHIMES)
- 1096
- 00:59:19,139 --> 00:59:21,015
- (INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1097
- 01:01:26,266 --> 01:01:27,516
- You got the cash?
- 1098
- 01:01:28,352 --> 01:01:30,186
- Where is he?
- 1099
- 01:01:30,604 --> 01:01:31,771
- Albert, are you okay?
- 1100
- 01:01:32,022 --> 01:01:33,022
- Albert!
- 1101
- 01:01:33,190 --> 01:01:34,190
- Whoa.
- 1102
- 01:01:35,442 --> 01:01:37,860
- You know, playing pranks on
- Halloween is one thing.
- 1103
- 01:01:38,236 --> 01:01:40,905
- But a bomb like that, that's terrorism.
- 1104
- 01:01:41,281 --> 01:01:43,616
- Tiny terrorism.
- 1105
- 01:01:45,786 --> 01:01:47,370
- I'm so sorry about your foot.
- 1106
- 01:01:47,454 --> 01:01:49,747
- I'm sure that he didn't mean to hurt you.
- 1107
- 01:01:49,831 --> 01:01:51,999
- I've been training for months.
- 1108
- 01:01:52,167 --> 01:01:54,126
- Do you have any idea what a strict diet
- 1109
- 01:01:54,211 --> 01:01:56,420
- of protein shakes
- and Red Bull does to a man?
- 1110
- 01:01:58,465 --> 01:02:00,132
- I have a yeast infection.
- 1111
- 01:02:03,970 --> 01:02:05,388
- I don't have the money.
- 1112
- 01:02:05,931 --> 01:02:07,932
- Well, police it is.
- 1113
- 01:02:10,394 --> 01:02:11,894
- No, please!
- 1114
- 01:02:12,979 --> 01:02:14,313
- Please.
- 1115
- 01:02:14,815 --> 01:02:16,482
- He's all I have left.
- 1116
- 01:02:18,527 --> 01:02:19,652
- (DIALING)
- 1117
- 01:02:28,078 --> 01:02:29,412
- Do you have Licensed To III?
- 1118
- 01:02:29,496 --> 01:02:32,248
- The Beastie Boys?
- Sister, I was rocking Brass Monkey
- 1119
- 01:02:32,332 --> 01:02:34,500
- when you were still a tadpole
- in your daddy's sack.
- 1120
- 01:02:35,168 --> 01:02:36,460
- Look at the liner notes.
- 1121
- 01:02:42,259 --> 01:02:43,926
- OPERATOR: 911,
- what is your emergency?
- 1122
- 01:02:44,219 --> 01:02:45,928
- Hello? Can you speak?
- 1123
- 01:02:46,972 --> 01:02:48,556
- Please hold.
- 1124
- 01:02:48,807 --> 01:02:50,808
- You're putting us on hold?
- 1125
- 01:02:53,603 --> 01:02:55,896
- Right there. It says "Peter Desantis."
- 1126
- 01:02:57,482 --> 01:02:58,649
- That's my dad.
- 1127
- 01:03:01,027 --> 01:03:02,445
- And this,
- 1128
- 01:03:13,081 --> 01:03:14,248
- this is Mike D's.
- 1129
- 01:03:14,749 --> 01:03:16,375
- You don't expect me
- to believe that's Mike D's.
- 1130
- 01:03:16,501 --> 01:03:18,252
- My dad was a sound engineer
- in New York.
- 1131
- 01:03:18,336 --> 01:03:19,628
- He worked on their album.
- 1132
- 01:03:19,713 --> 01:03:22,006
- Mike D left his jacket
- in the studio on the last day,
- 1133
- 01:03:22,090 --> 01:03:23,883
- so my dad just kept it.
- 1134
- 01:03:24,593 --> 01:03:26,177
- Kind of like I did.
- 1135
- 01:03:27,220 --> 01:03:28,888
- After he died.
- 1136
- 01:03:32,851 --> 01:03:33,893
- Look at the stitching.
- 1137
- 01:03:40,775 --> 01:03:42,318
- Well, I appreciate the donation,
- 1138
- 01:03:42,444 --> 01:03:44,820
- but some kids just belong in prison.
- Let's go.
- 1139
- 01:03:44,905 --> 01:03:46,155
- What?
- 1140
- 01:03:46,239 --> 01:03:47,406
- - Let's go!
- - No! What do you mean?
- 1141
- 01:03:47,491 --> 01:03:49,325
- - I mean, let's go!
- - No, you said... Albert!
- 1142
- 01:03:49,409 --> 01:03:50,743
- No, stop!
- 1143
- 01:03:51,745 --> 01:03:53,412
- Albert! Let go of me!
- 1144
- 01:03:54,456 --> 01:03:55,456
- Yeah!
- 1145
- 01:03:56,416 --> 01:03:57,750
- What the hell?
- 1146
- 01:03:57,959 --> 01:03:59,251
- (FIGHT FOR YOUR RIGHT PLAYING)
- 1147
- 01:04:00,795 --> 01:04:02,755
- (GRUNTS) Ow. Ow!
- 1148
- 01:04:07,135 --> 01:04:08,344
- (LAUGHING)
- 1149
- 01:04:10,764 --> 01:04:11,847
- (EXPLOSIONS)
- 1150
- 01:04:11,932 --> 01:04:13,599
- Who wants some?
- 1151
- 01:04:15,602 --> 01:04:16,602
- Albert!
- 1152
- 01:04:19,606 --> 01:04:20,773
- (YELLS)
- 1153
- 01:04:21,608 --> 01:04:22,608
- My beans!
- 1154
- 01:04:24,444 --> 01:04:25,486
- Yeah!
- 1155
- 01:04:25,612 --> 01:04:29,365
- OPERATOR: Sir? Still holding,
- and I really need to go to the bathroom.
- 1156
- 01:04:29,449 --> 01:04:33,160
- Albert!
- 1157
- 01:04:35,455 --> 01:04:37,122
- Come on. Let's go.
- 1158
- 01:04:42,087 --> 01:04:43,087
- No, Albert!
- 1159
- 01:04:43,797 --> 01:04:44,755
- Come here, boy!
- 1160
- 01:04:44,839 --> 01:04:45,839
- Albert!
- 1161
- 01:04:46,132 --> 01:04:47,132
- Where are you going?
- 1162
- 01:04:48,635 --> 01:04:49,677
- Come on, Albert, hurry!
- 1163
- 01:04:49,761 --> 01:04:51,095
- FUZZY: Come on, Spidey,
- I got you covered!
- 1164
- 01:04:51,471 --> 01:04:53,889
- Oh, hi.
- Hello. I'm here to rescue you.
- 1165
- 01:04:57,644 --> 01:04:59,645
- Trick or treat, bitch!
- 1166
- 01:04:59,980 --> 01:05:01,689
- (SHOUTING)
- 1167
- 01:05:05,485 --> 01:05:06,652
- Woo-hoo!
- 1168
- 01:05:08,488 --> 01:05:09,863
- (SIREN WAILING)
- 1169
- 01:05:09,948 --> 01:05:11,115
- FUZZY: (CHUCKLING) Oh, yeah!
- 1170
- 01:05:13,827 --> 01:05:15,119
- (SIGHS) Okay.
- 1171
- 01:05:15,662 --> 01:05:17,496
- I'm... What are you doing?
- 1172
- 01:05:17,831 --> 01:05:19,498
- I'm saving the day.
- 1173
- 01:05:20,333 --> 01:05:21,500
- I'm sorry, who are you?
- 1174
- 01:05:21,668 --> 01:05:23,544
- Oh, sorry. My name's Fuzzy.
- 1175
- 01:05:23,795 --> 01:05:25,546
- - Ooh. Oh. Yeah.
- - Okay, this...
- 1176
- 01:05:25,630 --> 01:05:27,047
- Sorry, you have bad timing.
- 1177
- 01:05:27,132 --> 01:05:29,300
- - They're getting closer, you know.
- - Yeah, yeah, sorry.
- 1178
- 01:05:29,384 --> 01:05:31,510
- Hey, Spidey.
- 1179
- 01:05:31,595 --> 01:05:35,097
- When you're ready to talk,
- I'm around to listen.
- 1180
- 01:05:35,515 --> 01:05:37,433
- Thanks for helping a brother out tonight.
- 1181
- 01:05:37,517 --> 01:05:38,601
- Okay.
- 1182
- 01:05:39,519 --> 01:05:40,603
- Bam.
- 1183
- 01:05:41,271 --> 01:05:42,605
- Slam dunk.
- 1184
- 01:05:44,649 --> 01:05:46,942
- Hey. Whoo! Over here!
- 1185
- 01:05:47,027 --> 01:05:49,445
- - Hey, coppers! I'm crazy!
- - Oh.
- 1186
- 01:05:49,529 --> 01:05:50,696
- - It's a naked man!
- - Go!
- 1187
- 01:05:50,947 --> 01:05:54,158
- I'm naked! Come get me, coppers!
- I'm a loon!
- 1188
- 01:05:54,284 --> 01:05:55,701
- Come on. Let's go.
- 1189
- 01:05:55,869 --> 01:05:58,871
- You'll never take me alive!
- Hoo hoo hoo hoo!
- 1190
- 01:06:04,127 --> 01:06:05,669
- JACKIE: It has to be
- the best one we've done.
- 1191
- 01:06:05,754 --> 01:06:07,546
- BARB: Oh, for sure.
- JACKIE: In this series.
- 1192
- 01:06:07,631 --> 01:06:08,631
- BARB: Well, you know why?
- 1193
- 01:06:08,715 --> 01:06:09,715
- Because our heart is in this one.
- 1194
- 01:06:09,799 --> 01:06:11,800
- JACKIE: Yeah. And it's evolved.
- 1195
- 01:06:12,135 --> 01:06:14,637
- It's evolved, our understanding of it.
- 1196
- 01:06:14,971 --> 01:06:17,139
- Our understanding evolved.
- 1197
- 01:06:21,561 --> 01:06:22,728
- Roosevelt?
- 1198
- 01:06:24,147 --> 01:06:26,148
- - Is everything okay?
- - Where have you been?
- 1199
- 01:06:26,399 --> 01:06:28,901
- I messed up, Moms. I messed up bad.
- 1200
- 01:06:28,985 --> 01:06:29,985
- Uh, ba-b-b-b-b!
- 1201
- 01:06:30,070 --> 01:06:31,570
- (SPEAKING ANCIENT GREEK)
- 1202
- 01:06:32,322 --> 01:06:33,989
- ROOSEVELT: No, No, I can't.
- 1203
- 01:06:34,240 --> 01:06:37,743
- I'm not gonna say it in Greek or Aramaic
- or any other pre-Christian language.
- 1204
- 01:06:37,952 --> 01:06:39,953
- Okay. You know that girl, Wren?
- 1205
- 01:06:40,205 --> 01:06:41,872
- (STAMMERING) I blew it.
- 1206
- 01:06:42,123 --> 01:06:44,458
- I mean, we drove around all night
- looking for her little brother.
- 1207
- 01:06:44,751 --> 01:06:48,295
- And, oh, the Volvo, it's dead.
- It's totaled. It's gone.
- 1208
- 01:06:48,505 --> 01:06:49,630
- - What?
- - What?
- 1209
- 01:06:49,756 --> 01:06:51,090
- - It's dead.
- - What did you...
- 1210
- 01:06:51,841 --> 01:06:54,009
- And after everything,
- she goes for this guy, Aaron,
- 1211
- 01:06:54,094 --> 01:06:56,512
- who can't even play a proper C chord.
- 1212
- 01:06:56,596 --> 01:06:59,223
- Roosevelt, we are
- so disappointed in you.
- 1213
- 01:06:59,307 --> 01:07:01,100
- I'm going to be sick. I'm going to be sick.
- 1214
- 01:07:01,184 --> 01:07:02,184
- Barb?
- 1215
- 01:07:02,602 --> 01:07:04,937
- I know. I'm sorry. I'll pay off every penny.
- 1216
- 01:07:05,146 --> 01:07:07,147
- BARB: Yeah. Yeah, you will.
- 1217
- 01:07:07,399 --> 01:07:10,067
- But I don't give a rat's patootie
- about the Volvo.
- 1218
- 01:07:11,152 --> 01:07:12,319
- In fact,
- 1219
- 01:07:13,321 --> 01:07:17,157
- the fact that you're here
- in the creamy, milky flesh
- 1220
- 01:07:17,283 --> 01:07:20,119
- means the unibody
- construction did its job.
- 1221
- 01:07:21,454 --> 01:07:23,455
- Did we bring you up to quit?
- 1222
- 01:07:23,832 --> 01:07:25,374
- Did we bring you up to run away
- 1223
- 01:07:25,458 --> 01:07:26,959
- with your tail between
- your legs every time
- 1224
- 01:07:27,043 --> 01:07:29,294
- some hot Fonzie with a guitar
- woos your girl?
- 1225
- 01:07:29,546 --> 01:07:33,215
- Anything in this world worth
- having is worth fighting for.
- 1226
- 01:07:33,550 --> 01:07:35,384
- Yeah, well, not actual fighting, of course.
- 1227
- 01:07:35,844 --> 01:07:38,762
- Figurative. We don't condone
- violence outside of the dojo.
- 1228
- 01:07:38,847 --> 01:07:41,432
- - Come on, Barb.
- - Right. Of course.
- 1229
- 01:07:42,726 --> 01:07:46,603
- Of course.
- 1230
- 01:07:46,855 --> 01:07:50,607
- If you really care about her, honey,
- you need to tell her that.
- 1231
- 01:07:51,609 --> 01:07:52,985
- You want me to call her for you?
- 1232
- 01:07:53,069 --> 01:07:54,194
- - (CELL PHONE VIBRATING)
- - Barb.
- 1233
- 01:07:54,279 --> 01:07:56,447
- No. Thanks. That's great advice.
- 1234
- 01:07:56,531 --> 01:07:58,490
- Let him do his own work.
- Okay? This is his thing.
- 1235
- 01:08:00,243 --> 01:08:02,453
- BARB: It's hard! He's getting old.
- 1236
- 01:08:02,537 --> 01:08:04,788
- She called me. Hold on.
- 1237
- 01:08:04,998 --> 01:08:06,832
- Hey, Roosevelt, it's Wren.
- 1238
- 01:08:07,041 --> 01:08:09,293
- I found Albert, but unfortunately
- 1239
- 01:08:09,377 --> 01:08:11,086
- my mom's going
- to get home before we do.
- 1240
- 01:08:11,171 --> 01:08:15,215
- Which means she'll either kill me
- or I'll be grounded until I'm 93.
- 1241
- 01:08:15,967 --> 01:08:19,011
- Either way, I want to thank you
- for everything you did tonight.
- 1242
- 01:08:19,095 --> 01:08:23,098
- And I wish things had turned
- out differently, because
- 1243
- 01:08:23,183 --> 01:08:26,852
- you're awesome. And... Yeah, okay.
- 1244
- 01:08:27,270 --> 01:08:28,520
- Bye.
- 1245
- 01:08:28,688 --> 01:08:30,022
- - What's she saying? What'd she say?
- - Listen.
- 1246
- 01:08:30,190 --> 01:08:31,523
- He will tell you
- when he's ready to tell you.
- 1247
- 01:08:31,608 --> 01:08:32,608
- What did she say?
- 1248
- 01:08:32,692 --> 01:08:34,276
- No, look, just she needs me. Okay?
- 1249
- 01:08:34,360 --> 01:08:36,111
- Can I borrow the other car?
- 1250
- 01:08:49,751 --> 01:08:51,668
- (FOLK MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1251
- 01:09:12,065 --> 01:09:14,733
- WREN: My dad
- was always into pulling pranks.
- 1252
- 01:09:15,360 --> 01:09:17,027
- That's where Albert gets it.
- 1253
- 01:09:17,529 --> 01:09:20,280
- The two of them Ioved Halloween
- because they had free rein
- 1254
- 01:09:20,365 --> 01:09:22,407
- to get into as much trouble as possible.
- 1255
- 01:09:23,535 --> 01:09:26,537
- Well, that, and they both loved candy.
- 1256
- 01:09:27,372 --> 01:09:28,789
- Albert was never as happy
- 1257
- 01:09:28,873 --> 01:09:31,416
- as when he was
- trick-or-treating with Dad.
- 1258
- 01:09:31,918 --> 01:09:33,919
- So, it seemed only right
- 1259
- 01:09:34,003 --> 01:09:36,338
- that since Dad couldn't
- take him this year,
- 1260
- 01:09:36,589 --> 01:09:39,591
- the Ieast I could do was
- bring Albert to see him.
- 1261
- 01:09:49,727 --> 01:09:50,894
- Wren?
- 1262
- 01:09:57,068 --> 01:09:58,402
- Yes, Albert?
- 1263
- 01:09:59,237 --> 01:10:00,571
- Thanks.
- 1264
- 01:11:27,617 --> 01:11:28,951
- Honey, we're home.
- 1265
- 01:11:35,500 --> 01:11:37,125
- Mrs. Desantis? Stop right there.
- 1266
- 01:11:37,210 --> 01:11:38,627
- I cannot let you enter this house.
- 1267
- 01:11:38,711 --> 01:11:40,212
- Why? Who the hell are you?
- 1268
- 01:11:40,296 --> 01:11:41,338
- Roosevelt.
- 1269
- 01:11:42,048 --> 01:11:43,382
- Friend of Wren's?
- 1270
- 01:11:45,176 --> 01:11:46,343
- Never been mentioned, huh?
- 1271
- 01:11:47,178 --> 01:11:48,428
- That's okay.
- I mean, 'cause before tonight,
- 1272
- 01:11:48,554 --> 01:11:50,639
- I've never really done
- anything worthy of her taking notice.
- 1273
- 01:11:50,723 --> 01:11:53,725
- That's a sweet story, and one that
- I'm not really that interested in hearing.
- 1274
- 01:11:53,893 --> 01:11:55,978
- I've been up all night
- and I really need to get some sleep.
- 1275
- 01:11:56,062 --> 01:11:57,396
- I'm afraid I can't let you do that.
- 1276
- 01:11:57,522 --> 01:12:01,066
- (SIGHS) I'm a single mother.
- It's 5:30 in the morning.
- 1277
- 01:12:01,401 --> 01:12:03,276
- And you really don't
- wanna mess with me.
- 1278
- 01:12:03,403 --> 01:12:05,737
- Someone is counting on me,
- and I'm not letting her down,
- 1279
- 01:12:05,863 --> 01:12:07,280
- so maybe you don't
- wanna mess with me.
- 1280
- 01:12:07,407 --> 01:12:09,074
- - Oh, is that right?
- - Yeah.
- 1281
- 01:12:10,410 --> 01:12:11,410
- (SNIFFS)
- 1282
- 01:12:12,078 --> 01:12:13,245
- (GRUNTS IN PAIN)
- 1283
- 01:12:13,579 --> 01:12:15,914
- You can inflict whatever
- physical pain you want,
- 1284
- 01:12:16,165 --> 01:12:18,166
- which is considerable,
- 1285
- 01:12:18,251 --> 01:12:20,168
- as is your knowledge of pressure points.
- 1286
- 01:12:20,503 --> 01:12:22,671
- But I'm not going anywhere.
- 1287
- 01:12:22,755 --> 01:12:25,007
- Mrs. Desantis, tonight was
- the best night of my life.
- 1288
- 01:12:25,091 --> 01:12:27,676
- I lied to my moms for the first time ever.
- 1289
- 01:12:27,760 --> 01:12:29,302
- I trashed our Volvo.
- 1290
- 01:12:29,429 --> 01:12:31,471
- My best friend shot
- another man's drumstick.
- 1291
- 01:12:31,931 --> 01:12:34,099
- The cops are probably after us.
- 1292
- 01:12:34,225 --> 01:12:35,517
- And I'm gonna have to get a part-time job
- 1293
- 01:12:35,601 --> 01:12:37,602
- at Captain Chicken just
- to pay off the damage I caused.
- 1294
- 01:12:39,188 --> 01:12:42,607
- But I wouldn't trade a minute of it,
- 'cause I got to spend it with Wren.
- 1295
- 01:12:47,238 --> 01:12:48,447
- And I love her.
- 1296
- 01:12:49,782 --> 01:12:51,450
- I'm in love with your daughter.
- 1297
- 01:12:57,040 --> 01:12:59,374
- - I take it you know this kid?
- - WREN: Yes.
- 1298
- 01:13:00,126 --> 01:13:02,127
- Yes. I do.
- 1299
- 01:13:02,545 --> 01:13:04,546
- Wren. Is that you?
- 1300
- 01:13:06,132 --> 01:13:08,467
- Hello, Wren. Don't worry.
- 1301
- 01:13:08,593 --> 01:13:10,802
- As you can see,
- I have the situation in hand.
- 1302
- 01:13:11,054 --> 01:13:12,637
- Your mother has not entered the house.
- 1303
- 01:13:12,889 --> 01:13:13,889
- Put your head back down.
- 1304
- 01:13:13,973 --> 01:13:15,390
- Why does this kid not want to let me in?
- 1305
- 01:13:15,641 --> 01:13:17,225
- I'll explain later.
- 1306
- 01:13:17,560 --> 01:13:19,895
- Okay. Well, he is kind of cute.
- 1307
- 01:13:19,979 --> 01:13:21,813
- It was nice to meet you, Roosevelt.
- 1308
- 01:13:22,315 --> 01:13:24,107
- Nice to meet you, Mrs. Desantis.
- 1309
- 01:13:24,192 --> 01:13:25,609
- JOY: Come on, Albert.
- 1310
- 01:13:25,818 --> 01:13:29,029
- It was awkward, but memorable.
- 1311
- 01:13:35,912 --> 01:13:37,412
- Are you okay?
- 1312
- 01:13:37,497 --> 01:13:38,997
- Yeah, I'm good.
- 1313
- 01:13:39,999 --> 01:13:43,418
- But more importantly,
- I mean, you found Albert.
- 1314
- 01:13:43,836 --> 01:13:45,587
- - And your mom.
- - Yeah.
- 1315
- 01:13:46,089 --> 01:13:48,924
- Yeah, we sort of bumped
- into her on the way home.
- 1316
- 01:13:49,008 --> 01:13:50,050
- Sorry.
- 1317
- 01:13:51,677 --> 01:13:54,679
- Don't be. I'm glad I'm here.
- 1318
- 01:13:56,516 --> 01:13:57,557
- You are?
- 1319
- 01:13:59,310 --> 01:14:00,352
- Mmm-hmm.
- 1320
- 01:14:01,187 --> 01:14:02,854
- 'Cause now I can do this.
- 1321
- 01:14:03,147 --> 01:14:04,439
- (INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1322
- 01:14:36,389 --> 01:14:37,430
- Oh.
- 1323
- 01:14:47,817 --> 01:14:48,942
- (PENG GROWLS)
- 1324
- 01:14:54,657 --> 01:14:58,451
- (CHATTING INDISCERNIBLY)
- 1325
- 01:15:06,586 --> 01:15:07,919
- Oh, hey, Fuzz.
- 1326
- 01:15:08,421 --> 01:15:10,172
- Denise, hey.
- 1327
- 01:15:10,256 --> 01:15:11,506
- Big night last night?
- 1328
- 01:15:11,591 --> 01:15:13,717
- Oh, huge night, actually.
- 1329
- 01:15:13,801 --> 01:15:17,679
- I finally opened my eyes and realized
- that Lara and I are not meant to be.
- 1330
- 01:15:17,930 --> 01:15:22,100
- At all. Which is just a big
- one for me to take, 'cause...
- 1331
- 01:15:22,435 --> 01:15:25,604
- No, I meant, did you ever find
- that little Spider-dude?
- 1332
- 01:15:25,688 --> 01:15:28,064
- Oh, yeah, Spidey. Yeah, totally.
- 1333
- 01:15:28,441 --> 01:15:30,525
- Saved his life. No big deal.
- 1334
- 01:15:30,610 --> 01:15:32,485
- It happens. Kind of how I roll.
- 1335
- 01:15:33,487 --> 01:15:34,738
- Wait, is that the new issue?
- 1336
- 01:15:35,406 --> 01:15:36,448
- Uh...
- 1337
- 01:15:36,532 --> 01:15:38,366
- It's sold out everywhere.
- 1338
- 01:15:38,784 --> 01:15:40,785
- Yeah, I'll tell you what.
- 1339
- 01:15:41,412 --> 01:15:42,746
- It's on the house.
- 1340
- 01:15:42,955 --> 01:15:44,289
- - Really?
- - Yeah.
- 1341
- 01:15:44,457 --> 01:15:46,875
- A fellow fan of Galaxy Scout.
- 1342
- 01:15:46,959 --> 01:15:49,252
- - Wow, thanks, Fuzz.
- - No problem.
- 1343
- 01:15:50,463 --> 01:15:51,796
- See you around?
- 1344
- 01:15:52,798 --> 01:15:53,965
- See ya.
- 1345
- 01:15:54,467 --> 01:15:55,634
- Hey, Denise?
- 1346
- 01:15:57,303 --> 01:15:58,887
- What do you think about maybe
- 1347
- 01:15:58,971 --> 01:16:02,015
- you, me and Spidey
- hanging out whatever?
- 1348
- 01:16:02,475 --> 01:16:05,310
- Sure. Maybe just you and me?
- 1349
- 01:16:07,813 --> 01:16:09,648
- Yeah, yeah, of course.
- 1350
- 01:16:09,982 --> 01:16:11,983
- Just the two of us.
- 1351
- 01:16:12,985 --> 01:16:14,986
- Nice. Okay.
- 1352
- 01:16:15,821 --> 01:16:17,781
- I have nothing to read now.
- 1353
- 01:16:45,184 --> 01:16:47,519
- We're sure gonna miss her. Huh, Albert?
- 1354
- 01:16:54,026 --> 01:16:56,820
- Candy pancakes with a side
- of AirHead bacon.
- 1355
- 01:16:57,488 --> 01:16:59,489
- Yeah. Most people
- do leftovers on Thanksgiving.
- 1356
- 01:16:59,782 --> 01:17:00,949
- Our family does Halloween.
- 1357
- 01:17:02,201 --> 01:17:04,703
- Amazing! Albert made these?
- 1358
- 01:17:06,038 --> 01:17:08,039
- My compliments to the chef.
- 1359
- 01:17:09,375 --> 01:17:10,792
- Where is the little guy?
- 1360
- 01:17:10,876 --> 01:17:12,544
- I don't know.
- He was just here a second ago.
- 1361
- 01:17:14,880 --> 01:17:16,715
- (HEROIC INSTRUMENTAL
- MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1362
- 01:17:34,191 --> 01:17:36,568
- Maybe you could do
- an explaining rap, too.
- 1363
- 01:18:03,387 --> 01:18:04,471
- (CELL PHONE RINGS)
- 1364
- 01:18:11,479 --> 01:18:12,479
- Oh, my God.
- 1365
- 01:18:12,772 --> 01:18:14,856
- - He did not.
- - I told you so!
- 1366
- 01:18:15,107 --> 01:18:17,108
- I mean, maybe sometimes
- April knows something.
- 1367
- 01:18:17,443 --> 01:18:20,278
- Everything we worked for
- last night is ruined.
- 1368
- 01:18:20,821 --> 01:18:23,323
- Maybe you could do
- an explaining rap, too.
- 1369
- 01:18:23,574 --> 01:18:24,657
- APRIL: Wren?
- 1370
- 01:18:25,159 --> 01:18:26,201
- (WITH AUTO-TUNED VOICES)
- 1371
- 01:18:26,285 --> 01:18:28,620
- I'm E.O. Wilson and I'm a scientist
- 1372
- 01:18:28,913 --> 01:18:31,373
- I study ants and stuff if you get the gist
- 1373
- 01:18:31,457 --> 01:18:33,625
- I'm about as cool as a guy can get
- 1374
- 01:18:33,959 --> 01:18:36,336
- Think Jason Bourne with a butterfly net
- 1375
- 01:18:36,796 --> 01:18:39,130
- Praying mantis Praying mantis
- 1376
- 01:18:39,423 --> 01:18:41,549
- The turtle, the turtle
- 1377
- 01:18:41,634 --> 01:18:42,717
- Don't do that
- 1378
- 01:18:42,802 --> 01:18:43,843
- What?
- 1379
- 01:18:46,305 --> 01:18:47,389
- (FARTING)
- 1380
- 01:18:47,473 --> 01:18:49,224
- (HIGH-PITCHED VOICE)
- Ah! Ah! Ah! Ew!
- 1381
- 01:18:50,476 --> 01:18:52,310
- WREN: Albert!
- 1382
- 01:18:56,982 --> 01:18:58,608
- Everyone thinks I don't talk.
- 1383
- 01:18:58,692 --> 01:18:59,776
- But actually,
- 1384
- 01:18:59,860 --> 01:19:02,946
- I've been pranking my mom
- for the past six months.
- 1385
- 01:19:03,155 --> 01:19:04,155
- JOY: Hello?
- 1386
- 01:19:04,281 --> 01:19:06,408
- (IN A LOW VOICE)
- This is Verizon calling.
- 1387
- 01:19:06,492 --> 01:19:08,701
- Your phone has been reported faulty
- 1388
- 01:19:08,786 --> 01:19:11,830
- and needs to be tested by
- our voice recognition system.
- 1389
- 01:19:12,081 --> 01:19:14,499
- Could you please repeat a few phrases?
- 1390
- 01:19:14,625 --> 01:19:15,667
- Okay.
- 1391
- 01:19:15,835 --> 01:19:17,502
- I like cheese.
- 1392
- 01:19:17,837 --> 01:19:19,671
- I Iike cheese?
- 1393
- 01:19:20,005 --> 01:19:22,173
- My poops are big and hearty.
- 1394
- 01:19:22,466 --> 01:19:24,342
- My poops... Wait, who is this?
- 1395
- 01:19:24,427 --> 01:19:27,887
- This is your great-uncle Vindaloo
- from Czechoslovakia.
- 1396
- 01:19:28,013 --> 01:19:29,055
- My who?
- 1397
- 01:19:29,181 --> 01:19:32,225
- Great-uncle Vindaloo.
- Vindaloo. Vindaloo!
- 1398
- 01:19:32,643 --> 01:19:35,562
- I have moved to Cleveland
- and am on my way to your house
- 1399
- 01:19:35,688 --> 01:19:37,355
- so I can live in the basement.
- 1400
- 01:19:37,648 --> 01:19:38,982
- I think you have the wrong number.
- 1401
- 01:19:39,191 --> 01:19:43,361
- Joy Desantis?
- I'm staring at a photo of you as a baby.
- 1402
- 01:19:43,654 --> 01:19:44,988
- Okay, this is just weird.
- 1403
- 01:19:45,698 --> 01:19:46,865
- Hello.
- 1404
- 01:19:47,533 --> 01:19:48,533
- Hello?
- 1405
- 01:19:49,827 --> 01:19:50,994
- (IN A HIGH VOICE) Hello, dear,
- 1406
- 01:19:51,078 --> 01:19:53,705
- this is the brassiere
- department at Marshalls calling.
- 1407
- 01:19:54,206 --> 01:19:56,207
- The bras you ordered are here.
- 1408
- 01:19:56,542 --> 01:20:00,920
- However, they're so small,
- we can't seem to find them anywhere.
- 1409
- 01:20:01,005 --> 01:20:02,630
- You must have very tiny boobs.
- 1410
- 01:20:02,715 --> 01:20:04,382
- Albert! Is this you?
- 1411
- 01:20:06,135 --> 01:20:07,218
- - (CHUCKLES)
- - (FARTS)
- 1412
- 01:20:08,095 --> 01:20:09,637
- (INDIE POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1413
- 01:21:52,199 --> 01:21:53,658
- (POP MUSIC PLAYING)
- 1414
- 01:25:33,796 --> 01:25:35,546
- (TENSE INSTRUMENTAL
- MUSIC PLAYING)
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