Negative ONE BILLION points

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[00:53]  * cyberizedMeister has started ESPering strikingBelladonna
[00:54] <cyberizedMeister> Greetings!
[00:54] <strikingBelladonna> Well hello there.
[00:54] <cyberizedMeister> How are you this wonderful day?
[00:54] <strikingBelladonna> I was just thinking to myself that it had been far too long since someone I knew nothing about appeared and contacted me online.
[00:55] <cyberizedMeister> I don't know how long it has it been for you.
[00:55] <strikingBelladonna> And why would I expect you to?
[00:56] <cyberizedMeister> Because I am a robot.
[00:56] <cyberizedMeister> I... don't have a better reason besides that.
[00:56] <strikingBelladonna> Well, I've heard alien outlaw cowboy before, so I suppose that's not too far fetched.
[00:57] <strikingBelladonna> Still, not the most original thing I've heard before.
[00:57] <strikingBelladonna> I'll give you... say around two points for the opening thus far.
[00:57] <cyberizedMeister> Anyway, I was sent by a fellow named Harken Sirius.
[00:57] <cyberizedMeister> Also, no refunds.
[00:57] <cyberizedMeister> I have the points now.
[00:57] <cyberizedMeister> 2 points.
[00:58] <strikingBelladonna> Well then, I assume you're an alien robot.
[00:58] <cyberizedMeister> Yes, I am.
[00:59] <strikingBelladonna> Where'd the faux grubslinger happen upon you? I don't expect it to have been the haunted city.
[00:59] <strikingBelladonna> Magic and robots don't seem like much of a combination, no matter how alien.
[00:59] <cyberizedMeister> I am purely of the scientific sort, and I can attest to that.
[01:00] <cyberizedMeister> I guess you can say how I happened was...
[01:00] <cyberizedMeister> Science! <(￣︶￣)>
[01:01] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, how vague.
[01:02] <strikingBelladonna> I'm positively dying to know the specifics.
[01:02] <strikingBelladonna> Do go on.
[01:03] <cyberizedMeister> Well, first off, my materials are primarily chrome, carbon fiber, and all sorts of other various metals and wires!
[01:05] <strikingBelladonna> And? Please, don't leave a girl hanging, I crave intimate details.
[01:05] <cyberizedMeister> Well...
[01:07] <cyberizedMeister> [ERROR: Text limit exceeded.]
[01:09] <strikingBelladonna> Alright, you earn another two points for dedication.
[01:09] <cyberizedMeister> Weird.
[01:09] <cyberizedMeister> I never knew this had a limit for typing too much information.
[01:10] <strikingBelladonna> Well, I suppose you're just too verbose for it, I still appreciate the effort.
[01:11] <strikingBelladonna> For now though, why don't we move from your what and onto your why?
[01:12] <cyberizedMeister> I... don't follow.
[01:13] <strikingBelladonna> Hmm, lose a point, you're down to three.
[01:13] <cyberizedMeister> Aw. (︶︹︺)
[01:14] <strikingBelladonna> You mentioned that Harken sent you, I'm curious as to why he did.
[01:14] <cyberizedMeister> He wanted me to socialize, so here I am.
[01:16] <strikingBelladonna> Really? As amusing as the thought of Harken attempting to play big brother to a robot is, I find it hard to believe he'd send anyone to me for socialization.
[01:16] <strikingBelladonna> So, Monsieur Robot, why don't you tell me why you're really here?
[01:18] <strikingBelladonna> (For reference, your next answer will determine whether you gain points or lose them for that last one. So I would be careful.)
[01:26] <cyberizedMeister> I am telling the truth, and nothing more.
[01:26] <cyberizedMeister> If you want verifiable evidence, I recommend interrogating Mr. Sirius.
[01:28] <strikingBelladonna> I guess that's a point for doubling down and a point lost for it being something boring to double down on.
[01:29] <cyberizedMeister> So, no major changes to my points scale.
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[01:29] <strikingBelladonna> Exactly, now, how next shall we socialize, oh robot?
[01:29] <cyberizedMeister> Well, we could talk about the various devices we utilize.
[01:30] <strikingBelladonna> Oh my, quite forward aren't we? It's not often someone will just come straight out and ask a lady of her devices.
[01:30] <cyberizedMeister> I... don't follow.
[01:31] <strikingBelladonna> Another point lost then.
[01:31] <cyberizedMeister> Go ahead.
[01:31] <strikingBelladonna> Well, what devices did you mean? There are ever so many one could have.
[01:31] <cyberizedMeister> I meant our fetch modi.
[01:32] <strikingBelladonna> Why ever would you wish to ask about my fetch modus?
[01:32] <cyberizedMeister> It's to socialize, isn't it?
[01:32] <cyberizedMeister> Ms. Trumai personally told me so.
[01:34] <strikingBelladonna> Very well then, if Ms. Trumai says it's a good idea, then it must be.
[01:34] <strikingBelladonna> I use a charge modus, which requires electricity to decaptcha my items.
[01:34] <cyberizedMeister> Interesting.
[01:34] <cyberizedMeister> How do you charge it with electricity?
[01:35] <strikingBelladonna> Any method that's available, it can run via batteries, or by being plugged into an outlet, or any other method of channeling electricity into it.
[01:36] <cyberizedMeister> Interesting.
[01:36] <cyberizedMeister> My modus is the Press Turn modus.
[01:36] <cyberizedMeister> It's... quite complicated.
[01:37] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, well I wouldn't ask you to explain anything complicated to little ol' me.
[01:37] <strikingBelladonna> I might not be able to understand it, especially if you used big words.
[01:37] <cyberizedMeister> Well, I will try to explain it as if you are five-years old.
[01:37] <cyberizedMeister> Like the useful subreddit!
[01:38] <cyberizedMeister> r/explainlikeimfive
[01:38] <strikingBelladonna> Very well then, I am ever so grateful for your assistance.
[01:40] <cyberizedMeister> [ERROR: Text limit exceeded.]
[01:40] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, god fucking dammit.
[01:41] <strikingBelladonna> Is something amiss? I am eagerly awaiting my simplified explanation.
[01:41] <cyberizedMeister> Okay, hold on.
[01:42] <cyberizedMeister> I am going to get a hyperlink for a system very similar akin to my modus.
[01:42] <cyberizedMeister> http://megamitensei.wikia.com/wiki/Turn_Press
[01:44] <strikingBelladonna> Your modus is an rpg combat system?
[01:44] <cyberizedMeister> ...Yes, to be blunt.
[01:45] <strikingBelladonna> Well then, I must admit, I did not expect such a thing.
[01:48] <strikingBelladonna> Well, that was quite enjoyable, whatever shall we do next to socialize?
[01:52] <cyberizedMeister> We can talk about our various interests.
[01:53] <strikingBelladonna> Lost another point, I'm afraid.
[01:54] <strikingBelladonna> Why don't you start? Whatever does an advanced alien robot do for fun?
[02:02] <cyberizedMeister> Well, I am adept at engineering various technology
[02:03] <cyberizedMeister> and I also am interested in various video games.
[02:04] <strikingBelladonna> Such as Shin Megami Tensei?
[02:04] <cyberizedMeister> And other various wonderful games!
[02:05] <cyberizedMeister> Who wouldn't enjoy the easy-to-play Overwatch?
[02:06] <strikingBelladonna> Of course, it's an absolute joy for everyone who plays it.
[02:07] <cyberizedMeister> Also, I would like to reiterate;
[02:08] <cyberizedMeister> I have taken permanent ownership of those two points. Unless you have a legal document or a case in the courtroom, I'm afraid you cannot confiscate them from me. The points are mine, and mine always.
[02:10] <strikingBelladonna> Very well then, I award you one negative point.
[02:11] <cyberizedMeister> Wonderful. That makes me have two positive points and one negative point.
[02:11] <strikingBelladonna> This is true.
[02:14] <cyberizedMeister> Anyway, it is my time to ask the questions.
[02:14] <cyberizedMeister> First off;
[02:14] <cyberizedMeister> What is your relationship with Mr. Sirirus and Ms. Trumai?
[02:15] <strikingBelladonna> Really, not even going to try and be delicate here?
[02:15] <cyberizedMeister> I am a robot.
[02:16] <strikingBelladonna> Who wishes to socialize. Frankly, Mr. Robot, I'm shocked and hurt that you could be this insensitive.
[02:16] <cyberizedMeister> ...Oh.
[02:17] <cyberizedMeister> ...Um.
[02:18] <cyberizedMeister> ...I'm sorry.
[02:19] <strikingBelladonna> Are you really going to attempt to excuse rudeness with the fact that you are a robot and then become flustered when someone says they are offended by the rudeness?
[02:21] <cyberizedMeister> I...
[02:22] <cyberizedMeister> I am lacking in social skills, so I apologize.
[02:23] <strikingBelladonna> I award you another negative point.
[02:24] <strikingBelladonna> But, I will answer your question.
[02:24] <strikingBelladonna> It's in a state of flux and classifying it at this moment would be a fool's errand.
[21:01] <cyberizedMeister> ...I see.
[21:03] <strikingBelladonna> Yes, I am an open book for your keen eyes to peruse at your leisure.
[21:03] <cyberizedMeister> But you are not a book.
[21:04] <cyberizedMeister> You are a human being, or a troll.
[21:04] <cyberizedMeister> Judging from my encounters so far.
[21:04] <strikingBelladonna> Another negative point.
[21:04] <strikingBelladonna> I am a human being, but I take it I am not the first of Harken's friends you have contacted.
[21:05] <cyberizedMeister> No, you are not.
[21:05] <strikingBelladonna> Well, don't keep a lady waiting for good gossip, what were your impressions of our comrades?
[21:06] <cyberizedMeister> Harken strikes me as a rather lively fellow.
[21:06] <cyberizedMeister> Winona, one of the other trolls, told me that he is 'a big dork'.
[21:07] <cyberizedMeister> I have saved a picture of him sleeping she sent me.
[21:07] <strikingBelladonna> Really now?
[21:07] <cyberizedMeister> Yes.
[21:07] <cyberizedMeister> But to see it, you will have to take a negative point from me.
[21:07] <cyberizedMeister> It is a fair deal, I assume.
[21:08] <strikingBelladonna> Ah, eager to rid yourself of them I see.
[21:08] <cyberizedMeister> No, It's just that I'm not very good with negatives.
[21:08] <strikingBelladonna> You're a robot who is not very good with negatives?
[21:09] <cyberizedMeister> Negative traits, I meant.
[21:10] <strikingBelladonna> Another negative point then.
[21:10] <cyberizedMeister> Fuck.
[21:10] <strikingBelladonna> You're down to negative 2, you should show me that picture before you drop any further.
[21:10] <cyberizedMeister> The deal is done, then.
[21:10]  * cyberizedMeister has sent a photo: hesnorestoo.jpg
[21:11] <strikingBelladonna> Thank you, this will go in the folder with the others.
[21:11] <strikingBelladonna> You may continue with your impressions of the others now.
[21:13] <cyberizedMeister> As I was saying, Ms. Trumai also seems to be a jovial woman.
[21:16] <strikingBelladonna> I'm sure she did, especially to someone like you.
[21:16] <cyberizedMeister> She did like the comedy routine I showed her, so she could have a good sense of humor.
[21:18] <strikingBelladonna> That is quite the leap of logic, are you certain you can make such large assumptions about her?
[21:19] <cyberizedMeister> I'm certain.
[21:19] <cyberizedMeister> After all, who doesn't love John Mulaney's routines?
[21:20] <strikingBelladonna> People without a good sense of humor, if your logic is to be followed.
[21:20] <cyberizedMeister> Two negative points for you.
[21:21] <strikingBelladonna> Oh, are you playing now?
[21:21] <cyberizedMeister> After all, you are giving out negative points, and you never said anything about privileges, so perhaps I am also capable of giving negative points.
[21:21] <strikingBelladonna> Well, are you?
[21:21] <cyberizedMeister> Yes.
[21:22] <cyberizedMeister> Yes I am.
[21:22] <strikingBelladonna> Well then, this is an accomplishment to be celebrated!
[21:22] <cyberizedMeister> And Innana is certainly calm as well!
[21:22] <cyberizedMeister> She was skeptical of me at first, but I think our first conversation went really well.
[21:23] <strikingBelladonna> No, no, cease with those pointless frivolities, what's important is that you've become capable of giving out negative points.
[21:23] <cyberizedMeister> And I am also capable of giving out points in forms of complex equations.
[21:23] <cyberizedMeister> For example;
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> To earn the amount of points following, solve this equation.
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> 3x+7y=125
[21:24] <cyberizedMeister> x+y=32
[21:25] <strikingBelladonna> I'm afraid this is too complex for me, you will need to enlighten me as to how one solves basic algebra with your superior robot brain.
[21:26] <cyberizedMeister> Oh, but that's not all...
[21:27] <cyberizedMeister> x=y/0=doppio_was_phone
[21:27] <cyberizedMeister> But I am afraid this is just all nonsense.
[21:28] <cyberizedMeister> The answer is also actually very variable.
[21:28] <cyberizedMeister> But in this case, we will go with the amount of bullshit this has caused.
[21:28] <strikingBelladonna> Say it isn't so, I presumed this was all incredibly important socialization.
[21:29] <strikingBelladonna> How could you have possibly teased me with meaningless bullshit? That would be so inconsiderate of you.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> It was still socialization through competition, so I assume the benefits are still there.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> I am not inconsiderate.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> I am a robot.
[21:29] <strikingBelladonna> So you've said.
[21:29] <cyberizedMeister> Good day, ma'am.
[21:30]  * cyberizedMeister has ceased ESPering strikingBelladonna