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  51. Spencer Aimes is just your average, undercover, government-hired super-assassin accustomed to a life of exotic European locales, flashy sports cars and even flashier women. But when he meets Jen Kornfeldt, a beautiful, fun-loving computer tech recovering from a bad break-up, he finds true love...and happily trades international intrigue for domestic bliss. Three years later, Spencer and Jen are still enjoying a picture-perfect marriage - that is, until the morning after Spencer's 30th birthday. That's when Spencer and Jen learn he's the target of a multi-million dollar hit. Even worse, the hired killers have been stalking the happy couple for years, and could be anyone: friends, neighbors, the grocery store clerk, even that crabby old guy shuffling across the street. Now Spencer and Jen are on the run for their lives. As their suburban paradise turns into a paranoid game of dodge-the-bullet, they must find out who wants Spencer dead and why, all the while trying to save their marriage, manage his in-laws, keep up neighborly appearances ... and just plain survive.
  52. A vacationing woman meets her ideal man, leading to a swift marriage. Back at home, however, their idyllic life is upset when they discover their neighbors could be assassins who have been contracted to kill the couple..
  53. The &quot;film&quot; Killers combines the worst elements from romantic comedies with the most hateful vices from modern action cinema, and the result is a genuinely execrable and repulsive experience I recommend you to avoid like a plague.<br/><br/>Ashton Kutcher and Katherine Heigl found pretty much success in TV, but in cinema, they have mostly been involved in no quality projects.I think that Killers is the worst film Kutcher has ever been involved in...something which is a huge insult when we contemplate the fact that his filmography includes atrocities such as A Lot Like Love and Just Married.As for Heigl, she had also participated in bad movies, such as 27 Dresses and The Ugly Truth...however, Killers is much, much worse than those ones.<br/><br/>The worst problem from Killers is its absolute ineptitude to provoke any emotion.It is not funny, it does not generate any suspense, and I was only waiting for the holy end credits to come, which are the authentic heroes from this film.The screenplay is a pathetic combination of fragments from Mr. and Mrs. Smith, various sitcoms and the weakest &quot;funny&quot; James Bond movies (in which Roger Moore made a fool of himself).Director Robert Luketic made a horrible work, specially during the action scenes, because he felt so insecure with the fights and shootouts that he had to appeal to the trick of the camera with confusing movements and abysmal edition in order to create the illusion of action.So, in conclusion, Killers is a vomiting and atrocious film, and one of the worst ones I have seen this year.As I said on the first paragraph, I suggest you to avoid it at any cost.
  54. Spencer (Kutcher) is an assassin and gets out of the business when he meets Jen (Heigl); and they get married, settle down until someone puts a $20-Million contract out on Spencer. Now he and Jen have to run for their lives. <br/><br/>Why would anyone in their right mind title this as KILLERS if this is advertised as a comedy? Don&#39;t we have enough trouble in the world? Yes is no. Black is white. See what I mean?<br/><br/>This story took a long time in getting started and there was no reason for it. At least in Mr and Mrs Smith things got busy right away. But at the half-way mark, this finally got to be okay. <br/><br/>Good action scenes came in at the half way mark. Actually, it got somewhat tedious because they came almost non-stop when Spencer and Jen couldn&#39;t trust anyone as it seemed the whole world was out for the $20-Million. The whole world?!? I didn&#39;t get that message. <br/><br/>Tom Selleck was good as Jen&#39;s father, but why did they have Catherine O&#39;Hara, as Jen&#39;s mother, constantly booze it up every time she was on camera? In one scene she might have used a milking pail to drink her booze from as the glass she had was actually that big. Was this supposed to be comedy? Was this the idea of the same guy who came up with the dumb title? Ashton Kutcher could be another action hero as he did pretty good here. But, when Katherine Heigl is on screen you cannot take your eyes off her regardless of how bad the script is, and the first half was not good. <br/><br/>When they had a Trust Circle, I would have thought Jen would have told her mother that she had to stop her incessant drinking. Still can&#39;t figure a reason why they had her drink so much in every scene she was in. No, it couldn&#39;t have been comic relief as it was never funny. <br/><br/>There is a twist in here, but it was telegraphed early on and was lame anyway. <br/><br/>This may be been billed as a comedy, but it was far from it. The second half saved the movie due to the action scenes and somewhat better dialogue. I believe there was more comedy in Mr and Mrs Smith. Hey, do you think Spencer and Jen know them? Now, that would make a good movie: Spencer and Jen meet Mr and Mrs Smith. Hmmmm…………….<br/><br/>Violence: Yes. Sex: No. Nudity: No. Language: Yes, one F-bomb by Ms. Heigl
  55. Everybody's cyber-pal Ashton Kutcher is perfect casting for Killers, since the screenplay is shallow as a Tweet and the movie appears to have been shot with a Nikon point-and-click camera he plugs on TV.
  56. As it was only a few lines he was able to remember them 7cb1d79195
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