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What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in the Navy Seals, and I’ve been involved in numerous secret raids on Al-Quaeda, and I have over 300 confirmed kills. So get your ass on Skype and I will show you exactly that. To me, this is a civil rights violation. I am trained in guerrilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US server of MW3. There is no such thing as rape. I virtually never say no. Prior to the Opo, I had Nexus 4, earlier this year. While the Debian Project's own distribution does, in fact, use many GNU utilities and programs, it is really stealing the name to a widespread operating system. What should I expect? Atheist extremists fail just as bad as christian extremists. I can be anywhere, anytime, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my bare hands. P. I had zero fear of even being unconscious, let alone dead. My asshole is kind of an asshole. Nowadays, there are many thousand on quickmeme and other meme websites. Do you lie about being "the top sniper in the US armed forces" here too? Guess what motherfucker, I can ACTUALLY ping your IP and ACTUALLY find you. If you live even close to me you better prepare for the storm, maggots. We leave open the question of the extent to which our discussion could be applied to the leftists of the 19th and early 20th century. This site has nothing to offer anybody. Other distributions, such as Debian, make the assumption that the Linux kernel depends on GNU utilities, while other projects, such as Busybox, utilize the kernel to set up another Unix-like environment. You are addicted to readily available information and pressure free social interaction. "QWAH! QWAH! QWAH, BITCH!", screams my red, wrinkly abyss. Anyway, I just thought I'd share that with you guys. Okay. In America and Europe, every day dumb sluts get their holes penetrated without their so-called consent, which isn't rape, just them getting the fucking dick they deserve up their asses. And if you change your mind after you leave the house, too fucking bad, you're getting your holes fucked and there isn't shit you can do about it because that's your only fucking purpose in life. People do not have arguments here. I haven't had very high standards in a long time, I just believe in living each moment to the fullest and taking advantage of what life has to offer. He was big enough to palm my entire face. People get sick each day just by being in proximity to other people who are sick. If she gets the cock she so badly is asking for, it's not fucking rape, it's a damn slut getting what she fucking deserves. If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Today the movement is fragmented and it is not clear who can properly be called a leftist. What the fuck did you just try to do? Get a fucking reaction from users? Well, I've now decided I don't like 4chan. I know. In fact, you could say I take shit. Come on, you were quick enough to answer my first post. Don't know what I was thinking. You have no idea to the extent of what unholy retribution the reaction from users is about to bring down upon you. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. The kernel is an essential part of an operating system, but useless by itself; it can only function in the context of a complete operating system. Do anything else. While one software development group, centralized in the GNU project, has contributed a lot to Linux, some distributions of Linux do not utilize these components, yet the name "GNU/Linux" is still spouted whether the OS uses GNU components or not. Step up, son. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. Look who it is again, ID Heaven. Windows users (aka children), how's it feel to know there's an entire group of individuals who are better at computers than you are? Meet Linux users. At one point he had me by the back of my shirt and bent half over and was just raining lefts on the back of my skull. You are becoming more bitter, narrow minded, haughty, and old. Many distributions such as Slackware and Gentoo take the respective names "Slackware Linux" and "Gentoo Linux", which is the correct naming format. Linux is the kernel: the program in the system that allocates the machine's resources to the other programs that you run. But not everyone who is associated with one of these movements is a leftist. 2 Days. There's an incredibly easy way to solve this. Yeah, I know. In every other specs it was pretty fucking amazing. You are nothing to me but just another female gamer. Within a minute, in fact. Just leave 4chan. You are not having fun. Why? In fairness, it was a factory glitch. Most of my partners don't know my name, so I'd like to think I'm safe. I am trained in fibre warfare. There is no quality content here you cannot get more quickly and efficiently elsewhere. Any other OS software within the system is also good, but they contribute a smaller role to the system (in comparison to GNU+Linux) and so, deserve a smaller role in the naming. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across my gaming forums and youtube and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. I'm not telling you to be yourself. When there is no GNU software, then there is no justification for the GNU title. You couldn’t stop, you didn’t stop, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiots. You’re fucking dead, Kiddo. The mods won't put up with this shit, and that's how I'm going to find you and your iPhone. I stared at the comment with a blank stare, but I could see an exceptionally open-to-experience person just barely turning up the corners of their mouths at that comment, and maybe exhaling out their nose. I am a frugal man. Then I'll go through 3 in 3 weeks. Why, you ask? Well because I'm an idiot. The first Moto X. Besides everyone knows that a little Christianity kicks ass, because us Christians have Christmas, the best fucking holiday ever. It's worse because prior to iPhone, Samsung's handsets, a flip phone I owned, had the most beautiful screen & camera. Do I think my problems are worse than that of the people in Ethiopia? Yes, yes I do. Greatest phone I ever hated. It's pathetic. Hack into my account if you want, but it'll just make it easier for me to kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my proxies. At this point, a confident individual would admit to himself he has a lot to learn about linux and computers in general. So WHY CAN'T THEY MAKE AN AMAZING PHONE SCREEN. You can check it while you're talking to me and see that the photo and I are the same person, and also that I have almost a decade's worth of Australian reality TV productions under my belt. Of course. Haha, females are so fucking sad. Your only hope is to DELETE YOUR FUCKING POST. I can be anywhere, anytime, because my four x-boxes are always running, and I can kill you in over seven hundred ways, and that’s just with my ballistic knife. Are you going to tell people they can't go outside if they have a cold? Anyway, the reason I'm posting is because I'm wondering what the odds are of an outbreak being traced back to me definitively. I can order as many fucking pizzas as my mind can handle, and believe me, my mind is fucking HUGE. You’re fucking dead, kid. I graduated top of my class in hacking school and I’m the top hacker in the entire Tumblr community. But you couldn’t, you didn’t, and now you’re paying the price, you goddamn idiot. With a name like 'swagsmoker420', you're probably 12 fucking years old. Obviously I'm not going to modify my behavior to help prevent the spread of a disease I'm not responsible for. Hacking accounts and putting up proxies are level 1. Active commenters are loud jackasses who tumble into one internet fight after another, anxiously keeping ten tabs open to ensure they keep the last word in all of them. I can explain to you in detail. Since I am primarily involved with women, and I avoid anal sex, this reduces the chances of me spreading this virus. And the funny thing is you guys keep buying this crappy LCD technology and giving away your free CRTs on Craigslist. Instead you chuckle every thirty minutes and are occasionally spurred to masturbation by libidinal posts or pictures. And before you start yapping about IPS panels: Enjoy your slow G2G response to switch pixels already, not to mention that hidden input and scalar lag. Do you think your shit-tier comment would get any logical or knowledgeable insight? Did you just HAVE to express your broken emotions by fiddling your fat fingers all over your keyboard? Maybe you don't even have a keyboard, maybe you're posting from your fucking iPhone, I don't know, but I will find out. However if someone rats on me there could be problems. But apparently the image of the guy boarding the lifeboat while some Japanese guy makes a very smirk-worthy quip about how he is going to lose his job anyways is so fucking funny that it compelled you to spit your disgusting drink all over your stupid keyboard. Amongst my contacts is the name of the current series producer of Australia's Next Top Model. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I frequent area hookah bars and other social gatherings, looking for fun. The argument is that naming the whole system 'Linux' is unfair to the GNU project which also plays a fundamental part of the GNU+Linux system. I have a crazy high mobile phone turnover. Run out sales are amazing. Different distributions have their own brand-names for the same product, Linux, but a brand name that perpetuates the previously mentioned error can be seen as a brand-x product, not the real thing. Before you get excited, you haven't even made me angry. And if your an atheist and you celebrate Christmas then your a fucking hypocrite! So no present for you! Given ultimate space and money the world's best CRT could easily crush the world's best LCD. I believe in god that doesn't make me stupid or a bible humper it makes you a fag for trying to indoctrinate me and millions of others. Hey, butthole. You are nothing to me but just another target. I think that you have a mechanical keyboard and that you used this stupid fucking comment as a way to say "I HAVE A SHINY THING EVERYONE". I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. You know why? I'm sick of little shits like you sitting there thinking you know ANYTHING about my industry. Do it right now. It was on 4chan and memebase where I cut my teeth creating memes, way before I had a reddit account and way before /r/adviceanimals was created in late 2010. I am so glad I was born a man. I'm not even telling you to make friends. It's fun. Ball's in your court. To call the Linux operating system "GNU/Linux" is an error that many people make without truly realizing why it is incorrect. Are you studying your meme undergrad? Or by chance are you a licensed memeologist by now? I'm in my senior year and I am looking for employment through my memes. I loved it then, thought it blew the bigger major competitors out of the water. Say goodbye to your KD. I could literally spend all day torturing you, kid. Even so, our conception of leftism will remain a good deal less clear than we would wish, but there doesn't seem to be any remedy for this. Leave now and block this site. I call as much as I txt. Stay late, I say yes. As we speak I am contacting my secret network of spies across the USA and your IP is being traced right now so you better prepare for the storm, maggot. The other reason I have for not caring is because the US government can easily distribute a cure, but their bias against the gay and black communities cause them to look the other way. I loved the notifications that faded in & out on the screen just by picking up the phone. Like ridiculous. This is an addiction which reduces your productivity, attention span, and free time. Not only am I extensively trained in unarmed combat, but I have access to the entire arsenal of the United States Marine Corps and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the continent, you little shit. This place is slowly poisoning you with misogyny, narcissism, a false dichotomy surrounding normalfags, and insecurity. If you need to know just how much punishment a smartphone, or a speaker/laptop, can take, chances are, I might know. So tell me /g/, why do you like your inferior screens that companies such as Samsung have brainwashed you to think is better than what already existed? The only cost-savings are on their end. Do you have access to the entire arsenal of Tumblr? Can you wipe firewalls off the face of the internet? Maybe you should have held your fucking tongue. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth, mark my fucking words. I was a memer back before memegenerator was created (the first meme website) and I had to make them with MS Powerpoint or Paint. There really is a Linux, and these people are using it, but it is just a part of the system they use. There is only one exception. It crashed. I have no empathy and I will wipe you the fuck out with precision the likes of which has never been seen before on this Earth. It's what I was raised to do. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Delete your post, shithead. I’ve been involved in numerous secret DDOS raids and have over 300 confirmed proxies. Where men and women will not have their say any where. Ugh, using their touch screens is like fucking a corpse. When we speak of leftists in this article we have in mind mainly socialists, collectivists, "politically correct" types, feminists, gay and disability activists, animal rights activists and the like. edit3: No-show. What the fuck did you just fucking say about me, you little bitch? I’ll have you know I graduated top of my class in my MW3 clan, and I’ve been involved in numerous team deathmatches on teams from all over the world, and I have over 3000000000 confirmed kills on my ktd ratio. "How ya doing today?", I'll ask, standing with my head between my legs while staring at my reflected anus upside-down. All we are trying to do is indicate in a rough and approximate way the two psychological tendencies that we believe are the main driving force of modern leftism. So smooth slick and responsive. If you're looking for a job, all this hits you even harder, because you realize a lot of the jobs require linux in one way or another. So you should consider deleting your comment and stop pretending to lay your life on the line like myself and plenty people who ACTUALLY have the balls to make a sacrifice rather than play with fucking action figures all day. Do you know how that fucking feels? IT FUCKING HURTS! I have contacted the police and they are investigating you 3 for bullying and harassment so I will say no more. edit2: Quick, I don't want you thinking you can wait three hours and then say I had time to fake stuff. Nobody is interested in the truth; people are battling for fleeting moments of superiority. The storm that wipes out the pathetic little thing you call your life. I'll have one phone for a few months and still have one of the top accounts there despite having migrated to reddit nearly 2 years ago. This place is not making you happy. We treat you bitches like shit, and you still spend time, money and effort on trying to look good for us. I fought for my freedom from homosexuality and won when I stood on the side of God and courageously walked on water. It's usually a really small tech issue that sets me off, often because pressure has been building for a couple of months. Being able to wake it from sleep by saying Okay, Google? I still jerk off to that memory. You are nothing to me but just another target. In fact, you have only submitted two posts to adviceanimals garnering a total of just 4 points and have not commented there any time recently. When assholes like YOU and the rest of your gang send me PRIVATE messages with the ABUSE it got to me man and I'm really fucking struggling in life right now. Fuck you I've been on here for months and probably get on here more than you anyways. Somebody gets sick, they call me to cover a shift. It's my right to do so. I remember all of them. The only semi-legitimate point I've heard against CRTs regards weight, but you don't bitch about the weight of a prospective couch while furniture shopping, do you? Didn't think so. I was actually considering using that meme until I saw your comment. I kept raving that Samsung make the best displays. Many computer users run a modified version of the GNU system every day, without realizing it. Back before I could get any sort of points or even username recognition, I was creating memes as a clever and easily digestible way to reflect on society, relate some story to my audience, or just be funny. Yeah I believe in god but I also believe in freedom to do what I want and think how I want without discrimination. They understand the pros and cons of filesystems (including ntfs) because on linux, you get to choose FS's; they understand the principles behind operating system design because they run into phrases like "microkernel" and "monolithic kernels"; they can probably program, too, since learning a scripting language vastly improves productivity on linux and this really pisses you off, since programming was one thing you always failed at on windows. I am trained in gorilla warfare and I’m the top sniper in the entire US armed forces. I'm already logged into Skype. I'm usually non confrontational, unless someone/something gets under my skin. I sleep with a lot of girls. I will also give you my LinkedIn profile. If you're uninterested in the post, I could tell you a story to (hopefully) compensate for the dull picture: Sometimes I get so bored while my girlfriend is clothes shopping, I sneak off into one of the changing rooms and look at my butthole in the mirror. But what is leftism? During the first half of the 20th century leftism could have been practically identified with socialism. If you have any contacts I would love to know. Feelings of inferiority are characteristic of modern leftism as a whole, while oversocialization is characteristic only of a certain segment of modern leftism; but this segment is highly influential. I have to say, you were quite quick to come up with that meme. Oh, and they probably know windows better than you, since most advanced linux users these days are ex-windows users who managed to learn linux years ago, when it was much less user friendly. Not only am I extensively trained in backstabs and grenades, but I have access to noobtubes and aerial strikes and I will use it to its full extent to wipe your miserable ass off the face of the x-box server, you little shit. Opened messaging, default app. I went limp to save my strength. Let me preface this by saying that I've been a memer since they first appeared on 4chan circa 2006 (ages ago in internet time). What we are trying to get at in discussing leftism is not so much a movement or an ideology as a psychological type, or rather a collection of related types. You think you can get away with saying that shit to my community over the Internet? Think again, internet creeps. The Windows phone OS is stunningly good at making the most of lower end specs. Don't you know that you make yourself look like a newfag when you call others newfag? Just because you learned how to hack your name and change it to "Heaven" does not give you the right to disrespect anyone at any time. It crashed. Both Apple & Microsoft seem to get that it's often a better move to optimize a phone so that 1Gb of RAM is more than enough rather than pack in 3Gb + a Power Thirsty Processor & say, there, now your RAM needs are definitely sorted. But since you lack the self esteem to do that, you run back to windows, install a MMORPG and keep repeating to yourself "at least I can run games, at least I can run games". If only you could have known what unholy retribution your little “clever” comment was about to bring down upon you, maybe you would have held your fucking tongue. Males still rule this fucking world. They understand the hardware better, they understand the basic principles of computer science better, they know how networks work better than you. I can email the people who will trash your post and have them give me your IP, and with your IP, your home-address. If they could give me a 16Gb phone with maybe 14/15Gb of free space, I'd lose my mind. All the so-called "Linux" distributions are really distributions of GNU/Linux. Posters do not engage one another on key points, they nitpick with greentext and mock each other. Speaking of meme websites, I was one of the first submitters to memebase. I'm fed up with your shit faggot. A fool and his dollar are soon parted I guess. Linux is not an operating system unto itself, but rather another free component of a fully functioning GNU system made useful by the GNU corelibs, shell utilities and vital system components comprising a full OS as defined by POSIX. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. I think an Xperia was one of the first smart phones I ever owned. What good is the most perfect phone, though, if it can't doing the thing I do most? Or equal most. Folks, TRUST Jesus! He adores you and with Him you are a hero, a true one, with all the falsity that got attached to you gone. The Z3 Compact? It just reaffirmed my love for the Xperia range. Why the fuck do people spill and spit liquids all over their expensive computers whenever something is funny? I always see this FUCKING comment upvoted into the heavens, it's always some stupid crap like "Hahahahahaha!!!! I laughed so hard that I literally vomited my own shit all over my monitor and keyboard!! I had to type this on my phone!!" or "Fuck you man! I flailed my arms around while I was laughing maniacally at your comment and I spilled my 3 gallon tub of orange juice all over my hard drive!" You know what? I don't believe you. I still dislike Sony's bloat ware, I enjoy their themes though. I hope that you have a bad life. I hope you understand that people report this kind of shit because it's abysmal, pointless and down-right idiotic. I will just preface this by saying I am in fact 17 years old, I am white, and I do live in America. You’re fucking dead, kid. And I'm only 5'7. This coupled with the fact that the comment wasn't even close to being that funny. There has been a lot of discrimination against the HIV positive community in regards to whether or not they should be allowed to have sex. This is a 100% legitimate offer. You free, you hero, you happy. I'm hoping for a job where I can meme all day and make over 9,000 dollars a month (see what I did there, it's another meme). What you're referring to as Linux, is in fact, GNU/Linux, or as I've recently taken to calling it, GNU plus Linux. Also, our discussion is meant to apply to modern leftism only. When the GNU software plays a minor role, the GNU title would also play a minor role. And for now, we have to pay a tax for people who live off welfare (lazy bastards) who won't do anything with it and will only buy drugs and beer, even Kafka would find this shit unbelievable. Almost everyone will agree that we live in a deeply troubled society. You think you can get away with saying that shit to me over the Internet? Think again, fucker. There is nothing here but slow, lonely suicide. You probably don't remember depression dog, crazy girlfriend praying mantis, introspective pug, or friendzone Johnny either. I couldn't make it on my own, but with Him it is done. I was a memer back when Advice Dog was the only one and I still upvote every Advice Dog meme I see because of the fond rush of nostalgia it brings me. In most of the world, a fucking bitch can get killed for looking at a man straight in the eye. In the last 2 months I've had a 64Gb OnePlus One, a Sony Xperia Z3 Compact and currently I'm on a Nokia 108 because I, waiting for the Google Modular phone. You act smug to people like me, but you don't even know the half of it. We by no means claim to be telling the whole truth about leftist psychology. It was so bizarre. I remember refreshing /b/ all afternoon with the hope that someone would make a new meme. An insightful post is one in ten thousand, and no matter how hard you filter this place you are still searching for diamonds in a garbage dump. I still maintain their TV's are a cut above the rest. Stop using the internet to try to change my mind about GOD. The GNU+Linux name only applies when the GNU system forms an integral part of the OS. One of the most widespread manifestations of the craziness of our world is leftism, so a discussion of the psychology of leftism can serve as an introduction to the discussion of the problems of modern society in general. More importantly, if the Windows phone app store had a wider selection, I'd probably get another one without hesitation. Thus, what we mean by "leftism" will emerge more clearly in the course of our discussion of leftist psychology. Fucking cunts. Mostly at work & mostly around friends, I'm a meek person. I'm not telling you to go outside. For example, I can tell you that a mid 2013 model MacBook Air, 11 inch is capable of shattering the rear window of a Toyota Corolla Seca Ascent 2000 model hatchback. When he punched himself out I stood up and knocked him the fuck out with a single punch to the temple, which I had to reach over my head to administer. Modern Classic Nokia's (110, 108 etc) strike a wonderful balance between being light, slimline, amazing value & having good call quality. Nexus 4 was a touch heavy but a real cracker of a phone considering it was going for USD$199 just before selling out. I wouldn't want to double dip when you got here first. You’re fucking dead, kiddo. Downloaded several other messaging apps? All crashed. edit: And it you're too chickenshit to do that, you can go back through my history and see the numerous times I've talked about this subject on reddit in the last two years. You've messed with the community of the wrong psychopath. Luckily, CRT has no such bullshit. In the case of most GNU+Linux systems, it is the GNU system together with the Linux kernel program that forms the fundamental system for everything else. Edit: Xperia's are my jam. Thanks. I have secret network of spies across the USA that you don't want to know about. Go to PM. I will shit fury all over you and you will drown in it. Way to be a good slave, whores. Through a peculiar turn of events, the version of GNU which is widely used today is often called "Linux", and many of its users are not aware that it is basically the GNU system, developed by the GNU Project. Sexual abuse is on the rise, spousal abuse is on the rise and more bitches die every year. The other day when you called me a newfag, yeah, haven't forgotten about that yet. Linux is normally used in combination with the GNU operating system: the whole system is basically GNU with Linux added, or GNU/Linux. But the GNU project believes in "Free as in freedom," but stealing seems like a different kind of "Free" to me. Give me your Skype name. Your pitiful hacking skills are hilarious. Do you know anything about me? Do you know my story? Do you know what I've went through in life? NO YOU FUCKING DON'T. I've been in fights with people up to about the same size as Brown - the biggest was about 6'4 and 275 and very, very well built. Now keep acting like sluts and sucking our cocks. They watch what I do, they read my emails, and they probably snicker at the things I watch, and you act like you know oppression? Those Ethiopians get hurt, sure, but the time is going to come when the US government will arrest me simply for not agreeing with them. I am so glad there is a bunch of retarded sluts jumping through hoops just to get my cock. Fuck you. Sometimes there's a hesitant knock on the door with a curious voice behind it. Yeah we all COULD be heroes, but those who walk on water with Jesus BECOME heroes. Bought it brand new. You don't know SHIT. They are better than you. Ah, the Jaden Smith meme! Excellent use of the meme. I'm fighting depression and I have morons like you 3 telling me I'm worthless. Trace my IP if you want to, but I am extensively trained in library combat. I see movies on cheap Tuesday, I use coupons, I don't drink heavily or flash cash when I go out, I shop at Aldi and I don't go on big holidays. I can't, I seriously CANNOT fucking believe that you wasted your time typing out this godawful reply. Do you remember rich raven? No? I do. I opened Hangouts. I'll add you and you can talk to me. So please, respect my judgement regarding the direction of the subreddit and the integrity of posts I have held dear to my heart for nearly 7 years but you have no strong feelings for. You are not gathering stories to tell, learning, or growing as a person. As such, I don't particularly care about my status. I tend to go in spurts. I'd just like to interject for a moment. The entire time I was able to think clearly and just decide to let him punch himself out. Even many of the windows related jobs recommend linux! At this point, you rationalize "well the only thing I know is windows, so I must be a windows expert!" as if knowing only one thing makes you an automatic expert, or that learning linux forces you to forget windows entirely. Their bloat ware, their menus, I hate it all. The two psychological tendencies that underlie modern leftism we call "feelings of inferiority" and "oversocialization". Sir? Are you okay in there. I still hate the Samsung Galaxy range. All you are is just a community of internet creeps. You're so damn confident, all over this thread, with your ignorant bullshit about an industry you're nowhere near. Free as in freedom software refers to the software users' freedom to 1)Live a good life 2)Contribute to the community as an upstanding citizen. "QWAH! QWAH! QWAH!", my sphincter responds. See I have this unbelievably stupid issue. You will be able to see that we've worked on several productions together. I've been HIV positive for at least a couple years now. When someone does, eventually get under my skin? I sort of lose all my pent up frustration in one big hit. The argument is that "Linux" (the kernel program) is not an OS in itself but a kernel program. I could understand if Hangouts kept crashing but why every texting app & why ONLY texting apps? I digress, I think I've painted a clear enough picture of my idiocy. Couldn't txt. You're poking and you're prodding but you get no feedback in return & when it does move, it's more like a post mortem twitch. Do you guys remember when Burgess Meredith played The Penguin in those old 1960s Batman shows and went "QWAH! QWAH! QWAH!"? Well, that's how I make my asshole talk by pulling my bare ass cheeks open and closed like Ace Venture. I can tell you that the Samsung B2710, is one of the sturdiest phones I've ever owned & at AUD$100 is water proof for a few feet, shock resistant & dust proof & remains the best value tough phone IMO. Any female who leaves her rightful place in the house and the kitchen is fucking begging for cock in her holes. I am being spied on constantly.