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- Episode 567 - April 14th, 2012 (2 clicks at end(maybe unrelevant), sounds of a city)
- How to Ask for Help in English
- "Please help me escape from this place."
- "I need your help with something, Chief."
- Episode 568 - April 15th, 2012 (someone moving something or getting up)
- How to Make a Suggestion in English
- "I think we should learn the local customs."
- "What if we destroyed the documents instead?"
- Episode 569 - April 16th, 2012 (someone moving something or getting up)
- How to Order Food in English
- "I'd like a Western omelette with spicy fries."
- "Please bring me two hamburgers."
- Episode 570 - April 17th, 2012
- How to Apologize in English
- "I'm very sorry that you had to see that, Chief."
- "This tragedy is no one's fault but our own."
- Episode 571 - April 18th, 2012
- How to Give Polite Feedback in English
- "I like your use of color, but we need to work on the shapes."
- "The typography of the signage could be improved."
- Episode 572 - April 19th, 2012
- How to Say the Colors in English
- "Red, orange, yellow, green, blue, indigo, violet."
- "The indigo triangles are a warning sign."
- Episode 573 - April 20th, 2012
- How to Bargain in English
- "I'll tell you where it is if you promise to leave this city."
- "What is the one object you want most in this world?"
- Episode 574 - April 26th, 2012
- How to Compliment Someone in English
- "Trish is an excellent dancer."
- "Don knows many important things."
- Episode 575 - April 27, 2012
- How to Gently Correct Someone in English
- "The city actually has fifty districts, not forty."
- "I'm sorry, I think you brought me the wrong omelette."
- Episode 576 - April 28th, 2012
- How to State an Unpleasant Fact in English
- "They have to work on the Fourth of July."
- "I have no choice but to complete the mission."
- Episode 577 - April 29th, 2012
- How to End a Business Meeting in English
- "Thanks for the input, everyone."
- "Hal, can you please write up everyone's action items?"
- Episode 578 - April 30, 2012 (clicking sound)
- How to Greet an Unwelcome Guest in English
- "Ed, I didn't realize you were invited..."
- "Ann! What you doing here?"
- Episode 579 - May 1, 2012
- How to Discuss Science in English
- "Living things can change their forms."
- "We now know that life can exist almost anywhere."
- Episode 580 - May 2, 2012
- How to Argue in English
- "I'm trying to tell you something, but you're just not listening."
- "I never actually thought you were a good dancer."
- Episode 581 - May 3, 2012 (Siren in background blares twice)
- How to Discuss the Immediate Past in English
- "We just ate an hour ago, but we'll join you for a drink."
- "I just saw Jay-Z perform a song about New York City."
- Episode 582 - May 4, 2012
- How to Say Dates in English
- "Our anniversary is on April 14th." (Anniversary of the channel)
- "Something terrible happened on May 10th."
- Episode 583 - May 5, 2012
- How to Express Disappointment in English
- "I'm in love with you, but you're not here."
- "You can't understand what it's like to be stuck here."
- Episode 584 - May 6, 2012
- How to Give Orders in English
- "Seize the mortgages immediately."
- "I don't care what Chief said. You are going to complete this assignment."
- Episode 585 - May 7, 2012
- How to Tell a Secret in English
- "I'm not prepared for the big presentation."
- "Don knows what happened on the riverboat."
- Episode 586 - May 8th, 2012
- How to Backpedal in English
- "You know what, you're right, the indigo carpet does look better."
- "I never said that I condoned it. I just said that I wouldn't have been able to stop it."
- Episode 587 - May 9, 2012
- How to Describe an Unpleasant Memory in English
- "Trish talked loudly throughout dinner. I think she'd had one too many drinks."
- "I saw his arm get torn off like a ticket stub."
- Episode 588 - May 10, 2012
- How to Say the Numbers 1 to 10 in English
- "1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10."
- "Ten, nine, eight, seven, six, five, four, three, two, one."
- Episode 589 - May 11, 2012
- How to Ask a Polite Question in English
- "Excuse me. Could you point me towards the exit?"
- "Can I ask you why you chose to come here?"
- Episode 590 - May 12, 2012
- How to Wistfully Speculate in English
- "The city must have thousands of skyscrapers by now."
- "I wonder who the President is?"
- Episode 591 - May 14, 2012
- How to Use Counterfactual Conditionals in English
- "If I knew more about the 'net, I'd find a solution myself."
- "We might still be together if we hadn't gone on that mission."
- Episode 592 - May 16, 2012
- How to Say Hello and Goodbye in English
- "Hey Ed, how are you?"
- "I have to go. It was great to see you."
- Episode 593 - May 17, 2012 (Audio skips at end)
- How to Say Please and Thank You in English
- "Could you pass the food, please?"
- "Thanks very much for all of your help."
- Episode 594 - May 18, 2012 (Audio skips several times)
- How to Use It's and Its in English
- "It's too late to change things now."
- "The machine needs one of its parts replaced."
- Episode 595 - May 21, 2012
- How to Make a Phone Call in English
- "Hello. Can I speak with Don, please?"
- "Would you mind if I left him a message?"
- Episode 596 - May 29, 2012
- How to Say a Million Dollars
- "Everyone wants a million dollars."
- "She made a million dollars in a single trade."
- Episode 597 - May 30, 2012 (Captioning starts)
- How to Pronounce Avicii
- "Avicii is a Swedish house producer."
- "Avicii began to DJ to escape the Swedish winter."
- Episode 598 - May 31, 2012
- How to Say Bye Bye
- "'Bye Bye' is an inspirational power ballad."
- "Say bye bye to the city that you love."
- Episode 599 - June 1, 2012
- How to Say Kid Cudi's Name
- "Kid Cudi released his first mixtape in 2008."
- "Kid Cudi grew up in a suburb of Cleveland."
- Episode 600 - June 2, 2012
- How to Pronounce Florsheim
- "Florsheim Shoes was founded by Milton Florsheim in 1892."
- "In 2010, Florsheim announced a partnership with Duckie Brown."
- Episode 601 - June 3, 2012 (Thunder at end)
- How to Say No and Still Be Cool
- "I'd do it if I didn't have band practice tomorrow."
- "I'd do it if I weren't a well-known professional skateboarder."
- Episode 602 - June 4, 2012
- How to Pronounce GIF
- "GIF stands for Graphic Interchange Format."
- "GIF was developed by CompuServe in 1987."
- Episode 603 - June 5, 2012
- How to Say No to Drugs
- "I'd love to, but I have a business meeting in ten minutes."
- "I'd love to, but PCP can be detected in a urine test 3 to 7 days after use."
- Episode 604 - June 6, 2012
- How to Pronounce Happy Birthday
- "Happy Birthday to you."
- "We'd all like to wish Trish a happy birthday." (Trish's birthday June 6, 2012?)
- Episode 605 - June 7, 2012
- How to Say No to Your Toddler
- "I can't let you have that for obvious reasons."
- "You can try it when you turn 18."
- Episode 606 - June 8, 2012
- How to Pronounce I Love You
- "I love you and I think about you constantly."
- "I've been trying to tell you that I love you for more than two years." (sirens in background)
- Episode 607 - June 9, 2012
- How to Say One Direction Names
- "Nial Horan, Zayn Malik, Liam Payne, Harry Styles, Louis Tomlinson."
- "The members of One Direction were born in the early nineties."
- Episode 608 - June 10, 2012
- How to Pronounce Imgur
- "Imgur is a popular image hosting service."
- "Imgur was founded in 2009."
- Episode 609 - June 11, 2012
- How to Say Oppa
- "Oppa was a membor of the Visigothic elite."
- "Oppa died in the eighth century." (Sirens in background)
- Episode 610 - June 12, 2012
- How to Pronounce Louis Tomlinson
- "Louis Tomlinson is a member of the boy band One Direction." (Sirens in background)
- "Louis Tomlinson was born in 1991."
- Episode 611 - June 13, 2012
- How to Say Quesadilla
- "A quesadilla consists of a folded tortilla filled with cheese and other ingredients."
- "Quesadillas are popular in the American Southwest."
- Episode 612 - June 14, 2012 (Sirens at end)
- How to Pronounce Lacoste
- "Lacoste was founded in France in 1933."
- "The Lacoste logo is a crocodile."
- Episode 613 - June 15, 2012
- How to Say Reese's
- "Reese's Peanut Butter Cups were created by H.B. Reese in the 1920s."
- "Reese's was once a sponsor of Nascar driver Kevin Harvick."
- Episode 614 - June 16, 2012
- How to Pronounce Marlboro
- "Marlboro brand cigarettes are proudly produced by Altria Group, Inc."
- "Visit altria.com to learn more about the health benefits of Marlboro brand cigarettes."
- Episode 615 - June 17, 2012
- How to Say Rihanna's Name
- "Rihanna's name means "sweet basil" in Arabic." (Strange sound at 0:17)
- "Rihanna's full name is Robyn Rihanna Fenty."
- Episode 616 - June 18, 2012
- How to Pronounce Niall Horan
- "Niall Horan is a member of the boy band One Direction."
- "Niall Horan was born in 1993."
- Episode 617 - June 21, 2012
- How to Say Sorry to Your Girlfriend
- "I'm sorry that I let you do this to me."
- "I'm sorry that we tried to be young heroes."
- Episode 618 - June 22, 2012
- How to Pronounce Orderves (Hors d'oeuvre)
- "The hors d'oeuvre paired fresh squid with orange."
- "There is one hor d'oeuvre I cannot name." (Sirens)
- Episode 619 - June 23, 2012
- How to Pronounce TomSka
- "TomSka is a video producer from England"
- "TomSka's real name is Thomas Ridgewell."
- Episode 620 - June 24, 2012
- How to Say Up All Night
- "We stayed up all night preparing for the mission."
- "These days it seems I'm always up all night."
- Episode 621 - June 26, 2012
- How to Pronounce One Direction
- "The band One Direction is sponsored by Pokémon."
- "One Direction's favorite Pokémon character is Pikachu."
- Episode 622 - June 27, 2012
- How to Pronounce Ombre (Sirens)
- "Ombre was a popular card game in the 1600s."
- "I've heard their CEO is one macho ombre."
- Episode 623 - Jun 28, 2012
- How to Pronounce Question
- "I have a question: where can I find you?"
- "Don's abilities are beyond question."
- Episode 624 - June 30, 2012
- How to Say Zayn Malik's Name
- "Zayn Malik is a member of the boy band One Direction."
- "Zayn Malik was born in 1993."
- Episode 625 - July 1, 2012
- How to Say Zayn Malik's Last Name
- "Malik is an Arabic word meaning 'king.'"
- "Famous Maliks include Terrence, Charles, and Saleem."
- Episode 626 - July 2, 2012
- How to Pronounce Yahoo
- "Yahoo! Internet Life is a magazine about 'net culture."
- "Yahoo! received more than a million hits."
- Episode 627 - July 4, 2012
- How to Pronounce Yacht
- "His yacht has a full-size game room."
- "Even yacht ownership eventually gets old."
- Episode 628 - July 9, 2012
- How to Pronounce Guacamole
- "'Don't worry,' I said, 'guacamole is an acquired taste.'"
- "A: Chief doesn't want guacamole on his taco."
- "B: Then he can scoop the guacamole out with his bare hands."
- Episode 629 - July 10. 2012
- How to Pronounce Worried
- "'I'm not worried," she said. 'I'm just hungry.'"
- "A: You look worried. What did you see in the auditorium?"
- "B: I am worried. I can never tell you what I saw there."
- Episode 630 - July 11, 2012
- How to Pronounce Salvatore Ferragamo
- "She was wearing Salvatore Ferragamo in the jungle." (Sirens)
- "A: Where was Salvatore Ferragamo born?" (Sirens)
- "B: Salvatore Ferragamo was born in the country of Italy."
- Episode 631 - July 12, 2012
- How to Pronounce Biome
- "I was still adjusting to the new biome myself."
- "A: The tundra is my favorite biome."
- "B: Who can choose a favorite? All biomes are interdependent."
- Episode 632 - July 13, 2012
- How to Pronounce Coordinate
- "At first, it was difficult to coordinate with the guerillas."
- "A: I think the first coordinate is wrong ... there's nothing here."
- "B: Check the meter again before you blame the coordinate."
- Episode 633 - July 14, 2012
- How to Pronounce Liaison
- "Her Spanish was good, so she became the liaison."
- "A: Did you know I had a liaison with an investment banker?"
- "B: Please don't talk about liaisons in the office." (rustling in background)
- Episode 634 - July 15, 2012
- How to Pronounce Ptolemy
- "I read Ptolemy under the southern stars."
- "A: I hear they're transferring Ptolemy to the Malibu office."
- "B: Ptolemy requested that transfer himself, Brian." (rustling/shuffling in background)
- Episode 635 - July 16, 2012
- How to Pronounce Boots
- "My boots are too formal for the jungle and too casual for the city."
- "A: These boots are so tight I might die."
- "B: Those boots keep your legs dry." (rustling/shuffling in background)
- Episode 636 - July 17, 2012
- How to Pronounce Analgesic
- "The work is painful; the adrenaline is an analgesic."
- "A: Please give me an analgesic."
- "B: I'll give you an analgesic when you admit you were wrong."
- Episode 637 - July 18, 2012
- How to Pronounce Verizon
- "Verizon was, and still is, a valued corporate partner."
- "A: The Verizon Hub media phone can recieve picture messages."
- "B: The Verizon Hub media phone has recipes you won't find anywhere else." (tape peeling at end?)
- Episode 638 - July 19, 2012
- How to Pronounce Metallurgy
- "The banking team is surprisingly well-versed in metallurgy."
- "A: Without metallurgy, we wouldn't have brass."
- "B: Metallurgy is the prince of the sciences."
- Episode 639 - July 20, 2012
- How to Pronounce RSVP
- "I can't RSVP until I have a disguise."
- "A: What does RSVP really mean?"
- "B: RSVP? Let's go to France to find out."
- Episode 640 - July 21, 2012
- How to Pronounce Brasserie
- "We arrived at the brasserie dressed as caterers."
- "A: I've never been to such an upscale brasserie."
- "B: Brasserie etiquette should be the least of your concerns, Franco" (sirens)
- Episode 641 - July 22, 2012
- How to Pronounce Svelte
- "Her svelte figure caught the minister's eye, just as Chief predicted."
- "A: You're looking svelte in that jumpsuit."
- "B: Svelte or not, it's the itchiest thing I've ever worn." (Rustling in background, car beep, seems to loop twice)
- Episode 642 - July 23, 2012
- How to Pronounce Lucky
- "Jackie was lucky no one picked up on his accent."
- "A: 7 is a lucky number." (Chair skuffles?)
- "B: There's one number that is the opposite of lucky."
- Episode 643 - July 24, 2012
- How to Pronounce Pepperoncini
- "She served pepperoncini with a tight smile as I photographed documents in the kitchen."
- "A: You need more than just pepperoncini for a meal."
- "B: I'm hungry for crunchy Tuscan pepperoncini." (Person gets up, walks to grab drink, shakes it, puts it back)
- Episode 644 - July 25, 2012
- How to Pronounce Merlot
- "The minister recoils from the gaudy Merlot pairing ... is our cover blown?"
- "A: This Merlot reminds me of my youth."
- "B: This Merlot reminds me of the City of Dream." (Person gets up, walks away)
- Episode 645 - July 26, 2012
- How to Pronounce Oogenesis
- "We had no idea we were enabling the oogenesis of a new power."
- "A: Oogenesis is the creation of an egg cell."
- "B: This oogenesis is taking too long."
- Episode 646 - July 27, 2012
- How to Pronounce Gala
- "The gala was ruined by jealous love."
- "A: Decorations for the gala hang in the square."
- "B: We haven't had a gala like this in 700 years."
- Episode 647 - July 28, 2012
- How to Pronounce Fireworks
- "We retreated to the jungle as fireworks lit the southern sky."
- "A: I hope we finish in time to see the fireworks."
- "B: Something about these fireworks is not right."
- Episode 648 - July 29, 2012
- How to Pronounce Belarus
- "It was the first of several times Jackie would blame things on Belarus."
- "A: Belarus exports tractors, caprolactam, and dairy."
- "B: Belarus sounds like my kind of place."
- Episode 649 - July 30, 2012
- How to Pronounce Hammock
- "I lay in the hammock at base, dreaming of LA."
- "A: I'm lying in a hammock, but I'm not relaxed."
- "B: You've been in that hammock far too long."
- Episode 650 - July 31, 2012
- How to Pronounce Reconnaissance
- "We would resume our reconnaissance in the morning; for now, we tried to forget about the mission." (Sirens)
- "A: I did some reconnaissance on the snack food situation."
- "B: Reconnaissance alone is not going to solve our department's pastry issues." (Sirens)
- Episode 651 - August 1, 2012
- How to Pronounce Dom Perignon
- "'This is all I was able to procure,' she said, producing a bottle of Dom Pérignon."
- "A: Dom Pérignon was a French Benedictine monk."
- "B: Let's learn more about the Order of Saint Benedict over a flute of Dom Pérignon."
- Episode 652 - August 2, 2012
- How to Pronounce Pinochle
- "Glyph sulked in his tent as the rest of us gathered for pinochle."
- "A: We all headed to the mess hall for some pinochle."
- "B: There's more to the mess hall than just pinochle, you know."
- Episode 653 - August 3, 2012
- How to Pronounce Lasso
- "Chief, who had posed as a waiter, said Lasso had been seated at the president's table."
- "A: Lasso jumped out the window and landed on his motorbike."
- "B: They're never gonna catch a kid like Lasso."
- Episode 654 - August 4, 2012
- How to Pronounce Champagne
- "I finished the last of the now-warm champagne and said goodnight."
- "A: Champagne with ham? What a fantastic pairing!"
- "B: That's not champagne, Franco ... it's sparkling wine."
- Episode 655 - August 5, 2012
- How to Pronounce Femme Fatale
- "She stumbled into my tent an hour later, surprisingly tipsy for a femme fatale."
- "A: When it comes to the markets, she's a femme fatale."
- "B: Colleen is a femme fatale when it comes to the tacos."
- Episode 656 - August 6, 2012
- How to Pronounce Yield (Sirens)
- "Eventually I yield to uneasy jungle dreams."
- "A: The collateralized debt obligations yield massive profits."
- "B: Jackie will not yield in his dark quest for the mortgages."
- Episode 657 - August 7, 2012
- How to Pronounce Finance
- "A temple of finance two thousand feet above the mega-city."
- "A: Jackie has a war to finance now."
- "B: I should have gone into finance."
- Episode 658 - August 8. 2012
- How to Pronounce Sausage McMuffin
- "They each have a Sausage McMuffin around the corner; it's the only affordable meal in the Zone."
- "A: This dish is David Chang's reimagining of the Sausage McMuffin."
- "B: It's charitable to call this a "reimagining" of a Sausage McMuffin, Franco."
- Episode 659 - August 9, 2012
- How to Pronounce Radio
- "The radio still works in the elevator, of course."
- "A: Trapped in a radio ... what a terrible fate." (Thunder)
- "B: There's a lot to listen to on this radio."
- Episode 660 - August 10, 2012
- How to Pronounce Familiar
- "A familiar feeling ... has he been in this building before?"
- "A: Those five people look familiar."
- "B: The dish had a familiar flavor."
- Episode 661 - August 11, 2012
- How to Pronounce White
- "He's wearing his formal uniform: white shoes, red suit, blue radio."
- "A: She wore white after Labor Day!"
- "B: I can't say I'm surprised -- I saw her wear white to a funeral."
- Episode 662 - August 12, 2012
- How to Pronounce Can and Can't (length 2:38, longest video so far)
- "You can dress for success, but you can't have it all."
- "A: Henri can do things that Franco can't."
- "B: I can still hope for Mendoza's cooperation, but I can't imagine how we'll explain this to Chief." (Crackling/burning in background, car beeps)
- Episode 663 - August 20, 2012
- How to Pronounce Guitar
- "We awoke to the sound of Jackie strumming a mournful Latin melody on his guitar."
- "A: Hand me my guitar, please."
- "B: I'll hand you the guitar when you give me back my mortgage."
- Episode 664 - August 21, 2012
- How to Pronounce Wrong
- "I knew immediately that something was wrong."
- "A: Did she go through the wrong door?"
- "B: Even wrong doors can lead to opportunity."
- Episode 665 - August 22, 2012
- How to Pronounce Route
- "He seemed absent as we planned the route for the day's expedition."
- "A: Is there a route that passes through the mountains, the beaches, and the countryside?"
- "B: That's asking a lot of just one route."
- Episode 666 - August 23, 2012
- How to Pronounce Beach
- "We would hike to the beach, stopping in town for a cerveza."
- "A: What's your favorite beach activity?"
- "B: I know a place on the beach where anything is possible." (Car beep)
- Episode 667 - August 24, 2012
- How to Pronounce War
- "Even in times of war we must occasionally enjoy a drink with friends."
- "A: What famous war ended with a battle between twin generals on opposite sides?"
- "B: I can't remember any of the wars." (Plane flying past)
- Episode 668 - August 25, 2012
- How to Pronounce Quiche
- "'We are cursed with an impossible mission in hell,' I said, taking the final slice of breakfast quiche."
- "A: What famous quiche from Southern France features basil and fresh fruit?"
- "B: The quiche you invented, of course -- it bears your name." (Sirens)
- Episode 669 - August 26, 2012
- How to Pronounce Excuse Me (Sirens)
- "'Excuse me,' said Jackie. 'I had planned to eat that.'" (Sirens)
- "A: Excuse me, I didn't mean to intrude."
- "B: No, excuse me; I should not be doing this here, of all places."
- Episode 670 - August 27, 2012
- How to Pronounce Okay
- "'Okay,' I said, 'let's split it.'"
- "A: Is everything okay, Franco?"
- "B: Everything is okay except my soup, which has something in it." (Something drops)
- Episode 671 - August 28, 2012
- How to Pronounce Sacred
- "'Is nothing sacred?' said Jackie, struggling to get the words out."
- "A: Be extra careful with the sacred shawl."
- "B: A pipe broke in my apartment and the sacred shawl got wet and then moldy." (Car beep at end)
- Episode 672 - August 30, 2012
- How to Pronounce Pretty
- "Even in her bulky field gear she looked pretty hot."
- "A: That's a pretty ostentatious watch."
- "B: I feel pretty when I check the time, so it's worth every penny." (Car beep at end)
- Episode 673 - September 1, 2012
- How to Pronounce Idea
- "I must have had some idea that we were doomed, but I was too young to care."
- "A: I have no idea how to get to the Battle Club."
- "B: You can get a new idea by looking for patterns in the system."
- Episode 674 - September 2, 2012
- How to Pronounce Economics (Sirens)
- "Who can regulate the economics of passion?"
- "A: I'm majoring in economics, with a minor in holistic massage."
- "B: It's good that you are able to balance economics with a classical education."
- Episode 675 - September 3, 2012
- How to Pronounce Live
- "Back then, I only had two things to live for: her and the mission."
- "A: Where do your new friends live?"
- "B: Hal does not live next to Don."
- Episode 676 - September 4, 2012
- How to Pronounce Sounds
- "We hiked without speaking, listening to the sounds of the jungle."
- "A: What are the typical sounds of your biome?"
- "B: In my biome, you'll hear sounds like sirens, barking, and yelling." (Sound in background)
- Episode 677 - September 5, 2012
- How to Pronounce Real
- "In such an unfamiliar place, you lose track of what is real."
- "A: What's the real reason Mendoza is stalling?"
- "B: Chief says Mendoza can be a real diva during wartime." (Car beep)
- Episode 678 - September 6, 2012
- How to Pronounce Dr.
- "I resolved to speak with Dr. Colorado as soon as I returned to LA."
- "A: Let's catch up over a crisp Dr. Pepper."
- "B: Dr. Lafayette told me not to speak with you."
- Episode 679 - September 7, 2012
- How to Pronounce Three
- "We saw three guerrillas approaching with unhappy faces."
- "A: Who or what are our three primary enemies?"
- "B: I'm not sure; I missed the big presentation three quarters in a row."
- Episode 680 - September 8, 2012
- How to Pronounce American Accent
- "I hoped they wouldn't notice my American accent."
- "A: Was it my American accent that gave me away?"
- "B: It wasn't your American accent ... it was your poor taste in sculpture" (Something dripping in background)
- Episode 681 - September 9, 2012
- How to Pronounce School
- "They did not prepare me for this in school or on-the-job training."
- "A: He's a knowledgeable speaker -- where did he go to school?"
- "B: He went to law school, business school, and senator school."
- Episode 682 - September 10, 2012
- How to Pronounce Fun
- "In moments of carnage it was clear that battle was fun for Jackie."
- "A: I heard it's a very long game ... is it any fun?"
- "B: I know others find it fun, but I do not."
- Episode 683 - September 11, 2012
- How to Pronounce Caramel
- "I had a cyanide caramel in my pocket in case I was captured."
- "A: This caramel is sweet."
- "B: Caramel is too sweet for me; I prefer savory flavors."
- Episode 684 - September 12, 2012
- How to Pronounce Jubilee
- "Through the pain, I tried to recall happier times spent in Jubilee Tower on 2-for-1 Tuesdays."
- "A: There's quite a jubilee going on in the Midwest."
- "B: That jubilee won't last long ... troubles are right around the corner."
- Episode 685 - September 13, 2012
- How to Pronounce Router (Sirens)
- "We tried to netride for help, but unsurprisingly, our router was down."
- "A: Did you try to unplug the router then plug it back in again?"
- "B: The router's power light is blinking green. Is that good or bad?"
- Episode 686 - September 14, 2012
- How to Pronounce Aegis
- "When the assault became unbearable, Glyph used his aegis to shield our party."
- "A: The priest wears a purple aegis."
- "B: It hasn't been fashionable to wear a purple aegis since Fall '05."
- Episode 687 - September 15, 2012
- How to Pronounce Albeit
- "It was a welcome maneuver, albeit late."
- "A: Securities trading is a lucrative, albeit stressful, occupation."
- "B: The margarita is strong, albeit overpriced."
- Episode 688 - September 16, 2012
- How to Pronounce Lien
- "I myself had been prepared to use a powerful combat lien -- but only as a last resort."
- "A: A lien is a form of encumbrance."
- "B: I am encumbered by a maritime lien."
- Episode 689 - September 17, 2012
- How to Pronounce Of
- "As we resumed our hike, I thought of ten mysteries."
- "A: I have one of the highest scores at the arcade."
- "B: I've heard of hidden levels where you can get an even higher score."
- Episode 690 - September 18, 2012
- How to Pronounce Architect
- "First, who was the architect of our mission?"
- "A: I have a feeling he's not much of an architect."
- "B: Architect? Jackie's just a bricklayer, and his foreman's out to lunch."
- Episode 691 - September 20, 2012
- How to Pronounce Financier
- "Third, why would a financier of Jackie's status choose to accompany us for field work?"
- "A: He may be a financier, but he's also quite the pastry guru."
- "B: It's like they say: 'Life is a profiterole and death is a financier.'"
- Episode 692 - September 22, 2012
- How to Pronounce Tlaxcala
- "Fifth, what wasn't Chief telling me about the Tlaxcala office?"
- "A: I suggested Tlaxcala for our honeymoon."
- "B: There are some interesting ruins in Tlaxcala."
- Episode 693 - September 23, 2012
- How to Pronounce Ouroboros
- "Sixth, why had the minister sketched an ouroboros on his napkin last night?"
- "A: Of course her parents don't approve -- he has an ouroboros tattoo."
- "B: Forget the ouroboros tattoo; they don't approve because he's an alchemist."
- Episode 694 - September 24, 2012
- How to Pronounce Curriculum Vitae
- "Seventh, why was there a five-year gap on Glyph's curriculum vitae?"
- "A: I'm certain I can get your curriculum vitae in front of the right person at the bank."
- "B: I omitted my stint in prison from my curriculum vitae."
- Episode 695 - September 25, 2012
- How to Pronounce Connection
- "Eight, what connection did Chief's ex-wife have with President City?" (Women's scream?)
- "A: There's got to be a connection between the two systems."
- "B: The only connection I see is shared frustration, and the occasional repeated phrase."
- Episode 696 - September 27, 2012
- How to Pronounce Conceal
- "And tenth, why did she insist we conceal our relationship from the rest of the squad?"
- "A: What fun is a game when the creators conceal the principal mechanic for victory?"
- "B: I wonder what else they're concealing?" (looping pattern at end, maybe a message?)
- Episode 697 - September 28, 2012
- How to Pronounce Exegesis
- "One day, these questions will be answered in a splendid exegesis."
- "A: His ham-fisted exegesis in last month's Vanity Fair made me cringe."
- "B: A ham-fisted exegesis? Doesn't sound kosher to me ...!" (Car beeps)
- Episode 698 - September 29, 2012
- How to Pronounce Certain
- "I was certain that someone in LA knew the answers to all ten mysteries."
- "A: I'm certain I've seen it all."
- "B: There's at least one room I'm certain you haven't seen." (repeating loop at end)
- Episode 699 - September 30, 2012
- How to Pronounce Perhaps (Car beeps)
- "Or perhaps I already knew them myself?"
- "A: Perhaps I will join this card tournament."
- "B: Perhaps a few practice hands will remind you of the rules."
- Episode 700 - October 16, 2012
- How to Pronounce Exquisite
- "We reached the beach just in time for an exquisite ocean sunset."
- "A: Philippé has some truly exquisite furniture."
- "B: If you really want exquisite, check out his orbital platform." (Car beep, thuds)
- Episode 701 - October 18, 2012
- How to Pronounce Clothes
- "I shed my clothes and jumped into the ocean."
- "A: How can you buy clothes at a time like this?"
- "B: I need to buy new clothes before I can defend the city." (Car beep, repeating loop at end)
- Episode 702 - October 19, 2012
- How to Pronounce Recall
- "It amuses me now to recall how I took my physical body for granted." (Car beep)
- "A: I can never recall his hidden weakness."
- "B: There was a recall of that phone due to cybersecurity issues." (Repeating wind sounding loop)
- Episode 703 - October 20, 2012
- How to Pronounce Food
- "Chief and Jackie were already unpacking the food bag; it was their turn to prepare dinner."
- "A: Squid is my second favorite food."
- "B: Save the food chat for later; I have a meeting with Mendoza in five minutes." (audio loops at end)
- Episode 704 - October 21, 2012
- How to Pronounce Kukri
- "Jackie used a kukri to chop tomatoes, slicing with violent intensity."
- "A: His betrayal was like a kukri to the heart."
- "B: Please keep your kukri sheathed while in the office." (Audio loops at end)
- Episode 705 - October 22, 2012
- How to Pronounce Italian Food
- "Why was he always so grim when preparing Italian food?"
- "A: Why is Italian food your favorite cuisine?"
- "B: You can't beat the mathematical elegance of the pasta geometries." (audio loops at end)
- Episode 706 - October 23, 2012
- How to Pronounce Aubergine (Car beeps)
- "Chief was in charge of the aubergine, which he cultivated himself back in LA."
- "A: Have you heard rumors about the new type of aubergine?"
- "B: I saw one myself in Thailand; don't ask me to describe it."
- Episode 707 - October 24, 2012
- How to Pronounce Risotto
- "When the risotto was properly al dente, Chief called the team to a makeshift dinner table."
- "A: This risotto is unacceptably gummy." (Motorcycle speeding away?)
- "B: She must have used a long-grain rice -- a typical risotto blunder."
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