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  1. "Listen to me Ponies loud and clear"
  2. >All the courts were assembled
  3. >Every news organization was around
  4. >You enacted the emergency powers, because this was an emergency
  5. "It has come to my attention, that there is a disturbing amount of mistreatment. That you are all being used and silenced"
  6. >You point a hand up
  7. "By your very own government. There has been a huge lack of consent. Therefore I will enact a set of rules which will bring respect between pony, neighbor, and township."
  8. "First, respect the fucking NAP"
  9. “Second, fuck off”
  10. >>Four Years Later<<
  11. >"Anon!"
  12. "Sup, Sunny D"
  13. >"What has happened in my absence!?"
  14. "Oh, well, I thought that me ruling over bunch of ponies wouldn't be fair to the ponies, so from now on they rule themselves autonomously"
  15. >"You mean like city states?"
  16. "If they want to"
  17. >"Oh, dear"
  18. "Yeah, ponies love having more bits now, since we don't have taxes"
  19. >The luster in Celestia's hair fades a bit
  20. "So, yeah, the ponies from town to town have a couple different rules now, but it should be relatively peaceful."
  21. >"Manehattan is burning down"
  22. "It's a friendship fire, they've been at that for a while, ever since Discord bought the town."
  23. >"Please, no"
  24. "Why don't you come in? I'll have my servants make you tea."
  25. >"You employ servants now?"
  26. "Employ? Pfft, yeah right. Cutie Mark Crusaders!"
  27. >From the villa behind you, three foals peek there head out
  28. >"Yes master?"
  29. "Get the tea ready, we're having a guest over"
  30. >"Right away"
  31. >They all say in unison
  32. "Oh, and Scootaloo"
  33. >She stops to linger
  34. "Wear something provocative. I’m feeling frisky"
  35. >Her eyes light up and she speeds away with a skip in her step
  36. >"R-right away master"
  37. "Alright Celestia, shall we?"
  38. >Celestia takes a look back to the diamond dog carcasses hung from the large willow at the entrance of your estate
  39. >"If it means hearing what happened here, I suppose I have no choice"
  40. "Please, if there's anything you have here. It's a choice."
  41.  
  42. >You sat there
  43. >Trying to smile politely and be interested in the tea
  44. >However no amount of training or self-discipline can keep your mind off of the uniforms the fillies wore
  45. >They went about their tasks as maids slowly and seductively
  46. >Scootaloo in particular was raising her hips high as she wiped a sponge against the wood floors behind you
  47. >Be Celestia
  48. >in front of you sits, awkwardly leaning forward, your successor, who is now in the same uncomfortable situation as you but only for the absolute opposite reason
  49. >”So, um, huh, I uh, Celestia…”
  50. >His eyes finally break from the room service to meet your calculated gaze
  51. >”I, uh, so, recently with, uh,”
  52. >His head quickly breaks eye contact to steal a glance before returning to face you in the blink of an eye, “The changes I, uh, implemented,”
  53. He loosens his tie and tugs at his collar, “um, the cit-citizens, they uh,”
  54. >His breathing becomes heavy as an unhinged smile tugs upwards from the left corner of his face
  55. >Sweetie Belle is washing the coffee table… with her tongue… very slowly…
  56. >“They like the changes and uh, and uh, they um, make the de- uh”
  57. >He takes out a handkerchief lightly pats his forehead
  58.  
  59. >”The, the, the cit- citiz- cities, yeah, cities um, they are… -autonomous! And uh…”
  60. >”’Scuse me, mahster, ah just need to fluff these cushions” AppleBloom says before she kneads the chair between Anon’s legs
  61. >She gently presses her face against Anon’s crotch, with her hot breath heating hit zipper
  62. >”As, I was uh, sa-sa-saying, I uh…”
  63. >His palms are sweaty, knees weak, arms are heavy
  64. >”um”
  65. >There's vomit on his sweater already, mom's spaghetti
  66. >”uh”
  67. >He's nervous, but on the surface he looks calm and ready
  68. >“I, uh”
  69. >To drop bombs, but he keeps on forgetting
  70. >…
  71. >”GET THE FUCK OUT OF MY HOUSE!”
  72. >He bursts out of his seat
  73. >He marches up right, faster than rainbow dash, scooping up each of the CMC before marching upstairs
  74. >The fillies squealing in delight as they were carried off
  75. >What in your name is even going on anymore
  76.  
  77. “This delightful tea, Ms. Rarity. Thank you for sharing it with me”
  78. >”Oh, please, the pleasure is all mine.”
  79. >After your quick eviction from Anon’s abode, you took to finding how the Elements of Harmony have performed in your absence
  80. >However, each element was missing from Ponyville except Rarity
  81. >You smile as warmly as you could
  82. “So Rarity, I have several questions.”
  83. >”Oh of course, your highness. Ask away,” She said as she sipped hot water from her tea glass from her side of the room
  84. “Well for starters, your boutique is missing more furniture and decorations than before”
  85. >The place was almost stripped down to floor boards and dry wall
  86. >”Oh, it’s just time to redecorate from the bottom up. If you really want to redecorate, you should make furniture the determining factor in how to rearrange the room. There’s no need for small adjustments like moving a picture frame or two. I needed a bigger move to make the mood functional for all-night all-day.”
  87. >Sure enough the curtains were draped over the windows making it rather dark inside the abode.
  88. “And, you’re looking a bit thinner”
  89. >”Why thank you, your highness, I have been dieting recently to watch my weight.”
  90. “And the giant heart shaped bed in the living room”
  91. >”For emergency naps”
  92. “And the cocaine on the coffee table”
  93. >”For creative bursts when I’m working on my art”
  94. “Despite there not being any mannequins or dresses for that matter to be seen.”
  95. >”I sell them so quickly”
  96. “And the sign at the front of the boutique that says ”Rarity, Escort for Hire””
  97. >”I-I have taken to, uh, guard work.”
  98. “And there also is a pamphlet that lists prices for your services”
  99. >You levitate the flier you grabbed outside
  100. >”…”
  101. “’5 bits for a suck’? ’15 bits for a fuck?’”
  102.  
  103. >Rarity’s face devoid of emotion welling it all up
  104. >But ten seconds later she bursted into tears
  105. >”It’s true-ue-ue-ue~! Princess, I’m a crack whore now! Wahh ah ah ah ahh~!”
  106. >She drops herself back and wails around as you forced to watch this
  107. >You come over to her and pet her mane
  108. “There, there my little pony. It’s okay. Just tell me what happened”
  109. >After a minute of patting she finally sobered up
  110. >Rarity sniffled
  111. >”Well, after, after Anon broke up Equestria, everypony was going their own separate way. Canterlot was in disarray and Manehattan was quickly being wrapped up in Discord’s plans. Equestria fell apart so quickly we were quickly overwhelmed.”
  112. >What? How? How could he have done that
  113. >”We had to do something fast to save all of Equestria, so the Elements split up to all the cities to get Equestria back together again, but everypony’s so infatuated with ruling themselves it became so difficult to work it out.”
  114. >She looked down
  115. >”I was supposed to stay here and make sure Ponyville was fine, but Anon, he… he…”
  116. >You rub her back gently and pull her closer to you
  117. >”He got everypony into this little anarchy. Every city is doing their own thing, but Ponyville, he just, got everypony to play into his scheme of a self-serving community. And I couldn’t do anything to stop him. And the Cutie Mark Crusaders, they wouldn’t stop having accidents on their little escapades.”
  118. >Oh no, you can see where this is going
  119. >”They just kept breaking things or getting into trouble, and I would be charged to pay for it. Mayor Mare couldn’t wave it off under the Foals Will Be Foals Act, so I had to keep paying for the expenses out of pocket… and… and…”
  120.  
  121. >She started crying into your chest now
  122. >Well this is tough
  123. >”I stayed behind to watch the kids and Ponyville and I fai-ai-ai-ailed!”
  124. “There there, Rarity I will do my best to return things to normal and get the foals
  125. >”I am worst pony!”
  126. >She is tugging into your fur burying her face in the tufts of your chest
  127. “Well…” you pause to think of anything to say, “Let’s, just save the Equestria.”
  128. >Rarity pulls herself out and sniffles a bit
  129. >”Okay. I’m sorry Princess.”
  130. “It’s fine. Let me just announce myself to the ponies and I’ll restore harmony.”
  131.  
  132. “Ponies of Ponyville, hear me!”
  133. >You left Rarity to clean herself up, while you were to quickly restore order.
  134. >With their Princess back to show them back to harmony, ponies should be quick to return to normalcy, despite any trauma that Anon caused
  135. >You shiver at the thought of the CMC’s fate
  136. >Now you are in the Ponyville Square in the center of town, where most ponies are gathering to see the return of their princess
  137. “I have returned to Equestria to bring back harmony.”
  138. >The crowd starts to mutter among themselves
  139. >That is not a good sign
  140. “We will return to united Equestria. I hereby revoke Anon’s decree for separated state bodies and a reformation of our nation, united!”
  141. >you pause in wait for the cheer and applause, but you are left in silence
  142. >You look and the crowd were having conflicted feelings it’d seem
  143. “Is there anypony opposed to this?”
  144. >You open it up to the crowd and then one pony raised their hoof for you to call on them
  145. >”Does this mean we have to start paying taxing again?”
  146. >There’s an echo of agreement
  147. >Huh
  148. “Yyyyyesssss…”
  149. >You lull on slowly
  150. >This was not going to be as easy as you’d hope
  151. >”Well, then can we not? I’d rather hold onto my bits”
  152. >There’s another round of eager agreement
  153. “Well, I know it’s hard to see the good you do with giving your bits forward, but know that those bits are used for the common good of all Equestria. To help good ponies when they’re down.”
  154. >Another pony mare raised their hoof
  155. >”Well if it’s all the same, I’d like to give my bits freely to other ponies myself, in person.”
  156. >Another hoof raised up
  157. >”I’m always willing to help another pony, but I don’t need anypony to tell me what I have to do to be a good pony”
  158. >Well this is turning out worse than poorly
  159. >It’d be easy to shame these ponies for being greedy, but this… this will take some time to convince them
  160.  
  161. >On a small scale, they are absolutely right and there is nothing wrong with this
  162. >But this goes beyond one town
  163. >There are small villages scattered across equestrian in dire need of financial support to keep them afloat
  164. >And if you can’t get everypony to pitch in, you can’t get anypony to pitch in
  165. “Everypony, I understand. You are good, shining examples of good moral pony fiber, without any laws to say so.”
  166. >You cringe to think of Anon and the CMC
  167. >Rarity and her home
  168. >What else could be going on here?
  169. “However, there are ponies further away from Ponyville that need help too.”
  170. >”Well if they can’t live there, then I guess they’ll have to move closer won’t they? Then that’ll solve itself”
  171. >Yeah, you’ve hit a wall
  172. >Gonna play the “P” card
  173. “Well, as Princess of Equestria, for a thousand years, I’ve guided Equestria through hardships and struggles, but always kept Ponies in harmony.”
  174. >”Then why don’t you trust us after guiding us for so long”
  175. >Screw it, you’ve lost
  176. >Looks like you’re going to have to play the waiting game
  177. >Wait for Ponyville to fall apart and then come in at the right second to scoop it all up
  178. “Very well then, but if anypony should ever need me, I’ll come rushing to your aid.”
  179. >”You too Princess”
  180. >”You can count on us”
  181. >There’s cheering and applause coming from everypony as they all start celebrating their official, Princess approved autonomy.
  182. >Though you walk with steady composure and smile, you are absolutely 200% nuclear in both rage and panic
  183.  
  184. >You walk past the spontaneously celebrating crowd who have in a split second brought out kegs of applecider and are collectively pitching in to buy the lot for the collective of Ponyville over to Mayor Mare who is smiling from her seat at the edge of the festivity
  185. “Mayor”
  186. >”Princess.”
  187. “How are you holding up?”
  188. >”I’m… I’m doing okay. I’m no longer the mayor, but I am the Ponyville Fire Department accountant.”
  189. >You raise an eyebrow
  190. >”It’s subscription based. Nobody has to pay anything, however”
  191. “-Your fire might not be put out. Cute.”
  192. >”I know, Anon’s idea.”
  193. >You lower your head closer to the Mayor mare and lower your voice
  194. “What else is going on here?”
  195. >”Specifically?”
  196. “I’ve already met Anon and his… staff, as well as Rarity.”
  197. >”Oh, that… well, nothing’s wrong in the town if ponies agree willingly that nothing wrong. IF all ponies consent, who’s the victim? So that opens the doors for, say, gambling, late night partying, some questionable substances being circulated.”
  198. >You pinch the bridge of your snout
  199. >Oh dear
  200. “No tragedies yet, I do hope.”
  201. >”Anon, wanted everything to be based on consent, so that’s all we have to go on. Ponyville has such a peaceful past that it’s been a peaceful present so far.”
  202. “How long will that last”
  203. >”Depends on how much the moonshine pours through the town. We used to cap the limit to cider season, but… ponies might realize too late that too much of a good thing-“
  204. “Tell me when I need to be here. I have to track down the other elements in the meantime”
  205. >”As you wish Princess.”
  206. “Thank you.”
  207.  
  208. >Mayor politely nodded to you
  209. “One more things.”
  210. >”Absolutely princess.”
  211. “Where are all the Elements gone?”
  212. >”Ahh, well Fluttershy is in Manehatten, or Mad Hatten as they say now.”
  213. >Oh this is not going to be fun
  214. >”Rainbow Dash left for Cloudsdale, or as it’s now called, New Pegastopolis, which is now moved from mid-western Equestria to the northern borders by the Gryphons.”
  215. >Yup, you’re sure that’s not a coincidence
  216. >”Applejack is in Trottingham, which was going through some family rivalries last I heard.”
  217. >The commercial distribution center of equestrian, where five of the biggest fruit producers reside
  218. >Whatever could go wrong
  219. >”Pinkie Pie is Las Pegas. I don’t even know what’s going on anymore. After their what, fifth revolution, I stopped keeping track of it.”
  220. >You massage your temple
  221. >”And Princess Twilight is in Canterlot, but I hear that hasn’t gone well for her personal state of mind. Too many ponies to deal with. Too much double crossing and two faces for the poor girl to handle. Annddd… I think she declared herself queen and rules with an iron hoof”
  222. >Oh fuck
  223. >This was going to be some friendship lesson for the history books.
  224.  
  225.  
  226. >You remember back when he first came to Equestria almost a decade ago
  227. >In one of Twilight's friendship lessons you remarked how quaint a figure like him was
  228. >An alien from another world
  229. >For a while he was a hot story for the papers and news
  230. >But after having nothing to back him up, the story died down
  231. >He wasn't a monster bent on destruction
  232. >Nor was he an alicorn to save Equestria
  233. >He was simply just a man
  234. >And Twilight's friendship lesson at the end of the week?
  235. >"Bridle Gossip 2: Electric Boogaloo"
  236. >There was no fear of some interdimensional invasion, due to Anon's natural resistance to magic
  237. >Nothing really phases him, and it took Twilight considerable effort to figure out how to get a translation spell on him
  238. >After that nothing really stuck out about him
  239. >Just a human stranded in a peaceful world
  240. >So it came as a big surprise after he recurred in a headline
  241. >He wrote a book
  242. >The translation spell never covered over other languages that were written
  243. >Cleverly, he worked around this by dictating his thoughts and having the transcribed on his behalf
  244. >This got your attention
  245. >The book itself wasn't much to get hung up over
  246. >Just a story about a dog and the friendship had with a human hiking through the woods
  247. >Then he released another book, just six months later
  248. >"The Fall of the Masterpieces"
  249. >In it he writes about the process of what he calls "automation" and the assembly line
  250. >Factories were already being used for the past decade but nopony could have imagined how cut-throat anyone could push it
  251. >Instead of treating three ponies who do the three steps of the work as three craftsponies, you pay them even less than one
  252. >Factory owners and corporate CEO were in awe at the use of leveraging the low skill nature of the job and position of the ponies who would have to work there
  253. >They saw what a draconic work schedule Anon theorized could be the most efficient way to bleed the bits dry out of every opportunity
  254. >What he envisioned was a cut-throat consumer society and the transition it would take for Equestria to step into his realm
  255. >In the book he laments the effect it would have on the workers and the market itself
  256. >Cheaper goods flooding the market burying any competition who does not lower themselves to the same standard to keep up with the consumer demands
  257. >And the workers, who already have a depressing postion of being cut off from utilizing their cutie mark in their work, would be receiving pay cuts and harder quotas
  258. >And sure enough, his book made its way to eyes of upper management, and sure enough the price was being paid
  259. >Middle management turned into taskmasters, where there used to be an ideal work place was now a dungeon
  260. >And once the fire was lit, there was no putting it out
  261. >On a graph Baltimare was doing great, however, the truth couldn't be more off
  262. >Every corner was cut, every process was expedited
  263. >The only time you could personally intervene was when rumors reached your ears that cutie marks were being removed and withheld during work hours
  264. >Nothing in Anon's book ever went that far and when asked, he merely shrugged
  265. >"I dunno. The fuck I know about magic?"
  266. >You made a few laws but couldn't overstep your boundaries
  267. >You outlawed cutie mark removal and had to leave the address to work hours and minimum pay to parliament
  268. >The next book Anon made, 6 months after that, was "Of Revelry and Riot: The Musings on the Destructive Capabilities of the Average Pony"
  269. >You banned it a week after its release. You knew this book was dangerous, but the publishing house lawyer fought in court to have it revoke, on the grounds that there is no provoking of violence and that nothing new was being taught. All abilities that Anon spoke about were those in the hooves already of ponies everywhere. They even spun it as a guide for parents to help foster their children from danger
  270. >You knew you couldn't fight it for long and had to rescind your ban
  271. >Anon made theories from pegasi long term cloud manipulation to unicorn bombs to Earth pony deforestation scenarios
  272. >Reading it gave you nightmares on what world Anon was bringing to Equestria
  273. >Wars have been fought before
  274. >Many times over
  275. >In some ways his theories were naive or over a thousand years too late
  276. >An armchair general
  277. >But in some ways, it was downright cruelty
  278. >Even a few gryphons issued their disgust with his work
  279. >"What is described in this abomination is not a war, but a meticulous manipulation of circumstances to issue a slaughter. Wars are not supposed to be fought like this"
  280. >To which he replied
  281. >"I suggest no war in any of my chapters, nor advocate for one. These are merely musings I've had while I day dream"
  282. >The guard who read it, treated it as either a holy document to hold close and study to the letter or as a toxic snake ready to bite
  283. >His fourth and last book filled you with dread before reading it, 8 months after
  284. >Merely looking at his name on the headlines made you recoil
  285. >However, it would be the biggest surprise you've seen yet, out of him
  286. >"An Act of Kindness: The Musing on the Nature of a Pony from the Outside Looking in"
  287. >Rather than being an instruction manual on how to enact cruelty onto others, this was a delightful surprise
  288. >It can be said that the writing was not as tight as his earlier successes, but it is universally claimed as his best work
  289. >It's an essay on ponies and what he saw in Equestria and a self-reflection
  290. >You were glad
  291. >You more than glad
  292. >You were absolutely ecstatic to see the praise of harmony within the ponies
  293. >You were glad to have him steered into the direction of friendship
  294. >Albeit, he does remark the nature of ponies to be less than good during circumstance and the nature of paranoia in herd instincts, but nevertheless, with his blessing, friendship over all
  295. >That struck a chord in you
  296. >You had to meet this man
  297. >You had to get to the bottom of this
  298. >A Gala was prepped, and you were eager to see what he had in him
  299.  
  300. >The gala that year was primed for your meeting with Anon
  301. >Everything was ready for Anon to make a splash and you could judge him on it
  302. >What sort of Human he was?
  303. >You made all the necessary invites of ponies to elicit (unknowingly) out of Anon
  304. >The Elements of Harmony
  305. >The Nobility
  306. >The Tycoons
  307. >The Celebrities
  308. >That year was the largest handout of invites yet
  309. >All ponies wearing their best
  310. >The Elements were in swing
  311. >Everypony was having a blast formally or informally, due to Pinkie's best efforts
  312. >And then Anon showed up, or rather he slipped in
  313. >Every time the front double doors open, there's a guard to announce the new guest and they would be greeted with an applause and the night would carry-on with everypony now cognizant of the new arrivals presence
  314. >But Anon slipped by
  315. >You couldn't work out when he emerged from the walls, but before he wasn't there and then he was, talking to Rarity by the banquet table
  316. >Much to Rarity's chagrin, Anon shares the same taste in fashion as Rarity's father
  317. >Palm tree T-shirt
  318. >Straw hat
  319. >Cargo pants
  320. >And a fanny pack
  321. >Apparently, in his own words, "Nothing says, 'ready to slay pussy', like palm trees"
  322. >Two things can be learned from this exchange
  323. >One, Anon cares nothing for tact in person, no matter how delicately verbose he is in prose
  324. >Two, Anon cares nothing for privacy, as he spoke loud enough that everypony in the room could and did hear him, yet he was not so loud as to yell above anypony particularly
  325. >You almost broke down laughing right there
  326. >Here he was
  327. >The creature you once thought of as the bane to the Equestrian Spirit
  328. >And he acts like something between a nerd and frat-colt
  329. >Socially, Anon was dangerous from then on
  330. >Most ponies thought to stay safely away from him, but from how the room was positioned, if you weren't close to the shameless alien, you were closer to the clutches of the Pink Menace
  331. >You smiled deviously to yourself
  332. >There would be room to play safely here, My Little Ponies
  333. >Those who chose to remain on Anon's half of the pitch made small touch-and-go greetings with him, which he replicated in kind
  334. >How pleasant he was in these exchanges made you even more curious
  335. >You appetite for more observation were almost reminiscent of how Twilight pores over a new subject, drooling at the idea of opening up something she wanted to learn, however you had to remain steadfast and composed
  336. >Overseeing the event from above, chatting with Luna and Twilight with the occasional guest
  337. >But you were so tempted to reach out for him
  338. >You couldn't because you didn't want to make a scene that might upset his responces, but you needed to drill him
  339. >Probe him with a thousand questions, just to get a glimpse at what this oddity sees
  340. >Was he dangerous? was he peaceful?
  341. >What more was in store?
  342. >Somehow, Prince Blueblood and Fancy Pants would deliver you a response you desired so badly
  343. >It was fitting these two would be bold enough to seriously converse with Anon
  344. >Fancy Pants was a modern gentlestallion
  345. >A proper pony who could think and reflect
  346. >Open to all opinions, but would ultimately rely on his sensibilities towards kindness and friendship
  347. >The model sophisticate
  348. >Then there was Blueblood
  349. >He had undergone quite the reform during the years
  350. >Where once a spoiled brat stood, now stands a zealous, self-righteous authoritarian…
  351. >It's progress
  352. >He's at least put standards to himself on what a model, stoic noblepony should be
  353. >The way he's growing, he will eventually become part of the ranks of the noble's parliament old-guard
  354. >Though despite his growth he still had ego
  355. >Ego enough to afford him the bravado to risk a confrontation with the strange alien
  356. >The two were talking about Baltimare when he meandered into their conversation
  357. >Blueblood furrowed his brow
  358. >"I still see no reason to give away the factory to the simpletons on the streets"
  359. >Fancy Pantsheld out a hoof
  360. >"Prince Blueblood, you understand my meaning. Please don't try to distort my words."
  361. >"I apologize, I do know what you're saying, but I'm telling you, despite your initial intentions, that's where it will lead"
  362. >Besides the two was fashion model, Fluer-De-Lis, who was engoying the conversation alongside her husband, coughed politely to announce Anon's incoming presence
  363. >Prince Blueblood braced himself with a smug, confident smile, while Fancy Pants wore a less genuine polite mask
  364. >"Ah, Anonymous, just the pony, er human, jump into this debate"
  365. >Fancy nods politely, "Anonymous"
  366. >"Greetings. Gentle. Ponies"
  367. >Anon stood up straight and then on his tippie-toes scanning the room till he found Fluer
  368. >"And… Gentlemare"
  369. >Fluer gave her own strained smile and performed a quick curtsy
  370. >"It would be delightful," the prince said shifting his eyes to the stiff form of Fancy, "if we have the opinion of the writer who unleashed this little dilemma on Baltimare"
  371. >"Of course, but I am not, a writer"
  372. >This perked Fancy Pants up
  373. >"Why do you say that? It's perfectly fine if you dictate to a transcriber. You're still the author to the books you've produced"
  374. >"No, no" Anonymous waves off, "It's not that."
  375. >He scratches his chin, "It's the fact that writers write with a purpose. To have an effect. I don't have ANY intentions when I go to my scribe. I'm just rambling and sending the leftovers to my editor"
  376. >Fancy and Blueblood share a look, before the Prince shakes his head at Anon
  377. >"We’ve read the interviews, Anonymous. You've stated for the record that you do maniacally revise your books maybe five times in a row."
  378. >Anon chuckles, "Yeah, I've had a few quit on me after a while, but hey, sometimes I just need to clarify what I'm thinkin."
  379. >"Right," Fancy Pants says dismissively
  380. >The prince grins, "Still though, we'd like your opinion on the Baltimare issue"
  381. >"Shoot"
  382. >"Who," Blueblood asks in a sing-song voice, "should get the right to make rules on the factory floor"
  383. >Fancy Pants says, "Personally, I believe that the ponies who work the assembly-line six days a week should have the most say. They do the work, they should be given the say on what goes on during that workload"
  384. >"And while that is a well-meaning intention," Prince Blueblood waves a hoof, "it is ultimately misguided. We, noble," Fluer rolls her eyes, "and I do mean noble in both spirit and in blood, ponies are the most qualified to determine fairness. We have the highest baseline for education, so we can see the intricacies in the matter. We're impartially to the situation, except that we have a responsibility to all ponies. Nobility, and not politicians, are the perfect judges."
  385. >Fancy Pants took off his monocle in his magic to clean it with a handkerchiefs to keep from shaking his head at the prince. "So Anon, what do you think?"
  386. >This time Anons rubbing and dragging his hand over his chin while looking up for a second
  387. >After he made up his mind, he looks down, "Entertain me for a second, where does the right to govern come from? You are asking about the 'right' to rule, yes?"
  388. >This caught the two stallions off guard
  389. >They looked at each other with shocked looks before they started chortling
  390. >They giggled and laughed, while Anon remained unphased
  391. >Fancy Pants tries to force down a smile and goes back to cleaning his monocle. "I'm sorry, Anonymous," he says biting his teeth down with a wide grin, "But I was, we were half expecting you to stomp up and down, demanding us to legalize slavery for factories"
  392. >Anon grinned himself, "Now, let's not jump to conclusion."
  393. >The stallions took a second to wipe their eyes and sober up before Blueblood asked Anon to continue
  394. >"So, where does the power to control the factory come from? Where are does it originate"
  395. >Blueblood shrugged, "Rank and Birthright"
  396. >Anon gestured a hand to Fancy Pants, who took a second to look down and think before answer, "The ponies"
  397. >Anon points at Fancy Pants, "Maybe, but," he looks over at Blueblood, "let's go down this avenue first. Where does rank come from?"
  398. >Blueblood rolls his eyes and sneers, "Okay yes, 'the ponies', very well. But I stand by my answer. Birthright."
  399. >"Okay, and where does the birthright come from?"
  400. >Blue Blood sits back, folds his forelegs, and smiles proudly, "Celestia"
  401. >You almost go into a coughing fit, while Luna tries not to snort
  402. >Anon exhales and smile, "For the gryphons in the audience, please?"
  403. >Blueblood looked back at you, a bit surprised, before he swallowed and thinks, "Give me a second"
  404. >"Of course"
  405. >It was a long second being took, and you were surprised at the road this conversation has taken
  406. >If bits were being placed, you would have gone all-in on the 'jumping up and down demand slavery' bet too
  407. >"Family…?" Blueblood says hesitantly, before jumping to his hooves, "No, leadership. 'Beings'~," he emphasizes in a sassy manner, "born and raised to be leaders by their parents who were, in turn, also great leaders."
  408. >Anon crouches and points at Blueblood, "Fine answer," he says, his voice friendly, but it also give off a deep rumble. He moves himself until he's facing Fancy Pants, "And you thought it was 'Ponies'. What makes you say that?"
  409. >Fancy smiles confidently, "Because all societies depend on cooperation. It means the ponies have to 'agree' the rules the 'leaders' give". The people ultimately choose who leads them."
  410. >"What an excellent point"
  411. >Blueblood sighs, "yes, yes, you've asked us your silly questions." He takes a deep breath, before demanding, "Now give us YOUR opinion."
  412. >Anon gives a slanted, open mouth grin and plays with his eyebrow, moving them up and down repeated, "Well, then. If you're really gonna twist my arm about it, I'd say," a deep breath I and then he answers really quickly "No one."
  413. >Blueblood gives an angry sneer, while Fancy and Fluer is genuinely lost
  414. >Eavesdropping from across the room, even you recoil in shock
  415. >"Excuse me-" Blueblood says, but Anon cuts him off
  416. >"You're excused"
  417. >Now the prince grinds his teeth, "Anonymous, you owe us an explanation. How can no one be in charge?"
  418. >Fancy Pants puts a hoof on the Blueblood's shoulder to calm him down. He looks to the human, "Anonymous."
  419. >"Well, the right to rule can, honestly, come from a lot of places, but who 'should' rule is wrong way to think of it. Ultimately who rules doesn't come from who the laws, the orders, the leadership are taken from, but," He waves his finger and stands up tall, "what you do when somepony disobeys you. You HAVE to force them to comply."
  420. >A shiver pulses down your spine
  421. >And you don't think you're the only one
  422. >"This could mean firing the pony,"
  423. >He takes a step forward.
  424. >"Or suing the pony"
  425. >Fancy and Fluer take a tentative step back, but by gall or shock, Blueblood doesn't move.
  426. >"Or…"
  427. >Anon is as tall as you
  428. >Everypony is almost half your size
  429. >"By force!"
  430. >And then suddenly, the human grabs Blueblood by his horn and holds him off the ground eliciting a panicked cry "AHHHHH!!!!"
  431. >Anon looks Blueblood straight into the eyes
  432. >"Would you feel comforted if I were BOOORRRRNNN to punish you!?"
  433. >"GET YOUR HANDS OFF OF ME!!"
  434. >Blueblood screams and tries to make a spell
  435. >"WHAT IF I WAS PRINCESS CELESTIA HERSELF!?" Anon smiles, "Feel better now, NOBLE SIR!?"
  436. >Your nephew is a noble born Canterlot pony
  437. >He knows how to defend himself
  438. >But the way Anon gripped his unicorn horn, the magic is choked out before it can ever be let out
  439. >He's powerless
  440. >Utterly powerless
  441. >You are frozen, witnessing this
  442. >"WH-WHAT DID YOU DO TO ME!!!? WHAT HAPPENED TO MY MAGIC!!!?"
  443. >With one hand around the horn, he puts another hand to clasp down Blueblood's muzzle
  444. >Anon turns a crazy eye to Fancy Pants' tall stance, while Fleur hides behind him
  445. >"And what about, YOU, Fancy Pants!? Do you feel comforted knowing that his life would be in the hands, no the HOOVES of the PEOPLE!?"
  446. >You see Fancy Pants' face shiver and twitch around his muzzle until he whispers out, "no"
  447. >Anon then heaves Blueblood up into the air and he crashes onto table
  448. >Anon smiles and dusts his hands off
  449. >"And that is why nopony, truly, deserves the right to rule," He smiles and looks to the side at Fancypants' gape, "It always seems to boil down to jungle law and brute strength at the end, no matter who it comes from."
  450. >Idly Anon looks left and right and sees he's become the center of the gala
  451. >Everypony has since stopped what they were doing, even Pinkie Pie was frozen in shock and awe
  452. >He also noticed the guards made a perimeter around him with their spears out
  453. >"FUCK YOUR JUNGLE LAW!!" Blueblood screams. He gets up onto his hooves before nearly falling and swaying to get his standing, "THIS ISN'T A FUCKING JUNGLE! THIS IS NO PLACE FOR YOUR BRUTE STRENGTH!"
  454. >A guard comes by to give support to Prince Blueblood, but he pushes the guard back
  455. >"Why I'm gonna, I'm gonna," He stutters to threaten Anon, who was holding an impassive demeanor with his arms falling dead to his side. Most ponies were able to notice the prince's magic stutter to come back in force
  456. >Every unicorn had a true sense of dread and fear sink into their heart
  457. >"FUCKING," he shuddered in incoherent rage, "FUCKING, AHHH"
  458. >He took a glass of wine from a waiter's sampling tray in his magic and slammed into the floor
  459. >"FUCKING SUE YOU! WE'RE CIVILIZED PONIES!! NOT SOME FUCKING JUNGLE TRIBE OR WHATEVER HELLHOLE YOU CAME FROM!!!"
  460. >A guard tries to approach him, "Are you okay, sir?"
  461. >"DO I LOOK OKAY!?"
  462. >The guard held up a hoof, "C-can I help you, in any-?"
  463. >"NO! WHAT I NEED, IS MY FUCKING LAWYER!"
  464. >Another glass of wine struck the floor
  465. >The guard swallowed, but before anypony could react, Prince Blueblood stomped off on his own, outside the castle in his wine-and-cake-stained suit
  466. >It was surreal
  467. >As you watched everything unfold, it was like you watching it from even further than just in the room
  468. >it was as if you were in a movie theater in your own mind
  469. >Unable to control the scene
  470. >Anon for his part shrugged
  471. >He took a step forward, which made all the guards jump back into a defensive position
  472. >He shrugged again and moved forward till the tip of the spear touched his stomach
  473. >You blinked
  474. >And then he was past the guard, touching him on the snout
  475. >"Boop"
  476. >And then with his hands in his pockets, he walked off, shoulders back, further into the castle
  477. >Everypony was silent in the room
  478. >You
  479. >The crowd
  480. >The guard
  481. >Fancy Pants and De Lis
  482. >All were just trying to catchup
  483. >Twilight leaned into Pinkie Pie
  484. >"Pinkie, emergency party protocol five dash two apple four"
  485. >Pinkie nodded
  486. >"HEY EVERYPONY" she screamed, making everypony snap their heads to her, "LETS PARTY"
  487. >Confetti, streamer, loud music, and disco lights rained from the ceiling and after a couple dry chuckles everypony started dancing to the rhythm
  488. >Luna leans over to you and whispers, "Excellent choice, Tia. Should we expect him next year?"
  489. >You don't know if you want to scream, cry, laugh, or collapse
  490. >But regardless of how you feel
  491. >You need to pursue
  492.  
  493. >>>>>
  494. >You are now looking at Anon's retreat outside of Ponyville
  495. >Just long walk away from the town, but not too far.
  496. >The villa looks orderly, albeit the grass is a bit tall
  497. >You summon your anger, your righteousness, your will to overpower Anon's ego
  498. >You cannot risk getting mollified by his word plays
  499. >With a bit of bravado in your step you push the door open letting a powerful gust blow open the doors…
  500. >And Anon's simply petting Scootaloo while reading a picture book and sipping lemonade
  501. "Anon, I…!"
  502. >"Shhhhh…"
  503. >He points down at the sleeping filly in his lap
  504. >You whisper now
  505. "Anon, I have come to stop you"
  506. >He gives you a crooked look
  507. >"Stop me?" he whispers, "From what?
  508. "Keep Equestria apart," you answer under your breath
  509. >"Okay, then," he shrugs, "do it"
  510. >There's a pause
  511. >The only thing going on between you and Anon now, is the slow rising and falling of the orange filly back as she nuzzles her face into Anon's chest
  512. >Anon looks down and smiles
  513. >Why does this always happen
  514. >He always does this
  515. >He always throws you off and does this, and you keep playing along
  516. >No more
  517. "Scootaloo"
  518. >Scootaloo stirs
  519. >Her ear flicks and she takes a deep breath
  520. >Anon, picking up on your movement, nudges the filly softly
  521. >"Wake up, cutie"
  522. >She grumbles and yawns, before stretching
  523. >All in Anon's lap
  524. >Her eyes are half open when she looks up at you and then Anon
  525. >"Huh?"
  526. >Anon smiles, and scoops her up in his arms before setting her on the floor, hooves down, and nudges her along
  527. >"Go upstairs, Scootaloo, I gotta take this one."
  528. >"Awww"
  529. >"Go on"
  530. >The filly rubs her eyes, before her head falls and she walks off
  531. >After she reaches the second story, you both wait, looking upstairs, for the sound of the bedroom door to close
  532. >There's a small thud and you turn your attention to Anon
  533. >His face has gone sour
  534. >His fingers interlace
  535. >Wearing his black blazer and red button down shirt with khakis
  536. >"You need something from me?"
  537. "You"
  538. >You point a hoof at him
  539. "You undid everything"
  540. >he tosses his wrists up
  541. >"Guilty as charged"
  542. "And now, you're going to help me"
  543. >He squints at you
  544. >"What? Okay, why?"
  545. "Because Equ-"
  546. >"Nope. Gonna have to do better than that"
  547. >You sneer and flare nostrils
  548. >He wants you to play your trump card?
  549. >You'll play your trump card
  550. >He's more than deserved it
  551. "Because." You say as calm and deliberate as possible, "if you don't help me, I remove the implant enchantment Twilight and the doctors gave you"
  552. >Years ago, he spent around a million bits on an operation to implant a translation stone on his neck, close to his jaw
  553. >It was going to allow him to no longer need Twilight to recast the translation spell every week to two weeks and give him complete autonomy
  554. >But as much freedom as it gives him, you can also sever him from the world
  555. >Despite having to go through his magic resistant skin to do it, you have the muscle it takes to do it
  556. >Threatening his life will not stir this man
  557. >But isolate him
  558. >That is a fate he'd much rather die than take
  559. >He's silent
  560. >He's finally on the backfoot
  561. >After all your dealings with him, now he's quiet
  562. >You nearly allow yourself a smile, but you can't let emotions run high around this human
  563. >You wait, until he finally answers
  564. >"You do understand there is no, 'fix it' button, right? There's no dragons to slay, no princess to save, and no throne waiting for you. You cannot and will not turn back the clock."
  565. >He leans forward in his seat
  566. >"While you were gone, ponies have finally, finally gotten a taste of freedom."
  567. >And he points
  568. >"From you. And they won't give it back, and you won't take it."
  569. "You sound so sure."
  570. >"How do you like Ponyville?"
  571. >You purse your lips
  572. >He's right
  573. >This matter is already complicated as it is
  574. >And it's only going to get worse as you go
  575. "So, you're telling me to sit out and watch it all burn"
  576. >"Or you could be like me," He opens his arms out wide, "Settle down, be active citizen. Just, talkin to friends and makin shit work itself out."
  577. >You look at him, dread oozing off your skin
  578. >And he smirks
  579. "I refuse to sit idly by while anypony is in harm's way"
  580. >"Sorry, babe, but you're a little late for stopping harm's way."
  581. >The fur on your spine bristles
  582. >He leans out even further and whispers
  583. >"Ponies have already died"
  584. >You shake in absolute dread and hate filling you now
  585. >"Sometimes by accident. Bad planning. Lack of organization. Natural phenomenon." he shrugs, "Super natural phenomenon"
  586. >He exhales
  587. >"But most of them are by the ponies. They could be friends, neighbors, family, strangers from around the block."
  588. >He leans back in his chair and tugs his lips to the top right corner
  589. >"Uhmmm, and uh, gryphons too. There are a lot gryphons who've killed. And died."
  590. >You look at him straight in the eye
  591. "You realize I can kill you. No amount of magic resistance can stop me"
  592. >He pats his knee
  593. >"Yup. I know. I just wanted you to not get any misconceptions about what you're doing."
  594. >He throws up a hand
  595. >"You wanna save lives, you wanna save Equestria, you wanna bring back harmony and save the day"
  596. >Anon shakes his head
  597. >"Ain't gonna happen. We're wayyyy beyond the point of no return. No rainbow blasts here. So,"
  598. >He opens his hand to you
  599. >"What do you want? What are trying to do here?"
  600. >Your silent
  601. >You need to think this through
  602. >It is your intention to save ponies lives, but you understand what he's telling you. The death, the fear, the despair, the hate. All the things you've been sheltering Equestria from now through your leadership, has been unleashed, and there's no taking that taste of death from the public now. Not without years that you're not sure you're going to get.
  603. "I want to help, everypony I can still help."
  604. >"And if you have to kill somepony to do that?"
  605. >You exhale
  606. "It won't come to that"
  607. >Anon claps his hands together, "Good, your just as useless as piss in the wind then."
  608. >You rise up above him to your full height
  609. "I will not hurt my subjects to save them."
  610. >"I'm sure you won't and I'm sure you won't help patients in hospital wards too."
  611. >You recoil
  612. >"And you won't deliver to Cloudsdales, the endless medical supplies, food rations, and arms needed from Canterlot to survive either. What about the troops the need too?"
  613. >You breathing becomes shaking
  614. >"And you won't be able to shield every stone thrown by the Baltimare rioters killing bankers on wooden platforms on the fucking streets."
  615. >You stand as still as you can
  616. >"In the end, it all comes down to jungle law and brute force. If you do not have it in you to claim the right to power, you cannot rise to power."
  617. >You continue to stare at him
  618. >You stare him down for as long as you can bare it
  619. >All until he sighs, "You want to take a tour of the paradise your subjects made in your absence? Go ahead, I'll help guide you on your way there. But if you want to do something about it, you're going to need to know the rules."
  620. >You swallow and nod
  621. "what rules? I thought you dissolved everything."
  622. >"I left Equestria with seven guiding principles, to set the tone for everypony to figure out their own way out of this mess I left them in."
  623. >Anon gets up and stretches
  624. >"First, 'There is no law that exists outside what you and your local area agree upon, with the exception of these ones'."
  625. >He smiles wide at the flat look you gave him
  626. >After finally dropping the grin, he continues
  627. >"It's to set ponies up to start thinking ahead and talking about what they think is right to be a rule. Their neighbors, their neighbor's neighbors. If there's a community, it's up to them to set a consensus of what they will allow in their town."
  628. >Makes sense
  629. >"Second, 'Every creature is born entitled to their rights to life, property, and the pursuit of Happiness. These rights however can be stripped or bought under circumstances dependent upon your community'."
  630. >Your initial happiness is soured by his disclaimer
  631. >"Third, 'All Societies are dependent upon cooperation based on trust, debt, or force. If there is nopony to abide or enforce, there is no government.' You tracking?"
  632. >You nod
  633. >Makes sense well enough
  634. >"Fourth, 'Bits will always be the monetary currency throughout pony lands.' So far, everypony loves this rule. Probably the one thing that keeps all four corners of Equestria intact"
  635. >Now this sounds like a real law
  636. >But then again, law one, can supersede this
  637. >"Fifth, 'Your right to own property is limited by your natural ability to stake property. Your rights and body are property'."
  638. >He grins at you wildly
  639. >"Oh, boy, you cannot imagine the look on the ponies' faces when they were demanded land reform out of me and they got this."
  640. >You roll your hoof
  641. >"Sixth, 'Nothing is Truly True, but Everything is Permitted"
  642. >You squint at him, but he shrugs it off
  643. >"If I explain it, it'll lose all purpose. I was deliberately vague here."
  644. "Brilliant?"
  645. >"Isn't it?" he shoots back at you
  646. >"And finally, and here's the doozy,"
  647. >You brace yourself as hard as you can
  648. >"Seventh, 'The reunion of a united nation state of Equestria must be a fully unanimous decision by all ponies with rights in Equestria over every aspect of its formation and continued existing system'."
  649. >He walks over your paralysis state
  650. >"Ain't it great? Now, when you make Equestria again, there will be not be a shred of doubt, who has the right to rule."
  651. >Train rolled past the hills slowly climbing it’s way towards its destination: Canterlot
  652. >The car bounced along at a constant pace, reassuring you of your progress, but it doesn’t do much more than that in the way of comfort
  653. >The sleeping, in your refined opinion, was abysmal
  654. >Anon somehow found a train was going towards Canterlot, but the leaving time was midnight
  655. >That left you weary from your duties from afar and the mounting stress from last night
  656. >That didn’t stop three happy fillies from running up and down the isles
  657. >”Wow,” Scootaloo yelled, “when you look outside and run, it feels like we’re all Fili-Second!”
  658. >The other fillies nod and cheer in agreement bringing a cacophony with them, as the continue down to the next semi empty-cart
  659. >Side stepping the troublesome trio, the conductor smiles and approaches you
  660. >His mutton chops and glasses did well to give him a respectable aged look, however you can see he’s not that old of a stallion, though mature
  661. >”Princess Celestia, it’s a pleasure to have you onboard the Friendship Express”
  662. >It was unfortunate to hear nearly every uniting factor of Equestria fell into pieces after Anon broke it apart, however if any government backed program could sustain itself without you, it would be the mail and the railway, who are managing to squeak by these years off of charging commission.
  663. “No, thank you, for your continued service to Equestria”
  664. >”Well, I’m flattered, but I only do a small part in things. We bring ponies and goods to and fro, but that’s about it, and if you look around, there isn’t much traffic anyways”
  665. “The box carts might not be filled, but you keep the threads that connect Equestria alive. I appreciate it.”
  666. >All Aboard, the conductor, blushes
  667. >”Thank you, Princess. I get told this by my boss every now and then for a pep talk, but it means the world coming from you. Glad to have you back.”
  668. >You smile and nod to him and he bows his head while moving around you
  669. >This was reassuring
  670. >It seems despite the unintentional neglect, ponies seem to still love you
  671. >Perhaps Anon made himself too much of a solid figure in his campaign against your bureaucracy and demonized himself
  672. >No matter the case, you still have a chance to make this all right
  673. >You sigh and start heading towards the back of the train
  674. >Only two or so occupants in each of the thirteen cars of the train
  675. >As you the sound of the heavy, coal engine roar starts fading off, you start preparing yourself mentally
  676. >The game you’re going to have to play keeping Anon close is going to be tough
  677. >You don’t want to risk him trying to sabotage your efforts under your nose, but you also don’t want to leave him to his lonesome and scheme from the shadows
  678. >You need to keep him on a leash, that’s an absolute
  679. >But keeping him under hoof, is going to take vigilance and leverage, and you only have one
  680. >Anon himself is surprisingly cooperative which more cause for worry
  681. >His plans are anyponies guess
  682. >He’s already stacked the board against you
  683. >The seventh rule is hardest kick, you’ve ever been dealt
  684. >A unanimous decision by everypony is near impossible
  685. >Even with good intentions, trust, and optimism isn’t enough to get a room full of ponies to agree on anything
  686. >And to string them together in the midst of a storm disasters striking nearly everytown
  687. >This makes you almost wish for a nuclear Hearth’s Warming to force them together
  688. >But no, unity is not the strength now, in everyponies eyes
  689. >The biggest enemy, as it seems, is the ponies themselves, and they each are dealing with different windigoes
  690. >And to make things worse, is that you kind of agree with the sentiment, that all ponies should approve of your rule
  691. >How can you be a liberator and savoir, if you have to do it by force and subjugation
  692. >Finally, you reach the cart just before the caboose in a passenger cart which was renovated to also hold cargo
  693. >Split down the middle of the isle, a mound of packages and packed boxes stack the left side, while the right side had all the benches facing the isle instead of towards the locomotive
  694. >Stamped and labelled on the wooden crates was the bold red print:
  695. >Shipment Destination: Appleoosa
  696. >Shipment Origin: Canterlot
  697. >You find Anon, sitting in silence reading a little, blue book and a pencil in the other
  698. “Good Morning”
  699. >Anon slowly smiled, ”Isn’t it?”
  700. >The sun rises over the horizon
  701. >Anon booked you, the CMC, and himself a round trip
  702. >You pause for a moment
  703. “I thought you couldn’t read Equis?”
  704. >He yawns, but doesn’t lift his gaze to look at you
  705. >”I can’t”
  706. “Then what do you find so interesting in there?”
  707. >A picture book, perhaps?
  708. >He smiles, and opens the book out for you to see
  709. >”English”
  710. >Sure enough, you can’t recognize any of those squiggly lines
  711. >You’re actually caught off guard, but shrug it away
  712. >Maybe it was fair to write down your own thoughts for the benefit of record keeping
  713. >He brings it back and starts flipping through pages
  714. >”This is going to be a loooong tour, Princess. And we have got to be ready every step of the way.”
  715. >You take a seat besides him and wait for his elaboration
  716. >”When I left Equestria to fend for itself, I didn’t exactly dust my hands and called it day. I want to be informed about world around me. Make sure it does close in.”
  717. “How?”
  718. >”Hmmm”
  719. “Are you taking a lot of trips or merely reading the news?”
  720. >”A little of both”
  721. “So”, you look off to the orange cascading landscape, “how is Twilight?”
  722. >Anon exhales and gives a dry smile, “You already know don’t you? Like you knew there was only one way this would turn out if Twilight was in charge during a crisis.”
  723. >You stay silent until Anon deflates his back against the seat
  724. >”Canterlot was a mess. It ain’t easy maintaining a city of 300,000 ponies when you’re cut off from the rest of Equestria. She had to desperately keep the money, the bits, the ponies, the food coming and going. At first, she worked with a parliament of nobles to help. You know keep things as stable as possible.”
  725. >Anon pauses, before snapping his book closed
  726. >”And now she doesn’t.”
  727. >You sigh
  728. >You knew this could happen if Twilight were put in charge of the kingdom, much less a city
  729. >She knows the values in trust and delegation, but if the stress mounds up high and the ponies…
  730. >This deck was rigged against her to begin with
  731. >And her friends scattered…
  732. >you can’t judge her too poorly
  733. >”And now she’s strong arming to get anything she wants done.”
  734. >You look down
  735. >You here Anon exhale and lean back
  736. >”When you get there,”
  737. >You look over to him
  738. >”Make sure you go soft on her.”
  739. “Color me surprised. You left Twilight and her friends in ruins and you’re trying to coach me on how to console her?”
  740. >”Fuck you. You’re a big girl. Figure it out yourself. I’m helping you, but I’m not going to hold your hoof.”
  741. >He smiles and then puts his book into his pocket before leaning his head, snickering
  742. >You squint at him and then shove him out of your mind
  743. >The train continues to roll towards Canterlot
  744.  
  745.  
  746.  
  747. >Canterlot Station was not just built to be an efficient and economical function of the city populace to travel freely between towns
  748. >Despite it being a vital function to the blood flow of the city’s life, the denizens and the councilponies felt that aesthetics must come first
  749. >No cost was paid structurally for the lavish entrance, however there was a large dip in the city coffers for years
  750. >You remember fondly the way the governor at the time would excitedly tell you about enchanting feelings
  751. >When you explained how everyday will soon turn the unique feeling into the background of a regular grind, he smiled
  752. >”Princess, you must understand. This is not just about business, this is about an experience. Everypony who walks off that train should have the first impression of Canterlot be a magical moment of wonder and the reflection of Equestria’s capitol.”
  753. >And what a monument it became
  754. >The large arches built of marble
  755. >Marble columns hold the mountain ceiling up, maybe twelve stories high
  756. >An emerald blue lined every brick, and gold was shaped like grape vines as they climbed the marble columns
  757. >Chrome light posts held large pearl gems and gave a soft glow in the cavern
  758. >And to finish it off, the ceiling of this enormous station was painted a masterwork of a neoclassical fresco depicting Equestria’s triumphs from the original three tribes uniting, to depicting Equestria legends like Bronzehoof the Brave and Treasure Dives the Curious all with a symbol of the sun in the center being eclipsed by your image
  759. >You were wrong when you suggested the awe would wear off
  760. >It was lower, but never worn off
  761. >The train has since been pulled into an underground tunnel that’s been carved into the mountain and the whole station was cut off from sunlight
  762. >As you roll into the docking station, you notice a lot steel bars, metal fences, and high towers around, making the floor of the Grand Centerlot Station resemble some sort of makeshift prison
  763. >Many Royal Guard were scattered around to cover any gap
  764. >The train crew called out in surprise as they start scattering around in a frenzy
  765. >you can hear them asking if there’s a problem, with a colorful variety of profanity thrown loosly
  766. >The few ponies on board left when the doors opened up, though Anon asked that we deliberately stay put until everypony got off board first
  767. >”Alright girls, you know what to do and where to meet me, right?”
  768. >Anon stands tall infront of the CMC
  769. >He wore a black suit and white button up shirt with a vice grip on his dark green briefcase
  770. >”You can count on us” Sweetie Belle said with a voice cracked
  771. >He pets Sweetie’s mane vigorously
  772. >”Of course I can, just take care and stay safe”
  773. >They give a salute, and he turns to you
  774. >”Ready?”
  775. “I hope so. How do you think they’ll react?”
  776. >”To you or me?”
  777. >You give him a look which he proactively countered with a smug smirk and tilted head
  778. >After a second, he subdues himself to just a grin
  779. >”Don’t worry, they still love you. Especially so~, now that you’re back.”
  780. >You nod and try to keep your heart rate down
  781. >Then All Aboard, the conductor, walks by
  782. >”Princess, Anon, been a pleasure. We’re gonna get a quick top off and then we’re outta here.”
  783. >He reaches out a hoof to Anon which he quickly takes to shake
  784. >”Thanks-a-million Board. I owe you one”
  785. >”Don’t worry, I won’t forget,” the conductor chuckles.
  786. >He turns to you and kowtows to you
  787. >”It’s wonderful to have you back, your majesty”
  788. >You smile and bring your head lower
  789. “Thank you All Aboard, I hope to meet you again”
  790. >Anon flicks out his little book from his jacket
  791. >”You just might, but that’ll be in a couple weeks from now. We got a busy schedule”
  792. >”Then I wish you both good fortunes.”
  793. >You nod to the stallion one more time before you and Anon made your way off the train
  794. >When your hoof met marble, it almost felt as if your horseshoe made a loud echo in the silence that suddenly enwrapped you
  795. >You looked and saw all activity in the station had stopped midstep
  796. >Everypony had their eyes on you
  797. >From behind the bars you could see clerks and engineers halt in their duties
  798. >The guard from their posts were starting to tear up
  799. >Then they acted
  800. >Equine bodies rush and force themselves against steel bars and metal fences pressing to get as close as possible
  801. >All of them screaming their love and affection for her
  802. >Some crying while screaming with joy
  803. >It was nearly jaw dropping
  804. >Around twelve guards around you made a safety perimeter around you, while more than a few rushed to press against the other side of the metal bars to keep from ponies toppling it
  805. >You feel silly now for worrying earlier
  806. >”Who’s in charge here?”
  807. >Anon snaps to one of the guards with alarm
  808. >One of them sneers and waves with his head at a unicorn mare, with a white mane and brown coat wearing bronze armor, walking over to meet you and Anon
  809. >The stallion answers, “Captain Suture”
  810. >”Hey, look, you need to call your guards to stop that stallion trying to leave, lock this-”
  811. >”YOU,” she pronounces with venom seeping past her lips, “are in no position to give orders. Not. Anymore. You gave that up. Years ago.”
  812. >Anon, rolls his eyes, “Yeah, yeah, I don’t visit often,” He says while rolling his wrist, before pointing out to the station exits, “Now quickly, you need to shut-“
  813. >the broad side of a spear slammed into the back of Anon’s knees with sickening smack, forcing him immediately onto his knees where his face was level with a dozen spears
  814. >His hand still held his suitcase
  815. >”FUCK!”
  816. >Suture circles around Anon
  817. >”Anonymous J Rape, you are under arrest, under the domain of Twilight Sparkle. You have been charged conspiracy, sedition, and activity against harmony. I would read you, your rights, but terrorists have no rights here.”
  818. >And then stops just in front of his face
  819. >The fenced crowd cheers and roars with excitement
  820. >Anon exhales and smiles to you while shrugging
  821. >”Nothing like returning home to lift your spirits, eh?”
  822. >*Smack*
  823. >The unicorn cracks the butt of the spear against Anon’s face
  824. >Anon wreathes in pain holding a hand on his mouth while still holding his suitcase in the other
  825. >She was moving to stand over him with cuffs in her magic
  826. “Enough”
  827. >The guards look shocked
  828. >Especially the mare in charge
  829. >”Princess?”
  830. >You turn look around you and try to take it all in
  831. >This volatility was shocking
  832. >Horrendous
  833. >Abominable
  834. >Just witnessing it from your own ponies
  835. >It felt like a nightmare
  836. >Everything about this felt out of place
  837. >You want to scold them
  838. >Retell the lessons of harmony a million times over
  839. >But Anon breaks your hazy reverie
  840. >”Remember to smile”
  841. >He mutters between breaths
  842. >You stop and take a closer look at the guards
  843. >You can see their statures a bit weaker
  844. >Their faces a bit shallow
  845. >Their sides a bit sunken
  846. >They’re hungry
  847. >They’re tired
  848. >And angry
  849. >All because of this human
  850. >You’re right, but he’s right too, you need to not let your ponies down now. They need to be understood and given patience to heal, not to be punished
  851. “Please, my little ponies,” you begin, “Anonymous is serving to help me bring back Equestria. He’s here at my behest. Please, show a little more patience and kindness for the time being.”
  852. >The guards readjust themselves and straighten up
  853. >The mare captain nods, “Yes, your majesty,” she waves her leg toward the a cubicle block at the end of the wall, “Let’s move along to processing”
  854. >Anon gets up on a knee with spears no longer aimed at him and rubs his faces slowly before rolling his neck
  855. >He licked his teeth before slowly pinching his front two teeth and with a lick pluck, removed them
  856. >He pocketed the teeth, stood up straight, and walked to the Captain, all the while you waited behind him
  857. >It’s rather surprising just how stiff and curt Anon’s movements are when he’s angry
  858. >You walk poised behind the man and guards, but tried to take enough time to process everything
  859. >You get to a white walled room closed off from the rest of the station that can only fit
  860. >The captain walks to the exit and pulls a leaver, when all of the room transforms to a bright neon green, lines flashing everywhere
  861. >And then it’s done
  862. >A guard from the entrance yells over to the captain on the other end
  863. >”All clear on my end”
  864. >The Captain replies, “Confirmed. They’re clean.”
  865. >You look questioningly at Anon who just says, “Changelings”
  866. >You piece it together
  867. >At a fragile time like this, it makes sense that Twilight is on the lookout for infiltrators who would take advantage of this time
  868. >The captain signals you to exit and follow here through a maze steel bars lining high until we make it a marble kiosk
  869. >A pink mare with a teal mane looks at you two from behind her desk and smile
  870. >”Hello” She says in almost whispers, “My name’s Whisper Wind. I’m going to need to register you both in some files, so I’m going to need you to answer some questions okay?”
  871. >You feel your insides roll to their side, just feeling like Anon’s going to make some lame comment on the clerk’s name, but he doesn’t
  872. >He’s still angry and looks like he’s going to be for a while, before he can muster up the strength to fake pleasantries
  873. >”Go”
  874. >The mare swallows
  875. >”Um, yes, well, I know your names, so let me fill those out. And um, next question is, how long are you staying.”
  876. >”Four nights”
  877. >”Okay, so September 9th?”
  878. >”Yes”
  879. >”Great, um, so, uh, what’s your purpose here?”
  880. >”Business”
  881. >”Can you give any details?”
  882. >”We will personally deliver the details to Princess Twilight in person”
  883. >The mare shrinks back, “of course, yes. Um, so uh. I think that will do it for now. And uh, there’s a fee of twenty bits for the both of you“
  884. >You were shocked
  885. >Typically you’d have to force ponies to make you pay
  886. >She looks at you in a state between a whimper and smile
  887. >”Sorry Princess, Twilight’s policy expressly forbids anypony from getting an exception.”
  888. >Anon silently fishes out the bits and places it before her
  889. >”You” he nods to the Captain
  890. >She just glares in response
  891. >”Celestia’s going to need an escort to the palace,” he says with bile dripping from his tone
  892. >She stiffens up and looks to you
  893. >”Of course, it would be an honor to escort you”
  894. >”It should be,” Anon says, “Cause we’ve got a long walk ahead of us”
  895. >You were dreading the atmosphere the two would bring
  896. >She gathers up a group of guards into a line of formations around you
  897. >You lean in to whisper to Anon,
  898. “I’m sorry. Please don’t try to make this drag out until we get to the palace.”
  899. >He sneers revealing the gap in the front of his mouth, ”Just wait”
  900. >You take a deep breath and then brace yourself to the glaring lights of the midday sun peaking through the large, grand hall doors opening you up to the sun
  901. >And to greet you was a large mass of civilians waiting at the bottom of the station’s marble stoop
  902. >The crowd was unending
  903. >They flooded in, to crowd the streets, shoulder to shoulder they cheered, yelled, and hollered
  904. >Only this time, their sizable mass nearly floored you
  905. >At the bottom of the flight of stairs, a line of guard have given up body blocking the crowd and have relied on magical shields to hold the torrent of ponies back
  906. >Anon’s words crashed into the Captain’s side like a brick, ”Word spreads quickly, eh?”
  907. >She swallowed hard
  908. >Anon pointed at the crowd from behind her shoulder
  909. >”Go on, make a path for the Princess.”
  910. >You’d suggest flying, but excluding how rude that would be for all in the present company, you think of the devastating effect it would have on the ponies, to have you return and then for you to leave above their heads
  911. >This will take a while
  912. >Anon shakes his case once, before taking the first step forward, of what he had said would be a long walk ahead
  913.  
  914.  
  915. >An hour in of slowly marching through the crowd that continues to wash in from all angles, the guards are being exhausted by the slow magical pushing against the weight of the crowd
  916. >The magical dome they erected around you and your escorts makes slow progress to physically push past the waves of adoring ponies
  917. >You’ve been slowly nodding, waving, and saying hello, which does nothing to pacify the crowd and might even encourage their efforts, however to not, would probably grieve them horribly
  918. >You‘re here for the ponies and what they need is for you to show that
  919. >As you pass into the main street Anon stops, “Excuse me, but I’ll stop here to take my leave.”
  920. >The guards quickly snap their spears at Anon
  921. >Captain Suture snaps, “Oh no you don’t. We’re taking you to see Princess Twilight directly.”
  922. >He grabs the neck of the closest spear to slowly pull it down while lowering his head to be square with the Suture’s face
  923. >”Your warrant’s void while I act on Celestia’s behalf,” He says as he kneads his grip on the spear, “and I don’t need to ‘impose’ on Celestia and Twilight’s reunion. I’m sure they will have a wonderful time without me for their little powwow. In the meantime, I need to go.”
  924. >”Go where?”
  925. >Anon eyes give off an intense stare as he gives off a horrible wide, smile with a large gap in the middle
  926. >“To see a fucking dentist”
  927.  
  928. >He snaps off the head of the spear and stands up straight
  929. >He tosses the spear head away and kneels to set his suitcase down gently beside him
  930. >Then you notice the sewer grate below you and it quickly become
  931. >You back away and let him pull the cover off and set it aside
  932. >He grabs his suitcase
  933. >”Princess?” The Captain looks at you
  934. >You shook your head
  935. >You disliked the idea of Anon separating on his own, but there is only so much control you have over him when he’s tense like this
  936. >To force him to obey now would ruin the reins of whatever fragile relationship you two have right now
  937. >Before he jumped in he looks once more at you to say
  938. >”I’ll meet you in the palace”
  939. >And with that he disappeared out of your grasp and into the sewers
  940.  
  941. >Finally, your march had come at an end
  942. >What should have been a short stroll home, turned to an improvised parade, all the participants and onlookers cheering at the turn of their delights of your return
  943. >After the hour had passed since Anon’s departure from your entourage, you finally made it to the palace gates
  944. >You looked back to the crowd and wave
  945. >And they explode into cheers, applause, hoof bumps from 3 strories high in the air, couples kiss, confetti falls
  946. >It’d be impossible to cool them down it would seem, so you talked to a guard to act as crier and make an announcement to the crowd that you would make a public appearance tomorrow afternoon
  947. >This would give you time to prepare and allow the city simmer in good spirits, as their expectations might be too high when you plan to leave in three days
  948. >You walked through, the palace doors to be greeted by the head minister flanked by a pair of few guards
  949. “Fancy Pants?” you greet with a smile
  950. >The blue mustachioed gentlestallion smiled and bowed, “Princess, it’s wonderful to have you back”
  951. “Excuse my surprise, but what are you doing here? I always remember you were adamant about keeping all four hooves off politics.”
  952. >”There are times were circumstance trumps personal preferences. I always had reservations against campaigning for offices due to the sort of transformation many stallions undergo from such cycles. With all my mannerisms and prestige, I’ve only ever wanted to be armed with nothing, but good intentions at my disposal. Now, I have hardly any worry about an election; not when a certain princess takes the title and hoof delivers it to you without asking.”
  953. ”Do you mind telling me more, while we walk? I want to see Twilight as soon as possible too.”
  954. >”Of course.”
  955.  
  956. >The stallion took the lead, showing you the way, as maids scrambled around, only stopping to bow to you. The cobblestone hallways had a wonderful way with absorbing the midday sun, breathing life to what would otherwise be a very cold abode. Guard were trotting by every other corner
  957. “It’s a bit busy,”
  958. >”Of course, we received word of your arrival hours ago. Since then, the other ministers are scrambling to prepare an audience with you.”
  959. >You sigh
  960. >You didn’t want to delay your reunion any longer, but if it might be important…
  961. >Fancy Pants chuckles, “Of course, I did tell them to not plan on seeing you any sooner than tomorrow.”
  962. >You face lights up, before you restrain yourself from flying to just giving a genuine smile
  963. “Thank you, Fancy.”
  964. >”No, thank you,” Fancy Pants continues, “Not just for returning to bring harmony to Equestria, but so that I can participate in giving Twilight a good surprise.”
  965. “You knew about my presence, and didn’t report this to Twilight?”
  966. >The stallion smiles while passing through a sunbeam from the stained-glass window, “Seldom is the chance to give a pleasant surprise these days. It’d be a shame to waste the opportunity to deliver unexpected good news.”
  967. >You nod with him
  968. >You two take a turn and head deeper into the back of the
  969. >”Princess Twilight is currently meeting with Rainbow Dash in the back of the palace, in the auditorium”
  970.  
  971. >The auditorium was spacious, but you hardly used it during your rule. It was meant for large meeting with an array of ponies from all over, but those meetings were infrequent since, you’d rather have many small get-togethers with statesponies in more intimate settings. In lieu of an assembly line of reports, you’d like to spend getting to know your administrators, while also leaving little room to wiggle out of your inquisitions
  972. >That’s why you had so many different arrangements of study rooms throughout the palace. To spend all of the utility of the space on Feng Shui and aesthetics; to create the best high ground for your politics, and a warm, loving place to soak in pleasantries and meaning
  973. >But those were your renovations, during your reign
  974. >The palace, itself, has predated by some time
  975. >The halls you now walk down resemble their gothic roots, from an older era
  976. >The ceilings were raised even higher, with support beams across the top,
  977. >The hallways were narrower, and the stone was rougher
  978. >When you finally approached the large, ornate, chestnut oak doors of the auditorium, two guards were posted outside
  979.  
  980. >The blonde mane, white Pegasus stallion knocked the black and purple bat pony guard over who was apparently asleep standing up
  981. >She yelled in shock, before grumbling, only to spot you and Fancy Pants standing before her which made her squealed
  982. >Then the thestral mare snapped at attention
  983. >Fancy Pants does his best to suppress a grin with you and asks for Twilight
  984. >The pegasus nods, “Princess Twilight’s here. Do you want me to announce you?”
  985. >You shake your head
  986. “There is no need, though I do appreciate the offer…”
  987. >”Sky Light”
  988. >”And I’m Midnight,” The thestral blurted out, before showing her fangs in a nervous smiling
  989. >These are the times you loved being a princess
  990. >Not the nights you enjoy fine wine
  991. >Not the days you parade the town
  992. >But these moments when it’s just light hearted fun
  993. “It’s nice to meet you Sky Light,” she squeaks under pressure. You nod to his partner, “And you too, Midnight”
  994. >He nods in return
  995. >He opens the door and you enter
  996. >There’s one more walkway before you can enter the auditorium, so when you hear the raised voices of your student and her friend you stop to listen
  997.  
  998. >”Please, Twi, I’m trying my heart out and you won’t give me, anything.”
  999. >That was Rainbow Dash
  1000. >She sounds so… distressed
  1001. >”Rainbow Dash, I can’t. If it has anything to do with a war with non-equines, I. Can’t. Help. I’ve told you this before.”
  1002. >”It’s a construction project!” Dash starts stuttering, “T-th-there’s the water and it goes underground and, and it goes to Cloudsdale. Easy, non-fighting, non... We just need somepony as good as you to do some ground work so we can get this done.”
  1003. >”And it’s for powering a weather station. A weather station you’re using against the gryphons. If it was a simple irrigation system, that’d be fine. It’d be great, but diverting a river to fuel a weapon? I can’t use my powers for a war like this, period. I’d risk Judgement. I just can’t do it.”
  1004. >”Well, how bad is this ‘Judgement’?” Rainbow pleads, “We need you. We used to get through all of our problems, TOGETHER! Now I’m stuck all alone trying to save Equestria from the Gryphons, and when my friend is standing with all the firepower in Equestria, who could save the day in one swoop… she starts talking about some… laws, or whatever, that nopony's ever heard about before, that tells her to just, Let it all go!”
  1005.  
  1006. >“Rainbow Dash, you have to trust me on this. I cannot be directly involved. I can’t do it…” She whispers softly, “You do trust me, right?”
  1007. >A familiar, heart-shattering feeling flares up inside you
  1008. >Rainbow Dash exhales
  1009. >She says half-heartedly, “I don’t know”
  1010. >There’s a slight pause, before Rainbow Dash groans loudly, “Fuck. okay, yeah, I trust you. I do. It’s just…” she pauses. “It’s just. I hate having my friends leaving me hanging.”
  1011. >”Rainbow…”
  1012. >”Look, I get it. You win, okay? It just… it just sucks.”
  1013. >”…Nopony wins unless we all get through this together. And we’ll do it. Somehow, someway, you have to believe.”
  1014. >There’s a pregnant silence between Twilight, Rainbow Dash, you, and the walls.
  1015. >Twilight sighs before asking, ”Have you been getting any help from Rainbow Falls or Vanhoover?”
  1016. >”Sorta and no. Vanhoover’s completely flaked on us and we get some supplies from Rainbow Falls. Which is great, but we need horsepower. We need to… I don’t know. We need something.”
  1017. >You decide now to break your eavesdropping
  1018.  
  1019. >When you peek around the corner your eyes pick up the familiar shapes of Rainbow Dash and Twilight
  1020. >However, as your eyes adjust, the details start to sink in
  1021. >The scars that trail along rainbow Dash’s left side, while her right foreleg is covered with a black sleeve, which was very out of place on her gold and blue armor and red cape draped over her right side
  1022. >Gone was the toned athlete, here now stands a scarred, muscular warrior
  1023. >You immediately turn to Twilight, bracing for another dramatic change
  1024. >Your fears are alleviated though. She looks well and fine
  1025. >Well, not really well or fine
  1026. >She a bit taller, but a bit thinner too
  1027. >She has bag under her eyes and her posture sags
  1028. >on a table beside her, sat her tiara with the Element of Magic
  1029. >In contrast to Rainbow Dash’s uniform, Twilight has no adornments on her
  1030. >You take a few gentle steps towards them, before they turn to the sounds of your hoofsteps
  1031. >Rainbow Dash was locked in a static state of shock
  1032. >Twilight, however, gave no hesitation to jump over the table and gallop past the stage
  1033. >”Princess!”
  1034. >Her muzzle slams into your chest with all of her momentum, pushing you to sit down, and she wraps her forelegs around you
  1035. >Her tears soak your chest
  1036. >The mixed, raw emotions in her crying melts your heart
  1037. >So much wild delight and so much suppressed anguish all explode out of her
  1038. >Your wings stretch out to cradle her
  1039.  
  1040. >You notice how much she is hunching over to keep her head at chest level
  1041. >She’s growing so fast
  1042. >You’ve been gone for too long
  1043. >You slowly stroke the back of Twilight’s head as she sniffles
  1044. “Shhhhhhh,” you continue to stroke her mane, “Shhhhh”
  1045. >She melts into your embrace
  1046. >Her grip was released, but she still leaned on you for support
  1047. >In the corner of your eye you see Rainbow Dash slowly walking sideways towards you while looking away
  1048. >When she’s finally close enough you open your wings and look to her
  1049. >Theres a moment of hesitation before she accepts your invitation in earnest.
  1050. >Not as vigorously or desperate
  1051. >But, nevertheless, equally comforted
  1052. >When you left the Gates, you were scared they were growing away from you and harmony
  1053. >But despite everything, they’re still the ponies you know and love
  1054. >”It’s so,” Twilight sniffles, “good to see you”
  1055. >You look down and smile
  1056. “And it’s wonderful to see you too, Twilight.”
  1057.  
  1058. >Time slips away as you sit there holding the ponies close
  1059. >Slowly, you pull back from the hug and the two elements stand back up
  1060. >Now, within close proximity, you notice something wrong with Rainbow Dash’s sleeve
  1061. “Rainbow Dash, are you alright?”
  1062. >Rainbow breaks into a sweat, “I uh… it’s kind of a long story, so um, just don’t freak out”
  1063. >You tilt your head in confusion, until she twists the sleeve before you hear a mechanical pop
  1064. >And then a plastic prosthetic leg falls to the ground and the sleeve hiding it falls limp in the air
  1065. >You’re caught there speechless
  1066. >You’ve felt and seen the ravages of war, but you’ve hardly prepared your heart for it to happen once again
  1067. >In your mind, you’ve cemented the image of the Elements as untouchable in your masterwork era of peace and solitude
  1068. >But even if warnings professed the loss of your paradise, the words never touched you as hard as the do now
  1069. >Rainbow Dash tries to reassure you, “It’s fine really”
  1070. >You whisper real low, as if the words unconsciously escaped along a single breath
  1071. “How did this happen?”
  1072.  
  1073. >”Well, heh, uh, that’s going to take some explaining.”
  1074. >Twilight working hard to subdue the quivering and sneering in her lip
  1075. >You put a hoof on her shoulder and look back to Dash
  1076. >”You know about the Gryphons right?”
  1077. >You shake your head
  1078. “I haven’t been told any details yet. Only that there is some conflict with Gryphons”
  1079. >”Yeah, well, that ain’t wrong. That’s not all of it though.”
  1080. >You take a deep breath and nod to her to keep going
  1081. >”I’ll go over most of details later, but, uh,” Rainbow Dash lays down to try and reattach her prosthetic with one leg, “As soon as Equestria was left in a free for all, and everypony panicked, some gryphons sniffed out the opportunity to go free reign on the border.”
  1082. >Twilight looked at you, “Pirates”
  1083. >”Yup. A month into the Split and nopony there could stop them. They could kill, steal, kidnap, enslave” she took a deep breath, “rape”. A shiver goes down her spine. “All unchecked.”
  1084. >After reattaching it and knocking on it, she picked herself back up, “So when Cloudsdale heard about this, and I was there to try and get somethings in order, I couldn’t stand by. Neither could anypony in Cloudsdale who dares call themselves a ‘Pegasus’,” she said with vigor, “We rallied up, ready to stop them. While we were gearing up and I mailed the girls, telling them we were heading for war, and Twilight told me to first try and talk to the Duke of Clawbreak Reach first. He was supposed to be somebody important to gryphons, so maybe he could make the pirates stop.”
  1085. >That makes sense with how southern Gryphons are
  1086. >Those bandits are likely a combination of outlaws and gryphons that work directly under the wage of the duke
  1087. >With how aggressive Gryphons naturally are, the Southern districts of the Gryphon Kingdoms are usually kept on a loose leash and free to raid their neighbors every so often across several decades
  1088.  
  1089. >However, when you asked the dukes in the past, to recall their soldiers and they complied, and the change was immediate
  1090. >With one measly gift to the dukes, all attacks would cease immediately
  1091. >This is how it went for centuries
  1092. >Whether the gift was large some of bits or a set of ornate pottery to simple jewelry, any show of patronage would always keep gryphons out
  1093. >But in the past, when they slip out and wreak havoc they’ve never been malicious
  1094. >There were times where they didn’t lift a claw against ponies and simply harassed farmers
  1095. >But this was a war path they’re setting on
  1096. “How high were his demands?”
  1097. >”A thousand pony slaves! 333 Earth Ponies! 333 Unicorns! 333 Pegasi! AND AN ALICORN!”
  1098. >Twilight commentated softly, ”It was disgusting.”
  1099. >Rainbow Shook her hoof in the air, “The nerve of that feather brained bastard! I straight up told him to take back every word he said or I’d smash his beak off”
  1100. >How long has this mentality festered inside her? Of most ponies here?
  1101. >Justified or not, you need to route out the source of this ill effect on your ponies as soon as possible
  1102. >This, Anonymous, is why you need to make this tour
  1103. “And then?”
  1104. >Rainbow Dash pouted and looked away
  1105. >”He laughed”
  1106.  
  1107. >Twilight moved over to Rainbow Dash
  1108. >”Rainbow Dash made an official declaration of war between Gryphone Stone and Cloudsdale”
  1109. >So gone were the pirates and raiders, and in with the soldiers and marauders
  1110. >”and then they moved Cloudsdale 400 miles to situate themselves near the border,” Twilight explains
  1111. “That’s quite an accomplishment”
  1112. >”Yeah, we were a hundred percent invested into this war. But then we had to fight,” Rainbow Dash says before staring off into the distance
  1113. >You give her the moment
  1114. >She taps the floor a couple times
  1115. >”We were completely… not ready. Princess, we don’t know how to war”
  1116. >Your accomplishments turned detriments
  1117. >”We could fly faster, farther, better than any gryphon, any day of the week. But, all we could do was buck them if we got close. The first months were tartarus.”
  1118. >The weathered pony veteran slumped forward
  1119. >”We kept losing and losing. We came to save lives, but we kept running away. The royal guard stationed to Cloudsdale weren’t much help, since they couldn’t tell us how to fight.”
  1120. >You and Twilight stand beside Rainbow Dash
  1121. >She continues, “Everything we learned, we had to the hard way! And it always hurt so much.”
  1122. >She picks herself up and stomps a hoof down, “And when we do figure it all out, and we try to go on the offensive. Give the Gryphons a taste…”
  1123. >The words are choked in her mouth as she starts breaking down into tears
  1124. >Quickly, Twilight moves closer to wrap a wing around her friend
  1125. >She looks up at Celestia, “This happened to her during the first and last attack on Gryphon territory.”
  1126.  
  1127. >Remorse fills your soul
  1128. >If only…
  1129. >But you stop that train of thought
  1130. >No
  1131. >If only, isn’t good enough here
  1132. >You lie down next to Twilight and Rainbow Dash on the auditorium stage floor
  1133. >Rows of empty seats stand silent
  1134. >The lofty ceilings let the still air set around you
  1135. >And on the cold, cobblestone brick floor, you lay together, waiting for Rainbow Dash, no matter how long it'd take
  1136. >You couldn't be there for them when they needed you
  1137. >But you were here now
  1138.  
  1139. >You and Twilight took Rainbow Dash’s sleeping form to a guest room and leave her to rest
  1140. >The daily exhaustion and depression of the Gryphon’s campaign has sapped her old endurance
  1141. >When the Split first, she could easily make a day trip to and fro to check up on Twilight
  1142. >However, now she can’t push herself like that anymore without some frenzied adrenaline pumping through her
  1143. >That and she’s escorted by Cloudsdale Guards to slow her down
  1144. >Or New Pegastopolis Guards as they call themselves now
  1145. >Using an old, glorified war era to muster the state of mind for a new war era
  1146. >Now in a dining area, you sit with your former student
  1147. >”I hope you don’t mind, but there’s no menu to order from. I’ve made some mandates on food distribution, and me and my staff undergo the same constraints.”
  1148. >You nod approvingly
  1149. “Leading by example. I wouldn’t expect less from you, Twilight.”
  1150. >An array of colors shines through the stain glass windows
  1151. >The room resembles its old charm
  1152. >high ceilings
  1153. >Ornate windows depicting Twilight’s successes and many of the other successes of Harmony
  1154. >Long, oak table with a gold trimming
  1155. >You and Twilight sat across from the shorter width of the table to be close enough to talk casually
  1156. “But, you say you’re forcing a rationing?”
  1157. >Twilight forced a strained smile
  1158. >”Well, Canterlot is around 300,000 ponies dense, and after Anon killed all infrastructure that kept the city alive, being with it being the center of a united Equestria, there has been a bit rough transformation process leading Canterlot into a self-sufficient city to pay for sustenance, but we are making progress to the profit margin line… be it slow as it may.”
  1159. >That would explain much of the outrage the public has over Anon
  1160. >He’s the one forcing these conditions, while Ponyville is prospering from the lack of enforcement
  1161. “Twilight,”
  1162.  
  1163. >You sit up in your seat and lean forward
  1164. “Do you mind answering a question I have, because I think you, Twilight, my most brilliant student and a Princess herself, would be uniquely qualified to answer it?”
  1165. >Twilight reciprocated your posture and leaned in herself
  1166. >”Of course.”
  1167. “Why did everything fall apart?”
  1168. >You take a deep breath
  1169. “Anon made a few rules, his seven laws, and then everypony splintered off. Why did everypony separate ways instead of rebuild? Even now, your friends are in six separate locations that could influence the creation of a new pact to reunite Equestria. What’s stopping the reuniting of Equestria all these years.”
  1170. >Twilight Leaned back into her chair and looked up before she summoned her notes from a spell and levitated them over her right side and skimmed them
  1171. >”I’ve been working on what happened during Anon’s brief reign and how he orchestrated the Split for the past four years. Ever since I came to Canterlot and assumed the throne, I have been digging through logs to see what happened and why most cities wouldn’t respond, but not everything might have been on the books.”
  1172. >Twilight looked back at you
  1173. >”Anon had about a month and a half before he made the move to disband, and it’s really hard to tell what he did do and what he wasn’t responsible for, because the timing was incredible. Immediately, before any sort of conference could have happened, everypony had a catastrophe on their hooves too soon to realize.”
  1174. >Twilight produced a map of Equestria and pointed to various cities
  1175. https://imgur.com/KWmSKRo
  1176. >”Baltimare was reaching a boiling point. Angry ponies who have been taken advantage of for too long were starting to organize. Anon made orders to crack down, but didn’t give the extra Guard to sustain peace. When Anon left, the grudge stayed.”
  1177. “So without any authority I gave them…”
  1178. >”It wasn’t quick or easy, but the revolution came. Workers seizing the means of production. It was a messy affair. And now they’re starting a war with Fillydelpia.”
  1179. >You exhale
  1180. >Anon and his damnable books
  1181. >But that wasn’t solely Anon
  1182. >Anon didn’t own a darn thing, it was the managers who were in charge at the end
  1183. >Maybe you should have fought a bit harder
  1184. >Intervened, put pressure on them, anything really
  1185. >And yet you wanted to stick within your bounds and roles
  1186. >Not exert yourself on everywhere your eyes lay
  1187. >Let ponies sort out their problems without you twisting their leg
  1188. >There was always going to be a price either way
  1189. >But Anon let it spill out in violence
  1190.  
  1191. >”Fillydelphia was already a pseudo oligarchy between the Big Six that were producing more revenue than they were receiving, so if anything the tax break was a motivation to not come back under the fold. Instead they opted to just keep producing and exporting.”
  1192. >Fillydelphia was one of the exporting head quarters for the six big families dealing with food exports
  1193. >Railroads from northern farms rolled through Fillydelphia before anywhere else
  1194. >And the Big Six families had power
  1195. >The Apples
  1196. >The Pears
  1197. >The Grapes
  1198. >The Peaches
  1199. >And the Oranges
  1200. >The biggest names that controlled Fillydelphia and Baltimare
  1201. >Filly was a domestic HQ and Baltimare was the international trading center
  1202. >There was money there
  1203. >Lot’s of money
  1204. >This wouldn’t be the first power struggle
  1205. >Not by a long shot
  1206. >Violent outbreaks and gang wars have been fought periodically for centuries
  1207. >In the alleys
  1208. >In the warehouses
  1209. >The docks
  1210. >A lot of criminals were mixed in with the good-natured ponies who worked produce with their extended family
  1211. >”However, your absence there was plenty of inner fighting too, racing to get control before you came back. We thought Applejack would be best for the job. She has been trying to situate a peace. Her background as an Apple helps her make connections, but with her background as an Apple, it’s… difficult to make connections.”
  1212. “You and the girls chose correctly. If it were anypony else, I’m sure the families wouldn’t even glance your way”
  1213. >Twilight’s shoulders relaxed a bit and relieved graced her face”
  1214. >”Thank you, Princess.”
  1215. >You let her continue
  1216. >” And they are uniting, but it’s against Baltimare”
  1217. >Twilight flips through some more notes
  1218.  
  1219. >”Now, Manehattan was being stricken with the Saddle Arabian Flu, some days after the Split and the means to aid were shut, so while they festered and suffered, nopony came either out of fear or lack of means.”
  1220. “Did I hear you right? The Saddle Arabian Flu?”
  1221. >”Yes, it’s an old strain doctors had to look up in some medical history books.
  1222. >What a dreaded plague that was
  1223. >One day you look excellent
  1224. >The next your screaming and hollering for water and a change of bedding
  1225. >Horrible to watch your castle suffer from
  1226. >Certainly in the top 10 of worst weeks, when you had to nurse 90% of the maids and ministers back to health a few centuries back
  1227. >Borderline lethal
  1228. >”When Discord came to wreak havoc nopony could stop him, but he did, of course, the unexpected.”
  1229. “A deal”
  1230. >Twilight closed her eyes and nodded, “For the exorbitant price of buying out everypony in Manehattan as a slave and forced to reside in his city, he would cure and provide for them for the rest of their service.”
  1231. “And with times so desperate, they actually took it?”
  1232. >”Exactly. They didn’t see much choice since they already couldn’t depend on anypony else. And then Discord shut the city away with minimal contact. Fluttershy’s there to try and temper Discord, but Discord really wants everypony to play his games. Fluttershy can’t do much, but make sure Discord’s fair and the ponies don’t give up hope.”
  1233. >Discord as king of his own city
  1234. >This would be a hassle
  1235. >At the very least there shouldn’t be any death
  1236. >It’s not in his character to be cruel
  1237. >Mischievous
  1238. >Rude
  1239. >Antagonistic
  1240. >Annoying
  1241. >But not a murderer
  1242. >At least you could save Manehattan for last
  1243.  
  1244. >”Trottingham is… it’s bad. That’s all I know. The Yaks have been wild after Anon’s reign, last I heard. Now, getting ponies in and out of Trottingham is impossible with the barrier that Discord put up around Manehattan unintentionally cutting them off from the mainland. I don’t get enough news about what’s truly going on over there. Nopony does.”
  1245. “Don’t they have access to the sea?”
  1246. >”The Grasp of Manos”
  1247. >You facehoof
  1248. >Of course
  1249. >That blasted island colony of the minotaurs and the goat natives
  1250. >The inhabitants have done nothing wrong, but their island, geographically and magically create an impassible torrent in the ocean around them
  1251. >Only the age-perfected, bulky Minotaur designed ships can bear the front of the harsh waters and they aren’t too fond of going out more than usual either
  1252. >”The northern countryside was raided by Gryphons, making Vanhoover and Rainbow Falls into refugee hotspots for the many small villages being driven out. Many more remain to cultivate the fields, but under duress. Rainbow Falls is now giving some support to Cloudsdale, but the pegasi have been on the back hoof, and aren’t holding up well.”
  1253. “And they can’t consider surrender peace in such a position.”
  1254. >”They are trying something though.”
  1255. >Your ears perked, while Twilight’s fall
  1256.  
  1257. >”After their first defeat at Ironwing Fortress, when the retreated forces of Pegastopalis returned, the command was desperate.”
  1258. >Twilight leans back and pouts before letting it out, “They were already started to rely on his tactics. Now they called Anon directly”
  1259. >That made sense
  1260. >It made a lot of sense, in a horrible fashion
  1261. >”In the beginning, Cloudsdale wanted to fight like a pegasi. With spears diving into the fray and kicking and bucking. After being desperate they started using Anon’s tactics… weaponized weather.”
  1262. >A sacrilege among most species is to use a tool directly as a weapon
  1263. “I believe the proverb goes, “You can never use a guilty mallet to build an honest home,” right?”
  1264. >”Exactly, but after much deliberation, the Pegastopolis command believed that this was not a war of honor, but a war of justice.”
  1265. “How can they have justice without honor?”
  1266. >”I don’t exactly agree with their decision, but they did it anyways. They harnessed lightning against another being.”
  1267. >Your hooves press against the table, but you try to remain steady
  1268. “And?”
  1269. >”And… they could then repel the Gryphons at junctures”
  1270. >Lightning and weather manipulation was a species gift to the pegasi from the heavens
  1271. >It was meant to ensure good harvest, not merry destruction of your foes
  1272. >Commander Hurricane must be rolling in her grave
  1273. >And this… was a blow to you
  1274. >Further and further, you are realizing how much darkness and desperation Anon’s drawing out of your ponies
  1275. >”The haphazard lightning tosses didn’t completely even the odds. The entire war previously and since has been a testament to experience over ability. Gryphons, with their crossbow and flying galleons still strike just as hard and deadly as ever, but now… Pegastopolis was returning fire.”
  1276. “This was already a theory in his book. Why was Anon called?”
  1277.  
  1278. >”The war was costly. Money and lives. Gryphons called Anon’s theories, a… uh… what, ‘a meticulous manipulation of circumstances to issue a slaughter’? Well, with how badly they were being beat, a slaughtering of gryphons seemed like a win at that point. Invading wasn’t much an option anymore. The Duke and his territory was such a nightmare to siege. So… Anonymous… thought to use the Cloudsdale Weather Factory on them”
  1279. “To what ends”
  1280. >”It would seem, until the rocks and cliff all the way to the heart of Gryphonstone were washed away.”
  1281. >You thought for a second
  1282. >Just trying to grasp what sort of scope
  1283. “Like a constant rain?”
  1284. >”The goal is a constant hurricane, to decimate cities and villages alike”
  1285. “But what about the civilians? Not every gryphon is like the ones raiding and harassing the ponies.”
  1286. >Twilight could only sigh and shrug
  1287. >You sat back
  1288. >You were shivering
  1289. >Shaking in fury
  1290. >How close to the edge was Anon going to take Equestria
  1291. >How far would they follow
  1292. >You could hardly bottle up the wrath you wished to inflict upon Anon
  1293. >You should have seen the signs in Anon’s musings from his world perspective on this world
  1294. >But…
  1295. >But…
  1296. >You cannot
  1297. >Not now, not yet
  1298. >Maybe not at all
  1299. >Everypony has come to rely on you to hold them up
  1300. >It shouldn’t be surprising to see that when they get pushed without you…
  1301. >They fall
  1302. >Now, it’s a matter of making sure they don’t hit the bottom
  1303. >”And for the past two years they’ve been underway sending near consistent rain and storms, which only gets the Gryphons more serious about the war.”
  1304.  
  1305. >You fold a hoof on the other and hold them infront of your mouth
  1306. >”Princess?”
  1307. “Continue,” you say emotionlessly
  1308. >Now you were guarding your heart
  1309. >Bracing for the hits
  1310. >Twilight tentatively scrolled through more notes and redirected accordingly to the map
  1311. >“Vanhoover has been taken over by an Earth Pony extremist group.”
  1312. >You exhale from your nose
  1313. >” The Split happened and for a while when the threat of Gryphonstone was real and despite or perhaps because, they were an ethnocentric group they were involved. After they took over, they helped farmers and refugees, but when Cloudsdale moved in, they receded all help and now exile all non-earth ponies to Luna Bay and Crystal Empire and refuse anypony to the coal that’s in the Smokey Mountains. Which Las Pegasus tried to take by force, but failed to do.”
  1314. >Earth Pony extremists?
  1315. >How will you be able to bridge the divide in racial hate and species hate
  1316. >Is it xenophobia or something deeper
  1317. >Your going to need to see them
  1318. >Or how will they see you
  1319. >Earth Pony nationality doesn’t come up for centuries and it’s always different from the last
  1320. >Sometimes peaceful protests
  1321. >Sometimes a hate movement
  1322. >Sometimes a rebellion
  1323. >A sustained government has never happened before
  1324. >Unicorn and Pegasi pride were ever present in the daily attitudes of majority cities, mostly without prejudice, but Earth Ponies… it was always going to be difficult for when they rise
  1325. >You nod for Twilight to continue
  1326.  
  1327. >”The Crystal Empire is holding well, as expected. They’re accepting refugees sent their way, but they can’t lead any forces inland, since Vanhoover refuses to let them march anywhere close to the city-state territory, and Cadence and Shining won’t fight fellow ponies.”
  1328. >Expected, but good to hear
  1329. >A shame how minimal their role has been
  1330. >Twilight continues
  1331. >”Las Pegasus has been in uprising after uprising, when leadership in Las Pegasus has always shaky.”
  1332. >You scoff
  1333. >Even from Canterlot you could tell that big business and corporations had a very loose interpretation of friendship and magic
  1334. >A gambling city?
  1335. >Of course it’d be a den of disharmony
  1336. >But you tolerated it, because everypony went there to get it out of their system there and not spread it throughout their life
  1337. >Better for most ponies to make some far off shine to disharmony then build a shrine for it in their home
  1338. >What happens in Las Pegas
  1339. >City politicians were never really elected so much as appointed by money
  1340. >You’ve cleaned it up many times, and it always reverts to the same nature
  1341. >”Pinkie’s…she’s… not doing anything really helpful,” Twilight confessed, “She mediates for the gatherings, she plans for parties, she checks up on ponies, but she doesn’t take the reins and stop them.”
  1342. .Twilight flicked her hoof off the table
  1343.  
  1344. >”Dodge city is now a conquered piece to Las Pegas. It’s forced into trade with Las Pegas now and it’s new leadership, installed by the general consensus of Las Pegas is...”
  1345. >Twilight held her tongue on her side of her mouth
  1346. >You tilted your head
  1347. >”Tom the Rock. Residing governor”
  1348. “As a joke?”
  1349. >”If it’s a joke, Las Pegas is very into it.”
  1350. >You wave a hoof and shake your head
  1351. “Let’s move on”
  1352. >”You were in Ponyville?”
  1353. >You nodded
  1354. >”By the way, I haven’t heard from Rarity in a while. She’s always vague in her letters. How is she?”
  1355. >You hesitate
  1356. “Ummmmm… she’s fine”
  1357. >Twilight squints for a long second before shrugging
  1358. >”That’s nice. Hope she’s enjoying herself”
  1359. >You think better than to make awkward laughter and just nod
  1360. >There was a time for this later
  1361. >”Appaloosa, alongside Rainbow Falls, is one of the more quiet and peaceful places.”
  1362. >You relax a bit
  1363. >”And those were just the cities. Most small towns and villages are absorbed into most of these factions of the surrounding area.”
  1364. “I understand”
  1365. >Twilight wrapped up her notes and set them aside along with her map
  1366. >”And that is a brief synopsis of most of the problems. They get better and worse the closer you look at them. Mostly worse”
  1367. >You wince at how downtrodden Twilight says that
  1368. >”Everyponies dealing with their own set of life shattering problems and have no time, resources, or trust to spare in an Equestria without Celestia or Luna.”
  1369. “But what about Canterlot? Surely the city could have mended most of those fences. Some of the best minds and skilled soldiers reside here, in this very city.”
  1370. >”Great ponies. Yes? Skilled soldiers? Yes. However, we were set up for failure before we even knew it.”
  1371. >Twilight leaned in and tapped the table
  1372. >”We were deliberately sabotaged and robbed.”
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