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- >Day Sunday in Equestria.
- >Hanging out in your room with the AC cranked up high.
- >Feels fucking good man.
- >You could just lie here all day. God damn.
- >No morning routine. Fuck that noise.
- >You're just gonna chill today.
- >But, like always, there's a knock at your house.
- >Nope. Nothing doing. Not today.
- >Turn over and try to ignore the sound.
- >Suddenly, the side of your house gets ripped off.
- >Wat?
- >A giant fucking hoof scoops you out of your bed and plops you down in a glass-bottom boat or something.
- >Oh god. It's so hot here.
- >You're already sweating bullets.
- >Your sweat starts to pool at the bottom of the glass.
- >Oh shit. Oh shit. Oh fuck.
- >Another glass boat is placed next to you by the giant hoof.
- >The boat is promptly filled with scoops of ice cream, a banana, and strawberry syrup.
- >You just stare in disbelief and confusion at the scene unfolding before you.
- >Then, out of fucking nowhere, the delicious treat begins talking.
- >"Hey Anon!" There's a small, awkward pause. "I'm a banana!"
- >You just stare.
- >"I'm a banana! Look at me move!"
- >She tries futilely to make any kind of motion.
- >Of course, she makes no progress.
- >You're still sweating.
- >It feels like you're melting.
- >You look down for the first time since waking up today.
- >Oh fuck. You ARE melting!
- >You realize now that, you too, are made of ice cream.
- >"So, is being a dessert your fetish?"
- >You want to yell at her but you can't get the cherry out of your mouth.
- >You're eaten by Pinkie Pie.
- >Fucking Banana Split.
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