Sea Fluffies in Salt Water

> You're just a normal dude.
> you don't like or hate fluffy ponies of all kinds, you just don't care for them.
> however, their is one you absolutly despise.
> sea (aka water) fluffy ponies.
> Those assholes are nothing but trouble.
> and those eyes... oh god the eyes!
> you decide to vent your agner on these entighteled fuckers.
> you drive your car to the nearest lake to do your plans.
> you put out some food for them about 5 feet from shore.
> then you just sit back and wait for them to bite.
> finally after a while you see one pop up from under the water.
> it a White a brown spoted fresh water fluffy pony, with two Baby Blue Soulless eyes.
> You apporach it in the water and it says. "Pway?"
>Oh good lord they sound like a retard chuckie cheese anamatronic.
> you say to it. " Hey their little guy! i'm gonna take back home with me."
>" New daddy? Yay! New daddy!" It scream for joy.
> you put it in a water filled tupa-ware bowl and put the lid on it.
> you do this for two more times, getting two more of the little punks.
> your driving home with your hold, three happily swimming retards in their tupa-ware containers babbling to each other.
> this is gonna be good.
> you arrive home and they see THEIR new "home." in a large fish tank.
> they start babbling " new home?"
>you shake your head as you begin you devilish plan.


> you pull all three fluffies out of their water and laid them on towels.
> after a minutes they started whining. " Daddy, we can't bweath, need wawa."
> you obliged by putting them in the big tank.
> the swim happily for 20 secounds then start to scream. " WAWA BUWN! WHY WAWA BUWN!"
> filled the tank with salt water, left them out of the water so they would intake it quicker to burn their gills.
> You felt better when their eye finally rolled back in their heads from the imense pain.
> you throw them into the trash can and went back to your house.
> that same day you saved feed a strayed fluffy and called animal control to take to the nearest fluffy shelter.
> it was a good day