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- 2:35 PM] trust me im a whale biologist: this gym that used to be taken by a 1540 vaporeon is now ruled by a 134 pikachu
- [2:35 PM] trust me im a whale biologist: how it got there i dont know
- [2:35 PM] Hydra: lol
- [8:06:09 PM] <Prim> darn it i didn't get to use my micropenis
- [8:08:20 PM] <Hydra> I wasted my racially based sat questions
- [8:09:45 PM] <Hydra> mom.. dad.. I have something to tell you..
- [8:10:01 PM] <Hydra> ...I'm a white republican
- [6:22 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: Once upon a time there was a little chicken nugget
- [6:22 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: everyday and night he cried himself to sleep
- [6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: one day he started molding
- [6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: because of that he went off to cure the mold
- [6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: because of that he died
- [6:23 PM] Sarcasm-Overdose: the end
- [8:27 PM] Hydra: 4 cups of we would give you up for anything else in the world
- [8:28 PM] Hydra: wouldn't
- [8:28 PM] Jawsome: THAT TYPO
- [8:28 PM] Hydra: that's a dangerous typo
- [10:55 PM] Hydra: if swirlix had evolved into a llama/alpaca instead of some crackpot winnie the pooh jar thing
- Kibbeh: the hydra x hydra ship name is hydrated
- actually that's cool prim
- Hydra:so am I
- I'm not prego
- my mom is
- I think it's a girl I can't remember
- Frick's older brother - Today at 8:16 PM: hydra is prego- 2016
- Frick: oh just so you guys know I just robbed a walgreens so yeah, if I disappear I'm in jail
- Kibbeh - Today at 8:27 PM
- my pickup line: hey baby if I could rearrange the alphabet then you're the only 10 I see wait frick how do I do this
- Prim stop messaging me about people eating testesticles just no
- Prim - Today at 8:12 PM
- you're drinking cow milk meant for the babies not humans
- Kibbeh - Today at 8:12 PM
- I am going to remember that quote jaw
- Also yeah
- Same as eating chicken eggs
- Prim - Today at 8:13 PM
- well not actually
- Kibbeh - Today at 8:13 PM
- Or meat
- Prim - Today at 8:13 PM
- because chicklens elaw eggs regarless of being sexed or not
- Kibbeh - Today at 8:13 PM
- It's weird buuuut tbh I don't really care that much
- Prim - Today at 8:14 PM
- people have los their virginity to cars
- Kibbeh - Today at 8:14 PM
- Don't fuck the automobiles
- Hydra: This is supposed to tell me what kind of a lesbian I am
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