Cookie Clicker v1.0383 Update Log

UPDATE LOG FOR VERSION WHATEVERITIS

GENERAL
 - The game now tracks when you started playing (across all resets, the stat displays after resetting once) and when we last saved the game
 - Heavenly Chips multiplier now depends on the potention you have unlocked (it still maxes at 2% per chip)
 - Further changes to reduce lag

GOLDEN COOKIES
 - Shaded borders for frenzies to show you when they're active
 - Stat for golden cookies split up into "this game" and "all time"
 - Golden cookies now spawn on a random time between a "Min Time" and a "Max time", Lucky Day and Serendipity both halve those times
 - Some adjustments to where on the screen a golden cookie may spawn
 - Cookies in a chain will only be visible for a short time, the further you get, the shorter the time
    1st: 10 s,
    2nd: 5s
    3rd: 3.333s
    4th: 2.5s
    5th: 2s
    6th: 1.667s
    7th: 1.429s
    8th: 1.250s
    9th: 1.111s
    10th and onwards: 1s
 - Golden cookies now spawn randomly: The probability to spawn every game tick (30 per second) is
   [max(0,(time-minTime)/(maxtime-mintime))]^4
   where time is the time since the last cookie, mintime is the minimum time between 2 cookies and maxtime the maximum time between 2 cookies
 - Golden and wrath cookies can now give "blab" (probability is EXTREMELY LOW), which gives a funny message when clicked (and nothing else)
 - Cookie Chains now give 7, 77, 777 etc for golden cookies and 6, 66, 666 for wrath cookies
 - Cookie Chains will now cap at the NEXT cookie giving more than 25% of your bank (so a cookie sooner), or the next cookie giving you more than 6 hours worth of cps
 - Cookie Chain chance to end after every cookie has been lowered from 13% to 10%

ACHIEVEMENTS
 - You lose Hardcore and Speed Baking I to III upon going in the new version
 - The Speed Baking achievements can now be unlocked only without HC upgrades
 - The "Have ... Cps" achievements now require higher cps (up to 1 trillion) and are no longer influenced by frenzies
 - The "Bake ... cookies" achievements now require more cookies (up to 10 quadrillion)
 - Cookie Dunker has been fixed, and can no longer unlock if you don't have any milk
 - New achievement:
     Wholesome: Unlock 100% of your heavenly chips power.

UPGRADES
 - Sextillion Fingers boosted to +200 base cps per building
 - CURRENTLY DISABLED: Golden Cookie upgrades will unlock in the store based on golden cookies clicked this game (instead of all-time)
 - Tier 4 upgrades 5x as expensive, tier 5 twice as expensive
 - New Upgrades:

     DEBUG ONLY: Perfect idling: You keep producing cookies even while the game is closed.

     Fig gluttons: Cookie production multiplier +25%. (Requires 10 HC)
     Loreols: Cookie production multiplier +25%. (Requires 100 HC)
     Jaffa cakes: Cookie production multiplier +25%. (Requires 500 HC)
     Grease's cups: Cookie production multiplier +25%. (Requires 2000 HC)

     Heavenly chip secret: Unlocks 5% of the potential of your heavenly chips.
     Heavenly cookie stand: Unlocks 25% of the potential of your heavenly chips.
     Heavenly bakery: Unlocks 50% of the potential of your heavenly chips.
     Heavenly confectionery: Unlocks 75% of the potential of your heavenly chips.
     Heavenly key: Unlocks 100% of the potential of your heavenly chips.

     CURRENTLY DISABLED: Golden switch: Unlocks the Golden switch, available in the menu. When active, the Golden switch grants you a passive CpS boost, but prevents golden cookies from spawning.

MISC
 - A lot of the game now "preloads" - you'll be stuck on "Loading..." longer but it should actually be loaded once that's gone, now.
 - Lots of javascript changes that should make clicking things (like upgrades) work better. Don't ask.
 - Some support for mobile devices apparently