ITT: DECONSTRUCTION OF TATAMI GALAXY PROJECT

Episode 1: I can't shake off the feeling of regret for choosing tennis circle "Cupid" in front of that fateful clock tower. If then I had chosen some other circle I would have surely spent quite a different two years. Perhaps I could have grasped the mystical treasure that is known as that "rose-colored campus life"
Episode 2: I can't shake off the feeling of regret for choosing the movie circle "Misogi" in front of that fateful clock tower. If I had joined some other circle, like for instance the human flight circle "Birdman", I would have surely spent quite a different two years.
Episode 3: It finally dawned on me that this was all a truly wasted effort. Perhaps this all started from the moment I considered the cycling club. If I had joined some other circle, I would have surely spent quite a different two years. Meeting Ozu was clearly the greatest catastrophe. Could Icarus have ridden the wind had he not tried so hard to flap his wings?
Episode 4: The first shot of the Proxy-Proxy War had been fired. Being caught by Master Higuchi in front of that clock tower was surely a turning point in my fate. If I had joined some other circle, I would have surely spent quite a different two years. Clearly meeting Ozu was my greatest mistake.
Episode 5: How did something like this happen? Greater than the love Hikaru Genji felt for his infant daughter Kaguya, I felt fear the likes of which I'd never felt before. At this rate, would I not have been happier staying with Honwaka? No, I have thrown away these past two years. I must face this reality head on, with conviction!
Episode 6: But, I wouldn't mind if I could live my life again, even just a little bit! At the very least, starting from a few hours ago!
Episode 7: I wonder if Keiko-san waited for me at the place she said? Perhaps she was the preferable choice? I want to return to that scene once again! Retake! I want to meet Keiko-san!
Episode 8: Like hell it is! I want to stand on the victory podium, no matter what methods I have to use!
Episode 9: And what of me now? Is this how you plan to settle your accounts, as you are? Where is the one responsible? If it will always turn out like this, then I should do nothing at all! It would be best not to set foot outside of the 4.5 tatami room!
Episode 10: On the contrary, I only tell raunchy stories to myself, always absorbed in my solitary delusions. But that can no longer continue.